DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/21/2010 Duedate: 01/17/2011
TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA
DM-47 TURN-297
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
AFRICAN QUEEN
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6424) [16-13-0,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE LION KING ULTIMA REGUM
ROYAL FLUSH (48) IN QETERNUM (718)
(47-6360) [20-7-0,146] (47-7076) [7-1-0,45]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NIN QUIRE SHELDON
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
(47-5281) [12-26-0,67] (47-4111) [13-5-2,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAND OF OZ (217) 56
2. FURRY FURY (740) 52 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 36 Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION (708) 36
5. AN EPHRAIM (32) 34 LES TURFISTES (727)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*LES TURFISTES (727) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 12 3 1
2/24*OTTODROME TW (728) 6 3 0 66.7 2/ 2*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734) 11 4 0
3/ 6*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734) 13 7 1 65.0 3/13 FORCE OF WILL (670) 9 6 1
4/ 3*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 7 4 0 63.6 4/ 8 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 9 6 0
5/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 623 382 22 62.0 5/15*LES TURFISTES (727) 8 2 0
6/ 9 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 53 34 4 60.9 6/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 3 0
7-10 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 26 18 1 59.1 7/ 7*THE BIZZARR (716) 8 7 1
8/11 SECOND BANANAS (573) 192 136 18 58.5 8/17 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 8 7 0
9/12*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 23 17 3 57.5 9/24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 8 7 0
10/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 745 585 38 56.0 10/ 3*CALM AND SEDATE (731) 8 7 0
11-14*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 14 11 2 56.0 11/22*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 7 3 0
12-15*SERPENTS HOLD (722) 10 8 1 55.6 12/ 4*OF WOLF & MAN (732) 7 7 0
13/ 7*CALM AND SEDATE (731) 11 9 0 55.0 13/ 6*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 7 8 2
14/17 DEVIATION (708) 103 89 3 53.6 14/19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 7 8 0
15/19 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 148 128 11 53.6 15/23 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 7 8 0
16/18 DARQUE FORCES (396) 186 165 15 53.0 16/27*OTTODROME TW (728) 6 2 0
17/20 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 136 121 10 52.9 17/18 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 6 7 0
18/ 8*OF WOLF & MAN (732) 10 9 0 52.6 18/12 DEVIATION (708) 6 8 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 460 420 44 52.3 19/ 9*IN QETERNUM (718) 6 9 0
20-22*FAST FOOD (724) 13 12 0 52.0 20- 5 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 5 4 0
21/16*THE BIZZARR (716) 20 20 4 50.0 21/29 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 5 0
22/23*IN QETERNUM (718) 19 21 0 47.5 22/30*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 5 6 0
23/25 FORCE OF WILL (670) 56 64 6 46.7 23/31 PALINDROMES (599) 5 8 0
24/28 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 89 110 4 44.7 24/20*BEATNIK HORDE (719) 5 10 0
25/26 AN EPHRAIM (32) 180 223 17 44.7 25/14*KING CHARACTERS (729) 5 10 0
26/27 WARHAMMERS (75) 322 403 16 44.4 26-10*SERPENTS HOLD (722) 4 2 0
27/29*KING CHARACTERS (729) 13 17 0 43.3 27/16 WARHAMMERS (75) 4 6 0
28/30 PALINDROMES (599) 52 71 4 42.3 28-21*FAST FOOD (724) 4 6 0
29/ 0*FURRY FURY (740) 2 3 0 40.0 29/28 DARQUE FORCES (396) 4 7 1
30/32 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 150 238 2 38.7 30/25*NEW VENGEANCE (721) 3 11 1
31/33*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 5 8 0 38.5 31/ 0*FURRY FURY (740) 2 3 0
32/31*TOKEN ENTRY (725) 14 25 2 35.9 32/ 0*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) 2 7 0
33/34*LOST HONOR (717) 12 23 0 34.3 33/36*LOST HONOR (717) 2 8 0
34/35*BEATNIK HORDE (719) 10 20 0 33.3 34-26*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 2 8 0
35-36*FORKING DISASTERS (736) 4 11 0 26.7 35/38 AN EPHRAIM (32) 2 11 0
36/ 0*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739) 2 7 0 22.2 36/37*BLOOD MAGIC (720) 2 13 1
37/38*BLOOD MAGIC (720) 6 24 1 20.0 37-34*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 1 0 0
38/37*NEW VENGEANCE (721) 5 23 1 17.9 38/39*TOKEN ENTRY (725) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Round One Scores Turf War VII
ALLIANCE SCORES
Rnd #1 Total Team Pts Grand Tot
Commp Squad 23 23 0 23
Mambo 15 15 0 15
Unnatural 15 15 0 15
LOL 10 10 0 10
Catalyst 2 2 0 2
Torpunz 1 1 0 1
Club Fed -4 -4 0 -4
All Under Heaven -4 -4 0 -4
Arranghal's Lawnkeepers -10 -10 0 -10
TEAM SCORES Rnd #1 ST/FI/TO TOTAL ST/FI/TO
COMMP (+23) 16-9-0-0 10/13/23 16-9-0-0 10/13/23
Royal Flush 4-1-0-0 6/8/14 4-1-0-0 6/8/14
Les Turfistes 5-0-0-0 2/5/7 5-0-0-0 2/5/7
Land Of Oz 4-1-0-0 2/5/7 4-1-0-0 2/5/7
Second Bananas 2-3-0-0 0/-1/-1 2-3-0-0 0/-1/-1
All-Star Nanas 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun
MAMBO (+15) 9-11-5-2 4/11/15 9-11-5-2 4/11/15
Darque Forces 3-2-1-2 2/9/11 3-2-1-2 2/9/11
Ottodrome 3-2-1-0 0/2/2 3-2-1-0 0/2/2
Fast Food 2-3-0-0 2/0/2 2-3-0-0 2/0/2
Bubba's 3rd Army 1-4-3-0 0/0/0 1/4/3/0 0/0/0
The Token 0-0-0-0 0/0/0 0-0-0-0 0/0/0
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action
UNNATURAL (+15) 11-9-0-0 6/9/15 11-9-0-0 6/9/15
Of Wolf & Man 3-2-0-2 2/4/6 3-2-0-2 2/4/6
Palindromes 3-2-0-1 0/3/3 3-2-0-1 0/3/3
Serpents Hold 3-2-0-0 2/1/3 3-2-0-0 2/1/3
Bear's Paw 2-3-0-0 2/1/3 2-3-0-0 2/1/3
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat
LOL (+10) 14-11-0-1 12/-2/10 14-11-0-1 12/-2/10
Aggr. Mediocrity 4-1-0-0 2/5/7 4-1-0-0 2/5/7
Vegan Canibalz 4-1-0-0 2/3/5 4-1-0-0 2/3/5
Alaskan Pipeline 3-2-0-0 2/0/2 3-2-0-0 2/0/2
Abysmal Rites 1-4-0-0 4/-4/0 1-4-0-0 4/-4/0
Deviation 2-3-0-1 2/-6/-4 2-3-0-1 2/-6/-4
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)
CATALYST (+2) 4-6-1-1 2/0/2 4-6-1-1 2/0/2
Force Of Will 2-3-1-1 2/2/4 2-3-1-1 2/2/4
Middle Way 3 2-3-0-0 0/-2/-2 2-3-0-0 0/-2/-2
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja
TORPUNZ (+1) 9-11-0-0 4/-3/1 9-11-0-0 4/-3/1
The Bizzarr 4-1-0-0 2/6/8 4-1-0-0 2/6/8
Black Lightning 3-2-0-0 2/0/2 3-2-0-0 2/0/2
The Titans 0-0-0-0 0/0/0 0-0-0-0 0/0/0
Lost Honor 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4
New Vengeance 1-4-0-0 0/-5/-5 1-4-0-0 0/-5/-5
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane
CLUB FED (-4) 4-11-0-0 4/-8/-4 4-11-0-0 4/-8/-4
In Qeternum 3-2-0-0 2/5/7 3-2-0-0 2/5/7
Beatnik Horde 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4
Obsidian Order 0-5-0-0 2/-9/-7 0-5-0-0 2/-9/-7
Ves Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven
HEAVEN (-4) 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4
Bloodmagic 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4 1-4-0-0 0/-4/-4
Quezcatl (CAPT)
ARRANGHAL'S(-10) 10-15-0-1 2/-12/-10 10-15-0-1 2/-12/-10
Calm & Sedate 3-2-0-0 0/2/2 3-2-0-0 0/2/2
Team Blackstaff 3-2-0-0 0/2/2 3-2-0-0 0/2/2
Forking Disasters 2-3-0-0 0/-2/-2 2-3-0-0 0/-2/-2
King Characters 1-4-0-0 0/-5/-5 1-4-0-0 0/-5/-5
Pawn Of Prophecy 1-4-0-1 2/-9/-7 1-4-0-1 2/-9/-7
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben
THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
The Lion King, Golden Cap, Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, Idiatrod Trail, A Tale Of Pain,
Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultina Reguum, Scotty Wow.
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 327): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 625): CHALDEA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 255): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 47): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 327): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 325): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 302): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 283): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 255): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 47): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 229): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
(turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Welcome all to North Fork, home of most of the Turf Wars, except for one which
was held in Erinika. It's nice to see such populous representation here on our
sands, but of course, if it weren't for the contest, we would probably be a speck not
much bigger than most arenas these days. But as a native team, we'll open the doors
to our pubs and welcome everyone in. We presume the next round is on you!
African Queen
Royal Flush
Duelmaster of North Fork
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TEMPLE OF ABARSIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. If The Dripping Blade is
buying drinks for PAWN OF PROPHECY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry
before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Dripping Blade and join VEGAN CANNIBALS' celebration over their good record this
turn. 11th place, not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OTTODROME
TW's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 3-0-0 makes for a
big thirst. Oh, this is too good to be true! KING CHARACTERS has fallen to 25th
place after going 2-3-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? Look out below! WARHAMMERS
is on the way down, falling to 27th from 16th with a 1-2-0! Ha ha ha ha! Gee, I'm
impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, SECOND BANANAS, the Fates teach
humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
SHIV SQUIRREL win a fight and gain 29 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, DONAVAN beat GIZMO
and GIZMO lost 18 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken, our
Duelmaster AGOSERIS challenged this turn. And if variety is the spice of life,
TEMPLE OF ABARSIS may be getting bland, as AFRICAN QUEEN stays top dog in the city.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? BEATNIK HORDE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was OBSIDIAN ORDER. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, DRAGO KAZOV was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. I guess I can give a little credit to INANNA of TOKEN
ENTRY for challenging up by 19 to OFF TO SEE THE.... INANNA lost to get 44 points of
recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad
to see KANA BALLISTIC and DEVIATION at The Dripping Blade tonight celebrating their
bloodfeud victory over VENDETTA. A big yahoo goes out to BENGAL this turn, for
revenging BLOOD MAGIC's bloodfeud against NEW VENGEANCE's warrior FALLEN ANGEL. Heh,
heh, heh. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain
nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS to get a drink than The
Dripping Blade! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't
be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling
come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 16 13 0 124 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE LION KING 6360 20 7 0 146 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PROWL 6460 9 5 0 110 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ITHYIC THING 6292 13 13 0 109 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
MANDORALLEN 7179 15 6 1 104 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
EARVLING KLASH 6547 15 8 1 102 FORCE OF WILL (670)
GOLDEN CAP 6890 15 5 0 102 LAND OF OZ (217)
SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 13 7 0 102 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SHELDON 4111 13 5 2 100 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
BASKET 6956 13 5 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
A TALE OF PAIN 6531 11 4 0 95 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
ACE OF BASE 6905 6 7 0 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RERUN 6651 12 5 0 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
AGOSERIS 6709 15 12 2 91 WARHAMMERS (75)
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 12 9 1 91 DEVIATION (708)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK KNIFE 6694 12 7 0 87 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SMOKEY BEAR 6354 20 19 1 86 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
JUDGEMENT DAY 6973 9 10 0 86 DEVIATION (708)
BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 19 12 0 85 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
KISS OF DEATH 6977 12 12 0 85 DEVIATION (708)
QUADLING 7001 11 2 1 85 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHABAT 7193 17 16 1 79 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
AGARIC 6509 18 21 0 75 WARHAMMERS (75)
HUNTER 7187 9 7 2 74 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
OFF TO SEE THE... 7033 9 2 2 72 LAND OF OZ (217)
RACECAR 5498 12 14 1 69 PALINDROMES (599)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIN QUIRE 5281 12 26 0 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HILROC IBBINS 6875 12 15 0 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 5 3 0 61 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
DONAVAN 4112 10 8 0 60 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
ENDEMIC 7265 14 8 0 58 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
PARTY TRAP 5496 13 12 1 58 PALINDROMES (599)
DARTANYON 7263 11 6 0 58 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
TNT 5499 13 15 1 57 PALINDROMES (599)
ANJE 4109 12 5 0 57 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIMPER 7003 9 2 0 55 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-TALKEETNA 7047 8 3 0 54 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
VELMA XAVIL 6828 8 21 0 52 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
SUN BEAR 6965 6 3 2 51 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-BIG MAC 7120 5 0 0 50 FAST FOOD (724)
BROOMSTICK 7057 4 4 1 49 LAND OF OZ (217)
GIZMO 6941 5 4 1 48 DARQUE FORCES (396)
GENCON 7259 5 2 0 46 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
BARNEY BEAR 6512 11 12 0 45 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ULTIMA REGUM 7076 7 1 0 45 IN QETERNUM (718)
THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 5 10 1 45 DEVIATION (708)
INANNA 7132 4 3 0 44 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-TEMPTRESS 6671 3 0 0 42 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-EUREKA PRIDE 7044 6 4 0 40 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
TUUMS 7065 4 4 3 40 THE BIZZARR (716)
KATIE 5337 7 5 0 37 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
NIINE 7064 6 2 1 37 THE BIZZARR (716)
RAGLIN 7067 5 3 0 35 THE BIZZARR (716)
SCOTT 5299 9 5 0 34 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARRIE 7172 4 2 0 33 KING CHARACTERS (729)
POKEY 7125 3 2 1 33 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
ROHYPNOL 7210 3 1 0 33 CALM AND SEDATE (731)
VENDETTA 7149 2 3 1 33 FORCE OF WILL (670)
KARN FIREVALE 7136 4 4 1 31 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
LATKA 6940 4 2 0 31 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SOUTH SPOON 7161 2 0 0 31 OTTODROME TW (728)
-WRAITH 6587 4 2 2 30 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
BLOODFLICKER 7228 3 1 0 30 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
SHIV SQUIRREL 7344 1 0 0 29 FURRY FURY (740)
RIME 7147 4 1 1 28 FORCE OF WILL (670)
SLYBLADE 7229 3 1 1 28 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
RAVAGE 7061 5 3 1 27 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
THADIUS BANTU 7088 4 2 0 27 BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-WHOPPER 7121 3 2 0 26 FAST FOOD (724)
BOOB 7257 2 1 0 26 PALINDROMES (599)
CASTLE THUNDER 7159 2 0 0 26 OTTODROME TW (728)
POKE 7168 4 1 0 25 KING CHARACTERS (729)
CORT 7220 2 2 0 24 KING CHARACTERS (729)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GORGON 7058 5 3 0 23 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-EVIL ONE 6586 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 2 0 0 23 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
MALIK RIC 6885 1 0 0 23 WARHAMMERS (75)
BELLUM 7074 5 3 0 22 IN QETERNUM (718)
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 4 2 1 22 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
GURTHANG 7151 2 0 0 22 LES TURFISTES (727)
WICKED 7319 2 0 0 22 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ACCUSER 6589 3 2 0 21 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
MADFREEZE 7340 2 0 0 21 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
TENTH INNING 7255 1 1 0 21 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
HAWKEYE 7008 1 1 0 21 SECOND BANANAS (573)
STONETWIST 7231 2 2 0 20 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
-KRAIT 7106 2 1 0 20 SERPENTS HOLD (722)
-IDITAROD TRAIL 7083 1 1 0 20 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
SALADIN 7213 4 0 0 19 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
QUICKSPAWN 7230 3 1 0 19 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
-URUTO 7105 2 1 0 19 SERPENTS HOLD (722)
VINCERE MORS 7075 5 3 0 18 IN QETERNUM (718)
-YUKON QUEST 7157 3 1 0 18 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
RUSTY 7296 2 1 0 18 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
YORL 7153 2 0 0 18 LES TURFISTES (727)
TOFU WARRIOR 7223 2 0 0 18 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
THADIUS BANTU 7087 4 2 0 17 BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-BLIZZARD 7119 3 2 0 17 FAST FOOD (724)
LORAZEPAM 7209 3 1 0 17 CALM AND SEDATE (731)
-SLIM 7155 2 1 0 17 SERPENTS HOLD (722)
DRAGON GOD 7305 2 1 0 17 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
IDALIA 7336 2 0 0 16 FORCE OF WILL (670)
AGONY OF DAYS 7207 2 2 0 16 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-SALVATION 7166 1 2 0 16 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
SLOTH 7322 1 1 0 16 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
PERCHERON 7152 1 1 0 16 LES TURFISTES (727)
GRAHAM 7312 1 0 0 16 AN EPHRAIM (32)
TWISTED THIEF 7070 3 4 0 15 LOST HONOR (717)
TIME OF TORMENT 7254 2 1 0 15 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
TALIA MOON 7084 2 4 0 15 BEATNIK HORDE (719)
ELEPHANT 7127 1 2 0 15 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
NORTON 7010 1 1 0 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GRAHAM 7356 1 0 0 15 AN EPHRAIM (32)
SARAPHINE 7063 3 5 0 14 THE BIZZARR (716)
THORAZINE 7212 2 2 0 14 CALM AND SEDATE (731)
CHRISTINE 7167 2 4 0 14 KING CHARACTERS (729)
SALAD SLAYER 7334 2 0 0 14 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-LYRE 7107 2 1 0 14 SERPENTS HOLD (722)
DEKCARC 7068 3 4 0 13 LOST HONOR (717)
BENGAL 7090 2 4 1 13 BLOOD MAGIC (720)
TULAIN VORL 7244 1 2 0 13 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
ARCHER 7216 3 1 0 12 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
CHASITYLOKPIKER 7066 2 6 0 12 THE BIZZARR (716)
DIAZEPAM 7211 2 2 0 12 CALM AND SEDATE (731)
CHEESY BEARD 7160 1 1 0 12 OTTODROME TW (728)
SCOTTY WOW 7122 3 2 0 11 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
CHANCE 7069 2 5 0 11 LOST HONOR (717)
ISA KOBBES 7150 2 0 0 11 LES TURFISTES (727)
SANDY BEAR 7233 2 1 0 11 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
KOWALSKI 7304 2 1 0 11 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
QUEEN OF THE RODEO 7360 1 0 0 11 DEVIATION (708)
-WILHELM SCREAM 7162 1 0 0 11 OTTODROME TW (728)
-WILDFIRE 7239 1 2 0 11 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
STABIN PANDA 7346 1 0 0 11 FURRY FURY (740)
WITCH DOCTOR 7215 3 1 0 10 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
PANTHER 7089 2 4 0 10 BLOOD MAGIC (720)
MORTIMER 7082 2 4 0 10 LOST HONOR (717)
-DECEIVER 6670 1 3 0 10 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 1 1 0 10 LES TURFISTES (727)
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 1 1 0 10 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
MORGAN 7235 1 1 0 10 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-AVALANCHE 7242 1 2 0 9 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
MIDAZOLAM 7309 1 2 0 9 CALM AND SEDATE (731)
-TSUNAMI 7240 1 2 0 9 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZITH 7361 1 0 0 9 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DR. COX 7009 1 0 0 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-FANG 7232 2 1 1 8 SERPENTS HOLD (722)
REAPER 7099 1 5 0 8 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
CAVE CANEM 7101 1 5 0 8 IN QETERNUM (718)
LUCCIO 7303 1 1 0 8 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
XICOHTENCATL 7093 1 5 0 8 BLOOD MAGIC (720)
DRESDEN 7237 0 2 0 8 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
SUCCUBUS 7317 0 2 0 8 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
CARLOS 7339 1 1 0 7 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
ASYLUM 7297 1 2 0 5 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
TIA RELWAN 7245 1 2 0 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-TORNADO 7341 1 0 0 5 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
DENIAL 7365 1 0 0 5 FORCE OF WILL (670)
EDAX RERUM 7302 0 3 0 3 IN QETERNUM (718)
HUMMUS HAWK 7333 0 2 0 2 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
GRAHAM 7328 0 2 0 2 AN EPHRAIM (32)
FRAID KNOT 7327 0 2 0 2 BEATNIK HORDE (719)
BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338 0 2 0 2 KING CHARACTERS (729)
TENBROUS 7316 0 2 0 2 BLOOD MAGIC (720)
REQUIEM 7315 0 2 0 2 BLOOD MAGIC (720)
SHIV 7326 0 2 0 2 BEATNIK HORDE (719)
LOOK MA NO HANDS! 7364 0 1 0 1 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
MOOR WOLF 7348 0 1 0 1 FURRY FURY (740)
ASTROTRAIN 7352 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
GRAHAM 7355 0 1 0 1 AN EPHRAIM (32)
GRAHAM 7354 0 1 0 1 AN EPHRAIM (32)
-FROSTY 7332 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724)
-ELECTROCUTION 7342 0 1 0 1 FORKING DISASTERS (736)
-SLOPPY FOE 7331 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724)
PURPLE DRANK 7363 0 1 0 1 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BATHSHEBA 7337 1 1 0 BLACK LIGHTNING 738 CREAM O'CROP CRI 297 NONE
JAGUAR 7091 1 1 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 NIINE 7064 293 NOT REVENGED
MENDICANT BIAS 7164 0 2 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 FALLEN ANGEL 7097 295 JUST REVENGED
RELAMPAGO 7092 0 4 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720 DRAGO KAZOV 7100 295
SECONAL 7208 0 1 0 CALM AND SEDATE 731 SLYBLADE 7229 294
BOGBANE 5500 19 23 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 KANA BALLISTIC 6976 295
JELL-O GOLEM 7353 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 MGR 2-0 AS CAPT 297 NONE
SUICIDE BLIND 7042 6 6 0 DEVIATION 708 VENDETTA 7149 296 JUST REVENGED
SUPERSIZE ME 7158 1 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 FANG 7232 294 REVENGED
CUTTER FOX 7345 0 1 0 FURRY FURY 740 FROG SHIV 297 NONE
DA1 7347 0 1 0 FURRY FURY 740 REAL MGRS DON'T 297 NONE
FOETOR 7073 1 4 0 IN QETERNUM 718 RIME 7147 294 REVENGED
PICK POCKET 7081 2 4 0 LOST HONOR 717 RAVAGE 7061 297
FALLEN ANGEL 7097 1 4 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721 BENGAL 7090 297
RAIN 7096 0 6 0 NEW VENGEANCE 721 IRON HYDE 297 NONE
KCOMUS 7060 4 2 1 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715 TUUMS 7065 295
DA1 7351 0 1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732 MGR 2-0 AS CAPT 297 NONE
POOP 7357 0 1 0 PALINDROMES 599 DARQUE BEAST 297 NONE
HETTAR 7178 9 11 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 GIZMO 6941 296
UGS 7343 0 1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725 MGR 2-0 AS CAPT 297 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Team The Bizzarr declares its alliance with team Torpunz captianed by Dark
Angel of Black lightning in the Turf Wars. -- Luudo, mgr The Bizzarr
Hey, fellow COMMPers. Great start! Crip, kudos on the 14 point top-scoring team!
Le Pentarque, congrats on the only 5-0! Me and The Mun and Mannequin will just ride
along. Hubba, hubba! -- Oz The All Excited
Kiss Of Death -- You mean monster, you! Why, you ruined my team's perfect record.
Just because you are better than I am is no excuse. Nope. -- Broomstick, Land Of Oz
Anje and Sheldon, or any All-Stars for that matter, let's NOT do that again. --
Golden Cap and Off To See the... Land Of Ozers
TNT, wow! -- Quadling, Land Of Oz
Nin Quire -- You were there. I needed it. I had to have it. It's mine! -- Basket,
Land Of Oz (Or is that basket-case?)
Greetings, Mambo. What happened to your token entry? And, howdy, Unnaturals. Will
Tripwire ever get a full team? A salute to LOLs. A solid start which didn't leave
me lol. And you Catalysts. A losing overall record, yet positive points and
starting fifth place. Kudos. Salutations, Torpunz. Were the titans too big for
their britches? Yo, Club Fed. Stick it out. You guys will be tough. A hip, hip to
All Under Heaven, showing that solo is not lasto. And Arranghal's Lawnkeepers -- hi.
Let's leave it at my doubting you will stay in that spot for long. There is much
more to come. -- Oz The All Welcoming
LP -- Not to put pressure on you, but 10-0 is a reasonably acceptable start for a
rookie. Yep. -- Oz The All Stimulative
Turf War Moderators: The Turn 296 newsletter says I need to declare, but I declared
on Turn 295. To repeat: Team: Obsidian Order, Manager: Skaven, Alliance: Club Fed,
Captain: Don Guido. I will be participating in TW VII. Thank you. -- Skaven
This confirms Grimm, managing Furry Fury as a member of Unnatural Alliance. --
Assurnasirbanipal
Norton -- Well fought, I was trying different strats all through those minutes to try
to find what he likes. Minute 2 looked decent for 1 swing but stood around more than
I expected. -- Archer
Quickspawn -- Man, you were hauling butt there, usually I get a swing in there
somewhere. -- Saladin
Twisted Thief -- Thieving doesn't pay! Okay, maybe it does but still! Nice fight.
-- Witch Doctor
Tulian Vorl -- Hey! I can be punny! I am sure you weren't talking about me being a
doctor and poking you with my long pointed spear in the buttock now were you? (Calm
down people I was using a pun about a needle, A Needle I tell you!) -- Witch Doctor
All/Turf War Combatants -- So, Kaos disappeared into the depths of the abyss, retired
from the Temple; however, now the Furry arrives from the distant forests that
surround the great swamp. Furry Fury wishes to declare to join the Turf War. They
will join the Unnatural Alliance with its Captain Assurasirbanipal. -- Grimm
All -- I wish to declare Shiv Squirrel as my champion for this tournament. -- Grimm
Oz -- You should have received my two certs by now. If any issues let me know. --
Grimm
Dark Angel -- Well, I guess that I have been a bit childish with the name calling. I
bow to our fearless leader. -- Arkane
Shade -- Nice to see you on my side instead of facing me, weird? -- Arkane
Plauge -- Thanx fro the input. -- Arkane
Madwand -- Thank you for all the help with setting of my Turf War entry. -- Arkane
Dark Angel -- My ale will get warm, fine! This better be worth it or you're buying
the next round. -- Arkane
Loudo -- I got nothing but love for you. -- Arkane
Rain -- You know things would have to change, rest in pieces! -- Arkane
Esteemed managers, gladiators, spectators -- It is Skaven, manager ofObsidian Order.
I am announcing my participation in Turf War VII. Iam a member of Club Fed, led by
Don Guido of Beatnik Horde. May the Commission pay heed to this announcement. Oz
and Master Darque, youshould already have my certs. -- Skaven, Obsidian Order
P.S. I declared on turn 295. It was in the newsletter and I was confirmed by Don
Guido on the same turn.
Arkane -- It appears we are now even. Good fight. -- Skaven
Luudo -- Tuums is a beast. I would love to know how you run him so well. -- Skaven
All -- The Champion of Obsidian Order shall be Scotty Wow. -- Skaven
"*** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena
death or death in a tournament OR GRADUATION. There must be a maximum of five only
on a team at any point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)"
Please note that the capitalized "or graduation" was supposed to have been added to
the last rules posted but was not. Nothing else was "missed" in the rules and an
updated version will be posted in the next newsletter. -- Oz The All Apologetic
Kana Ballistic -- Ever feel like you just have to bite your tongue? -- African Queen
Mandorallen -- While Crip considers this arena his home nowadays, it still doesn't
take away the fact that, like you, Lyratilan was his very first arena. Back in the
days of Cryptics, Grecian Formula, Freaks of Nature, Carnival, Sir Vivors, Wiltzdom
Doom, Zarov Brothers, The Destroyers II, The Duelists, Bloodhawks, Shadows of Chaos,
Conquistadors, Fantasia Isle and The Stench. Ahh, those were the days. -- The Lion
King
Chabat -- Maybe you guys should go back to an arena where you can win a fight? -- Ace
Of Base, the upstart tart
Tornado -- Do you suck or do you blow? I can't tell which. -- Tenth Inning
Ithyic Thing -- So that's why we have an I.T. department that rarely makes anyone
happy. -- Jack Knife
Vendetta -- That's exactly what we have here... a vendetta! Hopefully you'll be
fighting next turn so my brethren can attempt to avenge my untimely death.... --
Ghost of Suicide Blind
Broomstick -- Looks like I swept you under the rug there! -- Kiss of Death
Agaric -- It was a pleasure getting to know each other last turn... shall we dance
again soon? -- Judgement Day
Endemic -- Thadly I lotht that contetht. -- Thadithtic Lithper
African Queen -- Congrats on your ascension to the throne. I'll be looking for a
rematch soon! -- Kana Ballistic
Team LOL -- Great showing during the first turn! Keep up the good work... -- Marma
Duke
Juneau Dawning -- Next time stay down, won'tcha? We'll need to do that again
(thanks, professor). My boss gave me a bunch of Kraft Dinner in round four which
seemed to have upset my stomach... I'll have to remember to eat less next time. --
Dartanyon
Thadithic Lithper -- When they told me that you had made the challenge I was worried
that you might be a chatty fellow and spit all over me, you know, with your little
problem and all. Don't worry about it though; folks tease me all the time. "Shewish
Giant, more like my ant." It gets tiring but you learn to deal. Thanks for sticking
to business on the sands. -- Endemic
Captured Orc -- It seems like you've been locked up for quite some time. One day I
sure all of North Folk would like to hear your story. It couldn't have been that bad
considering what we do out here every month. One of these days I think we need to
get a bunch of us so called warrior together and bust you out. I'm sure the guards
aren't that tough. -- Gencon
Sandy Bear -- I wish you would show a little more skin, but from what I can tell you
have pretty, if not evil, eyes. I'm honored that you were so eager to meet me.
We'll dance again. -- Rusty
Edax Rerum -- Redrum, redrum, redrum. Apparently my showing against you was not
adequate to my manager. What more could I have done??? Glad I taught you well.
This turn I fight at night. Pray for me. I bid you farewell. -- Bathsheba
Turf war notes -- I declare that as of this turn Dartanyon is no longer the champion
of Black Lightning. Will advise if one is worthy at a future date. -- The
disappointed Dark Angel
Torpunz Alliance -- My apologies for the Dark Arena loss this turn. Bathsheba came
back with an incredibly disappointing damage rating. Dispite his win, I was not
impressed as that was going to be his only redeeming factor. I should have waited,
but patience is not my strong suit. I owe you boys 5 points or 4 beer, you pick. --
Dark Angel
Luudo -- Thanks for the support last turn, well done. Let's hope you do that again.
-- Dark Angel
Plague -- Where the heck are ya? Waiting to make a grand entrance? Your golden
invitation is in the mail. (the printing of which is coming out of your cut) -- Dark
Angel
Shade, Arkane -- Better luck this turn, keep your head up, but make sure you're
wearing your helm. -- Dark Angel
Agoseris -- I could be mistaken, I guess. -- Earvling Klash
Succubus -- You pack quite a punch, but shouldn't you be an Incubus? -- Idalia
Bellum -- Quite the fight, my durable friend... -- Rime
Suicide Blind -- Ah spit, NOW I've gone and done it! Rest in Peace, as I'm sure your
friends will see to me. *sigh* -- Vendetta
All right, Jorja, Looks like it's just you and me. *wry grin* Might as well see
what sort of mischief I can accomplish. -- Michael Eldritch
Club Fed -- I, Don Guido, captain of Club Fed, re-reconfirm Obsidian Order.
(Newsletter turn 295 Obsidian Order was already confirmed.)
Poke -- You sir, are very scary. Hopefully I heal for the next fight. -- Thadius
Bantu
Basket -- urgh. It's pinching wicker, I hate pinching wicker. -- Nin Quire
P.S. My cradle was pinching wicker, and it marked me for life.
Limper -- Have you considered getting a specially built boot? -- Hilroc Ibbins
Talkeetna -- Um... I don't speak Alaskan? I'm not in the pipeline? Something like
that. -- Velma Xavil
Madfreeze -- Seasonal, at least. Not fun, though. I think winter stopped being fun
when I changed from "kid" to "parent." -- Tulain Vorl
Electrocution -- I think I'll pass on that one. -- Tia Relwan
Endemic -- Out of my shell? As if! It's dangerous out there! No, seriously, the
odds of anyone giving me a calculated strategy change are minute. -- Nin Quire
Our congratulations to graduate Medee, and a salute to all the tourney participants.
-- Jorja and the Middle Way
Dartanyon -- For some reason I thought that you would be more dashing! Oh well. --
Juneau Dawning
Velma Xavil -- You're not married to the German Fred Flintstone are you? Thanks for
the confidence builder. -- Talkeetna
Ultima Regum -- I hate guys like you! For a second there, I thought I might actually
pull it out in the end. -- Eureka Pride
Slim -- Now that was a big buzz kill! I had you, and I let you slip away. Back to
the drawing board. -- Iditarod Trail
Cave Canem -- Good fight! My manager just gave me the MVP award for our team this
turn. -- Yukon Quest
Rain -- It pours. -- Kowalski
Mortimer -- We're an odd couple. -- Morgan
Fraid Knot -- You said a mouthful there. -- Luccio
P. Jardinia -- Nice fight! Congrats on the nice start for L.T. -- Dresden
Will Helm Scream? -- Odds good with multiple stab wounds. The ladies of North Fork
thank you for not killing me. I'm fairly grateful as well. -- Carlos
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAIN was butchered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BATHSHEBA was slaughtered by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was easily killed by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA1 was slaughtered by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CUTTER FOX was dealt death by FROG SHIV in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
UGS was assassinated by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
JELL-O GOLEM was butchered by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
POOP was butchered by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KANA BALLISTIC devastated VENDETTA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
VINCERE MORS was viciously subdued by RIME in a 3 minute gruesome Bloodfeud melee.
PANTHER was viciously subdued by DRAGO KAZOV in a 4 minute gory Bloodfeud duel.
XICOHTENCATL was vanquished by NIINE in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BENGAL savagely slew FALLEN ANGEL in a 1 minute gruesome Bloodfeud match.
INANNA was overpowered by OFF TO SEE THE... in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WICKED savagely defeated SANDY BEAR in a 1 minute bloody Challenge competition.
CASTLE THUNDER devastated AGONY OF DAYS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered AGOSERIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title conflict.
RERUN was savagely defeated by PROWL in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Challenge duel.
ACE OF BASE was unbelievably bested by EARVLING KLASH in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
A TALE OF PAIN was outwaited by MANDORALLEN in a 9 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
QUADLING overpowered AGARIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RACECAR was defeated by CHABAT in a 1 minute master's Challenge conflict.
TUUMS was beaten by VELMA XAVIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARTANYON overpowered KATIE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BROOMSTICK handily defeated POKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
RAGLIN was subdued by ULTIMA REGUM in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
BELLUM was defeated by CARRIE in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
HAWKEYE overpowered MORGAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MORTIMER was savagely defeated by THADIUS BANTU in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
NORTON slimly won victory over ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
CORT vanquished SARAPHINE in a action packed 4 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fray.
PERCHERON was overcome by BOOB in a exciting 5 minute Challenge duel.
CHASITYLOKPIKER was luckily beaten by SALADIN in a 13 minute Challenge fight.
LORAZEPAM viciously subdued DEKCARC in a 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CHRISTINE was subdued by STONETWIST in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
GORGON was beaten by SCOTT in a popular 4 minute Challenge bout.
RAVAGE easily killed PICK POCKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MIDAZOLAM lost to TWISTED THIEF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SLOTH demolished CHANCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
REQUIEM was overpowered by TOFU WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CHEESY BEARD luckily beat DRESDEN in a exciting 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
SHIV was overpowered by TULAIN VORL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SUCCUBUS was savagely defeated by IDALIA in a 5 minute novice's Challenge competition.
ARCHER was overpowered by ROHYPNOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLAINE THE TRAIN was vanquished by TALIA MOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CARLOS subdued EDAX RERUM in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge conflict.
MADFREEZE handily defeated TIA RELWAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WITCH DOCTOR was overpowered by LATKA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
JACK KNIFE was unbelievably bested by BASKET in a popular 6 minute veteran's match.
ITHYIC THING overpowered HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOLDEN CAP beat JUDGEMENT DAY in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
SALSA ELEMENTAL was unbelievably bested by THE LION KING in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
KISS OF DEATH demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BAD NEWS BEAR was savagely defeated by SHELDON in a popular 6 minute veteran's battle.
SMOKEY BEAR bested NIN QUIRE in a 2 minute veteran's conflict.
GIZMO was bested by DONAVAN in a 2 minute battle.
HILROC IBBINS luckily beat TNT in a 2 minute bloody veteran's brawl.
ANJE subdued POKEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
GENCON was bested by LIMPER in a 2 minute bout.
PARTY TRAP savagely defeated SLYBLADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
THADITHIC LITHPER was luckily beaten by ENDEMIC in a 3 minute master's brawl.
SUN BEAR overpowered KARN FIREVALE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BARNEY BEAR outlasted THADIUS BANTU in a exciting 8 minute conflict.
SOUTH SPOON handily defeated REAPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GURTHANG defeated THORAZINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal bout.
ELEPHANT lost to DRAGON GOD in a 1 minute duel.
CAVE CANEM was overpowered by YORL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIAZEPAM was savagely defeated by TENTH INNING in a action packed 2 minute melee.
VEGGIE MONSTER demolished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BLOODFLICKER overpowered PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUICKSPAWN demolished ASYLUM in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TIME OF TORMENT savagely defeated PURPLE DRANK in a popular 7 minute novice's match.
RUSTY overpowered LUCCIO in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
KOWALSKI unbelievably bested LOOK MA NO HANDS! in a exciting 4 minute amateur's match.
TENBROUS was vanquished by SALAD SLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FRAID KNOT was overpowered by STABIN PANDA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GRAHAM was overcome by ZITH in a action packed 2 minute amateur's match.
HUMMUS HAWK was luckily beaten by ISA KOBBES in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
SCOTTY WOW was handily defeated by GRAHAM in a unpopular 5 minute uneven match.
SHIV SQUIRREL viciously subdued ASTROTRAIN in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur match.
MALIK RIC beat GRAHAM in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. beginner match.
MOOR WOLF was subdued by DENIAL in a 3 minute novice's fray.
GRAHAM was devastated by QUEEN OF THE RODEO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAHAM won victory over STREET LEGAL in a 5 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 30 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 19 - 2 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 STRIKING ATTACK 93 - 73 - 13 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 21 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 46 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 LUNGING ATTACK 65 - 71 - 4 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 17 AIMED BLOW 51 - 60 - 3 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 BASHING ATTACK 45 - 54 - 3 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 34 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 52 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 57 - 2 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 23 - 0 34 |
Turn 297 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 10 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 13 AIMED BLOW 9 - 12 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 11 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 16 13 0 124 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL THE LION KING 6360 20 7 0 146 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
STRIKING ATTACK PROWL 6460 9 5 0 110 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK EARVLING KLASH 6547 15 8 1 102 FORCE OF WILL (670)
TOTAL PARRY BASKET 6956 13 5 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW AGOSERIS 6709 15 12 2 91 WARHAMMERS (75)
PARRY-LUNGE CHABAT 7193 17 16 1 79 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ENDEMIC 7265 14 8 0 58 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
SLASHING ATTACK GENCON 7259 5 2 0 46 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHELDON 4111. The ten other most popular fighters were ACE OF BASE 6905, BOOB
7257, DRESDEN 7237, IDALIA 7336, JACK KNIFE 6694, THADITHIC LITHPER 7021, THADIUS
BANTU 7088, TIME OF TORMENT 7254, LOOK MA NO HANDS! 7364, and CORT 7220.
The least popular fighter this week was SALADIN 7213. The other ten least popular
fighters were SCOTTY WOW 7122, CHASITYLOKPIKER 7066, PURPLE DRANK 7363, GRAHAM 7354,
GRAHAM 7312, FRAID KNOT 7327, TENBROUS 7316, KOWALSKI 7304, ASYLUM 7297, and PETIT
JARDINIA 7154.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE LION KING (47-6360) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ITHYIC THING (47-6292) ABYSMAL RITES (215)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MEDEE (47-5642) THE OPERA (613)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MR. GHERKIN (6-6385) of 071406AD (544)
OPUS X (11-5276) of OLD BOYS CLUB (483)
CARDINAL KRAKEN (69-8569) BEASTS OF NEON (831)
GANGRENE (82-30731) THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)
WAY TOO CUTE (82-32711) 12/19/04A (5398)
CHINA (82-35079) MORE PLACES (5777)
ASPARAGUS (82-38983) UNDERRATED 2 (6485)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes