DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/16/2010 Duedate: 04/12/2010 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA DM-47 TURN-287 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS RONDOL QUIGLO THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) (47-4978) [20-24-0,111] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader RONDOL QUIGLO CHRIS CLEAVER THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) ICE REAVERS (711) (47-4978) [20-24-0,111] (47-7026) [3-0-1,21] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite JENNA UNCLE HENRY LIFE'S LESSONS (562) LAND OF OZ (217) (47-5099) [18-22-4,103] (47-7051) [1-1-0,9] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM DEVIATION (708) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DEVIATION (708) 36 2. THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 22 LAND OF OZ (217) 3. ICE REAVERS (711) 20 Unchartered Team 4. THE OPERA (613) 16 5. WARHAMMERS (75) 16 ICE REAVERS (711) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 KAOS (695) 40 20 0 66.7 1/ 3 DEVIATION (708) 9 6 0 2/ 2*ICE REAVERS (711) 7 4 1 63.6 2/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 4 0 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 590 374 19 61.2 3/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 7 8 0 4/ 4 THE OPERA (613) 121 80 3 60.2 4/11 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) 6 9 1 5/ 5*ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 4 3 0 57.1 5- 2 KAOS (695) 5 2 0 6/ 7 DEVIATION (708) 81 63 1 56.3 6/ 8*ICE REAVERS (711) 5 2 0 7- 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 733 577 38 56.0 7/ 5 WARHAMMERS (75) 5 4 0 8/ 8 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 100 82 6 54.9 8/ 6 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 5 4 0 9- 9 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 65 54 3 54.6 9/13*ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 4 3 0 10-10*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 13 11 2 54.2 10- 4*DEPRAVED ONES (709) 4 6 0 11/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 176 154 14 53.3 11-10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 3 1 0 12/13 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 123 122 9 50.2 12/15 THE OPERA (613) 2 0 0 13/14 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) 49 50 3 49.5 13/16 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 2 3 0 14-16 RAPTOR (674) 64 74 2 46.4 14/17 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 2 4 0 15/17 WARHAMMERS (75) 307 387 15 44.2 15/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 2 5 0 16/18 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 76 97 3 43.9 16/19*HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) 2 8 0 17-20*DEPRAVED ONES (709) 8 12 2 40.0 17-14 RAPTOR (674) 1 0 0 18/21 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 134 207 2 39.3 18-12*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 1 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/22*HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) 2 8 0 20.0 19/ 0*LEGIONS DESTINY (509) 0 1 0 20/ 0*LEGIONS DESTINY (509) 0 1 0 0.0 20-22 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 639): LIP GLOSS of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 641): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 513): AVENGING ANTELOPE of SATAN'S KINGDOMS (Dark One, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 635): AGATE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 637): ON GOLDEN POND of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THEODOSIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): FARM WEEKLY of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 317): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 626): JAILYN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 623): BILL P. GORE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 620): CRAB SMASHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 612): ORION of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): PRINCE CONNOR of LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 286): VYNMORGATH of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 502): FREM HARID of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): IMOTO-CHAN of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 469): FALLING LEAF of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 466 BOBIKA VHETT of TIL DEATH DO US PART (Killjoy, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 222): ROS QUIN of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): HESTI TYL VAREN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 419): QUINCY WATTS of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): DEVONSHIRE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): JEANNE D'ARC of GORGEOUS GOBLINS (Bartender, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 639): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 641): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 513): HARRY POTTER AND THE (?, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 635): DARK CREATION (H.P.L. West, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 637): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THE GENERALS (?, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 317): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 627): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 615): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnesson DaVinci, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 623): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 620): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 612): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): ASAIRE (?, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 286): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Winning, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 502): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): THE BROTHERHOOD (?, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 469): DOCTORS (?, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): NUMB-ERS (?, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 419): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): J (?, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 13 DULLENS (turn 513): AVENGING ANTELOPE of SATAN'S KINGDOMS (Dark One, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 316): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 627): JULIANUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 612): MANDOLIN WIND of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.) (turn 611): EVINDAL of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 501): BALZEC of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): IMOTO-CHAN of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 468): CHAM DUGAN of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 465): FLITCHAK of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.) SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! LAND OF OZ? Who? DEVIATION is the top team these days, buddies! Those betting on DEPRAVED ONES lost their shirt, as DEPRAVED ONES lost their fighting abilities: 0-0-0. What's a move up by 7 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to MANEGERIAL MAYHEM. THE MIDDLE WAY 3 posted a nice gain, to come in 3rd. Everybody loves a winner... LIFE'S LESSONS had cause to celebrate, after JENNA got 20 points by beating AGARIC. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, JENNA was winsome, after beating AGARIC and seeing him lose 18 points. Can you believe it? VYNMORGATH apparently has better things to do as TEMPLE OF ABARSIS' Duelmaster than show up and fight! In TEMPLE OF ABARSIS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, RONDOL QUIGLO. Word has it one team in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! And how sociable are TEMPLE OF ABARSIS' warriors? Come, let us see. To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in DEPRAVED ONES are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. The warriors of DEPRAVED ONES found their efforts at combat frustrated as THINGS I DROOL IN apparently had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and NIN QUIRE is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't THE MIDDLE WAY 3 proud! AGOSERIS challenged HOMEY D. CLONE! Who says WARHAMMERS are just a bunch of wimps! AGOSERIS of WARHAMMERS kept hers wits as she bested HOMEY D. CLONE. Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. TEMPLE OF ABARSIS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RONDOL QUIGLO 4978 20 24 0 111 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VYNMORGATH 6646 10 1 0 141 KAOS (695) -MEDEE 5642 30 10 0 137 THE OPERA (613) -THE LION KING 6360 18 7 0 122 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -ITHYIC THING 6292 12 12 0 108 ABYSMAL RITES (215) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 12 6 0 106 DARQUE FORCES (396) JENNA 5099 18 22 4 103 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) -TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 17 11 1 103 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ROIS ANIN 6068 17 25 1 103 WARHAMMERS (75) -JACK KNIFE 6694 10 5 0 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 13 13 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -MY SHADOW 6649 8 3 0 91 KAOS (695) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FGC 6648 9 4 0 90 KAOS (695) -OBESE CAT 6695 8 5 0 89 KAOS (695) -PROWL 6460 7 5 0 83 DARQUE FORCES (396) CRISTER MOFFEE 5289 13 8 2 82 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) AGARIC 6509 16 13 0 80 WARHAMMERS (75) BUMBLEBEE 6436 9 7 0 80 DARQUE FORCES (396) -A TALE OF PAIN 6531 10 2 0 78 ABYSMAL RITES (215) BOGBANE 5500 15 19 1 75 DARQUE FORCES (396) -DEMONIC HEX 5530 14 7 0 68 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197 12 10 0 64 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) KANA BALLISTIC 6976 7 5 0 64 DEVIATION (708) -ACE OF BASE 6905 3 4 0 64 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -RAZOR 6573 8 10 0 63 RAPTOR (674) -NIGHTSHADE 6536 11 10 1 59 RAPTOR (674) -GOLDEN CAP 6890 9 4 0 59 LAND OF OZ (217) AGOSERIS 6709 8 9 1 58 WARHAMMERS (75) SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 9 1 0 57 THE OPERA (613) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DEATH KISS 5751 12 8 1 54 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) NIN QUIRE 5281 11 17 0 54 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 10 8 0 52 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) DASTER MARQUE 5196 9 13 0 48 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) -STRAFE 6693 8 6 0 47 RAPTOR (674) THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 4 1 0 47 DEVIATION (708) -DAFNE 6899 8 3 0 46 THE OPERA (613) EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710 5 8 0 43 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) -PFM 6645 5 6 0 41 KAOS (695) BASKET 6956 6 4 0 39 LAND OF OZ (217) -GET THE POINT? 5097 6 12 1 37 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) LEET STREEGLE 5368 8 6 0 36 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) HILROC IBBINS 6875 8 9 0 35 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) JUDGEMENT DAY 6973 3 6 0 35 DEVIATION (708) -ASPHYXIA 6330 5 4 0 34 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KISS OF DEATH 6977 6 9 0 33 DEVIATION (708) VELMA XAVIL 6828 5 14 0 33 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) -QUADLING 7001 4 0 1 33 LAND OF OZ (217) -WRAITH 6587 4 2 2 30 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) SONNY URK 6827 4 15 0 27 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) LIMPER 7003 4 0 0 27 ABYSMAL RITES (215) BLIGHT'S BURDEN 6903 2 5 0 27 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -SIXX POINTICUS 6990 3 1 1 26 DEPRAVED ONES (709) -TEMPTRESS 6671 2 0 0 24 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -EVIL ONE 6586 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) SUICIDE BLIND 7042 3 0 0 22 DEVIATION (708) -MALICE 6992 2 2 0 22 DEPRAVED ONES (709) CHRIS CLEAVER 7026 3 0 1 21 ICE REAVERS (711) -ACCUSER 6589 3 2 0 21 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ESTUARIES 7034 2 1 0 20 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) SPED 6847 3 4 0 19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) -GIZMO 6941 2 2 0 19 DARQUE FORCES (396) -BAPHOMASHER 5849 4 6 0 18 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) PONDS 7014 2 1 0 17 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) -EUREKA PRIDE 7044 2 0 0 17 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) -EVISCERATE 6935 4 4 0 16 RAPTOR (674) TALKEETNA 7047 2 0 0 16 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) -MANAGER'S SODA 7000 1 1 0 16 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) SENSEI SAN 5811 1 2 0 13 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) -ASTER 6667 2 1 0 12 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) -DECEIVER 6670 1 3 0 10 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) -HENS REVENGE 7049 1 1 0 10 DEPRAVED ONES (709) ANDREA ACHIEVER 7023 2 0 0 9 ICE REAVERS (711) UNCLE HENRY 7051 1 1 0 9 LAND OF OZ (217) FALCON 7040 1 1 0 9 HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) -EQUUS 6988 1 3 1 7 DEPRAVED ONES (709) JOE HEAVER 7022 1 0 0 7 ICE REAVERS (711) -KODIAK KID 7046 0 1 0 7 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) -VALERIA 6989 1 3 0 6 DEPRAVED ONES (709) OFF TO SEE THE... 7033 1 2 0 5 LAND OF OZ (217) JON DECEIVER 7025 1 2 0 5 ICE REAVERS (711) -SHARK 7037 1 1 0 4 HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) SUPERNAUT 7052 1 1 0 4 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -COBRA 7039 0 2 0 2 HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) -LION 7038 0 2 0 2 HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) BEAR 7041 0 2 0 2 HOODSTA REPUBLIC (713) DEVALIN SIN 4569 0 1 0 1 LEGIONS DESTINY (509) THOMAS GREIVER 7050 0 1 0 1 ICE REAVERS (711) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? VENOMOUS CONCUBI 0 0 0 CRISTER MOFFEE 5289 287 NONE GHOST TOWN 7055 0 1 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 IRON HYDE 287 NONE THE BLUE HEN 6991 0 2 0 DEPRAVED ONES 709 CHRIS CLEAVER 7026 284 THOMAS REAVER 7024 0 1 0 ICE REAVERS 711 QUADLING 7001 284 NIAGRA 6997 0 1 0 INDIFFERENCE 611 EQUUS 6988 284 GLINDA 7002 0 1 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SIXX POINTICUS 6990 283 REVENGED LIGHT SOCKETS 7054 0 1 0 THINGS I DROOL I 614 DARQUE DISCIPLE 287 NONE PERSONAL ADS Congratulations to Duelmaster Vynmorgath. Now let's pronounce you a Lord Protector! -- Oz The All-Jealous P.S. Great DM Column, Buddy. Equus -- Now, I must admit that I had fun horsing around with you. Winning was merely a plus. -- Uncle Henry Hilroc -- I was at my very, very, very, very (4) best! -- Quadling Kiss Of Death -- Pickin' up paw paws, puttin' 'em in the basket. (wink) -- Basket Eureka Pride -- Well done! You slowed up my travels to quickly see the wizard. -- Off To See The ... Welcome to the Alaskan Pipeline. May your stay be long and fruitful. -- Oz The All- Welcoming Good luck to all North Forkers in The Mailer. -- Oz The All-Supportive All -- Guess who's back. No really, I'm getting a little bad with the memory in my old age. Can't remember my name. Fuzznut or some such nonsense. -- Fuzznut the confused Golden Cap -- Darned Consortium warriors anyway. -- Daster Marque Bogbane -- You know, for a former alliance mate that was quite rude. Well fought. -- Spawning of Spewn Fuzznut -- Boss, how many times do we have to tell you, your name is Fizban. -- Grister Moffee Jin Quire -- You zigged when you should have zagged. -- Crister Moffee Hilroc Ibbins -- Hmm, I'm supposed to lose that fight. <grin> Thank you. -- Leet Streegle Lion -- You're supposed to hold the other end of that weapon. Hehehe. -- Sensei Saw Owlin -- Hey, just so you know Buddy Lee transferred down to Vocaville Level 3 on the 27th. I find myself alone and sad, we were cellies for 9 years. Damn, now I have to make new friends, with you and everyone gone. -- Liam the Goth :( Owlin -- Congrats of Sparrow, Lee and I are in ADM 104 (Darkholm). -- Liam I am very sad right now, my best friend and brother has left, so I can't say when I'll be back. -- Liam Talkeetna -- I think I'm having a stroke of bad luck. I think I'll turn it around my next one. -- Cobra Ponds -- That was hitting below the belt, but I'm going to add you to the list, too. See you later. -- Lion Hins Revernge -- I guess I spoke too soon when I said I feel sorry for your next opponent, but I have learned about talking too soon. -- Shark Homey -- I don't play that! -- Kana Ballistic Gizmo -- I'm glad I didn't give you water after midnight... -- Judgement Day Sonny Urk -- Thanth, that was fantathtic! Thee you thoon! -- Thadithtic Lithper Basket -- Ah, an unfortunate matchup for me. I offer a peck on the cheek for a future meeting between us. -- Kiss of Death Baphomasher -- I love the smell of bloody sand in the morning! -- Suicide Blind Listen, we CLEAN that sand! Every evening the sand is raked out and replaced with CLEAN SAND. -- Arenamaster Okel Bogbane -- I'm a little puzzled about your name. Does that mean you keep the ground dry? If so, want to go camping with me? -- Rondol Quiglo Daster Marque -- Wow, you marqued me up a lot, you Dastard! -- Nin Quire Thatdithic Lithper -- Outh! -- Thonny Urk Scommsss's Nightmare -- Nah, doesn't bother me. I'll just take a nap. -- Velma Xavil Quadling -- Shouldn't you have four sides? -- Hilroc Ibbins Golden Cap -- Makes sense to me. -- Nin Quire LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GHOST TOWN was butchered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. LIGHT SOCKETS was slaughtered by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. JENNA demolished AGARIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. ROIS ANIN devastated BUMBLEBEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. AGOSERIS defeated HOMEY D. CLONE in a 2 minute Challenge match. KANA BALLISTIC devastated EMILEI LOIT MATCHES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. THADITHIC LITHPER bested LEET STREEGLE in a 1 minute Challenge match. KISS OF DEATH was devastated by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute Challenge competition. BLIGHT'S BURDEN was overcome by HILROC IBBINS in a 3 minute Challenge melee. SPED lost to VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute Challenge duel. UNCLE HENRY lost to TALKEETNA in a action packed 3 minute beginner's Challenge fight. ESTUARIES overpowered SUPERNAUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. RONDOL QUIGLO handily defeated BOGBANE in a 2 minute one-sided Title bout. DASTER MARQUE was savagely defeated by SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute match. SPAWING OF SPEWN viciously subdued BASKET in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle. CRISTER MOFFEE executed VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. SONNY URK was luckily beaten by LIMPER in a popular 2 minute duel. JUDGEMENT DAY devastated SENSEI SAN in a 1 minute uneven duel. PONDS overpowered JON DECEIVER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. ANDREA ACHIEVER unbelievably bested DEVALIN SIN in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight. CHRIS CLEAVER overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. OFF TO SEE THE... was defeated by FALCON in a 2 minute amateur's conflict. BEAR was bested by JOE HEAVER in a action packed 1 minute brutal novice's bout. SUICIDE BLIND narrowly defeated THOMAS GREIVER in a 1 minute beginner's fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 24 - 4 59 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 40 - 30 - 1 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 63 - 54 - 6 54 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 19 - 1 54 | |LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 38 - 0 51 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 15 - 0 48 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 45 - 1 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 10 - 0 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 49 - 0 30 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 14 - 1 18 | Turn 287 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK CRISTER MOFFEE 5289 13 8 2 82 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) AIMED BLOW AGARIC 6509 16 13 0 80 WARHAMMERS (75) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197 12 10 0 64 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574) BASHING ATTACK KANA BALLISTIC 6976 7 5 0 64 DEVIATION (708) TOTAL PARRY HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 10 8 0 52 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) LUNGING ATTACK THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 4 1 0 47 DEVIATION (708) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is JENNA 5099. The most popular warrior this turn was UNCLE HENRY 7051. The ten other most popular fighters were SONNY URK 6827, AGOSERIS 6709, RONDOL QUIGLO 4978, SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197, DEVALIN SIN 4569, HILROC IBBINS 6875, SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934, JOE HEAVER 7022, KANA BALLISTIC 6976, and THADITHIC LITHPER 7021. The least popular fighter this week was BEAR 7041. The other ten least popular fighters were ANDREA ACHIEVER 7023, JON DECEIVER 7025, SENSEI SAN 5811, SUPERNAUT 7052, KISS OF DEATH 6977, LEET STREEGLE 5368, BUMBLEBEE 6436, AGARIC 6509, LIGHT SOCKETS 7054, and THOMAS GREIVER 7050.