DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/07/2011    Duedate: 07/04/2011

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-303

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACE OF BASE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6905) [11-7-0,150]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACE OF BASE                    CASTLE THUNDER
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-6905) [11-7-0,150]         (47-7159) [6-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NIN QUIRE                      KISS OF DEATH
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         DEVIATION (708)
(47-5281) [16-28-0,92]         (47-6977) [15-15-0,112]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            60
2. LES TURFISTES (727)         46      ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
3. LAND OF OZ (217)            45      Unchartered Team
4. BEATNIK HORDE (719)         39
5. DEVIATION (708)             32      OTTODROME TW (728)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OTTODROME TW (728)        25  12  2 67.6   1/ 1 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   13  2 0
 2/ 2*LES TURFISTES (727)       25  12  0 67.6   2/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD (722)      11  2 0
 3/ 3 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    49  25  1 66.2   3/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573)     10  4 2
 4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         637 398 22 61.5   4/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         10  4 1
 5/ 4 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     70  47  6 59.8   5/ 3*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)   10  5 0
 6/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573)     212 144 20 59.6   6/ 9 IN QETERNUM (718)         9  6 4
 7- 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     22  15  3 59.5   7/11 CALM AND SEDATE (731)     9  6 2
 8/13 SERPENTS HOLD (722)       26  20  1 56.5   8/ 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 1
 9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         762 591 39 56.3   9/23 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
10- 9 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     69  54  3 56.1  10/12 FAST FOOD (724)           9  6 0
11/11*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  22  18  1 55.0  11/ 8 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    8  5 0
12/14 FAST FOOD (724)           30  25  0 54.5  12/27 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       8  6 1
13/10 CALM AND SEDATE (731)     27  23  2 54.0  13/17*OTTODROME TW (728)        8  7 0
14/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)      204 176 17 53.7  14-13*KING CHARACTERS (729)     7  3 1
15/16 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   161 143 11 53.0  15/26 DEVIATION (708)           7  8 0
16/12*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     19  17  1 52.8  16/ 5 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     7  8 0
17/18 DEVIATION (708)          115 105  3 52.3  17/19*LES TURFISTES (727)       7  8 0
18/17 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     474 436 45 52.1  18/10*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)    143 139 10 50.7  19/16 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    6  6 0
20/23 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      32  32  4 50.0  20/20*AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  6  6 0
21-20*KING CHARACTERS (729)     22  22  1 50.0  21/28 AN EPHRAIM (32)           6  9 1
22/24*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    18  18  0 50.0  22/18 PALINDROMES (599)         6  9 0
23/21 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       21  22  0 48.8  23-15 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     5  4 1
24/22*FURRY FURY (740)          13  15  1 46.4  24/33 LOST HONOR (717)          5  5 1
25/25 FORCE OF WILL (670)       66  79  7 45.5  25/25 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      5  9 0
26/29 IN QETERNUM (718)         31  39  5 44.3  26/24 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         5  9 0
27/26 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       98 124  4 44.1  27/22 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     5 10 1
28/28 WARHAMMERS (75)          327 415 16 44.1  28/30 FORCE OF WILL (670)       5 10 1
29/27 AN EPHRAIM (32)          190 243 19 43.9  29/14*FURRY FURY (740)          4  4 1
30/35 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       25  34  1 42.4  30/31 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       4  7 0
31/30 PALINDROMES (599)         64  88  4 42.1  31/35 THE BIZZARR (716)         4 10 0
32/31 THE BIZZARR (716)         24  35  4 40.7  32/21 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      4 11 0
33/32 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         27  40  4 40.3  33/37 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)     4 11 0
34/33 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     17  26  1 39.5  34/29 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       2  7 0
35/34 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   162 252  2 39.1  35-32 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       2  8 1
36/36 LOST HONOR (717)          19  31  1 38.0  36/38 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         2 11 0
37-37 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       12  36  2 25.0  37-34 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     1  0 0
38/38 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         12  46  1 20.7  38/36 WARHAMMERS (75)           1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Commentary on scoring through Round SEVEN in TW7

There were three "no show teams" on the 7th Round.
COMMP Squad was the top scorer for Round 7 with 39.
Top Arena Point Scorer - Crip (36)
Top Tourney Scorer - Stormlord (64)
Top Style/Spy/DM Scorer - Crip - 24
Best Arena W/L Record - Stormlord (22-8-0-.733)
Best Alliance Arena W/L Record - COMMP Squad @ 106-60-.638
Leading Alliance - COMMP Squad (306)
Most Arena Kills - CLUB FED 6
Most Arena Deaths - Tied MAMBO 14; UNNATURAL ALLIANCE 14
Round Winners (must fight five fights):
   1 - Les Turfistes 5-0-0
   2 - Land Of Oz 5-0-0
   3 - Alaskan Pipeline (3 tied @ 5-0; won on recog pts)
   4 - Token Entry (2 tied at 4-1-1; won on recog pts)
   5 - The Bear's Paw(3 tied at 3-2-1; won on recog points)
   6 - Second Bananas 5-0-1
   7 - In Queternum 5-0-2 (2 tied with 5-0; won on kills)

Round Seven Scores Turf War VII

ALLIANCE SCORES

       Thru 6   Thru 6   Thru 6   Round   Grand
       Ft Pts   Tm Pts   Total      7     Total

COM     131      136      267      39      306
LOL      43      182      225       9      234
MAM      81      129      210      18      228
UNN      32       77      119      10      119
ARH      13       76       89      12      101
CAT      -6       11        5      -2        3
CLU     -50       32      -18      -2      -20
ALL     -35        8      -27     -13      -40
TOR     -55        3      -52     -26      -78

TEAM FIGHT SCORES    Rnd #7     ST/FI/TO    TOTAL     ST/FI/TO

COMMP (+39)      16-9-1-1   12/27/39    103-60-4-3    76/94/170
Royal Flush       4-1-1-1    4/21/25     19-9-1-1     24/36/60
Second Bananas    2-3-0-0    2/-5/-3     22-11-1-0    10/20/30
All-Star Nanas    3-2-0-0    2/2/4       21-14-2-1    16/17/33
Les Turfistes     4-1-0-0    2/7/9       22-10-0-1    10/17/27
Land Of Oz        3-2-0-0    2/2/4       19-16-0-0    16/4/20
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun

LOL (+9)         12-10-0-0    6/3/9      81-66-1-6    48/4/52

Alaskan Pipeline  5-0-0-0     4/11/15    22-8-0-2    18/26/44
Vegan Canibalz    3-2-0-0     0/2/2      17-13-1-0    6/6/12
Aggr. Mediocrity  2-2-0-0     0/-2/-2    15-11-0-0    2/2/4
Abysmal Rites     1-2-0-0     0/-2/-2    13-15-0-3   12/-13/-1
Deviation         1-4-0-0     2/-6/-4    14-19-0-1   10/-17/-7
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)

MAMBO (+18)      15-10-0-0    8/10/18    83-71-5-14  52/47/99
Darque Forces     4-1-0-0     2/6/8      24-15-1-5   20/24/44
Ottodrome         3-2-0-0     2/3/5      17-9-2-1    12/26/38
Fast Food         3-2-0-0     0/2/2      16-14-0-0    4/7/11
Token Entry       1-4-0-0     4/-5/-1    11-17-2-4   12/-10/2
Bubba's 3rd Army  4-1-0-0     0/4/4      15-16-0-4    4/0/4
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action

UNNATURAL (+10)  11-12-1-3    8/2/10     77-677-2-14 32/12/44
Bear's Paw        2-3-0-0     4/-1/3     18-17-1-0   16/0/16
Palindromes       3-2-0-0     2/2/4      17-17-0-4    6/5/11
Serpents Hold     4-1-0-1     0/7/7      15-14-0-1    6/7/13
Furry Fury        1-2-1-0     0/-3/-3    13-13-1-3    0/1/1
Of Wolf & Man     1-4-0-2     2/-3/-1    14-16-0-6    4/-1/
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat, Grimm

ARRANGHAL'S(+12) 10-10-2-0    8/4/12     63-70-3-3   34/-9/25
Calm & Sedate     4-1-0-0     2/5/7      19-16-1-0    4/12/16
King Characters   3-2-1-0     2/4/6      12-12-1-1    8/3/11
Pawn Of Prophecy  2-3-0-0     2/-4/-2    15-19-0-2   18/-17/1
Team Blackstaff   1-4-1-0     2/-1/1     15-20-1-0    4/-5/-1
Forking Disasters 0-0-0-0     0/0/0       2-3-0-0     0/-2/-2
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben

CATALYST (-2)     3-6-0-0     2/-4/-2    29-33-2-1    6/-12/-6
Force Of Will     1-4-0-0     2/-4/-2    15-15-1-1    4/-4/0
Middle Way 3      2-2-0-0     0/0/0      14-18-1-0    2/-8/-6
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja

CLUB FED (-2)     8-7-2-2     2/-4/-2    36-62-6-13  20/-72/-52
In Qeternum       5-0-2-0     2/7/9      13-22-4-7    6/-30/-24
Beatnik Horde     3-2-0-1     0/0/0      14-20-0-4    6/-18/-12
Obsidian Order    0-5-0-1     0/-11/-11   9-20-2-2    8/-24/-16
Vae Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven

HEAVEN (-13)      0-4-0-2     0/-13/-13  10-24-0-4    2/-50/-48
Bloodmagic        0-4-0-2     0/-13/-13  10-24-0-4    2/-50/-48
Quezcatl (CAPT)

TORPUNZ (-26)     2-12-1-0    0/-26/-26  32-76-2-6   16/-97/-81
The Titans        0-0-0-0     0/0/0       0-5-0-0    0/-5/-5
Black Lightning   0-5-0-0     0/-10/-10  10-20-0-1    6/-22/-16
The Bizzarr       1-3-0-0     0/-4/-4     7-17-0-1    4/-20/-16
Lost Honor        0-0-0-0     0/0/0       7-13-0-1    0/-13/-13
New Vengeance     1-4-1-0     0/-12/-12   8-18-2-3    6/-37/-31
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultima Reguum, Shiv
Squirrel, Archer, Mandorallen, Wicked, Latka, Percheron, Denial, Juneau Dawning. Ace
Of Base.

Brought to you by Mollifying M Master Darque and Oz The Orchestrator.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (Methusaleh?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, LAND OF OZ blew up the rankings to 14!  Managers were muttering after BEATNIK 
HORDE showed TEMPLE OF ABARSIS what they could do:  4-1-1 to move up by 15.  Perhaps 
it is DEVIATION members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 26th to 15th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at ALL-STAR NANA'S aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 11 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of FURRY FURY.  Note their 
drop in the rankings from 14th to 29th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is THE BEAR'S PAW, after suffering a 11 drop in 
ranking.  Good things come to those who fight well, as ROYAL FLUSH can attest, moving 
up by 2.  Practice pays for DIAZEPAM, who pummelled SALADIN, to pocket 26 points.  
Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, PETIT JARDINIA was winsome, after beating 
BLIZZARD and seeing her lose 21 points.  The arena was more crowded than usual this 
time, as INANNA faced TEMPLE OF ABARSIS' Duelmaster.  INANNA found out that TEMPLE OF 
ABARSIS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's 
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a 
PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
OTTODROME TW are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, FAST FOOD scurried away from OTTODROME TW.  Oh, 
the shame!  If challenges were horses, KANA BALLISTIC could open up a fast food 
joint!  NIN QUIRE found herself challenged by a warrior 19 below:  BASKET.  BASKET of 
LAND OF OZ kept its wits as it overcame NIN QUIRE.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  OTIS THE DRUNK in the 
Dark Arena wasn't enough for PROWL of DARQUE FORCES.  Maybe that certain serving 
girl(?) at The Warty Toad will be!  Those who owe EARVLING KLASH of FORCE OF WILL 
money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S 
MAD!!!  You've heard about JUDGEMENT DAY of DEVIATION.  Death plays no favorites, and 
neither do I.  What was a 10-14-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Perhaps 
CALM AND SEDATE were the only ones left untouched by SALADIN demise.  Can anyone ever 
take his place?  Or do I exaggerate?  Justice was served as AGARIC fought LUCCIO in 
bloodfeud.  Well done, WARHAMMERS!  How true is ABYSMAL RITES' mettle?  Just one week 
remains for the avenging of LIMPER's death.  Never one to advocate diplomacy and 
restraint, I was pleased to see BLOOD MAGIC retaliate against FURRY FURY in 
bloodfeud!  Charity is unknown in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS, and rightly so.  IN QETERNUM 
exacted their revenge against CALM AND SEDATE.  Never one to advocate diplomacy and 
restraint, I was pleased to see ROYAL FLUSH retaliate against IN QETERNUM in 
bloodfeud!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you 
have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE OF BASE 6905             11   7  0   150       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976          15  12  1   113       DEVIATION (708)
 KISS OF DEATH 6977           15  15  0   112       DEVIATION (708)
 ANJE 4109                    17   6  0   105       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 TNT 5499                     17  17  1   102       PALINDROMES (599)
 OFF TO SEE THE... 7033       12   5  2    99       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BASKET 6956                  16   8  0    97       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JUNEAU DAWNING 7045          10   4  0    96       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 EUREKA PRIDE 7044            12   4  0    95       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 BAD NEWS BEAR 6486           23  14  1    94       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 SMOKEY BEAR 6354             23  22  1    92       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               16  28  0    92       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BROOMSTICK 7057               8   6  1    92       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INANNA 7132                   7   6  1    91       TOKEN ENTRY (725)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHABAT 7193                  21  18  1    90       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 LATKA 6940                    9   3  1    90       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 QUADLING 7001                12   7  1    89       LAND OF OZ (217)
 AGARIC 6509                  21  24  0    87       WARHAMMERS (75)
 RACECAR 5498                 13  19  1    85       PALINDROMES (599)
 GIZMO 6941                    8   7  1    84       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-TEMPTRESS 6671                6   0  0    77       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 ENDEMIC 7265                 16  11  0    75       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              14  17  1    74       PALINDROMES (599)
 AGOSERIS 6709                16  17  2    73       WARHAMMERS (75)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             16  11  1    70       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        9  12  1    70       DEVIATION (708)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   7  0    68       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 KATIE 5337                   11   7  1    67       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAZEPAM 7211                 6   4  1    66       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           6   2  0    66       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 5   4  1    66       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 TALKEETNA 7047               12   5  0    65       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 WHOPPER 7121                  7   4  0    65       FAST FOOD (724)
 DARTANYON 7263               14   8  0    64       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154           6   2  0    63       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BLOODFLICKER 7228             7   1  0    61       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 SLIM 7155                     7   2  0    61       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 SOUTH SPOON 7161              6   2  1    61       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THORAZINE 7212                6   4  0    59       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 DR. COX 7009                  5   1  1    57       SECOND BANANAS (573)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANG 7232                     5   4  1    56       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828             10  25  0    55       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BIG MAC 7120                  8   3  0    55       FAST FOOD (724)
 YUKON QUEST 7157              7   3  0    55       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 WICKED 7319                   6   1  0    55       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
-DEATH KISS 5751              12   8  1    54       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162           5   1  0    54       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BARNEY BEAR 6512             12  17  0    53       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-CARRIE 7172                   7   2  1    53       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 LORAZEPAM 7209                6   4  0    51       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 SCOTT 5299                   11   9  0    50       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352               5   2  0    50       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ULTIMA REGUM 7076            10   4  0    49       IN QETERNUM (718)
 SLYBLADE 7229                 6   3  1    49       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 BOOB 7257                     6   3  0    49       PALINDROMES (599)
 URUTO 7105                    5   4  0    49       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 THADIUS BANTU 7088            7   5  0    47       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 LUCCIO 7303                   4   4  1    46       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 DEKCARC 7068                  6   4  0    45       LOST HONOR (717)
 PERCHERON 7152                5   3  0    44       LES TURFISTES (727)
 VEGGIE MONSTER 7224           4   3  0    43       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226       4   3  0    43       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 TENTH INNING 7255             3   4  0    43       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 POKEY 7125                    5   6  1    42       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 ISA KOBBES 7150               5   3  0    42       LES TURFISTES (727)
-SHIV SQUIRREL 7344            3   1  0    42       FURRY FURY (740)
 BLIZZARD 7119                 7   4  0    41       FAST FOOD (724)
 ARCHER 7216                   6   4  0    41       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 MIDAZOLAM 7309                4   5  0    41       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 ROHYPNOL 7210                 5   5  1    40       CALM AND SEDATE (731)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIINE 7064                    7   5  1    39       THE BIZZARR (716)
 RAVAGE 7061                   6   7  1    39       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 BLITZWING 7371                3   2  0    39       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 NORTON 7010                   5   3  0    38       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DRESDEN 7237                  4   4  0    38       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-WRAITH 6587                   6   3  2    37       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-CHRISTINE 7167                5   4  0    37       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 FROSTY 7332                   4   3  0    37       FAST FOOD (724)
 SUN BEAR 6965                 9   6  2    36       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 SALAD SLAYER 7334             5   2  0    36       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-ACCUSER 6589                  5   2  0    36       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 AGONY OF DAYS 7207            4   5  0    35       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 HUMMUS HAWK 7333              3   4  1    35       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349           4   1  1    34       OTTODROME TW (728)
 MARTIN LUTHER KING 7384       4   1  0    34       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SUCCUBUS 7317                 4   3  0    34       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 VENDETTA 7149                 3   7  1    34       FORCE OF WILL (670)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215             6   3  0    33       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
 GORGON 7058                   6   7  0    33       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 IDALIA 7336                   5   2  0    33       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 QUICKSPAWN 7230               5   4  0    33       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 3   1  0    33       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100              6   5  1    32       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 GENCON 7259                   6   6  0    32       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TUUMS 7065                    5   7  3    32       THE BIZZARR (716)
 YORL 7153                     4   2  0    32       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NINJA GURP 7362               4   1  0    32       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 CHEESY BEARD 7160             4   4  0    32       OTTODROME TW (728)
 KRAIT 7106                    5   4  0    31       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 TOFU WARRIOR 7223             3   4  0    31       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 RODDY PIPER 7406              2   1  0    31       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 TULAIN VORL 7244              4   5  0    29       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-EVIL ONE 6586                 4   3  1    28       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 HAWKEYE 7008                  4   4  0    28       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ZITH 7361                     3   4  0    27       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BOOGER MONSTER 7375           3   3  0    26       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 MORGAN 7235                   3   5  0    26       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 DOMINUS NOX 7425              2   0  0    26       IN QETERNUM (718)
 SARAPHINE 7063                4   8  0    25       THE BIZZARR (716)
-ASYLUM 7297                   3   4  0    25       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-ANITA BLAKE 7032              3   0  0    25       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 BRICK 7391                    1   2  0    25       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 RAGLIN 7067                   6   6  0    24       THE BIZZARR (716)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 3   6  0    24       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DUMMY 7372                3   0  1    23       LOST HONOR (717)
 HUCK 7376                     3   3  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MADFREEZE 7340                2   5  0    23       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 MOOR WOLF 7348                4   3  1    22       FURRY FURY (740)
 ANIL 7402                     2   1  0    22       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 TIA RELWAN 7245               4   5  0    21       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 TIME OF TORMENT 7254          4   4  0    20       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412           2   1  2    20       IN QETERNUM (718)
 SANDY BEAR 7233               5   4  0    19       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 RIME 7147                     4   6  1    19       FORCE OF WILL (670)
-STABIN PANDA 7346             2   2  0    19       FURRY FURY (740)
 BILLY BART 7434               2   0  0    19       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 SLOPPY FOE 7331               2   5  0    19       FAST FOOD (724)
 TWISTED THIEF 7070            4   6  0    18       LOST HONOR (717)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARLOS 7339                   3   5  0    18       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 MISSISSIPPI QUEEN 7445        1   0  0    18       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GRAHAM 7356                   5   2  0    17       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 DENIAL 7365                   4   2  0    17       FORCE OF WILL (670)
-BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338         1   4  0    17       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 PORO CHORO 7407               2   1  1    16       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-ASTER 6667                    3   1  0    15       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 S. TABBY CAT 7378             2   4  0    14       FURRY FURY (740)
 CHANCE 7069                   2   8  0    14       LOST HONOR (717)
 TACTIS AEGER 7395             2   2  1    13       IN QETERNUM (718)
 DR. AWKWARD 7392              2   1  0    13       PALINDROMES (599)
 RUSTY 7296                    2   6  0    12       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 TENBROUS 7316                 2   6  0    12       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
-STANDIN SKUNK 7386            2   2  0    12       FURRY FURY (740)
 GRAHAM 7422                   2   0  0    12       AN EPHRAIM (32)
-ACE MERRILL 7437              1   0  0    11       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 DIRT BOGART 7430              1   1  0    11       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WRATH 7428                    1   1  0    11       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 MR SELF DESTRUCT 7389         1   4  0    11       DEVIATION (708)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436             2   0  0    10       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446           1   0  0    10       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MUNDUS DEVORO 7413            2   1  1     8       IN QETERNUM (718)
-JEZEBEL 7367                  2   2  0     8       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-GUJO 7380                     1   1  0     8       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 OMEGA 7447                    1   0  0     8       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 NZGUL 7390                    2   1  0     7       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 JAVELIN 7448                  1   0  0     7       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 SHELLY 7404                   0   3  0     7       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 HOKEY POKEY 7416              1   2  0     5       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 MIRACLE 7451                  1   0  0     3       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-LYNCH MOB 7409                0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 STARSCREAM 7419               0   2  0     2       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-REDEMPTION 7408               0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 EMILY 7453                    0   1  0     1       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 FEZZIK 7439                   0   1  0     1       THE BIZZARR (716)
-ROCK EM 7427                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 SOCK EM 7442                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 GRAHAM 7449                   0   1  0     1       AN EPHRAIM (32)
 I HATE THIS JOB 7441          0   1  0     1       BLOOD MAGIC (720)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMPER 7003             9  5 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    SOUTH SPOON 7161      300   
PAIN KILLER 7444        0  1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    FROG SHIV             303  NONE
UP CHUCK 7443           0  1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    DARQUE BEAST          303  NONE
IDITAROD TRAIL 7083     3  2 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 ELEPHANT 7127         300  REVENGED
DONAVAN 4112           11 10 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  BAD NEWS BEAR 6486    300  REVENGED
GRAHAM 7388             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        HUMMUS HAWK 7333      300   
HUGO PAKE?? 7421        1  1 1 AN EPHRAIM 32        IRON HYDE             303  NONE
HUGO SMASH! 7417        0  1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        MUNDUS DEVORO 7413    301   
THE 100 7373            1  4 0 BLACK LIGHTNING 738  PORO CHORO 7407       303   
REQUIEM 7315            1  6 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      MOOR WOLF 7348        302  JUST REVENGED
SOCK EM 7426            0  1 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412   302   
XICOHTENCATL 7093       1  7 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      PRACTICAL GENE 7349   299  NOT REVENGED
MALCONTENT 7438         1  1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 BIG DUMMY 7372        303   
JUDGEMENT DAY 6973     10 14 0 DEVIATION 708        LATKA 6940            303   
GLORIA MUNDI 7398       1  1 1 IN QETERNUM 718      ROHYPNOL 7210         301  JUST REVENGED
CORT 7220               2  4 0 KING CHARACTERS 729  LEGION 7368           301  REVENGED
LEVRIER 7385            2  1 0 LES TURFISTES 727    DR. COX 7009          301   
MORTIMER 7082           2  7 0 LOST HONOR 717       REAL MGRS DON'T       303  NONE
LEGION 7368             3  1 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721    CARRIE 7172           302   
ENVY 7429               0  1 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   HUGO PAKE?? 7421      302   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SALADIN 7213            7  3 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    DIAZEPAM 7211         303   
HUNTER 7187             9  9 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 INANNA 7132           299  REVENGED
GYPSY QUEEN 7431        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       TACTIS AEGER 7395     302  JUST REVENGED
HILROC IBBINS 6875     12 17 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506 KATIE 5337            299  NOT REVENGED
MATCHITEHEW 7432        0  2 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412   303   
MALIK RIC 6885          2  4 0 WARHAMMERS 75        LUCCIO 7303           302  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Arkane -- Sorry pal, postman has been been kind. -- Luudo

Arkane -- I see it's turnin' around congrats!  T.W. or not time for some DA runs.

Skaven -- I believe Arkane beat me to it you should have tons of info now??? -- Luudo
P.S.  Let me know if anything else!

Dark Angel -- Okay, okay, maybe if I can stop fighting my own team I can help out
again!  HW ha. -- Luudo
P.S.  I was holdin it down at eh start... Tag ur it!!!

Thadius Bantu (#7087) and Don Guido, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you, thank
you, thank you for the DA. -- Your TWVII Scorers.

Crip -- WELL DONE!  A DA challenge; a DA kill; with a champion!  Yu da man. -- Oz The
All Amazed (and thankful on behalf of COMMP Squad)
P.S.  And then Ace Of Base, your next champion, taks the Throne?! What a partner!

Sheldon -- An interesting DM Column.  I like how you and your manager twisted the
knife.  Take that!  Yeah!  Ten again, could it come back to haunt COMMP Squad? -- Oz
The All Stoked

TGG -- I think your Lurocians should give the Palindromes what for!  Why, those
cretins for going after you?!  Do they think you are easy? -- Oz The All Questioning

Prowl -- It was my pleasure to help get you graduated.  I hated to take a loss,
adding to Master Darque's 4-1-1, but, what the heck, I am a team player. -- Quadling

Agoseris -- Well, it was my lucky day.  Some day you are going to take my own
broomstick handle and shove it up my.... -- Broomstick

     But NOT in the newsletter.  This is not Aradi, you know.

Tenbrous -- It was all my pleasure.  Now, I am off to see the wizard, the wonderful
wizard.... -- Huck

Kana Ballistic -- Well, I made that rather easy for you didn't I? -- Basket (case)

Agaric -- You were the only one up there I thought I could beat.  (sigh)  It is not
so right picking on you guys, eh? -- Off To See...

Congratulations to Prowl and Earvling Klash, North Fork's newest Lord Protectors.  I
am sorry, scratch that, pleased, to see you go. -- Oz The All Praising

Milwaukee is coming.  Milwaukee is coming.... -- Oz The All Excited (and giving his
rendition of "Winter Is Coming....")

Liam -- And a big "howdy" back at you. -- Oz The All Welcoming

Skaven -- Because it is so easy to lose on a diet of pikers.  That's why?  Yep;
that's why. -- Oz The All Knowing

     Mustard and catsup help.

All -- I, Oz The All Infallible, made a mistake.  There is a typo in the posting
score above.
     Master Darque's team accume record is 19-15-1-5 and Otto X's is 22-9-2-1.
Somehow I took five of Otto's wins and gave them to MD.  (Without Otto X's
uthorization!)  How crass is that!  They are corrected/reflected in the master score
sheetand will show up correct in the next newsletter.  I apologize.  Awwwwwwwww
shucksss!!!!! -- Oz The All Apologetic

Congrats to Ace of Base!  I guess the throne belongs to Crip.  Happy day for the
COMMP. -- Le Pentarque

<Insert name here> -- I apologize for the death of your fine warrior.  The battle was
bravely fought and death on the sands is not an ignoble end.  May the luck of the
gods favour you. -- Vae Victus, mgr In Qeternum

All -- Since mine warriors have slain so many lately and promise to slay many more in
teh near future, I have composed the above form letter.  IF your warrior is one of
the fallen, please refer to the passage above. -- Vae Victus

Rerun -- I leaned in for the kiss goodbye... and you sucker punched me!!!  No fair...
LOL! -- Kiss of Death

Basket -- The good kitty puts the lotion in the... well, you get it! -- Kana
Ballistic

Nin Quire -- That's just plain embarassing.  You're making Marms look long and hard
at my future prospects! -- Judgement Day

Katie -- Nithe challenge.  I'll make thure my fellow deviateth keep an eye on you. --
Thadithtic Lithper

Dr. Awkward -- Forgive me if I spell your name backwards... that's apparently how
I've been doing my fighting. -- Mr. Self Destruct

Team LOL -- Keep up the good work!!!! -- Marma Duke

Congrats to all the recent graduates to ADM! -- Deviation

Ace of Base -- Stop hiding from me, boy!!!  You know I'll eat you alive! -- Kana
Ballistic

Vendetta -- As you can see, I'm learning quickly.  Good fight, friend. -- Thadius

Javelin -- I have much respect for your style.  However, the prophecy was on my side.
-- Poro Choro

Starscream -- That could have gone either way.  I look forward to meeting you again
in the arena.

Darque Forces -- I wish to thank you for all your help and advice. -- Beatnik Horde

Frosty -- I think fast food disagrees with my belly. -- Roddy Piper

DM Ace of Base -- Congrats on the thorne now get off of it before you crack the base.
-- Pawn of Prophecy

LP Prowl and LP Earvling Klash - Congrats on the invite. -- Pawn of Prophecy

TW Moderators -- Javelin 7433 was incorrectly entered by RSI, you can see now that

Javeling 7448 is the corrected style and version.  His loss last turn was due to
being the wrong style.  I think a point recalculation is in order.  Thanks. --
Gentleben, manager of Pawn of Prophecy

Saraphine -- Beware the wolf! -- Mr. Wolf

Inanna -- Nice strat all the way around. -- Mandorallen

Petit Jardinia -- WOW!  That did not go as planned! -- Zith

Partytrap -- "Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver!" -- Chabat
P.S.  See, slave, I demonstrate yet arts no medieval sees.

Poro Choro -- You won that by slicky means, I was not given the correct script.  The
scene shall play out differently next time. -- Javelin, not a ripper

Arranghal's Lawn Keepers -- The second half is here, it is time to pick up the pace.
-- Gentleben

Ace of Base -- Had to give it a shot, and you had to go get me graduated. -- Earvling
Klash

Wicked -- Ack!  I told you I'd learned my lesson.  Now GO AWAY! -- Rime

Thadius Bantu -- Good fight, sis, but I shoulda had you. ;) -- Vendetta

Lorazepam -- Eh?!  I want a pre-fight blood test next time. -- Idalia

Carlos -- Ah well, you get the big rubber stamp. -- Denial

All -- Earvling is my second basher grad... 15(2)-14(1)-9-13-21(2)-11(1)-8(1); AdEx
in init, attack, decise; favors ME, VH/MO, init.  He's the last member from the last
TW remaining.  It's up to the newbies now. *smirk* -- M. Eldritch

Jorja -- Only *10* days?!  I think I'm missing a few YEARS somewhere!  Let me know if
you find any lying around, will ya? ;) -- Michael Eldritch
P.S.  Hiya, Liam!  Nothing new here, just getting tromped as usual.  I'm in a HW and
FR too--doing better in those.  Ex animo!

Elephant -- Nice try, though I could have told you all that armor probably wouldn't
have helped!  Now I'll let some of my other brothers get a crack at you. -- Juneau
Dawning

Barney Bear -- Keep chopping wood, and even the biggest tree will go down! --
Talkeetna

Latka -- Banana latkas were always my favorite.  :)  Thanks for reminding me! --
Eureka Pride

Whopper -- Wow!  I got the win, but you got the skills.  Not sure which one I would
have rather had.  Oh well. -- Yukon Quest

Redemption -- One of my favorite Marley songs!  Nice. -- Seward Folly

Oz -- Thanks!  That was one of the few smart things I've done since the Turf War I
think.  ;) -- Storm Lord

We congratulate Prowl and Earvling Klash. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Judgement Day -- Ah, good!  Usually such encounters go the other way. -- Nin Quire

Blizzard -- Ah... ice cream.  Ever my downfall. -- Velma Xavil

Isa Kobbes -- Drat.  Good fight. -- Tulain Vorl

Anil -- Well, so long as you're only a token entry, this won't upset you, right?
Good try, though. -- Tia Relwan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PROWL butchered OTIS THE DRUNK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EARVLING KLASH viciously butchered OTIS THE DRUNK in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
MORTIMER was savagely slain by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
HUGO PAKE?? was butchered by IRON HYDE in a popular 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
PAIN KILLER was viciously butchered by FROG SHIV in a 5 minute Dark Arena brawl.
UP CHUCK was barely slain by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
AGARIC viciously subdued LUCCIO in a action packed 3 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
YUKON QUEST lost to ELEPHANT in a popular 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
ULTIMA REGUM viciously subdued ROHYPNOL in a 7 minute gory Bloodfeud duel.
MARTIN LUTHER KING overpowered TACTIS AEGER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
BRICK luckily beat MOOR WOLF in a exciting 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud fight.
CHABAT was devastated by KANA BALLISTIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
INANNA was demolished by ACE OF BASE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
BASKET beat NIN QUIRE in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
JUDGEMENT DAY was viciously butchered by LATKA in a 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
EUREKA PRIDE beat RACECAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
MANDORALLEN was overpowered by BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SOUTH SPOON was beaten by ENDEMIC in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THADIUS BANTU was overcome by BLOODFLICKER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BOOB was savagely defeated by TALKEETNA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
BIG MAC overpowered PERCHERON in a action packed 6 minute uneven Challenge fray.
WHOPPER overpowered VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SLIM overpowered MIDAZOLAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NIINE was outlasted by ASTROTRAIN in a slow 11 minute Challenge duel.
CASTLE THUNDER overpowered SCOTT in a exciting 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
WILHELM SCREAM overcame VEGGIE MONSTER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
LORAZEPAM was savagely defeated by THADITHIC LITHPER in a 3 minute competition.
DIAZEPAM assassinated SALADIN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
THORAZINE overpowered BARNEY BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SLYBLADE overpowered KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TENTH INNING overpowered GORGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NORTON luckily beat QUICKSPAWN in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
DRAGO KAZOV was devastated by URUTO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ISA KOBBES defeated VENDETTA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
BLITZWING handily defeated HAWKEYE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ARCHER beat TOFU WARRIOR in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
HUCK lost to FROSTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
DRESDEN demolished TIME OF TORMENT in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
RIME was defeated by KOWALSKI in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
ZITH vanquished S. TABBY CAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GENCON demolished DR. AWKWARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
MR. WOLF viciously subdued CHEESY BEARD in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
CARLOS was beaten by TULAIN VORL in a action packed 2 minute Challenge competition.
RODDY PIPER handily defeated GRAHAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NZGUL was overpowered by SUCCUBUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DOMINUS NOX won victory over RAGLIN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
STARSCREAM was handily defeated by DIRT BOGART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BILLY BART demolished TENBROUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE 100 was savagely slain by PORO CHORO in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge battle.
KISS OF DEATH viciously subdued BAD NEWS BEAR in a exciting 2 minute master's contest.
TNT demolished AGOSERIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SMOKEY BEAR was devastated by ANJE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OFF TO SEE THE... devastated PARTY TRAP in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JUNEAU DAWNING won victory over GIZMO in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.
KATIE was overpowered by QUADLING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BLIZZARD was overpowered by PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARTANYON vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NINJA GURP was demolished by DR. COX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POKEY was devastated by FANG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WICKED devastated HUMMUS HAWK in a 1 minute uneven match.
IDALIA slimly lost to DEKCARC in a 2 minute bout.
MORGAN was savagely defeated by TUUMS in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! vanquished WITCH DOCTOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
AGONY OF DAYS viciously subdued DENIAL in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
YORL was savagely defeated by RAVAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
SALAD SLAYER overpowered CHANCE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUN BEAR overpowered MR SELF DESTRUCT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRACTICAL GENE devastated TWISTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MADFREEZE was beaten by SARAPHINE in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
SLOPPY FOE was viciously subdued by ANIL in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
RUSTY was defeated by TIA RELWAN in a 4 minute duel.
BOOGER MONSTER viciously subdued SANDY BEAR in a 4 minute bloody match.
FOEDUS NEFARIA slaughtered MATCHITEHEW in a 1 minute uneven match.
MUNDUS DEVORO was savagely defeated by MISSISSIPPI QUEEN in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
HOKEY POKEY was overcome by JAVELIN in a 3 minute beginner's conflict.
SHELLY was luckily beaten by OMEGA in a exciting 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
BIG DUMMY killed MALCONTENT in a 2 minute novice's match.
GRAHAM overcame FEZZIK in a 3 minute novice's fight.
WRATH handily defeated I HATE THIS JOB in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEWARD FOLLY savagely defeated EMILY in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
SOCK EM was vanquished by JACK B. NIMBLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
GRAHAM was overcome by MIRACLE in a tiring 6 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         STRIKING ATTACK  158 - 130 - 10      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         LUNGING ATTACK   125 - 121 -  8      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  35 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         TOTAL PARRY       80 -  91 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        88 - 105 -  6      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  49 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  70 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         WALL OF STEEL     69 -  85 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  21 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    54 -  84 -  6      39  |

Turn 303 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   22 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 11         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 16         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 6905           11   7  0  150 ROYAL FLUSH (48)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KANA BALLISTIC 6976        15  12  1  113 DEVIATION (708)
AIMED BLOW       ANJE 4109                  17   6  0  105 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  OFF TO SEE THE... 7033     12   5  2   99 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY      BASKET 6956                16   8  0   97 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUNEAU DAWNING 7045        10   4  0   96 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
PARRY-LUNGE      EUREKA PRIDE 7044          12   4  0   95 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
WALL OF STEEL    SMOKEY BEAR 6354           23  22  1   92 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUADLING 7001              12   7  1   89 LAND OF OZ (217)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KISS OF DEATH 6977.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOODFLICKER 7228, 
BIG MAC 7120, THADITHIC LITHPER 7021, VENDETTA 7149, MADFREEZE 7340, MOOR WOLF 7348, 
NIN QUIRE 5281, CASTLE THUNDER 7159, TUUMS 7065, and ANIL 7402.

The least popular fighter this week was ASTROTRAIN 7352.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MIRACLE 7451, NIINE 7064, PERCHERON 7152, GRAHAM 7449, SOCK EM 7442, I 
HATE THIS JOB 7441, MATCHITEHEW 7432, RUSTY 7296, TWISTED THIEF 7070, and MR SELF 
DESTRUCT 7389.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SMOKEY BEAR (47-6354) THE BEAR'S PAW (150)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PROWL (47-6460) DARQUE FORCES (396)
EARVLING KLASH (47-6547) FORCE OF WILL (670)