DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/23/2010 Duedate: 12/20/2010 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA DM-47 TURN-296 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS AFRICAN QUEEN ROYAL FLUSH (48) (47-6424) [15-13-0,112] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader THE LION KING BIG MAC ROYAL FLUSH (48) FAST FOOD (724) (47-6360) [19-7-0,136] (47-7120) [5-0-0,50] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite NIN QUIRE RERUN THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) SECOND BANANAS (573) (47-5281) [12-25-0,68] (47-6651) [12-4-0,97] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LAND OF OZ (217) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. OTTODROME TW (728) 65 2. DARQUE FORCES (396) 57 LAND OF OZ (217) 3. LAND OF OZ (217) 55 Unchartered Team 4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 55 5. LES TURFISTES (727) 52 LES TURFISTES (727) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0*LES TURFISTES (727) 5 0 0 100 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 1 2- 1 KAOS (695) 44 21 1 67.7 2/13*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734) 9 6 1 3/37*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 4 2 0 66.7 3/ 7*CALM AND SEDATE (731) 9 6 0 4/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 618 382 22 61.8 4/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (732) 9 6 0 5- 5 THE OPERA (613) 127 84 4 60.2 5/ 5 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 8 5 0 6/22*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734) 9 6 1 60.0 6/ 1*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 8 7 2 7/ 7*CALM AND SEDATE (731) 9 6 0 60.0 7/12*THE BIZZARR (716) 7 3 1 8/ 6*OF WOLF & MAN (732) 9 6 0 60.0 8/ 3 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 7 7 0 9/ 3 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 49 33 4 59.8 9/11*IN QETERNUM (718) 7 8 0 10/ 8 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 26 18 1 59.1 10/17*SERPENTS HOLD (722) 6 2 1 11/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) 189 135 18 58.3 11/22 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 3 0 12/ 2*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 20 15 2 57.1 12/ 9 DEVIATION (708) 6 8 1 13/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 742 583 38 56.0 13/10 FORCE OF WILL (670) 6 9 2 14/ 0*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 14 11 2 56.0 14/14*KING CHARACTERS (729) 6 9 0 15/14*SERPENTS HOLD (722) 10 8 1 55.6 15/ 0*LES TURFISTES (727) 5 0 0 16/19*THE BIZZARR (716) 19 16 4 54.3 16/20 WARHAMMERS (75) 5 5 0 17/13 DEVIATION (708) 100 87 3 53.5 17/23 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 5 5 0 18/16 DARQUE FORCES (396) 185 161 15 53.5 18/ 6 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 5 6 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 144 127 11 53.1 19/15 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 5 8 0 20/17 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 133 119 10 52.8 20/16*BEATNIK HORDE (719) 5 10 0 21/18 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 457 418 44 52.2 21/ 4*FAST FOOD (724) 5 10 0 22/12*FAST FOOD (724) 13 12 0 52.0 22/38*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 4 2 0 23/20*IN QETERNUM (718) 18 17 0 51.4 23/24 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 4 6 0 24/ 0*OTTODROME TW (728) 3 3 0 50.0 24/19 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 4 7 0 25/23 FORCE OF WILL (670) 52 63 6 45.2 25/21*NEW VENGEANCE (721) 4 10 1 26/24 AN EPHRAIM (32) 178 220 17 44.7 26/25*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 4 11 0 27/26 WARHAMMERS (75) 321 401 16 44.5 27/ 0*OTTODROME TW (728) 3 3 0 28/25 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 86 108 4 44.3 28/29 DARQUE FORCES (396) 3 4 1 29/21*KING CHARACTERS (729) 11 14 0 44.0 29/27 SECOND BANANAS (573) 3 4 0 30/27 PALINDROMES (599) 50 68 4 42.4 30/35*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 3 5 0 31-28*TOKEN ENTRY (725) 14 20 2 41.2 31/33 PALINDROMES (599) 3 8 0 32/30 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 147 236 2 38.4 32-18 KAOS (695) 2 0 1 33/35*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 3 5 0 37.5 33-28 THE OPERA (613) 1 0 0 34/29*LOST HONOR (717) 11 19 0 36.7 34/ 0*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 1 0 0 35/31*BEATNIK HORDE (719) 8 17 0 32.0 35/ 0*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) 1 4 0 36/34*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 4 11 0 26.7 36/30*LOST HONOR (717) 1 4 0 37/32*NEW VENGEANCE (721) 5 19 1 20.8 37/32*BLOOD MAGIC (720) 1 14 0 38/33*BLOOD MAGIC (720) 5 20 0 20.0 38/34 AN EPHRAIM (32) 0 8 0 39/ 0*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) 1 4 0 20.0 39-31*TOKEN ENTRY (725) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT ---- TURF WAR TEAMS 11-01-10 ---- receipts and postings could yet occur in this Nov newsletter MAMBO -- Captain Master Darque Ottodrome TW -- Otto X Platonic Solids -- Bubba Ganoosh Darque Forces -- Master Darque Token Entry -- Action Fast Food -- Madwand AHRINGHAL'S LAWNKEEPER -- Captain Lord Daemonspawn Calm And Sedate -- Daemonspawn Forking Disasters -- Obregon Pawn Of Prophecy -- Gentleben Team Blackstaff -- Bill The Bard King Characters -- The Walkin' Dude LOL -- Captain Marmaduke Alaskan Pipeline -- Stormlord Vegan Cannibals -- Anarchist Abysmal Rites -- The Reaper (champ A Tale Of Pain) Aggressive Mediocrity -- Chief Illiniwek Deviation -- Marmaduke UNNATURAL ALLIANCE -- Captain Assurasirbanipal Palindromes -- Assurasirbanipal Of Wolf & Man -- Tripwire The Bear's Paw -- Kat (champ Sandy Bear) Serpents Hold - Khisanth Natural B. Killers -- Maximillian (*needs to declare, be reconfirmed and send cert*) COMMP SQUAD -- Captain Mannequin Second Bananas -- Mannequin Royal Flush -- Crip (* needs to declare, be reconfirmed*) Land Of Oz -- Oz (champ Golden Cap) All-Star Nana's -- The Mun (champ Anje) Les Turfistes -- Le Pentarque CATALYST -- Captain Michael Eldritch Force Of Will -- Michael Eldritch The Middle Way 3 -- Jorja (* need to receive Jorja cert) CLUB FED -- Captain Don Guido Beatnik Horde -- Don Guido (champ Thadius Bantu #7088) In Qeternum -- Vae Victus (champ Ultima Regum) Obsidian Order -- Skaren (*needs to declare and be reconfirmed*) DECLARED CHAMPS Anje (4109) A Tale Of Pain (6531) Golden Cap (6890) Ultima Regum (7076) Thadius Bantu (7088) Sandy Bear (7233) * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 328): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 295): KANA BALISTIC of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): KING UVDAHELL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 328): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 295): OPHIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) (turn 294): MY SHADOW of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Hail, hail, and well met!!! It's with profound pride and joy that I stand before you on Turf War eve as your fair Duelmaster. As I stand on the throne and don the purple robes, I see excitement and joy throughout our city... for the Turf War is about to begin! I haven't seen this many warriors and managers congregate in one place in quite some time.... it sure is a sight to behold! On to more serious matters, let us have a moment of silence for Bogbane... as my ascension to this lofty perch was not without some bloodshed. Unfortunatley for Master Darque, I can say with some certainty that this bloodfued will not be settled this turn, as I have other matters which must be attended. We shall see how this plays out in the future.... Now boys and girls... children and adults of all ages... what you've all been waiting for... the inaugural turn of Turf War VII.... LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!! <UPROARIOUS APPLAUSE ENSUES AND THE SOUNDS OF WEAPONS CLASH THROUGHOUT THE CITY> Your Duelmaster, Kana Ballistic SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of TEMPLE OF ABARSIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, OBSIDIAN ORDER, since LAND OF OZ took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join ROYAL FLUSH's celebration over their good record this turn. 11th place, not bad. Look out below! ABYSMAL RITES is on the way down, falling to 18th from 6th with a 1-4-0! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is too good to be true! FAST FOOD has fallen to 21st place after going 2-3-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for VEGAN CANNIBALS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, THE BIZZARR, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. TEMPLE OF ABARSIS saw the first turn for LES TURFISTES, a 5-0-0, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note friends, take note. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see VENDETTA win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, PROWL beat HUNTER and HUNTER lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. KANA BALLISTIC challenged AFRICAN QUEEN for TEMPLE OF ABARSIS' Title this turn, and guess what happened? And it's out with the old, in with the new, as AFRICAN QUEEN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, TEMPLE OF ABARSIS? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. What's the big D? THE BEAR'S PAW was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like OF WOLF & MAN avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, RUSTY was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but MANDORALLEN has challenged up by 29 in an attempt against THE LION KING. Not that I'm surprised or anything, but MANDORALLEN was beat by THE LION KING, leaving the latter lower for recognition points. I guess I can give a little credit to SMOKEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW for challenging up by 23 to SALSA ELEMENTAL. SMOKEY BEAR lost to get 84 points of recognition. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... HETTAR, a glorious 9-10-1 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad PAWN OF PROPHECY. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, SUICIDE BLIND of DEVIATION has added the final loss to his 6-5-0. Tee hee! It's about time RIME got beat for picking on warriors like BELLUM. Bravo, IN QETERNUM. See you at The Dripping Blade. A big yahoo goes out to WHOPPER this turn, for revenging FAST FOOD's bloodfeud against SERPENTS HOLD's warrior FANG. Heh, heh, heh. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? There's got to be a better place in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS to get a drink than The Dripping Blade! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 15 13 0 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MEDEE 5642 30 10 0 137 THE OPERA (613) THE LION KING 6360 19 7 0 136 ROYAL FLUSH (48) SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 13 6 0 111 DARQUE FORCES (396) JACK KNIFE 6694 12 6 0 110 ROYAL FLUSH (48) AGOSERIS 6709 15 11 2 109 WARHAMMERS (75) ITHYIC THING 6292 12 13 0 101 ABYSMAL RITES (215) PROWL 6460 8 5 0 101 DARQUE FORCES (396) GOLDEN CAP 6890 14 5 0 100 LAND OF OZ (217) RERUN 6651 12 4 0 97 SECOND BANANAS (573) EARVLING KLASH 6547 14 8 1 96 FORCE OF WILL (670) ACE OF BASE 6905 6 6 0 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48) A TALE OF PAIN 6531 11 3 0 94 ABYSMAL RITES (215) MANDORALLEN 7179 14 6 1 93 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KANA BALLISTIC 6976 11 9 1 89 DEVIATION (708) -OBESE CAT 6695 8 5 0 89 KAOS (695) SHELDON 4111 12 5 2 88 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 19 11 0 87 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) -SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 12 1 0 86 THE OPERA (613) SMOKEY BEAR 6354 19 19 1 84 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) JUDGEMENT DAY 6973 9 9 0 83 DEVIATION (708) HUNTER 7187 9 6 2 79 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) BASKET 6956 12 5 0 75 LAND OF OZ (217) AGARIC 6509 18 20 0 74 WARHAMMERS (75) CHABAT 7193 16 16 1 73 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) QUADLING 7001 10 2 1 73 LAND OF OZ (217) RACECAR 5498 12 13 1 72 PALINDROMES (599) -DAFNE 6899 11 4 1 71 THE OPERA (613) KISS OF DEATH 6977 11 12 0 69 DEVIATION (708) NIN QUIRE 5281 12 25 0 68 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OFF TO SEE THE... 7033 8 2 2 66 LAND OF OZ (217) GIZMO 6941 5 3 1 66 DARQUE FORCES (396) HILROC IBBINS 6875 11 15 0 61 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 5 3 0 61 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TNT 5499 13 14 1 56 PALINDROMES (599) PARTY TRAP 5496 12 12 1 56 PALINDROMES (599) ENDEMIC 7265 13 8 0 55 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) ANJE 4109 11 5 0 54 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) TALKEETNA 7047 8 3 0 54 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) GENCON 7259 5 1 0 52 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) BIG MAC 7120 5 0 0 50 FAST FOOD (724) KATIE 5337 7 4 0 48 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) -INANNA 7132 4 2 0 47 TOKEN ENTRY (725) VELMA XAVIL 6828 7 21 0 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) DARTANYON 7263 10 6 0 44 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) LIMPER 7003 8 2 0 44 ABYSMAL RITES (215) TUUMS 7065 4 3 3 44 THE BIZZARR (716) -KARN FIREVALE 7136 4 3 1 43 TOKEN ENTRY (725) BARNEY BEAR 6512 10 12 0 42 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) TEMPTRESS 6671 3 0 0 42 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 5 9 1 41 DEVIATION (708) -PFM 6645 5 6 0 41 KAOS (695) EUREKA PRIDE 7044 6 4 0 40 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) DONAVAN 4112 9 8 0 39 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) ULTIMA REGUM 7076 6 1 0 39 IN QETERNUM (718) SUN BEAR 6965 5 3 2 37 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) POKE 7168 4 0 0 37 KING CHARACTERS (729) RAGLIN 7067 5 2 0 36 THE BIZZARR (716) BROOMSTICK 7057 3 4 1 34 LAND OF OZ (217) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VENDETTA 7149 2 2 1 33 FORCE OF WILL (670) NIINE 7064 5 2 1 32 THE BIZZARR (716) -POKEY 7125 3 1 1 31 TOKEN ENTRY (725) -WRAITH 6587 4 2 2 30 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) SCOTT 5299 8 5 0 29 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) VINCERE MORS 7075 5 2 0 26 IN QETERNUM (718) WHOPPER 7121 3 2 0 26 FAST FOOD (724) CARRIE 7172 3 2 0 26 KING CHARACTERS (729) SLYBLADE 7229 3 0 1 25 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) BELLUM 7074 5 2 0 24 IN QETERNUM (718) THADIUS BANTU 7088 4 1 0 24 BEATNIK HORDE (719) SOUTH SPOON 7161 1 0 0 24 OTTODROME TW (728) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -EVIL ONE 6586 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) GORGON 7058 5 2 0 22 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) ROHYPNOL 7210 2 1 0 22 CALM AND SEDATE (731) -ACCUSER 6589 3 2 0 21 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) ARCHER 7216 3 0 0 21 OF WOLF & MAN (732) BLOODFLICKER 7228 2 1 0 21 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) DRAGO KAZOV 7100 3 2 1 20 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) LATKA 6940 3 2 0 20 SECOND BANANAS (573) KRAIT 7106 2 1 0 20 SERPENTS HOLD (722) IDITAROD TRAIL 7083 1 1 0 20 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) THORAZINE 7212 2 1 0 19 CALM AND SEDATE (731) DIAZEPAM 7211 2 1 0 19 CALM AND SEDATE (731) URUTO 7105 2 1 0 19 SERPENTS HOLD (722) YUKON QUEST 7157 3 1 0 18 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) BOOB 7257 1 1 0 18 PALINDROMES (599) BLIZZARD 7119 3 2 0 17 FAST FOOD (724) WITCH DOCTOR 7215 3 0 0 17 OF WOLF & MAN (732) SALADIN 7213 3 0 0 17 OF WOLF & MAN (732) SLIM 7155 2 1 0 17 SERPENTS HOLD (722) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PICK POCKET 7081 2 3 0 17 LOST HONOR (717) SALVATION 7166 1 2 0 16 NEW VENGEANCE (721) RAVAGE 7061 4 3 0 15 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) AGONY OF DAYS 7207 2 1 0 15 ABYSMAL RITES (215) SANDY BEAR 7233 2 0 0 15 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) WICKED 7319 1 0 0 15 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) CASTLE THUNDER 7159 1 0 0 15 OTTODROME TW (728) PERCHERON 7152 1 0 0 15 LES TURFISTES (727) RIME 7147 3 1 1 14 FORCE OF WILL (670) CHASITYLOKPIKER 7066 2 5 0 14 THE BIZZARR (716) LYRE 7107 2 1 0 14 SERPENTS HOLD (722) STONETWIST 7231 1 2 0 14 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) DRAGON GOD 7305 1 1 0 14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) SARAPHINE 7063 3 4 0 13 THE BIZZARR (716) CHRISTINE 7167 2 3 0 13 KING CHARACTERS (729) VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 1 0 0 13 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) DEKCARC 7068 3 3 0 12 LOST HONOR (717) THADIUS BANTU 7087 3 2 0 12 BEATNIK HORDE (719) QUICKSPAWN 7230 2 1 0 11 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) LORAZEPAM 7209 2 1 0 11 CALM AND SEDATE (731) TOFU WARRIOR 7223 1 0 0 11 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) WILDFIRE 7239 1 2 0 11 FORKING DISASTERS (736) WILHELM SCREAM 7162 1 0 0 11 OTTODROME TW (728) TIA RELWAN 7245 1 1 0 11 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) BATHSHEBA 7337 1 0 0 11 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) GURTHANG 7151 1 0 0 11 LES TURFISTES (727) MADFREEZE 7340 1 0 0 11 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) SCOTTY WOW 7122 3 1 0 10 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) TWISTED THIEF 7070 2 4 0 10 LOST HONOR (717) PANTHER 7089 2 3 0 10 BLOOD MAGIC (720) CHANCE 7069 2 4 0 10 LOST HONOR (717) -DECEIVER 6670 1 3 0 10 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) MORTIMER 7082 2 3 0 9 LOST HONOR (717) AVALANCHE 7242 1 2 0 9 FORKING DISASTERS (736) TIME OF TORMENT 7254 1 1 0 9 ABYSMAL RITES (215) YORL 7153 1 0 0 9 LES TURFISTES (727) TSUNAMI 7240 1 2 0 9 FORKING DISASTERS (736) PETIT JARDINIA 7154 1 0 0 9 LES TURFISTES (727) CORT 7220 1 2 0 9 KING CHARACTERS (729) ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 1 0 0 9 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) DR. COX 7009 1 0 0 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) MORGAN 7235 1 0 0 9 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) HAWKEYE 7008 0 1 0 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) NORTON 7010 0 1 0 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) FANG 7232 2 1 1 8 SERPENTS HOLD (722) IDALIA 7336 1 0 0 8 FORCE OF WILL (670) MIDAZOLAM 7309 1 1 0 8 CALM AND SEDATE (731) ISA KOBBES 7150 1 0 0 8 LES TURFISTES (727) KOWALSKI 7304 1 1 0 8 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) FALLEN ANGEL 7097 1 3 1 7 NEW VENGEANCE (721) REAPER 7099 1 4 0 7 NEW VENGEANCE (721) TALIA MOON 7084 1 4 0 7 BEATNIK HORDE (719) CAVE CANEM 7101 1 4 0 7 IN QETERNUM (718) XICOHTENCATL 7093 1 4 0 7 BLOOD MAGIC (720) LUCCIO 7303 1 0 0 7 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) BENGAL 7090 1 4 0 7 BLOOD MAGIC (720) CHEESY BEARD 7160 0 1 0 7 OTTODROME TW (728) DRESDEN 7237 0 1 0 7 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) SUCCUBUS 7317 0 1 0 7 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) RUSTY 7296 1 1 0 5 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) -ELEPHANT 7127 1 1 0 5 TOKEN ENTRY (725) TORNADO 7341 1 0 0 5 FORKING DISASTERS (736) SALAD SLAYER 7334 1 0 0 5 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RAIN 7096 0 5 0 5 NEW VENGEANCE (721) TENTH INNING 7255 0 1 0 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ASYLUM 7297 1 1 0 4 NEW VENGEANCE (721) EDAX RERUM 7302 0 2 0 2 IN QETERNUM (718) TULAIN VORL 7244 0 2 0 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) FRAID KNOT 7327 0 1 0 1 BEATNIK HORDE (719) SHIV 7326 0 1 0 1 BEATNIK HORDE (719) ELECTROCUTION 7342 0 1 0 1 FORKING DISASTERS (736) HUMMUS HAWK 7333 0 1 0 1 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) FROSTY 7332 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724) REQUIEM 7315 0 1 0 1 BLOOD MAGIC (720) BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338 0 1 0 1 KING CHARACTERS (729) CARLOS 7339 0 1 0 1 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) SLOPPY FOE 7331 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724) SLOTH 7322 0 1 0 1 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) GRAHAM 7328 0 1 0 1 AN EPHRAIM (32) TENBROUS 7316 0 1 0 1 BLOOD MAGIC (720) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SUPERNAUT 7052 3 3 1 ABYSMAL RITES 215 KCOMUS 7060 294 NONE EUTHANASIOID 7314 0 1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32 DARQUE DISCIPLE 296 NONE GARABAGGIO 7313 0 1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32 DARQUE BEAST 296 NONE OVERTHECLIFF 7311 0 1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32 CREAM O'CROP CRI 296 NONE JAGUAR 7091 1 1 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 NIINE 7064 293 MENDICANT BIAS 7164 0 2 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 FALLEN ANGEL 7097 295 RELAMPAGO 7092 0 4 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 DRAGO KAZOV 7100 295 001 7321 0 1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 DARQUE DISCIPLE 296 NONE 002 7320 0 1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 REAL MGRS DON'T 296 NONE 003 7318 0 1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 DARQUE DISCIPLE 296 NONE SECONAL 7208 0 1 0 CALM AND SEDATE 731 SLYBLADE 7229 294 ANOTHER TIME 7330 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 REAL MGRS DON'T 296 NONE BOGBANE 5500 19 23 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 KANA BALLISTIC 6976 295 MIRAGE 7329 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 DARQUE DISCIPLE 296 NONE SUICIDE BLIND 7042 6 6 0 DEVIATION 708 VENDETTA 7149 296 SUPERSIZE ME 7158 1 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 FANG 7232 294 JUST REVENGED KORTALIA 6365 9 10 3 FORCE OF WILL 670 AGOSERIS 6709 292 NOT REVENGED KUNG PHOOEY 7335 0 1 0 FORCE OF WILL 670 FROG SHIV 296 NONE FOETOR 7073 1 4 0 IN QETERNUM 718 RIME 7147 294 JUST REVENGED KCOMUS 7060 4 2 1 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715 TUUMS 7065 295 TALONA 7059 1 2 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715 TUUMS 7065 292 REVENGED DA1 7324 0 1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732 FROG SHIV 296 NONE DA2 7325 0 1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732 OTIS THE DRUNK 296 NONE FACETIOUS 7323 0 1 0 OTTODROME TW 728 IRON HYDE 296 NONE EVIL OLIVE 7310 0 1 0 PALINDROMES 599 OMNIPOTENT OZ 296 NONE HETTAR 7178 9 11 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 GIZMO 6941 296 SONNY URK 6827 7 17 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506 SENSEI SAN 5811 292 NONE BEVEL 6865 0 1 0 WARHAMMERS 75 OMNIPOTENT OZ 296 NONE PERSONAL ADS North Fork -- I had sent in my declaration through Hal last turn, but he ate it up after I received an electronic confirmation, but here it is again just in case it goes through this time. I'll also send in a hand written note. -- Crip All -- A turn late getting this in. Darn toddlera. Anyway.... Crip, Manager of Royal Flush, announces his archaic team will join COMMP Squad, captained by the mighty Mannequin, for Turf War VII. Crip further declares that THE LION KING will be the team's Champion. -- The Royal Flush Gang Dark Angle -- Ha, ha, ha--nice. -- Arkane Obsidian Order -- Two for 1 eh? Okay. -- Arkane Blood Magic -- Sorry; may our fallen friend's soul find peace. -- Fallen Angel Stranger -- Thankx for input. -- Arkane All -- New Vengeance is declaring its alliance with Torpunz Alliance captained by Dark Angel of Black Lightening in the Turf Wars. -- Arkane, mgr New Vengeance Arkane -- Thanks for the support and kind words, welcome back. Raglin -- Great fights! Sorry this is late. -- Chance Oz -- Thanks for the welcome. -- Shade Vendett -- Ya, you were movin! Had me to a close one too! Sorry for the late reply. -- Dekearc Dark Angel -- As always, more talk than action from you... *sigh* Wait... didn't you just lose a fighter? Awww...sorry too soon? -- Shade Dark Angel -- Welcome back, steak lover! -- Shade Dark Angel -- I am running Lost Honor... that's why I'm not paying up! -- Shade Kcomus -- Wow! My strats were a turn behind and I was expecting Gorgon again... sorry. -- Luudo, mngr the Bizzarr Dark Angel -- Welcome to your new home. Sorry to hear about Stylus, remember no position of EMINECE can last forever... maybe I'll take a STABB. -- Luudo Royypnol -- Man, I don't remember anything for the rest of the night... perhaps you should have waited longer? Good fight. -- Niine Arkane -- Heads up, it'll only get better, just remeber not to feed the lion!!! -- Luudo Fast Food -- Good to see you haven't lost your touch. -- Luudo Xicohtencatl -- Any time you want a rematch... challenge me. -- Gorgon, Obsidian Order Manager of Blood Magic -- Reampaqo fought well for a kluqe. That which does not kill you makes you stronger. <grin> -- Draqo Kazor, Obsidian Order Michael Eldritch, -- I wish you luck in the Turf War. -- Skaven, Obsidian Order Managers of North Fork -- I am still a new manager and getting a feel for running my team. Any advice, comments, suggests, etc are welcome. -- Skaven, Obsidian Order Thorazine -- I thank you for the lesson in what not to do. -- Thadius Bantu (87) Tsunami -- A great fight. I look forward to more fights over a minute. -- Thadius All -- Good luck all in the turf war! -- Don Guido, mgr. Beatnik Horde I, Quezcatl, am announcing my team, Blood Magic, as entering into the Turf War as captain of the alliance, All Under Heaven. Moderators, the certs are on the way. To all concerned: I have changed teams for the upcoming Turf War. Platonic Solids is out, Bubba's 3rd Army is in. -- Bubba Ganoosh All -- I would like to announce the formation of the TORPUNZ alliance for this addition of the Turf War. I, Dark Angel, will captain the alliance. I would like to confirm the members as follows: The Bizzarr (mgr Luudo), The Titans (mgr Plague), New Vengeance (mgr Arkane), Lost Honor (mgr Shade) and Black Lightning (mgr Dark Angel). Let the games begin and the sands flow red! -- Dark Angel Plague, Luudo, Arkane, Shade -- We are certainly a strange bunch to form an alliance, don't you think??? There has been a lot of death and dismemberment amongst our teams in years past; hopefully we can find a way to put it behind us (at least for 12 turns.). I do wonder if we will be able to hold this alliance together for the full duration, but in the meantime, raise your mug, luck to us all. ALL HAIL TORPUNZ!!! -- Dark Angel Grimm -- Well, Grimm... that was quite the welcome back to the sands for my boy Stylus. When I first heard the news of his demise at the hands of your immortal, My Shadow, I must admit I was not impressed. But when his fellow team members brought back to me the account of the duel (serves me right for sleeping in) I was satisfied that his death was a honorable one. I have no Bloodfeud recourse but I'm sure our swords will meet again, and soon. -- Dark Angel Nin Quire -- Your record does not seem to speak to your ability. Now that the TW is here I imagine you plan to come out of your shell? -- Endemic Carrie -- That was quite an unexpected turn of events. Learning is fun. -- Gencon Avalanche -- I felt a little drafty in that match. Someone bring me a blanket, please. -- Rusty Arkane -- Hey. Get the name right, and for goodness sake get out of that bar and manage that team of yours! Trust me, the ale will be there when you get back. You represent us all now. -- Dark Angel Turf war notes -- I declare Dartanyon (7263) as my current champion. -- Dark Angel, mgr Black Lightning Oz and myself -- I confirm Bubba Ganoosh and his team Bubba's 3rd Army for participation in the Turf War under the banner of Team MAMBO. -- Master Darque, MAMBO Captain Action, mgr. of Token Entry, declares Inanna as champion. Ghost of Bogbane -- My rod and my staff got ahead of me there my fallen comrade. I'm sure I'll be seeing some of your brethren in the not so distant future. -- Kana Ballistic Agoseris -- You sure are full of surprises, aren't you? -- Judgement Day Velma Xavil -- Going forward I wish you would treat me with the same ineptitude that you do other warriors... why do I bring out your best? -- Suicide Blind Anje -- I'm thaddened that you thoundly beat me. -- Thadithtic Lithper Team LOL -- Let's kick some North Fork tail!!! -- Marma Duke TW Moderators -- Michael Eldritch, mgr of Force of Will and Captain of the Catalyst Alliance, herefor confirms Jorja, mgr of the Middle Way 3 as a member of the aformentioned alliance. -- Michael Eldritch, Captain of Catalyst Alliance All -- I'll still sign last minute takers to the Catalyst Alliance if you want on board. Just declare and do your part, I'll confirm the turn after. -- Michael Eldritch Rois Anin -- Have fun on the Isle, I've got a Bloodfeud to settle. *wink* -- Earvling Klash Cave Canem -- Hmm, another Latin fellow. Ya know, I don't remember much before Nefelheim, but something about Romans bothers me. Are you Romans? -- Rime Time of Torment -- I prefer vengeance served ice cold. -- Vendetta Just in time to carve a name for myself I see... -- Idalia, 4th member of Force of Will All -- Blades up! Good luck and happy hunting to all. -- Michael E. All -- Lost Honor declares it participation in the Turf Wars with the Torpunz alliance captained by Dark Angel of Black Lightning. -- Shade, mgr of Lost Honor Barney Bear -- That was a nice warm up before the TW! Actually didn't expect to get the win, so don't know how I feel about that. But thanks for the skills! -- Juneau Dawning Hilroc Ibbins -- My kind of match! Hopefully we can do that again. -- Talkeetna Donovan -- I guess you were playing possum that first minute, cuz you were kind of gangbusters in the second! Nice win, but I'll take those learns anyday! -- Eureka Pride Poke -- That was a little harder than a poke! Just saying...! -- Yukon Quest Hear ye! Hear ye! This is to announce that the champion for our Turf War team will be IDITAROD TRAIL (7083)! -- Storm Lord, mgr. Alaskan Pipeline All -- New Vengeance is declaring its alliance with Torpunz Alliance captained by Dark Angel of Black Lightening in the Turf Wars. -- Arkane, mgr New Vengeance Suicide Blind -- Well named. Just because we have the same number of wins doesn't mean I'm easy, you know. I figure I've got all the experience of losing I need, time to work on the winning stuff. -- Velma Xavil Endemic -- Ah, the Commission and their stupid jokes! This one about "Shewish midgets" was old ten years ago. Good fight, though. -- Nin Quire Talkeetna -- Brought your weather with you, eh? I can't say I warm to it. -- Hilroc Ibbins P.S. Or to being made look like an idiot on the sands. Not that this is a false appearance, necessarily, but I'd rather have kept it discretely veiled. Witch Doctor -- Many puns occur to me--when you write as many personals as we do, puns and plays on words are the straws we often grasp at--but I'll just say, Good fight. -- Tulain Vorl P.S. And you can play doctor with me any time. Bloodflicker -- Some kind of woodpecker? -- Tia Relwan Basket -- Oh, let's not. -- Nin Quire Our congratulations to graduate Rois Anin. -- Jorja and the Middle Way All -- Team The Bizzarr declers it alliance with team Torpunz captianed by Dark angel of Black lightning in the Turf Wars, -- Luudo, mgr The Bizzarr LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BEVEL was butchered by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DA2 was slaughtered by OTIS THE DRUNK in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle. 003 was killed by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. FACETIOUS was butchered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. MIRAGE was slain by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. 002 was murdered by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition. DA1 was slaughtered by FROG SHIV in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. ANOTHER TIME was executed by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. EUTHANASIOID was easily killed by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. KUNG PHOOEY was slaughtered by FROG SHIV in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel. 001 was slaughtered by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. EVIL OLIVE was slaughtered by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. OVERTHECLIFF was assassinated by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. GARABAGGIO was savagely slain by DARQUE BEAST in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena melee. EARVLING KLASH was savagely defeated by AGOSERIS in a 2 minute Bloodfeud match. GORGON was devastated by TUUMS in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud battle. BELLUM bested RIME in a 4 minute bloody Bloodfeud bout. WHOPPER handily defeated FANG in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight. LORAZEPAM was overpowered by SLYBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud struggle. KANA BALLISTIC was handily defeated by AFRICAN QUEEN in a 1 minute Challenge bout. MANDORALLEN was viciously subdued by THE LION KING in a 3 minute Challenge fight. SMOKEY BEAR was savagely defeated by SALSA ELEMENTAL in a 2 minute Challenge match. ACE OF BASE devastated CHABAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. PROWL vanquished HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. JUDGEMENT DAY handily defeated AGARIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. BASKET unbelievably bested NIN QUIRE in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout. KATIE was vanquished by RACECAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. THADITHIC LITHPER lost to ENDEMIC in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight. GIZMO slaughtered HETTAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. BIG MAC handily defeated BARNEY BEAR in a 4 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout. SUN BEAR overcame CARRIE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel. ULTIMA REGUM luckily beat EUREKA PRIDE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight. DRAGO KAZOV was outwaited by SCOTT in a 10 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fight. BLIZZARD was overpowered by RAGLIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. THORAZINE savagely defeated SARAPHINE in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge fray. DEKCARC was vanquished by VINCERE MORS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. NIINE demolished CHRISTINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. DIAZEPAM overpowered CHANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. ROHYPNOL demolished REAPER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge match. SALVATION won victory over RAVAGE in a 1 minute gory Challenge bout. SALADIN won victory over QUICKSPAWN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout. STONETWIST demolished TALIA MOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition. SANDY BEAR beat RUSTY in a 4 minute novice's Challenge fight. AVALANCHE was unbelievably bested by PANTHER in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge duel. VENDETTA slaughtered SUICIDE BLIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. ASYLUM was devastated by BLOODFLICKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. LYRE handily defeated CORT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. KOWALSKI beat RAIN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight. CAVE CANEM was savagely defeated by YUKON QUEST in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. DRAGON GOD handily defeated XICOHTENCATL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. MIDAZOLAM lost to CHASITYLOKPIKER in a 1 minute Challenge match. THADIUS BANTU was demolished by POKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. PICK POCKET demolished BENGAL in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge battle. ITHYIC THING was viciously subdued by JACK KNIFE in a 2 minute master's contest. ROIS ANIN savagely defeated BAD NEWS BEAR in a popular 2 minute master's battle. SHELDON was savagely defeated by GOLDEN CAP in a 3 minute master's battle. A TALE OF PAIN was savagely defeated by RERUN in a popular 8 minute master's duel. TNT was devastated by QUADLING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. KISS OF DEATH overpowered BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided match. ANJE was vanquished by OFF TO SEE THE... in a 1 minute mismatched match. LIMPER was savagely defeated by HILROC IBBINS in a popular 5 minute bloody conflict. VELMA XAVIL was defeated by TALKEETNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. PARTY TRAP demolished DONAVAN in a 1 minute uneven duel. LATKA was overpowered by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. GENCON overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven melee. DARTANYON was savagely defeated by JUNEAU DAWNING in a exciting 5 minute battle. BOOB overpowered URUTO in a 1 minute mismatched fight. THADIUS BANTU savagely defeated TSUNAMI in a 4 minute bloody duel. IDITAROD TRAIL was beaten by SLIM in a exciting 1 minute match. AGONY OF DAYS was overpowered by KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TWISTED THIEF was defeated by WITCH DOCTOR in a 2 minute brawl. ARCHER viciously subdued NORTON in a 7 minute bloody novice's struggle. MORTIMER was outlasted by MORGAN in a unpopular 18 minute beginner's match. WILDFIRE demolished BLAINE THE TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. FALLEN ANGEL was vanquished by PERCHERON in a 3 minute one-sided melee. TULAIN VORL was handily defeated by MADFREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided melee. TIA RELWAN vanquished ELECTROCUTION in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TIME OF TORMENT viciously subdued SLOPPY FOE in a 4 minute beginner's match. EDAX RERUM was demolished by BATHSHEBA in a 1 minute mismatched bout. SCOTTY WOW was overpowered by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle. ISA KOBBES defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fray. GURTHANG demolished HUMMUS HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided fray. LUCCIO bested FRAID KNOT in a 1 minute novice's bout. TENTH INNING was beaten by TORNADO in a 1 minute beginner's duel. YORL savagely defeated GRAHAM in a exciting 2 minute gruesome beginner's duel. DRESDEN was beaten by PETIT JARDINIA in a 2 minute novice's competition. CASTLE THUNDER devastated SLOTH in a 1 minute one-sided battle. CHEESY BEARD was savagely defeated by VEGGIE MONSTER in a 2 minute bloody fight. ARTICHOKE ON THIS! overcame HAWKEYE in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight. SUCCUBUS was savagely defeated by IDALIA in a popular 6 minute beginner's battle. WICKED overpowered SHIV in a 1 minute mismatched duel. DR. COX won victory over FROSTY in a 1 minute beginner's fight. TOFU WARRIOR devastated REQUIEM in a 1 minute one-sided bout. WILHELM SCREAM handily defeated CARLOS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. TENBROUS lost to SALAD SLAYER in a 1 minute amateur's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 33 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 16 - 2 59 | |LUNGING ATTACK 25 STRIKING ATTACK 79 - 64 - 13 55 | |AIMED BLOW 23 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 39 - 0 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 19 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 63 - 4 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 18 AIMED BLOW 45 - 52 - 3 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 17 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 52 - 2 43 | |BASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 29 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 50 - 2 42 | |PARRY-LUNGE 8 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 44 - 0 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 21 - 0 36 | Turn 296 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 10 3 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 11 AIMED BLOW 10 - 13 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 12 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 12 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 15 13 0 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48) WALL OF STEEL THE LION KING 6360 19 7 0 136 ROYAL FLUSH (48) STRIKING ATTACK SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 13 6 0 111 DARQUE FORCES (396) AIMED BLOW AGOSERIS 6709 15 11 2 109 WARHAMMERS (75) BASHING ATTACK EARVLING KLASH 6547 14 8 1 96 FORCE OF WILL (670) TOTAL PARRY A TALE OF PAIN 6531 11 3 0 94 ABYSMAL RITES (215) PARRY-RIPOSTE JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 5 3 0 61 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) SLASHING ATTACK GENCON 7259 5 1 0 52 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) PARRY-LUNGE EUREKA PRIDE 7044 6 4 0 40 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281. The most popular warrior this turn was RERUN 6651. The ten other most popular fighters were NIN QUIRE 5281, HILROC IBBINS 6875, THORAZINE 7212, EUREKA PRIDE 7044, AVALANCHE 7242, YUKON QUEST 7157, IDALIA 7336, SHELDON 4111, GOLDEN CAP 6890, and TIME OF TORMENT 7254. The least popular fighter this week was MORGAN 7235. The other ten least popular fighters were MORTIMER 7082, SCOTT 5299, DRAGO KAZOV 7100, BARNEY BEAR 6512, SUCCUBUS 7317, TENBROUS 7316, CARLOS 7339, REQUIEM 7315, FROSTY 7332, and SHIV 7326. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: MEDEE (47-5642) THE OPERA (613) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: ROIS ANIN (47-6068) WARHAMMERS (75) MAIL-IN TOURNEY L ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KRAMER 5191 (88-46-0) 1 3 0 SECOND BANANAS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FGC 6648 (16-6-0) 1 3 0 KAOS THE GREEK GUY 5478 (19-4-0) 1 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE LION KING 6360 (18-7-0) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH A TALE OF PAIN 6531 (11-2-0) 3 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 (14-13-0) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH MEDEE 5642 (30-10-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 (12-6-0) 2 3 0 DARQUE FORCES PROWL 6460 (7-5-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES ITHYIC THING 6292 (12-12-0) 0 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME JACK KNIFE 6694 (11-6-0) 7 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH KISS OF DEATH 6977 (10-12-0) 3 3 0 DEVIATION BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0) 1 1 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES RACECAR 5498 (11-13-1) 2 3 0 PALINDROMES GOLDEN CAP 6890 (13-5-0) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (12-1-0) 1 3 0 THE OPERA ENDEMIC 7265 (12-8-0) 0 3 0 BLACK LIGHTNING ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DAFNE 6899 (11-4-1) 3 3 0 THE OPERA EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (6-3-0) 3 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (4-3-0) 3 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE DARTANYON 7263 (10-5-0) 2 3 0 BLACK LIGHTNING OFF TO SEE THE... 7033 (7-2-2) 2 3 0 LAND OF OZ ACE OF BASE 6905 (5-6-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH QUADLING 7001 (9-2-1) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ RERUN 6651 (11-4-0) 1 3 0 SECOND BANANAS THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 (5-8-1) 1 3 0 DEVIATION LIMPER 7003 (8-1-0) 0 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME INANNA 7132 (4-2-0) 11 3 0 TOKEN ENTRY BROOMSTICK 7057 (3-3-1) 6 3 0 LAND OF OZ GIZMO 6941 (4-3-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES KARN FIREVALE 7136 (4-3-1) 1 3 0 TOKEN ENTRY BEVEL 6865 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WARHAMMERS MALIK RIC 6885 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WARHAMMERS TALKEETNA 7047 (7-3-0) 0 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME IDITAROD TRAIL 7083 (1-0-0) 6 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE AGONY OF DAYS 7207 (2-0-0) 5 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES BOOB 7257 (0-1-0) 5 3 1 PALINDROMES THADIUS BANTU 7088 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 BEATNIK HORDE SLYBLADE 7229 (2-0-1) 4 3 0 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE URUTO 7105 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD YUKON QUEST 7157 (2-1-0) 4 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE BLIZZARD 7119 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 FAST FOOD ELEPHANT 7127 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 TOKEN ENTRY THORAZINE 7212 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 CALM AND SEDATE BLOODFLICKER 7228 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE OY 7221 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 DEAD KING CHARACTERS POKEY 7125 (3-1-1) 2 3 0 TOKEN ENTRY BIG MAC 7120 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 FAST FOOD CORT 7220 (1-1-0) 1 3 1 KING CHARACTERS DIAZEPAM 7211 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 CALM AND SEDATE LORAZEPAM 7209 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 CALM AND SEDATE QUICKSPAWN 7230 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE STONETWIST 7231 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE WHOPPER 7121 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 FAST FOOD WILDFIRE 7239 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 FORKING DISASTERS AVALANCHE 7242 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 FORKING DISASTERS BOLT 7243 (0-2-0) 0 1 0 DEAD FORKING DISASTERS CARRIE 7172 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 KING CHARACTERS CHRISTINE 7167 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 KING CHARACTERS KOWALSKI 7304 (0-1-0) 0 3 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF LATKA 6940 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 SECOND BANANAS MIDAZOLAM 7309 (1-0-0) 0 3 0 CALM AND SEDATE NORMANFNBATES 7124 (2-2-0) 0 1 0 DEAD TOKEN ENTRY POKE 7168 (3-0-0) 0 3 0 KING CHARACTERS ROHYPNOL 7210 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 CALM AND SEDATE TSUNAMI 7240 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 FORKING DISASTERS ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PERCHERON 7152 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 LES TURFISTES CASTLE THUNDER 7159 (0-0-0) 8 3 2 OTTODROME TW SMOOCH LION 7253 (0-0-0) 5 2 0 DEAD OTTODROME TW SOUTH SPOON 7161 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 OTTODROME TW VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 VEGAN CANNIBALS SALAD SLAYER 7225 (0-0-0) 2 1 0 DEAD VEGAN CANNIBALS NORTON 7010 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 SECOND BANANAS GURTHANG 7151 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 LES TURFISTES HAWKEYE 7008 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 SECOND BANANAS AIDA 7138 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THE OPERA CHEESY BEARD 7160 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 OTTODROME TW DR. COX 7009 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 SECOND BANANAS DRESDEN 7237 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF PETIT JARDINIA 7154 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 LES TURFISTES YORL 7153 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 LES TURFISTES ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 VEGAN CANNIBALS HANIYASU-HIME 7140 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 PLATONIC SOLIDS KAGU-ZUCHI 7246 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 PLATONIC SOLIDS MORGAN 7235 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF TOFU WARRIOR 7223 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 VEGAN CANNIBALS WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 OTTODROME TW SHINE TSU HIKO 7142 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD PLATONIC SOLIDS AETHER 7247 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PLATONIC SOLIDS FUJIN 7141 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PLATONIC SOLIDS ISA KOBBES 7150 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 LES TURFISTES LUCCIO 7303 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF TENTH INNING 7255 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH RAMIREZ 7234 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD TEAM BLACKSTAFF DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ACE FREHLEY 3669 (10-9-0) 11 3 1 ROYAL FLUSH KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2) 5 3 0 DARQUE FORCES JACK O'LANTERN 2762 (5-4-0) 1 1 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH BOGBANE 5500 (19-23-1) 2 3 0 DARQUE FORCES JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH SCORPION KING 4718 (8-3-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0) 0 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0) 0 1 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0) 4 3 1 DEAD THE OPERA THE DEAD MAN'S DAY 1752 (0-3-0) 3 3 1 ABYSMAL RITES LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0) 1 1 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH WITCHCRAZE 5201 (5-3-1) 2 3 0 DARQUE FORCES JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KCOMUS 7060 (4-2-1) 3 3 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER KODIAK KID 7046 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE NYAN'TI 6366 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 FORCE OF WILL STING 1100 (3-1-1) 0 3 0 AN EPHRAIM DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AGRIPPA 4911 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE TEMPTER 6588 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22 before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!