DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/05/2011    Duedate: 08/01/2011

TEMPLE OF ABARSIS ARENA

DM-47    TURN-304

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACE OF BASE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6905) [12-7-0,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACE OF BASE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               
(47-6905) [12-7-0,152]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NIN QUIRE                      PETIT JARDINIA
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-5281) [16-29-0,77]         (47-7154) [6-3-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ROYAL FLUSH (48)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PALINDROMES (599)           39
2. ABYSMAL RITES (215)         38      OTTODROME TW (728)
3. STRANGE BREW (661)          36      Unchartered Team
4. TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)       35
5. PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)      35      LES TURFISTES (727)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OTTODROME TW (728)        26  14  2 65.0   1/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         13  2 1
 2/ 2*LES TURFISTES (727)       27  15  1 64.3   2/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  4 0
 3/ 3 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    50  29  1 63.3   3/ 5*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)   10  5 0
 4/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         640 399 22 61.6   4/ 1 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   10  5 0
 5/ 5 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     74  48  6 60.7   5/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (722)       9  3 0
 6/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)     215 145 20 59.7   6/ 6 IN QETERNUM (718)         9  6 3
 7/ 0 THE OPERA (613)          128  87  4 59.5   7/17*LES TURFISTES (727)       9  6 1
 8- 7 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     22  15  3 59.5   8/10 FAST FOOD (724)           9  6 0
 9/ 8 SERPENTS HOLD (722)       28  21  1 57.1   9/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  5 1
10/11 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  25  19  2 56.8  10/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  5 1
11/10 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     70  54  3 56.5  11/ 7 CALM AND SEDATE (731)     8  7 1
12/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         766 592 39 56.4  12/18*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     8  7 0
13/12 FAST FOOD (724)           33  27  0 55.0  13/16 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     8  7 0
14/16*VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     22  19  1 53.7  14/20 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCR (734)  7  5 1
15/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      205 178 17 53.5  15/13 OTTODROME TW (728)        7  6 0
16/15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   163 146 11 52.8  16/12 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       7  7 1
17/13 CALM AND SEDATE (731)     29  26  2 52.7  17/11 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    7  7 0
18/17 DEVIATION (708)          118 107  3 52.4  18/15 DEVIATION (708)           7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     474 436 45 52.1  19/22 PALINDROMES (599)         7  8 0
20/19 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)    147 140 10 51.2  20/33 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)     7  8 0
21/22*BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)    21  20  0 51.2  21/26 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         6  9 1
22-21*KING CHARACTERS (729)     22  22  1 50.0  22/27 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     6  9 1
23/23 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       22  23  0 48.9  23/19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    5  7 0
24/20 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      33  36  4 47.8  24/ 0 STRANGE BREW (661)        4  1 1
25-24*FURRY FURY (740)          13  15  1 46.4  25/34 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       4  9 0
26/25 FORCE OF WILL (670)       67  83  7 44.7  26/21 AN EPHRAIM (32)           4 11 1
27/28 WARHAMMERS (75)          328 416 16 44.1  27/25 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      4 11 0
28/27 ABYSMAL RITES (215)      100 127  4 44.1  28-14*KING CHARACTERS (729)     3  2 1
29/ 0 STRANGE BREW (661)        59  75  7 44.0  29-31 THE BIZZARR (716)         3  6 0
30/29 AN EPHRAIM (32)          190 248 19 43.4  30-32 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      3  7 0
31/31 PALINDROMES (599)         67  90  4 42.7  31/30 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       3  7 0
32/26 IN QETERNUM (718)         32  43  5 42.7  32/28 FORCE OF WILL (670)       3 12 1
33/33 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         30  42  5 41.7  33/37 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     2  0 0
34/34 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     20  28  1 41.7  34-24 LOST HONOR (717)          2  3 1
35-32 THE BIZZARR (716)         24  35  4 40.7  35/38 WARHAMMERS (75)           2  5 0
36/30 BEATNIK HORDE (719)       25  38  1 39.7  36/35 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       2  8 0
37/35 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   163 255  2 39.0  37/ 0 THE OPERA (613)           1  1 0
38-36 LOST HONOR (717)          19  31  1 38.0  38-23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     1  3 0
39/37 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       13  40  2 24.5  39-29*FURRY FURY (740)          1  4 1
40/38 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         12  51  1 19.0  40/36 BLOOD MAGIC (720)         1 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Commentary on scoring through Round EIGHT in TW7

COMMP Squad was the top scorer for Round 8 with 36. (Slipping from 39?)
Top Arena Point Scorer - Crip (46)
Top Tourney Scorer - Stormlord (64)
Top Style/Spy/DM Scorer - Crip - 30
Best Arena W/L Record - Stormlord (26-9-0-.742)
Best Alliance Arena W/L Record - COMMP Squad @ 119-68-.636
Leading Alliance - COMMP Squad (342)
Most Arena Kills - CLUB FED 8
Most Arena Deaths - MAMBO 16
Round Winners (must fight five fights):
   1 - Les Turfistes 5-0-0
   2 - Land Of Oz 5-0-0
   3 - Alaskan Pipeline (3 tied @ 5-0; won on recog pts)
   4 - Token Entry (2 tied at 4-1-1; won on recog pts)
   5 - The Bear's Paw(3 tied at 3-2-1; won on recog points)
   6 - Second Bananas 5-0-1
   7 - In Queternum 5-0-2 (2 tied with 5-0; won on kills)
   8 - Royal Flush 5-0-0
There were four no-show teams on the 8th round of TW7. (Furry Fury almost qualified
with only two fights!)

Round Eight Scores Turf War VII

ALLIANCE SCORES

       Thru 7   Thru 7   Thru 7   Round   Grand
       Ft Pts   Tm Pts   Total      8     Total

COM     170      136      306      36      342
LOL      52      182      234       3      237
MAM      99      129      228      14      242
UNN      42       77      119     -11      108
ARH      25       76      101      -3       98
CAT      -8       11        3       4        7
CLU     -52       32      -20      10      -10
ALL     -48        8      -40       0      -40
TOR     -81        3      -78      -8      -86

TEAM FIGHT SCORES     Rnd #8   ST/FI/TO     TOTAL        ST/FI/TO

COMMP (+36)       16-8-1-1    14/22/36    119-68-5-4     90/116/206
Royal Flush        5-0-0-0     6/10/16     24-9-1-1      30/46/76
Second Bananas     3-1-1-0     0/11/11     25-12-2-0     10/31/41
All-Star Nanas     1-4-0-0     4/-3/1      22-18-2-1     20/14/34
Land Of Oz         4-1-0-0     4/4/8       23-17-0-0     20/8/28
Les Turfistes      3-2-0-0     0/0/0       25-12-0-1     10/17/27
Crip, Le Pentarque, Oz, Mannequin (CAPT), The Mun

LOL (+3)          12-12-0-3    8/-5/3      93-78-1-9     56/-1/55
Alaskan Pipeline   4-1-0-0     2/2/4       26-9-0-2      20/28/48
Vegan Canibalz     2-3-0-0     0/-3/-3     19-16-1-0      6/3/9
Aggr. Mediocrity   2-2-0-0     0/1/1       17-13-0-0      2/3/5
Abysmal Rites      1-4-0-2     2/-3/-1     14-19-0-5     14/-16/-2
Deviation          3-2-0-1     4/-2/2      17-21-0-2     14/-19/-5
Chief Illinewik, Anarchist, Stormlord, The Reaper, Marmaduke (CAPT)

MAMBO (+14)       13-12-1-2    6/8/14      96-83-6-16    58/55/113
Darque Forces      3-2-1-0     2/11/13     22-17-2-5     22/35/57
Ottodrome          3-2-0-0     2/1/3       25-11-2-1     14/27/41
Fast Food          3-2-0-0     2/4/6       19-16-0-0      6/11/17
Bubba's 3rd Army   2-3-0-1     0/-1/-1     17-19-0-5      4/-1/3
Token Entry        2-3-0-1     0/-7/-7     13-20-2-5     12/-17/-5
Master Darque (CAPT), Otto X, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh, Action

UNNATURAL (-11)    6-13-0-1    6/-17/-11   83-90-2-15   38/-5/33
Serpents Hold      3-1-0-0     0/3/3       18-15-0-1     6/10/16
Bear's Paw         1-4-0-0     4/-5/-1     19-21-1-0    20/-5/15
Palindromes        1-4-0-0     0/-6/-6     18-21-0-4     6/-1/5
Of Wolf & Man      1-2-0-1     0/-2/-2     15-18-0-7     4/-3/1
Furry Fury         0-2-0-0     2/-7/-5     13-15-1-3     2/-6/-4
Tripwire, Assurasirbanipal (CAPT), Khisanth, Kat, Grimm

ARRANGHAL'S(-3)    7-7-1-0     2-5/-3     70-77-4-3     36/-14/22
Calm & Sedate      2-3-1-0     2/-1/1     21-19-2-0      6/11/17
King Characters    0-0-0-0     0/0/0      12-12-1-1      8/3/11
Pawn Of Prophecy   3-1-0-0     0/0/0      18-20-0-2     18/-17/1
Forking Disasters  0-0-0-0     0/0/0       2-3-0-0       0/-2/-2
Team Blackstaff    2-3-0-0     0/-4/-4    17-23-1-0      4/-9/-5
Lord Daemonspawn (CAPT), Bill The Bard, Obregon, The Walkin Dude, Gentleben

CATALYST (4)       3-6-1-0     2/2/4      32-39-3-1      8/-10/-2
Force Of Will      1-4-1-0     2/3/5      16-19-2-1      6/-1/5
Middle Way 3       2-2-0-0     0/-1/-1    16-20-1-0      2/-9/-7
Michael Eldritch (CAPT), Jorja

CLUB FED (+10)    10-5-2-0     4/6/10     46-67-8-13    24/-66/-42
In Qeternum        3-2-1-0     2/1/3      16-24-5-7      8/-29/-21
Beatnik Horde      4-1-1-0     2/6/8      18-21-1-4      8/-12/-4
Obsidian Order     3-2-0-0     0/-1/-1    12-22-2-2      8/-25/-17
Vae Victus, Don Guido (CAPT), Skaven

HEAVEN (0)         1-3-0-0     2/-2/0     11-27-0-4      4/-52/-48
Bloodmagic         1-3-0-0     2/-2/0     11-27-0-4      4/-52/-48
Quezcatl (CAPT)

TORPUNZ (-8)       7-8-1-2     0/-8/-8    39-84-3-8     16/-105/-89
The Titans         0-0-0-0     0/0/0       0-5-0-0      0/-5/-5
Black Lightning    3-2-0-1     0/0/0      13-22-0-2     6/-22/-16
Lost Honor         2-3-1-1     0/-5/-5     9-16-1-2     0/-18/-18
The Bizzarr        2-3-0-0     0/-3/-3     9-20-0-1     4/-23/-19
New Vengeance      0-0-0-0     0/0/0       8-18-2-3     6/-37/-31
Luudo, Dark Angel (CAPT), Plague, Shade, Arkane

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Anje, Inanna, Sandy Bear, Dartanyon, Thadius Bantu(7088), Ultima Reguum, Shiv
Squirrel, Archer, Mandorallen, Wicked, Latka, Percheron, Denial, Juneau Dawning. Ace
Of Base.

Brought to you by Master Darque and Oz

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 334): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 332): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 309): STANDBY of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 290): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 262): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 54): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 236): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 334): THE DEATH LORDS (Widowmaker, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 332): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 309): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 290): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 262): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 54): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 236): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): SMOKEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
                          (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Thanks to Inanna for the challenge.  Does my ego a little good.  Would like to
defend the throne a couple of more times, but I'm not sure if that can happen.
Missed the opportunity to write a column last turn, but Crip's been busy catching up
on entering fight data into his record books, and hasn't been paying attention to the
all important communication aspects of this place.  Unfortunately, he's still behind,
and has to prepare for July battles in the land of Miller beverages.

Ace of Base
Royal Flush
Duelmaster of North Fork

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of TEMPLE OF ABARSIS!  Know me for who I am, Zontani 
Sharp Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team ALASKAN 
PIPELINE was unseated this week as ROYAL FLUSH moved up from 4th ranking to take the 
top spot with a 4-1-0 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of BLACK LIGHTNING.  How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 20th team?  Did only my eyes note the 3-1-1 record which AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE 
managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  
PARTY TRAP caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully 
bested NIN QUIRE and was awarded 20 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, PARTY TRAP put down NIN QUIRE, causing her to lose 15 points of 
recognition in the process.  Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was 
on TACTIS AEGER as he bore arms against the Bloodfeud of reigning Duelmaster ACE OF 
BASE.  Not for nothing has ACE OF BASE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's 
throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has 
warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just 
remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In TEMPLE OF ABARSIS "art" is a word 
that has long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the 
team to beat in TEMPLE OF ABARSIS these days is OTTODROME TW.  At least, most blades 
in town are looking to avoid them.  Apparently the stalwarts of FAST FOOD are 
catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the 
avoids.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the 
knowledge that many fighters are after NIN QUIRE.  Watch your back!  I cannot but 
express pride for the fearlessness of MANDORALLEN who cast caution to the winds and 
challenged JUNEAU DAWNING, a fighter 26 points higher.  5 points of newly earned 
recognition and a dose of my admiration is what MANDORALLEN must now weigh against 
the defeat which resulted.  Give ZITH credit for his courage.  Did you note how he 
challenged BIG MAC despite the 28 point difference in their rankings?  Do not the 
gods reward courage?  ZITH it was that claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 
23 points in recognition.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some guilds are strict but few are as heartless as 
AN EPHRAIM.  Witness, last turn they sent GRAHAM, a 5-2-0 fighter, to the Dark Arena! 
My sources at AN EPHRAIM stable claim they've never seen the guild bitterer.  This as 
a result of the untimely demise of GRAHAM.  Beware STOUT!  This week's duel proved 
deadly to FOEDUS NEFARIA as she fell to the more renowned warrior, INANNA.  How will 
IN QETERNUM find revenge?  SOUTH SPOON, may you forever slay thy enemies with 
impunity as you did LIMPER.  Are there none left in ABYSMAL RITES who hold honor as a 
virtue?  Walk proud, warriors of BLACK LIGHTNING!  By striking down PORO CHORO you 
have avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue is known to all in TEMPLE OF 
ABARSIS.  FOEDUS NEFARIA must hold silent, for this week she was humbled in the arena 
by a successful Bloodfeud won by INANNA of TOKEN ENTRY.  Hail INANNA for thy victory! 
Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies 
against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms 
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE OF BASE 6905             12   7  0   152       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KISS OF DEATH 6977           16  15  0   120       DEVIATION (708)
 TNT 5499                     18  17  1   114       PALINDROMES (599)
 ANJE 4109                    18   6  0   107       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 QUADLING 7001                13   7  1   104       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LATKA 6940                   10   3  1   103       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BROOMSTICK 7057               9   6  1   101       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JUNEAU DAWNING 7045          11   4  0   100       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 BASKET 6956                  17   8  0    99       LAND OF OZ (217)
-OFF TO SEE THE... 7033       12   5  2    99       LAND OF OZ (217)
-BAD NEWS BEAR 6486           23  14  1    94       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              15  17  1    94       PALINDROMES (599)
 INANNA 7132                   8   6  2    93       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 RACECAR 5498                 14  19  1    92       PALINDROMES (599)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH TEST 6239               19   9  0    90       STRANGE BREW (661)
 KANA BALLISTIC 6976          15  13  1    90       DEVIATION (708)
 EUREKA PRIDE 7044            12   5  0    90       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 AGARIC 6509                  21  25  0    88       WARHAMMERS (75)
 CHABAT 7193                  21  19  1    87       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934     12   1  0    86       THE OPERA (613)
 ENDEMIC 7265                 17  11  0    80       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 KATIE 5337                   12   7  1    78       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 BARLEY 6377                   8  10  3    78       STRANGE BREW (661)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 6   4  1    78       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 AGOSERIS 6709                17  17  2    77       WARHAMMERS (75)
 NIN QUIRE 5281               16  29  0    77       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 GIZMO 6941                    8   8  1    77       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-TEMPTRESS 6671                6   0  0    77       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             16  12  1    75       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 DARTANYON 7263               15   8  0    74       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 THADITHIC LITHPER 7021        9  13  1    71       DEVIATION (708)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   7  0    68       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 SLIM 7155                     8   2  0    68       SERPENTS HOLD (722)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WICKED 7319                   7   1  0    66       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 DIAZEPAM 7211                 6   5  1    66       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154           6   3  0    66       LES TURFISTES (727)
-CASTLE THUNDER 7159           6   2  0    66       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BLOODFLICKER 7228             8   1  0    63       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 TALKEETNA 7047               12   6  0    62       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 LORAZEPAM 7209                7   4  0    62       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 VELMA XAVIL 6828             11  25  0    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 SCOTT 5299                   12   9  0    57       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 WHOPPER 7121                  7   5  0    57       FAST FOOD (724)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTH SPOON 7161              6   3  1    57       OTTODROME TW (728)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162           6   1  0    57       OTTODROME TW (728)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRESDEN 7237                  5   4  0    55       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-DEATH KISS 5751              12   8  1    54       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 SLYBLADE 7229                 7   3  1    54       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
 LABATTS 6548                  7   4  0    54       STRANGE BREW (661)
 ROHYPNOL 7210                 6   5  1    54       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
-BARNEY BEAR 6512             12  17  0    53       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 BLIZZARD 7119                 8   4  0    53       FAST FOOD (724)
-CARRIE 7172                   7   2  1    53       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 DR. COX 7009                  5   2  1    53       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THORAZINE 7212                6   5  0    52       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 POKEY 7125                    6   6  1    51       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 NORTON 7010                   6   3  0    51       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352               5   2  0    50       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ZITH 7361                     4   4  0    50       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 VEGGIE MONSTER 7224           5   3  0    49       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-URUTO 7105                    5   4  0    49       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 BOOB 7257                     6   4  0    48       PALINDROMES (599)
 YUKON QUEST 7157              7   4  0    47       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 FROSTY 7332                   5   3  0    46       FAST FOOD (724)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 4   1  0    46       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DEKCARC 7068                  6   4  0    45       LOST HONOR (717)
 ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226       5   3  0    45       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 MARTIN LUTHER KING 7384       5   1  0    45       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PERCHERON 7152                5   4  0    45       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NINJA GURP 7362               5   1  0    44       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 HUMMUS HAWK 7333              4   4  1    44       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 THADIUS BANTU 7088            7   6  0    43       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 FANG 7232                     5   5  1    43       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
 LUCCIO 7303                   4   5  1    43       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 MIDAZOLAM 7309                4   6  0    43       CALM AND SEDATE (731)
 KRAIT 7106                    6   4  0    42       SERPENTS HOLD (722)
-SHIV SQUIRREL 7344            3   1  0    42       FURRY FURY (740)
 ULTIMA REGUM 7076            10   5  0    41       IN QETERNUM (718)
 BIG MAC 7120                  8   4  0    40       FAST FOOD (724)
-NIINE 7064                    7   5  1    39       THE BIZZARR (716)
 YORL 7153                     5   2  0    39       LES TURFISTES (727)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 4   6  0    39       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 TENTH INNING 7255             3   5  0    39       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-BLITZWING 7371                3   2  0    39       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-WRAITH 6587                   6   3  2    37       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 ARCHER 7216                   6   5  0    37       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-CHRISTINE 7167                5   4  0    37       KING CHARACTERS (729)
-SUN BEAR 6965                 9   6  2    36       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215             7   3  0    36       OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-ACCUSER 6589                  5   2  0    36       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 PINT 6851                     5   4  0    36       STRANGE BREW (661)
 BOOGER MONSTER 7375           4   3  0    36       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 GENCON 7259                   7   6  0    35       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 RAVAGE 7061                   6   8  1    35       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 GORGON 7058                   6   8  0    34       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 SALAD SLAYER 7334             5   3  0    34       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 QUICKSPAWN 7230               5   5  0    34       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
-PRACTICAL GENE 7349           4   1  1    34       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100              6   6  1    33       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 IDALIA 7336                   5   3  0    33       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 TIME OF TORMENT 7254          5   4  0    33       ABYSMAL RITES (215)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISA KOBBES 7150               5   4  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
 HAWKEYE 7008                  5   4  0    33       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHEESY BEARD 7160             4   5  0    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
 MADFREEZE 7340                3   5  1    33       AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734)
-TUUMS 7065                    5   7  3    32       THE BIZZARR (716)
 TOFU WARRIOR 7223             3   5  0    32       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 MORGAN 7235                   4   5  0    31       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 MISSISSIPPI QUEEN 7445        2   0  0    31       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 AGONY OF DAYS 7207            4   6  0    30       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 SUCCUBUS 7317                 4   4  0    30       BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY (739)
 VENDETTA 7149                 3   8  1    30       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 RIME 7147                     5   6  1    29       FORCE OF WILL (670)
-EVIL ONE 6586                 4   3  1    28       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 TULAIN VORL 7244              4   6  0    28       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 ASTER 6667                    4   1  0    26       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 DOMINUS NOX 7425              2   1  0    26       IN QETERNUM (718)
-SARAPHINE 7063                4   8  0    25       THE BIZZARR (716)
-ANITA BLAKE 7032              3   0  0    25       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-RAGLIN 7067                   6   6  0    24       THE BIZZARR (716)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG DUMMY 7372                3   0  1    23       LOST HONOR (717)
 RUSTY 7296                    3   6  0    23       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 ASYLUM 7297                   3   5  0    23       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 TACTIS AEGER 7395             2   3  1    23       IN QETERNUM (718)
-MOOR WOLF 7348                4   3  1    22       FURRY FURY (740)
 SLOPPY FOE 7331               3   5  0    22       FAST FOOD (724)
 RODDY PIPER 7406              2   2  0    22       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446           2   0  0    22       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STOUT 6957                    1   1  1    21       STRANGE BREW (661)
 MR SELF DESTRUCT 7389         2   4  0    20       DEVIATION (708)
-SANDY BEAR 7233               5   4  0    19       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 CARLOS 7339                   3   6  0    19       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 DIRT BOGART 7430              2   1  1    19       LES TURFISTES (727)
-STABIN PANDA 7346             2   2  0    19       FURRY FURY (740)
-TWISTED THIEF 7070            4   6  0    18       LOST HONOR (717)
 TIA RELWAN 7245               4   6  0    18       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 WRATH 7428                    2   1  0    18       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 STARSCREAM 7419               1   2  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BLAINE THE TRAIN 7338         1   4  0    17       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 DENIAL 7365                   4   3  0    15       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 PORO CHORO 7407               2   2  1    15       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
 ANIL 7402                     2   2  0    15       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 BIG PIGEON 7411               1   0  0    15       THE OPERA (613)
-S. TABBY CAT 7378             2   4  0    14       FURRY FURY (740)
 DR. AWKWARD 7392              2   2  0    14       PALINDROMES (599)
-CHANCE 7069                   2   8  0    14       LOST HONOR (717)
 TENBROUS 7316                 2   7  0    13       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 NZGUL 7390                    3   1  0    12       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-STANDIN SKUNK 7386            2   2  0    12       FURRY FURY (740)
 BRICK 7391                    1   3  0    12       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 MUNDUS DEVORO 7413            3   1  1    11       IN QETERNUM (718)
 JEZEBEL 7367                  3   2  0    11       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-ACE MERRILL 7437              1   0  0    11       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 EMILY 7453                    1   1  0    11       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ANNIHILATOR GATOR 7462        1   0  0    10       DEVIATION (708)
 BILLY BART 7434               2   1  0     9       BEATNIK HORDE (719)
-GUJO 7380                     1   1  0     8       KING CHARACTERS (729)
 SHELLY 7404                   0   4  0     8       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436             2   1  0     7       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 OMEGA 7447                    1   1  0     4       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 JAVELIN 7448                  1   1  0     4       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-MIRACLE 7451                  1   0  0     3       BEATNIK HORDE (719)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDEMPTION 7408               0   3  0     3       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 I HATE THIS JOB 7441          0   2  0     2       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
 ROCK EM 7427                  0   2  0     2       BLOOD MAGIC (720)
-FEZZIK 7439                   0   1  0     1       THE BIZZARR (716)
 BLEEPING BLEEP 7466           0   1  0     1       BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
 BRASA 7457                    0   1  0     1       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 JUSTPASSINTHRUU 7458          0   1  0     1       AN EPHRAIM (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMPER 7003             9  5 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    SOUTH SPOON 7161      300  NOT REVENGED
LOST SOUL 7461          0  1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    MGR 2-0 AS CAPT       304  NONE
NEW PAIR OF SHOE 7460   0  1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215    FROG SHIV             304  NONE
IDITAROD TRAIL 7083     3  2 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 ELEPHANT 7127         300  REVENGED
DONAVAN 4112           11 10 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  BAD NEWS BEAR 6486    300  REVENGED
GRAHAM 7449             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        REAL MGRS DON'T       304  NONE
GRAHAM 7422             2  1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        STOUT 6957            304   
GRAHAM 7388             0  2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        HUMMUS HAWK 7333      300  NOT REVENGED
GRAHAM 7356             5  3 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        OMNIPOTENT OZ         304  NONE
HOKEY POKEY 7416        1  3 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        MGR 2-0 AS CAPT       304  NONE
HUGO SMASH! 7417        0  1 0 AN EPHRAIM 32        MUNDUS DEVORO 7413    301   
THE 100 7373            1  4 0 BLACK LIGHTNING 738  PORO CHORO 7407       303  JUST REVENGED
REQUIEM 7315            1  6 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      MOOR WOLF 7348        302  REVENGED
SOCK EM 7442            0  2 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      DIRT BOGART 7430      304   
SOCK EM 7426            0  1 0 BLOOD MAGIC 720      FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412   302   
GROUPER SLAYER 7464     0  1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 CREAM O'CROP CRI      304  NONE
MALCONTENT 7438         1  1 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY 739 BIG DUMMY 7372        303   
NO THANKS 7463          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DARQUE DISCIPLE       304  NONE
JUDGEMENT DAY 6973     10 14 0 DEVIATION 708        LATKA 6940            303   
KUNG-FOO DROPOUT 7465   0  1 0 FORCE OF WILL 670    CREAM O'CROP CRI      304  NONE
FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412     2  2 2 IN QETERNUM 718      INANNA 7132           304   
GLORIA MUNDI 7398       1  1 1 IN QETERNUM 718      ROHYPNOL 7210         301  REVENGED
CORT 7220               2  4 0 KING CHARACTERS 729  LEGION 7368           301  REVENGED
HUCK 7376               3  4 0 LAND OF OZ 217       MADFREEZE 7340        304   
LEVRIER 7385            2  1 0 LES TURFISTES 727    DR. COX 7009          301   
LEGION 7368             3  1 1 NEW VENGEANCE 721    CARRIE 7172           302   
LYNCH MOB 7409          0  3 0 NEW VENGEANCE 721    OMNIPOTENT OZ         304  NONE
ENVY 7429               0  1 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   HUGO PAKE?? 7421      302  NONE
SALADIN 7213            7  3 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    DIAZEPAM 7211         303   
GYPSY QUEEN 7431        0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       TACTIS AEGER 7395     302  JUST REVENGED
DA1 7415                0  1 0 THE OPERA 613        FROG SHIV             304  NONE
CAPTAIN BYE BYE 7456    0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      MGR 2-0 AS CAPT       304  NONE
MATCHITEHEW 7432        0  2 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      FOEDUS NEFARIA 7412   303  JUST REVENGED
MALIK RIC 6885          2  4 0 WARHAMMERS 75        LUCCIO 7303           302  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It is such a pleasure to see Royal Flush's Ace of Base on The Throne.  Kudos, Crip.
-- Oz The All Praising

Marmaduke -- Speaking of praising, I would like to honor you for your wonderful
challenge of Judgment Day to Mannequin's Latka.  COMMP Squad thanks you greatly for
the ten points.  Yu da man! -- Oz The All thankful
P.S.  Perhaps you missed your chance to be a top-tier manager by not acting on this?
"Nin Quire -- That's just plain embarrassing.  You're making Marms look long and hard
at my future prospects! -- Judgment Day"

Nin Quire -- That was a fun fight--sort of like pickin' up paw paws and puttin' 'em
in your pocket(basket).... -- Basket

Party Trap -- I needed that!  I did.  A win!  Now I am "maxed."  I may just be the
first TW7 Ozer to go to a tournament with top-of-class experience.  I guess that
means I will die? -- Off To See The

Mandorallen -- Thank you; thank you.  I don't think I would have won unless I was
lucky enough to have you challenge me.  You are a true friend. -- Broomstick

Katie -- Sort of like kissing one's sister....  But I liked it! -- Quadling

Frosty -- Oh, go jump in a vat of boiling grease! -- Huck

One, two, and three on the Teams On The Move List!  A big 36 points as top point-
getter.  Way to go COMMP Squad! -- Oz The All Excited

Stormlord -- Allow me to recommend that you leave Juneau Dawning home for this next
tournament.  Why, he might die, and that would be so sad, and I would feel so sorry
for you. -- Oz The All Helpful

Vae Victus -- Your 'repetitive killing clip' was a thing of beauty.  You are quite
the death-bringer, aren't you? -- Oz The all Amused

LP Prowl and LP Earvling Klash -- Nice DA Kills.  You guys are awesome, and your
alliances needed those points badly.  (wink) -- Oz The All Amazed

Congratulations to Smokey The Bear of Bear's Paw, North Fork's newest graduate. -- Oz
The All Praising

See you all in Milwaukee. -- Oz The All Traveling

Carrie -- Well, I'm not happy but you made your point!, or have you? -- Arkane

Gujo -- Why do I even bother? -- Asylum

Gujo -- Want to relive the fight?  Here it is:  I hit you, you cry, Arenamaster stops
me from ending you.  Maybe you should thank him? -- Asylum

     A simple contribution to my retirement fund will do. -- Arenamaster Okel

Asylum -- We will not mock the weak! -- Arkane

Seward Folly -- Good fight. -- Redemption

Ace Merrill -- Well done, I've been bested. -- Jezebel

AC Merrill -- It's not over, not by a long shot.  We will meet again. -- Jezebel

Lynch Mob -- Bye, bye, haha.  Let this be a lesson to all in new vengeance.  I'm
looking in your direction, Redemption! -- Arkane

Legion -- You fought well.  Rest, my friend--Tourney of the Dead is around the
corner.  Until then. -- Arkane

Arkane -- Happy anniversary! -- Club Fed

An Ephraim -- You cheated me out of my bloodfeud.  Hopefully I can get her back in
the Tourney of the Dead. -- Skaven

Tenth Inning -- Two death intent statements against Gorgon and no kill.  Either your
aim is bad or Gorgon is too dumb to know when to die. -- Skaven

     Is there a vote on this? -- NAIEI

Club Fed -- Okay.  Time for an end of tourney rally.  Let's at least end in the
positives. -- Skaven

Jorja -- Nin Quire has been the popularity leader for as long as I can remember.
What is the secret? -- Skaven

Black Lightning -- I regret that one of your fine warriors met his ultimate end at
the hands of one of my great warriors.  To think I had hopes of avoiding such a
ghastly incident during this Turf War.  Please accept my sincere apology and may your
next warrior be that much better. -- mgr, Beatnik Horde

Bloodflicker -- Well, hmm... not the way I expected it to go.  I will be very very
sure to train for next time.  Good fight, friend! -- the only Thadius Bantu

The 100 -- It was like a tornado coming down on me; hit, hit, hit.  Holy cow, I was
seeing stars.  I just went crazy like some wer creature... So sorry for sending ya to
your maker. -- Poro Choro

     Nah, a tornado isn't like that.  A tornado is more "WHAMMM!!!"

Tenbrous -- DA! DA! DA! DA!  Enough said. -- Billy Bart

Graham 6.0 -- How many brothers you got?  Sheesh!  Anyway, I hope you learned the
power of the piper! -- Roddy Piper

Graham 8.0 -- Uh duh...  Did you not fight Roody.  I confuse. -- Miracle

TW VII Scorers -- Ya, I hated it too there was a mix up at Creation did not think I
could change names.  Headache over for all. -- Beatnik Horde

Javeline -- Sorry to hear about the mess up I would hate to have you feel cheated I
would be happy to accept a rematch to sate your honor. -- Poro Choro

Fratsfa Slave -- One day you will be free, but could you survive out there on your
own? -- Dartanyon

South Spoon -- I have hang nails older than you.  Well fought and good challenge,
it's the kind that I like.  I prefer chopsticks, tho. -- Endemic

Dr Awkard -- Yes, yes, you are. -- Gencon

Tia Relwan -- Cutbacks at the ludous would see me come to the arena without arms.
Well, not without arms but without a sharp pointy thing.  It might as well have been
without arms.  We'll do that again. -- Rusty

Don Guido -- A honorable fight by that boy Poro Choro.  May the blood of your house
cover the sands in the days to come in memory of The 100.  Looks like I really should
have picked The 99, or even The 101 when they were presented to me, maybe their fates
would have been different.  Poro Choro's, on the otherhand, may Greywand be with him.
-- Dark Angel

Good thing Otis IS a drunk or I might not have been able to flatten him. -- LP Klash

Kowalski -- Couldn't end it quick, and it nearly killed me.  *sigh* -- Rime

     "Nearly" is nothing to complain about.

Isa Kobbes -- You're a WHAT? -- Vendetta

Dekcard -- Couldn't hold the bloody initiative! -- Idalia

     You need no-skid gloves.

Agony of Days -- That was just plain ugly. -- Denial

Congrats to PL Smokey Bear and to Ace of Base on maintaining the throne.  Dark days
for Force of Will with two 1-4 turns in a row and a complete waste of space as a
replacement for Klash.  Honestly, who vets these replacements?  Torchlight, here I
come. *wry grin* -- Michael Eldritch

Mike E -- Cool, what games are you in?  We are in HW 863 (slow), we have Asga, Khau,
Kusa.  Keep that chin up, the two of you are doing well, sorry I was not able to run
with you guys this year. -- Liam the Goth

Oz -- Thanks, buddy. -- Liam

Chabat -- You make little sense. -- Party Trap

Talkeetna -- Apparently you weren't a good target for my secondary challenge. -- Boob

Eureka Pride -- That was a definitely a revealing moment for me, but not one of pride
or triumph. -- Racecar

Elephant --  Out of all my brothers, I was probably the best match up for you with
the way you've been running recently.  But I would have felt left out if I didn't at
least get my turn!  We'll make up for it on the last round of Bloodfeuds! -- Yukon
Quest

Racecar -- Good speed on the straightaway, but your handling on the corners leaves
something to be desired!  Thanks for the rating! -- Eureka Pride

Gizmo -- I wonder... If Master Darque fed you after midnight, would you fight a
little differently?  I hope he at least doesn't get you wet.  Oh well, just something
to think about! -- Juneau Dawning

Boob -- I act that way every so often, especially after happy hour! -- Talkeetna

Emily -- Sorry for the rude welcome to our lovely arena, but I've been known to
commit a folly or two in the past! -- Seward Folly

Warhammers -- Thanks for taking it easy on Luccio last turn. -- Bill the Bard

Agaric -- Assuming that wasn't an input error, thanks for the consideration.  Too bad
for me I made you pull the backup! -- Luccio

T of T -- A giant, huh?  "Barely enormous" or "merely huge" are clearly inadequate
descriptions. -- Dresden

Rime -- If I keep that up maybe I'll have a record as good as yours.  Good fight. --
Kowalski

Tulain Vorl -- That was kind of fun until you got upset. -- Carlos

Tuums -- Yeah, I almost had you right where I wanted you. -- Morgan

Kana Ballistic -- Have you not been paying attention?  I am supposed to beat your
style, now wake up and follow the script. -- Chabat

Broomstick -- I could have sworn you were an axe handle, OUCH!!!! -- Mandorallen who
may have to change his name go Womandorallen if this keeps up!

S.S.S.S.S.S. Tabby C-C-C-Cat -- SSSSSSSSSSo nicccccce to make your acquaintancccccce.
-- Zithhhhhhhh

Chessy Beard -- Sorry dude, I thought that was Chessy Bread, and I was sooooo hungry,
won't happen again.  Sorry! -- Mr. Wolf the ravanous.

Hokey Pokey -- You put the short sword in, you pull the short sword out, you parry
with the shield and shake it all about. -- Javelin who loves this dance

Ace of Base -- Congrats on the throne...again...now make like a pair and split. --
Pawn of Prophecy

Sorry, no time to do personals today.  Maybe double next time? -- Jorjaand the Middle
Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRAHAM was viciously butchered by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRAHAM was viciously butchered by REAL MGRS DON'T DA in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
HOKEY POKEY was murdered by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LYNCH MOB was butchered by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GROUPER SLAYER was assassinated by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by FROG SHIV in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
NEW PAIR OF SHOES was viciously butchered by FROG SHIV in a 4 minute Dark Arena match.
LOST SOUL was easily killed by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KUNG-FOO DROPOUT was slaughtered by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPTAIN BYE BYE was slaughtered by MGR 2-0 AS CAPT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO THANKS was assassinated by DARQUE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ACE OF BASE vanquished TACTIS AEGER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title fight.
INANNA executed FOEDUS NEFARIA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
AGOSERIS overpowered LUCCIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
TALKEETNA slimly lost to ELEPHANT in a exciting 6 minute brutal Bloodfeud contest.
GENCON bested PORO CHORO in a 2 minute Bloodfeud bout.
TNT handily defeated KANA BALLISTIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
PARTY TRAP vanquished NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GIZMO was vanquished by BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MANDORALLEN was viciously subdued by JUNEAU DAWNING in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
CHABAT was demolished by LATKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THORAZINE was overpowered by DARTANYON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DIAZEPAM was bested by ENDEMIC in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
BLIZZARD defeated THADIUS BANTU in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
RAVAGE was handily defeated by POKEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BOOB was unbelievably bested by SCOTT in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge bout.
NORTON overpowered ARCHER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SUCCUBUS was savagely defeated by HUMMUS HAWK in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
ROHYPNOL subdued FANG in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
WICKED overpowered YUKON QUEST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARTIN LUTHER KING overpowered AGONY OF DAYS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TENTH INNING was overcome by VEGGIE MONSTER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
LORAZEPAM defeated DR. COX in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
DOMINUS NOX was overcome by ARTICHOKE ON THIS! in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MORGAN luckily beat CHEESY BEARD in a tiresome 19 minute brutal Challenge fight.
YORL beat VENDETTA in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
GORGON was demolished by FROSTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
ZITH defeated BIG MAC in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
NINJA GURP demolished DRAGO KAZOV in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RODDY PIPER was overpowered by KRAIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MR. WOLF savagely defeated PERCHERON in a 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
CARLOS was demolished by RIME in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HUCK was executed by MADFREEZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TIME OF TORMENT handily defeated BRICK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SEWARD FOLLY was overpowered by RUSTY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge battle.
ROCK EM was devastated by WRATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STARSCREAM won victory over TIA RELWAN in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN devastated BILLY BART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JACK B. NIMBLE handily defeated TENBROUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KISS OF DEATH overpowered AGARIC in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ANJE vanquished THADITHIC LITHPER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BASKET overcame BARLEY in a action packed 3 minute master's bout.
EUREKA PRIDE was subdued by QUADLING in a exciting 3 minute master's match.
RACECAR demolished SOUTH SPOON in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
HIGH TEST unbelievably bested PETIT JARDINIA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute contest.
KATIE devastated WHOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SLIM devastated SALAD SLAYER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLOODFLICKER subdued MIDAZOLAM in a 1 minute contest.
VELMA XAVIL devastated QUICKSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLYBLADE vanquished TOFU WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WILHELM SCREAM overpowered ASYLUM in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DRESDEN bested ULTIMA REGUM in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
ISA KOBBES lost to KOWALSKI in a 5 minute match.
LABATTS overcame IDALIA in a 2 minute bloody battle.
HAWKEYE overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TULAIN VORL was beaten by PINT in a exciting 6 minute brawl.
BOOGER MONSTER vanquished DENIAL in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
WITCH DOCTOR defeated DR. AWKWARD in a 2 minute fight.
MR SELF DESTRUCT overpowered SHELLY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ANIL was beaten by ASTER in a 3 minute brutal battle.
SLOPPY FOE outwaited JAVELIN in a tiresome 12 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
MUNDUS DEVORO unbelievably bested I HATE THIS JOB in a 2 minute novice's contest.
DIRT BOGART murdered SOCK EM in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GRAHAM was assassinated by STOUT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
REDEMPTION was bested by NZGUL in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
OMEGA was outlasted by JEZEBEL in a monotonous 9 minute amateur's duel.
EMILY overpowered BLEEPING BLEEP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BIG PIGEON handily defeated JUSTPASSINTHRUU in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ANNIHILATOR GATOR vanquished BRASA in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         STRIKING ATTACK  165 - 131 - 11      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         LUNGING ATTACK   131 - 128 -  8      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  38 -  2      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  50 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         WALL OF STEEL     70 -  84 -  6      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       80 -  97 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   56 -  70 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         AIMED BLOW        91 - 114 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  19 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    58 -  80 -  7      42  |

Turn 304 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      7 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        7 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 11     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 18         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         8 - 14         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ACE OF BASE 6905           12   7  0  152 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   KISS OF DEATH 6977         16  15  0  120 DEVIATION (708)
BASHING ATTACK   TNT 5499                   18  17  1  114 PALINDROMES (599)
AIMED BLOW       ANJE 4109                  18   6  0  107 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROOMSTICK 7057             9   6  1  101 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUNEAU DAWNING 7045        11   4  0  100 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
TOTAL PARRY      BASKET 6956                17   8  0   99 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL    INANNA 7132                 8   6  2   93 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-LUNGE      EUREKA PRIDE 7044          12   5  0   90 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NIN QUIRE 5281.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PETIT JARDINIA 7154.  The ten other most popular fighters were TULAIN VORL 7244, 
BOOB 7257, BARLEY 6377, JUNEAU DAWNING 7045, BLIZZARD 7119, HUMMUS HAWK 7333, DRESDEN 
7237, DR. COX 7009, TIME OF TORMENT 7254, and ELEPHANT 7127.

The least popular fighter this week was MORGAN 7235.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHEESY BEARD 7160, SLOPPY FOE 7331, JAVELIN 7448, JEZEBEL 7367, OMEGA 
7447, PERCHERON 7152, DENIAL 7365, CARLOS 7339, BRASA 7457, and JUSTPASSINTHRUU 7458.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SMOKEY BEAR (47-6354) THE BEAR'S PAW (150)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes