DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2010    Duedate: 04/12/2010

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-287

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RONDOL QUIGLO
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
(47-4978) [20-24-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RONDOL QUIGLO                  CHRIS CLEAVER
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         ICE REAVERS (711)
(47-4978) [20-24-0,111]        (47-7026) [3-0-1,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JENNA                          UNCLE HENRY
LIFE'S LESSONS (562)           LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-5099) [18-22-4,103]        (47-7051) [1-1-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (708)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (708)             36
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)      22      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. ICE REAVERS (711)           20      Unchartered Team
4. THE OPERA (613)             16
5. WARHAMMERS (75)             16      ICE REAVERS (711)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 KAOS (695)                40  20  0 66.7   1/ 3 DEVIATION (708)           9  6 0
 2/ 2*ICE REAVERS (711)          7   4  1 63.6   2/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  4 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         590 374 19 61.2   3/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    7  8 0
 4/ 4 THE OPERA (613)          121  80  3 60.2   4/11 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)   6  9 1
 5/ 5*ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)     4   3  0 57.1   5- 2 KAOS (695)                5  2 0
 6/ 7 DEVIATION (708)           81  63  1 56.3   6/ 8*ICE REAVERS (711)         5  2 0
 7- 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         733 577 38 56.0   7/ 5 WARHAMMERS (75)           5  4 0
 8/ 8 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)  100  82  6 54.9   8/ 6 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)   5  4 0
 9- 9 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     65  54  3 54.6   9/13*ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    4  3 0
10-10*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     13  11  2 54.2  10- 4*DEPRAVED ONES (709)       4  6 0
11/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      176 154 14 53.3  11-10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          3  1 0
12/13 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     123 122  9 50.2  12/15 THE OPERA (613)           2  0 0
13/14 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)   49  50  3 49.5  13/16 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       2  3 0
14-16 RAPTOR (674)              64  74  2 46.4  14/17 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      2  4 0
15/17 WARHAMMERS (75)          307 387 15 44.2  15/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)       2  5 0
16/18 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       76  97  3 43.9  16/19*HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)    2  8 0
17-20*DEPRAVED ONES (709)        8  12  2 40.0  17-14 RAPTOR (674)              1  0 0
18/21 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   134 207  2 39.3  18-12*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22*HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)     2   8  0 20.0  19/ 0*LEGIONS DESTINY (509)     0  1 0
20/ 0*LEGIONS DESTINY (509)      0   1  0  0.0  20-22 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 639): LIP GLOSS of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 641): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 513): AVENGING ANTELOPE of SATAN'S KINGDOMS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 635): AGATE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 637): ON GOLDEN POND of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THEODOSIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): FARM WEEKLY of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 626): JAILYN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 623): BILL P. GORE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 620): CRAB SMASHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 612): ORION of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): PRINCE CONNOR of LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 286): VYNMORGATH of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 502): FREM HARID of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): IMOTO-CHAN of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 469): FALLING LEAF of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 466 BOBIKA VHETT of TIL DEATH DO US PART (Killjoy, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): ROS QUIN of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): HESTI TYL VAREN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 419): QUINCY WATTS of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): DEVONSHIRE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): JEANNE D'ARC of GORGEOUS GOBLINS (Bartender, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 639): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 641): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 513): HARRY POTTER AND THE (?, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 635): DARK CREATION (H.P.L. West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 637): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THE GENERALS (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 627): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 615): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnesson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 623): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 620): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 612): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): ASAIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 286): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Winning, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 502): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): THE BROTHERHOOD (?, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 469): DOCTORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): NUMB-ERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 419): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): J (?, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 513): AVENGING ANTELOPE of SATAN'S KINGDOMS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 316): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 627): JULIANUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 612): MANDOLIN WIND of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
               (turn 611): EVINDAL of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 501): BALZEC of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): IMOTO-CHAN of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 468): CHAM DUGAN of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 465): FLITCHAK of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  LAND OF OZ?  Who?  DEVIATION is the top team these days, buddies!  
Those betting on DEPRAVED ONES lost their shirt, as DEPRAVED ONES lost their fighting 
abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 7 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  
Cause for celebration, according to MANEGERIAL MAYHEM.  THE MIDDLE WAY 3 posted a 
nice gain, to come in 3rd.  Everybody loves a winner...  LIFE'S LESSONS had cause to 
celebrate, after JENNA got 20 points by beating AGARIC.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, JENNA was winsome, after beating AGARIC and seeing him lose 18 
points.  Can you believe it?  VYNMORGATH apparently has better things to do as TEMPLE 
OF ABARSIS' Duelmaster than show up and fight!  In TEMPLE OF ABARSIS, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, RONDOL QUIGLO.  
Word has it one team in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS is using psychics to predict wins.  They 
lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are TEMPLE OF ABARSIS' warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell 
some nasty rumors, the guys in DEPRAVED ONES are not carrying any incurable diseases. 
No need to avoid 'em.  The warriors of DEPRAVED ONES found their efforts at combat 
frustrated as THINGS I DROOL IN apparently had more important things to do than 
fight.  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and NIN QUIRE is it right now.  Most 
challenged warrior.  Isn't THE MIDDLE WAY 3 proud!  AGOSERIS challenged HOMEY D. 
CLONE!  Who says WARHAMMERS are just a bunch of wimps!  AGOSERIS of WARHAMMERS kept 
hers wits as she bested HOMEY D. CLONE.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have 
fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  TEMPLE OF ABARSIS, I leave you now.  
The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RONDOL QUIGLO 4978           20  24  0   111       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VYNMORGATH 6646              10   1  0   141       KAOS (695)
-MEDEE 5642                   30  10  0   137       THE OPERA (613)
-THE LION KING 6360           18   7  0   122       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ITHYIC THING 6292            12  12  0   108       ABYSMAL RITES (215)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312         12   6  0   106       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 JENNA 5099                   18  22  4   103       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433       17  11  1   103       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ROIS ANIN 6068               17  25  1   103       WARHAMMERS (75)
-JACK KNIFE 6694              10   5  0    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-AFRICAN QUEEN 6424           13  13  0    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MY SHADOW 6649                8   3  0    91       KAOS (695)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FGC 6648                      9   4  0    90       KAOS (695)
-OBESE CAT 6695                8   5  0    89       KAOS (695)
-PROWL 6460                    7   5  0    83       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CRISTER MOFFEE 5289          13   8  2    82       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 AGARIC 6509                  16  13  0    80       WARHAMMERS (75)
 BUMBLEBEE 6436                9   7  0    80       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-A TALE OF PAIN 6531          10   2  0    78       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 BOGBANE 5500                 15  19  1    75       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   7  0    68       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197        12  10  0    64       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976           7   5  0    64       DEVIATION (708)
-ACE OF BASE 6905              3   4  0    64       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-RAZOR 6573                    8  10  0    63       RAPTOR (674)
-NIGHTSHADE 6536              11  10  1    59       RAPTOR (674)
-GOLDEN CAP 6890               9   4  0    59       LAND OF OZ (217)
 AGOSERIS 6709                 8   9  1    58       WARHAMMERS (75)
 SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934      9   1  0    57       THE OPERA (613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEATH KISS 5751              12   8  1    54       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               11  17  0    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          10   8  0    52       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 DASTER MARQUE 5196            9  13  0    48       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
-STRAFE 6693                   8   6  0    47       RAPTOR (674)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        4   1  0    47       DEVIATION (708)
-DAFNE 6899                    8   3  0    46       THE OPERA (613)
 EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710      5   8  0    43       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-PFM 6645                      5   6  0    41       KAOS (695)
 BASKET 6956                   6   4  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           6  12  1    37       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 LEET STREEGLE 5368            8   6  0    36       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 HILROC IBBINS 6875            8   9  0    35       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 JUDGEMENT DAY 6973            3   6  0    35       DEVIATION (708)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KISS OF DEATH 6977            6   9  0    33       DEVIATION (708)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828              5  14  0    33       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-QUADLING 7001                 4   0  1    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
-WRAITH 6587                   4   2  2    30       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 SONNY URK 6827                4  15  0    27       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 LIMPER 7003                   4   0  0    27       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 BLIGHT'S BURDEN 6903          2   5  0    27       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-SIXX POINTICUS 6990           3   1  1    26       DEPRAVED ONES (709)
-TEMPTRESS 6671                2   0  0    24       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EVIL ONE 6586                 3   2  0    23       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 SUICIDE BLIND 7042            3   0  0    22       DEVIATION (708)
-MALICE 6992                   2   2  0    22       DEPRAVED ONES (709)
 CHRIS CLEAVER 7026            3   0  1    21       ICE REAVERS (711)
-ACCUSER 6589                  3   2  0    21       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESTUARIES 7034                2   1  0    20       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 SPED 6847                     3   4  0    19       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-GIZMO 6941                    2   2  0    19       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BAPHOMASHER 5849              4   6  0    18       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 PONDS 7014                    2   1  0    17       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-EUREKA PRIDE 7044             2   0  0    17       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-EVISCERATE 6935               4   4  0    16       RAPTOR (674)
 TALKEETNA 7047                2   0  0    16       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-MANAGER'S SODA 7000           1   1  0    16       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 SENSEI SAN 5811               1   2  0    13       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
-ASTER 6667                    2   1  0    12       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-DECEIVER 6670                 1   3  0    10       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-HENS REVENGE 7049             1   1  0    10       DEPRAVED ONES (709)
 ANDREA ACHIEVER 7023          2   0  0     9       ICE REAVERS (711)
 UNCLE HENRY 7051              1   1  0     9       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FALCON 7040                   1   1  0     9       HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)
-EQUUS 6988                    1   3  1     7       DEPRAVED ONES (709)
 JOE HEAVER 7022               1   0  0     7       ICE REAVERS (711)
-KODIAK KID 7046               0   1  0     7       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-VALERIA 6989                  1   3  0     6       DEPRAVED ONES (709)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 7033        1   2  0     5       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JON DECEIVER 7025             1   2  0     5       ICE REAVERS (711)
-SHARK 7037                    1   1  0     4       HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)
 SUPERNAUT 7052                1   1  0     4       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-COBRA 7039                    0   2  0     2       HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)
-LION 7038                     0   2  0     2       HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)
 BEAR 7041                     0   2  0     2       HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713)
 DEVALIN SIN 4569              0   1  0     1       LEGIONS DESTINY (509)
 THOMAS GREIVER 7050           0   1  0     1       ICE REAVERS (711)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VENOMOUS CONCUBI        0  0 0                      CRISTER MOFFEE 5289   287  NONE
GHOST TOWN 7055         0  1 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 IRON HYDE             287  NONE
THE BLUE HEN 6991       0  2 0 DEPRAVED ONES 709    CHRIS CLEAVER 7026    284   
THOMAS REAVER 7024      0  1 0 ICE REAVERS 711      QUADLING 7001         284   
NIAGRA 6997             0  1 0 INDIFFERENCE 611     EQUUS 6988            284   
GLINDA 7002             0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SIXX POINTICUS 6990   283  REVENGED
LIGHT SOCKETS 7054      0  1 0 THINGS I DROOL I 614 DARQUE DISCIPLE       287  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Duelmaster Vynmorgath.  Now let's pronounce you a Lord Protector!
-- Oz The All-Jealous
P.S.  Great DM Column, Buddy.

Equus -- Now, I must admit that I had fun horsing around with you.  Winning was
merely a plus. -- Uncle Henry

Hilroc -- I was at my very, very, very, very (4) best! -- Quadling

Kiss Of Death -- Pickin' up paw paws, puttin' 'em in the basket.  (wink) -- Basket

Eureka Pride -- Well done!  You slowed up my travels to quickly see the wizard. --
Off To See The ...

Welcome to the Alaskan Pipeline.  May your stay be long and fruitful. -- Oz The All-
Welcoming

Good luck to all North Forkers in The Mailer. -- Oz The All-Supportive

All -- Guess who's back.  No really, I'm getting a little bad with the memory in my
old age.  Can't remember my name.  Fuzznut or some such nonsense. -- Fuzznut the
confused

Golden Cap -- Darned Consortium warriors anyway. -- Daster Marque

Bogbane -- You know, for a former alliance mate that was quite rude.  Well fought. --
Spawning of Spewn

Fuzznut -- Boss, how many times do we have to tell you, your name is Fizban. --
Grister Moffee

Jin Quire -- You zigged when you should have zagged. -- Crister Moffee

Hilroc Ibbins -- Hmm, I'm supposed to lose that fight. <grin>  Thank you. -- Leet
Streegle

Lion -- You're supposed to hold the other end of that weapon.  Hehehe. -- Sensei Saw

Owlin -- Hey, just so you know Buddy Lee transferred down to Vocaville Level 3 on the
27th.  I find myself alone and sad, we were cellies for 9 years.  Damn, now I have to
make new friends, with you and everyone gone. -- Liam the Goth :(

Owlin -- Congrats of Sparrow, Lee and I are in ADM 104 (Darkholm). -- Liam

I am very sad right now, my best friend and brother has left, so I can't say when
I'll be back. -- Liam

Talkeetna -- I think I'm having a stroke of bad luck.  I think I'll turn it around my
next one. -- Cobra

Ponds -- That was hitting below the belt, but I'm going to add you to the list, too.
See you later. -- Lion

Hins Revernge -- I guess I spoke too soon when I said I feel sorry for your next
opponent, but I have learned about talking too soon. -- Shark

Homey -- I don't play that! -- Kana Ballistic

Gizmo -- I'm glad I didn't give you water after midnight... -- Judgement Day

Sonny Urk -- Thanth, that was fantathtic!  Thee you thoon! -- Thadithtic Lithper

Basket -- Ah, an unfortunate matchup for me.  I offer a peck on the cheek for a
future meeting between us. -- Kiss of Death

Baphomasher -- I love the smell of bloody sand in the morning! -- Suicide Blind

     Listen, we CLEAN that sand!  Every evening the sand is raked out and replaced
     with CLEAN SAND. -- Arenamaster Okel

Bogbane -- I'm a little puzzled about your name.  Does that mean you keep the ground
dry?  If so, want to go camping with me? -- Rondol Quiglo

Daster Marque -- Wow, you marqued me up a lot, you Dastard! -- Nin Quire

Thatdithic Lithper -- Outh! -- Thonny Urk

Scommsss's Nightmare -- Nah, doesn't bother me.  I'll just take a nap. -- Velma Xavil

Quadling -- Shouldn't you have four sides? -- Hilroc Ibbins

Golden Cap -- Makes sense to me. -- Nin Quire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GHOST TOWN was butchered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LIGHT SOCKETS was slaughtered by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
JENNA demolished AGARIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ROIS ANIN devastated BUMBLEBEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
AGOSERIS defeated HOMEY D. CLONE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KANA BALLISTIC devastated EMILEI LOIT MATCHES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
THADITHIC LITHPER bested LEET STREEGLE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
KISS OF DEATH was devastated by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BLIGHT'S BURDEN was overcome by HILROC IBBINS in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
SPED lost to VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
UNCLE HENRY lost to TALKEETNA in a action packed 3 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
ESTUARIES overpowered SUPERNAUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RONDOL QUIGLO handily defeated BOGBANE in a 2 minute one-sided Title bout.
DASTER MARQUE was savagely defeated by SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute match.
SPAWING OF SPEWN viciously subdued BASKET in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
CRISTER MOFFEE executed VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SONNY URK was luckily beaten by LIMPER in a popular 2 minute duel.
JUDGEMENT DAY devastated SENSEI SAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PONDS overpowered JON DECEIVER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ANDREA ACHIEVER unbelievably bested DEVALIN SIN in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
CHRIS CLEAVER overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OFF TO SEE THE... was defeated by FALCON in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
BEAR was bested by JOE HEAVER in a action packed 1 minute brutal novice's bout.
SUICIDE BLIND narrowly defeated THOMAS GREIVER in a 1 minute beginner's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  24 -  4      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        40 -  30 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   63 -  54 -  6      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  19 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  38 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  45 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  49 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  14 -  1      18  |

Turn 287 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CRISTER MOFFEE 5289        13   8  2   82 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
AIMED BLOW       AGARIC 6509                16  13  0   80 WARHAMMERS (75)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197      12  10  0   64 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
BASHING ATTACK   KANA BALLISTIC 6976         7   5  0   64 DEVIATION (708)
TOTAL PARRY      HOMEY D. CLONE 5637        10   8  0   52 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
LUNGING ATTACK   THADITHIC LITHPER 7021      4   1  0   47 DEVIATION (708)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JENNA 5099.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
UNCLE HENRY 7051.  The ten other most popular fighters were SONNY URK 6827, AGOSERIS 
6709, RONDOL QUIGLO 4978, SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197, DEVALIN SIN 4569, HILROC IBBINS 
6875, SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934, JOE HEAVER 7022, KANA BALLISTIC 6976, and THADITHIC 
LITHPER 7021.

The least popular fighter this week was BEAR 7041.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANDREA ACHIEVER 7023, JON DECEIVER 7025, SENSEI SAN 5811, SUPERNAUT 
7052, KISS OF DEATH 6977, LEET STREEGLE 5368, BUMBLEBEE 6436, AGARIC 6509, LIGHT 
SOCKETS 7054, and THOMAS GREIVER 7050.