DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/12/2011    Duedate: 05/09/2011

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-301

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHELDON
ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
(47-4111) [17-5-2,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHELDON                        WHOPPER
ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)          FAST FOOD (724)
(47-4111) [17-5-2,128]         (47-7121) [6-3-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NIN QUIRE                      BOOB
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         PALINDROMES (599)
(47-5281) [15-27-0,96]         (47-7257) [5-2-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECOND BANANAS (573)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SECOND BANANAS (573)        59
2. ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)      49      LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
3. ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)       47      Unchartered Team
4. KING CHARACTERS (729)       44
5. LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)       42      OTTODROME TW (728)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*OTTODROME TW (728)        19   8  2 70.4   1/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     11  3 1
 2/ 1*LES TURFISTES (727)       18   9  0 66.7   2/ 4 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     9  6 1
 3/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     21  12  3 63.6   3/ 6 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    9  6 0
 4/ 5 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    40  24  1 62.5   4/ 1*OTTODROME TW (728)        8  5 2
 5/ 3 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     66  41  6 61.7   5/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  5 0
 6/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         630 395 22 61.5   6/ 8 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         8  6 2
 7/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573)     207 140 19 59.7   7/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  6 1
 8/ 9*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  18  14  1 56.3   8/24*SERPENTS HOLD (722)       8  6 0
 9/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         753 590 38 56.1   9/ 9*FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 0
10-12 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     68  54  3 55.7  10/18 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    7  6 0
11/15*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       19  16  0 54.3  11/13*FURRY FURY (740)          7  6 0
12/10*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     14  12  1 53.8  12/17*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    7  6 0
13/13 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      29  25  4 53.7  13/26 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    7  7 0
14/19*FAST FOOD (724)           24  21  0 53.3  14/20*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     7  8 1
15/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      197 173 16 53.2  15/16*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     7  8 0
16/17 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   156 139 11 52.9  16/31 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     6  1 1
17/16 DEVIATION (708)          111  99  3 52.9  17/28 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      6  4 1
18/21*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     21  19  1 52.5  18/21 FORCE OF WILL (670)       6  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     471 429 45 52.3  19/11*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       6  5 0
20/25*FURRY FURY (740)          12  11  0 52.2  20/ 2*LES TURFISTES (727)       6  7 0
21/20 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)    140 132 10 51.5  21/19 PALINDROMES (599)         6  8 0
22/23*SERPENTS HOLD (722)       19  18  1 51.4  22/ 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      6  9 1
23/28*KING CHARACTERS (729)     19  20  0 48.7  23/15*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     6  9 1
24/22 FORCE OF WILL (670)       64  71  6 47.4  24/12 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       5  5 0
25/24 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       96 118  4 44.9  25/23 DEVIATION (708)           5  9 0
26/27 WARHAMMERS (75)          326 411 16 44.2  26/25 LAND OF OZ (217)          5 10 0
27/29 AN EPHRAIM (32)          186 237 18 44.0  27/35*KING CHARACTERS (729)     4  1 0
28/30*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     14  19  0 42.4  28/32*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  4  3 0
29/35*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    11  15  0 42.3  29/14 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       4 10 0
30/31 PALINDROMES (599)         60  82  4 42.3  30/34 IN QETERNUM (718)         4 11 2
31/32 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         24  33  4 42.1  31/30 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         4 11 0
32/26 THE BIZZARR (716)         21  29  4 42.0  32/36*LOST HONOR (717)          3  2 0
33/34 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   158 248  2 38.9  33/22*NEW VENGEANCE (721)       3  7 1
34/33 IN QETERNUM (718)         23  37  2 38.3  34/33 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)     3  7 0
35/37*LOST HONOR (717)          17  28  0 37.8  35/29 AN EPHRAIM (32)           3 12 0
36/36 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       18  31  0 36.7  36/27 WARHAMMERS (75)           2  7 0
37/38*NEW VENGEANCE (721)       11  32  2 25.6  37-37 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     1  0 0
38/39 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         11  39  1 22.0  38/39 THE BIZZARR (716)         1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Commentary on scoring through Round FIVE in Turf War Seven

There were again seven "no show teams" on the 5th Round.
Top Arena Point Scorer -- Otto X (27)
Top Tourney Scorer -- Stormlord (27)
Top Style/Spy/DM Scorer -- Royal Flush - 18
Best Arena W/L Record -- LP (18-4-0)
Best Alliance Arena W/L Record -- COMMP Squad @ 76-38-.667
Leading Alliance -- COMMP Squad (168)
Most Arena Kills -- MAMBO & TORPUNZ tied at 5 
Most Arena Deaths -- Unnatural Alliance 11
Round Winners (must fight five fights):
   1 - Les Turfistes 5-0-0
   2 - Land Of Oz 5-0-0
   3 - Alaskan Pipeline (3 tied @ 5-0; won on recog pts)
   4 - Token Entry (2 tied at 4-1-1; won on recog pts)
   5 - Te Bear.s Paw(3 tied at 3-2-1; won on recog points)

Round Five Scores Turf War VII

ALLIANCE SCORES
                       Rnd #5   5 Rnd Total  Team Pts   Grand Tot
Commp Squad                25         124         44         168
Mambo                       2          83         50         133
LOL                         0          32         79         111
Unnatural                  -2          22         34          56
Arranghal's Lawnkeepers    10          -1         22          21
Club Fed                  -11         -29         16          -3
Catalyst                    6          -5          0          -5
All Under Heaven           -9         -24          0         -24
Torpunz                    -8         -40          0         -40

TEAM SCORES          Rnd #5      ST/FI/TO     TOTAL      ST/FI/TO

COMMP (+25)         13-9-0-1     10/15/25   76-38-2-1    48/76/124
Royal Flush          3-1-0-0        2/7/9    14-5-0-0     18/22/40
Les Turfistes        3-1-0-0        0/6/6    18-4-0-0      6/24/30
Land Of Oz           1-4-0-0      2/-5/-3   14-11-0-0      10/3/13
Second Bananas       3-1-0-0        2/7/9    15-8-0-0      6/17/23
All-Star Nanas       3-2-0-1        4/0/4   15-10-2-1      8/10/18
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun    

MAMBO (+2)         10-10-2-2       6/-4/2  56-49-5-12     34/49/83
Darque Forces        2-2-0-1       2/-2/0   18-11-1-4     16/17/33
Ottodrome            2-1-1-0        2/5/7    12-4-2-1      8/27/35
Fast Food            2-3-0-0      0/-2/-2   10-10-0-0        2/2/4
Bubba.s 3rd Army     2-1-0-0        0/1/1    8-13-0-3      2/-4/-2
Token Entry          2-3-1-1      2/-6/-4    8-11-2-4       6/7/13
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action

UNNATURAL (-2)     10-12-1-0      6/-8/-2  54-57-1-11      16/8/24
Of Wolf & Man        1-2-0-0      0/-2/-2   11-11-0-4        2/2/4
Palindromes          2-2-0-0        2/1/3   12-12-0-4        2/6/8
Serpents Hold        1-4-0-0      2/-6/-4    7-13-0-0      4/-7/-3
Bear.s Paw           3-2-1-0       2/-2/0   15-10-1-0      8/18/16
Furry Fury           3-2-0-0        0/1/1    9-11-0-3      0/-1/-1
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat, Grimm

LOL (0)            12-10-0-2     10/-10/0   58-47-0-4     38/-6/32
Aggr. Mediocrity     2-1-0-0        0/2/2    11-7-0-0        2/7/9
Vegan Canibalz       3-2-1-0        0/1/1    12-8-1-0       6/4/10
Alaskan Pipeline     3-2-0-1      4/-6/-2    13-7-0-1      12/5/17
Abysmal Rites        3-2-0-1       4/-2/2   12-12-0-2    10/-11/-1
Deviation            1-3-0-0      2/-5/-3   10-13-0-1     8/-11/-3
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)

CATALYST (6)         3-1-0-0        2/4/6   21-23-2-1      4/-9/-5
Force Of Will        0-0-0-0        0/0/0    11-9-1-1       2/-2/0
Middle Way 3         3-1-0-0        2/4/6   10-14-1-0      2/-7/-5
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja

TORPUNZ (-8)         2-3-0-2      0/-8/-8   24-50-0-5   14/-54/-40
The Bizzarr          0-0-0-0        0/0/0    5-10-0-0      4/-8/-4
Black Lightning      0-0-0-0        0/0/0    9-11-0-1       6/-6/0
The Titans           0-0-0-0        0/0/0     0-5-0-0      0/-5/-5
Lost Honor           0-0-0-0        0/0/0    4-11-0-1    0/-13/-13
New Vengeance        2-3-0-2      0/-8/-8    6-13-0-3    4/-22/-18
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane

CLUB FED (-11)       6-9-2-5    0/-11/-11   24-46-3-9   14/-43/-29
In Qeternum          2-3-1-2      0/-2/-2    7-18-1-6    4/-27/-23
Beatnik Horde        1-4-0-3    0/-17/-17   10-15-0-3     4/-12/-8
Obsidian Order       3-2-1-0        0/8/8    7-13-2-0       6/-4/2
Vae Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven 

HEAVEN (-9)          0-5-0-0      0/-9/-9    9-16-0-0    2/-26/-14
Bloodmagic           0-5-0-0      0/-9/-9    9-16-0-0    2/-26/-14
Quezcatl (CAPT)

ARRANGHAL'S(10)      7-8-0-0       6/4/10   41-53-0-2    20/-21/-1
Calm & Sedate        1-4-0-0      2/-5/-3   12-13-0-0        2/1/3
Team Blackstaff      3-2-0-0        0/3/3   12-13-0-0       2/-1/1
Forking Disasters    0-0-0-0        0/0/0     2-3-0-0      0/-2/-2 
King Characters      0-0-0-0        0/0/0     5-9-0-0       4/-2/2
Pawn Of Prophecy     3-2-0-0       4/6/10   10-15-0-2    12/-17/-5
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, A Tale Of Pain, Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultima
Reguum, Scotty Wow, Shiv Squirrel, Archer, Mandorallen, Wicked, Jack Knife, Latka,
Percheron, Denial.

Brought to you by Moderators Macho Master Darque and Oz The Omnipotent.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 331): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 331): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): SPIDERS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 50): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                              QUITA REMMING of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

North Fork,

     A high honor to hold the throne of North Fork on turn 300.  Rebuilding this team
instead of blowing it up seems to have finally brought some satisfaction.  It is good
to be headed to ADM, although a few more cheap points would have been nice.  The
overview was pretty much as expected.  One can only hope my replacement will be as
good.  The North Fork RU gods need to smile on Reaper at some point (I think).

A Tale Of Pain
Abysmal Rites
Duelmaster of North Fork

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TEMPLE OF ABARSIS!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, OTTODROME TW.  But how many friends do you have now?  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not SERPENTS HOLD's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 24th to 8th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  PAWN OF PROPHECY moved up 13 places, to 13th.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not LUROCIAN DEVILS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 31st to 16th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  OBSIDIAN ORDER moved up 11 places, to 17th.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  LES TURFISTES!  THE BEAR'S PAW bit the big one as they could not 
win.  They dropped from 5th down to 22nd!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
ABYSMAL RITES, cause they dropped by 12.  BEATNIK HORDE bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 14th down to 29th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  NEW VENGEANCE!  It seems so recently people 
were saying KING CHARACTERS was washed up, finished.  But 4-1-0 moved them up 8.  I 
guess they're washed no more...  What's with BROOMSTICK?  It actually beat FAST 
FOOD's BIG MAC, and walked away with 25 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big 
at LAND OF OZ while they watched BROOMSTICK clobber BIG MAC.  He lost 22 points and 
got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  What a role model for TEMPLE OF 
ABARSIS' young 'uns!  A TALE OF PAIN becomes Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no 
more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for ALL-STAR NANA'S' outstanding member, 
Duelmaster SHELDON.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, OTTODROME TW! 
In my day, no team with a 17-5-2 would scare me off!  What's the problem, BUBBA'S 3RD 
ARMY?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, TIA RELWAN!  
Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  TNT of PALINDROMES knows 
how to pick 'em.  He challenged SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S who is up by 20.  Now was 
this a wise move?  TNT perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was bested by 
SHELDON and ended up with 99 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if EVIL 
ONE can return from the Dark Arena.  Yeah, yeah, DR. COX killed LEVRIER, who was "too 
young to die."  Well, he was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  Someone 
told BAD NEWS BEAR that ALL-STAR NANA'S never Bloodfeuded, that she'd have an easy 
kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  ELEPHANT was plum wore out 
after EUREKA PRIDE pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  TOKEN ENTRY'll have to get a 
little better before going after EUREKA PRIDE again!  How long have I been here?  I 
got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHELDON 4111                 17   5  2   128       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROWL 6460                   12   6  0   127       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ACE OF BASE 6905              9   7  0   124       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 EARVLING KLASH 6547          17   9  1   117       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 RERUN 6651                   15   6  0   107       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ANJE 4109                    16   5  0   104       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 KISS OF DEATH 6977           14  14  0   103       DEVIATION (708)
 SMOKEY BEAR 6354             23  20  1   101       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 TNT 5499                     16  16  1    99       PALINDROMES (599)
 JACK KNIFE 6694              14   8  0    98       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHABAT 7193                  20  17  1    97       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               15  27  0    96       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BASKET 6956                  15   7  0    95       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             16   9  1    91       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD NEWS BEAR 6486           22  13  1    90       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 JUNEAU DAWNING 7045           8   4  0    86       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 AGARIC 6509                  20  23  0    83       WARHAMMERS (75)
 JUDGEMENT DAY 6973           10  12  0    82       DEVIATION (708)
 LATKA 6940                    8   2  0    82       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976          13  12  1    81       DEVIATION (708)
 RACECAR 5498                 12  18  1    81       PALINDROMES (599)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 7033       10   5  2    81       LAND OF OZ (217)
 EUREKA PRIDE 7044            10   4  0    78       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 INANNA 7132                   6   5  1    78       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 TEMPTRESS 6671                6   0  0    77       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        8  11  1    75       DEVIATION (708)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              14  15  1    72       PALINDROMES (599)
 QUADLING 7001                11   6  1    72       LAND OF OZ (217)
 AGOSERIS 6709                16  15  2    71       WARHAMMERS (75)
 GIZMO 6941                    7   6  1    71       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ENDEMIC 7265                 15  10  0    70       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   7  0    68       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 DARTANYON 7263               13   7  0    67       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATIE 5337                   10   6  1    63       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 BROOMSTICK 7057               6   6  1    63       LAND OF OZ (217)
 WHOPPER 7121                  6   3  0    61       FAST FOOD (724)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEATH KISS 5751              12   8  1    54       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 YUKON QUEST 7157              6   2  0    54       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828             10  23  0    53       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 IDALIA 7336                   5   0  0    53       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 SOUTH SPOON 7161              5   1  1    52       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THORAZINE 7212                5   3  0    52       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 BARNEY BEAR 6512             12  15  0    51       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 TALKEETNA 7047               10   5  0    50       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 BLIZZARD 7119                 6   3  0    50       FAST FOOD (724)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162           4   0  0    50       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 4   3  1    49       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 POKEY 7125                    5   4  1    48       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 SCOTT 5299                   10   8  0    46       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 SUN BEAR 6965                 8   5  2    46       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 BOOB 7257                     5   2  0    46       PALINDROMES (599)
 BLOODFLICKER 7228             5   1  0    46       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 HAWKEYE 7008                  4   2  0    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 VENDETTA 7149                 3   5  1    45       FORCE OF WILL (670)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUICKSPAWN 7230               5   2  0    43       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 THADIUS BANTU 7088            6   4  0    42       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 CARRIE 7172                   6   2  0    42       KING CHARACTERS (729)
-SHIV SQUIRREL 7344            3   1  0    42       FURRY FURY (740)
 WRAITH 6587                   6   2  2    40       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 SLIM 7155                     5   2  0    40       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           4   2  0    40       OTTODROME TW (728)
 PERCHERON 7152                4   2  0    40       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BIG MAC 7120                  7   2  0    39       FAST FOOD (724)
 GORGON 7058                   6   5  0    39       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 CHEESY BEARD 7160             4   2  0    39       OTTODROME TW (728)
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215             6   1  0    38       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 SALADIN 7213                  6   2  0    36       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-TIME OF TORMENT 7254          4   2  0    35       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 DR. COX 7009                  3   1  1    35       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LEGION 7368                   3   0  1    35       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 URUTO 7105                    3   4  0    35       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 ULTIMA REGUM 7076             8   4  0    34       IN QETERNUM (718)
 RAGLIN 7067                   6   4  0    34       THE BIZZARR (716)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 LORAZEPAM 7209                5   3  0    34       CALM AND SEDATE (731)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROHYPNOL 7210                 4   4  1    33       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 EVIL ONE 6586                 4   2  1    33       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 MIDAZOLAM 7309                3   4  0    33       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 DEKCARC 7068                  5   4  0    32       LOST HONOR (717)
 ARCHER 7216                   5   3  0    32       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 SLYBLADE 7229                 4   3  1    32       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 WICKED 7319                   4   1  0    32       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 VEGGIE MONSTER 7224           3   2  0    31       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226       3   2  0    31       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352               3   2  0    31       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 NIINE 7064                    6   4  1    30       THE BIZZARR (716)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100              6   3  1    30       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 RAVAGE 7061                   5   6  1    30       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154           4   2  0    30       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DIAZEPAM 7211                 4   4  0    30       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 CHRISTINE 7167                4   4  0    30       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 NORTON 7010                   4   2  0    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FANG 7232                     3   4  1    30       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 HUMMUS HAWK 7333              2   3  1    30       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 SALAD SLAYER 7334             4   1  0    29       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 ACCUSER 6589                  4   2  0    29       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 MALIK RIC 6885                2   3  0    29       WARHAMMERS (75)
 YORL 7153                     3   1  0    28       LES TURFISTES (727)
 KRAIT 7106                    4   3  0    27       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 TOFU WARRIOR 7223             2   3  0    27       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 THADIUS BANTU 7087            5   5  0    26       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 TULAIN VORL 7244              3   4  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 ISA KOBBES 7150               3   3  0    26       LES TURFISTES (727)
-AGONY OF DAYS 7207            3   4  0    25       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-ANITA BLAKE 7032              3   0  0    25       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 MOOR WOLF 7348                3   2  0    24       FURRY FURY (740)
 DRESDEN 7237                  3   3  0    24       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 LUCCIO 7303                   3   3  0    24       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 NINJA GURP 7362               3   0  0    24       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 MORGAN 7235                   3   3  0    24       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZITH 7361                     2   3  0    23       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 FROSTY 7332                   2   3  0    23       FAST FOOD (724)
 SUCCUBUS 7317                 2   3  0    23       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUUMS 7065                    4   6  3    21       THE BIZZARR (716)
 MADFREEZE 7340                2   3  0    21       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 TENTH INNING 7255             1   4  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GENCON 7259                   5   5  0    20       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TWISTED THIEF 7070            4   5  0    20       LOST HONOR (717)
 STANDIN SKUNK 7386            2   1  0    20       FURRY FURY (740)
 BOOGER MONSTER 7375           2   2  0    20       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
-STABIN PANDA 7346             2   2  0    19       FURRY FURY (740)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 2   5  0    19       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349           2   1  1    18       OTTODROME TW (728)
 S. TABBY CAT 7378             2   2  0    18       FURRY FURY (740)
 BIG DUMMY 7372                2   0  0    18       LOST HONOR (717)
 RIME 7147                     4   4  1    17       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 GRAHAM 7356                   4   1  0    17       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 DENIAL 7365                   3   1  0    17       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 TENBROUS 7316                 2   4  0    17       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338         1   3  0    17       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 SARAPHINE 7063                3   7  0    16       THE BIZZARR (716)
 CARLOS 7339                   3   3  0    16       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 SANDY BEAR 7233               4   3  0    15       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 BLITZWING 7371                1   2  0    15       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SLOPPY FOE 7331               1   4  0    15       FAST FOOD (724)
 GUJO 7380                     1   0  0    15       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 HOKEY POKEY 7416              1   0  0    15       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 CHANCE 7069                   2   7  0    13       LOST HONOR (717)
 HUCK 7376                     2   2  0    12       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MARTIN LUTHER KING 7384       2   1  0    12       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ASTER 6667                    2   1  0    12       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 MORTIMER 7082                 2   6  0    12       LOST HONOR (717)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 1   1  0    12       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 TIA RELWAN 7245               2   5  0    11       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 MUNDUS DEVORO 7413            1   0  1    11       IN QETERNUM (718)
 RODDY PIPER 7406              1   0  0    11       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 MR SELF DESTRUCT 7389         1   2  0    11       DEVIATION (708)
 GRAHAM 7312                   2   3  1    10       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 RUSTY 7296                    2   4  0    10       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 ASYLUM 7297                   2   4  0    10       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 DR. AWKWARD 7392              1   0  0    10       PALINDROMES (599)
 ANIL 7402                     1   0  0     9       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 REQUIEM 7315                  1   5  0     8       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 TACTIS AEGER 7395             1   1  0     8       IN QETERNUM (718)
 JEZEBEL 7367                  2   1  0     7       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 PORO CHORO 7407               0   1  0     7       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 THE 100 7373                  1   2  0     6       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 BRICK 7391                    0   2  0     6       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
-NZGUL 7390                    1   0  0     5       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 SHELLY 7404                   0   1  0     5       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 LYNCH MOB 7409                0   1  0     1       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 REDEMPTION 7408               0   1  0     1       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412           0   1  0     1       IN QETERNUM (718)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMPER 7003             9  5 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    SOUTH SPOON 7161      300   
STONE DEAD 7403         0  1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    IRON HYDE             301  NONE
HAINES HACKER 7418      0  1 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 DARQUE BEAST          301  NONE
IDITAROD TRAIL 7083     3  2 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 ELEPHANT 7127         300  JUST REVENGED
DONAVAN 4112           11 10 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  BAD NEWS BEAR 6486    300  JUST REVENGED
GRAHAM 7388             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        HUMMUS HAWK 7333      300   
GRAHAM 7355             1  4 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        IRON HYDE             301  NONE
HUGO SMASH! 7417        0  1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        MUNDUS DEVORO 7413    301   
BENGAL 7090             3  7 1 BLOOD MAGIC 720      REAL MGRS DON'T       301  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PANTHER 7089            3  7 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      DARQUE BEAST          301  NONE
XICOHTENCATL 7093       1  7 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      PRACTICAL GENE 7349   299   
PURPLE DRANK 7363       0  5 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 CREAM O'CROP CRI      301  NONE
OMNIPOTENT OZ           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           EVIL ONE 6586         301  NONE
OH COME ON! 7410        0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    WOLVEN                301  NONE
GLORIA MUNDI 7398       1  1 1 IN QETERNUM 718      ROHYPNOL 7210         301   
CORT 7220               2  4 0 KING CHARACTERS 729  LEGION 7368           301   
LEVRIER 7385            2  1 0 LES TURFISTES 727    DR. COX 7009          301   
PICK POCKET 7081        2  4 0 LOST HONOR 717       RAVAGE 7061           297  NOT REVENGED
DECEIVER 6670           1  4 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS 686  OTIS THE DRUNK        301  NONE
FALLEN ANGEL 7097       1  4 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721    BENGAL 7090           297  REVENGED
SALVATION 7166          1  4 0 NEW VENGEANCE 721    RAPTOR 7383           300  NONE
SCOTTY WOW 7122         4  4 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   REAL MGRS DON'T       301  NONE
HUNTER 7187             9  9 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 INANNA 7132           299  JUST REVENGED
CHASITYLOKPIKER 7066    2  8 0 THE BIZZARR 716      IRON HYDE             301  NONE
HILROC IBBINS 6875     12 17 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506 KATIE 5337            299   
AIDA 7138               0  1 0 THE OPERA 613        GRAHAM 7312           298   
DAFNE 6899             11  5 1 THE OPERA 613        DONAVAN 4112          298  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

COMMP is still standing!  I can't wait for the Tourney results, but I will wait a lot
anyway... -- LP
P.S.  Oz is about to strike back.  Take cover.

Nicely done... Salad Slayer.  I thought I had won, but I guess I look like a salad.
-- Isa Kobbes

Shiv Squirrel -- When did Arenamaster say "Go?" -- Gorgon

Panther -- Three strikes...you're out! -- Drago Kazov

Arkane -- My deepest regrets for Salvation.  Raptor was geared to fight a scum
warrior and not your warrior.  I honor his life as well as his death. -- Skaven

Tenbous -- Wtresting? -- Iezebel

Rapor -- Not sure if I should be upset or thank you, let's see how the blood fueds
work out. -- Arkane

Torpunz -- Hey where did everone go?  It's like being the last nerd at the dance
waiting for his mom to pick him up! -- Arkane "1 Man Army"

Moor Wolf -- Good fight?  Well thanks for the win was hoping to at least make it
interesting anyway, thanks. -- Legion

In Geternum, Obsidian Order -- You can thank Beatnik Horde use it wisely. -- Arkane

Stranger -- ??? -- Arkane

Shade -- ??? -- Arkane

Plague -- ??? -- Arkane

Dark Anger -- ???  Little help would be nice. -- Arkane

Embarrassed?! Yes!  I still cannot get over the spotlight posted last turn for
scoring.  Error BIG TIME.  Plus I whiffed one for COMMP Squad with a 1-4!  Pshaw
squared! -- Oz The All Humiliated

All -- As you can see, I've missed a whole turn in the TW too. *sigh*  My appologies
Jorja and Deviation.  I'm not abandoning my team or dodging BF.  Technical

difficulties, but hopefully it all worked out in time to tourney two of mine and get
back on track. -- M. Eldritch
P.S.  What's up Liam?

No banter this turn from the stable.  They're all hung-over from vacation last month.
*wry grin*  See you on the sands. -- Eldritch

Prowl -- Yhy didn't you follow the Yellow Brick Road, you meanie, you? -- Off to see
the...

Nin Quire -- There was a reason I challenged you, but apparently I didn't communicate
the plan properly, as you beat me.  Tsk tsk. -- Quadling

Whopper -- It takes two hands to handle a Whopper, and one of mine was busy
elsewhere; hence, another dadgum loss!  Pshaw! -- Broomstick

Mr Self Destruct -- Thanks for the challenge and for allowing me to contribute points
to the COMMP Squad.  Whew! -- Huck

Whao!  A 1-4-0 is no way for us Ozers to contribute to COMMP Squad.  IF there are
layoffs, we will be the first to be let go. -- Oz the All Sad

Sheldon -- You had the inside scoop, and you used the info well.  Salute. -- Basket

Uh, shucks!  Either my secretary sent Jorja the wrong file or Jorja published an old
one, so there were no official scores published.  Shucks!  Mea Culpa! -- Oz the all
embarrassed

Happy 300th Birthday North Fork! -- Oz the All One-Turn-Late

Crip, Mannequin, Mun, Pentarchie -- Yu da men!  Me da heavy anchor. -- Oz the All
Thankful

Thorazine -- That didn't make me calm and sedated.  In fact, I'm more agitated and
irate! -- Talkeetna

Castle Thunder -- It will take more than just a speed demon to beat me these days! --
Eureka Pride

Diazepam -- Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I won... but that was sadly unfullfilling!
How was it for you? :P -- Yukon Quest

Elephant -- That was a cruel, cruel blow!  Death to a Champion!  May my stable mates
avenge me!  Expect four turns of bloodfueds! -- Ghost of Iditarod Trail

Thadius Bantu -- At least you have the guts to come after me!  Because TV Challenges
just aren't what they used to be, or someone's doing a good job of avoiding me!  Oh
well. -- Juneau Dawning

Juneau -- Well maybe the commission will respect a TC challenge!  Great job on
becoming my first TC ever!  That was quite a showing, and definately helps us out in
the Turf War.  Go Team LOL! -- (A proud) Storm Lord

TW moderators -- In light of the fact that my previous champion got himself killed,
it seems like the logical choice is to make Juneau Dawning the NEW Champion for my
Turf War team. -- Storm Lord, mgr. Alaskan Pipline

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DECEIVER was barely slain by OTIS THE DRUNK in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EVIL ONE barely slew OMNIPOTENT OZ in a action packed 4 minute Dark Arena battle.
PURPLE DRANK was assassinated by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHASITYLOKPIKER was butchered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCOTTY WOW was assassinated by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
BENGAL was butchered by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
PANTHER was slain by DARQUE BEAST in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
GRAHAM was butchered by IRON HYDE in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HAINES HACKER was dispatched by DARQUE BEAST in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
STONE DEAD was slaughtered by IRON HYDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OH COME ON! was slaughtered by WOLVEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CHABAT defeated INANNA in a popular 4 minute expert's Bloodfeud match.
EUREKA PRIDE overpowered ELEPHANT in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
ANJE viciously subdued BAD NEWS BEAR in a 2 minute brutal master's Bloodfeud conflict.
JUNEAU DAWNING demolished RACECAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
TNT was unbelievably bested by SHELDON in a 2 minute Challenge Title conflict.
JACK KNIFE was savagely defeated by PROWL in a 3 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
KANA BALLISTIC was bested by BASKET in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
AGARIC was demolished by SMOKEY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JUDGEMENT DAY was beaten by NIN QUIRE in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
PARTY TRAP was overpowered by TEMPTRESS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THADITHIC LITHPER overpowered SOUTH SPOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
THORAZINE was overcome by GIZMO in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
TALKEETNA savagely defeated PERCHERON in a popular 7 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
IDALIA savagely defeated SCOTT in a action packed 9 minute gory Challenge fight.
NIINE was defeated by CARRIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ULTIMA REGUM was viciously subdued by POKEY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
WHOPPER overpowered VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
YUKON QUEST overcame THADIUS BANTU in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CASTLE THUNDER was overpowered by KATIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LORAZEPAM overcame RAVAGE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUCCUBUS was savagely defeated by NORTON in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
HAWKEYE overpowered ARCHER in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
YORL was handily defeated by BLIZZARD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ASTROTRAIN was savagely defeated by BOOB in a exciting 10 minute Challenge struggle.
VENDETTA devastated THADIUS BANTU in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
GORGON demolished GENCON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WITCH DOCTOR narrowly defeated SALAD SLAYER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
SALADIN beat SLYBLADE in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
PRACTICAL GENE was handily defeated by FANG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
REQUIEM was vanquished by BLAINE THE TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CARLOS was savagely defeated by URUTO in a crowd boring 9 minute Challenge duel.
RIME was demolished by WICKED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
MOOR WOLF viciously subdued ISA KOBBES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
BOOGER MONSTER overcame TENTH INNING in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
KOWALSKI was overcome by TWISTED THIEF in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ZITH overpowered HUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MIDAZOLAM overpowered TIA RELWAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TENBROUS savagely defeated MORTIMER in a popular 6 minute bloody Challenge fray.
STANDIN SKUNK vanquished CHANCE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GLORIA MUNDI was easily killed by ROHYPNOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE 100 was defeated by FROSTY in a 1 minute amateur vs. master Challenge bout.
MARTIN LUTHER KING was bested by KRAIT in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
MR. WOLF viciously subdued SLOPPY FOE in a 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
RERUN devastated QUADLING in a 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
EARVLING KLASH won victory over MANDORALLEN in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
KISS OF DEATH overpowered DARTANYON in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ACE OF BASE devastated OFF TO SEE THE... in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AGOSERIS was overpowered by LATKA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ENDEMIC handily defeated SUN BEAR in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
BIG MAC was overpowered by BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BARNEY BEAR was outlasted by CHEESY BEARD in a monotonous 19 minute brawl.
DRESDEN was vanquished by QUICKSPAWN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOODFLICKER defeated VEGGIE MONSTER in a 2 minute fight.
WILHELM SCREAM vanquished PETIT JARDINIA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WRAITH subdued DIAZEPAM in a 2 minute duel.
SLIM overpowered TOFU WARRIOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DRAGO KAZOV subdued BLITZWING in a 3 minute duel.
RAGLIN devastated MADFREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TUUMS was subdued by DEKCARC in a 2 minute bout.
MALIK RIC was overpowered by HUMMUS HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEGION butchered CORT in a 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
RUSTY was handily defeated by CHRISTINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ASYLUM was vanquished by LUCCIO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TULAIN VORL overpowered SANDY BEAR in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
MORGAN narrowly defeated BRICK in a crowd boring 22 minute expert vs. novice conflict.
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! overpowered TACTIS AEGER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NINJA GURP handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SARAPHINE was savagely defeated by S. TABBY CAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
LEVRIER was butchered by DR. COX in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
ACCUSER viciously subdued DENIAL in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. beginner fight.
JEZEBEL was bested by BIG DUMMY in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
GRAHAM vanquished PORO CHORO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MR SELF DESTRUCT vanquished FOEDUS NEFARIA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GRAHAM was vanquished by GUJO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANIL subdued SHELLY in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
RODDY PIPER overpowered REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DR. AWKWARD handily defeated LYNCH MOB in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MUNDUS DEVORO executed HUGO SMASH! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOKEY POKEY demolished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  29 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK  139 - 119 - 12      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         LUNGING ATTACK   105 - 100 -  7      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         TOTAL PARRY       74 -  81 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         AIMED BLOW        78 -  94 -  5      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  48 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  69 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         BASHING ATTACK    54 -  76 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  83 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  24 -  0      37  |

Turn 301 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      8 -  9         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 12     AIMED BLOW         9 - 13         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        5 - 14         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SHELDON 4111               17   5  2  128 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  PROWL 6460                 12   6  0  127 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 6905            9   7  0  124 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   RERUN 6651                 15   6  0  107 SECOND BANANAS (573)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ANJE 4109                  16   5  0  104 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
WALL OF STEEL    SMOKEY BEAR 6354           23  20  1  101 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHABAT 7193                20  17  1   97 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
TOTAL PARRY      BASKET 6956                15   7  0   95 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUNEAU DAWNING 7045         8   4  0   86 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOOB 7257.  The ten other most popular fighters were IDALIA 7336, PROWL 6460, 
SLYBLADE 7229, CHABAT 7193, KANA BALLISTIC 6976, TALKEETNA 7047, POKEY 7125, S. TABBY 
CAT 7378, EVIL ONE 6586, and NIN QUIRE 5281.

The least popular fighter this week was BRICK 7391.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BARNEY BEAR 6512, MORGAN 7235, CHEESY BEARD 7160, CARLOS 7339, MORTIMER 
7082, PERCHERON 7152, SCOTT 5299, HUGO SMASH! 7417, LYNCH MOB 7409, and REDEMPTION 
7408.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHELDON (47-4111) ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
RERUN (47-6651) SECOND BANANAS (573)
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

A TALE OF PAIN (47-6531) ABYSMAL RITES (215)

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PROWL 6460 (11-6-0)                    5  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 (13-11-1)          2  3  0         DEVIATION            
KISS OF DEATH 6977 (13-14-0)           2  3  0         DEVIATION            
PARTY TRAP 5496 (14-14-1)              2  3  0         PALINDROMES          
BASKET 6956 (14-7-0)                   1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
JACK KNIFE 6694 (14-7-0)               1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (7-4-0)           12  2  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (12-1-0)      7  3  0         THE OPERA            
ACE OF BASE 6905 (8-7-0)               6  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
QUADLING 7001 (11-5-1)                 4  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
ANJE 4109 (15-5-0)                     2  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (9-4-0)              2  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
OFF TO SEE THE... 7033 (10-4-2)        2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
INANNA 7132 (6-4-1)                    1  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
RERUN 6651 (14-6-0)                    1  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GIZMO 6941 (6-6-1)                     4  3  1         DARQUE FORCES        
LATKA 6940 (7-2-0)                     4  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
PERCHERON 7152 (4-1-0)                 4  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
CASTLE THUNDER 7159 (4-1-0)            3  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
SHIV SQUIRREL 7344 (3-1-0)             3  3  0         FURRY FURY           
VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 (3-1-0)            3  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
POKEY 7125 (4-4-1)                     2  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
SALADIN 7213 (5-2-0)                   2  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
SOUTH SPOON 7161 (5-0-1)               2  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
TALKEETNA 7047 (9-5-0)                 2  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
BIG MAC 7120 (7-1-0)                   1  3  0         FAST FOOD            
THADIUS BANTU 7088 (6-3-0)             1  3  0         BEATNIK HORDE        
THORAZINE 7212 (5-2-0)                 1  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DR. COX 7009 (2-1-0)                   7  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
FROSTY 7332 (1-3-0)                    5  3  0         FAST FOOD            
FANG 7232 (2-4-1)                      4  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
STABIN PANDA 7346 (2-2-0)              4  3  0         FURRY FURY           
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (3-0-0)            4  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 (2-2-0)        3  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
CORT 7220 (2-3-0)                      3  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
MADFREEZE 7340 (2-2-0)                 3  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
MORGAN 7235 (2-3-0)                    3  3  0         TEAM BLACKSTAFF      
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 (4-1-0)            3  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
QUICKSPAWN 7230 (4-2-0)                3  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338 (0-3-0)          2  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
CHEESY BEARD 7160 (3-2-0)              2  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
DRESDEN 7237 (3-2-0)                   2  3  0         TEAM BLACKSTAFF      
KRAIT 7106 (3-3-0)                     2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
SLIM 7155 (4-2-0)                      2  3  1         SERPENTS HOLD        
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (4-1-0)              1  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
ISA KOBBES 7150 (3-2-0)                1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
SALAD SLAYER 7334 (4-0-0)              1  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
SLOPPY FOE 7331 (1-3-0)                1  3  0         FAST FOOD            
STONETWIST 7231 (2-3-0)                1  3  0  DEAD   AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
TENTH INNING 7255 (1-3-0)              1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
WICKED 7319 (3-1-0)                    1  3  1         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
WITCH DOCTOR 7215 (5-1-0)              1  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
YORL 7153 (3-0-0)                      1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
LYRE 7107 (4-2-0)                      0  1  0  DEAD   SERPENTS HOLD        
STRETCH 7350 (2-1-0)                   0  2  0  DEAD   OF WOLF & MAN        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOOGER MONSTER 7375 (1-2-0)            7  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
NINJA GURP 7362 (2-0-0)                4  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 (2-0-1)            3  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
BLITZWING 7371 (1-1-0)                 2  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
IDALIA 7336 (4-0-0)                    2  3  0         FORCE OF WILL        
ZITH 7361 (1-3-0)                      2  3  0         PAWN OF PROPHECY     
HUCK 7376 (2-1-0)                      1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
MR. WOLF 7401 (0-1-0)                  1  3  0         PAWN OF PROPHECY     
RAPTOR 7383 (2-0-1)                    0  1  0  DEAD   OBSIDIAN ORDER       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG PIGEON 7411 (0-0-0)                9  3  0         THE OPERA            
KILLER QUEEN 7400 (0-0-0)              2  1  1  DEAD   ROYAL FLUSH          
DR. AWKWARD 7392 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         PALINDROMES          
AMYTHEST 7358 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         WARHAMMERS           
GUJO 7380 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
HUNTSMAN 7393 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   OF WOLF & MAN        
SHAYLA SHAYLA 7405 (0-0-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   BEATNIK HORDE        

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FGC 6648 (24-7-0)                      2  3  0         KAOS                 

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHELDON 4111 (16-5-2)                  4  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
CHABAT 7193 (19-17-1)                  0  3  0         PAWN OF PROPHECY     
RACECAR 5498 (12-17-1)                 0  3  0         PALINDROMES          
TNT 5499 (16-15-1)                     0  3  0         PALINDROMES          

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUDGEMENT DAY 6973 (10-11-0)           3  3  0         DEVIATION            
THADITHIC LITHPER 7021 (7-11-1)        2  3  0         DEVIATION            
MANDORALLEN 7179 (16-8-1)              0  3  0         PAWN OF PROPHECY     

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOOB 7257 (4-2-0)                      4  3  0         PALINDROMES          
BROOMSTICK 7057 (5-6-1)                3  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
LORAZEPAM 7209 (4-3-0)                 2  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
URUTO 7105 (2-4-0)                     2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
ELEPHANT 7127 (4-2-1)                  1  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
KATIE 5337 (9-6-1)                     1  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
RAVAGE 7061 (5-5-1)                    1  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
ROHYPNOL 7210 (3-4-0)                  1  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
SCOTT 5299 (10-7-0)                    1  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
SLYBLADE 7229 (4-2-1)                  1  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
ARCHER 7216 (5-2-0)                    0  3  0         OF WOLF & MAN        
BLIZZARD 7119 (5-3-0)                  0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
CHRISTINE 7167 (3-4-0)                 0  3  0         KING CHARACTERS      
DIAZEPAM 7211 (4-3-0)                  0  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
GORGON 7058 (5-5-0)                    0  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
MIDAZOLAM 7309 (2-4-0)                 0  3  0         CALM AND SEDATE      
WHOPPER 7121 (5-3-0)                   0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
YUKON QUEST 7157 (5-2-0)               0  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOFU WARRIOR 7223 (2-2-0)              6  2  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
DRAGON GOD 7305 (4-2-0)                2  3  0  DEAD   PAWN OF PROPHECY     
NORTON 7010 (3-2-0)                    2  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
PURPLE DRANK 7363 (0-4-0)              2  3  1         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 (5-3-1)               1  3  0         OBSIDIAN ORDER       
HUMMUS HAWK 7333 (1-3-1)               1  3  0         VEGAN CANNIBALS      
SUCCUBUS 7317 (2-2-0)                  1  3  0         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY     
CARLOS 7339 (3-2-0)                    0  3  0         TEAM BLACKSTAFF      
HAWKEYE 7008 (3-2-0)                   0  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
KOWALSKI 7304 (2-4-0)                  0  3  0         TEAM BLACKSTAFF      
LUCCIO 7303 (2-3-0)                    0  3  0         TEAM BLACKSTAFF      
VENDETTA 7149 (2-5-1)                  0  3  0         FORCE OF WILL        

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEVRIER 7385 (2-0-0)                   4  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
MOOR WOLF 7348 (2-2-0)                 3  3  0         FURRY FURY           
ASTROTRAIN 7352 (3-1-0)                2  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
LEGION 7368 (2-0-0)                    1  3  0         NEW VENGEANCE        
MARTIN LUTHER KING 7384 (2-0-0)        1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BAUDRILLARD 7374 (2-0-0)               0  3  0  DEAD   TOKEN ENTRY          
BRICK 7391 (0-1-0)                     0  3  0         BLOOD MAGIC          
MR SELF DESTRUCT 7389 (0-2-0)          0  3  0         DEVIATION            
S. TABBY CAT 7378 (1-2-0)              0  3  0         FURRY FURY           
TACTIS AEGER 7395 (1-0-0)              0  3  0         IN QETERNUM          

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RODDY PIPER 7406 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         BEATNIK HORDE        
ANIL 7402 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         TOKEN ENTRY          
PORO CHORO 7407 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         BEATNIK HORDE        
DOGWILD 7359 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         WARHAMMERS           
SHELLY 7404 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S