DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/14/2012 Duedate: 03/12/2012
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-312
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GIZMO
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-6941) [13-10-1,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GIZMO BRADLY GORE
DARQUE FORCES (396) ASSASSINS GUILD (742)
(47-6941) [13-10-1,124] (47-7526) [4-2-1,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PARTY TRAP RAVAGE
PALINDROMES (599) OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
(47-5496) [20-19-1,113] (47-7061) [10-12-2,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 48
2. OTTODROME TW (728) 44 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
3. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 42 Unchartered Team
4. SUPERHEROS (747) 41
5. CLAN PENDRAGON (743) 36 SUPERHEROS (747)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 71 44 3 61.7 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 5 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 662 412 23 61.6 2/ 7 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 9 6 3
3/ 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 339 223 25 60.3 3/ 1 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 4 0
4/ 5 OTTODROME TW (728) 41 27 3 60.3 4/ 5 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 8 7 2
5/ 0*SUPERHEROS (747) 3 2 0 60.0 5/ 3 PALINDROMES (599) 6 3 1
6/ 6 THE OPERA (613) 132 90 4 59.5 6/12 IN QETERNUM (718) 6 4 0
7/ 8 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733) 47 34 4 58.0 7/13 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 6 6 1
8/ 7 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 88 64 7 57.9 8/ 4 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 6 8 1
9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 786 603 39 56.6 9/16 OTTODROME TW (728) 5 4 1
10/11 FAST FOOD (724) 47 41 1 53.4 10/18 FAST FOOD (724) 4 3 1
11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 221 197 17 52.9 11/ 9 WARHAMMERS (75) 4 5 0
12/12 BLACK LIGHTNING (738) 167 156 12 51.7 12/ 6 TORUS (32) 4 6 0
13-13 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 175 164 11 51.6 13/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 4 6 0
14-14 IRON LEGION (652) 26 25 2 51.0 14/ 0*SONS OF SET (746) 3 2 0
15/15 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 55 54 7 50.5 15/19 THE OPERA (613) 3 2 0
16/17 PALINDROMES (599) 84 103 6 44.9 16- 8 IRON LEGION (652) 3 2 0
17/18 WARHAMMERS (75) 338 427 17 44.2 17-10 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 3 2 0
18/16 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 26 34 2 43.3 18/ 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 TORUS (32) 201 268 19 42.9 19/ 0*SUPERHEROS (747) 3 2 0
20-20*GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741) 9 12 2 42.9 20/15 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 2 5 0
21-21 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 105 144 4 42.2 21/21*ASSASSINS GUILD (742) 2 6 0
22/22 IN QETERNUM (718) 46 64 5 41.8 22/24*CLAN PENDRAGON (743) 2 8 0
23/ 0*SONS OF SET (746) 4 6 0 40.0 23-22 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 1 4 0
24/24*ASSASSINS GUILD (742) 9 18 1 33.3 24-23*GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741) 1 6 0
25/26*CLAN PENDRAGON (743) 2 8 0 20.0 25/14 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Torus: absolute, perfect, infinite 95% unsensed. Simmering motionless: aimed
ninja-dervishes in donuts. Even total-scopes detect only glaze and jimmies; pop only
sheening bubbles atop their silent waters vortexing down tub drains. Track only
sparking clouds above their invisible winds swirling into high-pressure tornado
spouts. Shart only storming planets on crests of their dark wave-ripples spiraling
into kiln-hot suns. Hubble-photo only frothing galaxy crusts of their nano-
vibrations tiding into and out through core black holes. (Wjat? In and out of
holes.) 95% balanced, poised, calm fulid. 5% tension, conflict, kangarro-kick,
sniper-shot, crane-stab, skywalker ozdeatstar-exploder.
Grahambadil the Old
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 342): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 247): KK of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): AVONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 343): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 342): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 247): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgrs.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
KATIE of ALL STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
AGARIC of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
(turn 310): RACECAR of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal)
AGOSERIS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): BULLDOG of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)
(turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 246): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, it's good to be the top dog in this town again! First of all I have to
apologize for not writing a column last month. Stormlord, I and the rest of our crew
were recovering from our Grand Tournament hangover traveling halfway across Alastari.
Couldn't make it into the Commission on time to address our fine city properly. But
glad to get another chance to be your Duelmaster again, and finally give a small
going away speech. For it turns out that I finally got my invite to the Isle! It
was a great ride, full of twists and turns. This was a great arena to compete in and
be a part of. Hopefully my young stablemates can pick up the torch and help carry
Team LOL to victory in the next Turf War. As for my last challenge, since we
couldn't rename the Dark Arena monsters, I decided to face one instead and test my
mettle in the night fights! I think Stormy wants to say a few words now, but I bid
all of you farewell!
Your Duelmaster,
Eureka Pride
For all of you who might be interested, Eureka Pride was part of my original team
that I had initially put into North Fork. At the time on paper, I thought he was my
third best warrior on the team. Believe it or not I thought Juneau Dawning was the
fourth best. My two best warriors on that original stable, or so I thought, died
early on and so wasn't sure about the remnants of my squad. But it turned out that
along with Juneau, Eureka was the anchor of my Turf War team here. I guess stats on
paper don't mean as much as knack out on the sands. As I promised Gentleben, Eureka
Pride's stats are: 11(+2)-14(+1)-9-17-15-4-17. He is leaving here with 4 Masters
and an Exp. His faves turned out to be Mod/Mod, favors the Scimitar, learns Riposte
and likes the Dodge Tactic. Not bad faves, so will get to fight again in ADM.
-- Stormlord
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games. Former top team ROYAL FLUSH was
unseated this week as LAND OF OZ moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with
a 3-1-0 record for the round. GLORY DISCIPLES bore the brunt of major assault on
their standings this week as they dropped to 25th position as the result of going
0-5-0! Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness how
this week FAST FOOD went 2-1-1 to move up 8 in the rankings. Did only my eyes note
the 3-1-1 record which OTTODROME TW managed to post this round? I don't doubt that
such a record will draw challengers! WILHELM SCREAM caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested KATIE and was awarded 19 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, PARTY TRAP put down YUKON
QUEST, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in the process. Most watched of
the fights this week, the spotlight was on FRENCH FRYER as he bore arms against the
Dark Arena Challenge of reigning Duelmaster EUREKA PRIDE. Not for nothing has EUREKA
PRIDE in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven
his combat skill yet again. Informants "close" to the city champion have told me
that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city NORTH FORK. My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in NORTH
FORK these days is ROYAL FLUSH. At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid
them. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the
better part of last week avoiding ROYAL FLUSH. Indeed it was OBSIDIAN ORDER. Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. LUGH THE LONGARM take
warning! You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK. WRATH must really be
harboring a grudge against the GLORY DISCIPLES guild! Merciless, 17 challenged down
MARCUS points this week to duel with he. Few would not have guessed the outcome of
the bout as MARCUS was dealt death by WRATH. Is this what passes for courage in
NORTH FORK? I cannot but express pride for the fearlessness of MORGAN LEFEY who cast
caution to the winds and challenged SEWARD FOLLY, a fighter 28 points higher. Do not
the gods reward courage? MORGAN LEFEY it was that claimed victory in the bout, while
also rising 20 points in recognition. A match that raised a few eyebrows at the
games this week, it seems that DILECTONON FERIO posted a challenge against the more
highly recognized GENCON. The results, you ask? Well, the firebrand DILECTONON
FERIO was bested by GENCON. Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? EUREKA PRIDE has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of
his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! Strange what
qualities come forth in the face of certain doom. DONETO has the town astir with the
news of his Dark Arena victory! I must report the passing of MARCUS, veteran of many
duels. 6-6-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.
Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena there is only the
brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
The girls are as pretty in NORTH FORK as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember - the pen is
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIZMO 6941 13 10 1 124 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARTY TRAP 5496 20 19 1 113 PALINDROMES (599)
BIG MAC 7120 13 5 0 110 FAST FOOD (724)
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 11 3 0 103 OTTODROME TW (728)
MICE CREAM 6265 13 4 1 101 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 11 9 0 99 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-MANDORALLEN 7179 18 16 1 96 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
SALAD SLAYER 7334 10 6 1 94 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
ENDEMIC 7265 21 15 0 93 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YUKON QUEST 7157 11 6 0 89 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
HUMMUS HAWK 7333 9 7 1 89 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
BROOMSTICK 7057 13 10 1 88 LAND OF OZ (217)
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226 11 5 1 88 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
-SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 12 1 0 86 THE OPERA (613)
RAVAGE 7061 10 12 2 82 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-MR. WOLF 7401 8 3 0 79 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BOOB 7257 12 6 0 78 PALINDROMES (599)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ULTIMA REGUM 7076 14 8 0 76 IN QETERNUM (718)
TALKEETNA 7047 15 11 0 74 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
FROSTY 7332 7 6 0 73 FAST FOOD (724)
GENCON 7259 13 8 2 70 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
TOFU WARRIOR 7223 7 9 0 70 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 10 6 1 69 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
TENTH INNING 7255 7 9 0 68 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WRATH 7428 7 4 1 66 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-BLIZZARD 7119 10 6 0 65 FAST FOOD (724)
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 11 9 1 61 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 8 6 0 61 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN 7445 6 1 0 61 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
STARSCREAM 7419 5 5 0 60 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BRADLY GORE 7526 4 2 1 60 ASSASSINS GUILD (742)
-HAMMER 6170 5 5 0 58 IRON LEGION (652)
SOUTH SPOON 7161 8 6 1 57 OTTODROME TW (728)
-ZITH 7361 7 7 0 57 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRESCENT 6167 6 5 0 53 IRON LEGION (652)
-AGONY OF DAYS 7207 7 7 0 48 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
ACE HARDWARE 7492 4 0 0 48 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ASTROTRAIN 7352 8 6 0 46 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BLADE 6168 7 4 0 43 IRON LEGION (652)
BRO'TOR 7546 6 6 0 42 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
BIG PIGEON 7411 3 2 0 42 THE OPERA (613)
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 7 5 1 41 OTTODROME TW (728)
BLITZWING 7371 5 7 0 40 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DILECTONON FERIO 7483 3 4 0 40 IN QETERNUM (718)
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 6 2 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOMINUS NOX 7425 5 5 0 36 IN QETERNUM (718)
-EMILY 7453 4 4 0 36 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SCIMITAR 6169 4 7 0 33 IRON LEGION (652)
DONETO 7534 1 0 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728)
RUSTY 7296 7 10 0 31 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
TACTIS AEGER 7395 3 9 1 29 IN QETERNUM (718)
LUGH THE LONGARM 7548 7 4 1 28 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
FENCE 7498 4 1 0 28 LAND OF OZ (217)
SEWARD FOLLY 7436 6 5 0 27 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
CHRISTOS 7549 5 7 1 27 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
GLUTTONY 7539 3 0 0 27 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
BLEEPING BLEEP 7466 4 5 0 25 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
-DR. AWKWARD 7392 3 3 1 25 PALINDROMES (599)
CANUM MOERDART 7531 2 1 0 24 IN QETERNUM (718)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EMERALD 7478 5 2 0 23 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LEVIATHAN 7527 2 3 0 22 ASSASSINS GUILD (742)
PARSIFAL 7414 2 0 0 21 THE OPERA (613)
MORGAN LEFEY 7540 1 1 0 21 CLAN PENDRAGON (743)
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 2 5 0 19 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NZGUL 7390 5 3 0 18 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
KHAN 7503 2 3 1 18 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-KIKI 7485 2 2 0 17 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-JAVELIN 7448 4 4 0 16 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BANE FOR HER 7567 2 0 0 16 SONS OF SET (746)
-CATHERD 7519 2 0 0 14 TORUS (32)
THE HUNTRESS 7542 1 1 0 14 CLAN PENDRAGON (743)
SCORCHER 7517 2 2 0 12 WARHAMMERS (75)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPIDERMAN 7571 1 0 0 12 SUPERHEROS (747)
WENDY 7552 1 0 1 11 FAST FOOD (724)
-OWL KNIGHT 7521 3 1 0 10 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
DING DONG 7516 3 1 0 10 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRANE KNIGHT 7524 2 2 1 9 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
-IAN MOORE 7528 2 3 0 9 ASSASSINS GUILD (742)
-HAWK KNIGHT 7522 2 3 0 9 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
MUMMY'S BOY 7569 1 1 0 9 SONS OF SET (746)
NOVA 7573 1 0 0 8 SUPERHEROS (747)
-EAGLE KNIGHT 7525 1 3 1 7 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
DEI-MAN VAILL 7547 1 4 0 7 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
RA POWER 7565 1 1 0 7 SONS OF SET (746)
-FALCON KNIGHT 7523 1 3 0 6 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
JEAN-LUC 7530 0 5 0 5 ASSASSINS GUILD (742)
THE FRACTAL LADY 7556 1 1 0 4 TORUS (32)
STORM 7575 1 0 0 3 SUPERHEROS (747)
LIAM SILVERLEAF 7541 0 2 0 2 CLAN PENDRAGON (743)
LYTHAR KATHAL 7543 0 2 0 2 CLAN PENDRAGON (743)
XANDER MANX 7544 0 2 0 2 CLAN PENDRAGON (743)
-ARCTURUS 7490 0 2 0 2 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
MAHESSACRE 7568 0 2 0 2 SONS OF SET (746)
PERRETHO 7566 0 1 0 1 SONS OF SET (746)
SUPERKALEIDER 7585 0 1 0 1 TORUS (32)
ZEKE 7584 0 1 0 1 LAND OF OZ (217)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 VEGGIE MONSTER 7224 312 NONE
MASTER DARQUE 0 0 0 SALAD SLAYER 7334 312 NONE
DENALI PEAK 7495 1 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE 714 KHAN 7503 312
NO NOT AGAIN 7586 0 1 0 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457 DARK MATTER 312 NONE
WINGED MONKEY 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DONETO 7534 312 NONE
MARCUS 7545 6 6 0 GLORY DISCIPLES 744 WRATH 7428 312
TENSILE 6392 4 1 2 IRON LEGION 652 RAVAGE 7061 310
EASY CHEESY 6902 1 4 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 DARK MATTER 312 NONE
FLOUR CHILD 6869 6 5 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 FLUSH THE JOHN 312 NONE
GREED 7487 3 1 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715 TENSILE 6392 309 REVENGED
MARTIN LUTHER KI 7384 8 4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 GENCON 7259 311
DOOM 7572 0 1 0 SUPERHEROS 747 FLUSH THE JOHN 312 NONE
TICK 7574 0 1 0 SUPERHEROS 747 BANANA SPLIT 312 NONE
ILLUMINED WARD 7557 1 1 0 TORUS 32 DARK MATTER 312 NONE
SUNSET PEACE 7592 0 1 0 WARHAMMERS 75 WENDY 7552 312
PERSONAL ADS
Agoseris -- We want to salute you on your hard-working and intelligent journey. Well
done! -- All Us OZers
Assur -- Didn't the two of us just have a party? In Adepts? In Tempe? It was an
honor. As to the Turf Wars... coming to a theater near you late next summer after
The Philly Face. -- Oz The All Knowing
Katie, Agaric, Eureka Pride -- Congrats and kudos on the well-deserved Lord
Protectorships! We will miss you all. (sort of) -- Oz The All Praising
Hey! Look at those Glory Disciples! Already a warrior on The Stylemaster list!
Well done! -- Oz The All Congratulatory
Dei-Man Vaill -- I treasure the win, but I am sorry it was a random with your team.
I want you Disciples to do well in North Fork. Oz says to feel free to contact him
anytime for advice/info, as he will continue Teacher's tutorship, if you wish. --
Fence
Mississippi Queen! No fair! You got all that fine FTF tournament experience! You
are too good for me. You are a diamond and I am a mere... Emerald
I cannot say anything because I am dead! -- Brain
P.S. Oz is a hypocrite, I say.
Wilhelm Scream -- You showed me what to do with that broomstick, and now I have to go
to get the stinky thing removed, Salute. -- Broomstick
Khan -- It took a while, but I feel good. -- Ding Dong
Health; humility; honor. -- Oz The All Motivational
It's coming... It's coming... TURF WARS... late summer 2012. Master Darque and Oz
The Organizer will be putting the rules together soon.
Boob -- Couldn't you even try to take it into extra time? -- Tenth Inning
Gencon -- And to think I used to consider myself a rather peaceful chap. -- Martin
Luther King
Dominus Nox -- Some old things just don't measure up. -- Jack B. Nimble
Emerald -- Nice little ante you put up on the steamboat. -- Mississippi Queen
Christos -- We were wondering why we hadn't noticed your squad despite the number of
fights under your belt. Here! Have a Super-duper-uber-schmuper tool belt to help
hold that up. -- Ace Hardware
Eureka Pride, Katie, Agaric -- Congrats on your invites. Do North Fork proud. --
Crip, mgr of Royal Flush
Death to all couriers and lawyers!! Two months ago my warriors were slated to join
the lists, but due to a teency tiny technical error, the petition was returned.
Victory surely would have been mine but for the lawyers who then proclaimed the forms
late and invalid. Perhaps we should hold a special tourney? Gladiators vs lawyers
anyone?! -- Vae Victus, In Qeternum
Xander -- Perhaps you should protect your head a bit more. -- Canum
Eureka Pride -- Thanks for the challenge. I gladly take it for a chance at the
throne! Just need to survive the next two weeks to join you on the Isle of the Eye!
Congrats. -- Party Trap
Tenth Inning -- I have no patience to wait so long. Catch me earlier and I'll be
much more accommodating. But to expect me to be nice after 9 innings is just too
much! -- Boob
Looks like the top ranks are clearing out in advance of the next Turf War. Should be
very interesting if the graduations continue! Congrats to all the grads (especially
mine). -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EUREKA PRIDE butchered FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FLOUR CHILD was slaughtered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
EASY CHEESY was barely slain by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
ILLUMINED WARD was slain by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO NOT AGAIN was butchered by DARK MATTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DONETO assassinated WINGED MONKEY in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
TICK was butchered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DOOM was slaughtered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PARTY TRAP devastated YUKON QUEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BIG MAC overpowered AGARIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
FROSTY was vanquished by ENDEMIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ULTIMA REGUM defeated TOFU WARRIOR in a popular 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN overpowered PRACTICAL GENE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
WRATH executed MARCUS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE was devastated by BRADLY GORE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DILECTONON FERIO was demolished by GENCON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ACE HARDWARE overpowered RUSTY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DOMINUS NOX overpowered CHRISTOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GLUTTONY unbelievably bested LUGH THE LONGARM in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
CANUM MOERDART devastated DEI-MAN VAILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MORGAN LEFEY subdued SEWARD FOLLY in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
FENCE unbelievably bested THUNDERCRACKER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
ARTICHOKE ON THIS! was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute fight.
GIZMO handily defeated TENTH INNING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title duel.
KATIE was savagely defeated by WILHELM SCREAM in a 2 minute gory veteran's match.
QUEEN OF TARTS won victory over RAVAGE in a action packed 4 minute veteran's match.
MICE CREAM overpowered BOOB in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUMMUS HAWK overpowered STARSCREAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TALKEETNA was overpowered by BROOMSTICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SALAD SLAYER executed MASTER DARQUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRAGO KAZOV overcame BRO'TOR in a 2 minute brutal fight.
VEGGIE MONSTER murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ASTROTRAIN was beaten by LUMINOUS LOX in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
BLITZWING viciously subdued BLEEPING BLEEP in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
SOUTH SPOON demolished TACTIS AEGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIG PIGEON overpowered KAT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PARSIFAL demolished LYTHAR KATHAL in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
JEAN-LUC lost to NOVA in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
LIAM SILVERLEAF was beaten by SCORCHER in a 2 minute novice's competition.
THE HUNTRESS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
XANDER MANX was defeated by BANE FOR HER in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's battle.
DING DONG outwaited PERRETHO in a crowd boring 12 minute amateur's match.
KHAN viciously butchered DENALI PEAK in a 4 minute brutal amateur's fight.
THE FRACTAL LADY was overcome by SPIDERMAN in a 2 minute amateur's melee.
RA POWER savagely defeated SUPERKALEIDER in a 2 minute brutal novice's match.
MAHESSACRE was savagely defeated by STORM in a tiring 7 minute gruesome novice's duel.
MUMMY'S BOY savagely defeated ZEKE in a exciting 6 minute beginner's competition.
WENDY easily killed SUNSET PEACE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 STRIKING ATTACK 119 - 97 - 6 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 103 - 96 - 8 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 TOTAL PARRY 63 - 64 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 26 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 AIMED BLOW 77 - 85 - 3 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 42 - 4 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 53 - 5 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 54 - 4 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 34 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 17 - 1 23 |
Turn 312 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 10 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 8 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GIZMO 6941 13 10 1 124 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK PARTY TRAP 5496 20 19 1 113 PALINDROMES (599)
AIMED BLOW BIG MAC 7120 13 5 0 110 FAST FOOD (724)
LUNGING ATTACK WILHELM SCREAM 7162 11 3 0 103 OTTODROME TW (728)
SLASHING ATTACK MICE CREAM 6265 13 4 1 101 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TOTAL PARRY QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 11 9 0 99 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ENDEMIC 7265 21 15 0 93 BLACK LIGHTNING (738)
WALL OF STEEL TALKEETNA 7047 15 11 0 74 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
PARRY-LUNGE DRAGO KAZOV 7100 11 9 1 61 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PARTY TRAP 5496. The most popular warrior this turn
was RAVAGE 7061. The ten other most popular fighters were MUMMY'S BOY 7569, TOFU
WARRIOR 7223, LUGH THE LONGARM 7548, SEWARD FOLLY 7436, ARTICHOKE ON THIS! 7226,
LUMINOUS LOX 6495, ACE HARDWARE 7492, THUNDERCRACKER 7467, WILHELM SCREAM 7162, and
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980.
The least popular fighter this week was DING DONG 7516. The other ten least popular
fighters were STORM 7575, ZEKE 7584, MAHESSACRE 7568, SUNSET PEACE 7592,
SUPERKALEIDER 7585, THE FRACTAL LADY 7556, DENALI PEAK 7495, XANDER MANX 7544, LYTHAR
KATHAL 7543, and TACTIS AEGER 7395.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PARTY TRAP (47-5496) PALINDROMES (599)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KATIE (47-5337) ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
AGARIC (47-6509) WARHAMMERS (75)
EUREKA PRIDE (47-7044) ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372)
MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616)
GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196)
SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487)
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502)
ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575)
UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)
TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535)
MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035)
DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124)
RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes