DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/23/2012 Duedate: 11/19/2012
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-321
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIG MAC
FAST FOOD (724)
(47-7120) [17-7-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG MAC EXPOSED
FAST FOOD (724) HORNY GOAT X (750)
(47-7120) [17-7-0,123] (47-7595) [6-0-1,69]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM STING
CHEERS (659) SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
(47-6227) [8-15-1,78] (47-7656) [3-1-0,17]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS PARK (766)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FAST FOOD (724) 47
2. REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757) 39 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 37 Unchartered Team
4. TORUS (32) 37
5. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 35 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 15 7 0 68.2 1/15 BASH BROS PARK (766) 11 3 0
2/ 8*ILLUMINATED ONES (767) 4 2 0 66.7 2/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727) 11 4 1
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 682 425 24 61.6 3/ 3 CHEERS (659) 10 4 1
4/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727) 52 33 2 61.2 4/ 7*HORNY GOAT X (750) 10 4 1
5/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) 238 161 21 59.6 5/ 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 10 4 0
6/10 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 350 240 25 59.3 6/16 FAST FOOD (724) 9 5 0
7/14*BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754) 16 11 2 59.3 7/18*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 9 6 0
8/11 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 90 66 3 57.7 8/14*MSNBC (755) 9 6 0
9/12 OTTODROME TW (728) 56 43 3 56.6 9/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 6 0
10/15 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 804 620 41 56.5 10/12*BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754) 8 6 0
11/13 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 98 76 8 56.3 11/ 4*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770) 8 7 0
12/16*MSNBC (755) 14 11 0 56.0 12/29 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 8 7 0
13/ 4*DREAMS OF KADATH (762) 10 8 0 55.6 13/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 6 1
14/ 2*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770) 11 9 1 55.0 14/ 9*DREAMS OF KADATH (762) 7 6 0
15/19 FAST FOOD (724) 64 54 1 54.2 15/22 OTTODROME TW (728) 7 7 0
16/20 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 33 29 3 53.2 16/10 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 7 8 1
17/21 DARQUE FORCES (396) 234 210 17 52.7 17/ 5*OBG! (765) 7 8 1
18/ 0 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 26 24 0 52.0 18/20*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 7 8 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/23 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 76 72 9 51.4 19/33*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757) 7 8 0
20/27 BASH BROS PARK (766) 25 24 1 51.0 20/24 FRIENDS (759) 6 7 1
21/22 IRON LEGION (652) 29 28 2 50.9 21/27 SECOND BANANAS (573) 6 7 0
22/28*HORNY GOAT X (750) 17 17 2 50.0 22/17 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 8 0
23/ 7*OBG! (765) 10 10 1 50.0 23/19 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 6 8 0
24/31*KNIGHT-CLUB (761) 9 9 0 50.0 24/23*KNIGHT-CLUB (761) 6 8 0
25/25 I HATE THEM (597) 70 72 2 49.3 25/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 6 8 0
26/24 FRIENDS (759) 26 27 1 49.1 26/11*NUKE TEST (769) 6 9 1
27/26 CHEERS (659) 54 58 4 48.2 27/13*TEAM TOONS (764) 6 9 1
28-30*THE UNHOLY ONES (772) 7 8 0 46.7 28/26 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 6 9 0
29/37*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 12 14 0 46.2 29/28 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 6 9 0
30/29*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 9 11 1 45.0 30/21*ERRATA! (760) 6 9 0
31/17*NUKE TEST (769) 9 11 1 45.0 31/38 IN QETERNUM (718) 5 5 0
32/35 IN QETERNUM (718) 64 86 5 42.7 32/31 I HATE THEM (597) 4 6 0
33/ 0 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 31 42 2 42.5 33-30*THE UNHOLY ONES (772) 4 6 0
34/36 TORUS (32) 205 299 19 40.7 34/35 THE BIZZARR (716) 4 6 0
35/34 THE BIZZARR (716) 28 41 4 40.6 35/36 IRON LEGION (652) 3 3 0
36/18*TEAM TOONS (764) 8 12 1 40.0 36/32*THANATOS (771) 3 8 0
37/32*ERRATA! (760) 8 13 0 38.1 37/43 TORUS (32) 3 12 0
38/40 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 19 31 2 38.0 38/42 NEW VENGEANCE (721) 2 6 1
39/42*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757) 11 19 0 36.7 39/37*ILLUMINATED ONES (767) 1 0 0
40-41*DEVIL'S REJECTS (758) 7 13 1 35.0 40/ 0 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 1 0 0
41/39*THANATOS (771) 4 11 0 26.7 41-41*DEVIL'S REJECTS (758) 1 4 0
42/43 NEW VENGEANCE (721) 20 56 3 26.3 42/44*THE UNDERGRADS (773) 1 7 0
43/44*THE UNDERGRADS (773) 1 7 0 12.5 43/ 0 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Team Thanatos stands silent behind their leader Alexander, each member wearing a
black headband, eyes upon the ground.
Alexander raises his arms and shouts, "Gaia!"
The team raises blazing eyes as the arena begins to shake with a rhythmic
booming. Boom! Boom! Boom! All turn as the wheel-eyed monster Kyklops lumbers out
of the tunnel and into the arena.
Alexander sweeps an arm and points to the beast. "Fear Kyklops! Fear
Thanatos!"
The team chants, "Thanatos! Thanatos! Thanatos!"
Alexander throws back his head and screams, "Havoc!"
The mighty Kyklops stamps and roars. The arena shakes with the din.
Peace outside the arena, mayhem within. Let the fighting begin!
*******************************************************
The clouds darken over North Fork as a few teams bury their friends and swear
vengeance. Uncle D paces the casino's floor of the Sand Box, knowing alexander will
be going after Cheers; it might turn ugly for Shiv Art. All three members doing bad
with a total of 4-10, it was no good for the Turf Wars but even worse for the casino
--a lot of people put money on them. Unsure of what to do, Uncle D calls a meeting
of all members, managers and warriors, to get everyone's heads in the game.
"I want you all to know it kills me to have to stand before you and give you the
third degree about our plans going south because some people aren't doing their job.
Alex, Mandingo, and I can only coach you. It's you fighters that must get into that
arena and do battle. If you wish, I will gladly sit in my office and play magic and
gamble all day," Uncle D tells them sadly.
"No, D! I don't want that!" Honey Bartender says with tears rolling down her
face.
"Then I need you all to put your best into your training and fights. Don't try
to win, just do it. So what if they have more years under their belts? We have
heart to keep on going and skills to do what they can't!" Uncle D informs them with
pride in his eyes.
"I would like everyone to know that Rebecca and the rest of Cheers are MINE!"
Alexander, manager of Thanatos, tells them.
"Fine by me. My plan is to go after M*MBO and LBA+. We wreck their scores, we
can move up and get closer," Mandingo says.
"Okay, I am going to put my money on all three of us," Uncle D says quietly
before heading to the bar.
* }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *
TWVIII Round 3 Summary and Scores
* Oz Feast Le Banana wins round three, creeping up the leader board.
* But LBA+ shows their stuff holding to the top spot overall. Did Grimm drill 'em?
* Only one missing team out of thirty-four. Well done, TWers!(5 of 102 to date)
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)
1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
record.
2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
* Individual team leader in accumulative fight points is Shewish Buffet (OAB) with
15.
* Team leader with most accumulative wins at 12 is Shewish Buffet (OAB). Can we let
him get away with this nonsense?
* LBA+ has a massive lead with 30 accumulative fight points. (No one else in
positive double digits. (Must be that Shewish Buffet influence.)
* Round three leading alliance with most accumulative kills (three) is GSVOP.
* Round three dubious team leader with most accumulative deaths (five) is Real Men
Wear Pink (Glitter Boy)
* OFLB yet leads in accumulative style points, but M*AMBO is rapidly closing the gap.
* A team that plays together, stays together. GSVOP members all have identical
8-7-1-0 W/L record; somehow Howlin Wolf sneaked out a few more points than the
others
ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
Round Points Fight Style Participate Team Total To Date
LBA+ +17 12/30 0/0 4/12 1/3 +45
OFLB +20 9/-2 6/22 4/12 1/3 +35
M*MBO +4 -9/2 8/16 4/12 1/3 +33
BOB +12 7/4 0/0 4/11 1/2 +17
LOL +8 3/-3 0/4 4/12 1/3 +16
GSVOP -5 -9/1 0/0 3/9 1/3 +13
PMS +4 -3/-15 2/2 4/12 1/3 +2
SHIV -8 -12/-14 0/0 3/6 1/1 -7
FED -5 -10/-45 2/6 3/10 0/1 -28
Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 3) Record fi/st/tm/TOT TOTAL RECORD TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT
M*MBO (Master Darque) 9-11-0-1 -9/8/5/4 31-29-1-4 2/16/15/33
Fast Food (Madwand) 3-2-0-0 1/4/1/6 8-7-0-0 5/10/3/18
Darque Forces (MD) 1-4-0-1 -9/0/1/-8 8-7-0-1 -5/0/3/-2
Bubba's TW(Bubba) 3-2-0-0 0/2/1/3 8-7-1-1 -5/2/3/0
Ottodrome (Otto X) 2-3-0-0 -1/2/1/2 7-8-0-2 7/4/3/14
ALLIANCE Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
OFLB (Mannequin) 13-6-0-1 9/6/5/20 31-26-0-2 -2/22/15/35
Land Of Oz (Oz) 4-1-0-0 4/0/1/5 11-4-0-0 10/4/3/17
2ndBananas (Mann) 2-2-0-0 0/2/1/3 5-7-0-0 -7/6/3/2
Le Turfistes (LP) 4-1-0-0 6/2/1/9 9-6-0-0 5/6/3/14
Mystic(Slugbait) 3-2-0-1 -1/2/1/2 6-9-0-2 -10/6/3/-1
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
LBA+ (Assur) 14-5-0-1 12/0/5/17 39-20-0-4 30/0/15/45
Shewish (OAB) 4-1-0-0 5/0/1/6 12-3-0-0 15/0/3/18
Horny G (Grimm) 3-2-0-0 1/0/1/2 9-6-0-3 2/0/3/5
Cheers (Otis) 4-0-0-0 7/0/1/8 10-4-0-0 13/0/3/16
Bash Bro (Assur) 3-2-0-1 -1/0/1/0 8-7-0-1 0/0/3/3
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
GVSOP (Howlin Wolf) 6-9-2-0 -9/0/4/-5 24-21-3-0 1/0/12/13
Nuke (Malaquar) 3-2-1-0 0/0/1/1 8-7-1-0 -1/0/3/2
OBG (Howlin Wolf) 1-4-0-0 -6/0/1/-5 8-7-1-0 2/0/3/5
TeamToons (Baron B) 2-3-1-0 -3/0/1/-2 8-7-1-0 0/0/3/2
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
LOL Stormlord) 10-9-0-0 3/0/5/8 29-29-0-3 -3/4/15/16
Alaska (Stormlord) 3-2-0-0 2/0/1/3 6-9-0-1 -1/4/3/6
Errata (JE) 4-1-0-0 4/0/1/5 7-8-0-0 1/0/3/4
Kadath (Reaper) 2-2-0-0 0/0/1/1 8-5-0-1 0/0/3/3
Serpents (Khisanth) 1-4-0-0 -3/0/1/-2 8-7-0-1 -3/0/3/0
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
SHIV (Uncle D) 4-10-0-1 -12/0/4/-8 10-18-0-1 -14/0/7/-7
Knight Club (Uncle) 2-3-0-0 -2/0/1/-1 6-7-0-0 -1/0/3/2
Undergrads (Mandingo) 0-4-0-0 -4/0/1/-3 0-4-0-0 -4/0/1/-3
Thanatos (Alexander) 2-3-0-1 -6/0/1/-5 4-7-0-1 -9/0/2/-7
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/1/1
PMS (Deep Thought) 9-10-0-0 -3/2/5/4 27-32-2-0 -15/2/15/2
Nanas (The Mun) 2-3-0-0 -3/0/1/-2 8-7-1-0 1/0/3/4
Friends (Scruffy) 1-3-0-0 -4/0/1/-3 6-8-1-0 -5/0/3/-2
Jomsvikings (Sigurd) 2-3-0-0 -2/2/1/1 5-10-0-0 -10/2/3/-5
MSNBC (Deep T) 4-1-0-0 6/0/1/7 8-7-0-0 -1/0/3/2
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
BOB (TGG) 11-9-0-0 7/0/5/12 26-29-1-0 4/0/13/17
I Hate (Rillion) 1-4-0-0 -3/0/1/-2 4-6-0-0 -2/0/2/0
Satan's (tDO) 4-1-0-0 6/0/1/5 10-5-1-0 9/0/3/12
Willbury's (RR) 4-1-1-0 4/0/1/5 7-8-1-0 0/0/3/3
Lurocian (TGG) 2-3-0-0 0/0/1/1 5-10-0-0 -3/0/3/0
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/2/2
FED (Vae Victus) 6-9-0-30 -10/2/3/-5 16-34-1-8 -45/6/11/-28
Obsidian (Skaven) 2-3-0-0 -7/2/1/-4 7-8-1-0 -9/6/3/0
Devil's (Lucifer) 0-0-0-0 0/0/0/0 2-8-0-3 -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV) 2-3-0-0 -2/0/1/-1 3-7-0-0 -9/0/2/-7
RMWP (Glitter) 2-3-0-0 -1/0/1/0 4-11-0-5 -18/0/3/-15
Alliance Score 0/0/0/0 0/0/1/1
THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Alex Trebek, Wilhelm Scream, Emily, Lawrence O'Donnell, Temptress, Suzy Suicide,
Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Latka, Dirt Bogart
This summary was brought to you by pro Turf War Moderators Oz The All Stumbling and
Mumbling Master Darque. (Trying a little humility in the quest for $200K salaries.)
* }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *
---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
-----------
DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
---------
DM 8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
----------------
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
(turn 319): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NORTH FORK this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as SHEWISH BUFFET is pushed out of top team by BASH BROS PARK, who came
from 15th with a 4-0-0 this turn. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this
morning? BASH BROS PARK has turned a 4-0-0 into 1st place from 15th. Give me the
recipe! I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping
Blade, seeing as SERPENTS HOLD 200's 12-14-0 has earned them 7th place in the ranks.
I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for LUROCIAN DEVILS
tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns 3-2-0. Hmmm. OBG! must be
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 5th to 17th this turn, with a 1-4-0
acting as the weight. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?
REAL MEN WEAR PINK has turned a 4-1-0 into 19th place from 33rd. Give me the recipe!
It doesn't rain, but it pours for NUKE TEST this turn, a 1-4-0 causing a 15 flight
drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel. Our condolences (or sneers,
as the case may be) go out to TEAM TOONS for their drop to 27th from 13th. A 0-5-0
can do that. The LES TURFISTES guild has had a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched
in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see,
SLUGBAIT fought PETIT JARDINIA and gained 25 points and contributed to I HATE THEM's
3-2-0. PETIT JARDINIA has lost to SLUGBAIT, falling 36 points, while helping make
LES TURFISTES a 4-1-1 turn. DRAGO KAZOV challenged for the Duelmastership this turn,
attempting to dethrone FAST FOOD's warrior. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster
have failed, and BIG MAC remains NORTH FORK's top warrior for another turn. By the
way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The
Dripping Blade?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. SHEWISH BUFFET has cause to stand tall, as
they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding SHEWISH BUFFET more than any other team we find SATAN'S RANCHERS.
NORTH FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most
challenged warrior this turn was SHEWISH BUFFET's warrior AMBITIOUS LARD. More
fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster! I don't know about you, but
ULTIMA REGUM challenging down 22 points to LES TURFISTES' YORL, is not really worthy
of IN QETERNUM. Well, surprise, surprise, ULTIMA REGUM was overcame by YORL, and by
the way, ULTIMA REGUM now has a recognition score of 75. Tsk, tsk, tsk. RAVAGE,
does your manager know you're challenging down 16 points to fight PRACTICAL GENE from
OTTODROME TW? It pains me to see warriors take advantage of the system like this.
RAVAGE defeated PRACTICAL GENE, as if it surprises anyone. Well now, what do you
expect when someone like DIRT BOGART from LES TURFISTES challenges down 26 points to
fight OPPENHEIMER of BUBBA'S TW ARMY? I thought challenges were for warriors, not
cowards looking for easy wins. DIRT BOGART put to death OPPENHEIMER, is nothing
sacred? Tsk, tsk, tsk. GLUTTONY, does your manager know you're challenging down 20
points to fight FEZZIK from THE BIZZARR? We're not surprised to hear that GLUTTONY
overcame FEZZIK, but I bet it would be interesting to hear why OBSIDIAN ORDER made
such a challenge. In a brave attempt, DR HEAD TRIP from THE UNDERGRADS challenged up
23 points to fight GAUTREK from the JOMSVIKINGS stable. DR HEAD TRIP perhaps got his
just desserts, seeing as he was bested by GAUTREK and ended up with 2 recognition
points.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. The manager of BUBBA'S TW ARMY will
not be pleased to learn that OPPENHEIMER, a 3-0-1 fighter, has been killed at the
hands of LES TURFISTES' DIRT BOGART. Whatever bright future LAWRENCE O'DONNELL may
have had, it's all history now. The manager of MSNBC has lost a promising 3-1-0
warrior. Seriously now, is it really honorable for EXPOSED from HORNY GOAT X to kill
PAT and give ALL-STAR NANA'S the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. LES
TURFISTES, with any luck BUBBA'S TW ARMY will successfully bloodfeud DIRT BOGART for
killing such a warrior as OPPENHEIMER. Have a little decency, will ya? The Dripping
Blade declares a free round for QUEEN OF TARTS and all of MYSTIC ORC FEAST, for
having revenged THE WILLBURYS 47A's DUMBO for killing one of their comrades. Kudos
go out to ALEX TREBEK this turn, for revenging BUBBA'S TW ARMY's bloodfeud against
OBG!'s warrior WHAT'D I SAY. Well done. Congratulations go out to BASH BROS PARK,
with NO BATHROOM revenging a bloodfeud against SNAGGLEPUSS of TEAM TOONS. Is it
really true that NORTH FORK has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just
thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and I've a long road ahead
of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in NORTH FORK again, farewell-- Alarond
the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG MAC 7120 17 7 0 123 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 15 5 0 121 OTTODROME TW (728)
FROSTY 7332 13 7 0 111 FAST FOOD (724)
TEMPTRESS 6671 9 3 0 106 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SLUGBAIT 6329 10 1 1 105 I HATE THEM (597)
TALKEETNA 7047 20 15 0 102 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-WRATH 7428 11 7 3 96 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
RAVAGE 7061 14 16 2 95 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
LATKA 6940 14 6 1 95 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-TENTH INNING 7255 10 13 0 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLIZZARD 7119 12 8 0 93 FAST FOOD (724)
DR. COX 7009 10 4 1 93 SECOND BANANAS (573)
YORL 7153 10 5 0 91 LES TURFISTES (727)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 15 13 1 89 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
FRASIER 6224 14 10 0 89 CHEERS (659)
NORTON 7010 10 7 0 85 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 12 5 0 82 LES TURFISTES (727)
PAUL 6861 6 2 0 79 CHEERS (659)
NORM 6227 8 15 1 78 CHEERS (659)
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 6 5 0 78 DARQUE FORCES (396)
NO BATHROOM 7764 11 2 1 77 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ULTIMA REGUM 7076 18 12 0 75 IN QETERNUM (718)
-HAMMER 6170 6 5 0 73 IRON LEGION (652)
CARLA 6225 11 12 1 72 CHEERS (659)
DIRT BOGART 7430 8 4 2 72 LES TURFISTES (727)
SOUTH SPOON 7161 11 10 1 70 OTTODROME TW (728)
ACE HARDWARE 7492 7 3 0 69 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
EXPOSED 7595 6 0 1 69 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 9 10 1 66 OTTODROME TW (728)
ALEX TREBEK 7624 7 1 1 65 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
SEWARD FOLLY 7436 12 6 0 62 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-BLADE 6168 8 4 0 62 IRON LEGION (652)
ARCHER 7216 8 6 0 61 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-EMERALD 7478 10 5 0 59 LAND OF OZ (217)
BLITZWING 7371 7 9 0 57 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 6 3 0 57 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAGLIN 7067 8 6 0 56 THE BIZZARR (716)
ASTROTRAIN 7352 11 8 0 55 DARQUE FORCES (396)
EMILY 7453 7 5 0 55 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
ASYLUM 7297 6 7 1 54 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 9 7 0 53 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CANUM MOERDART 7531 7 4 0 53 IN QETERNUM (718)
SOULTAKER 5455 11 9 0 52 I HATE THEM (597)
-WITCH DOCTOR 7215 9 3 0 52 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
-CHRISTOS 7549 7 7 1 51 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
YRSA 7671 6 4 0 50 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DING DONG 7516 8 3 1 49 LAND OF OZ (217)
ASP 7591 3 1 0 49 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DONETO 7534 5 2 1 48 OTTODROME TW (728)
WRAITH 6587 7 6 2 46 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 3 1 0 46 MSNBC (755)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRESCENT 6167 7 6 0 45 IRON LEGION (652)
ELDER THANG 7731 4 0 0 45 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
KHAN 7503 7 6 1 43 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
DILECTONON FERIO 7483 5 10 0 41 IN QETERNUM (718)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 9 7 0 40 I HATE THEM (597)
ACCUSER 6589 7 5 0 40 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 4 0 0 40 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
MASTER DARQUE 6835 8 3 0 39 I HATE THEM (597)
-STARSCREAM 7419 6 10 0 38 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AEGRE ID MILES 7659 5 1 0 38 IN QETERNUM (718)
EVIL ONE 6586 6 6 1 37 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
TAINTED WHEAT 7725 4 0 0 37 HORNY GOAT X (750)
FENCE 7498 9 5 0 36 LAND OF OZ (217)
ICE WIND 7758 3 1 0 36 BASH BROS PARK (766)
EINSTEIN 7622 3 2 0 35 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-BRO'TOR 7546 6 8 0 34 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 4 2 1 34 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ODOBAN 7715 3 1 0 34 ERRATA! (760)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TURQ 7548 8 6 1 33 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-WENDY 7552 4 3 1 33 FAST FOOD (724)
JOEY 7708 8 2 0 32 FRIENDS (759)
RU BRINGER 7510 3 1 0 32 LES TURFISTES (727)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 3 0 1 31 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CONVICTED BEEF 7578 3 1 0 31 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
DYLAN RATIGAN 7634 3 2 0 30 MSNBC (755)
LOS ALAMOS 7801 2 2 0 30 NUKE TEST (769)
NIINE 7064 7 7 1 29 THE BIZZARR (716)
TUUMS 7065 6 8 3 29 THE BIZZARR (716)
KIKI 7485 5 3 0 29 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
LILY UPTIGHT 7722 2 1 0 28 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
-AXEL 7816 3 0 0 27 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
GAUTREK 7666 4 4 0 26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
REBECCA 7789 3 1 1 26 CHEERS (659)
BULL LONEY 7804 3 1 0 26 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
HAM BURGLAR 7698 2 2 0 26 FAST FOOD (724)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581 2 2 0 26 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
GLUTTONY 7539 7 4 0 25 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 3 3 0 25 MSNBC (755)
JONHY BOUNCER 7718 3 1 0 25 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
SARAPHINE 7063 5 9 0 24 THE BIZZARR (716)
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582 4 1 0 24 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MONICA 7706 3 1 1 24 FRIENDS (759)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 3 1 0 24 BASH BROS PARK (766)
AVER 7667 2 7 1 24 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CHRIS HAYES 7695 2 2 0 24 MSNBC (755)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VOLUND 7670 3 7 1 23 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
THE GOLDEN EGG 7806 3 1 1 23 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
LEGION 7440 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
DUMBO 7791 2 2 1 23 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
ROOT WIZARD 7660 2 2 0 23 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
SNAGGLEPUSS 7739 1 3 1 23 TEAM TOONS (764)
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 3 1 0 22 LES TURFISTES (727)
FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639 5 4 0 21 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
MIMI 7450 4 3 0 21 SECOND BANANAS (573)
MY LAST TWENTY 7793 2 2 0 21 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 2 2 0 21 OBG! (765)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 3 1 0 20 NUKE TEST (769)
COBRA 7704 3 1 0 20 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
ZEKE 7584 3 3 0 20 LAND OF OZ (217)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 2 1 0 20 HORNY GOAT X (750)
FIRE ANT 7830 1 2 0 20 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
RACHEL 7711 4 7 0 19 FRIENDS (759)
-SUZY SUICIDE 7682 3 1 1 19 DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
LUMBER JACK 7723 1 4 0 19 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
LONELY TRUCHER 7724 5 0 0 18 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
GRIMHILD 7668 4 6 0 18 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
TEACUPS 7790 4 0 0 18 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
JEZEBEL 7367 4 6 0 18 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
WAKING DREAMS 7728 3 1 0 18 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 1 3 1 18 OBG! (765)
-MILK STOUT 7594 1 3 0 18 HORNY GOAT X (750)
HOT HANDS 7823 1 1 0 18 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
ADEO MORI SERVUS 7782 1 2 0 18 IN QETERNUM (718)
STING 7656 3 1 0 17 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
ROOSTER COGBURN 7807 2 2 0 17 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
DEPUTY FIFE 7768 2 2 0 17 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE SAGE WARD 7849 2 0 0 17 TORUS (32)
M. CHARDONNAY 7687 2 2 0 16 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
BUGS 7737 2 2 0 16 TEAM TOONS (764)
NK 7800 2 2 0 16 NUKE TEST (769)
FRENCH FRY PIE 7832 2 1 0 16 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 3 1 0 14 TEAM TOONS (764)
THE DARK ONE 7747 2 1 0 14 I HATE THEM (597)
LENOLIN LIGHTBEARER 7776 2 0 0 14 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657 1 3 0 14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
REBEL SCUM 7843 1 1 0 13 OTTODROME TW (728)
OH BOY 7746 2 2 0 12 OBG! (765)
ATROCITY AWAKENED 7729 2 2 0 12 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
-WARLORD 7819 2 1 0 12 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
BILL 7645 1 3 0 12 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
PARA 7767 1 3 0 12 ERRATA! (760)
RON 7507 1 3 0 12 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 1 3 0 12 TEAM TOONS (764)
MR HECKLES 7797 3 1 0 11 FRIENDS (759)
CHARLIE CLIPBOARD 7720 2 2 0 11 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
AXEMAN EWING 7808 2 2 0 11 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
-SARAH 7820 1 1 0 11 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
-SUCCUBUS 7836 1 0 0 11 DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
SKY PILOT 7769 3 1 0 10 OBG! (765)
CLANCY 7713 1 3 0 10 ERRATA! (760)
SHADOW OF A SEASON 7727 1 3 0 10 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
HIRO 7803 1 3 0 10 NUKE TEST (769)
THE AGED MONK 7856 1 0 0 10 TORUS (32)
DEEJAY SPINNER 7719 2 2 0 9 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
SURFER JOE 7770 2 2 0 8 OBG! (765)
LAKEFRONT 7714 2 2 0 8 ERRATA! (760)
SITKA SERENITY 7796 1 3 0 8 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
SCALES 7833 2 1 0 7 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834 1 2 0 7 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 1 3 0 7 ERRATA! (760)
SMALL WORLD 7794 1 3 0 6 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
TOUPEE ARNOLD 7805 1 3 0 6 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
RATTLER 7654 1 3 0 6 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-JOCLYN JOYBRINGER 7777 1 0 0 6 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
POSEIDON 7812 1 1 0 6 THANATOS (771)
-SYANNE SHADEBREAKER 7780 1 0 0 6 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
-JACK THE RIPPER 7684 1 3 0 6 DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
SLUG 7841 1 1 0 6 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
FLY PIZZA PIE 7646 1 3 0 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 1 3 0 6 TEAM TOONS (764)
-CHUCKY 7683 1 3 0 6 DEVIL'S REJECTS (758)
-KWEEN 7818 1 2 0 5 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORNET 7842 1 1 0 5 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
URANUS 7811 1 2 0 5 THANATOS (771)
-BUBBA GUMP 7852 1 0 0 5 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
OLD N BITTER 7851 1 1 0 4 HORNY GOAT X (750)
HELIOS 7809 0 4 0 4 THANATOS (771)
SELENE 7810 0 3 0 4 THANATOS (771)
FLOWER POWER 7792 0 4 0 4 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
JAMICE 7798 0 4 0 4 FRIENDS (759)
FEZZIK 7439 0 3 0 3 THE BIZZARR (716)
HONEY BARTENDER 7721 0 3 0 3 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
-CORWYN 7821 0 2 0 2 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
MONSTER 7825 0 2 0 2 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
DR HEAD TRIP 7826 0 2 0 2 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
-PETROCIAN PEACEMAKER 7778 0 1 0 1 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
MAXHEME 7822 0 1 0 1 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
JUDAS 7858 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-BRING IT 7824 0 1 0 1 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
THE DISCIPLE 7857 0 1 0 1 TORUS (32)
RANDOM HERO 7859 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-EDARD EYEBRIGHT 7779 0 1 0 1 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
WRECKLESS 7860 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PAT 7644 2 2 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457 EXPOSED 7595 321
CLOSED MONDAYS 7749 1 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 SNAGGLEPUSS 7739 320 JUST REVENGED
OPPENHEIMER 7625 3 1 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754 DIRT BOGART 7430 321
SERIAL COWBOY 7661 0 2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754 WHAT'D I SAY 7742 319 JUST REVENGED
LBA GROUPIE 7854 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 ROYAL PAIN 321 NONE
LEMURE 7686 1 2 0 DEVIL'S REJECTS 758 BLACK BOLT 7664 318
DA1 7862 0 1 0 DREAMS OF KADATH 762 PIZZA VILLAIN 321 NONE
NAVIGATOR'S TALE 7730 0 1 0 DREAMS OF KADATH 762 OPPENHEIMER 7625 318
CHANDLER 7705 4 3 0 FRIENDS 759 CARLA 6225 317 NOT REVENGED
DEI-MAN 7547 2 6 0 GLORY DISCIPLES 744 CARNIVOROUS FROG 321 NONE
KINGDOM 7627 1 2 0 GLORY DISCIPLES 744 CARNIVOROUS FROG 321 NONE
DIRTY LAGER 7838 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 PAT 7644 319 JUST REVENGED
LAWRENCE O'DONNE 7635 3 2 0 MSNBC 755 ASYLUM 7297 321
HAY PATE 7647 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 DUMBO 7791 320 JUST REVENGED
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 11 9 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 WRATH 7428 318 REVENGED
WHO'S NEXT 7505 1 1 0 NEW VENGEANCE 721 SIBERIAN WASTES 7802 320
SIBERIAN WASTES 7802 1 3 1 NUKE TEST 769 QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 321
LACE MUTTON 7676 0 2 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 VOLUND 7670 317 NOT REVENGED
WASP 7829 0 1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 MONICA 7706 319
FANG 7688 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 THE GOLDEN EGG 7806 318
GAIA 7813 2 1 0 THANATOS 771 REBECCA 7789 320
GODSPEED 7850 0 2 0 TORUS 32 TOTO'S REVENGE 321 NONE
MARCUS AURELIUS 7846 0 2 0 TORUS 32 FRENCH FRYER 321 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
All -- I, Grimm, would like to announce Exposed 7595 as my Champion in the TW. Man,
he is going to rock this place. -- Grimm
Mun -- No shame in killing my cute lunger. The bad news is I have 4 turns to enact
revenge; revenge, I tells ya. -- Grimm
Pat -- After your brief stint on Saturday Night Live, I will finally come to
determine your true gender identity. -- Exposed
All -- The LBA highbred is struting in the streets of North Fork, Assur will lead us
to victory. -- Grimm
OFLB -- Do you guys have anything but style masters? You realize that will not last.
-- Grimm
Fellow BoBs -- Need my help, guide me in your quest to pillage this city. -- Grimm
Are we still under the iron grip of a Big Mac?? -- LP
Well done, LBA, I guess... -- LP
Good luck, all, for the upcoming tournament! May you give OFLB a lot of victories!
-- Le Pentarque
Queen Of Tarts -- It will be my pleasure to escort you to The Isle. We both deserve
it. -- Broomstick
TTI (To Those Interested) -- Broomstick, a mode striker, was 15(+1)-4(+1)-10-15-15-
14-13 and had faves of GS, Mod/Low, Slash tactic, learns parry. -- Oz The All Knowing
Oz & Master Darque -- My Lord and Lady, <devilish grin> though I am honored at being
mentioned as of turn 320, it pains me that I must respond to being called the team
leader with the most accumulated deaths, if only for morale purposes and recruiting.
(I would undoubtedbly be the FIRST team to have warriors refuse to fight! lol) And
though my team may indeed be like the Bay of Pigs or Omaha Beach during the Normandy
invasion, I must confess. I have high standards for my warriors, or exceptional luck
with the survivors. I do, however, plan on correcting my dubious distinction and
passing that bloody torch to somebody else. Though I am far from being as wise and
experienced as someone with more than 1,000 fights, or Master Darque's equally
impressive experience, I am learning. I do have good, if somewhat strange, friends
in this alliance. Specifically Vae Victus. Have I told you about his socks? But
until I learn more, I do of course bow to both of your exceptional skills. *bashful
smile* -- Glitter Boy
All -- I would like to declare my team's new champion: Lonely Truchor! May he live
longer than the average fighter in my team! *smile* -- Glitter Boy
Bash Bros Park -- Aw, too bad. Monday's been closed. -- Alexander
That happens a lot. The whole state of Kansas closes on Monday, for instance.
All -- Here cometh Kyklops.
All -- Shiv Art! Shiv Art! Shiv Art!
Aegre Id Miles -- Okay, you did not enjoy the music, but hey--I only play it, I don't
make it! -- Deejay Spinner
French Fry Pie -- You are cute yet MEAN. I like it, you're just like me. -- Honey
Bartender
Ron -- Lying in the hospital, I realized I don't like you and I will never let you
get V.I.P. at the Club! :( -- Charlie Clipboard
Mr. Heckles -- You never stood a chance. You need to tell Scruffy Puff to let you
retire. -- Johny Bouncer
Cobra -- WOW! Really, that's all you got? Very sad! -- Lily Uptight
LBA+ -- There are only two things I don't like: 1) Show-offs and 2) People who make
me lose money. You're doing BOTH! -- Uncle D
All -- Being the new kid on, I didn't think it would be good manners to come in the
arena and dominate. So I played possum. NOW let the war begin! -- Mandingoe, mgr.
of The Undergrads
Dark One -- This is the first time I've been taken advantage of in the dark. But
remember, the hand is quicker than the eye. *wink wink* -- Hot Hands
Cheri Bomb -- Are you serious! Cheri Bomb! The way you smashed, you should be an
atomic bomb. -- Monster
All -- I got beat by a girl. Maybe drinking all night at the Sand Box before my
fight wasn't smart. -- Dr. Head Trip
Rattler -- They say that rattlesnakes are deadly. Well, I think you are a snake, Mr.
Rattler. I WILL see you again. -- Bring IT!
Uncle D -- Love the spots! But I recommend you fire your odds makers. LBA+ is in
the process of running away with everything and clearly should be getting much better
odds. But I suppose odds are never about truth, but about making money for yourself.
And it'd be pretty embarrassing if the Oz was caught betting against his own
warriors. -- Assur
Oz -- Fighting above our ability? If we had any, we might consider that an insult.
As it is, it is an embarrassment to everyone else in the Turf War, losing to us. --
Assur
Might as well just give the first half points to LBA+...
Looking forward to seeing some huge DCing going on the next few turns. One hint:
Don't lose them! Because when the arena turns to bringing the hammer down on LBA+,
if you aren't successful with huge FE advantage, the humiliation will just be that
much greater! -- Assur
Snagglepuss -- A close fight with an unfortunate result (for you). Expect to be
terrorized in the park for the next few months.
Surfer Joe -- No waves here and the wind will rip right through your wetsuit. -- Ice
Wind
Toupee Arnold -- I am a dog, but your teammates think you are. -- Dog on the Loose
Lurocian Devils -- With those matchups, I'll gladly take 1-1! -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEI-MAN was butchered by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MARCUS AURELIUS was slaughtered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GODSPEED was savagely slain by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
KINGDOM was butchered by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
LBA GROUPIE was assassinated by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
QUEEN OF TARTS outlasted DUMBO in a 7 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
NO BATHROOM handily defeated SNAGGLEPUSS in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
ALEX TREBEK vanquished WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
EXPOSED slaughtered PAT in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
SELENE lost to REBECCA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome novice's Bloodfeud fight.
DRAGO KAZOV was overpowered by BIG MAC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
BROOMSTICK was demolished by FROSTY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ULTIMA REGUM was viciously subdued by YORL in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
RAVAGE handily defeated PRACTICAL GENE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
NORTON luckily beat NORM in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
BLIZZARD devastated CARLA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DIRT BOGART assassinated OPPENHEIMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THUNDERCRACKER overpowered EMILY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SEWARD FOLLY overcame YRSA in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DING DONG unbelievably bested DILECTONON FERIO in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
CANUM MOERDART demolished TUUMS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
LAWRENCE O'DONNELL was slaughtered by ASYLUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
TAINTED WHEAT overpowered ROOSTER COGBURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ELDER THANG overpowered AMBITIOUS LARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING savagely defeated SARAPHINE in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
FAIRBANKS GLOW was demolished by KHAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
AEGRE ID MILES won victory over NIINE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MAUL CHOLESTEROL was overpowered by ROOT WIZARD in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
OH BOY was unbelievably bested by TEACUPS in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
MY LITTLE GTO overpowered FLY PIZZA PIE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GLUTTONY subdued FEZZIK in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge fight.
ATROCITY AWAKENED was savagely defeated by RACHAEL MADDOW in a 3 minute bout.
HAM BURGLAR viciously subdued RACHEL in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
WAKING DREAMS subdued CHERRI BOMB in a 2 minute Challenge match.
REBEL SCUM devastated HONEY BARTENDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
POSEIDON was overpowered by ICE WIND in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLANCY was handily defeated by EINSTEIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TOUPEE ARNOLD was beaten by BILL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
URANUS was vanquished by COBRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HOT HANDS demolished LAKEFRONT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
THE GOLDEN EGG narrowly defeated BUGS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HORNET was subdued by NK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SURFER JOE was vanquished by DEPUTY FIFE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DOG ON THE LOOSE handily defeated SMALL WORLD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JONHY BOUNCER defeated THE DARK ONE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
AXEMAN EWING was overpowered by RU BRINGER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
DR HEAD TRIP was viciously subdued by GAUTREK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
LUMBER JACK outlasted ZEKE in a dull 8 minute Challenge fight.
SLUG beat MONSTER in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
CHARLIE CLIPBOARD luckily beat RATTLER in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge competition.
FIRE ANT viciously subdued MIMI in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
HELIOS was luckily beaten by MR HECKLES in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
LILY UPTIGHT handily defeated RON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
LENOLIN LIGHTBEARER beat VALDEZ VENGEANCE in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH butchered SIBERIAN WASTES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PETIT JARDINIA was demolished by SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
WILHELM SCREAM overpowered DR. COX in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
FRASIER was defeated by TALKEETNA in a 3 minute master's brawl.
TEMPTRESS devastated ACE HARDWARE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SOUTH SPOON was overpowered by PAUL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LATKA handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
CRESCENT was bested by RAGLIN in a 1 minute fight.
SOULTAKER beat LOS ALAMOS in a 2 minute brawl.
CONVICTED BEEF was demolished by JACK B. NIMBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ASP overpowered FENCE in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
THE CREEPSTER was viciously subdued by ARCHER in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
EVIL ONE was savagely defeated by VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE in a 2 minute gory duel.
ODOBAN was overpowered by BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WRAITH won victory over TURQ in a 1 minute contest.
ACCUSER was overpowered by CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLITZWING overpowered BULL LONEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASTROTRAIN outlasted DYLAN RATIGAN in a dull 25 minute brawl.
JOEY devastated CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MASTER DARQUE savagely defeated BIKINI ATOLL in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
SHADOW OF A SEASON was subdued by LEGION in a 1 minute fight.
CHRIS HAYES overpowered JEZEBEL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
VOLUND demolished HIRO in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
MIGHTY MANFRED was subdued by AVER in a 1 minute duel.
GRIMHILD was savagely defeated by KIKI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
MY LAST TWENTY handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SITKA SERENITY subdued MAXHEME in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
JAMICE was savagely defeated by STING in a exciting 8 minute gory novice's struggle.
FLOWER POWER was handily defeated by FRENCH FRY PIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ENCORE DEBOUT handily defeated JUDAS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ADEO MORI SERVUS luckily beat SKY PILOT in a 3 minute novice's match.
MIGHTY MANFRED was outwaited by SCALES in a crowd boring 12 minute novice's duel.
PARA handily defeated THE DISCIPLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
LONELY TRUCHER beat DEEJAY SPINNER in a 4 minute novice's competition.
M. CHARDONNAY bested MAXIMILLIAN in a popular 3 minute novice's battle.
DUNGEON PORTER overpowered RANDOM HERO in a 3 minute uneven competition.
THE SAGE WARD overpowered OLD N BITTER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
THE AGED MONK overpowered WRECKLESS in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 29 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 16 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 28 TOTAL PARRY 81 - 65 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 25 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 15 - 3 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 STRIKING ATTACK 105 - 100 - 12 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 21 LUNGING ATTACK 90 - 104 - 5 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 58 - 3 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 56 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 AIMED BLOW 74 - 99 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 77 - 4 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 34 - 1 36 |
Turn 321 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 17 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 13 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 12 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 14 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BIG MAC 7120 17 7 0 123 FAST FOOD (724)
LUNGING ATTACK WILHELM SCREAM 7162 15 5 0 121 OTTODROME TW (728)
STRIKING ATTACK SLUGBAIT 6329 10 1 1 105 I HATE THEM (597)
WALL OF STEEL TALKEETNA 7047 20 15 0 102 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
BASHING ATTACK LATKA 6940 14 6 1 95 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE DRAGO KAZOV 7100 15 13 1 89 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
SLASHING ATTACK PETIT JARDINIA 7154 12 5 0 82 LES TURFISTES (727)
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMA REGUM 7076 18 12 0 75 IN QETERNUM (718)
PARRY-STRIKE KHAN 7503 7 6 1 43 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 7758 3 1 0 36 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
STING 7656. The ten other most popular fighters were OH BOY 7746, DUMBO 7791,
CHICKEN A LA KING 7583, NORM 6227, DILECTONON FERIO 7483, ARCHER 7216, YORL 7153,
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632, HAM BURGLAR 7698, and GAUTREK 7666.
The least popular fighter this week was DYLAN RATIGAN 7634. The other ten least
popular fighters were ASTROTRAIN 7352, SCALES 7833, MIGHTY MANFRED 7771, ZEKE 7584,
JAMICE 7798, WRECKLESS 7860, OLD N BITTER 7851, RANDOM HERO 7859, DUNGEON PORTER
7837, and LONELY TRUCHER 7724.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BIG MAC (47-7120) FAST FOOD (724)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
QUEEN OF TARTS (47-5980) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BROOMSTICK (47-7057) LAND OF OZ (217)