DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/20/2012 Duedate: 12/17/2012
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-322
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WILHELM SCREAM
OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-7162) [16-5-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WILHELM SCREAM ASP
OTTODROME TW (728) SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
(47-7162) [16-5-0,130] (47-7591) [4-1-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM CLANCY
CHEERS (659) ERRATA! (760)
(47-6227) [8-16-1,77] (47-7713) [1-4-0,9]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FAST FOOD (724)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAND OF OZ (217) 56
2. FAST FOOD (724) 45 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 44 Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 43
5. ERRATA! (760) 43 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 19 8 0 70.4 1/ 6 FAST FOOD (724) 12 2 1
2- 2*ILLUMINATED ONES (767) 4 2 0 66.7 2/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727) 11 4 1
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 687 425 24 61.8 3/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 4 0
4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 55 35 2 61.1 4/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 10 4 0
5- 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 238 161 21 59.6 5/ 8*MSNBC (755) 9 5 0
6/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 352 242 25 59.3 6/ 1 BASH BROS PARK (766) 9 5 0
7/11 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 102 76 9 57.3 7/18*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 9 6 1
8/ 8 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 92 69 3 57.1 8/16 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457) 8 6 1
9/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 807 621 41 56.5 9/10 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754) 8 6 0
10/ 7 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754) 18 14 2 56.3 10/32 I HATE THEM (597) 8 7 0
11/15 FAST FOOD (724) 69 54 2 56.1 11/12 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 8 7 0
12/ 9 OTTODROME TW (728) 58 46 3 55.8 12/28 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714) 8 7 0
13-13*DREAMS OF KADATH (762) 10 8 0 55.6 13/19*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757) 8 7 0
14/12*MSNBC (755) 16 13 0 55.2 14/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 5 1
15/16 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 36 31 3 53.7 15/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 7 6 0
16/17 DARQUE FORCES (396) 237 212 17 52.8 16/ 3 CHEERS (659) 7 7 1
17-18 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 26 24 0 52.0 17/ 4 HORNY GOAT X (750) 7 7 1
18/14*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770) 13 12 1 52.0 18/22 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 65 62 5 51.2 19/31 IN QETERNUM (718) 7 8 0
20-21 IRON LEGION (652) 29 28 2 50.9 20/ 7*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 7 8 0
21/25 I HATE THEM (597) 74 73 2 50.3 21/30*ERRATA! (760) 7 8 0
22/19 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 77 76 9 50.3 22/11*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770) 7 8 0
23/20 BASH BROS PARK (766) 27 27 1 50.0 23/26*NUKE TEST (769) 6 8 1
24-24*KNIGHT-CLUB (761) 9 9 0 50.0 24/23 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 6 8 0
25-26 FRIENDS (759) 26 27 1 49.1 25/15 OTTODROME TW (728) 6 8 0
26/23*OBG! (765) 12 13 1 48.0 26/29 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 6 9 0
27/30*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 12 13 1 48.0 27-21 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 4 0
28/27 CHEERS (659) 55 62 4 47.0 28-24*KNIGHT-CLUB (761) 5 5 0
29-28*THE UNHOLY ONES (772) 7 8 0 46.7 29/37 TORUS (32) 5 10 0
30/22 HORNY GOAT X (750) 18 21 2 46.2 30/17*OBG! (765) 5 10 0
31/31*NUKE TEST (769) 11 13 1 45.8 31-14*DREAMS OF KADATH (762) 4 5 0
32/29*SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 14 17 0 45.2 32-34 THE BIZZARR (716) 4 6 0
33/32 IN QETERNUM (718) 66 89 5 42.6 33-20 FRIENDS (759) 3 5 0
34/33 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 33 45 3 42.3 34-33*THE UNHOLY ONES (772) 2 3 0
35/34 TORUS (32) 207 302 19 40.7 35-38 NEW VENGEANCE (721) 2 6 1
36-35 THE BIZZARR (716) 28 41 4 40.6 36/43 GLORY DISCIPLES (744) 2 6 1
37/37*ERRATA! (760) 10 16 0 38.5 37-36*THANATOS (771) 2 7 0
38/39*REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757) 13 22 0 37.1 38/27*TEAM TOONS (764) 2 12 1
39/38 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 20 35 2 36.4 39-39*ILLUMINATED ONES (767) 1 0 0
40/36*TEAM TOONS (764) 8 16 1 33.3 40-40 OF WOLF & MAN (732) 1 0 0
41-41*THANATOS (771) 4 11 0 26.7 41-42*THE UNDERGRADS (773) 1 7 0
42-42 NEW VENGEANCE (721) 20 56 3 26.3 42-35 IRON LEGION (652) 0 1 0
43-43*THE UNDERGRADS (773) 1 7 0 12.5 43/ 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TWVIII Round 4 Summary and Scores
* M*mbo wins round four, jumping up the leader board into a near tie with LBA+
* But LBA+ had a solid 23 point turn. Will these two pull away from the pack?
* Only one missing team out of thirty-four. Well done, TWers!(6 of 136 to date)
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)
1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
record.
2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a kill,
with a 4-1-1-0.
* Indvl. leaders with 14 accum. fight points are Shew.Buff.(OAB) and H.GoatX (Grimm)
* Team leader with most accumulative wins at 14 is Shewish Buffet (OAB).
* LBA+ has a massive lead with 30 accumulative fight points. All godlings?
* Round four leading alliance with most accumulative kills (three) is GSVOP.
* Round three dubious team leader with most accumulative deaths (five) is Real Men
Wear Pink (Glitter Boy). Perhaps he is an undertaker?
* OFLB yet leads in accumulative style points, but M*AMBO is rapidly closing the gap.
* Tournament (Mailer) adders will occur next round. What will be the impact?
ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
Round Points Fight Style Participate Team Total To Date
LBA+ +23 16/46 2/2 4/16 1/4 +68
M*MBO +32 21/23 6/22 4/16 1/4 +65
OFLB +12 3/1 4/26 4/16 1/4 +47
LOL +5 -2/-5 2/6 4/16 1/4 +21
BOB -1 -8/-4 2/2 4/15 1/3 +16
GSVOP -20 -24/-23 0/0 3/12 1/4 -7
FED +18 11/-34 4/10 3/13 0/1 -10
PMS -14 -19/-34 0/2 4/16 1/4 -12
SHIV -7 -11/-25 0/0 3/9 1/2 -14
Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 4) Record fi/st/tm/TOT TOTAL RECORD TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT
M*MBO (Master Darque) 12-4-0-2 21/6/5/32 43-33-1-6 23/22/20/65
Fast Food (Madwand) 4-0-0-0 8/4/1//13 12-7-0-0 13/14/4/31
Darque Forces (MD) 3-1-0-1 4/0/1/5 11-8-0-2 -1/0/4/3
Bubba's TW(Bubba) 3-1-0-1 8/0/1/9 11-8-1-2 3/2/4/9
Ottodrome (Otto X) 2-2-0-0 1/2/1/4 9-10-0-2 8/6/4/18
ALLIANCE Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
OFLB (Mannequin) 10-8-1-0 3/4/5/12 41-34-1-2 1/26/20/47
Land Of Oz (Oz) 1-3-0-0 -3/0/1/-2 12-7-0-0 7/4/4/15
2ndBananas (Mann) 3-2-0-0 3/2/1/6 8-9-0-0 -4/8/4/8
Le Turfistes (LP) 4-1-1-0 4/2/1/7 13-7-1-0 9/8/4/21
Mystic(Slugbait) 2-2-0-0 -1/0/1/0 8-11-0-2 -11/6/4/-1
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
LBA+ (Assur) 11-6-1-0 16/2/1/23 50-26-2-4 46/2/20/68
Shewish (OAB) 2-2-0-0 -1/0/1/0 14-5-0-0 14/0/4/18
Horny G (Grimm) 3-1-1-0 12/0/1/13 12-7-1-3 14/0/4/18
Cheers (Otis) 2-3-0-0 -2/0/1/-1 12-7-1-0 11/0/4/15
Bash Bro (Assur) 4-0-0-0 7/2/1/10 12-7-0-1 7/2/4/13
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
GVSOP (Howlin Wolf) 2-13-0-1 -24/0/4/-20 26-34-3-1 -23/0/16/-7
Nuke (Malaquar) 1-4-0-1 -6/0/1/-5 9-11-1-1 -7/0/4/-3
OBG (Howlin Wolf) 1-4-0-0 -8/0/1/-7 9-11-1-0 -6/0/4/-2
TeamToons (Baron B) 0-5-0-0 -10/0/1/-9 8-12-1-0 -10/0/4/-6
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
LOL Stormlord) 10-10-0-1 -2/2/5/5 39-39-0-4 -5/6/20/21
Alaska (Stormlord) 3-2-0-0 0/2/1/3 9-11-0-1 -1/6/4/9
Errata (JE) 1-4-0-0 -6/0/1/-5 8-12-0-0 -5/0/4/-1
Kadath (Reaper) 2-3-0-0 1/0/1/2 10-8-0-1 1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth) 4-1-0-0 3/0/1/4 12-8-0-1 0/0/4/4
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
SHIV (Uncle D) 4-9-0-0 -11/0/4/-7 14-27-0-1 -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle) 3-2-0-0 3/0/1/4 9-9-0-0 2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo) 1-3-0-0 -3/0/1/-2 1-7-0-0 -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander) 0-4-0-0 -11/0/1/-10 4-11-0-1 -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/2/2
PMS (Deep Thought) 10-9-0-2 -19/0/5/-14 37-41-2-2 -34/2/20/-12
Nanas (The Mun) 2-3-0-1 -13/0/1/-12 10-10-1-1 -12/0/4/-8
Friends (Scruffy) 2-2-0-0 0/0/1/1 8-10-1-0 -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd) 3-2-0-0 1/0/1/2 8-12-0-0 -9/2/4/-3
MSNBC (Deep T) 3-2-0-1 -7/0/1/-6 11-9-0-1 -8/0/4/-4
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/4/4
BOB (TGG) 9-11-0-0 -8/2/5/-1 35-40-1-0 -4/2/18/16
I Hate (Rillion) 3-2-0-0 0/2/1/3 7-8-0-0 -2/2/1/3
Satan's (tDO) 1-4-0-0 -5/0/1/-4 11-9-1-0 4/0/4/8
Willbury's (RR) 2-3-0-0 -5/0/1/-4 9-11-1-0 -5/0/4/-1
Lurocian (TGG) 3-2-0-0 2/0/1/3 8-12-0-0 -1/0/4/3
Alliance Score 0/0/1/1 0/0/3/3
FED (Vae Victus) 10-4-0-0 11/4/3/18 26-38-1-8 -34/10/14/-10
Obsidian (Skaven) 3-1-0-0 6/2/1/9 10-9-1-0 -3/8/4/9
Devil's (Lucifer) 0-0-0-0 0/0/0/0 2-8-0-3 -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV) 3-2-0-0 -1/2/1/2 6-9-0-0 -10/2/3/-5
RMWP (Glitter) 4-1-0-0 6/0/1/7 8-12-0-5 -12/0/4/-8
Alliance Score 0/0/0/0 0/0/1/1
THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Alex Trebek, Wilhelm Scream, Emily, Lawrence O'Donnell, Temptress, Suzy Suicide,
Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Latka, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely Truchor
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 352): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 352): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
(turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
This will be my last turn here in North FOrk. For my last fight I have been
asked to fight blindfolded. Madwand seems to have some strange notion that because I
use the style created by ancient monks that I should also have their other powers of
mind and body control. We shall see, I guess. With luck I won't have to test Lady
Greywands ability to ressurect me.
Big Mac
SPY REPORT
Hail NORTH FORK! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as BASH BROS PARK is
pushed out of top team by FAST FOOD, who came from 6th with a 5-0-1 this turn. Now,
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? THE WILLBURYS 47A has turned a
3-2-0 into 7th place from 18th. Give me the recipe! I want to know who's buying the
drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as I HATE THEM's 74-73-2 has
earned them 10th place in the ranks. I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying
the drinks for ALASKAN PIPELINE tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns
2-3-0. Hmmm. CHEERS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 3rd to
16th this turn, with a 1-4-0 acting as the weight. Our condolences (or sneers, as
the case may be) go out to HORNY GOAT X for their drop to 17th from 4th. A 1-4-0 can
do that. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? IN QETERNUM has
turned a 2-3-0 into 19th place from 31st. Give me the recipe! It doesn't rain, but
it pours for SERPENTS HOLD 200 this turn, a 2-3-0 causing a 13 flight drop in the
team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel. SATAN'S RANCHERS must be either in pain,
or numb, having dropped from 11th to 22nd this turn, with a 2-3-0 acting as the
weight. Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to OBG! for their
drop to 30th from 17th. A 2-3-0 can do that. It doesn't rain, but it pours for TEAM
TOONS this turn, a 0-4-0 causing a 11 flight drop in the team rankings. Hand that
team a dry towel. The ALL-STAR NANA'S guild has had a 4-0-1 turn and deserves to be
watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's
see, EMERALD fought ULTIMA REGUM and gained 22 points and contributed to LAND OF OZ's
5-0-0. CHRIS MATTHEWS has lost to WENDY, falling 16 points, while helping make MSNBC
a 2-2-0 turn. This week's Duelmaster bout was between FRENCH FRYER and our
Duelmaster BIG MAC, making a Dark Arena Challenge. Defending his title for another
turn, BIG MAC kept DARK ARENA's warrior, FRENCH FRYER, from claiming the throne.
Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The
Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. ALASKAN PIPELINE has cause to
stand tall, as they were NORTH FORK's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this
is a team to beat. And guess who avoided ALASKAN PIPELINE stable the most? Believe
it or not, it was OBSIDIAN ORDER. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior
this turn was IN QETERNUM's warrior ULTIMA REGUM. More fighters challenged him than
challenged the Duelmaster! CHERRI BOMB from ERRATA! took a risk this turn by bravely
challenging up 26 points in a challenge against TURQ. And crowds were on their feet
when CHERRI BOMB claimed a victory from TURQ, and now has 31 points for its efforts.
In a brave attempt, ODOBAN from ERRATA! challenged up 18 points to fight SOULTAKER
from the I HATE THEM stable. ODOBAN perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it was
bested by SOULTAKER and ended up with 36 recognition points. WILHELM SCREAM of
OTTODROME TW had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a
challenge which he won. I thought WILHELM SCREAM showed great skill and promise when
he subdued TEMPTRESS. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? The grave that FAST FOOD had dug for BIG MAC may yet be filled with
the body of FRENCH FRYER. Seldom are the likes of this to be seen. BIG MAC lives
still! CHAOTIX BEASTS made what looks to be a tough decision this turn, as they sent
BONECLAW, with a record of 5-7-0, to BONECLAW death. Farewell, his. A brave warrior
does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.
Consider well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in NORTH FORK again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 16 5 0 130 OTTODROME TW (728)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROSTY 7332 14 7 0 113 FAST FOOD (724)
SLUGBAIT 6329 11 1 1 109 I HATE THEM (597)
TALKEETNA 7047 21 15 0 107 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
BLIZZARD 7119 13 8 0 103 FAST FOOD (724)
YORL 7153 11 5 0 101 LES TURFISTES (727)
TEMPTRESS 6671 9 4 0 98 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-LATKA 6940 14 6 1 95 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DIRT BOGART 7430 9 4 2 94 LES TURFISTES (727)
-DR. COX 7009 10 4 1 93 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 13 5 0 91 LES TURFISTES (727)
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 7 5 0 91 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRASIER 6224 14 11 0 90 CHEERS (659)
WRATH 7428 11 8 3 90 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
NO BATHROOM 7764 12 2 1 86 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DROW 5674 16 8 1 85 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
RAVAGE 7061 14 17 2 85 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-NORTON 7010 10 7 0 85 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CARLA 6225 12 12 1 84 CHEERS (659)
EMERALD 7478 11 5 0 81 LAND OF OZ (217)
DRAGO KAZOV 7100 15 14 1 79 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 10 10 1 79 OTTODROME TW (728)
NORM 6227 8 16 1 77 CHEERS (659)
SOUTH SPOON 7161 11 11 1 75 OTTODROME TW (728)
PAUL 6861 6 3 0 74 CHEERS (659)
ULTIMA REGUM 7076 18 13 0 73 IN QETERNUM (718)
-HAMMER 6170 6 5 0 73 IRON LEGION (652)
ACE HARDWARE 7492 8 3 0 71 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 10 7 0 66 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ASTROTRAIN 7352 12 8 0 64 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-CHAOS BOAST 5780 10 11 1 62 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
-BLADE 6168 8 4 0 62 IRON LEGION (652)
-ARCHER 7216 8 6 0 61 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
ALEX TREBEK 7624 7 2 1 61 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
EXPOSED 7595 6 1 1 60 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ASP 7591 4 1 0 59 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLITZWING 7371 7 10 0 57 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACCUSER 6589 8 5 0 56 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-RAGLIN 7067 8 6 0 56 THE BIZZARR (716)
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
SOULTAKER 5455 12 9 0 55 I HATE THEM (597)
-ASYLUM 7297 6 7 1 54 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
SEWARD FOLLY 7436 12 7 0 53 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
DING DONG 7516 9 3 1 53 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHRISTOS 7549 8 7 1 53 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
CANUM MOERDART 7531 7 5 0 53 IN QETERNUM (718)
DILECTONON FERIO 7483 6 10 0 53 IN QETERNUM (718)
-WITCH DOCTOR 7215 9 3 0 52 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
KHAN 7503 8 6 1 51 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
WENDY 7552 5 3 1 51 FAST FOOD (724)
MASTER DARQUE 6835 9 3 0 50 I HATE THEM (597)
STARSCREAM 7419 7 10 0 47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 6 4 0 46 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CRESCENT 6167 7 6 0 45 IRON LEGION (652)
EINSTEIN 7622 4 2 0 45 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-ELDER THANG 7731 4 0 0 45 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
WRAITH 6587 7 7 2 44 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
EVIL ONE 6586 7 6 1 44 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
FENCE 7498 10 5 0 43 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 5 2 1 43 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 9 8 0 41 I HATE THEM (597)
AEGRE ID MILES 7659 5 2 0 39 IN QETERNUM (718)
CONVICTED BEEF 7578 4 1 0 39 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
HAM BURGLAR 7698 3 2 0 39 FAST FOOD (724)
BULL LONEY 7804 4 1 0 37 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
YRSA 7671 6 5 0 36 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
ODOBAN 7715 3 2 0 36 ERRATA! (760)
CAPTURED PORK 7581 3 2 0 36 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
KIKI 7485 6 3 0 35 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
BRO'TOR 7546 6 9 0 35 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
DONETO 7534 5 3 1 35 OTTODROME TW (728)
TURQ 7548 8 7 1 34 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JOEY 7708 8 2 0 32 FRIENDS (759)
LEGION 7440 4 2 0 32 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
ICE WIND 7758 3 2 0 31 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 2 3 0 31 ERRATA! (760)
-SHIFTER 5909 3 5 0 30 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 3 2 0 30 OBG! (765)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 3 2 0 30 MSNBC (755)
CHRIS HAYES 7695 3 2 0 30 MSNBC (755)
-NIINE 7064 7 7 1 29 THE BIZZARR (716)
-TUUMS 7065 6 8 3 29 THE BIZZARR (716)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ZEKE 7584 4 3 0 29 LAND OF OZ (217)
RU BRINGER 7510 3 2 0 29 LES TURFISTES (727)
TAINTED WHEAT 7725 4 1 0 28 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MY LAST TWENTY 7793 3 2 0 28 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
-LILY UPTIGHT 7722 2 1 0 28 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639 6 4 0 27 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
GAUTREK 7666 4 5 0 27 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 3 4 0 27 MSNBC (755)
-AXEL 7816 3 0 0 27 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
GLUTTONY 7539 7 5 0 26 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582 4 2 0 26 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
GRIMHILD 7668 5 6 0 25 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUMBO 7791 3 2 1 25 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 3 1 1 25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-JONHY BOUNCER 7718 3 1 0 25 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
RON 7507 2 3 0 25 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
FIRE ANT 7830 2 2 0 25 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
MILK STOUT 7594 1 4 0 25 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-SARAPHINE 7063 5 9 0 24 THE BIZZARR (716)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 4 1 0 24 NUKE TEST (769)
-MONICA 7706 3 1 1 24 FRIENDS (759)
LOS ALAMOS 7801 2 3 0 24 NUKE TEST (769)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
M. CHARDONNAY 7687 3 2 0 23 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
BILL 7645 2 3 0 23 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657 2 3 0 23 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
LONELY TRUCHER 7724 6 0 0 21 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-MIMI 7450 4 3 0 21 SECOND BANANAS (573)
STING 7656 3 2 0 21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
THE SAGE WARD 7849 3 0 0 21 TORUS (32)
PARA 7767 2 3 0 21 ERRATA! (760)
ADEO MORI SERVUS 7782 2 2 0 21 IN QETERNUM (718)
TEACUPS 7790 5 0 0 20 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
THE DARK ONE 7747 3 1 0 20 I HATE THEM (597)
ROOT WIZARD 7660 2 3 0 20 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-RACHEL 7711 4 7 0 19 FRIENDS (759)
VOLUND 7670 3 8 1 19 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
THE GOLDEN EGG 7806 3 2 1 19 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
REBECCA 7789 3 2 1 19 CHEERS (659)
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 3 2 0 19 LES TURFISTES (727)
BUGS 7737 2 3 0 19 TEAM TOONS (764)
-JEZEBEL 7367 4 6 0 18 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
AXEMAN EWING 7808 3 2 0 18 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
-WAKING DREAMS 7728 3 1 0 18 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 2 2 0 18 HORNY GOAT X (750)
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 1 4 1 18 OBG! (765)
-HOT HANDS 7823 1 1 0 18 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
SKY PILOT 7769 4 1 0 17 OBG! (765)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 3 2 0 17 TEAM TOONS (764)
COBRA 7704 3 2 0 17 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
SCALES 7833 3 1 0 17 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
OH BOY 7746 2 3 0 17 OBG! (765)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 2 2 0 17 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SURFER JOE 7770 2 3 0 17 OBG! (765)
LAKEFRONT 7714 2 3 0 17 ERRATA! (760)
AVER 7667 2 8 1 15 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
HIRO 7803 2 3 0 15 NUKE TEST (769)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 1 4 0 15 TEAM TOONS (764)
LUMBER JACK 7723 1 5 0 15 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-LENOLIN LIGHTBEARER 7776 2 0 0 14 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
SCOTT M 7872 1 0 1 14 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 1 0 0 14 LAND OF OZ (217)
NK 7800 2 3 0 13 NUKE TEST (769)
BUBBA GUMP 7852 2 0 0 13 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
SITKA SERENITY 7796 1 4 0 13 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-ATROCITY AWAKENED 7729 2 2 0 12 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
-WARLORD 7819 2 1 0 12 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
-MR HECKLES 7797 3 1 0 11 FRIENDS (759)
-CHARLIE CLIPBOARD 7720 2 2 0 11 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
FLY PIZZA PIE 7646 2 3 0 11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WARTHOG 7870 1 0 1 11 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
REBEL SCUM 7843 1 2 0 11 OTTODROME TW (728)
-SARAH 7820 1 1 0 11 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834 1 3 0 10 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHADOW OF A SEASON 7727 1 3 0 10 DREAMS OF KADATH (762)
-DEEJAY SPINNER 7719 2 2 0 9 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
OLD N BITTER 7851 2 1 0 9 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CLANCY 7713 1 4 0 9 ERRATA! (760)
RATTLER 7654 1 4 0 9 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
HULK SMASH! 7867 1 0 0 9 TORUS (32)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 1 4 0 9 TEAM TOONS (764)
REV AL SHARPTON 7866 1 0 0 8 MSNBC (755)
SMALL WORLD 7794 1 4 0 7 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
DEAD BULL 7855 0 1 0 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-POSEIDON 7812 1 1 0 6 THANATOS (771)
-JOCLYN JOYBRINGER 7777 1 0 0 6 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
-SYANNE SHADEBREAKER 7780 1 0 0 6 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
-KWEEN 7818 1 2 0 5 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
HORNET 7842 1 2 0 5 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-URANUS 7811 1 2 0 5 THANATOS (771)
SLUG 7841 1 2 0 5 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
SMOKING CLOVER 7863 0 1 0 5 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
FLOWER POWER 7792 0 5 0 5 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
-HELIOS 7809 0 4 0 4 THANATOS (771)
-SELENE 7810 0 3 0 4 THANATOS (771)
-JAMICE 7798 0 4 0 4 FRIENDS (759)
STICKS AND STONES 7873 0 1 0 3 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-FEZZIK 7439 0 3 0 3 THE BIZZARR (716)
-HONEY BARTENDER 7721 0 3 0 3 KNIGHT-CLUB (761)
-CORWYN 7821 0 2 0 2 THE UNHOLY ONES (772)
-MONSTER 7825 0 2 0 2 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
-DR HEAD TRIP 7826 0 2 0 2 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
-PETROCIAN PEACEMAKER 7778 0 1 0 1 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
MANOWAR 7871 0 1 0 1 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-MAXHEME 7822 0 1 0 1 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
-BRING IT 7824 0 1 0 1 THE UNDERGRADS (773)
-EDARD EYEBRIGHT 7779 0 1 0 1 ILLUMINATED ONES (767)
-WRECKLESS 7860 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-JUDAS 7858 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
THE GOODSMITH 7868 0 1 0 1 TORUS (32)
-RANDOM HERO 7859 0 1 0 1 NEW VENGEANCE (721)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 SCOTT M 7872 322 NONE
PAT 7644 2 2 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457 EXPOSED 7595 321
CLOSED MONDAYS 7749 1 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 SNAGGLEPUSS 7739 320 REVENGED
OPPENHEIMER 7625 3 1 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754 DIRT BOGART 7430 321
SERIAL COWBOY 7661 0 2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754 WHAT'D I SAY 7742 319 REVENGED
BONECLAW 5857 5 8 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS 610 FLUSH THE JOHN 322 NONE
GRIMLOCK 7865 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 WARTHOG 7870 322
LEMURE 7686 1 2 0 DEVIL'S REJECTS 758 BLACK BOLT 7664 318 NONE
NAVIGATOR'S TALE 7730 0 1 0 DREAMS OF KADATH 762 OPPENHEIMER 7625 318 NONE
DIRTY LAGER 7838 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 PAT 7644 319 REVENGED
LAWRENCE O'DONNE 7635 3 2 0 MSNBC 755 ASYLUM 7297 321
HAY PATE 7647 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 DUMBO 7791 320 REVENGED
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 11 9 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 WRATH 7428 318 REVENGED
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7869 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 FRENCH FRYER 322 NONE
WHO'S NEXT 7505 1 1 0 NEW VENGEANCE 721 SIBERIAN WASTES 7802 320 NONE
SIBERIAN WASTES 7802 1 3 1 NUKE TEST 769 QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 321
WASP 7829 0 1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 MONICA 7706 319
ROOSTER COGBURN 7807 2 3 0 SATAN'S RANCHERS 770 TOTO'S REVENGE 322 NONE
TOUPEE ARNOLD 7805 1 4 0 SATAN'S RANCHERS 770 FLUSH THE JOHN 322 NONE
FANG 7688 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 THE GOLDEN EGG 7806 318 NOT REVENGED
GAIA 7813 2 1 0 THANATOS 771 REBECCA 7789 320
THE AGED MONK 7856 1 1 0 TORUS 32 DARK MATTER 322 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE DISCIPLE 7857 0 2 0 TORUS 32 DARK MATTER 322 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hum... should have been a good turn, but I don't understand where the downchallenge
came from. I never downchallange, so?? Will Oppenheimer be resurrrected? Well,
Dirt Bogart is not so happy tonight. -- LP
First... the missing ads from last turn.... -- (Oz The All Investigative)
Way to go, Oz Feast Le Banana teammates! We showed 'em in round three. Perhaps (and
perhaps not) that will quiet Annotative Assur. Onward and upward! -- Oz The All
Motivating
Big Mac -- We Ozers salute you on winning the North Fork Duelmaster title. You beat
Broomstick fair and square on his challenge and now yu da man! -- Oz The All Praising
Big Mac -- Well, I didn't appreciate it at all, you know. But you were my better, so
good luck. -- Broomstick (switching to Subway subs)
Waking Dreams -- Keep on dreaming. -- Zeke, (chuckling to himself and wondering where
Dorothy is)
Grimhild -- Thanks for the challenge. I needed something easy from down under. --
Fence (trying to decide whether to wear gum, oak or sucamore today)
Blitzwing -- Gee, I am soooo happy with that outcome. I may not have fought like a
diamond, but it was a very fine show from an... Emerald
Wraith -- I sure be purdy proud of that win cuz Oz said sompin about any win over a
TGG is a good 1. I didn't quite get his meaning, but I felt proud anyhoo. -- Ding
Dong (puffing out his chest)
LBA = Loud, Boistrous, Aggravating. -- Oz and friends
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
Thanatos and Uncle D -- We enjoyed your spots. Keep up the good work. -- Oz The All
Thnkful
And to you, Mandingo of The Undergrads, welcome to the finest arena in the land. We
are pleased you came. -- Oz The All Welcoming
Dumbo -- Did you have to kill our friend Slugbait's Hay Pate? You monster! You
scumbag! You cretin! -- Oz The All Irritated
Round three is done. LBA+ leads loudly. Master Darque is getting re-shouldered. Oz
is getting older.... -- Oz The All Aging
And now for the regularly scheduled on-time ads from The Land Of Oz.... -- Oz The All
Participatory
LBA+ -- We congratulate you again. A salute and a well done. It is not true that we
Oz Feast Le Bananas do not value your acquaintences. Why just the other day, I heard
another manager dissing the LBA+ saying they weren't fit to sleep in the slop with
the hogs. I defended you all. I said you were. -- Oz The All Facetious
Big Mac -- Congrats on your Lord Protectorship. Well done. -- All The Ozers
Dilectonon Ferio -- Somebody had to win for The Ozers and it was me. I will not say
anything bad about you--only THANKS. -- Ging Dong, Land Of Oz
Frosty -- I gave it my all, and you were clearly my better. I leave this arena were
I started--with the broomstick up my... nose. -- Broomstick, Land Of Oz (retired)
Lumber Jack -- I guess I am the REAL man as I wore all the pink in that fight! There
were splatters of it all over me, and none of the blood was yours, sadly. -- Zeke,
Land Of Oz
Asp -- That was uncalled for! I hate hissers! -- Fence, Land Of Oz
OFLB -- It has been a while since we Ozers had a 1-3, and we apologize. We were
lousy teammates. -- Oz The All Apologetic
Assur -- What you said is so true. I am so embarassed. -- Oz The All Embarassed
Mandingoe and The Undergrads -- Good luck. May your stay be long and prosperous. --
Oz The All Welcoming
Grimmy -- Certainly we OFLBers are the stylish team. You guys could take lessons.
For example, those open-kneed jeans, with your brownish underwear peaking out in the
rear and that holey tee shirt with catsup spots don't look so good to the patients in
your chair. And put some socks on. Those loafers stink. -- Oz The All Helpful
Good luck to everyone in The Mailer. If your warrior dies, I shall pray for you
while silently laughing. -- Oz The All Prayerful
All -- I was sorry to have missed the tourney. Club Fed did not get the invitations
until the day before Halloween. Maybe next time... -- Skaven
Practical Gene -- You have determined fans. They were yelling encouragement even
after I won. -- Ravage
Fairbanks Glow -- Just one more hit and you would have been worth five points. --
Khan
Oz -- I am impressed... Zeke is a tough nut to crack! Well fought and good luck in
future fights. *big smile* -- Glitter Boy, mgr. Real Men Wear Pink
Club Fed -- Very nice showing on turn 321, Club Fed! Keep up the good work and keep
on chalking up those wins! *cheery smile* Go Delta Five Four! Best unit on the
yard! Well... the most unique unit, anyway... AND THE MOST FABULOUS! -- Glitter Boy
Oz and Master Darque -- I am formally declaring Big Mac of Fast Food as my Champion
in the Turf War. -- Madwand
Luudo - Glad to see you reactivate. I hope this is not a mistake and you are truly
coming back. Bring back the others while your at it. -- Madwand
Uncle D -- You believe the bookies and you deserve to lose money. In the meantime,
LONG LIVE THE ROTTEN PARK! -- Assur
Snagglepuss -- No Bathroom ever. You think you can come waltzing into the park, even
on Mondays? You will pay! Next turn, perhaps it'll be wind chilling your bones. Or
perhaps a rodent attack. Or maybe just a simple dog biting your toes. -- Assur
Poseidon -- Water can freeze. -- Ice Wind
Small World -- Woof, Woof -- Dog on the Loose
Odoban -- And you were number four, bringing perfection into the park. -- Brave New
Rodent
LBA+ in 1, 3, 4, and 5 spots in the three turn rankings! Only Le Pentarque can rival
our success! I'd tell you how great we are, but it is clearly obvious to all. Only
time will tell if M*MBO and OFLB can ride their 'extra' points to victory over our
winning ways! -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BIG MAC butchered FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BONECLAW was slaughtered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
THE AGED MONK was killed by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TOUPEE ARNOLD was butchered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ROOSTER COGBURN was assassinated by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE DISCIPLE was dealt death by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was slaughtered by FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALEX TREBEK was overpowered by PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CONVICTED BEEF overpowered RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
WILHELM SCREAM won victory over TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
WRATH lost to BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
PAUL was overpowered by YORL in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FRASIER was savagely defeated by TALKEETNA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
THUNDERCRACKER overcame DRAGO KAZOV in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
EMERALD demolished ULTIMA REGUM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLITZWING was luckily beaten by ACE HARDWARE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
SEWARD FOLLY was overpowered by PRACTICAL GENE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EINSTEIN won victory over ICE WIND in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
ODOBAN was viciously subdued by SOULTAKER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
ASTROTRAIN defeated CANUM MOERDART in a exciting 5 minute Challenge bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE overpowered BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TAINTED WHEAT was overpowered by DILECTONON FERIO in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered AVER in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge fight.
HAM BURGLAR overpowered GLUTTONY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fray.
BULL LONEY devastated AMBITIOUS LARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHERRI BOMB overpowered TURQ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
M. CHARDONNAY overpowered FLOWER POWER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MILK STOUT was luckily beaten by BIKINI ATOLL in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
REBEL SCUM lost to MAUL CHOLESTEROL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ROOT WIZARD lost to DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
FAIRBANKS GLOW beat VOLUND in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SITKA SERENITY was beaten by AXEMAN EWING in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
VALDEZ VENGEANCE was defeated by HIRO in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DUNGEON PORTER was outwaited by ZEKE in a tiresome 22 minute Challenge fight.
THE GOLDEN EGG was subdued by CHRIS HAYES in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ADEO MORI SERVUS luckily beat CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
SLUGBAIT handily defeated NORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FROSTY won victory over SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute brutal master's fight.
RAVAGE was demolished by DIRT BOGART in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EXPOSED was handily defeated by CARLA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NO BATHROOM demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
DING DONG beat AEGRE ID MILES in a 2 minute bout.
DONETO was vanquished by VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BRO'TOR was savagely defeated by EVIL ONE in a action packed 2 minute competition.
CHRISTOS defeated GAUTREK in a 2 minute battle.
KHAN vanquished LOS ALAMOS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING demolished REBECCA in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ASP handily defeated WRAITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FENCE outlasted THE CREEPSTER in a 9 minute competition.
STARSCREAM overcame RU BRINGER in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was overpowered by WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YRSA was overpowered by ACCUSER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MASTER DARQUE overpowered QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KIKI handily defeated LAKEFRONT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LONELY TRUCHER subdued OH BOY in a 3 minute conflict.
BUGS was beaten by THE DARK ONE in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
MIGHTY MANFRED was beaten by SCALES in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
WHAT'D I SAY was handily defeated by RON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MY LITTLE GTO demolished NK in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
LUMBER JACK was savagely defeated by MY LAST TWENTY in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
CLANCY was unbelievably bested by BUBBA GUMP in a popular 6 minute gory brawl.
COBRA lost to BILL in a 2 minute struggle.
PARA defeated STING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
SKY PILOT overcame MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute contest.
SURFER JOE was overpowered by GRIMHILD in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ENCORE DEBOUT slimly lost to LEGION in a 2 minute match.
RATTLER was overcome by FLY PIZZA PIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
SMALL WORLD was unbelievably bested by HULK SMASH! in a 2 minute novice's fight.
FIRE ANT demolished THE GOODSMITH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DUMBO beat DEAD BULL in a 1 minute novice's fight.
TEACUPS outlasted SLUG in a tiresome 22 minute beginner's melee.
HORNET was demolished by YELLOW BRICK in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
THE SAGE WARD narrowly defeated STICKS AND STONES in a 5 minute novice's contest.
OLD N BITTER savagely defeated MANOWAR in a 3 minute gory novice's match.
SMOKING CLOVER was defeated by REV AL SHARPTON in a 3 minute novice's fight.
GRIMLOCK was slaughtered by WARTHOG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SCOTT M murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute bloody uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 28 TOTAL PARRY 88 - 67 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 25 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 17 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 22 STRIKING ATTACK 101 - 103 - 11 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 54 - 58 - 3 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 98 - 108 - 3 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 59 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 AIMED BLOW 81 - 108 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 34 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 84 - 4 38 |
Turn 322 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 13 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 17 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 12 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WILHELM SCREAM 7162 16 5 0 130 OTTODROME TW (728)
AIMED BLOW FROSTY 7332 14 7 0 113 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK SLUGBAIT 6329 11 1 1 109 I HATE THEM (597)
WALL OF STEEL TALKEETNA 7047 21 15 0 107 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
SLASHING ATTACK PETIT JARDINIA 7154 13 5 0 91 LES TURFISTES (727)
PARRY-LUNGE DRAGO KAZOV 7100 15 14 1 79 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
TOTAL PARRY ULTIMA REGUM 7076 18 13 0 73 IN QETERNUM (718)
BASHING ATTACK VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 5 0 0 56 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
PARRY-STRIKE KHAN 7503 8 6 1 51 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
CLANCY 7713. The ten other most popular fighters were MY LAST TWENTY 7793, EINSTEIN
7622, CANUM MOERDART 7531, CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741, EVIL ONE 6586, MIGHTY MANFRED
7738, THE SAGE WARD 7849, STICKS AND STONES 7873, REV AL SHARPTON 7866, and AXEMAN
EWING 7808.
The least popular fighter this week was SLUG 7841. The other ten least popular
fighters were TEACUPS 7790, ZEKE 7584, DUNGEON PORTER 7837, FENCE 7498, GRIMLOCK
7865, THE GOODSMITH 7868, MIGHTY MANFRED 7771, BUBBA GUMP 7852, NK 7800, and WHAT'D I
SAY 7742.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WILHELM SCREAM (47-7162) OTTODROME TW (728)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BIG MAC (47-7120) FAST FOOD (724)