DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2013    Duedate: 03/11/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-325

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOUTH SPOON
OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-7161) [14-11-2,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOUTH SPOON                    MY LITTLE GTO
OTTODROME TW (728)             OBG! (765)
(47-7161) [14-11-2,136]        (47-7745) [6-2-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           RU BRINGER
CHEERS (659)                   LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-6227) [9-18-1,89]          (47-7510) [3-5-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OBG! (765)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659)                56
2. OTTODROME TW (728)          52      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (748)        40      Unchartered Team
4. I HATE THEM (597)           36
5. DARQUE FORCES (396)         35      SHEWISH BUFFET (748)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      28  12  1 70.0   1/ 1*OBG! (765)               11  4 3
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         695 431 24 61.7   2/ 3 I HATE THEM (597)        10  5 0
 3/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     247 167 21 59.7   3/ 2 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)    10  5 0
 4/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   360 248 26 59.2   4/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      9  4 1
 5/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)       62  43  2 59.0   5/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  5 2
 6/ 7*OBG! (765)                23  17  4 57.5   6/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  5 0
 7/ 6 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     27  20  3 57.4   7/19 OTTODROME TW (728)        9  6 2
 8/ 8 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   101  75  3 57.4   8/12 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     9  6 1
 9- 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         810 624 41 56.5   9/16 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
10/10 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)    109  84  9 56.5  10/21 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    9  6 0
11/12 OTTODROME TW (728)        67  52  5 56.3  11/ 8 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    8  6 1
12/11 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     46  36  3 56.1  12/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  6 0
13/13 FAST FOOD (724)           74  63  2 54.0  13/15*ERRATA! (760)             8  7 0
14/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)      246 217 19 53.1  14/14 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  8  7 0
15/16 BASH BROS PARK (766)      36  32  1 52.9  15/18 MSNBC (755)               7  8 1
16/14 MSNBC (755)               23  21  1 52.3  16/ 9 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     7  8 0
17/19 I HATE THEM (597)         84  78  2 51.9  17/24 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      7  8 0
18/20 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      84  84  9 50.0  18/ 7 LES TURFISTES (727)       7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    19  20  2 48.7  19/30 CHEERS (659)              7  8 0
20/22*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   19  21  1 47.5  20/13*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   7  8 0
21/24 CHEERS (659)              62  70  4 47.0  21/17 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   6  7 0
22-23 HORNY GOAT X (750)        22  25  2 46.8  22/20*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    6  8 1
23/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   20  24  0 45.5  23/27 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      5  5 1
24/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (774)      39  48  3 44.8  24/10 FAST FOOD (724)           5  9 0
25/25*ERRATA! (760)             18  23  0 43.9  25/28*NUKE TEST (769)           5 10 0
26/26 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  21  29  0 42.0  26-23 HORNY GOAT X (750)        4  4 0
27-27 IN QETERNUM (718)         69  96  5 41.8  27/32*TEAM TOONS (764)          4  9 0
28/32*NUKE TEST (769)           16  23  1 41.0  28/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         4 11 0
29/29 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      65  97  5 40.1  29-22 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          3  3 0
30/30 TORUS (32)               209 315 19 39.9  30-25 IN QETERNUM (718)         3  7 0
31/28 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     35  53  3 39.8  31/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (774)      2  3 0
32-31 THE BIZZARR (716)         29  45  4 39.2  32-31 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       2  3 0
33/ 0*FORLORN HOPE (78)          8  14  1 36.4  33/29 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     2  8 0
34/33 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         24  46  2 34.3  34/33 TORUS (32)                2 13 0
35/34*TEAM TOONS (764)          12  25  1 32.4  35-34 THE BIZZARR (716)         1  4 0
36-35 NEW VENGEANCE (721)       22  59  3 27.2  36/ 0*FORLORN HOPE (78)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                                    South Spoon

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                         TWVIII Round 7 Summary and Scores

* Finally someone other than M*MBO wins a round.  Way to go Oz Feast Le Banana.
* Six no-play teams out of thirty-four.  Ugly, guys!  Get with it! (25 of 238 to
     date)
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)

1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
   record.
2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
   out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
   beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a kill,
   with a 4-1-1-0.
5. RND 5 cert goes to Fast Foods (Madwand) whose 5-0-1 beat out another 5-0.
6. RND 6 cert winner = Shewish Buffet (OAB) whose 4-1-1 was best of the four 4-1's.
7. RND 7 cert winner = I Hate Them (Rillion) with a 5-0-0.

* Madwand held the accume fight point lead.  Did he falter?  Yes, to 33, but leads
     yet.
* Team leader with most accume wins at 23 is Shewish Buffet (OAB).  LP lurks at 22.
* Madwand's Fast Food has a massive lead with 60 accume total points.  Teammate Otto
     X's Ottodrome follows at 48.  No wonder M*mbo is rocking!
* Oz Feast Le Banana and M*AMBO are tied for style point lead at 36.
* REMINDER: Tournament scoring is no longer a part of TW8.

ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
           Round Points    Fight       Style Participate      Team           To Date
M*M            +9          0/71        4/36     4/28          1/32             +167
OFLB          +20         11/22        4/36     4/27         11/21             +106
LBA +          +4         -1/40        2/8      3/27          0/26             +101
LOL            +4         -1/-4        2/12     3/25          0/14              +47
BOB           +14          7/-6        2/8      4/27          1/11              +40
GSVOP          -2         -6/-36       0/0      3/21          1/12               -3
FED            +5         -2/-59       4/22     3/22          0/6                -9
PMS            -8        -11/-48       0/2      3/25          0/9               -12
SHIV            0          0/-25       0/0      0/9           0/2               -14

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 7)     Record       fi/st/tm/TOT   TOTAL RECORD  TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT

M*MBO (Master Darque)  8-11-3-4      0/4/5/9        76-59-6-13    71/36/60/167
Fast Food (Madwand)    1-3-0-0      -4/0/1/-3       20-13-1-0     33/20/7/60
Darque Forces (MD)     3-2-1-1       7/0/1/8        20-13-1-5      9/0/7/16
Bubba's TW(Bubba)      2-3-1-1      -4/0/1/-3       20-15-12-3     2/2/7/11
Ottodrome (Otto X)     2-3-1-2       1/4/1/6        16-18-2-5     27/14/7/48
ALLIANCE Score                    0/0/1/1                 0/0/32/32

OFLB (Mannequin)      12-7-1-1      11/4/5/20       74-54-2-5     22/36/48/106
Land Of Oz (Oz)        2-2-0-1      -3/0/1/-2       21-12-0-1      9/4/7/20
2ndBananas (Mann)      4-1-0-0       8/2/1/11       15-12-0-0      6/12/6/24
Le Turfistes (LP)      3-2-0-0       2/2/1/5        22-13-1-0      9/14/7/30
Mystic(Slugbait)       3-2-1-0       4/0/1/5        16-17-1-4     -2/6/7/11
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/17                0/0/21/21

LBA+ (Assur)           8-9-0-0      -1/2/3/4        75-57-3-4     40/8/53/101
Shewish (OAB)          1-3-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       23-10-1-0     24/2/7/33
Horny G (Grimm)        2-1-0-0       0/0/0/0        17-15-1-3      5/0/6/11
Cheers (Otis)          1-4-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       15-19-1-0      1/0/7/8
Bash Bro (Assur)       4-1-0-0       5/2/1/8        20-13-0-1     10/6/7/23
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                    0/0/0/26

GVSOP (Howlin Wolf)    7-7-2-1      -6/0/4/-2       42-59-5-2    -36/0/33/-3
Nuke (Malaquar)        1-4-0-1      -7/0/1/-6       13-21-1-2    -15/0/7/-8
OBG (Howlin Wolf)      4-1-2-0       2/0/1/63       19-16-3-0      0/0/7/7
TeamToons (Baron B)    2-2-0-0      -1/0/1/0        10-22-1-0    -21/0/7/-14
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/7                    0/0/1/12

LOL Stormlord)         7-7-0-0      -1/2/3/4        61-60-0-4     -4/12/39/47
Alaska (Stormlord)     2-3-0-0      -2/2/1/1        16-19-0-1     -4/12/7/15
Errata (JE)            3-2-0-0       1/0/1/2        16-19-0-0     -2/0/7/5
Kadath (Reaper)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        10-8-0-2       1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth)    2-2-0-0       0/0/1/1        19-14-0-1      1/0/7/8
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/14

SHIV (Uncle D)         0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        14-27-0-1    -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle)    0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         9-9-0-0       2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo)  0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         1-7-0-0      -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander)   0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         4-11-0-1    -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                        0/0/2/2

PMS (Deep Thought)     6-9-0-1     -11/0/3/-8       57-64-3-3    -48/2/34/-12
Nanas (The Mun)        1-4-0-0      -5/0/1/-4       18-16-2-1    -12/0/7/-5
Friends (Scruffy)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         8-10-1-0     -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)   3-2-0-0       0/0/1/1        13-22-0-0    -18/2/7/-9
MSNBC (Deep T)         2-3-0-1      -6/0/1/-5       18-16-0-2    -13/0/7/-6
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/5                    0/0/0/9

BOB (TGG)             13-7-1-1       7/2/5/14       70-65-3-6     -6/8/38/40
I Hate (Rillion)       5-0-0-0       6/2/1/9        17-13-0-0      3/8/6/17
Satan's (tDO)          2-3-1-1      -4/0/1/-3       18-17-2-4     -6/0/7/1
Willbury's (RR)        3-2-0-0       1/0/1/2        17-18-1-2    -12/0/7/-5
Lurocian (TGG)         3-2-0-0       4/0/1/5        18-17-0-0      9/0/7/16
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/1                       0/0/11/11

FED (Vae Victus)       7-8-0-1      -2/4/3/5        43-66-1-9    -59/22/28/-9
Obsidian (Skaven)      2-3-0-0       0/2/1/3        14-20-1-0    -18/14/7/3
Devil's (Lucifer)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         2-8-0-3      -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV)          2-3-0-0      -3/2/1/0        11-19-0-0    -25/8/6/-11
RMWP (Glitter)         3-2-0-1       1/0/1/2        16-19-0-6     -7/0/7/0
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                     0/0//6

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Alex Trebek, Wilhelm Scream, Emily, Lawrence O'Donnell, Temptress, Suzy Suicide,
Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Latka, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely Truchor, Big Mac

This summary was brought to you by Worn-Out & Hassled Turf War Moderators Oz The All-
Weary and Maligned Master Darque.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 75): CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 260): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 75): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): MATH of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 074): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

    Well, I bet you weren't expecting this!  I certainly wasn't and I'm pretty sure
Otto was surprised as well.  I have to extend my condolences to Oz -- I don't know
what happened there.  Sometimes I get a little carried away, y'know?  You just get
into a rhythm and it's hard to stop, if you know what I mean.  I guess I don't have
to worry about a bloodfeud, with nobody in range and all the TPs on that roster.
Honestly, I'm hoping just to get one more win and blow this pop stand as soon as I
can.  I've been dragging down the team record long enough.  Fingers crossed!

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH 
FORK.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OTTODROME TW, 
who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ALASKAN PIPELINE's act, as they 
have a 4-1-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  LES TURFISTES may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 18th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is CHEERS, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to FAST FOOD, which fell to 24th, it's 
what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  SHEWISH BUFFET is no joke as it 
posted a 4-0-0 week advancing from 5th place to 4th place.  Hey everybody, watch out 
for FIDDLE, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing KRYSTAL BALL like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on 
the sands.  KRYSTAL BALL was defeated by FIDDLE and drops 15 points.  Our battling 
duelmaster SOUTH SPOON has managed to hold the title, fending off NORTON's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, SECOND BANANAS.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena.  Did 
you hear that BASH BROS PARK was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BASH BROS PARK's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  BASH BROS PARK + Weapons That go Boom = ERRATA! + Avoid 
City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, WENDY would be president.  
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.  In a mismatch, our friend 
CHERRI BOMB of ERRATA! got heroic notions and challenged STARSCREAM.  What did it get 
it?  A 3-5-0 record, that's what.  This week CHERRI BOMB 3-5-0 fought STARSCREAM 
10-10-0 and in losing gained 2 points.  I know several gladiators who could go for a 
few fights like that.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying 
YELLOW BRICK will do.  He challenged 16 points down to trash SIZZLER.  Definition of 
petty:  YELLOW BRICK beat SIZZLER, a mismatch of 16 points.  WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER 
had better have a good reason for challenging down 13 points in a challenge which he 
won.  I thought WRATH showed great skill and promise when he bested THUNDERCRACKER.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This week 16-7-1 LATKA was sent to the Dark Arena.  I know 
a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  There's got to 
be more reason for the sending of LATKA to the Dark Arena than his record (16-7-1).  
Anybody got any ideas SECOND BANANAS?  KILL IT X2 defied all odds and slew 
CARNIVOROUS FROG in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
CARNIVOROUS FROG's meat is notoriously tough.  Congrats to CHRIS MATTHEWS for 
revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding ROOT WIZARD a bit 
of dirt).  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, BLITZWING was mashed by 
BRO'TOR, who let BLITZWING know that killing members of GLORY DISCIPLES is a no-no.  
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     Well, there's the manager of the NORTH FORK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTH SPOON 7161             14  11  2   136       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUGBAIT 6329                14   1  1   131       I HATE THEM (597)
 WRATH 7428                   13   9  3   120       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 TALKEETNA 7047               23  16  0   112       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 PAUL 6861                     9   3  0   111       CHEERS (659)
 BLIZZARD 7119                14  10  0   108       FAST FOOD (724)
 DIRT BOGART 7430             11   5  2   102       LES TURFISTES (727)
 YORL 7153                    13   6  0    98       LES TURFISTES (727)
 TEMPTRESS 6671               11   5  0    96       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 FRASIER 6224                 15  13  0    95       CHEERS (659)
 RAVAGE 7061                  15  19  2    94       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATHROOM 7764             14   3  1    90       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CARLA 6225                   13  14  1    90       CHEERS (659)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          14   7  0    89       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NORM 6227                     9  18  1    89       CHEERS (659)
 THUNDERCRACKER 7467           8   7  0    88       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ALEX TREBEK 7624              9   3  1    87       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              14   8  0    86       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DR. COX 7009                 11   6  1    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 NORTON 7010                  11   9  0    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        7   2  1    81       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          11  12  1    78       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100             16  16  1    77       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-ULTIMA REGUM 7076            18  15  0    75       IN QETERNUM (718)
 HAM BURGLAR 7698              6   2  0    75       FAST FOOD (724)
-JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          11   8  0    71       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 KHAN 7503                    10   7  1    67       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           11   4  0    66       I HATE THEM (597)
-ASYLUM 7297                   7   7  1    66       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      6   0  1    66       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 DIONYSUS 7906                 9  13  0    65       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 TEMPUS 7902                  14   6  0    63       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 ACCUSER 6589                 10   6  0    63       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 BLITZWING 7371                9  11  1    63       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-ACE HARDWARE 7492             8   5  0    63       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STARSCREAM 7419              10  10  0    62       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DILECTONON FERIO 7483         8  10  0    62       IN QETERNUM (718)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436            14   8  0    61       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 SOULTAKER 5455               13  11  0    60       I HATE THEM (597)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754         8   5  0    60       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-EXPOSED 7595                  7   2  1    58       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 BRO'TOR 7546                  7  10  0    58       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            6   2  0    58       OBG! (765)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLANCY 7713                   4   4  0    56       ERRATA! (760)
 DING DONG 7516               11   4  1    55       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FENCE 7498                   11   6  0    55       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            5   3  0    55       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           11   9  0    52       I HATE THEM (597)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EINSTEIN 7622                 6   3  0    52       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 WRAITH 6587                   9   8  2    51       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 EVIL ONE 6586                 9   7  1    51       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 LEGION 7440                   6   3  0    51       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           5   5  0    51       MSNBC (755)
 KIKI 7485                     8   4  0    50       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-RAGLIN 7067                   8   7  0    50       THE BIZZARR (716)
 ASP 7591                      5   3  0    48       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834         4   3  0    48       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 CONVICTED BEEF 7578           6   2  0    47       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MIMI 7450                     6   4  0    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768              5   2  0    44       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SEPSIS 6522                   4   3  1    44       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 SKY PILOT 7769                6   2  2    43       OBG! (765)
-AEGRE ID MILES 7659           6   3  0    43       IN QETERNUM (718)
 AXEMAN EWING 7808             5   3  0    43       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           5   3  0    42       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 AMBITIOUS LARD 7582           6   3  0    41       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           5   3  0    41       TEAM TOONS (764)
-MILK STOUT 7594               3   4  0    41       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 SCUSBEE 7879                  3   0  0    41       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           4   4  0    40       MSNBC (755)
 ODOBAN 7715                   4   4  0    39       ERRATA! (760)
 CHRISTOS 7549                 8   9  1    38       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 SURFER JOE 7770               5   3  1    38       OBG! (765)
 COBRA 7704                    5   3  0    38       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 RON 7507                      4   4  0    38       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-CANUM MOERDART 7531           7   7  0    37       IN QETERNUM (718)
 ARES 7913                     4   2  2    37       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 TURQ 7548                     8   9  1    36       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 ZEKE 7584                     6   4  0    36       LAND OF OZ (217)
 WENDY 7552                    5   6  1    36       FAST FOOD (724)
 ICE WIND 7758                 5   3  0    36       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RU BRINGER 7510               3   5  0    36       LES TURFISTES (727)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              3   5  0    36       ERRATA! (760)
 GLUTTONY 7539                 8   7  0    34       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 GAUTREK 7666                  6   6  0    34       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            5   3  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         5   2  0    33       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STING 7656                    4   2  0    33       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 FIRE ANT 7830                 4   3  0    33       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 KILL IT X2 7920               1   0  1    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NIINE 7064                    7   8  1    32       THE BIZZARR (716)
 M. CHARDONNAY 7687            5   3  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657         3   5  0    32       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 BULL LONEY 7804               5   3  0    31       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              4   4  0    31       MSNBC (755)
 PARA 7767                     4   4  0    31       ERRATA! (760)
-TUUMS 7065                    6   9  3    30       THE BIZZARR (716)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             5   3  0    30       NUKE TEST (769)
 REBECCA 7789                  4   4  1    30       CHEERS (659)
 SITKA SERENITY 7796           3   5  0    30       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
-FINAL PRAYER 790              3   0  1    29       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 REBEL SCUM 7843               3   3  0    29       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BUGS 7737                     3   5  0    28       TEAM TOONS (764)
 YRSA 7671                     6   8  0    27       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639           6   7  0    27       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                3   5  0    27       ERRATA! (760)
 MOORAUDER 7890                2   0  1    27       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   2  0    26       I HATE THEM (597)
-JEZEBEL 7367                  5   6  0    26       NEW VENGEANCE (721)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725            4   2  0    26       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 LOS ALAMOS 7801               3   5  0    26       NUKE TEST (769)
 DEAD BULL 7855                2   2  0    26       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 LONELY TRUCHER 7724           8   1  0    25       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 BERSERKER 7908                6   6  1    25       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             3   5  1    25       OBG! (765)
-QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       3   1  1    25       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             3   1  0    25       LAND OF OZ (217)
 RATTLER 7654                  2   6  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 5   9  0    24       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FIDDLE 7898                   1   0  0    24       OTTODROME TW (728)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLUND 7670                   4  10  1    23       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FLY PIZZA PIE 7646            4   4  0    23       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ROOT WIZARD 7660              3   5  1    23       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 TEACUPS 7790                  7   1  0    22       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 OH BOY 7746                   3   5  0    22       OBG! (765)
 BILL 7645                     2   6  0    22       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 HEL 7910                      5   6  0    21       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 AVER 7667                     3  10  1    20       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         2   0  1    20       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 EPHEMERAL 6617                2   0  1    20       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 NK 7800                       2   6  0    20       NUKE TEST (769)
 BUBBA GUMP 7852               4   1  0    19       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 SCALES 7833                   4   3  0    19       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   3  0    19       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        1   7  0    18       TEAM TOONS (764)
 PORKY 7899                    1   0  0    18       TEAM TOONS (764)
 STICKS AND STONES 7873        2   2  0    17       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-ARISTON 508                   2   2  0    17       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 BREN DESILVA 7894             2   0  0    16       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 DUMBO 7791                    3   5  1    15       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
-OLD N BITTER 7851             3   2  0    15       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 THE BOMB 7883                 2   1  0    15       NUKE TEST (769)
 THE BLACKSMITH 7918           1   0  0    14       TORUS (32)
 FADDLE 7897                   1   0  0    13       OTTODROME TW (728)
 CLOVER'S REVENGE 7915         1   0  0    13       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1   7  0    12       TEAM TOONS (764)
-ADEO MORI SERVUS 7782         2   4  0    10       IN QETERNUM (718)
 SLUG 7841                     2   4  0    10       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 BUCK NAKED 7921               1   0  0    10       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 HEP-C 6545                    2   3  0     9       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 KRYSTAL BALL 7884             2   1  1     8       MSNBC (755)
-FEZZIK 7439                   1   3  0     8       THE BIZZARR (716)
 TRINITY 7923                  1   0  0     8       NUKE TEST (769)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887              1   1  0     8       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FPS 7919                      1   0  0     8       TORUS (32)
 SCOTT M 7872                  1   3  1     7       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-LAST GOOD GUY 792             1   2  0     7       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 MANOWAR 7871                  1   2  0     6       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895         1   1  0     6       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 PUNCH THEM DOGIES 7877        1   2  0     5       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             0   1  0     5       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DOURINE 6618                  1   1  0     4       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 SIZZLER 7885                  0   3  0     3       FAST FOOD (724)
-RANDOM HERO 7859              0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-JUDAS 7858                    0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
-WRECKLESS 7860                0   2  0     2       NEW VENGEANCE (721)
 CENTESIS 6616                 0   2  0     2       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 MARCUS AURELIUS 7917          0   1  0     1       TORUS (32)
 ABRAMS 7914                   0   1  0     1       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922          0   1  0     1       MSNBC (755)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UILLIUM UALLAS 7916           0   1  0     1       TORUS (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PAT 7644                2  2 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  EXPOSED 7595          321  NOT REVENGED
OPPENHEIMER 7625        3  1 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  DIRT BOGART 7430      321  REVENGED
SMOKING CLOVER 7863     1  2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 324   
CARNIVOROUS FROG        0  0 0 DARK ARENA           KILL IT X2 7920       325  NONE
GRIMLOCK 7865           0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    WARTHOG 7870          322  REVENGED
FATTY MEAT 7924         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        PIZZA VILLAIN         325  NONE
DEATHSTORM 791          1  3 0 FORLORN HOPE 78      FLUSH THE JOHN        325  NONE
WARTHOG 7870            1  1 1 GLORY DISCIPLES 744  BLITZWING 7371        324  JUST REVENGED
EMERALD 7478           12  6 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SOUTH SPOON 7161      324   
LAWRENCE O'DONNE 7635   3  2 0 MSNBC 755            ASYLUM 7297           321  NOT REVENGED
REV AL SHARPTON 7866    2  1 0 MSNBC 755            ROOT WIZARD 7660      324  JUST REVENGED
HIRO 7803               2  5 0 NUKE TEST 769        SURFER JOE 7770       324   
SIBERIAN WASTES 7802    1  3 1 NUKE TEST 769        QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 321  NOT REVENGED
DONETO 7534             5  4 1 OTTODROME TW 728     VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 323   
HORNET 7842             3  3 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        325   
LUMBER JACK 7723        1  7 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        324   
LATKA 6940             16  7 1 SECOND BANANAS 573   PIZZA VILLAIN         325  NONE
THE PATHFINDER 7893     0  1 0 TORUS 32             KRYSTAL BALL 7884     324   
THE WOODSMAN 7892       0  2 0 TORUS 32             DARK MATTER           325  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

LOL+ -- If you giants of the trade were as fine a gladiator as you are beggars, you
would blow every alliance out hands down. -- Oz the All Helpful

M*MBA -- Congratulations on your continued Turf War successes--you bums! -- Oz the
All Jealous

OFLB Teammates -- Am I getting as heavy as you are? -- Oz the All Puzzled

Oho -- That hurt!  Emerald was a 9-17-9-17-9-6-17 knacky aimed blow.  Not knacky
enough, apparently. -- Oz the All Saddened

Ham Burglar -- You are becoming a nemesis to us Ozers.  Pshaw on you. -- Ding Dong

Rattler -- I wanted you.  I was sooo right to want you.  I feel good! -- Zeke

Sizzler -- I think I was the one who sizzled. -- Yellow Brick

Sky Pilot -- For the cold, brutal murder of my least impressive warrior, I thank you.
I've been trying to have him killed for a while.  However, you are no longer a
necessary asset to this organization's continued growth and advancement.  Now please
die... -- Glitter Boy

Glitterboy -- I congratulate you on your recent windfall of victories.  However,
insinuating that your alliance mates are weak is the act of a poltroon.  We shall see
how you hold up if you can ever get out of the initiates. -- Skaven

Quezcatl -- Before you get too carried away... remember you went 15-38-1-5 with -57
points last Turf War. -- Skaven

Oz -- Is it the 12th turn yet? -- Master Darque

Glory Disciples -- I'm not going to give you the regular (usually false) lines of "I
didn't mean to do that" or "it was just an accident."  I have been playing this game
long enough to know that was the probable outcome with such a huge gap in the FE
between the warriors.  I will, however, apologize for my bad judgment and the killing
of Warthog.  I had another warrior that I could have used for the blood feud that
would have in all likelihood given me a win.  As others can attest for me, I don't
make it a habit of killing other people's warriors.  So once, again, I apologize and
await the full force of your feud if you so choose to pursue it.  Unless there is
some Commission mishap, Blitzwing will be active for all four turns. -- Master Darque
P.S.  got your diplo with my last turn, approximately 1/20/2013.

Grimm -- Congrats on showing everyone across Alastari (let alone North Fork) how to
beat the unbeatable!  Hail to Exposed, exposing the weakness of Meat. -- Assur

     Up Veggies!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LATKA was dealt death by PIZZA VILLAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE WOODSMAN was murdered by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DEATHSTORM was assassinated by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
FATTY MEAT was butchered by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
KILL IT X2 murdered CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BRO'TOR bested BLITZWING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal veteran's Bloodfeud duel.
HORNET was butchered by SKY PILOT in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
CHRIS MATTHEWS handily defeated ROOT WIZARD in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
WRATH vanquished THUNDERCRACKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DR. COX was vanquished by PAUL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLIZZARD savagely defeated NO BATHROOM in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
YORL was subdued by SLUGBAIT in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge competition.
CARLA demolished KHAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ASTROTRAIN beat DRAGO KAZOV in a 6 minute master's Challenge conflict.
PRACTICAL GENE was defeated by NORM in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PETIT JARDINIA was bested by FRASIER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SEWARD FOLLY beat RACHAEL MADDOW in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MIMI bested ODOBAN in a popular 4 minute Challenge brawl.
CLANCY savagely defeated MY LAST TWENTY in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge match.
CONVICTED BEEF savagely defeated WENDY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
ICE WIND was bested by LEGION in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
CHRISTOS was demolished by ACCUSER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
AXEMAN EWING lost to DING DONG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
BULL LONEY was overpowered by FENCE in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CHERRI BOMB lost to STARSCREAM in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
TURQ lost to WRAITH in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
AMBITIOUS LARD demolished BUBBA GUMP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DEPUTY FIFE vanquished WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
VALDEZ VENGEANCE handily defeated LONELY TRUCHER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
DOG ON THE LOOSE luckily beat RU BRINGER in a popular 9 minute Challenge fight.
GLUTTONY unbelievably bested BUGS in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
LAKEFRONT was overpowered by THE CREEPSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SITKA SERENITY savagely defeated VOLUND in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DEAD BULL demolished SLUG in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
REBECCA devastated BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
REBEL SCUM devastated OH BOY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
YELLOW BRICK overpowered SIZZLER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
FIRE ANT demolished TEACUPS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CHRIS HAYES viciously subdued FAIRBANKS GLOW in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
FLY PIZZA PIE handily defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PUNCH THEM DOGIES was overpowered by THE BOMB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOORAUDER vanquished MANOWAR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
DIAPER LEEK lost to STICKS AND STONES in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
SOUTH SPOON devastated NORTON in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
TEMPTRESS was overcome by DIRT BOGART in a 1 minute veteran's conflict.
TALKEETNA beat MASTER DARQUE in a 3 minute gory one-sided fight.
RAVAGE vanquished SOULTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALEX TREBEK handily defeated DIONYSUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
EVIL ONE was demolished by MASTER DARQUE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
HAM BURGLAR demolished ASP in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TEMPUS beat SEPSIS in a 2 minute conflict.
CAPTURED PORK devastated GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EINSTEIN bested MAUL CHOLESTEROL in a 2 minute battle.
KIKI subdued COBRA in a 1 minute brawl.
BERSERKER was overpowered by SCUSBEE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ENCORE DEBOUT was demolished by BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MY LITTLE GTO vanquished YRSA in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIGHTY MANFRED devastated SCALES in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ARES overpowered DUMBO in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
RON handily defeated CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SURFER JOE overpowered NK in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ZEKE luckily beat RATTLER in a exciting 6 minute gruesome brawl.
AVER was vanquished by STING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOS ALAMOS was defeated by PARA in a 2 minute fight.
BIKINI ATOLL outwaited GRIMHILD in a 7 minute duel.
M. CHARDONNAY overpowered HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE DARK ONE viciously subdued HEL in a 6 minute gory fight.
KRYSTAL BALL was devastated by FIDDLE in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
SCOTT M was beaten by FPS in a 1 minute novice's match.
DOURINE was overpowered by PORKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREN DESILVA devastated JOE SCARBOROUGH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MERCADIO HILDAGO beat CENTESIS in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
EPHEMERAL demolished ABRAMS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HEP-C was luckily beaten by CLOVER'S REVENGE in a 3 minute novice's fight.
FADDLE demolished UILLIUM UALLAS in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
EMERALD CITY was demolished by BUCK NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARCUS AURELIUS was savagely defeated by TRINITY in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
THE BLACKSMITH vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         TOTAL PARRY      106 -  83 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         STRIKING ATTACK  126 - 110 - 11      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         BASHING ATTACK    69 -  68 -  3      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         LUNGING ATTACK   112 - 118 -  4      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  21 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  23 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         AIMED BLOW       106 - 132 -  8      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   70 -  92 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  71 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  38 -  1      41  |

Turn 325 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       11 -  6     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  6     AIMED BLOW         9 - 13         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  9         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SOUTH SPOON 7161           14  11  2  136 OTTODROME TW (728)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLUGBAIT 6329              14   1  1  131 I HATE THEM (597)
WALL OF STEEL    TALKEETNA 7047             23  16  0  112 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLIZZARD 7119              14  10  0  108 FAST FOOD (724)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        14   7  0   89 LES TURFISTES (727)
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            14   8  0   86 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHAN 7503                  10   7  1   67 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754       8   5  0   60 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         5   3  0   41 TEAM TOONS (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758               5   3  0   36 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RU BRINGER 7510.  The ten other most popular fighters were RATTLER 7654, ODOBAN 7715, 
LEGION 7440, CLANCY 7713, CONVICTED BEEF 7578, AXEMAN EWING 7808, CHRIS HAYES 7695, 
ARES 7913, HEP-C 6545, and BLITZWING 7371.

The least popular fighter this week was DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCUS AURELIUS 7917, UILLIUM UALLAS 7916, ABRAMS 7914, 
CENTESIS 6616, JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922, BIKINI ATOLL 7799, AVER 7667, CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 
7741, SCALES 7833, and BERSERKER 7908.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TALKEETNA (47-7047) ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
TEMPTRESS (47-6671) LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE (47-6934) THE OPERA (613)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LATKA (47-6940) SECOND BANANAS (573)