DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/28/2012    Duedate: 09/24/2012

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-319

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROOMSTICK
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7057) [15-10-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BROOMSTICK                     EXPOSED
LAND OF OZ (217)               HORNY GOAT X (750)
(47-7057) [15-10-1,112]        (47-7595) [4-0-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           WRATH
CHEERS (659)                   OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
(47-6227) [7-14-1,66]          (47-7428) [11-6-3,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (748)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IRON LEGION (652)           43
2. HORNY GOAT X (750)          42      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. CHEERS (659)                42      Unchartered Team
4. LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)       40
5. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)     37      OBG! (765)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/11*OBG! (765)                 7   3  1 70.0   1/16*SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      8  2 0
 2/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (748)       9   4  0 69.2   2/ 2 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  4 0
 3/10*DREAMS OF KADATH (762)     6   3  0 66.7   3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  4 0
 4/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         677 421 24 61.7   4/25*OBG! (765)                7  3 1
 5- 5 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     67  44  4 60.4   5/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  3 0
 6/ 7*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)     6   4  1 60.0   6- 1 VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)     7  3 0
 7/33*TEAM TOONS (764)           6   4  0 60.0   7/30*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   7  3 0
 8- 8*ILLUMINATED ONES (767)     3   2  0 60.0   8/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  5 0
 9/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)     233 157 21 59.7   9/19*HORNY GOAT X (750)        7  6 1
10/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   345 236 25 59.4  10/33 CHEERS (659)              7  8 1
11/14 LES TURFISTES (727)       44  31  1 58.7  11/23*DREAMS OF KADATH (762)    6  3 0
12/15 OTTODROME TW (728)        52  38  3 57.8  12/28 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     6  4 1
13/13 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    84  62  3 57.5  13/22*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    6  4 1
14/16 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     94  70  8 57.3  14/37*TEAM TOONS (764)          6  4 0
15/17 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         800 616 40 56.5  15/10*BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     6  5 1
16/ 4*BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     10   8  2 55.6  16/32 LES TURFISTES (727)       6  6 0
17-18 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     72  58  3 55.4  17/35 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     6  8 0
18/19 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     28  24  3 53.8  18/12*JOMSVIKINGS (756)         6  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 DARQUE FORCES (396)      230 205 17 52.9  19/34*FRIENDS (759)             6  9 1
20/21 FAST FOOD (724)           57  52  1 52.3  20/11 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      5  5 1
21/ 0 IRON LEGION (652)         29  27  2 51.8  21/24 FAST FOOD (724)           5  5 0
22/25*FRIENDS (759)             23  22  1 51.1  22/18 OTTODROME TW (728)        5  5 0
23/22 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      71  68  9 51.1  23-14 PURE POISON (478)         5  5 0
24-24 I HATE THEM (597)         66  66  2 50.0  24/27*NUKE TEST (769)           5  5 0
25/ 0*THE UNHOLY ONES (772)      5   5  0 50.0  25/ 5 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    5  9 0
26/ 9*NUKE TEST (769)            5   5  0 50.0  26/21*KNIGHT-CLUB (761)         4  4 0
27/ 1*KNIGHT-CLUB (761)          4   4  0 50.0  27- 8 IN QETERNUM (718)         4  6 0
28/26*MSNBC (755)                7   8  0 46.7  28/31*MSNBC (755)               4  6 0
29/27 CHEERS (659)              48  55  3 46.6  29/17 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    4  7 0
30/31 BASH BROS PARK (766)      18  22  1 45.0  30/ 7*DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)     4 11 0
31/37*HORNY GOAT X (750)        11  14  1 44.0  31/ 0 IRON LEGION (652)         3  2 0
32/39*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)    7   9  0 43.8  32-26*ILLUMINATED ONES (767)    3  2 0
33-28 PURE POISON (478)         44  58  5 43.1  33- 4 I HATE THEM (597)         3  3 0
34-29 IN QETERNUM (718)         59  81  5 42.1  34/29 SECOND BANANAS (573)      3  6 0
35/30 TORUS (32)               202 292 19 40.9  35- 6 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)      3  7 1
36-35 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)      39  65  4 37.5  36/38*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   3  7 0
37/36*JOMSVIKINGS (756)         14  26  2 35.0  37/39*ERRATA! (760)             3  8 0
38/32*DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)      7  13  1 35.0  38/20*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  3 12 0
39/41*THANATOS (771)             2   4  0 33.3  39-36 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)     2  1 0
40/34*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)    3   7  0 30.0  40/ 0*THE UNHOLY ONES (772)     2  3 0
41/38*ERRATA! (760)              3   8  0 27.3  41/40*THANATOS (771)            2  4 0
42/40*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)   5  15  0 25.0  42/41 TORUS (32)                0 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Via Team Thanatos the primordial Greeks emerge from slumber, only to have their
butts handed to them for hats!  While a butt hat may be the predilection of these
Greeks, I--Alexander--will not stand for failure!  Gaia, our great mother, alone
brought victory to Thanatos, Shiv Art, The Knight-Club, and Uncle D.  If we can get
Helios off of the tables and into some clothes and stop him from peeing in Uncle D's
new Sand Box, this lithe and radiant warrior will redeem himself in the sand pit of
battle that is arena 47.  Mayhem!  Battle noise!  And glory before the crowd are the
gladiator's way.  Team Thanatos will claim its due for Shiv Art and our allies!  May
death, dust, noise, and glory rain upon all who bleed in the pit that is arena 47!
Havoc!  Havoc!  Havoc!

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     As the clouds pass the moon, Uncle D, mgr of Knight-Club and owner of North
Fork's brand new hot spot called "The Sand Box," sits outside the club under the
tree, thinking about the last round of fights.  Everyone did a good job except for
Lily Uptight, who fought Lakefronk and got smashed.  Going 3-1-0 in the first week of
the wars is nice, but it might put a target on their back.  Hearing some footsteps,
Uncle D notices Team Thanatos manager Alexander walking up to him.
     "Hey there, D!  What a week we had, but with some fine tuning I'll improve my
1-3-0 start," Alexander says with a smile upon his face.
     "Alex, so good to see you.  How do you like the Sand Box?" asks Uncle D while
standing up.
     "With good music and food, you can't go wrong.  I would have loved to see that
pretty little Glitter Boy, though.  I have heard of him, yet have not been able to
lay my eyes nor my hands on him.  You know how we Greeks play," Alexander declares
with a grin. 
     "Well, I had a run-in with Assur already.  He's not too happy with how we
treated him.  He should be used to it.  I noticed that Oz the Hider is ducking me,
but I'm sure we shall meet up soon," Uncle D tells him.
     "Wow, the Teachers vs. the Student.  How exciting!  I had only one win and it
was with someone not even in the Turf Wars."
     "But it's getting late and I need to get my team home.  Take care and I shall
see you later," Alexander says, waving goodbye.
     Deciding it is getting late, Uncle D heads upstairs to get something to drink,
then go to bed.  Seeing Honey Bartender working behind the counter, he goes over
there and asks for some water.  "Honey, you are fighting this week.  Are you ready?"
Uncle D asks.
     "Heck, yeah!  Got a nice tall glass of Whoop-Ass for them," she states as Johny
Bouncer and Charlie Clipboard walk up.
     "I hope so.  If we can pull a 3-1 again I'll buy everyone dinner.  Why are you
two not downstairs?" Uncle D inquires.
     "We closed it down for the night, but the casino is still going.  Did you see
the odds on our team getting 3-1-0 again?  1 in 30, while Thanatos' odds of getting
3-1-0 is 1 in 15.  Hell, Land of Oz and Bash Bros have 1 in 5 odds of pulling at
least 3-2-0 in the next round," Charlie lets them know.
     "Don't go blowing all your money.  I need to get some sleep.  See you all in the
morning for training, but for now, CLEAN UP!!!" Uncle D tells them as he heads to
bed, thinking about the next round....

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                         TWVIII Round 1 Summary and Scores

* M*MBO shows the TW riffraff how the game is played scoring 19 more than its nearest
  competitor.
* Only one missing team out of thirty-four.  (The team is also short certs and
  declaration/confirmation.)
* Darque Forces (Master Darque)wins round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0 record.
* Round one team leader in accumulative fight points is Obsidian Order (Skaven) with
  9 points.
* Round one team leader with most accumulative other points is Fast Food (Madwand)
  with five.
* Round one leading alliance/s with most accumulative kills (one) are three teams
* Round one dubious leader with most accumulative deaths (five) is Club Fed.

ALLIANCE SCORES
           Points    Fight    Other    Team    Total
M*MBO                 +17       8        1      +26
OFLB                   -4      10        1       +7
LBA+                    0       4        1       +5
GSVOP                  +1       3        1       +5
LOL                    -3       6        1       +4
SHIV                    0       2        0       +2
PMS                    -6       4        1       -1
BOB                    -7       4        1       -2
FED                   -13       6        1       -6

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES               Rnd #1    fi/st/tm/TOT  TOTAL      Fi/ST/TM

M*MBO (Master Darque)    13-7-1-1    17/4/5/26   13-7-1-1    17/4/5/26
Fast Food (Madwand)       3-2-0-0     4/4/1/9     3-2-0-0     4/4/1/9
Darque Forces (MD)        5-0-0-0     7/0/1/8     5-0-0-0     7/0/1/8
Bubba's TW(Bubba)         3-2-1-0     3/0/1/4     3-2-1-0     3/0/1/4
Ottodrome (Otto X)        2-3-0-1     3/0/1/4     2-3-0-1     3/0/1/4
ALLIANCE Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

OFLB (Mannequin)         10-9-0-1    -4/6/5/7    10-9-0-1    -4/6/5/7
Land Of Oz (Oz)           4-1-0-0     4/0/1/5     4-1-0-0     4/1/0/5
2ndbananas (Mann)         2-2-0-0    -1/2/1/2     2-2-0-0    -1/2/1/2
Le Turfistes (LP)         2-3-0-0    -2/2/1/1     2-3-0-0    -2/2/1/1
Mystic(Slugbait)          2-3-0-1    -5/2/1/-2    2-3-0-1    -5/2/1/-3
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

LBA+ (Assur)              9-11-0-2    0/0/5/5     9-11-0-2    0/0/5/5
Shewish (OAB)             4-1-0-0     4/0/1/5     4-1-0-0     4/0/1/5
Horny G (Grimm)           2-3-0-2     0/0/1/1     2-3-0-2     0/0/1/1
Cheers (Otis)             2-3-0-0    -1/0/1/0     2-3-0-0    -1/0/1/0
Bash Bro (Assur)          1-4-0-0    -3/0/1/-2    1-4-0-0    -3/0/1/-2
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

GSVOP (Howlin Wolf)       8-7-0-0     1/0/4/5      8-7-0-0    1/0/4/5
Nuke (Malaquar)           3-2-0-0     1/0/1/2      3-2-0-0    1/0/1/2
OBG (Howlin Wolf)         3-2-0-0     1/0/1/2      3-2-0-0    1/0/1/2
TeamToons (Baron B)       2-3-0-0    -1/0/1/0      2-3-0-0   -1/0/1/0
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

LOL Stormlord)           11-9-0-3    -3/2/5/4     11-9-0-3   -3/2/5/4
Alaska (Stormlord)        3-2-0-1     4/2/1/7      3-2-0-1    4/2/1/7
Errata (JE)               2-3-0-0    -1/0/1/0      2-3-0-0   -2/0/1/0
Kadath (Reaper)           3-2-0-1    -3/0/1/-2     3-2-0-1   -3/0/1/-2
Serpents (Khisanth)       3-2-0-1    -3/0/1/-2     3-2-0-1   -3/0/1/-2
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

SHIV (Uncle D)            4-4-0-0      0/0/2/2     4-4-0-0    0/0/2/2
Knight Club (Uncle)       3-1-0-0      2/0/1/3     3-1-0-0    2/0/1/3
Sanguin (?)               0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0     0/0/0/0    0/0/0/0
Thanatos (Alexander)      1-3-0-0     -2/0/1/-1    1-3-0-0   -2/0/1/-1
Alliance Score                  0/0/0/0     0/0/0/0

PMS (Deep Thought)        9-11-0-0    -6/0/5/-1    9-11-0-0  -6/0/5/-1
Nanas (The Mun)           3-2-0-0      2/0/1/3     3-2-0-0    2/0/1/3
Friends (Scruffy)         2-3-0-0      0/0/1/1     2-3-0-0    0/0/1/1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)      2-3-0-0     -3/0/1/-2    2-3-0-0   -3/0/1/-2
MSNBC (Deep T)            2-3-0-0     -5/0/1/-4    2-3-0-0   -5/0/1/-4
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

BOB (TGG)                 8-12-1-0     -7/0/5/-2   8-12-1-0  -7/0/5/-2
I Hate (Rillion)          3-2-0-0       1/0/1/2    3-2-0-0    1/0/1/2
Satan's (tDO)             3-2-1-0       1/0/1/2    3-2-1-0    1/0/1/2
Willbury's (RR)           2-3-0-0      -1/0/1/0    2-3-0-0   -1/0/1/0
Lurocian (TGG)            0-5-0-0      -8/0/1/-7   0-5-0-0   -8/0/1/-7
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

FED (Vae Victus)          7-13-1-5    -13/2/5/-6   7-13-1-5 -13/2/5/-6
Obsidian (Skaven)         4-1-1-0       9/2/1/12   4-1-1-0    9/2/1/12
Devil's (Lucifer)         1-4-0-2      -4/0/1/-3   1-4-0-2   -4/0/1/-3
Qeternum (VV)             1-4-0-0      -7/0/1/-6   1-4-0-0   -7/0/1/-6
RMWP (Glitter)            1-4-0-3     -11/0/1/-10  1-4-0-3  -11/0/1/-10
Alliance Score                  0/0/1/1     0/0/1/1

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Alex Trebek, Wilhelm Scream, Emily, Lawrence O'Donnell, Temptress,  Suzy Suicide,
Ultima Regume, Gluttony

                              --------ADDENDUM--------

Regular turn scoring abbreviates alliance names, team names, and manager names.  This
will continue on a regular basis.  To make certain that the full and proper names are
known, the moderators offer you this complete list of participants.

M*MBO (Captain Master Darque)           BOB (The Greek Guy)
Ottodrome (Otto X)                      Lurocian Devils (TGG)
Bubba's TW Army (Bubbaganoosh)          Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit)
Darque Forces (Master Darque)           Satan's Ranchers (the Dark One)
Fast Food (Madwand)                     I Hate Them (Rillion)

OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Captain Mannequin)  SVOP (HowlinWolf)
Second Bananas (Mannequin)              OBG (HowlinWolf)
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait)             Team Toons (Baron Bentsword)
Land of Oz (Oz)
Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque)

CLUB FED (Vae Victus)                   LOL (Stromlord)
In Qeternum (Vae Victus)                Alaskan Pipeline (Stormlord)
Obsidian Order (Skaven)                 Serpent's Hold 200(Khisanth)
Devil's Rejects (Lucifer)               Errata (JE)
Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy)        Dreams Of Kadath (Reaper)

LBA+ (Assur)                            SHIV ART (Uncle D)
Bash Bros Park (Assur)                  Knight-Club (Uncle D)
Shewish Buffet (OAB)                    Sanguin Requiem (?)
Horny Goat -X (Grimm)                   Thanatos (Alexander)
Cheers (Otis)

Deep PMS (Deep Thought)
Jomsvkings (Sigurd Fafnisbane)
All Star Nanas (The Mun)
MSNBC (Deep Thought)
Friends (Scruffy Puff)

This masterful summary was brought to you by professional Turf War Moderators Oz The
All Loquacious and Master Darque, both of whom are lobbying for $200K salaries plus
perks.

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                        6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts

     The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a
number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily
at the command of the wizards.  The engagement had been a short one, as three huge,
lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully
prepared army.  The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite
gladiators charged in to finish the fray.  As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies
from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away.
     "There is no question about it.  These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate."
said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how
they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed."
     Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming
battle axe.  "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear.  I'm not really up on
Gate Metaphysics, Rill.  All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be."
     "Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far
more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area
until they got back.  So that's what we need to do."
     One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle
formation once more.  The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up
by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement.  Within a moment, a snarling wave of
Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers.
     The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops.  "Move to engage!  Form
up!  Initiate Shield Wall!  Archers, volley fire!"
     A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower
death upon the charging Jaguar warriors.  Scores of the beast men went down under the
fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers.  Within a moment the
first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with
their razor sharp talons and fangs.  Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall
held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange.  After a
moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through,
creating havoc amongst the defenders.
     "Second line-- advance!  First line-- fall back!"
     The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave
of defenders moved up.  Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive
line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup.  At the same
time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar
Warriors.
     "We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR.  "The
Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized
battles.  Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too.  One shot, one kill."
     Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the
soldiers.  It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former
gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were
consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return.  As the battle raged, it
became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat.
Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank.  It erupted
into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men
flying.  As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a
Jaguar offensive.
     The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat.  "Back up the
hill!  Form defensive units.  Skirmishers forward to slow the advance."
     "This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars
with a bolt of lightning.
     As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby.  A
travelling Gate was being opened.  Which meant either more Jaguars, or...?
     A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared.  At their
head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding.
They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank.  The numbers
now more even, the first army charged down the hill.  Within minutes the Jaguar
forces were destroyed.  Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern.
     "Good timing."  Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have
arrived just a touch sooner?"
     "It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the
other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the
second division, as we thought we might need the manpower.  Apparently we were right.
The other side of the old Gate is completely empty.  They are all gone."
     "Gone?  There were millions of beings on that world.  You're telling me that
they're all gone?"
     The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared.
It was decimated.  Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes
dried up and shriveled.  "As he said.  All gone.  We detected residual magic.  Gate
magic.  I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that
world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that
world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world.  We have no way of
knowing which is the case."
     The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly
and motioned to his fellows.  "The engineers are ready."
     He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave.  In a moment, a
thunderous explosion shook the ground.  Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of
stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside.
     Rillion nodded.  "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be
more."

           Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye

     The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they
often planned and plotted together.  This occasion was more serious, however, than
their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans.  They were instead
embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been
detected.
     "Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted.
     "Sheila?"  The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?"
     Managerr smirked at him.  "They can close the Gate opening when they find it,
but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days.  At some point they are
going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time.  If they can move
in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the
access.  It will be a mess."
     "And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion
added.
     "What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running
around closing gates and fighting battles.  We're shorthanded.  Zalgor's missing in
action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own.  Without their forces it's
even worse."  Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster.  "I've lost 15% of my
personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well."
     Managerr agreed.  "We're definitely short on members.  Mad Max and Tig Toad are
retired.  With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five
members.  Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times."
     "We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated.  "We have a
tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there.  We need to find those who
are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always
easy."
     "Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new
members.  We need more men and more troops.  I think we all have some candidates in
mind.  First, they must have no other allegiances.  Second, they must have the
martial knowledge we expect from our members.  And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they
have to be able to deal with us."

                        Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye
     One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters.  "We need 100 runners
to travel to every city in the land.  We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get
the news out!"
     "What news?"
     "The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!!  Here is the announcement!"
              *****                   *****                   *****
     Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!  The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following
new members to our ranks.  Effective immediately, the following managers have been
offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood:
     Bubbaganoosh
     Grimm
     Khisanth

May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner!

     Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 349): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 577): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUN RAY of SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 349): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 347): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 305): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 254): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 251): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 348): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 318): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                   (turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
                               SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 253): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I waited for Madwand to write something to help me celebrate my ascension to the
throne here.  He has been slacking lately, which is not a good thing at the start of
the Turf War.  Luckily for him, he has warriors like me who don't need his extra
training!  I got this.  A few turns at the top and I can go out in style at the Fall
Tourrney.  I would wish everyone luck in the Turf War but that won't be enough.
M*AMBO is out for blood this time around.

Frosty

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in NORTH FORK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as VEGAN CANNIBALS is pushed out of top team by SHEWISH BUFFET, 
who came from 16th with a 4-1-0 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as SHEWISH BUFFET's 9-4-0 has earned 
them 1st place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for OBG! tonight, to honor their rise to 4th after this turns 4-1-1.  Hmmm.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SERPENTS HOLD 200 has 
turned a 4-1-0 into 7th place from 30th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as CHEERS' 48-55-3 
has earned them 10th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for DREAMS OF KADATH tonight, to honor their rise to 11th after 
this turns 3-1-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as ALL-STAR NANA'S' 94-70-8 has earned them 12th place 
in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  TEAM TOONS 
has turned a 4-1-0 into 14th place from 37th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as LES 
TURFISTES' 44-31-1 has earned them 16th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for LUROCIAN DEVILS tonight, to honor their 
rise to 17th after this turns 3-2-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  FRIENDS has turned a 3-2-1 into 19th place from 34th.  Give 
me the recipe!  ALASKAN PIPELINE must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
5th to 25th this turn, with a 0-5-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to MYSTIC ORC FEAST for their drop to 29th from 
17th.  A 1-4-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for DEVIL'S REJECTS this 
turn, a 1-4-0 causing a 23 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to REAL MEN WEAR PINK 
for their drop to 38th from 20th.  A 1-4-0 can do that.  The BASH BROS PARK guild has 
had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this 
kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, PETIT JARDINIA fought TALKEETNA and gained 22 
points and contributed to LES TURFISTES' 3-2-0.  DIRT BOGART has lost to NORM, 
falling 15 points, while helping make LES TURFISTES a 3-2-0 turn.  BROOMSTICK 
challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone FAST FOOD's 
warrior.  And not without some honor, BROOMSTICK now claims the title and throne of 
Duelmaster of NORTH FORK.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team 
makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.  
Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  ALL-STAR NANA'S has cause to stand 
tall, as they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And guess who avoided ALL-STAR NANA'S stable the most?  Believe it or 
not, it was MSNBC.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that CARLA from 
CHEERS was NORTH FORK's most challenged warrior this turn.  I don't know about you, 
but AMBITIOUS LARD challenging down 18 points to FRIENDS' JAMICE, is not really 
worthy of SHEWISH BUFFET.  I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards 
looking for easy wins.  AMBITIOUS LARD subdued JAMICE, is nothing sacred?  VENOMOUS 
CLEMENTINE of SHEWISH BUFFET had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 
points in a challenge which she won.  I thought VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE showed great 
skill and promise when she beat RATTLER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A farewell moment, if you please, 
SCIMITAR of IRON LEGION has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on his 
shield.  The Swinging Aardvark declares a free round for QUEEN OF TARTS and all of 
MYSTIC ORC FEAST, for having revenged OBSIDIAN ORDER's WRATH for killing one of their 
comrades.  Is it really true that NORTH FORK has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROOMSTICK 7057              15  10  1   112       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VEGGIE MONSTER 7224          16   6  1   118       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 QUEEN OF TARTS 5980          13   9  0   110       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          11   4  0   110       LES TURFISTES (727)
-SLUGBAIT 6329                 9   0  1   110       I HATE THEM (597)
 GIZMO 6941                   16  12  1   105       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BIG MAC 7120                 15   7  0   104       FAST FOOD (724)
 WILHELM SCREAM 7162          13   5  0   103       OTTODROME TW (728)
 WRATH 7428                   11   6  3    99       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 TENTH INNING 7255            10  13  0    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. COX 7009                  9   3  1    95       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TALKEETNA 7047               19  14  0    93       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-INCREDIBLE HULK 4280         14   7  0    92       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
-ULTIMA REGUM 7076            18  10  0    91       IN QETERNUM (718)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATKA 6940                   13   6  1    89       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FROSTY 7332                  11   7  0    88       FAST FOOD (724)
-TOFU WARRIOR 7223            10  12  0    88       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 NO BATHROOM 7764             10   1  1    86       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RAVAGE 7061                  12  16  2    85       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 FRASIER 6224                 13   9  0    84       CHEERS (659)
 TEMPTRESS 6671                7   3  0    83       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 BLIZZARD 7119                11   7  0    79       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARLA 6225                   10  11  1    78       CHEERS (659)
-HUMMUS HAWK 7333             13   9  1    74       VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349           9   8  1    74       OTTODROME TW (728)
 HAMMER 6170                   6   5  0    73       IRON LEGION (652)
 SOUTH SPOON 7161             11   8  1    72       OTTODROME TW (728)
 NORTON 7010                   9   6  0    71       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530             14   8  0    70       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-STRYCHNINE 4838              13   7  2    70       PURE POISON (478)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492             7   1  0    68       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100             14  12  1    67       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORM 6227                     7  14  1    66       CHEERS (659)
 PAUL 6861                     5   2  0    66       CHEERS (659)
 YORL 7153                     8   5  0    65       LES TURFISTES (727)
-SOULTAKER 5455               10   8  0    63       I HATE THEM (597)
 EXPOSED 7595                  4   0  0    63       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 BLADE 6168                    8   4  0    62       IRON LEGION (652)
-DEATH KISS 5751              13  10  1    60       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 EMILY 7453                    6   4  0    58       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 CRESCENT 6167                 7   5  0    57       IRON LEGION (652)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERALD 7478                  9   5  0    55       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ALEX TREBEK 7624              5   1  1    54       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-DILECTONON FERIO 7483         5   8  0    52       IN QETERNUM (718)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              10   7  0    51       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436            10   6  0    50       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 BLITZWING 7371                6   8  0    48       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ACCUSER 6589                  7   3  0    47       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 DIRT BOGART 7430              6   4  1    47       LES TURFISTES (727)
 KHAN 7503                     6   5  1    47       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446           8   6  0    43       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STARSCREAM 7419               6   9  0    43       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-ARSENIC 4285                  7  12  1    42       PURE POISON (478)
 YRSA 7671                     5   3  0    42       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 THUNDERCRACKER 7467           4   5  0    42       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-WARFARIN 5231                 5   2  0    41       PURE POISON (478)
 ASP 7591                      2   0  0    41       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 WRAITH 6587                   6   5  2    40       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 EVIL ONE 6586                 6   4  1    39       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 DING DONG 7516                6   3  1    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
-THE CREEPSTER 6328            9   5  0    38       I HATE THEM (597)
 DONETO 7534                   4   2  1    38       OTTODROME TW (728)
-CANUM MOERDART 7531           5   4  0    35       IN QETERNUM (718)
-ASPHYXIA 6330                 5   4  0    34       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENCE 7498                    8   4  0    32       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        3   1  1    32       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MASTER DARQUE 6835            7   2  0    31       I HATE THEM (597)
-ANITA BLAKE 7032              4   1  0    31       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 KIKI 7485                     4   2  0    30       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ODOBAN 7715                   2   0  0    29       ERRATA! (760)
 LAWRENCE O'DONNELL 7635       2   1  0    28       MSNBC (755)
-ASTER 6667                    4   1  0    26       GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
 OPPENHEIMER 7625              2   0  1    26       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 EINSTEIN 7622                 2   1  0    26       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 RU BRINGER 7510               2   0  0    26       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754         4   3  0    25       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 AMBITIOUS LARD 7582           3   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-NICK O'TINE 7662              3   1  0    25       PURE POISON (478)
 CONVICTED BEEF 7578           2   0  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MILK STOUT 7594               1   2  0    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639           4   3  0    24       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 MONICA 7706                   3   1  1    24       FRIENDS (759)
 HAM BURGLAR 7698              1   1  0    24       FAST FOOD (724)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WENDY 7552                    3   3  1    23       FAST FOOD (724)
-COLOSSUS 7663                 3   1  0    23       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 AXEL 7816                     2   0  0    22       THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
 JOEY 7708                     6   2  0    21       FRIENDS (759)
 GLUTTONY 7539                 6   3  0    21       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-AEGRE ID MILES 7659           3   1  0    21       IN QETERNUM (718)
 DEEJAY SPINNER 7719           2   0  0    21       KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
 ELDER THANG 7731              2   0  0    21       DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
 VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      2   0  0    21       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 BULL LONEY 7804               2   0  0    21       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            1   2  0    21       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             1   1  1    20       OBG! (765)
 SUZY SUICIDE 7682             3   1  1    19       DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
 WARLORD 7819                  2   0  0    19       THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
 ZEKE 7584                     2   2  0    19       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DYLAN RATIGAN 7634            2   1  0    19       MSNBC (755)
-CURARE 5132                   4   6  0    18       PURE POISON (478)
-BLACK BOLT 7664               2   2  2    18       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 PAT 7644                      2   0  1    18       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 BUGS 7737                     2   0  0    18       TEAM TOONS (764)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           1   1  0    18       MSNBC (755)
 ICE WIND 7758                 1   1  0    18       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RACHEL 7711                   4   5  0    17       FRIENDS (759)
-MIMI 7450                     3   2  0    17       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 STING 7656                    2   0  0    17       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 SURFER JOE 7770               2   0  0    17       OBG! (765)
 COBRA 7704                    2   0  0    17       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 4   4  0    16       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           2   2  0    16       MSNBC (755)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           2   0  0    16       TEAM TOONS (764)
 GAIA 7813                     2   0  0    16       THANATOS (771)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            1   1  0    16       OBG! (765)
 LEGION 7440                   1   2  0    15       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 LOS ALAMOS 7801               1   1  0    15       NUKE TEST (769)
 TAINTED WHEAT 7725            2   0  0    14       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 DUNGEON PORTER 7837           1   0  0    14       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 SNAGGLEPUSS 7739              0   2  0    14       TEAM TOONS (764)
 VOLUND 7670                   2   6  1    13       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 ROOSTER COGBURN 7807          1   1  0    13       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 WAKING DREAMS 7728            2   0  0    12       DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             2   0  0    12       NUKE TEST (769)
 SHADOW OF A SEASON 7727       1   1  0    12       DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
 ROOT WIZARD 7660              1   1  0    12       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AXEMAN EWING 7808             1   1  0    12       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        1   1  0    12       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657         1   1  0    12       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 SKY PILOT 7769                2   0  0    11       OBG! (765)
 MR HECKLES 7797               2   0  0    11       FRIENDS (759)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       1   0  0    11       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SUCCUBUS 7836                 1   0  0    11       DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
 GAUTREK 7666                  2   4  0    10       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 AVER 7667                     1   6  1    10       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LONELY TRUCHER 7724           3   0  0     9       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 TOUPEE ARNOLD 7805            1   1  0     9       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
-THE DARK ONE 7747             1   0  0     9       I HATE THEM (597)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            1   1  0     9       LES TURFISTES (727)
 TEACUPS 7790                  2   0  0     8       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 ATROCITY AWAKENED 7729        1   1  0     8       DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
 OH BOY 7746                   1   1  0     8       OBG! (765)
 NK 7800                       1   1  0     8       NUKE TEST (769)
 HIRO 7803                     1   1  0     8       NUKE TEST (769)
 SCALES 7833                   1   0  0     8       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 RON 7507                      0   2  0     8       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 CLOSED MONDAYS 7749           1   1  0     7       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1   1  0     7       TEAM TOONS (764)
 THE GOLDEN EGG 7806           1   1  1     6       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 KWEEN 7818                    1   1  0     6       THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
-JOCLYN JOYBRINGER 7777        1   0  0     6       ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
 DUMBO 7791                    1   1  0     6       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768              1   1  0     6       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SYANNE SHADEBREAKER 7780      1   0  0     6       ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
 JACK THE RIPPER 7684          1   3  0     6       DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         1   1  0     6       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CHUCKY 7683                   1   3  0     6       DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           0   2  0     6       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 SIBERIAN WASTES 7802          0   2  0     6       NUKE TEST (769)
 BILL 7645                     0   2  0     6       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              0   2  0     6       MSNBC (755)
-LENOLIN LIGHTBEARER 7776      1   0  0     5       ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
 M. CHARDONNAY 7687            1   1  0     4       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 JONHY BOUNCER 7718            1   1  0     4       KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                1   1  0     4       ERRATA! (760)
 CHARLIE CLIPBOARD 7720        1   1  0     4       KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
 REBECCA 7789                  1   1  0     4       CHEERS (659)
 LUMBER JACK 7723              0   3  0     3       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 SMALL WORLD 7794              0   2  0     2       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 CLANCY 7713                   0   2  0     2       ERRATA! (760)
 PARA 7767                     0   2  0     2       ERRATA! (760)
 RATTLER 7654                  0   2  0     2       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 HELIOS 7809                   0   2  0     2       THANATOS (771)
 FLOWER POWER 7792             0   2  0     2       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 FLY PIZZA PIE 7646            0   2  0     2       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 HAY PATE 7647                 0   2  0     2       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              0   2  0     2       ERRATA! (760)
 JAMICE 7798                   0   2  0     2       FRIENDS (759)
 SITKA SERENITY 7796           0   2  0     2       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-PETROCIAN PEACEMAKER 7778     0   1  0     1       ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
 SARAH 7820                    0   1  0     1       THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
 CORWYN 7821                   0   1  0     1       THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
-SELENE 7810                   0   1  0     1       THANATOS (771)
 FIRE ANT 7830                 0   1  0     1       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-LILY UPTIGHT 7722             0   1  0     1       KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
-URANUS 7811                   0   1  0     1       THANATOS (771)
 FRENCH FRY PIE 7832           0   1  0     1       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-EDARD EYEBRIGHT 7779          0   1  0     1       ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
 HONEY BARTENDER 7721          0   1  0     1       KNIGHT-CLUB (761)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834         0   1  0     1       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-ADEO MORI SERVUS 7782         0   1  0     1       IN QETERNUM (718)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SERIAL COWBOY 7661      0  2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  WHAT'D I SAY 7742     319   
CYRUS THE VIRUS 7685    0  1 0 DEVIL'S REJECTS 758  BLACK BOLT 7664       316   
LEMURE 7686             1  2 0 DEVIL'S REJECTS 758  BLACK BOLT 7664       318   
RECLAIM 7835            0  1 0 DEVIL'S REJECTS 758  TOTO'S REVENGE        319  NONE
NAVIGATOR'S TALE 7730   0  1 0 DREAMS OF KADATH 762 OPPENHEIMER 7625      318   
CHANDLER 7705           4  3 0 FRIENDS 759          CARLA 6225            317   
DIRTY LAGER 7838        0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     PAT 7644              319   
BYE 7831                0  1 0 IRON LEGION 652      ROYAL PAIN            319  NONE
SCIMITAR 6169           4  8 0 IRON LEGION 652      WINGED MONKEY         319  NONE
LUMINOUS LOX 6495      11  9 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 WRATH 7428            318  JUST REVENGED
BROKE GOPHER 7827       0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     ROYAL PAIN            319  NONE
FANCY LAD 7675          0  1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SUZY SUICIDE 7682     316   
LACE MUTTON 7676        0  2 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 VOLUND 7670           317   
TARGET 7828             0  1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 BANANA SPLIT          319  NONE
WASP 7829               0  1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 MONICA 7706           319   
FANG 7688               0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 THE GOLDEN EGG 7806   318   
ECOLOGIST 7814          0  1 0 TORUS 32             PIZZA VILLAIN         319  NONE
KIND FARMER 7786        0  2 0 TORUS 32             DARK MATTER           319  NONE
KIND FATHER 7787        0  2 0 TORUS 32             DARK MATTER           319  NONE
KIND HERDSMAN 7785      0  2 0 TORUS 32             BANANA SPLIT          319  NONE
KIND HUSBAND 7784       0  2 0 TORUS 32             CARNIVOROUS FROG      319  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

South Spoon -- It must be hard fighting with that spoon in your mouth.  No wonder I
won!  Of course, I have difficulty fighting with a broomstick stuck in my ear, but,
what the heck! -- Broomstick, Land Of Oz (hoping to get out of here soon)

Colossus -- I have never beaten one as great as you before.  Maybe emeralds are worth
something after all? -- Emerald, Land Of Oz

Einstein -- It did not take an Einstein to figure that I had you out posted.  Thick,
hard, oak posts, swathed in creosote.  Makes a fence feel proud. -- Fence, Land Of Oz

Ambitious Lard -- Ouch!  I think you hurt me!  I am gonna tell Dorothy and The
Wizard, and Glenda The Good Witch, and The Tin Man, and everybody!  That's not right!
-- Zeke, Land Of Oz

The Creepster -- Et tu, brute?!  I hate fighting one of my own.  Well, on second
thought, the win makes me feel a lot better.  The Creepster is one of my favorite
Ding Dongs of all time! -- Ding Dong, Land Of Oz

Alexander, Uncle D -- Welcome to North Fork and The Turf Wars.  I hope Sanguin
Requiem posts a declaration ad soon, and captain D confirms it, so I can welcome him.
May you all do well. -- Oz The All Welcoming

Hyacinth Zephyr -- I saw your ad.  I hope you read the spotlights this turn.  Your
note to me, as a coordinator of TW, was great, but... Assur already has a full team
of four.  He had no prior knowledge of your intent.  He has received no certs.
(Rollups will not suffice for the TWs.) and he would have been befuddled if he had.
Anyway, you cannot.  Perhaps you were just punning? -- Oz The All Befuddled

Mannequin, Slugbait, LP -- Somehow I lucked into a 4-1 the first turn, so with all
your carrying of me, perhaps we did okay?  I think The Good Witch Glenda interfered
in my favor.  Love that witch! -- Oz The All Thankful

Frosty -- I am glad you and Madwand decided not to participate in the TW.
Duelmaster!  What a feat?!  Oh, you did enter on Master Darque's team?  Well, maybe
you and Madwand and Darque are cretins! -- Oz The All Confused, but Praising

Master Darque -- 5-0-0?  It does not seem right that a coordinator would go 5-0-0 in
his own event.  Why, that's, that's, that's just creepy!  Congrats! -- Oz The All
Jealous

Uncle D. -- Great startup spotlight!  Keep up the good work. -- Oz The All
Appreciative

To all who did well in the first round--kudos.  To all who did not so well, I am glad
you are here.  Let the games begin.... -- Oz The All Excited

Oz -- Your generosity is greatly appreciated.  I thank you, sir.  I am profoundly
humbled and in your debt. *bashful smile*  Not everybody would have been so
magnanomous and fronted certs for an "opponent" in the TW.  Thank you, Oz.  Truly. --
Glitter Boy

Madwand -- Thank you for pulling Ultima the braggart down a peg or two.  *evil grin*
I am enjoying the lack of gloating from that barbarian.  Though I will advise you,
don't get comfortable upon your new throne as owner of the arena, Duelmaster.  Club
Fed means to have it back.  Soon...  Later days.  *wink, devilish grin* -- Glitter
Boy

Skaven -- Thanks for the welcome, will be running in my home of Transel (dm-6) with a
new team (grave dancer II (588)), so if you need anything write me there. -- Liam the
Goth

Master Darque -- Good luck to you in the TW8, send all of your opponents to an early
grave. -- Liam

Oz feast LE banana -- Have fun, will the new team name still have the same magic? --
Liam

Club Fed -- Keep track of everyone you fight and share info with each other.  And
remember to have fun. -- Liam

LBA -- Bash, Bash, and bash. -- Liam

Deep PMS -- I don't know you guys, but good hunting. -- Liam

Bob -- May your blades be covtorious and the sounds of your enemies be sweet to your
ears. -- Liam

gSVOP -- I only know one of you, good luck to you, may be your team will be the ones
to beat oz and his evil gang. -- Liam

LOL -- Much luck to your warriors. -- Liam

OZ -- Well I could not get any of my friends (all in Hyborian War) to come and play,
so I will bitting TW8 out.  Matbe I be here for TW9, gives me a year or so to find
some team mates to run amok. -- Liam
P.S.  With your new movie coming out will you have enough time to do it all, don't
let ennui creep in on you.  ;)

Buddy Lee -- We are going to miss one hell of a war this year. -- Liam

Emerald -- Well, you're such a good dancer, and Liam hasn't been running us that much
so I wanted as much time on the sand as I could get, besides I saw that smile on your
face everytime I jumped to the side. -- Kiss

If anyone can it's mannequin. -- kiss

Wrath -- Well, I owe you one or two don't I. -- slugbait

Practicle Gene -- Not quite enough power to finish the job must leave a tart feeling.
-- Queen

Convicted beef -- You must be a spanish cyclist that has won a couple of grand tours.
-- slugbait

All -- I would like to declare Johny Bouncer as the champion for Knight-Club.  May
his wins bring tears to your eyes. -- Uncle D

Adeo Mori Servus -- Well, thanks for not causing any trouble.  Come back any time. --
Johny Bouncer

Lakefront -- The only reason that fight went so fast was because I could not wait to
get away from your ugly butt! -- Lily Uptight

Closed Mondays -- Well, look at it this way:  Your loss to me earned you a slot on
the V.I.P. list. -- Charlie Clipboard

Kind Father -- That song I played on you was sweet music to my ear. -- Deejay Spinner

All -- I would like to invite everyone to The Sand Box, a beautiful place to eat,
drink, dance and gamble.  Plus, I work there! -- Honey Bartender

All -- I would like to declare that Sanguin Requiem, mgr is Amairgen, is part of Shiv
Art. -- Uncle D, mgr of Knight-Club

I declare Latka 47-6940 to be Second Bananas champion. -- Mannequin, mgr of Second
Bananas

Team OFLB -- We looked a bit rusty, my friends. Time to step it up a notch. --
Captain Mannequin

Incredible Hulk -- I should have known better.  If the Hulk needs to go, he simply
goes.  And who is going to do anything if he goes where there is no bathroom? --
Assur

Asp -- This is not the matchup I'm looking for. -- Ice Wind

OAB -- Good show!  Thanks for propping the rest of us up! -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCIMITAR was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KIND HUSBAND was slaughtered by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KIND FARMER was barely slain by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KIND FATHER was dispatched by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KIND HERDSMAN was butchered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TARGET was assassinated by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BROKE GOPHER was butchered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was assassinated by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
ECOLOGIST was executed by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
RECLAIM was slain by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
QUEEN OF TARTS won victory over WRATH in a 3 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
ALEX TREBEK was overpowered by CARLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CONVICTED BEEF overpowered ROOT WIZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WILHELM SCREAM overcame TENTH INNING in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
BROOMSTICK demolished FROSTY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
LATKA was bested by BIG MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
NORTON was beaten by NO BATHROOM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge conflict.
DR. COX viciously subdued RAVAGE in a action packed 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
PRACTICAL GENE was beaten by FRASIER in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
TEMPTRESS devastated DRAGO KAZOV in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EXPOSED demolished STARSCREAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BRAVE NEW RODENT was overpowered by KHAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ACCUSER unbelievably bested BLITZWING in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
ASTROTRAIN was overpowered by PAUL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NORM vanquished DIRT BOGART in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fray.
FENCE was overpowered by THUNDERCRACKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUZY SUICIDE was overpowered by ASP in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FAIRBANKS GLOW was savagely defeated by DONETO in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
GLUTTONY was handily defeated by YRSA in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
MILK STOUT handily defeated RACHEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAUL CHOLESTEROL was overpowered by EINSTEIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GRIMHILD was handily defeated by EVIL ONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VOLUND was demolished by HAM BURGLAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AMBITIOUS LARD overpowered JAMICE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
LEGION was vanquished by RU BRINGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CAPTURED PORK devastated HAY PATE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE overpowered RATTLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEPUTY FIFE was overcome by BUGS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
DEEJAY SPINNER overpowered GAUTREK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ODOBAN overpowered RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
LONELY TRUCHER outwaited SITKA SERENITY in a 10 minute novice's Challenge match.
BULL LONEY vanquished HIRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SERIAL COWBOY was murdered by WHAT'D I SAY in a 2 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
AXEMAN EWING overpowered LUMBER JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CHRIS HAYES was viciously subdued by WAKING DREAMS in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
CLOSED MONDAYS beat HELIOS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
M. CHARDONNAY was narrowly defeated by ROOSTER COGBURN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TOUPEE ARNOLD was overcome by ZEKE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE GOLDEN EGG was handily defeated by CHICKEN A LA KING in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TALKEETNA was demolished by PETIT JARDINIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GIZMO savagely defeated BLIZZARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
ACE HARDWARE handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SEWARD FOLLY was demolished by HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SOUTH SPOON demolished DING DONG in a 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
YORL was beaten by BLADE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
WRAITH was bested by EMILY in a popular 1 minute fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE was bested by EMERALD in a 2 minute conflict.
CRESCENT devastated WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AVER was overpowered by AXEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOS ALAMOS unbelievably bested ATROCITY AWAKENED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
KIKI overpowered CHRIS MATTHEWS in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LAWRENCE O'DONNELL devastated REBECCA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DYLAN RATIGAN won victory over BILL in a 4 minute bout.
JOEY narrowly defeated SNAGGLEPUSS in a 2 minute fight.
OPPENHEIMER overpowered NK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TAINTED WHEAT savagely defeated CORWYN in a action packed 1 minute novice's battle.
SHADOW OF A SEASON defeated RON in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest.
ELDER THANG devastated OH BOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHARLIE CLIPBOARD was savagely defeated by MR HECKLES in a 6 minute novice's bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED slimly won victory over DUMBO in a 3 minute brutal amateur's duel.
JONHY BOUNCER was handily defeated by ICE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ viciously subdued CHUCKY in a 4 minute gory novice's brawl.
CHERRI BOMB was overpowered by QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MY LITTLE GTO demolished FLY PIZZA PIE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
LAKEFRONT was subdued by SUCCUBUS in a 1 minute novice's duel.
CLANCY was beaten by TEACUPS in a action packed 6 minute novice's conflict.
DOG ON THE LOOSE overcame SMALL WORLD in a exciting 3 minute novice's duel.
MONICA butchered WASP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PARA was beaten by BIKINI ATOLL in a 3 minute novice's match.
COBRA handily defeated FIRE ANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKY PILOT overcame FLOWER POWER in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.
SURFER JOE demolished FRENCH FRY PIE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED unbelievably bested SARAH in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's match.
JACK THE RIPPER was beaten by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 1 minute novice's duel.
STING handily defeated VALDEZ VENGEANCE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MY LAST TWENTY was savagely defeated by WARLORD in a popular 3 minute novice's bout.
SIBERIAN WASTES was overcome by SCALES in a 2 minute novice's fight.
PAT executed DIRTY LAGER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
GAIA overpowered HONEY BARTENDER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KWEEN was unbelievably bested by DUNGEON PORTER in a 5 minute beginner's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      30         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  44 -  2      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         STRIKING ATTACK   93 -  91 -  8      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  84 -  3      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        64 -  79 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  47 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  14 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  50 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  62 -  4      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  31 -  1      31  |

Turn 319 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       12 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         6  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        19 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 19     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BROOMSTICK 7057            15  10  1  112 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY      QUEEN OF TARTS 5980        13   9  0  110 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        11   4  0  110 LES TURFISTES (727)
AIMED BLOW       BIG MAC 7120               15   7  0  104 FAST FOOD (724)
LUNGING ATTACK   WILHELM SCREAM 7162        13   5  0  103 OTTODROME TW (728)
WALL OF STEEL    TALKEETNA 7047             19  14  0   93 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
BASHING ATTACK   LATKA 6940                 13   6  1   89 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRAGO KAZOV 7100           14  12  1   67 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHAN 7503                   6   5  1   47 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WRATH 7428.  The ten other most popular fighters were DONETO 7534, KWEEN 7818, GIZMO 
6941, CLANCY 7713, WARLORD 7819, NO BATHROOM 7764, PETIT JARDINIA 7154, SMALL WORLD 
7794, QUEEN OF TARTS 5980, and BLITZWING 7371.

The least popular fighter this week was LONELY TRUCHER 7724.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SITKA SERENITY 7796, MR HECKLES 7797, CHUCKY 7683, TEACUPS 
7790, DUNGEON PORTER 7837, HONEY BARTENDER 7721, VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834, JACK THE 
RIPPER 7684, FRENCH FRY PIE 7832, and FIRE ANT 7830.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GIZMO (47-6941) DARQUE FORCES (396)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SALAD SLAYER (47-7334) VEGAN CANNIBALS (733)