DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2013    Duedate: 04/08/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-326

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOUTH SPOON
OTTODROME TW (728)
(47-7161) [15-11-2,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOUTH SPOON                    MY LITTLE GTO
OTTODROME TW (728)             OBG! (765)
(47-7161) [15-11-2,147]        (47-7745) [7-2-0,67]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           BLITZWING
CHEERS (659)                   DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-6227) [9-19-1,79]          (47-7371) [9-12-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS PARK (766)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            73
2. OTTODROME TW (728)          44      SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)     42      Unchartered Team
4. SECOND BANANAS (573)        40
5. BASH BROS PARK (766)        34      OBG! (765)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      30  14  1 68.2   1/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766)     12  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         699 432 24 61.8   2/ 2 I HATE THEM (597)        12  3 0
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     250 169 21 59.7   3/12 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  4 0
 4/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   362 250 26 59.2   4/ 3 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     9  5 0
 5/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       64  46  2 58.2   5/ 1*OBG! (765)                9  6 3
 6/12 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     49  37  3 57.0   6/ 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        9  6 1
 7/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         814 625 43 56.6   7/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
 8/11 OTTODROME TW (728)        70  54  5 56.5   8/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   8  6 0
 9/ 8 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   102  79  3 56.4   9/14 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  8  6 0
10/15 BASH BROS PARK (766)      41  32  2 56.2  10/20*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   8  7 0
11/ 7 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     29  23  3 55.8  11/19 CHEERS (659)              8  7 0
12/10 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)    110  88  9 55.6  12/17 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      8  7 0
13/ 6*OBG! (765)                25  20  4 55.6  13/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      7  5 0
14/13 FAST FOOD (724)           76  66  2 53.5  14/11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    7  6 1
15/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      247 221 19 52.8  15/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 2
16/17 I HATE THEM (597)         87  80  2 52.1  16/ 8 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     7  8 1
17/16 MSNBC (755)               25  24  1 51.0  17/13 ERRATA! (760)             7  8 0
18/23 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   25  24  0 51.0  18/10 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      86  87  9 49.7  19/27*TEAM TOONS (764)          6  8 0
20/20*THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   22  23  1 48.9  20/15 MSNBC (755)               6  9 1
21-22 HORNY GOAT X (750)        22  25  2 46.8  21/18 LES TURFISTES (727)       6  9 0
22/21 CHEERS (659)              64  73  4 46.7  22/29 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  3 2
23/19*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    20  24  2 45.5  23/24 FAST FOOD (724)           5  9 0
24-24 LORDS OF CHAOS (774)      39  48  3 44.8  24/16 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     5 10 0
25/26 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  24  30  0 44.4  25/25*NUKE TEST (769)           5 10 0
26/25 ERRATA! (760)             20  26  0 43.5  26/22*SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    4 10 1
27-27 IN QETERNUM (718)         69  96  5 41.8  27/28 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         4 11 0
28-29 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      65  97  5 40.1  28/33 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     3 12 0
29/30 TORUS (32)               210 319 19 39.7  29/34 TORUS (32)                3 12 0
30/31 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     36  57  3 38.7  30-26 HORNY GOAT X (750)        2  1 0
31/28*NUKE TEST (769)           17  27  1 38.6  31-31 LORDS OF CHAOS (774)      2  3 0
32-33*FORLORN HOPE (78)          8  14  1 36.4  32-30 IN QETERNUM (718)         2  3 0
33/34 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         25  50  2 33.3  33-23 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      1  4 0
34/35*TEAM TOONS (764)          14  28  1 33.3  34/ 0*TEAM SKOVAR (531)         0  1 0
35/ 0*TEAM SKOVAR (531)          2   9  0 18.2  35-36*FORLORN HOPE (78)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                                South Spoon

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                         TWVIII Round 8 Summary and Scores

* For a second week in a row someone other than M*MBO wins a round.  Way to go LBA+!
* In a moment of compassion the righteous Coordinators awarded 5 team points to LBA+
  for an earlier error.  LBA+ tied M*MBO for the first half w/l record.  The Bubba's
  TW Army and M*MBO accumulative w/l records were corrected.
* Eight no-play teams out of thirty-four(33 of 272 to date).  Downright despicable!
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)
1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
   record.
2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
   out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
   beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a kill,
   with a 4-1-1-0.
5. RND 5 cert goes to Fast Foods (Madwand) whose 5-0-1 beat out another 5-0.
6. RND 6 cert winner = Shewish Buffet (OAB) whose 4-1-1 was best of the four 4-1's.
7. RND 7 cert winner = I Hate Them (Rillion) with a 5-0-0.
8. RND 8 cert winner = (Otis) Cheers with a 5-0-0.
* Madwand holds the accume fight point lead at 32, but two are close at 30.
* Team leader with most accume wins at 27 is Shewish Buffet (OAB). Oz lurks at 25.
* Madwand's Fast Food has a massive lead with 62 accume total points.  Teammate Otto
   X's Ottodrome follows at 56.  Is M*MBO a two-team alliance?
* M*AMBO pulls into the accume style point lead at 44.

ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
         Round Points    Fight      Style Participate      Team           To Date
M*MBO        +19          6/77       8/44     4/32          1/33           +186
LBA+         +22         17/57       2/10     3/30          5/26           +128
OFLB          +2         -5/17       2/38     4/31          1/22           +108
LOL           +4         -1/-5       2/14     3/28          0/14            +51
BOB           +7          0/-6       2/10     4/31          1/12            +47
GSVOP         +8          2/-34      2/2      3/24          1/13             +5
SHIV           0          0/-25      0/0      0/9           0/2             -14
FED           -6        -10/-69      2/24     2/24          0/6             -15
PMS           -3         -6/-54      0/2      3/28          0/9             -15

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 8)     Record       fi/st/tm/TOT   TOTAL RECORD  TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT

M*MBO (Master Darque) 12-8-1-1       6/8/5/19       87-67-7-14   77/44/65/186
Fast Food (Madwand)    2-3-0-1      -1/2/1/2        22-16-1-1    32/22/8/62
Darque Forces (MD)     3-2-1-0       7/2/1/10       23-15-2-5    16/2/8/26
Bubba's TW(Bubba)      3-2-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       22-17-12-3   -1/2/8/9
Ottodrome (Otto X)     4-1-0-0       3/4/1/8        20-19-2-5    30/18/8/56
ALLIANCE Score                    0/0/1/1                 0/0/33/33

OFLB (Mannequin)       9-10-1-0     -5/2/5/2        83-64-3-5    17/38/53/108
Land Of Oz (Oz)        4-1-0-0       6/0/1/7        25-13-0-1    15/4/8/27
2ndBananas (Mann)      2-3-1-0      -7/0/1/-6       17-15-1-0    -1/12/7/18
Le Turfistes (LP)      1-4-0-0      -5/2/1/-2       23-17-1-0     4/16/8/28
Mystic(Slugbait)       2-2-0-0       1/0/1/2        18-19-1-4    -1/6/8/13
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/18                0/0/22/22

LBA+ (Assur)          12-2-0-0      17/2/3/22       87-59-3-4    57/10/56/128
Shewish (OAB)          4-0-0-0       6/0/1/7        27-10-1-0    30/2/8/40
Horny G (Grimm)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        17-15-1-3     5/0/6/11
Cheers (Otis)          5-0-0-0      10/0/1/11       20-19-1-0    11/0/8/19
Bash Bro (Assur)       3-2-0-0       1/2/1/4        23-15-0-1     11/8/8/27
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/5                0/0/0/31

GVSOP (Howlin Wolf)    8-7-1-0       2/2/3/8        50-66-6-2    -34/2/37/5
Nuke (Malaquar)        3-2-0-0       2/0/1/3        16-23-1-2    -13/0/8/-5
OBG (Howlin Wolf)      3-2-1-0       3/0/1/4        22-18-4-0      3/0/8/11
TeamToons (Baron B)    2-3-0-0      -3/2/1/0        12-25-1-0    -24/2/8/-14
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/1                    0/0/1/13

LOL Stormlord)         7-8-0-0      -1/2/3/4        68-68-0-4    -5/14/42/51
Alaska (Stormlord)     4-1-0-0       5/2/1/8        20-20-0-1     1/14/8/23
Errata (JE)            2-3-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       18-22-0-0    -5/0/8/3
Kadath (Reaper)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        10-8-0-2      1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth)    1-4-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       20-18-0-1    -2/0/8/6
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/14

SHIV (Uncle D)         0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        14-27-0-1   -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle)    0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         9-9-0-0      2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo)  0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         1-7-0-0     -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander)   0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         4-11-0-1   -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                        0/0/2/2

PMS (Deep Thought)     5-10-0-0     -6/0/3/-3       62-74-3-3   -54/2/37/-15
Nanas (The Mun)        3-2-0-0       0/0/1/1        21-18-2-1   -12/0/8/-4
Friends (Scruffy)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         8-10-1-0    -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)   0-5-0-0      -6/0/1/-5       13-27-0-0   -24/2/8/-14
MSNBC (Deep T)         2-3-0-0       0/0/1/1        20-19-0-2   -13/0/8/-5
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/9

BOB (TGG)             10-9-0-0       0/2/5/7        80-74-3-6    -6/10/43/47
I Hate (Rillion)       4-1-0-0       5/2/1/8        21-14-0-0     8/10/7/25
Satan's (tDO)          1-3-0-0      -5/0/1/-4       19-20-2-4   -11/0/8/-3
Willbury's (RR)        2-3-0-0      -3/0/1/-2       19-21-1-2   -15/0/8/-7
Lurocian (TGG)         3-2-0-0       3/0/1/4        21-19-0-0    12/0/8/20
Alliance Score                    0/0/1/1                       0/0/11/12

FED (Vae Victus)       5-5-0-1     -10/2/2/-6       48-71-1-10   -69/24/30/-15
Obsidian (Skaven)      3-2-0-0       3/2/1/6        17-22-1-0    -15/16/8/9
Devil's (Lucifer)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         2-8-0-3      -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV)          0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        11-19-0-0    -25/8/6/-11
RMWP (Glitter)         2-3-0-1     -13/0/1/-12      18-22-0-7    -20/0/8/-12
Alliance Score                    0/0/0/0                     0/0//6

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Alex Trebek, Suzy Suicide, Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely
Truchor

This summary was brought to you by your splendiferous and hard-working Turf War
Moderators Oz The All-Energetic and Magnificent Master Darque.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): AWESOME 80'S of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): BASH BROS SUITCASE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): CRAZY CREEPS (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): TALKEETNA of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                               TEMPTRESS of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
                               SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                   (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 074): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, I wasn't expecting this, either.  I thought for sure I'd get the call
after last month's trouncing of Mr. Norton, but no, they still need to see more from
me.  Maybe the third time's the charm.  In the meantime, you're still stuck with me
as your duelmaster.  That's the nice thing about being the champ in these slow
arenas--you get to be duelmaster for a whole month.  It's not as hectic as those
regular arenas, where you have to start training again immediately for your next
bout.  Here you can take a week or two off and just relax.  It'd be a great time for
some beachcombing, if it weren't so cold here in North Fork.  If anyone needs me I'll
be in the sauna.

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  BASH BROS PARK now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SERPENTS HOLD 200, who swept up 13 places in the 
ranks.  LAND OF OZ is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 12th place to 
3rd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for JACK B. NIMBLE, who flew up 35 points in the 
rankings after mashing ALEX TREBEK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was MASTER DARQUE, who dropped 20 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with SKY PILOT.  Well here's a duelmaster that 
doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  SOUTH SPOON made a challenge against 
FRASIER this week.  Well, everybody's pal SOUTH SPOON moved his record to 15-11-2 by 
defeating FRASIER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 11 recognition points.  
Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that BASH BROS PARK was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BASH BROS PARK's 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause LES TURFISTES beats feet every time BASH BROS PARK smiles at them.  
Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of DRAGO KAZOV, who was 
this week's most challenged warrior.  In a mismatch, our friend STARSCREAM of DARQUE 
FORCES got heroic notions and challenged CARLA.  What did it get him?  A 10-11-0 
record, that's what.  Some advice to STARSCREAM.  Please don't challenge up 28 points 
to fight a 14-14-1 fighter like, say CARLA.  (Okay, so it may be a little late).  In 
a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, CHERRI BOMB went after CAPTURED PORK, who 
was higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust settled, CHERRI BOMB won victory over 
CAPTURED PORK.  STICKS AND STONES of BASH BROS PARK had better have a good reason for 
challenging down 14 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought STICKS AND STONES 
showed great skill and promise when he overcame SIZZLER.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Big deal, so TURQ got mashed in 
the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. 
(Waka waka).  This week 8-10-1 CHRISTOS was sent to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of 
fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  There's got to be more 
reason for the sending of MOORAUDER to the Dark Arena than his record (2-1-1).  
Anybody got any ideas SATAN'S RANCHERS?  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  LOS ALAMOS 
II:  THE REMATCH.  It's not often when you see a 9-4-1 warrior like ALEX TREBEK kick 
the bucket.  I wonder if BUBBA'S TW ARMY will recover from the blow.  This round goes 
to BASH BROS PARK, their 9-5-1 warrior, BRAVE NEW RODENT slew the 6-4-0 AMBITIOUS 
LARD.  Stay tuned next week to see what happens.  Here's some advice:  warriors with 
little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the NORTH FORK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  
Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTH SPOON 7161             15  11  2   147       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLUGBAIT 6329                15   1  1   143       I HATE THEM (597)
 BLIZZARD 7119                15  10  0   122       FAST FOOD (724)
 YORL 7153                    14   6  0   113       LES TURFISTES (727)
 RAVAGE 7061                  16  19  2   112       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          12   8  1   106       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              15   8  0   101       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DR. COX 7009                 12   6  1    98       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        8   2  1    96       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CARLA 6225                   14  14  1    94       CHEERS (659)
 NO BATHROOM 7764             15   3  1    93       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WRATH 7428                   13  10  3    93       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 DIRT BOGART 7430             11   6  2    92       LES TURFISTES (727)
 PAUL 6861                     9   4  0    91       CHEERS (659)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          14   8  0    90       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NORTON 7010                  12   9  0    90       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FRASIER 6224                 15  14  0    89       CHEERS (659)
 KHAN 7503                    11   7  1    83       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100             16  17  1    79       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 NORM 6227                     9  19  1    79       CHEERS (659)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          11  13  1    77       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THUNDERCRACKER 7467           8   8  0    76       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-ULTIMA REGUM 7076            18  15  0    75       IN QETERNUM (718)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754         9   5  1    74       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ACCUSER 6589                 11   6  0    71       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            7   2  0    67       OBG! (765)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKY PILOT 7769                7   2  2    66       OBG! (765)
-VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      6   0  1    66       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-DIONYSUS 7906                 9  13  0    65       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 DING DONG 7516               12   4  1    64       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BLITZWING 7371                9  12  1    64       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SEWARD FOLLY 7436            15   8  0    63       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 SOULTAKER 5455               14  11  0    63       I HATE THEM (597)
-TEMPUS 7902                  14   6  0    63       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
-DILECTONON FERIO 7483         8  10  0    62       IN QETERNUM (718)
 HAM BURGLAR 7698              6   3  0    62       FAST FOOD (724)
 STARSCREAM 7419              10  11  0    59       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492             8   6  0    59       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 FENCE 7498                   12   6  0    58       LAND OF OZ (217)
-EXPOSED 7595                  7   2  1    58       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 EINSTEIN 7622                 7   3  0    58       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768              6   2  0    57       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              4   5  0    57       ERRATA! (760)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONVICTED BEEF 7578           7   2  0    56       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 LEGION 7440                   7   3  0    55       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 WENDY 7552                    6   6  1    55       FAST FOOD (724)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           12   9  0    54       I HATE THEM (597)
 EVIL ONE 6586                10   7  1    54       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 KIKI 7485                     9   4  0    54       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRAITH 6587                   9   9  2    52       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 ASP 7591                      6   3  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           6   3  0    48       TEAM TOONS (764)
 CLANCY 7713                   4   5  0    48       ERRATA! (760)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            6   3  0    47       LES TURFISTES (727)
 COBRA 7704                    6   3  0    47       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           5   6  0    47       MSNBC (755)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              5   4  0    47       MSNBC (755)
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           11   5  0    46       I HATE THEM (597)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           5   4  0    45       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 STING 7656                    5   2  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-SEPSIS 6522                   4   3  1    44       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 ZEKE 7584                     7   4  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)
 M. CHARDONNAY 7687            6   3  0    43       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-AEGRE ID MILES 7659           6   3  0    43       IN QETERNUM (718)
 BRO'TOR 7546                  7  11  0    42       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 MIMI 7450                     6   5  0    42       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 AXEMAN EWING 7808             5   4  0    42       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 SCUSBEE 7879                  3   1  0    42       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ICE WIND 7758                 6   3  0    41       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 REBECCA 7789                  5   4  1    41       CHEERS (659)
 RON 7507                      4   5  0    41       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-MILK STOUT 7594               3   4  0    41       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 RATTLER 7654                  3   6  0    39       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         6   2  0    38       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                4   5  0    38       ERRATA! (760)
-CANUM MOERDART 7531           7   7  0    37       IN QETERNUM (718)
 FIRE ANT 7830                 5   3  0    37       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            5   4  0    37       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-ARES 7913                     4   2  2    37       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       4   1  2    37       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834         4   4  0    37       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 RU BRINGER 7510               3   6  0    37       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ODOBAN 7715                   4   5  0    36       ERRATA! (760)
 YRSA 7671                     7   8  0    35       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FIDDLE 7898                   2   0  0    35       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DEAD BULL 7855                3   2  0    34       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONELY TRUCHER 7724           9   1  0    33       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           4   5  0    33       MSNBC (755)
 MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657         3   6  0    33       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FADDLE 7897                   2   0  0    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
 KILL IT X2 7920               1   1  1    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GLUTTONY 7539                 8   8  0    32       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 REBEL SCUM 7843               3   4  0    32       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BULL LONEY 7804               5   4  0    31       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             5   4  0    31       NUKE TEST (769)
-FINAL PRAYER 790              3   0  1    29       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 BUGS 7737                     3   6  0    29       TEAM TOONS (764)
 FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639           6   8  0    28       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 SURFER JOE 7770               5   4  1    28       OBG! (765)
 TEACUPS 7790                  8   1  0    27       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 ROOT WIZARD 7660              4   5  1    27       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725            4   2  0    26       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             3   6  1    26       OBG! (765)
-BERSERKER 7908                6   6  1    25       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 GAUTREK 7666                  6   7  0    25       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 5  10  0    25       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 SCALES 7833                   5   3  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 NK 7800                       3   6  0    25       NUKE TEST (769)
 SITKA SERENITY 7796           3   6  0    25       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        2   7  0    25       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUNCH THEM DOGIES 7877        2   2  0    25       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895         2   1  0    25       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   3  0    24       I HATE THEM (597)
 VOLUND 7670                   4  11  1    24       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 STICKS AND STONES 7873        3   2  0    24       BASH BROS PARK (766)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUMBO 7791                    4   5  1    23       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 OH BOY 7746                   3   6  0    23       OBG! (765)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             3   2  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
-JULES WINNFIELD 4839          2   0  0    22       TEAM SKOVAR (531)
-HEL 7910                      5   6  0    21       LORDS OF CHAOS (774)
 FLY PIZZA PIE 7646            4   5  0    21       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 AVER 7667                     3  11  1    21       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 PARA 7767                     4   5  0    20       ERRATA! (760)
 BUBBA GUMP 7852               4   2  0    20       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         2   0  1    20       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-EPHEMERAL 6617                2   0  1    20       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 BUCK NAKED 7921               2   0  0    20       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   3  0    19       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-ARISTON 508                   2   2  0    17       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 THE BOMB 7883                 2   2  0    16       NUKE TEST (769)
-OLD N BITTER 7851             3   2  0    15       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             1   1  0    15       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           1   0  0    15       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BREN DESILVA 7894             2   1  0    13       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887              2   1  0    13       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1   8  0    13       TEAM TOONS (764)
 KRYSTAL BALL 7884             3   1  1    12       MSNBC (755)
 ABRAMS 7914                   1   1  0    11       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-ADEO MORI SERVUS 7782         2   4  0    10       IN QETERNUM (718)
-SLUG 7841                     2   4  0    10       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-HEP-C 6545                    2   3  0     9       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 CLOVER'S REVENGE 7915         1   1  0     9       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 PORKY 7899                    1   1  0     8       TEAM TOONS (764)
 THE OL GOATHERD 7933          1   0  0     8       TORUS (32)
-LAST GOOD GUY 792             1   2  0     7       FORLORN HOPE (78)
 MANOWAR 7871                  1   3  0     6       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 TRINITY 7923                  1   1  0     4       NUKE TEST (769)
-DOURINE 6618                  1   1  0     4       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 FPS 7919                      1   1  0     4       TORUS (32)
 SIZZLER 7885                  0   4  0     4       FAST FOOD (724)
 VINCENT VEGA 4841             0   3  0     3       TEAM SKOVAR (531)
-CENTESIS 6616                 0   2  0     2       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922          0   2  0     2       MSNBC (755)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BILL 7645               2  7 0 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  ROYAL PAIN            326  NONE
SCOTT M 7872            1  4 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457  WINGED MONKEY         326  NONE
ALEX TREBEK 7624        9  4 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  JACK B. NIMBLE 7446   326   
SMOKING CLOVER 7863     1  2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 324   
GRIMLOCK 7865           0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    WARTHOG 7870          322  REVENGED
TRANS FAT 7932          0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        ROYAL PAIN            326  NONE
CHRISTOS 7549           8 10 1 GLORY DISCIPLES 744  FOEFANA BANANA        326  NONE
TURQ 7548               8 10 1 GLORY DISCIPLES 744  ROYAL PAIN            326  NONE
WARTHOG 7870            1  1 1 GLORY DISCIPLES 744  BLITZWING 7371        324  REVENGED
EMERALD 7478           12  6 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SOUTH SPOON 7161      324   
REV AL SHARPTON 7866    2  1 0 MSNBC 755            ROOT WIZARD 7660      324  REVENGED
HIRO 7803               2  5 0 NUKE TEST 769        SURFER JOE 7770       324   
LOS ALAMOS 7801         3  6 0 NUKE TEST 769        QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 326   
DONETO 7534             5  4 1 OTTODROME TW 728     VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 323   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HORNET 7842             3  3 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        325   
LUMBER JACK 7723        1  7 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        324   
RED SHIRT 7925          0  1 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 ROYAL PAIN            326  NONE
COW PATTY 7901          0  1 0 SATAN'S RANCHERS 770 TOTO'S REVENGE        326  NONE
MOORAUDER 7890          2  1 1 SATAN'S RANCHERS 770 FOEFANA BANANA        326  NONE
NEVER SURRENDER 7931    0  1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   FLUSH THE JOHN        326  NONE
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582     6  4 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 326   
MARCUS AURELIUS 7917    0  2 0 TORUS 32             FRENCH FRYER          326  NONE
THE BLACKSMITH 7918     1  1 0 TORUS 32             WINGED MONKEY         326  NONE
THE PATHFINDER 7893     0  1 0 TORUS 32             KRYSTAL BALL 7884     324   
UILLIUM UALLAS 7916     0  2 0 TORUS 32             PIZZA VILLAIN         326  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sadly, Master Darque, it is not even round eleven. -- Oz The All Encumbered

Satan's Ranchers and the Dark One -- You are so so kind.  How nice of you.  Ding Dong
and Fence appreciate greatly your challenge freebies from Axman Ewing and Bull Loney.
I hadn't realized we were such friends. -- Oz The All Appreciative

Buck Naked -- Gee, you surprised me!  That kind of, well, er, attire is simply
unheard of and unseen in The Land Of The Yellow Brick Road.  Mr. Baum would roll in
his grave.  However, I must give you kudos for your performance. -- Emerald City
(feeling the loss deeply)

Rattler -- Again?  Really?  Well, chalk up another win for the good guys and ole
Zeke. -- Zeke

Sizzler -- Well, you were there, and I was here, and you seemed easy last time, and I
needed a win, and the boss ain't gonna buy no tires at your store, so.... -- Yellow
Brick

M*MBO -- Happy Valentine's Day!  May Cupid's arrow stick deeply in your privates! --
Oz The All Jealous

OFLB -- We still have time, but we best pick up the pace.  A lot. -- Oz The All
Motivating

Hey, TGG, master of all TN!  How did you coerce Glory Disciples to throw those
challenges your way?  Nice 2 point gains, Bud.  Both of 'em. -- Oz The All Puzzled

Oz & Master Darque -- I wanted to thank you and let you know I appreciate all the
hard work and dedication you both put into moderating the Turf War.  I can only
imagine all the pain it brings you both.  Please know that I and my team appreciate
it. -- Skaven

Congratulations to all the recent graduates.  I hope to have one myself one day. --
Skaven

Mighty Manfred 7738 -- I will be getting back what was mine.  Don't get too attached
to being the Plunger Style Master. -- Drago Kazov

Carla -- I should have blocked.  I should have blocked. -- Khan

Astrotrain -- A good fight and a smart challenge.  You are not what I expected. --
Drago Kazov

Emerald City -- Yessir, I did that! *wink*  Good game. -- Buck Naked

Teacups -- You're pretty handy with that shield!  Well fought!  Until we meet again.
Salute! -- Fire Ant

Blizzard -- That is the worst experience I've had yet in this awful park. -- No
Bathroom

Legion -- Weather is very unlikely to stop all of you! -- Ice Wind

RU Bringer -- Bring me more! -- Dog on the Loose

Encore Debout -- Met my approval! -- Brave New Rodent

Diaper Leek -- I hope you don't think you're leaving that in OUR park. -- Stick and
Stones

Hmmm -- Looks like Hal ate more than just my personals last time out <eaten by hal>

I'll be the first to say it.  Congrats to M*MBO.  Your victory is all but final. --
Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TURQ was butchered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHRISTOS was viciously butchered by FOEFANA BANANA in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MOORAUDER was narrowly killed by FOEFANA BANANA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BILL was assassinated by ROYAL PAIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SCOTT M was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a popular 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
THE BLACKSMITH was executed by WINGED MONKEY in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
UILLIUM UALLAS was easily killed by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MARCUS AURELIUS was slaughtered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TRANS FAT was assassinated by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RED SHIRT was slaughtered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
NEVER SURRENDER was executed by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
COW PATTY was narrowly killed by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JOE SCARBOROUGH was devastated by ROOT WIZARD in a 1 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
SOUTH SPOON demolished FRASIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
BLIZZARD handily defeated DIRT BOGART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
YORL overpowered PAUL in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CHICKEN A LA KING overpowered THUNDERCRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KHAN devastated HAM BURGLAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DR. COX demolished NORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRACTICAL GENE was beaten by NORTON in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
NO BATHROOM bested DRAGO KAZOV in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
STARSCREAM was overpowered by CARLA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ZEKE overcame ODOBAN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
EINSTEIN viciously subdued RACHAEL MADDOW in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
DEPUTY FIFE overpowered VALDEZ VENGEANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CLANCY was overpowered by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GLUTTONY was savagely defeated by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 4 minute Challenge match.
RU BRINGER slimly lost to ICE WIND in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
CHERRI BOMB handily defeated CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FENCE won victory over MY LAST TWENTY in a popular 4 minute Challenge bout.
MIMI was savagely defeated by CONVICTED BEEF in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH executed LOS ALAMOS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
MAUL CHOLESTEROL was overpowered by STING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ENCORE DEBOUT demolished CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
REBECCA overpowered PARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BULL LONEY was subdued by DOG ON THE LOOSE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
LONELY TRUCHER slimly won victory over SITKA SERENITY in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
FADDLE demolished BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
FLY PIZZA PIE was vanquished by FIDDLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EMERALD CITY won victory over MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
STICKS AND STONES demolished SIZZLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
PUNCH THEM DOGIES overpowered GRIMHILD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CLOVER'S REVENGE lost to DUMBO in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DIAPER LEEK slimly won victory over MANOWAR in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
RAVAGE devastated TALKEETNA in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SLUGBAIT demolished PETIT JARDINIA in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
WRATH was unbelievably bested by ASTROTRAIN in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE assassinated ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MASTER DARQUE was demolished by SKY PILOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACE HARDWARE was beaten by ACCUSER in a popular 1 minute gory veteran's battle.
SOULTAKER overcame SCUSBEE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BRAVE NEW RODENT executed AMBITIOUS LARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SEWARD FOLLY savagely defeated RON in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
BRO'TOR was savagely defeated by WENDY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody battle.
BLITZWING was luckily beaten by DING DONG in a crowd pleasing 8 minute expert's bout.
WRAITH was defeated by CHRIS HAYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody brawl.
EVIL ONE narrowly defeated KILL IT X2 in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
GAUTREK was demolished by M. CHARDONNAY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THE CREEPSTER overcame REBEL SCUM in a 2 minute bout.
COBRA devastated THE DARK ONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASP viciously subdued BUGS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome match.
AXEMAN EWING was luckily beaten by LEGION in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
KIKI vanquished WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SURFER JOE was subdued by RATTLER in a action packed 1 minute battle.
FAIRBANKS GLOW was outlasted by SCALES in a unpopular 12 minute fight.
YRSA demolished THE BOMB in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FIRE ANT beat YELLOW BRICK in a 1 minute match.
LAKEFRONT demolished BUBBA GUMP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEAD BULL overpowered AVER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VOLUND was handily defeated by MERCADIO HILDAGO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NK viciously subdued BREN DESILVA in a 2 minute gory veteran vs. novice brawl.
TEACUPS unbelievably bested OH BOY in a exciting 6 minute bloody melee.
PORKY lost to TEN TRICK'S EX in a 2 minute beginner's match.
ABRAMS luckily beat TRINITY in a 1 minute brutal amateur's bout.
KRYSTAL BALL viciously subdued VINCENT VEGA in a 3 minute brutal beginner's conflict.
FPS was overpowered by BUCK NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE OL GOATHERD bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 26         TOTAL PARRY      113 -  86 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         STRIKING ATTACK  131 - 118 - 11      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  23 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         LUNGING ATTACK   121 - 120 -  5      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  22 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         BASHING ATTACK    66 -  76 -  4      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW       115 - 136 -  7      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  74 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   72 - 100 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  40 -  1      39  |

Turn 326 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 15         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 -  9     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 10         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SOUTH SPOON 7161           15  11  2  147 OTTODROME TW (728)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLUGBAIT 6329              15   1  1  143 I HATE THEM (597)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLIZZARD 7119              15  10  0  122 FAST FOOD (724)
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            15   8  0  101 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WALL OF STEEL    NO BATHROOM 7764           15   3  1   93 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        14   8  0   90 LES TURFISTES (727)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHAN 7503                  11   7  1   83 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754       9   5  1   74 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         6   3  0   48 TEAM TOONS (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758               6   3  0   41 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLITZWING 7371.  The ten other most popular fighters were WRATH 7428, WENDY 7552, OH 
BOY 7746, CONVICTED BEEF 7578, MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, ODOBAN 7715, MY LAST TWENTY 7793, 
BULL LONEY 7804, SEWARD FOLLY 7436, and KILL IT X2 7920.

The least popular fighter this week was SCALES 7833.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FPS 7919, VINCENT VEGA 4841, TEN TRICK'S EX 7878, TEACUPS 7790, VOLUND 
7670, BUBBA GUMP 7852, THE BOMB 7883, WHAT'D I SAY 7742, THE DARK ONE 7747, and 
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SOUTH SPOON (47-7161) OTTODROME TW (728)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE (47-6934) THE OPERA (613)
TALKEETNA (47-7047) ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI