DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2011    Duedate: 06/06/2011

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-302

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACE OF BASE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6905) [10-7-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACE OF BASE                    SOUTH SPOON
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-6905) [10-7-0,139]         (47-7161) [6-1-1,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NIN QUIRE                      DR. COX
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-5281) [16-27-0,103]        (47-7009) [4-1-1,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IN QETERNUM (718)           50
2. DARQUE FORCES (396)         49      ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
3. CALM AND SEDATE (731)       46      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (722)         44
5. VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)       43      OTTODROME TW (728)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OTTODROME TW (728)        22  10  2 68.8   1/ 3 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   12  3 0
 2/ 2*LES TURFISTES (727)       22  10  0 68.8   2/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573)     10  4 1
 3/ 4 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    45  24  1 65.2   3/12*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    9  4 0
 4/ 5 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     69  43  6 61.6   4/ 8 SERPENTS HOLD (722)       9  5 0
 5/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         633 397 22 61.5   5/ 2 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     9  6 0
 6/ 3 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     22  15  3 59.5   6/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  5 1
 7/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573)     209 143 19 59.4   7/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  6 0
 8/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         757 591 39 56.2   8/13 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    8  6 0
 9/10 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     69  54  3 56.1   9/30 IN QETERNUM (718)         8  7 4
10/18*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     25  20  1 55.6  10/14*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     8  7 1
11/ 8*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  20  16  1 55.6  11/23*CALM AND SEDATE (731)     8  7 1
12/12*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     17  14  1 54.8  12/ 9 FAST FOOD (724)           8  7 0
13/22 SERPENTS HOLD (722)       23  19  1 54.8  13/27*KING CHARACTERS (729)     7  3 1
14/14 FAST FOOD (724)           27  23  0 54.0  14/11*FURRY FURY (740)          7  4 1
15/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)      201 174 16 53.6  15/16 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     7  4 1
16/16 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   158 142 11 52.7  16/10 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    7  5 0
17/19 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     473 432 45 52.3  17/ 4*OTTODROME TW (728)        7  6 1
18/17 DEVIATION (708)          112 103  3 52.1  18/21 PALINDROMES (599)         7  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)    140 137 10 50.5  19/20*LES TURFISTES (727)       7  7 0
20/23*KING CHARACTERS (729)     22  22  1 50.0  20/28*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  6  5 0
21/11*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       20  20  0 50.0  21/22 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      6  9 1
22/20*FURRY FURY (740)          13  13  1 50.0  22/15*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     6  9 1
23/13 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      29  30  4 49.2  23/26 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  9 0
24/29*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    15  16  0 48.4  24/ 6 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         5  9 1
25/24 FORCE OF WILL (670)       65  75  6 46.4  25/17 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      5  9 1
26/25 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       97 120  4 44.7  26/25 DEVIATION (708)           5  9 0
27/27 AN EPHRAIM (32)          189 239 19 44.2  27/29 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       5  9 0
28/26 WARHAMMERS (75)          326 414 16 44.1  28/35 AN EPHRAIM (32)           5 10 1
29/34 IN QETERNUM (718)         28  37  4 43.1  29/24 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       4  5 0
30/30 PALINDROMES (599)         63  84  4 42.9  30/18 FORCE OF WILL (670)       4  6 0
31/32 THE BIZZARR (716)         22  32  4 40.7  31/19*OF WOLF & MAN (732)       4  7 0
32/31 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         25  37  4 40.3  32/33 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       4 11 1
33/28*TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     15  23  1 39.5  33-32*LOST HONOR (717)          3  2 0
34/33 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   160 250  2 39.0  34/37 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     2  0 0
35/36 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       21  33  0 38.9  35/38 THE BIZZARR (716)         2  7 0
36-35*LOST HONOR (717)          17  28  0 37.8  36/36 WARHAMMERS (75)           1  8 0
37/37 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       12  36  2 25.0  37/34 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)     1  9 0
38/38 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         11  43  1 20.4  38/31 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         1 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Commentary on scoring through Round SIX (Halfway) in Turf War Seven

There were only two "no show teams" on the 6th Round.  (7 lst 2 rnds)
Note:  1st half placement points -- alliance must fight 75 percent to earn
     One alliance did not qualify with 63 percent.  All others did.
Unnatural Alliance was the top scorer in The Mailer with 83.  (1TC, 1TV)
Aringhol's Lawnkeepers were the top scorer for Round 6 with 14.
Top Arena Point Scorer -- Mannequin (25)
Top Tourney Scorer -- Stormlord (64)
Top Style/Spy/DM Scorer -- Crip -- 20
Best Arena W/L Record -- Crip (20-8-1)
Best Alliance Arena W/L Record -- COMMP Squad @ 87-51-.630
Leading Alliance -- COMMP Squad (267)
Most Arena Kills -- MAMBO 5
Most Arena Deaths -- MAMBO 14
Round Winners (must fight five fights):
   1 -- Les Turfistes 5-0-0
   2 -- Land Of Oz 5-0-0
   3 -- Alaskan Pipeline (3 tied @ 5-0; won on recog pts)
   4 -- Token Entry (2 tied at 4-1-1; won on recog pts)
   5 -- The Bear's Paw(3 tied at 3-2-1; won on recog points)
   6 -- Second Bananas 5-0-1

Round Six Scores Turf War VII

ALLIANCE SCORES               Thru    6 Rnd Fight 6 Rnd Team
     Mailer  Rnd #6   Half   Rnd #5    Pt Total   Pt Total Grand Total
COM    67      7       25     168        131         136       267
LOL    83     11       20     111         43         182       225
MAM    64     -2       15     133         81         129       210
UNN    33     10       10      56         32          77       109
ARH    49     14        5      21         13          76        89
CAT     6     -1        5      -5         -6          11         5
CLU    11    -21        5     -13        -50          32       -18
ALL     3    -11        5     -24        -35           8       -27
TOR     3    -15        0     -40        -55           3       -52
TEAM FIGHT SCORES  Rnd #6   ST/FI/TO    TOTAL    ST/FI/TO

COMMP (+7)       11-13-1-1   16/-9/7     87-51-3-2    64/67/131
Royal Flush       1-3-0-0     2/-7/-5    15-8-0-0     20/15/35
Second Bananas    5-0-1-0     2/8/10     20-8-1-0      8/25/33
All-Star Nanas    3-2-0-0     6/5/11     18-12-2-1    14/15/29
Les Turfistes     0-5-0-1     2/-14/-12  18-9-0-1      8/10/18
Land Of Oz        2-3-0-0     4/-1/3     16-14-0-0    14/2/16
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun

LOL (+11)         11-9-0-2    4/7/11     69-56-1-6    42/1/43

Alaskan Pipeline  4-1-0-1     2/10/12    17-8-0-2     14/15/29
Vegan Canibalz    2-3-0-0     0/1/1      14-11-1-0     6/4/10
Aggr. Mediocrity  2-2-0-0     0/-2/-2    13-9-0-0      2/4/6
Abysmal Rites     0-1-0-1     2/-0/2     12-13-0-3    12/-11/1
Deviation         3-2-0-0     0/0/0      13-15-0-1     8/-11/-3
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)

MAMBO (-2)       12-12-0-2   10/-12-/2   68-61-5-14   44/37/81
Darque Forces     2-3-0-1     2/1/3      20-14-1-5    18/18/36
Ottodrome         2-3-0-0     2/-4/-2    14-7-2-1     10/23/33
Fast Food         3-2-0-0     2/3/5      13-12-0-0     4/5/9
Token Entry       2-2-0-0     2/-12/-10  10-13-2-4     8/-5/3
Bubba's 3rd Army  3-2-0-1     2/0/2      11-15-0-4     4/-4/0
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action

UNNATURAL (+10)  12-8-0-0     8/2/10     66-65-1-11   24/10/34
Bear's Paw        1-4-0-0     4/-7/-3    16-14-1-0    12/1/13
Palindromes       2-3-0-0     2/-3/-1    14-15-0-4     4/3/7
Serpents Hold     4-0-0-0     2/7/9      11-13-0-0     6/0/6
Furry Fury        3-0-0-0     0/5/5      12-11-0-3     0/4/4
Of Wolf & Man     2-1-0-0     0/0/0      13-12-0-4     2/2/4
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat, Grimm

ARRANGHAL'S(+14) 12-7-1-1     6/8/14     53-60-1-3    26/-13/13
Calm & Sedate     3-2-1-0     0/6/6      15-15-1-0     2/7/9
King Characters   4-1-0-1     2/1/3       9-10-0-1     6/-1/5
Pawn Of Prophecy  3-1-0-0     4/4/8      13-16-0-2    16/-13/3
Team Blackstaff   2-3-0-0     0/-3/-3    14-16-0-0     2/-4/-2
Forking Disasters 0-0-0-0     0/0/0       2-3-0-0      0/-2/-2
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben

CATALYST (+1)     5-4-0-0     0/1/1      26-27-2-1     4/-8/-4
Force Of Will     3-2-0-0     0/2/2      14-11-1-1     2/0/2
Middle Way 3      2-2-0-0     0/-1/-1    12-16-1-0     2/-8/-6
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja

CLUB FED (-21)    4-9-1-2     4/-25/-21  28-55-4-11   18/-68/-50
In Qeternum       1-4-1-1     0/-10/-10   8-22-2-7     4/-37/-33
Beatnik Horde     1-3-0-0     2/-6/-4    11-18-0-3     6/-18/-12
Obsidian Order    2-2-0-1     2/-9/-7     9-15-2-1     8/-13/-5
Vae Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven

HEAVEN (-11)      1-4-0-2     0/-11/-11  10-20-0-2     2/-37/-35
Bloodmagic        1-4-0-2     0/-11/-11  10-20-0-2     2/-37/-35
Quezcatl (CAPT)

TORPUNZ (-15)     6-14-1-1    2/-17/-15  30-64-1-6    16/-71/-55
The Titans        0-0-0-0     0/0/0       0-5-0-0      0/-5/-5
Black Lightning   1-4-0-0     0/-6/-6    10-15-0-1     6/-12/-6
The Bizzarr       1-4-0-1     0/-8/-8     6-14-0-1     4/-16/-12
Lost Honor        3-2-0-0     0/0/0       7-13-0-1     0/-13/-13
New Vengeance     1-4-1-0     2/-3/-1     7-14-1-3     6/-25/-19
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, A Tale Of Pain, Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultima
Reguum, Scotty Wow, Shiv Squirrel, Archer, Mandorallen, Wicked, Jack Knife, Latka,
Percheron, Denial, Juneau Dawning.

Brought to you by Moderators Magnificent Master Darque and Oz The Old.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): OLDIES et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                          (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings, all,

     What a great day this is.  I am the Duelmaster and I got my invite to the Isle.
All is good in the world.  So my manager and the other managers of the Commp Squad
got together.  They have talked it over and seeing that we are doing so well they
thought that to help you all out a little that we should have some of our better guys
go off to the Isle just to give you all a bit of a break.  You know them, always
thinking of the little people.  And I'm not talking about the 4'11" guys out there.
Haha.   I guess that is it for now.  Until we meet again.

Sheldon
Your Humble Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in TEMPLE 
OF ABARSIS.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  
Say good-bye to SECOND BANANAS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by 
the ALASKAN PIPELINE stable.  Take a look at IN QETERNUM's act, as they have a 5-0-2 
week and gain 21 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is CALM AND SEDATE, who swept up 12 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at KING CHARACTERS' act, as they have a 3-2-1 week and 
gain 14 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
OTTODROME TW, which fell to 17th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out TEMPLE OF ABARSIS!  TOKEN ENTRY may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 24th spot.  
Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 18th to 30th place were the FORCE OF 
WILL.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to OF WOLF & MAN, 
which fell to 31st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  It looks 
like the guys(?) at LES TURFISTES had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 
19th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for INANNA, who flew up 
22 points in the rankings after mashing MANDORALLEN like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was HAWKEYE, who dropped 17 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MIDAZOLAM.  Our battling 
duelmaster SHELDON has managed to hold the title, fending off TNT's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, PALINDROMES.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed 
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad THE BEAR'S PAW?  Big bad THE BEAR'S PAW.  Big bad THE BEAR'S PAW.  TEMPLE OF 
ABARSIS' afraid of the big bad THE BEAR'S PAW.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  THE BEAR'S PAW + Weapons That go Boom = OF WOLF & MAN + 
Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of THORAZINE, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had 
QUADLING challenge up 55 points in the rankings to take on PROWL?  Trading many 
whacks on the head and a loss for 1 recognition points, QUADLING shows that a guy 
doesn't have to be good to get places.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  JACK KNIFE defied all odds and slew IRON HYDE in the Dark 
Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as IRON HYDE's meat is 
notoriously tough.  We might as well mark the passing of LEGION, who was relatively 
new to the arena at 3-1-1.  Probably killed before hers first shave.  In the 'Oops, 
What Have I Done?' category, LEGION was mashed by CARRIE, who let LEGION know that 
killing members of KING CHARACTERS is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for 
they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS 
have no sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's 
make some tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- 
The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE OF BASE 6905             10   7  0   139       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROWL 6460                   13   6  0   133       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BAD NEWS BEAR 6486           23  13  1   106       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               16  27  0   103       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976          14  12  1   100       DEVIATION (708)
 INANNA 7132                   7   5  1   100       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 CHABAT 7193                  21  17  1    99       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 KISS OF DEATH 6977           14  15  0    98       DEVIATION (708)
 TNT 5499                     16  17  1    97       PALINDROMES (599)
 ANJE 4109                    16   6  0    94       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 7033       11   5  2    93       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SMOKEY BEAR 6354             23  21  1    91       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 EARVLING KLASH 6547          17  10  1    91       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 JUNEAU DAWNING 7045           9   4  0    91       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RACECAR 5498                 13  18  1    89       PALINDROMES (599)
 EUREKA PRIDE 7044            11   4  0    88       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 AGARIC 6509                  20  24  0    84       WARHAMMERS (75)
 BASKET 6956                  15   8  0    84       LAND OF OZ (217)
 GIZMO 6941                    8   6  1    84       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KATIE 5337                   11   6  1    79       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 BROOMSTICK 7057               7   6  1    79       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LATKA 6940                    8   3  0    77       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-TEMPTRESS 6671                6   0  0    77       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 JUDGEMENT DAY 6973           10  13  0    76       DEVIATION (708)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             16  10  1    75       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              14  16  1    74       PALINDROMES (599)
 QUADLING 7001                11   7  1    73       LAND OF OZ (217)
 AGOSERIS 6709                16  16  2    72       WARHAMMERS (75)
 ENDEMIC 7265                 15  11  0    68       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   7  0    68       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUKON QUEST 7157              7   2  0    65       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 SOUTH SPOON 7161              6   1  1    64       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        8  12  1    63       DEVIATION (708)
 BLIZZARD 7119                 7   3  0    62       FAST FOOD (724)
 DARTANYON 7263               13   8  0    59       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TALKEETNA 7047               11   5  0    59       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOTT 5299                   11   8  0    55       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           5   2  0    55       OTTODROME TW (728)
-DEATH KISS 5751              12   8  1    54       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828             10  24  0    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 WHOPPER 7121                  6   4  0    54       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARRIE 7172                   7   2  1    53       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 LORAZEPAM 7209                6   3  0    53       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 BARNEY BEAR 6512             12  16  0    52       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 BLOODFLICKER 7228             6   1  0    51       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 MIDAZOLAM 7309                4   4  0    51       CALM AND SEDATE (731)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THADIUS BANTU 7088            7   4  0    50       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 BOOB 7257                     6   2  0    50       PALINDROMES (599)
 SLIM 7155                     6   2  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 HUMMUS HAWK 7333              3   3  1    50       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 SALADIN 7213                  7   2  0    49       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 4   4  1    49       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 FANG 7232                     4   4  1    48       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352               4   2  0    48       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 VEGGIE MONSTER 7224           4   2  0    47       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162           4   1  0    47       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DR. COX 7009                  4   1  1    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ULTIMA REGUM 7076             9   4  0    44       IN QETERNUM (718)
 THORAZINE 7212                5   4  0    43       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 PERCHERON 7152                5   2  0    43       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NIINE 7064                    7   4  1    42       THE BIZZARR (716)
 IDALIA 7336                   5   1  0    42       FORCE OF WILL (670)
-SHIV SQUIRREL 7344            3   1  0    42       FURRY FURY (740)
 POKEY 7125                    5   5  1    41       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 ROHYPNOL 7210                 5   4  1    41       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 DIAZEPAM 7211                 5   4  0    40       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 URUTO 7105                    4   4  0    40       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154           5   2  0    39       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WICKED 7319                   5   1  0    39       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 NINJA GURP 7362               4   0  0    39       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 VENDETTA 7149                 3   6  1    39       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 LUCCIO 7303                   4   3  1    38       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 WRAITH 6587                   6   3  2    37       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 CHRISTINE 7167                5   4  0    37       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 KRAIT 7106                    5   3  0    37       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 BIG MAC 7120                  7   3  0    36       FAST FOOD (724)
 SLYBLADE 7229                 5   3  1    36       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 ACCUSER 6589                  5   2  0    36       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 TOFU WARRIOR 7223             3   3  0    36       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHER 7216                   5   4  0    33       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 CHEESY BEARD 7160             4   3  0    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SUN BEAR 6965                 8   6  2    32       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215             6   2  0    32       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 GORGON 7058                   6   6  0    32       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-DEKCARC 7068                  5   4  0    32       LOST HONOR (717)
 QUICKSPAWN 7230               5   3  0    32       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 ISA KOBBES 7150               4   3  0    32       LES TURFISTES (727)
 FROSTY 7332                   3   3  0    32       FAST FOOD (724)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100              6   4  1    31       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 RAVAGE 7061                   5   7  1    31       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 MOOR WOLF 7348                4   2  1    31       FURRY FURY (740)
 YORL 7153                     4   1  0    31       LES TURFISTES (727)
 TENTH INNING 7255             2   4  0    31       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SALAD SLAYER 7334             4   2  0    30       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 NORTON 7010                   4   3  0    29       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 HAWKEYE 7008                  4   3  0    29       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RAGLIN 7067                   6   5  0    28       THE BIZZARR (716)
 EVIL ONE 6586                 4   3  1    28       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226       3   3  0    28       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 TIME OF TORMENT 7254          4   3  0    27       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 SUCCUBUS 7317                 3   3  0    27       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 BLITZWING 7371                2   2  0    27       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 AGONY OF DAYS 7207            3   5  0    26       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 HUCK 7376                     3   2  0    26       LAND OF OZ (217)
 GRAHAM 7356                   5   1  0    25       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349           3   1  1    25       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRESDEN 7237                  3   4  0    25       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 ASYLUM 7297                   3   4  0    25       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-ANITA BLAKE 7032              3   0  0    25       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 MARTIN LUTHER KING 7384       3   1  0    25       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MORGAN 7235                   3   4  0    25       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUUMS 7065                    4   7  3    22       THE BIZZARR (716)
 TULAIN VORL 7244              3   5  0    22       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 MADFREEZE 7340                2   4  0    22       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 GENCON 7259                   5   6  0    21       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 DENIAL 7365                   4   1  0    21       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 MUNDUS DEVORO 7413            2   0  1    21       IN QETERNUM (718)
 DR. AWKWARD 7392              2   0  0    21       PALINDROMES (599)
-TWISTED THIEF 7070            4   5  0    20       LOST HONOR (717)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 2   1  0    20       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 2   6  0    20       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-STABIN PANDA 7346             2   2  0    19       FURRY FURY (740)
 BOOGER MONSTER 7375           2   3  0    19       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 SANDY BEAR 7233               5   3  0    18       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 RIME 7147                     4   5  1    18       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 SLOPPY FOE 7331               2   4  0    18       FAST FOOD (724)
-BIG DUMMY 7372                2   0  0    18       LOST HONOR (717)
 TIA RELWAN 7245               3   5  0    17       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 SARAPHINE 7063                3   8  0    17       THE BIZZARR (716)
 CARLOS 7339                   3   4  0    17       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 TACTIS AEGER 7395             2   1  1    17       IN QETERNUM (718)
 S. TABBY CAT 7378             2   3  0    17       FURRY FURY (740)
 BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338         1   4  0    17       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 ZITH 7361                     2   4  0    16       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 ASTER 6667                    3   1  0    15       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-CHANCE 7069                   2   7  0    13       LOST HONOR (717)
 NZGUL 7390                    2   0  0    12       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 STANDIN SKUNK 7386            2   2  0    12       FURRY FURY (740)
-MORTIMER 7082                 2   6  0    12       LOST HONOR (717)
 FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412           1   1  1    12       IN QETERNUM (718)
 RUSTY 7296                    2   5  0    11       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TENBROUS 7316                 2   5  0    11       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 HUGO PAKE?? 7421              1   0  1    11       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 ACE MERRILL 7437              1   0  0    11       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 PORO CHORO 7407               1   1  0    11       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 ANIL 7402                     1   1  0    10       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 RODDY PIPER 7406              1   1  0    10       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 MALCONTENT 7438               1   0  0    10       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 GRAHAM 7422                   1   0  0    10       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 DOMINUS NOX 7425              1   0  0    10       IN QETERNUM (718)
 MR SELF DESTRUCT 7389         1   3  0    10       DEVIATION (708)
 JEZEBEL 7367                  2   2  0     8       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 GUJO 7380                     1   1  0     8       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 THE 100 7373                  1   3  0     6       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 BILLY BART 7434               1   0  0     6       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436             1   0  0     6       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 SHELLY 7404                   0   2  0     6       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-BRICK 7391                    0   2  0     6       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 HOKEY POKEY 7416              1   1  0     4       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 LYNCH MOB 7409                0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 REDEMPTION 7408               0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 DIRT BOGART 7430              0   1  0     1       LES TURFISTES (727)
 STARSCREAM 7419               0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ROCK EM 7427                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 JAVELIN 7433                  0   1  0     1       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 WRATH 7428                    0   1  0     1       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATCHITEHEW 7432              0   1  0     1       TOKEN ENTRY (725)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMPER 7003             9  5 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    SOUTH SPOON 7161      300   
IDITAROD TRAIL 7083     3  2 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 ELEPHANT 7127         300  JUST REVENGED
DONAVAN 4112           11 10 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  BAD NEWS BEAR 6486    300  REVENGED
GRAHAM 7388             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        HUMMUS HAWK 7333      300   
GRAHAM 7312             2  4 1 AN EPHRAIM 32        CREAM O'CROP CRI      302  NONE
HUGO SMASH! 7417        0  1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        MUNDUS DEVORO 7413    301   
THADIUS BANTU 7087      5  6 0 BEATNIK HORDE 719    OTIS THE DRUNK        302  NONE
REQUIEM 7315            1  6 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      MOOR WOLF 7348        302   
SOCK EM 7426            0  1 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412   302   
XICOHTENCATL 7093       1  7 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      PRACTICAL GENE 7349   299   
GLORIA MUNDI 7398       1  1 1 IN QETERNUM 718      ROHYPNOL 7210         301   
CORT 7220               2  4 0 KING CHARACTERS 729  LEGION 7368           301  JUST REVENGED
LEVRIER 7385            2  1 0 LES TURFISTES 727    DR. COX 7009          301   
TOO TALL 7420           0  1 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS 686  REAL MGRS DON'T       302  NONE
LEGION 7368             3  1 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721    CARRIE 7172           302   
ENVY 7429               0  1 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   HUGO PAKE?? 7421      302   
DA 1 7423               0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    MGR 2-0 AS CAPT       302  NONE
DA2 7424                0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    OMNIPOTENT OZ         302  NONE
HUNTER 7187             9  9 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 INANNA 7132           299  REVENGED
GYPSY QUEEN 7431        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       TACTIS AEGER 7395     302   
BYE 7435                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 722    WOLVEN                302  NONE
HILROC IBBINS 6875     12 17 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506 KATIE 5337            299   
AIDA 7138               0  1 0 THE OPERA 613        GRAHAM 7312           298  NOT REVENGED
MALIK RIC 6885          2  4 0 WARHAMMERS 75        LUCCIO 7303           302   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Error (typo) in last turn's scoring report!!!  Club Fed's Team total should have read
-21 through the first round plus sixteen team points equaling a net minus five (-5)
and tied with Catalyst for 5th place.  The scoring is correct on the master and, of
course, round six fights, plus The Mailer, plus the first-half points have been added
to yield the net scoring through six rounds in the above spotlight. -- Oz The All
Apologetic

Note:  To earn your first half placement points, per the rules, your team must have
fought 75 percent of the total fights. -- Oz The All Communicative

Congratulations to that dirty rotten cretin Stormlord for his TC with Juneau Dawning!
-- Oz The All Covetous
P.S.  And kudos to his devastating, but intelligent, decision to then declare Juneau
Dawning his Champion, The lout!

Uh, LP, I am still "thinking about" roaring.  But thanks for the stimulus. -- Oz The
All Sorta Mediocre

Palindromes -- You do realize I'm not figthing in the contest.  I am avoiding
challenging contest participants to not influence the results... however if you guys
challenge me then I guess you're fair game  :) -- TGG mgr. Lurocians

Ouch.  Can't say much more! -- LP

M. Eldritch -- Hey, just passing by and to see how everone is doing.  Still in HW, so
when I can I'll be back I will.  Good hunting for you and Jorja in the TW, sorry I
was not able to run with you guys this time around, money was short, and $10 was a
little too high for me. -- Liam the Goth

Graham -- Nice dance. -- Anita

Hey to everyone I know and don't know. -- Liam

Rohypnol -- Well fought.  I did not expect her to fall so soon.  You will be seeing
much of my warriors over the next few months. -- Vae Bictus, mgr In Qeternum

An Ephraim -- My condolences on your fallen warrior.  Manuds is stupid and slow but
he carries a REALLY big stick. (Don't tell him that I called him stupid.) -- Vae
Victus

All -- My congratulations to all who did well in the recent tourney.  Condolences to
those who had warriors die.  Good luck in the fights to come. -- Skaven, Obsidian 
Order

All -- Why so few Parry--Strikers?  Why are they so unpopular? -- Skaven

Lorazepan -- I thought I had you.  Nice crit at the end. -- Ravage

Northfork -- Oops, forgot Jackknife TV'd Rookies way back when and thus had the
political points to graduate.  Because of this, Ace of Base will take over our Turf
War Champion spot. -- Crip

Northfork -- Oh yeah, his stats are 11-17(1)-8-15-18(1)-4-13, great endurance, normal
damage, scimitar, moderate/low, parry tactic with a temdency to laern parry skills.
-- Crip

Scott -- You GAINED recognition for that fight?!  My 18 hits to your big fat zero?
Whatever... -- Idalia

Thadius Bantu -- The big dogs seem to have taught me a thing or two.  Here's to no
more... -- Vendetta

Wicked -- Okay.  Yeah.  Stupid me. -- Rime

Accuser -- Caught me slippin', literaly. -- Denial

Mandorallen -- Who'd have thougt a fella like me could parry, eh?  Well fought, Pawn.
-- Earvling Klash

All -- Still gunnin' for the throne, and with the graduates this turn I might
actually have a chance.  *wry grin*  Congrats to those who braved the tourney and
overcame.  Not so good for me, but at least no dead.  Ex animo. -- Michael Eldritch

We're pressed for time, here, so our personals will be of the most brief--

Michael Eldritch -- To miss a turn is nothing.  I'm *sure* I'm missing about ten days
out of my life.  Don't know where they could have gone. -- Jorja

We congratulate Sheldon, Rerun, and Jack Knife. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

We salute the tourney participants, with a special congratulations for Juneau
Dawning, Champion of Champions. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Judgement Day -- Ha!  The fans judged me much more fun to watch than YOU. -- Nin
Quire

Whopper -- Oh, well, I'll get a carry-out box for the rest of it. -- Velma Xavil

Midazolam -- Okay, I lost, but I feel really calm and relaxed about it. -- Tia Relwan

Sandy Bear -- Wow, good thing they didn't let you bring a volley ball onto the sands.
-- Tulain Vorl

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK KNIFE viciously butchered IRON HYDE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THADIUS BANTU was slaughtered by OTIS THE DRUNK in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GRAHAM was murdered by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was butchered by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BYE was assassinated by WOLVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOO TALL was murdered by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA2 was butchered by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
JUNEAU DAWNING devastated ELEPHANT in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
CARRIE put to death LEGION in a 2 minute gruesome Bloodfeud melee.
KISS OF DEATH lost to RERUN in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
EARVLING KLASH was vanquished by ACE OF BASE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OFF TO SEE THE... overpowered AGARIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EUREKA PRIDE subdued LATKA in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
JUDGEMENT DAY was devastated by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DARTANYON was handily defeated by GIZMO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
INANNA overpowered MANDORALLEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
QUADLING was overpowered by PROWL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KANA BALLISTIC viciously subdued BASKET in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BROOMSTICK overpowered AGOSERIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KATIE devastated THADITHIC LITHPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SCOTT luckily beat WILHELM SCREAM in a exciting 3 minute Challenge duel.
SALADIN overpowered GORGON in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fray.
SOUTH SPOON handily defeated THORAZINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CASTLE THUNDER demolished QUICKSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YUKON QUEST won victory over WHOPPER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
TIME OF TORMENT was vanquished by SLIM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TALKEETNA savagely defeated BARNEY BEAR in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
BLIZZARD overpowered VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THADIUS BANTU overcame VENDETTA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
ISA KOBBES defeated TULAIN VORL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
AGONY OF DAYS was vanquished by KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ROHYPNOL beat RAGLIN in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
RAVAGE was narrowly defeated by URUTO in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
DIAZEPAM beat ARCHER in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
ACCUSER viciously subdued MORGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
NORTON was subdued by CHRISTINE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LUCCIO easily killed MALIK RIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MIDAZOLAM demolished HAWKEYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ZITH was vanquished by PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRACTICAL GENE won victory over KOWALSKI in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BLITZWING handily defeated BLAINE THE TRAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HUCK overpowered TENBROUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARTIN LUTHER KING vanquished HOKEY POKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TENTH INNING demolished MADFREEZE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
ASYLUM handily defeated GUJO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
S. TABBY CAT was beaten by YORL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DR. AWKWARD handily defeated MR SELF DESTRUCT in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
NZGUL beat THE 100 in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MUNDUS DEVORO won victory over GENCON in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
STANDIN SKUNK was handily defeated by TOFU WARRIOR in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MR. WOLF savagely defeated SARAPHINE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
LYNCH MOB was defeated by SLOPPY FOE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ANIL was overcome by TIA RELWAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge contest.
SHELDON beat TNT in a exciting 1 minute veteran's struggle.
ANJE was unbelievably bested by BAD NEWS BEAR in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
CHABAT subdued PARTY TRAP in a popular 1 minute master's contest.
SMOKEY BEAR was savagely defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute master's duel.
RACECAR viciously subdued ENDEMIC in a exciting 2 minute brutal master's conflict.
SUN BEAR was overpowered by HUMMUS HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERCHERON outwaited DRAGO KAZOV in a unpopular 11 minute gory battle.
POKEY was bested by VEGGIE MONSTER in a popular 1 minute fight.
BIG MAC was devastated by FANG in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHEESY BEARD was viciously subdued by DR. COX in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
WRAITH was overpowered by ASTROTRAIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.
IDALIA was beaten by LORAZEPAM in a exciting 3 minute battle.
WITCH DOCTOR lost to NIINE in a 1 minute fight.
ULTIMA REGUM overpowered EVIL ONE in a crowd boring 5 minute one-sided contest.
BLOODFLICKER devastated DRESDEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOOB luckily beat SALAD SLAYER in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
SLYBLADE devastated RUSTY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! was overpowered by NINJA GURP in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WICKED demolished RIME in a 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
MOOR WOLF assassinated REQUIEM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CARLOS was outwaited by DENIAL in a 8 minute match.
FROSTY handily defeated RODDY PIPER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GRAHAM slimly won victory over BOOGER MONSTER in a 6 minute fight.
SUCCUBUS beat TUUMS in a 2 minute conflict.
SANDY BEAR subdued SHELLY in a 2 minute fray.
TACTIS AEGER easily killed GYPSY QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JEZEBEL was savagely defeated by ACE MERRILL in a 2 minute bloody novice's contest.
PORO CHORO beat JAVELIN in a 2 minute novice's match.
REDEMPTION was overcome by SEWARD FOLLY in a 1 minute novice's fight.
FOEDUS NEFARIA easily killed SOCK EM in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
ASTER luckily beat DIRT BOGART in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
GRAHAM demolished ROCK EM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUGO PAKE?? executed ENVY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINUS NOX handily defeated MATCHITEHEW in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
WRATH was demolished by MALCONTENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BILLY BART defeated STARSCREAM in a popular 1 minute beginner's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         STRIKING ATTACK  143 - 130 -  9      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  31 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         LUNGING ATTACK   119 - 112 -  8      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       78 -  83 -  2      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         AIMED BLOW        84 -  99 -  5      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     39 -  49 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         WALL OF STEEL     64 -  84 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  70 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    54 -  82 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  22 -  1      39  |

Turn 302 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 18     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 16                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 6905           10   7  0  139 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
STRIKING ATTACK  PROWL 6460                 13   6  0  133 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOTAL PARRY      BAD NEWS BEAR 6486         23  13  1  106 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
BASHING ATTACK   KANA BALLISTIC 6976        14  12  1  100 DEVIATION (708)
WALL OF STEEL    INANNA 7132                 7   5  1  100 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHABAT 7193                21  17  1   99 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
AIMED BLOW       ANJE 4109                  16   6  0   94 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUNEAU DAWNING 7045         9   4  0   91 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUADLING 7001              11   7  1   73 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-STRIKE     LUCCIO 7303                 4   3  1   38 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DR. COX 7009.  The ten other most popular fighters were KANA BALLISTIC 6976, 
WILHELM SCREAM 7162, DIAZEPAM 7211, ACCUSER 6589, IDALIA 7336, TALKEETNA 7047, 
RACECAR 5498, JUNEAU DAWNING 7045, SMOKEY BEAR 6354, and LEGION 7368.

The least popular fighter this week was PERCHERON 7152.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ULTIMA REGUM 7076, DENIAL 7365, WRATH 7428, MATCHITEHEW 7432, ENVY 
7429, SOCK EM 7426, REDEMPTION 7408, JAVELIN 7433, JEZEBEL 7367, and GYPSY QUEEN 
7431.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PROWL (47-6460) DARQUE FORCES (396)
EARVLING KLASH (47-6547) FORCE OF WILL (670)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHELDON (47-4111) ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
RERUN (47-6651) SECOND BANANAS (573)
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) ROYAL FLUSH (48)