DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/18/2011    Duedate: 02/14/2011

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-298

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SALSA ELEMENTAL
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-6312) [14-7-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SALSA ELEMENTAL                BIG MAC
DARQUE FORCES (396)            FAST FOOD (724)
(47-6312) [14-7-0,117]         (47-7120) [6-0-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NIN QUIRE                      THORAZINE
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         CALM AND SEDATE (731)
(47-5281) [12-27-0,63]         (47-7212) [3-2-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LES TURFISTES (727)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)       57
2. ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)      50      ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
3. OTTODROME TW (728)          49      Unchartered Team
4. BEATNIK HORDE (719)         48
5. THE BEAR'S PAW (150)        44      LES TURFISTES (727)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*LES TURFISTES (727)       12   2  0 85.7   1/ 5*LES TURFISTES (727)      12  2 0
 2/ 2*OTTODROME TW (728)        11   3  0 78.6   2/16*OTTODROME TW (728)       11  2 0
 3- 4*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)      7   4  0 63.6   3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 4/ 7 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    31  18  1 63.3   4/15 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     10  5 0
 5/ 6 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     57  35  5 62.0   5/21 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  5 0
 6/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         625 385 22 61.9   6/ 4 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     9  6 1
 7/13*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     15  10  0 60.0   7/10*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     9  6 0
 8/ 0 THE OPERA (613)          127  86  4 59.6   8/ 2*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  9  6 0
 9/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573)     196 137 18 58.9   9/20 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    8  2 0
10/11*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     15  11  2 57.7  10/18 DEVIATION (708)           8  6 0
11-10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         745 585 38 56.0  11/ 3 FORCE OF WILL (670)       8  7 1
12/ 3*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  14  11  1 56.0  12- 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  3 0
13/18*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       13  11  0 54.2  13-11*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     7  3 0
14/14 DEVIATION (708)          106  90  3 54.1  14/12*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       7  7 0
15/20*FAST FOOD (724)           16  14  0 53.3  15/29 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 1
16/16 DARQUE FORCES (396)      189 167 15 53.1  16/ 8 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)     7  8 0
17/15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   149 132 11 53.0  17/23 PALINDROMES (599)         7  8 0
18/19 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     465 420 44 52.5  18/24*BEATNIK HORDE (719)       7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)    137 125 10 52.3  19/22*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     7  8 0
20/ 9*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      23  21  3 52.3  20/17 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       6  9 0
21/29*FURRY FURY (740)           5   5  0 50.0  21/14 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    6  9 0
22/12*SERPENTS HOLD (722)       11  12  1 47.8  22/ 9 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    6  9 0
23/23 FORCE OF WILL (670)       58  67  6 46.4  23/28*FAST FOOD (724)           5  5 0
24/25 AN EPHRAIM (32)          183 225 18 44.9  24/27 WARHAMMERS (75)           5  5 0
25/24 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       91 113  4 44.6  25/31*FURRY FURY (740)          5  5 0
26/26 WARHAMMERS (75)          324 404 16 44.5  26/35 AN EPHRAIM (32)           5  9 1
27/21*THE BIZZARR (716)         20  25  4 44.4  27/25*KING CHARACTERS (729)     5  9 0
28/27*KING CHARACTERS (729)     15  19  0 44.1  28/ 7*THE BIZZARR (716)         5 10 0
29/22*IN QETERNUM (718)         19  26  0 42.2  29/26*SERPENTS HOLD (722)       4  6 0
30/28 PALINDROMES (599)         54  74  4 42.2  30/32*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    4  9 0
31/34*BEATNIK HORDE (719)       14  21  0 40.0  31/30*NEW VENGEANCE (721)       4 10 0
32/31*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)      7  11  0 38.9  32/33*LOST HONOR (717)          4 11 0
33/30 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   151 242  2 38.4  33/19*IN QETERNUM (718)         4 11 0
34/32 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         16  27  2 37.2  34/13*OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      3 11 1
35/33*LOST HONOR (717)          14  26  0 35.0  35/36*BLOOD MAGIC (720)         3 12 1
36/36*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)     4   9  0 30.8  36/37*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     2  0 0
37-35*FORKING DISASTERS (736)    4  11  0 26.7  37-34*FORKING DISASTERS (736)   2  3 0
38/38*NEW VENGEANCE (721)        8  25  1 24.2  38/38 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         2  7 0
39/37*BLOOD MAGIC (720)          7  28  1 20.0  39/ 0*THE TITANS (723)          0  5 0
40/ 0*THE TITANS (723)           2   8  0 20.0  40/ 0 THE OPERA (613)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

             Commentary on scoring through Round TWO in Turf War Seven

Top Point scorer -- Crip (20)
Best W/L record -- Oz (9-1-0)
Leading Alliance -- COMMP Squad (50)
Most Kills -- 3 tied
Most Deaths -- Mambo 8
Round Winners
   1 -- Les Turfistes
   2 -- Land Of Oz

Round Two Scores Turf War VII

ALLIANCE SCORES
                            Rnd #2     Total     Team Pts     Grand Tot
Commp Squad                  27          50          0          50
LOL                           9          19          0          19
Mambo                         1          16          0          16
Unnatural                    -2          13          0          13
Catalyst                      4           6          0           6
Club Fed                      5           1          0           1
Arranghal's Lawnkeepers       7          -3          0          -3
All Under Heaven              0          -4          0          -4
Torpunz                     -20          -19          0        -19

TEAM SCORES          Rnd #2      ST/FI/TO     TOTAL     ST/FI/TO

COMMP (+27)        18-6-0-0     8/19/27      34-15-0-0   18/32/50
Royal Flush         3-2-0-0     4/2/6         7-3-0-0    10/10/20
Les Turfistes       3-2-0-0     0/0/0         8-2-0-0     2/5/7
Land Of Oz          5-0-0-0     2/9/11        9-1-0-0     4/14/18
Second Bananas      3-1-0-0     2/4/6         5-4-0-0     2/3/5
All-Star Nanas      4-1-0-0     0/4/4         5-5-0-0     0/0/0
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun

MAMBO (+1)          5-12-0-2    6/-5/1       14-23-1-8   10/6/16
Darque Forces       1-4-0-1     2/-1/1        4-6-1-3     4/8/12
Ottodrome           3-0-0-0     2/5/7         6-2-0-1     2/7/9
Fast Food           0-0-0-0     0/0/0         2-3-0-0     2/0/2
Bubba's 3rd Army    1-3-0-0     0/-2/-2       2-7-0-3     0/-2/-2
The Token           0-5-0-1     2/-7/-5       0-5-0-1       2/-7/-5
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action

UNNATURAL (-2)      8-11-0-4    0/-2/-2      19-20-0-7     6/7/13
Of Wolf & Man       1-3-0-1     0/-2/-2       4-5-0-3     2/2/4
Palindromes         2-3-0-1     0/0/0         5-5-0-2     0/3/3
Serpents Hold       0-0-0-0     0/0/0         3-2-0-0     2/1/3
Bear's Paw          3-2-0-0     0/-2/-2       5-5-0-0     2/-1/1
Furry Fury          2-3-0-2     0/2/2         2-3-0-2     0/2/2
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat, Grimm

LOL (+9)           13-7-0-0     4/5/9        27-18-0-1   16/3/19
Aggr. Mediocrity    4-1-0-0     0/5/5         8-2-0-0     2/10/12
Vegan Canibalz      3-2-0-0     2/1/3         7-3-0-0     4/4/8
Alaskan Pipeline    0-0-0-0     0/0/0         3-2-0-0     2/0/2
Abysmal Rites       3-2-0-0     0/-3/-3       4-6-0-0     4/-7/-3
Deviation           3-2-0-0     2/2/4         5-5-0-1     4/-4/0
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)

CATALYST (+4)       7-3-0-0     0/4/4        11-9-1-1     2/4/6
Force Of Will       4-1-0-0     0/2/2         6-4-1-1     2/4/6
Middle Way 3        3-2-0-0     0/2/2         5-5-0-0     0/0/0
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja

TORPUNZ (-20)       5-14-0-3    4/-24/-20    14-25-0-3    8/-27/-19
The Bizzarr         1-4-0-0     0/-6/-6       5-5-0-0     2/0/2
Black Lightning     3-2-0-1     2/0/2         6-4-0-1     4/0/4
The Titans          0-0-0-0     0/0/0         0-0-0-0     0/0/0
Lost Honor          1-4-0-1     0/-9/-9       2-8-0-1     0/-13/-13
New Vengeance       0-4-0-1     2/-9/-7       1-8-0-1     2/-14/-12
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane

CLUB FED (+5)       6-9-1-0     4/1/5        10-20-1-0    8/-7/1
In Qeternum         1-4-0-0     0/-3/-3       4-6-0-0     2/2/4
Beatnik Horde       2-3-0-0     2/-1/1        3-7-0-0     2/-5/-3
Obsidian Order      3-2-1-0     2/5/7         3-7-1-0     4/-4/0
Vae Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven

HEAVEN (0)          4-1-0-0     2/-2/0        5-5-0-0     2/-6/-4
Bloodmagic          4-1-0-0     2/-2/0        5-5-0-0     2/-6/-4
Quezcatl (CAPT)

ARRANGHAL'S(+7)    10-10-0-0    6/1/7        20-25-0-1    8/-11/-3
Calm & Sedate       2-3-0-0     0/0/0         5-5-0-0     0/2/2
Team Blackstaff     2-3-0-0     2/-2/0        5-5-0-0     2/0/2
Forking Disasters   0-0-0-0     0/0/0         2-3-0-0     0/-2/-2
King Characters     2-3-0-0     2/-2/0        3-7-0-0     4/-2/2
Pawn Of Prophecy    4-1-0-0     2/5/7         5-5-0-1     2/-9/-7
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
The Lion King, Golden Cap, Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, Idiatrod Trail,
A Tale Of Pain, Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultima Reguum,
Scotty Wow, Shiv Squirrel.

Brought to you by Moderators Master Darque and Oz The All Informative

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 626): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 256): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 233): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 48): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 326): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 303): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 284): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 256): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 233): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 48): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 230): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 328): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 297): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      THE LION KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      ITHYIC THING of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
                          (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 232): ANASTASIA of MYSTERIOUS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TEMPLE OF ABARSIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, LAND OF OZ, 
since LES TURFISTES took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join OTTODROME TW's celebration over 
their good record this turn.  2nd place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying 
drinks for THE BEAR'S PAW's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 5-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench 
and join SECOND BANANAS' celebration over their good record this turn.  5th place, 
not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for ALASKAN PIPELINE's good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 5-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join DARQUE FORCES' celebration over 
their good record this turn.  15th place, not bad.  Look out below!  PAWN OF PROPHECY 
is on the way down, falling to 22nd from 9th with a 1-4-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is 
too good to be true!  THE BIZZARR has fallen to 28th place after going 0-5-0 this 
turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for IN 
QETERNUM, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 14 into 33rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  OBSIDIAN ORDER has fallen to 34th place 
after going 0-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Now let's all watch BEATNIK 
HORDE's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, 
big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see DONAVAN win a fight and 
gain 30 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, INANNA beat BROOMSTICK and BROOMSTICK lost 12 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the 
throne, AFRICAN QUEEN has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as SALSA ELEMENTAL takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  TEMPLE 
OF ABARSIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  OTTODROME TW the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like FAST FOOD avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  
PROWL was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to RAVAGE of 
OBSIDIAN ORDER for challenging up by 25 to VELMA XAVIL.  RAVAGE lost to get 24 points 
of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  I could say I saw this coming, but so 
could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  ITHYIC THING's 13-13-0 has earned her 
the Dark Arena.  Let's see, 11-5-1.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad 
one though, for a dead one.  Such is the case for DAFNE of THE OPERA.  Tsk.  It's 
about time BENGAL got beat for picking on warriors like ASYLUM.  Bravo, NEW 
VENGEANCE.  See you at The Welcome Wench.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but 
I'll be glad to see CHABAT and PAWN OF PROPHECY at The Welcome Wench tonight 
celebrating their bloodfeud victory over GIZMO.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it 
only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this 
one.   
     What does the TEMPLE OF ABARSIS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just 
as comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312         14   7  0   117       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHELDON 4111                 14   5  2   107       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 BASKET 6956                  14   5  0   107       LAND OF OZ (217)
 A TALE OF PAIN 6531          12   4  0   104       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 SMOKEY BEAR 6354             21  19  1   101       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 KISS OF DEATH 6977           13  12  0    98       DEVIATION (708)
 RERUN 6651                   13   5  0    96       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             15   7  1    95       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-ACE OF BASE 6905              6   7  0    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976          13   9  1    93       DEVIATION (708)
 BAD NEWS BEAR 6486           20  12  0    92       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARVLING KLASH 6547          15   9  1    92       FORCE OF WILL (670)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONAVAN 4112                 11   8  1    90       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 PROWL 6460                    9   6  0    89       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JACK KNIFE 6694              12   7  0    87       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 AGARIC 6509                  19  21  0    86       WARHAMMERS (75)
-SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934     12   1  0    86       THE OPERA (613)
 QUADLING 7001                11   3  1    86       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JUDGEMENT DAY 6973            9  11  0    85       DEVIATION (708)
 CHABAT 7193                  18  16  1    83       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 AGOSERIS 6709                15  13  2    83       WARHAMMERS (75)
 RACECAR 5498                 12  15  1    75       PALINDROMES (599)
 JUNEAU DAWNING 7045           6   3  0    75       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              14  12  1    72       PALINDROMES (599)
 TNT 5499                     14  15  1    72       PALINDROMES (599)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 7033        9   3  2    71       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN BEAR 6965                 7   3  2    66       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 DARTANYON 7263               12   6  0    65       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 ANJE 4109                    13   5  0    64       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 HUNTER 7187                   9   8  2    64       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               12  27  0    63       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 ENDEMIC 7265                 14   9  0    59       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828              9  21  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 INANNA 7132                   5   3  0    57       TOKEN ENTRY (725)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TALKEETNA 7047                9   3  0    56       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        6  10  1    55       DEVIATION (708)
 HILROC IBBINS 6875           12  16  0    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BIG MAC 7120                  6   0  0    54       FAST FOOD (724)
 LIMPER 7003                   9   3  0    52       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 TEMPTRESS 6671                4   0  0    52       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 EUREKA PRIDE 7044             7   4  0    51       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 BARNEY BEAR 6512             12  12  0    50       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 KATIE 5337                    8   5  0    47       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 GIZMO 6941                    5   5  1    47       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GENCON 7259                   5   3  0    46       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 LATKA 6940                    5   2  0    43       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BLOODFLICKER 7228             4   1  0    42       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           3   0  0    39       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SCOTT 5299                    9   6  0    37       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ULTIMA REGUM 7076             7   2  0    37       IN QETERNUM (718)
 BROOMSTICK 7057               4   5  1    37       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SHIV SQUIRREL 7344            2   0  0    37       FURRY FURY (740)
 CARRIE 7172                   5   2  0    35       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 NIINE 7064                    6   3  1    34       THE BIZZARR (716)
 THADIUS BANTU 7088            5   2  0    34       BEATNIK HORDE (719)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POKEY 7125                    3   3  1    33       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 YORL 7153                     3   0  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SOUTH SPOON 7161              3   0  0    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
 VENDETTA 7149                 2   4  1    33       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 TUUMS 7065                    4   5  3    31       THE BIZZARR (716)
 IDITAROD TRAIL 7083           2   1  0    31       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-WRAITH 6587                   4   2  2    30       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 YUKON QUEST 7157              4   1  0    30       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 TALIA MOON 7084               3   4  0    30       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 MALIK RIC 6885                2   0  0    30       WARHAMMERS (75)
 WICKED 7319                   3   0  0    29       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELEPHANT 7127                 2   2  0    28       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162           2   0  0    28       OTTODROME TW (728)
 RAGLIN 7067                   5   4  0    27       THE BIZZARR (716)
 BLIZZARD 7119                 4   2  0    27       FAST FOOD (724)
 IDALIA 7336                   3   0  0    25       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 PERCHERON 7152                2   1  0    25       LES TURFISTES (727)
 RAVAGE 7061                   5   4  1    24       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 LORAZEPAM 7209                4   1  0    24       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 SLYBLADE 7229                 3   2  1    24       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 AGONY OF DAYS 7207            3   2  0    24       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 URUTO 7105                    2   2  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD (722)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORGON 7058                   5   4  0    23       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 ARCHER 7216                   4   1  0    23       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 SALADIN 7213                  4   1  0    23       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 WHOPPER 7121                  3   3  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
 THORAZINE 7212                3   2  0    23       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 CHRISTINE 7167                3   4  0    23       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 ROHYPNOL 7210                 3   2  0    23       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
-EVIL ONE 6586                 3   2  0    23       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-VEGGIE MONSTER 7224           2   0  0    23       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 ISA KOBBES 7150               3   0  0    22       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DEKCARC 7068                  4   4  0    21       LOST HONOR (717)
 THADIUS BANTU 7087            4   3  0    21       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215             4   1  0    21       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-ACCUSER 6589                  3   2  0    21       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 DIAZEPAM 7211                 3   2  0    21       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 DR. COX 7009                  2   0  0    21       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GRAHAM 7356                   2   0  0    21       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 NORTON 7010                   2   1  0    21       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHEESY BEARD 7160             2   1  0    21       OTTODROME TW (728)
-TENTH INNING 7255             1   1  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RIME 7147                     4   2  1    20       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100              4   3  1    20       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 BOOB 7257                     2   2  0    20       PALINDROMES (599)
 BELLUM 7074                   5   4  0    19       IN QETERNUM (718)
 VINCERE MORS 7075             5   4  0    19       IN QETERNUM (718)
 QUICKSPAWN 7230               3   2  0    19       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 LYRE 7107                     3   1  0    19       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 CORT 7220                     2   3  0    19       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 CARLOS 7339                   2   1  0    19       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 DENIAL 7365                   2   0  0    19       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 STONETWIST 7231               2   3  0    19       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 GRAHAM 7312                   2   0  1    18       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 MIDAZOLAM 7309                2   2  0    18       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
-TOFU WARRIOR 7223             2   0  0    18       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 FANG 7232                     2   2  1    17       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154           2   1  0    17       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SCOTTY WOW 7122               3   3  0    16       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 DRESDEN 7237                  1   2  0    16       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 SARAPHINE 7063                3   6  0    15       THE BIZZARR (716)
 ASYLUM 7297                   2   2  0    15       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 SHIV 7326                     1   2  0    15       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 TWISTED THIEF 7070            3   5  0    14       LOST HONOR (717)
 SLIM 7155                     2   2  0    14       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 KRAIT 7106                    2   2  0    14       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
-SALAD SLAYER 7334             2   0  0    14       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 TENBROUS 7316                 1   2  0    14       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 SANDY BEAR 7233               3   1  0    13       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 MADFREEZE 7340                2   1  0    13       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 CHASITYLOKPIKER 7066          2   7  0    13       THE BIZZARR (716)
 HAWKEYE 7008                  1   2  0    13       SECOND BANANAS (573)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROSTY 7332                   1   1  0    13       FAST FOOD (724)
 LEGION 7368                   1   0  0    13       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 BENGAL 7090                   2   5  1    12       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 RUSTY 7296                    2   2  0    12       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TIME OF TORMENT 7254          2   2  0    12       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 CHANCE 7069                   2   6  0    12       LOST HONOR (717)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 2   2  0    12       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 ZITH 7361                     1   1  0    12       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 STRETCH 7350                  1   0  0    12       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 HUCK 7376                     1   0  0    12       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PANTHER 7089                  2   5  0    11       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 MORTIMER 7082                 2   5  0    11       LOST HONOR (717)
 FRAID KNOT 7327               1   2  0    11       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-WILDFIRE 7239                 1   2  0    11       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 BLITZWING 7371                1   0  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 S. TABBY CAT 7378             1   0  0    11       FURRY FURY (740)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352               1   1  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MORGAN 7235                   1   2  0    11       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-DECEIVER 6670                 1   3  0    10       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226       1   1  0    10       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-AVALANCHE 7242                1   2  0     9       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 REAPER 7099                   1   6  0     9       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-TSUNAMI 7240                  1   2  0     9       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 LUCCIO 7303                   1   2  0     9       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 CAVE CANEM 7101               1   6  0     9       IN QETERNUM (718)
 XICOHTENCATL 7093             1   6  0     9       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 BIG DUMMY 7372                1   0  0     9       LOST HONOR (717)
 GRAHAM 7355                   1   1  0     9       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 JEZEBEL 7367                  1   0  0     9       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 DRAGON GOD 7305               2   2  0     8       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349           1   0  0     8       OTTODROME TW (728)
 STABIN PANDA 7346             1   1  0     8       FURRY FURY (740)
-SUCCUBUS 7317                 0   2  0     8       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 MOOR WOLF 7348                1   1  0     7       FURRY FURY (740)
 NINJA GURP 7362               1   0  0     7       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 SALVATION 7166                1   3  0     7       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338         0   3  0     7       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 TULAIN VORL 7244              1   3  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 TIA RELWAN 7245               1   3  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 SLOPPY FOE 7331               0   2  0     6       FAST FOOD (724)
 PURPLE DRANK 7363             0   2  0     6       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
-TORNADO 7341                  1   0  0     5       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 ACHILLES 7114                 1   1  0     4       THE TITANS (723)
 POSEIDON 7112                 1   1  0     4       THE TITANS (723)
 EDAX RERUM 7302               0   4  0     4       IN QETERNUM (718)
 REQUIEM 7315                  0   3  0     3       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
-HUMMUS HAWK 7333              0   2  0     2       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 HERA 7111                     0   2  0     2       THE TITANS (723)
 APOLLO 7113                   0   2  0     2       THE TITANS (723)
 THEMIS 7115                   0   2  0     2       THE TITANS (723)
 THE 100 7373                  0   1  0     1       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 BOOGER MONSTER 7375           0   1  0     1       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
-ELECTROCUTION 7342            0   1  0     1       FORKING DISASTERS (736)
 SEE YA 7377                   0   1  0     1       OF WOLF & MAN (732)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ITHYIC THING 6292      13 14 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    FROG SHIV             298  NONE
GRAHAM 7354             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        IRON HYDE             298  NONE
GRAHAM 7328             0  3 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        IRON HYDE             298  NONE
MENDICANT BIAS 7164     0  2 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      FALLEN ANGEL 7097     295  REVENGED
RELAMPAGO 7092          0  4 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      DRAGO KAZOV 7100      295   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SECONAL 7208            0  1 0 CALM AND SEDATE 731  SLYBLADE 7229         294  NOT REVENGED
BOGBANE 5500           19 23 1 DARQUE FORCES 396    KANA BALLISTIC 6976   295   
SUICIDE BLIND 7042      6  6 0 DEVIATION 708        VENDETTA 7149         296  JUST REVENGED
SUPERSIZE ME 7158       1  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        FANG 7232             294  REVENGED
DAX 7379                0  1 0 FURRY FURY 740       FROG SHIV             298  NONE
FOETOR 7073             1  4 0 IN QETERNUM 718      RIME 7147             294  REVENGED
PICK POCKET 7081        2  4 0 LOST HONOR 717       RAVAGE 7061           297   
FALLEN ANGEL 7097       1  4 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721    BENGAL 7090           297  JUST REVENGED
KCOMUS 7060             4  2 1 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   TUUMS 7065            295   
DUD 7369                0  1 0 PALINDROMES 599      DARQUE BEAST          298  NONE
HETTAR 7178             9 11 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 GIZMO 6941            296  JUST REVENGED
AIDA 7138               0  1 0 THE OPERA 613        GRAHAM 7312           298   
DAFNE 6899             11  5 1 THE OPERA 613        DONAVAN 4112          298   
IVAN SMORE 7370         0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      DARQUE DISCIPLE       298  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

ALL -- I, Gentleben, manager of Pawn of Prophecy do here by declare MANDORALLEN 7179
as my TW Champion. -- Gentleben

All -- I am declaring WICKED as my champion in the turf war. -- bubba ganoosh,
manager bubba's 3rd army.

Skaven -- No problemo, pardner.  You have been in and were aok from the beginning, no
matter what those silly coordinators write! -- Oz The All Humorous

Grimm -- And as you, too, can see, there were no problems and you are again "turfed."
-- Oz The All Informative

Dark Angel -- Despite your disappointments with Dartanyon, the only ways a Champion
becomes an "unchampion" is by death or graduation.  So buck him up, beef him up, and
give him a pep talk.  Good luck. -- Oz The All Explanative

Jack Knife -- Ah, heck!  Another inter-COMMP match up.  Sorta like kissing one's
sister, and an ugly sister at that!  (Chuckle) -- Basket

Agaric -- I knew I could, I knew I could, and whew! -- Quadling

Inanna -- Hey, Baby!  Thanks!  Use up that TV!  Double those loss points, Champion!
I think I love you, and I KNOW I loved the win!  (wink) -- Off To See The...
P.S.  When I get to the wizard, do you think I should ask him tp give you some
wisdom?

Judgement Day -- Close, close, close, but my golden horseshoe was a tad closed. --
Golden Cap

Poke -- You were just looking way too beautiful with that undefeated record, you
know? -- Broomstick

COMMP Squad -- Another boomer!  Way to go, team!  Commp, COMMP, COMMP, COMMP, COMMP!
-- Oz The All Cheerleading

Hope to see everyone at The Face.  To all COMMPers, send many and get some TVs and
TCs.  To all others, send many and may they die in droves! -- Oz The All Competitive

     Droves?  What category is that?  Somewhere down around the Rookies, I suppose?

"Scooby Doo, where are you?"
And you, Obregon, of Forking Disasters?
And you, Stormlord, of Alaskan Pipeline?
And you, Madwand, of Fast Food?
And you, Khisanth, of Serpents Hold?

And you, Plague, of The Titans?
We NEED you all to Follow The Yellow Brick Road.
      Oz The All Inquisitive

New Vengeance -- Sorry about Fallen Angel.  Really wasn't expecting my fighter to act
like a chihuahua with a chew toy. -- Quezcotl

Percheron was very quietly getting ready for a nice fresh drink to celebrate his
victory when this Boob guy got a few very impressive moves through.  Congrats! -- Le
Pentarque

Fellow COMMPers -- Don't hit too hard!  Our opponents won't be able to hold the
ground if the mighty Oz and the ferocious Crip keep storming the sands! -- LP
P.S.  When I saw the onslaught I decided to give up the planned 10-0: it would have
been too much...

Thanks, Dresden... A good start is always comforting. -- Petit Jardinia

All -- Can anyone tell me how to read the entire TW chart?  I do not know what some
of the areas mean. -- Skaven

Rime -- Well, that's enough for me.  Bellum got lucky and the rest of my warriors are
either inadequate or busy.  It was a good few fights.  May you fare well, my friend.
-- Vae Victus

Eureka Pride -- Though you are good, it was my best fighter you ran into.  Ultima
Regum does not fall quickly or easily.  May the gods bless you. -- Vae Victus

Yorl -- My Sword!  My kingdom for a sword!  When I find that squire who ran off with
my sword, I'm going to skin him alive!  Next we meet, you will be asking directions
home. -- Cave Canem

Raglin -- This was not our first meeting, my good friend.  Perhaps you should seek
glory elsewhere as it has been rather elusive against me. -- Ultima Regum

Barney Bear -- Well I don't know what official you bribe to fight my Youngling but I
still nearly beat you!  Good fight, sir. -- Thadius

Blaine the Train -- Wait... you let Talia win?  Checks in the mail. -- Don Guido, mgr
Beatnick's Horde

Mortimer -- Good sir, well fought, I believe I just found my favorite weapon. *grin*
-- Thadius

Bengal -- Plate!  He was not that good. -- Arkane

South Spoon -- Wow! -- Reaper

Quickspawn -- I was still trying to get the sand out of my boot. -- Asylum

Torpunz Alliance -- I am sorry for my performance, as of late I am trying. -- Arkane
P.S.  Thanx for the space to fail.

Succubus -- Back off, you cross-dressing midget! -- Idalia

Kana Ballistic -- If I live through this barrage, I'm gonna be a force to be reckoned
with.  Bring it on Shew, I've still got a trick or two... -- Vendetta

Moor Wolf -- I'm no pariah, but denial is a potent force at times.  Maybe next time
furball.  ;) -- Denial

Ace of Base -- Willpower won that match, but don't worry, I saw the signs and will be
avoiding. -- Earvling Klash

Vincere Mors -- This little grudge of yours is going to end up biong more than it's
worth.  Mark my words, Roman. -- Rime

Well done and godbye, Royal Flushes!  You, too, my fine Abysmal foe.  Now would
somebody please pay the Commp Squad off, otherwise I fear that their momentum may be
neigh unstoppable. *sigh*  A salute to all on a fine showing... though I"d like to
know what Torpunz was thinking?!  An Ephriam, you're strante. -- nuff said.  In
Animus Sincerus. -- Michael Eldritch
P.S.  Hope you're feeling better Jorja

Katie -- Now, that was interesting.  Not sure if I'd want to try it again though. --
Dartanyon

Thadithic Lithper -- I think the spy reporter had it right when he said "luckily."
I'd have to agree, but I'll take it nonetheless.  It certainly was entertaining. --
Endemic

Juneau Dawning -- My congrats to you Miss on the TV, very impressive.  I'll happily
give you back the stylemaster award when you're back in action in the arena... well,
maybe not happily but I may have to grin and bare it. -- Endemic

Limper -- Oh well.  Not really much point to the backup, huh? -- Gencon

Luccio -- Be careful with that weapon you might hurt yourself--that's a big boy toy.
Let's hope we don't match up again if the learning is going to be like that. -- Rusty

Plague -- Is that you???  Almost forgot what your ugly mug looked like.  As it turns
out I did forget, you are uglier than I remember! -- Dark Angel

Arkane -- Good luck with the new recruits, and remember if you live by the sword...
-- Dark Angel

Juneau Dawning -- Not dashing enough for you?  Talk to Katie, she's more my type. --
Dartanyon

Luudo / Shade - -- Rough turns last round.  Here's to turn 298.  As luck would have
it, that's my favorite number between 299 and 297... that's gotta be a good sign for
Torpunz. -- Dark Angel

Grim -- I'm dissappointed to see Kaos ride off into the sunset given Stylus' death...
Oh well.  Welcome to Furry Fury.  I'm looking to get a permit to build condos over
that great swamp, what a waste of good real estate. -- Dark Angel

Our condolences to all North Folk's dead from the Face.  May you walk amongst us
again at some point. -- Dark Angel

All -- I am declaring Archer (7216) as my champion for Of Wolf & Man (732). --
Tripwire

Tuums -- You were making me sick to my stomach.  I had to take action fast.  Glad it
worked. -- Velma Xavil

Shiv -- Ah!  A win of my own, this is good.  It makes me feel... competent. -- Tulain
Vorl

Madfreeze -- Well, you have the season for it.  Nasty out right now. -- Tia Relwan

Smokey Bear -- I can't stand smoke.  I think I'm allergic.  And it clings to your fur
something terrible. -- Nin Quire

Tnt -- Huh, explosive whichever way you're taken, are you? -- Hilroc Ibbins

Basket -- Bah!  You were leaking all over the place. -- Nin Quire

Witch Doctor -- A pungent comment. -- Tulain Vorl

Talkeetna -- No, why would I be? -- Velma Xavil

Our congratulations to African Queen, The Lion King, and Ithyic Thing. -- Jorja and
the Middle Way

Gencon -- Ah, let's take this up... later.  Right now, they're tough. -- the Captured
Orc du Jour

Look Ma -- Show off. -- Kowalski

Hawkeye -- Yeah, I remembered you from the tourney after I sent in my turns.  Nice
work, again. -- Bill the Bard

Rusty -- I'm the one that looked rusty. -- Luccio

Cheesy Beard -- There's probably medication for that. -- Dresden

Edax -- Looks like it's starting to be a Rerun. -- Carlos

Furries -- Welcome to North Fork!  Looks like a few TW teams could use your help. --
Bill the Bard and Team Blackstaff

ALL -- In case the one I sent last turn that did not print does not print again, I,
Gentleben, Mgr. of Pawn of Prophecy, do hereby declare Mandorallen-7179 as my TW
Champion. -- Gentleben

Tail of Pain -- I know the spyreporter said that I outwaited you but we both know the
difference and if you're as confused as the spy-guy just try it again. -- Mandorallen

Racecar -- Varoom-varoom, you really get my motor running big guy.  ;) -- Chabat the
eager

Ace of Base -- I seem to be doing just fine thank-you, and by the way in case you
didn't notice last turn I won a fight and you lost so stuff-it. -- Chabat

Lord P The Lion King and Crip -- Those sure were the days but there are a whole lot
of days ahead also, glad to see a familiar face. -- Mandorallen and Gentleben

Elephant -- I have never been afraid to talk about the elephant in the room nor the
ones in the arena. -- Dragon God
P.S.  I eat elephants for a midnight snack!

Graham -- I like graham crackers, very easy to eat but very hard to put down. -- Zith

Ithyic Thing -- Glad I could help push you out, good luck in ADM. -- Hunter

Juneau Dawning -- Congrats on the TV. -- Pawn of Prophecy

To all those that died in the tourney -- Sorry you died before we got to kill you, we
hope the replacements were worth it. -- Pawn of Prophecy

Xicohtencatl -- Did someone confuse your weapon request???  Damy those slave workers.
-- Nine

Dark Angel -- See what happens when you give them one night at "the Winking Wench"
Tavern!!! -- Luudo

Arkane -- Fingers crossed. -- Luudo

Skaven -- You see... when training is finished... you crush up these little white
pills... grab Tuum's ale... and... aw great now Greenyes needs to speak with me!!! --
Luudo

Shade -- First a turn... now a warrior too!!!  Shade (owed 2) Luudo 0. -- Luudo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ITHYIC THING was dealt death by FROG SHIV in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRAHAM was murdered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GRAHAM was murdered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAX was viciously butchered by FROG SHIV in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DUD was assassinated by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
IVAN SMORE was viciously butchered by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KANA BALLISTIC overpowered VENDETTA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
CHABAT devastated GIZMO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
ASYLUM viciously subdued BENGAL in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud duel.
INANNA vanquished BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WICKED viciously subdued DRAGO KAZOV in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SALSA ELEMENTAL overpowered EARVLING KLASH in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
BAD NEWS BEAR luckily beat JUDGEMENT DAY in a 4 minute master's Challenge competition.
SMOKEY BEAR subdued PROWL in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
HUNTER was handily defeated by AGARIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
KISS OF DEATH viciously subdued AGOSERIS in a 3 minute master's Challenge bout.
QUADLING was beaten by A TALE OF PAIN in a 4 minute master's Challenge brawl.
TNT devastated NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JUNEAU DAWNING demolished HILROC IBBINS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
ENDEMIC was overpowered by PARTY TRAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RAGLIN was devastated by KATIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SUN BEAR vanquished LIMPER in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GENCON was overcome by ANJE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BARNEY BEAR savagely defeated ULTIMA REGUM in a dull 15 minute brutal Challenge fight.
RIME was overpowered by BLOODFLICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CASTLE THUNDER overpowered SLYBLADE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LATKA handily defeated ROHYPNOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
RAVAGE was overpowered by VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
WHOPPER was beaten by THADIUS BANTU in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MIDAZOLAM savagely defeated PANTHER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
BELLUM was defeated by MALIK RIC in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KOWALSKI was savagely defeated by DEKCARC in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
ELEPHANT overpowered DRAGON GOD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ISA KOBBES demolished TULAIN VORL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
IDITAROD TRAIL overpowered HAWKEYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PERCHERON narrowly defeated STONETWIST in a tiresome 16 minute Challenge struggle.
YORL handily defeated BOOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YUKON QUEST demolished KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THADIUS BANTU lost to CARRIE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
AGONY OF DAYS beat RUSTY in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge duel.
MORGAN was savagely defeated by PETIT JARDINIA in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
TALIA MOON overpowered SALADIN in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
ARCHER vanquished CHASITYLOKPIKER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LORAZEPAM overcame VINCERE MORS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
THORAZINE viciously subdued SARAPHINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
FROSTY overcame SCOTTY WOW in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
REQUIEM was handily defeated by DRESDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TENBROUS overpowered EDAX RERUM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ZITH lost to SOUTH SPOON in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHIV handily defeated XICOHTENCATL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
IDALIA slimly won victory over QUICKSPAWN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
FRAID KNOT overcame REAPER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
CARLOS demolished CAVE CANEM in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
SALVATION was devastated by BLIZZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BASKET bested MANDORALLEN in a 6 minute veteran's battle.
SHELDON devastated OFF TO SEE THE... in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RERUN subdued RACECAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's battle.
DAFNE was killed by DONAVAN in a 2 minute bloody expert's bout.
DARTANYON overpowered NIINE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SCOTT was overcome by BIG MAC in a 2 minute brutal contest.
TEMPTRESS overpowered KAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TALKEETNA subdued POKEY in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
EUREKA PRIDE handily defeated CORT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TUUMS was overpowered by THADITHIC LITHPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHIV SQUIRREL demolished SLIM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHEESY BEARD savagely defeated URUTO in a popular 11 minute gory fight.
WILHELM SCREAM vanquished GORGON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHRISTINE demolished CHANCE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DR. COX overpowered FANG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NORTON vanquished PURPLE DRANK in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
MADFREEZE was luckily beaten by DENIAL in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
DIAZEPAM overpowered TIA RELWAN in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
LYRE viciously subdued MORTIMER in a 2 minute bloody match.
WITCH DOCTOR demolished LUCCIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
TIME OF TORMENT was outlasted by ASTROTRAIN in a crowd boring 14 minute fight.
TWISTED THIEF was unbelievably bested by GRAHAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GRAHAM unbelievably slew AIDA in a 3 minute match.
SANDY BEAR won victory over THE 100 in a 2 minute novice's fight.
SLOPPY FOE was viciously subdued by NINJA GURP in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
THEMIS was vanquished by S. TABBY CAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLAINE THE TRAIN was devastated by BLITZWING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACHILLES was luckily beaten by GRAHAM in a 4 minute gruesome novice's match.
APOLLO was overpowered by STRETCH in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
POSEIDON was bested by BIG DUMMY in a 2 minute novice's bout.
STABIN PANDA was beaten by HUCK in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
MOOR WOLF subdued HERA in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
PRACTICAL GENE savagely defeated BOOGER MONSTER in a 2 minute novice's duel.
LEGION devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SEE YA was overpowered by JEZEBEL in a dull 4 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  24 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         STRIKING ATTACK  105 -  89 - 12      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  58 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  78 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         AIMED BLOW        61 -  71 -  4      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  61 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  39 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  60 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  60 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  25 -  0      32  |

Turn 298 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 17         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 - 11     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 12         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     7 -  9         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312       14   7  0  117 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK   SHELDON 4111               14   5  2  107 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
TOTAL PARRY      BASKET 6956                14   5  0  107 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL    SMOKEY BEAR 6354           21  19  1  101 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
LUNGING ATTACK   KISS OF DEATH 6977         13  12  0   98 DEVIATION (708)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHABAT 7193                18  16  1   83 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
AIMED BLOW       AGOSERIS 6709              15  13  2   83 WARHAMMERS (75)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUNEAU DAWNING 7045         6   3  0   75 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
SLASHING ATTACK  GENCON 7259                 5   3  0   46 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THORAZINE 7212.  The ten other most popular fighters were URUTO 7105, TWISTED 
THIEF 7070, JUDGEMENT DAY 6973, DEKCARC 7068, KISS OF DEATH 6977, SUN BEAR 6965, 
MADFREEZE 7340, RACECAR 5498, POKEY 7125, and PRACTICAL GENE 7349.

The least popular fighter this week was ULTIMA REGUM 7076.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARNEY BEAR 6512, ASTROTRAIN 7352, PERCHERON 7152, STONETWIST 
7231, TIME OF TORMENT 7254, SEE YA 7377, JEZEBEL 7367, CHEESY BEARD 7160, BASKET 
6956, and BOOGER MONSTER 7375.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SALSA ELEMENTAL (47-6312) DARQUE FORCES (396)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ITHYIC THING (47-6292) ABYSMAL RITES (215)
THE LION KING (47-6360) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (93-47-0)                  6  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE LION KING 6360 (20-7-0)            7  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
JACK KNIFE 6694 (12-7-0)               4  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 (16-13-0)           3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
A TALE OF PAIN 6531 (11-4-0)           2  3  0         ABYSMAL RITES        
SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 (13-7-0)          2  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
RACECAR 5498 (12-14-1)                 1  3  0         PALINDROMES          
ITHYIC THING 6292 (13-13-0)            0  3  0         ABYSMAL RITES        
KISS OF DEATH 6977 (12-12-0)           0  3  0         DEVIATION            
PROWL 6460 (9-5-0)                     0  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOLDEN CAP 6890 (15-5-0)               7  2  0  DEAD   LAND OF OZ           
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (12-1-0)      5  3  0         THE OPERA            
TNT 5499 (13-15-1)                     5  3  0         PALINDROMES          
PARTY TRAP 5496 (13-12-1)              4  3  0         PALINDROMES          
ACE OF BASE 6905 (6-7-0)               2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BASKET 6956 (13-5-0)                   2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
SHELDON 4111 (13-5-2)                  2  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
ANJE 4109 (12-5-0)                     1  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
JUDGEMENT DAY 6973 (9-10-0)            1  3  0         DEVIATION            
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 (12-9-1)           0  3  0         DEVIATION            
QUADLING 7001 (11-2-1)                 0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 (5-10-1)        0  3  0         DEVIATION            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (5-3-0)            9  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
SLUGBAIT 6329 (7-0-1)                  5  3  0         I HATE THEM          
EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (6-4-0)              4  4  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
DONAVAN 4112 (10-8-0)                  2  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
GIZMO 6941 (5-4-1)                     1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
KATIE 5337 (7-5-0)                     1  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
LIMPER 7003 (9-2-0)                    1  3  0         ABYSMAL RITES        
SCOTT 5299 (9-5-0)                     1  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
TALKEETNA 7047 (8-3-0)                 1  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
INANNA 7132 (4-3-0)                    0  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
KARN FIREVALE 7136 (4-4-1)             0  2  0  DEAD   TOKEN ENTRY          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LATKA 6940 (4-2-0)                     7  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
POKEY 7125 (3-2-1)                     4  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
YORL 7153 (2-0-0)                      4  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
CORT 7220 (2-2-0)                      3  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
PERCHERON 7152 (1-1-0)                 3  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
CASTLE THUNDER 7159 (2-0-0)            2  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
CHRISTINE 7167 (2-4-0)                 2  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
DIAZEPAM 7211 (2-2-0)                  2  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
IDITAROD TRAIL 7083 (1-1-0)            2  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
MIDAZOLAM 7309 (1-2-0)                 2  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
STONETWIST 7231 (2-2-0)                2  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
THADIUS BANTU 7087 (4-2-0)             2  3  0         BEATNIK HORDE        
ULTIMA REGUM 7076 (7-1-0)              2  3  0         IN QETERNUM          
WHOPPER 7121 (3-2-0)                   2  3  0         FAST FOOD            
YUKON QUEST 7157 (3-1-0)               2  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
ACCUSER 6589 (3-2-0)                   1  3  0         LUROCIAN DEVILS      
AGONY OF DAYS 7207 (2-2-0)             1  3  0         ABYSMAL RITES        
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 (1-1-0)        1  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
GORGON 7058 (5-3-0)                    1  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
ROHYPNOL 7210 (3-1-0)                  1  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
SLYBLADE 7229 (3-1-1)                  1  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
SOUTH SPOON 7161 (2-0-0)               1  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
TOFU WARRIOR 7223 (2-0-0)              1  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
LORAZEPAM 7209 (3-1-0)                 1  4  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
BIG MAC 7120 (5-0-0)                   0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
BLIZZARD 7119 (3-2-0)                  0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (3-1-0)              0  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
BOOB 7257 (2-1-0)                      0  3  0         PALINDROMES          
CARRIE 7172 (4-2-0)                    0  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
CHEESY BEARD 7160 (1-1-0)              0  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 (4-2-1)               0  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
ELEPHANT 7127 (1-2-0)                  0  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
GURTHANG 7151 (2-0-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   LES TURFISTES        
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 (1-1-0)            0  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
POKE 7168 (4-1-0)                      0  1  0  DEAD   KING CHARACTERS      
QUICKSPAWN 7230 (3-1-0)                0  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
RAVAGE 7061 (5-3-1)                    0  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
SCOTTY WOW 7122 (3-2-0)                0  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
SUCCUBUS 7317 (0-2-0)                  0  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
THADIUS BANTU 7088 (4-2-0)             0  3  0         BEATNIK HORDE        
THORAZINE 7212 (2-2-0)                 0  4  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
URUTO 7105 (2-1-0)                     0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 (2-0-0)            0  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARCHER 7216 (3-1-0)                    7  3  1         OF WOLF & MAN        
SALADIN 7213 (4-0-0)                   7  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
SALAD SLAYER 7334 (2-0-0)              5  3  1         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (1-0-0)            5  3  1         OTTODROME TW         
DR. COX 7009 (1-0-0)                   4  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
FANG 7232 (2-1-1)                      4  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
WITCH DOCTOR 7215 (3-1-0)              4  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
KRAIT 7106 (2-1-0)                     3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
LYRE 7107 (2-1-0)                      3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
SLOTH 7322 (1-1-0)                     1  1  0  DEAD   OBSIDIAN ORDER       
AIDA 7138 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         THE OPERA            
FROSTY 7332 (0-1-0)                    2  3  0         FAST FOOD            
ISA KOBBES 7150 (2-0-0)                2  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
MADFREEZE 7340 (2-0-0)                 2  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
SLIM 7155 (2-1-0)                      2  3  1         SERPENTS HOLD        
TENTH INNING 7255 (1-1-0)              2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
HUMMUS HAWK 7333 (0-2-0)               1  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338 (0-2-0)          0  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
LOOK MA NO HANDS! 7364 (0-1-0)         0  2  0  DEAD   BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
PURPLE DRANK 7363 (0-1-0)              0  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
QUEEN OF THE RODEO 7360 (1-0-0)        0  1  0  DEAD   DEVIATION            
SLOPPY FOE 7331 (0-1-0)                0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
TIME OF TORMENT 7254 (2-1-0)           0  3  0         ABYSMAL RITES        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOODY MARY 7366 (0-0-0)               2  1  0  DEAD   OF WOLF & MAN        
STRETCH 7350 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
NINJA GURP 7362 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
BLITZWING 7371 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         OTTODROME TW