DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2013    Duedate: 06/03/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-328

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FRASIER
CHEERS (659)
(47-6224) [17-14-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YORL                           POSITION IS EMPTY
LES TURFISTES (727)            
(47-7153) [16-6-0,140]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           JACK B. NIMBLE
CHEERS (659)                   ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6227) [11-19-1,99]         (47-7446) [14-8-1,114]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHEERS (659)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659)                60
2. BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)       36      SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
3. SECOND BANANAS (573)        36      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (748)        34
5. I HATE THEM (597)           33       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      35  18  1 66.0   1/ 2 CHEERS (659)             11  4 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         703 436 24 61.7   2/ 5 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)  10  5 2
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     254 173 22 59.5   3/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766)     10  5 1
 4/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       71  49  3 59.2   4/17 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  5 2
 5/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   367 254 27 59.1   5/19 LES TURFISTES (727)       9  6 1
 6/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     54  40  3 57.4   6/ 3 I HATE THEM (597)         9  6 0
 7/ 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        76  58  5 56.7   7/ 4 OTTODROME TW (728)        9  6 0
 8/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         819 629 43 56.6   8/ 8 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     8  4 0
 9/13 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     35  27  3 56.5   9/10 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   8  5 0
10- 9 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)   102  79  3 56.4  10/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  5 0
11-11 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)    110  88  9 55.6  11/15 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  8  6 0
12/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)      46  37  2 55.4  12/16 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     8  7 0
13/12 FAST FOOD (724)           81  69  2 54.0  13/14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    7  6 1
14/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)      253 225 19 52.9  14/18 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  6 1
15/17 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   29  26  3 52.7  15/ 9 FAST FOOD (724)           7  6 0
16/16 I HATE THEM (597)         93  84  2 52.5  16/ 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      7  6 0
17/10 OBG! (765)                28  27  4 50.9  17/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  8 0
18/21 CHEERS (659)              73  74  5 49.7  18/23 ERRATA! (760)             6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   28  29  0 49.1  19/22 NUKE TEST (769)           5  8 0
20/19 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      89  94  9 48.6  20/13 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      5 10 0
21/20 MSNBC (755)               27  32  1 45.8  21/11 OBG! (765)                5 10 0
22/23 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  29  35  0 45.3  22/20 MSNBC (755)               4 11 0
23/25 ERRATA! (760)             24  32  0 42.9  23/26 TEAM TOONS (764)          4 11 0
24-24 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    21  28  2 42.9  24/25 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     3 12 0
25/29 NUKE TEST (769)           21  31  1 40.4  25/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         3 12 0
26-27 TORUS (32)               210 324 19 39.3  26-27 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    2  8 0
27/28 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     38  65  3 36.9  27-21 ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)    1  4 0
28/31 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         27  58  2 31.8  28-24 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     1  4 0
29/32 TEAM TOONS (764)          16  36  1 30.8  29-28 TORUS (32)                1  9 0
30-33*TEAM SKOVAR (531)          2   9  0 18.2  30-32*FEARSOME 5 (510)          0  2 0
31-34*FEARSOME 5 (510)           0   2  0  0.0  31-34*TEAM SKOVAR (531)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Glitter Boy sat upon a wooden stool on stage, wearing his black board shorts,
blue sneakers and white tank top.  Both his wrists were adorned with silver chains
that dangled loosely and twinkled in the spotlight centered upon him.  Around his
neck was a simple choker of seashells, small and slightly off-white and pink.
Slowly, lazily, he kicked his feet, his low-top shoes revealing no socks beneath
them.  His black hair, as always, seemed to defy any real sense of order in a
provocative and wild way, though his unruly locks were longer than when Glitter Boy
was last seen.  Here and there, strands of hair fell in front of his eyes, some
strands so long as to tickle the tip of his nose and upper lip.  Futiley, Glitter
would puff air through his lips in a vain attempt to control, or at least move, the
offending locks, only to have the same hair fall back into place, often bringing more
hair down, thus making the whole situation worse.
     Glitter Boy simply shook his head in frustration and growled slightly.  In a
moment he hopped up and smiled that devilish smile of his and spoke in that strange
accent.  "Hi there!  Been a while since I spoke here.  I thought I'd yield the floor
to some other blokes for a while.  But I figured now would be a good time to bring
you all this very special team spotlight.  It's been a long time coming, so bear with
me while I organize my thoughts."
     Glitter began to pace back and forth slowly, mumbling to himself for a short
time before a look of delight touched his tanned face.  "AHA!!!  Like I said, this is
a very special team spotlight.  In fact, so special is it, that it's not really even
about me or my team!  Not really, anyway.  Yes, yes, I know, I like to beat my own
drum to death.  I'm arrogant, so sue me!" *sticks out his tongue and blows a
raspberry*
     Glitter slinked back to his stool and hopped up onto it, smiling innocently.
"It took me a long time to put all this into words that you all could understand.
After all, when I get excited, I speak a dialect of English most people can't begin
to comprehend.  Anyway, I'd like to say this very simple, but special little
thing....  Oz, Master Darque, on behalf of myslef, my team, Club Fed, and indeed all
of us who fought in this little Turf War, thank you for all of your hard work and
dedication!  Because of your self-sacrifice of sanity, blood, sweat and tears, I've
had a great time, and had the opportunity to learn more about this great game.
Because of your hard work, i've met some truly wonderful and great people, and
probably angered just as many, if not more!"  *wink and a big toothy grin*
     Glitter stood up and walked to the edge of the stage.  "Though it is certainly
true that I can be an arrogant, pompous ass, I'd like to put that part of me aside
and say truly, thank you Oz and Master Darque.  Again, thank you for everything
you've done.  We appreciate it!  In fact, what many of you may not know, is that it
was Oz himself who spotted me the certs to fight in this Turf War.  I have not
forgotten that.  Oz, when I grow up, I owe you a beer.  I'd also like to thank Skaven
of the Obsidian Order, who has taught me so much and helped spell check my
disasterous writing.  And in true Oz style, I salute Oz and Master Darque.  Let's
hear it for Oz and Master Darque for making all this possible!"

*The audience stands and erupts into thunderous applause and cheering!*

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                        TWVIII Round 10 Summary and Scores

* M*MBO wins round 10 with 28 points extending their overall lead with TWO TO GO.
* Ten no-play teams out of thirty-four (51 of 340 to date) Dishonored commitments!
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)

1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
   record.
2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
   out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
   beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a kill,
   with a 4-1-1-0.
5. RND 5 cert goes to Fast Foods (Madwand) whose 5-0-1 beat out another 5-0.
6. RND 6 cert winner = Shewish Buffet (OAB) whose 4-1-1 was best of the four 4-1s.
7. RND 7 cert winner = I Hate Them (Rillion) with a 5-0-0.
8. RND 8 cert winner = (Otis) Cheers with a 5-0-0.
9. RND 9 cert winner = (Assur) Bash Bros Park 5-0-1, beating out Khisanth's 5-0-0 (By
   killing his own alliance mate! How crass!)
10. RND 10 cert winner = Rascally Rabbit (Willburys 47) beating two other 4-1-0s
    with a kill for a 4-1-1.

* Madwand (38) has resurpassed partner Otto X (36) for the accume fight point lead.
* Land Of Oz(Oz) has squeezed past Shewish Buffet(OAB) with most accume team wins=32.
* Madwand's Fast Food (76) and teammate Otto X's Ottodrome (68) lead all teams with
  total accume points. They have carried Darque Forces and Bubba's TW Army quite
  well.
* M*AMBO is the accume style point leader at a whopping 58.
* Leading with most team kills is OBG (Howlin Wolf).

ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
          Round Points    Fight       Style Participate    Team   To Date
M*MBO         +28         17/82        6/58    4/40        1/35     +215
LBA+          +10          3/63        4/16    3/36        0/31     +146
OFLB          +18         11/34        2/42    4/39        1/24     +139
BOB           +15          8/0         2/14    4/39        1/14      +67
LOL            -9        -11/-18       0/14    2/33        0/14      +43
GSVOP          -3         -9/-52       2/6     3/30        1/15       -1
FED            +4          0/-69       2/28    2/28        0/6        -7
SHIV            0          0/-25       0/0     0/9         0/2       -14
PMS           -12        -14/-90       0/2     2/33        0/9       -46

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 10)    Record       fi/st/tm/TOT   TOTAL RECORD  TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT

M*MBO (Master Darque)  13-6-0-1     17/6/5/28       108-85-7-17   82/58/75/215
Fast Food (Madwand)     4-0-0-0      7/4/1/12        28-19-1-2    38/28/10/76
Darque Forces (MD)      4-1-0-0      6/2/1/9         28-20-2-5    17/6/10/33
Bubba's TW(Bubba)       2-3-0-1      1/0/1/2         26-23-2-5    -9/2/10/3
Ottodrome (Otto X)      3-2-0-0      3/0/1/4         26-23-2-5    36/22/10/68
ALLIANCE Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/35

OFLB (Mannequin)       10-7-2-0     11/2/5/18       104-79-5-6    34/42638/139
Land Of Oz (Oz)         3-1-0-0      3/0/1/4         32-15-0-1    24/4/10/38
2ndBananas (Mann)       1-3-0-0     -4/0/1/-3        21-20-1-1    -1/12/9/20
Le Turfistes (LP)       3-2-1-0      4/2/1/7         28-22-2-0     5/20/10/35
Mystic(Slugbait)        3-1-1-0      8/0/1/9         23-22-2-4     6/6/10/22
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/24

LBA+ (Assur)            7-7-0-2      3/4/3/10       103-71-4-7    63/16/67/146
Shewish (OAB)           2-2-0-1      2/0/1/3         31-14-1-2    28/2/10/40
Horny G (Grimm)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         17-15-1-3     5/0/6/11
Cheers (Otis)           4-1-0-0      6/2/1/9         26-23-1-0    15/2/10/27
Bash Bro (Assur)        1-4-0-0     -5/2/1/-2        29-15-1-1    15/12/10/37
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0             0/0/0/31

GVSOP (Howlin Wolf)     4-10-0-0    -9/2/4/-3        59-86-6-3    -52/6/45/-1
Nuke (Malaquar)         1-3-0-0     -4/0/1/-3        18-30-1-3    -25/0/10/-15
OBG (Howlin Wolf)       3-2-0-0      2/2/1/5         27-23-4-0      5/2/10/17
TeamToons (Baron B)     0-5-0-0     -7/0/1/-6        14-28-1-0    -32/4/10/-18
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                0/0/1/15

LOL (Stormlord)         3-6-0-1    -11/0/2/-9        79-81-0-5    -18/14/47/43
Alaska (Stormlord)      0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         21-24-0-1     -4/14/9/19
Errata (JE)             1-4-0-0     -7/0/1/-6        21-29-0-0    -15/0/10/-5
Kadath (Reaper)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         10-8-0-2       1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth)     2-2-0-1     -4/0/1/-3        27-20-0-2      0/0/10/10
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/14

SHIV (Uncle D)          0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         14-27-0-1    -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle)     0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          9-9-0-0       2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo)   0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          1-7-0-0      -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander)    0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          4-11-0-1    -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/2

PMS (Deep Thought)      3-7-0-2    -14/0/2/-12       69-92-3-7    -90/2/42/-46
Nanas (The Mun)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         22-22-2-3    -23/0/9/-14
Friends (Scruffy)       0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          8-10-1-0     -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)    1-4-0-1     -9/0/1/-8        15-35-0-1    -37/2/10/-25
MSNBC (Deep T)          2-3-0-1     -5/0/1/-4        24-23-0-3    -25/0/10/-15
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/9

BOB (TGG)              10-9-1-2      8/2/5/15       100-92-4-10    0/14/53/67
I Hate (Rillion)        3-2-0-0      3/2/1/6         27-18-0-0    12/14/9/35
Satan's (tDO)           1-4-0-2     -2/0/1/-1        21-28-2-8   -19/0/10/-9
Willbury's (RR)         4-1-1-0      6/0/1/7         26-23-2-2    -8/0/10/2
Lurocian (TGG)          2-2-0-0      1/0/1/2         26-22-0-0    15/0/10/25
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                    0/0/1/14

FED (Vae Victus)        5-5-0-0      0/2/2/4         58-80-1-11  -69/28/34/-7
Obsidian (Skaven)       3-2-0-0      3/2/1/6         22-27-1-0   -16/20/10/14
Devil's (Lucifer)       0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          2-8-0-3     -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV)           0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         11-19-0-0   -25/8/6/-11
RMWP (Glitter)          2-3-0-0     -3/0/1/-2        23-26-0-8   -19/0/10/-9
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0//6

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Suzy Suicide, Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely Truchor

This summary was brought to you by Turf War Moderators Oz The All-Informative and
Magnanimous Master Darque.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): KHARAS of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 263): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 78): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 260): HOPE of MERC'D MAFIA (Centauri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 333): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 314): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 263): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 78): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 260): BAD GUYS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 78): SAM TALL of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  CHEERS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ROYAL 
FLUSH, who swept up 13 places in the ranks.  Take a look at LES TURFISTES' act, as 
they have a 4-1-0 week and gain 14 places in the team ranking.  SECOND BANANAS is no 
joke as it posted a 3-1-1 week advancing from 18th place to 14th place.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for DR. COX, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing 
THUNDERCRACKER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  DING DONG was defeated by HAM BURGLAR and 
drops 14 points.  It's a proud day for the CHEERS stable, as their warrior, FRASIER, 
ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, 
so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena.  Did 
you hear that LAND OF OZ was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of LAND OF OZ's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch CHEERS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from LAND OF OZ.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, ZEKE would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Was it guts or an 
overtaxed mental capacity that had PETIT JARDINIA challenge up 29 points in the 
rankings to take on RAVAGE?  I don't know about you, but when I saw PETIT JARDINIA 
step out on the sands with RAVAGE, I though it was over before it started.  Good 
upset PETIT JARDINIA!  Well, it looks like FENCE wasn't happy with last turn's rank, 
so it went for broke by challenging up 31 points.  No guts, no glory.  This week 
FENCE 12-8-0 fought ASTROTRAIN 16-9-0 and in losing gained 2 points.  I know several 
gladiators who could go for a few fights like that.  CAPTURED PORK of SHEWISH BUFFET 
had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in a challenge which he 
won.  I thought CAPTURED PORK showed great skill and promise when he beat KILL IT X2. 
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  For those of you who missed it, Death 
showed up, grabbed THUNDERCRACKER by the ear and took him away to a place where he 
won't need a coat.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully 
T.P.s) and BREN DESILVA demonstrated that very violently on OH BOY's body.  Well, 
just when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in the arena.  No no!  
MERCADIO HILDAGO, a mere boy, was slain by REBECCA this turn.  Knowing when to use 
the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to 
Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the NORTH FORK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRASIER 6224                 17  14  0   105       CHEERS (659)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YORL 7153                    16   6  0   140       LES TURFISTES (727)
 PAUL 6861                    11   4  0   117       CHEERS (659)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          14   8  1   114       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          16   8  0   110       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DR. COX 7009                 13   7  2   110       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CARLA 6225                   15  15  1   101       CHEERS (659)
 NORM 6227                    11  19  1    99       CHEERS (659)
 RAVAGE 7061                  17  20  2    97       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 NO BATHROOM 7764             16   4  1    93       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              16   9  0    92       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAM BURGLAR 7698              8   3  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          13  13  1    87       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SOULTAKER 5455               15  12  0    84       I HATE THEM (597)
 DIRT BOGART 7430             11   8  2    83       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        10   6  1    82       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100             16  19  1    80       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 LEGION 7440                   9   3  0    80       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768              8   2  0    78       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACCUSER 6589                 12   7  0    76       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            8   3  0    76       OBG! (765)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        8   4  1    75       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STARSCREAM 7419              12  11  0    73       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BLITZWING 7371               10  13  1    72       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CONVICTED BEEF 7578           9   2  0    72       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 NORTON 7010                  12  11  0    71       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 WRAITH 6587                  11   9  2    67       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SEWARD FOLLY 7436            15   8  0    63       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 DING DONG 7516               13   5  1    63       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492             9   7  0    63       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            7   4  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      6   1  1    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 EINSTEIN 7622                 8   4  0    62       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 REBECCA 7789                  7   4  2    62       CHEERS (659)
 FADDLE 7897                   4   0  0    62       OTTODROME TW (728)
 FENCE 7498                   12   8  0    61       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SKY PILOT 7769                8   3  2    61       OBG! (765)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              5   6  0    61       ERRATA! (760)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           13  10  0    60       I HATE THEM (597)
 STING 7656                    7   2  0    60       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 COBRA 7704                    7   4  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           13   5  0    56       I HATE THEM (597)
 KHAN 7503                    11   9  1    56       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 EVIL ONE 6586                10   9  1    56       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 ROOT WIZARD 7660              6   5  1    56       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-KIKI 7485                     9   4  0    54       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            7   4  0    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DUMBO 7791                    6   5  2    52       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 RU BRINGER 7510               5   6  1    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WENDY 7552                    7   7  1    50       FAST FOOD (724)
-ASP 7591                      6   3  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 ODOBAN 7715                   5   6  0    50       ERRATA! (760)
 M. CHARDONNAY 7687            7   4  0    49       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           6   5  0    48       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 ZEKE 7584                     8   5  0    47       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BRO'TOR 7546                  7  13  0    46       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 MIMI 7450                     7   6  0    46       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FIRE ANT 7830                 6   4  0    45       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       5   2  2    43       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              5   6  0    43       MSNBC (755)
-SCUSBEE 7879                  3   1  0    42       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ICE WIND 7758                 7   4  0    41       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 REBEL SCUM 7843               4   5  0    41       OTTODROME TW (728)
-RON 7507                      4   5  0    41       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           7   4  0    40       TEAM TOONS (764)
-BULL LONEY 7804               6   4  0    38       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 CLANCY 7713                   4   7  0    38       ERRATA! (760)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         7   3  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           5   8  0    37       MSNBC (755)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                5   6  0    37       ERRATA! (760)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           5   6  0    37       MSNBC (755)
-VALDEZ VENGEANCE 7834         4   4  0    37       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 DEAD BULL 7855                4   3  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657         4   7  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 GLUTTONY 7539                 9   9  0    36       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-AXEMAN EWING 7808             5   5  0    36       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 KILL IT X2 7920               2   2  1    36       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             6   5  0    35       NUKE TEST (769)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUGS 7737                     3   8  0    35       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONELY TRUCHER 7724          10   2  0    33       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 VOLUND 7670                   5  12  1    33       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             5   2  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BREN DESILVA 7894             4   1  1    33       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 THE BOMB 7883                 3   3  0    33       NUKE TEST (769)
 SURFER JOE 7770               6   5  1    32       OBG! (765)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        3   8  0    32       TEAM TOONS (764)
 YRSA 7671                     7  10  0    31       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 NK 7800                       4   7  0    31       NUKE TEST (769)
 TEACUPS 7790                  9   2  0    29       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 6  11  0    29       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-FAIRBANKS GLOW 7639           6   8  0    28       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 PARA 7767                     5   6  0    28       ERRATA! (760)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             3   8  1    28       OBG! (765)
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         3   0  1    28       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 GAUTREK 7666                  6   9  0    27       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FIDDLE 7898                   3   1  0    27       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   5  0    26       I HATE THEM (597)
 FLY PIZZA PIE 7646            5   6  0    25       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SITKA SERENITY 7796           3   6  0    25       ALASKAN PIPELINE (714)
 CLOVER'S REVENGE 7915         3   1  0    25       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 SCALES 7833                   5   5  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUBBA GUMP 7852               4   4  0    23       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-JULES WINNFIELD 4839          2   0  0    22       TEAM SKOVAR (531)
-PUNCH THEM DOGIES 7877        2   3  0    21       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           2   0  0    20       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1  10  0    19       TEAM TOONS (764)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887              3   2  1    18       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 SHO NUFF 7944                 2   0  0    18       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 SLUG 7841                     3   5  0    16       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-EMERALD CITY 7896             1   1  0    15       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922          1   3  0    15       MSNBC (755)
 ABRAMS 7914                   2   2  0    14       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 BUCK NAKED 7921               2   2  0    13       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 MANOWAR 7871                  1   5  0    12       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 TRINITY 7923                  2   2  0    10       NUKE TEST (769)
 SIZZLER 7885                  1   5  0     8       FAST FOOD (724)
 SUBTERFUGE 7961               1   0  0     6       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 HAVOC 7942                    1   1  0     4       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-VINCENT VEGA 4841             0   3  0     3       TEAM SKOVAR (531)
 ROMULUS 7943                  0   2  0     2       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 JINX 7951                     0   1  0     1       TEAM TOONS (764)
 ARIAS 7947                    0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            0   1  0     1       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STICKS AND STONE 7873   4  3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   BANANA SPLIT          328  NONE
ALEX TREBEK 7624        9  4 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  JACK B. NIMBLE 7446   326   
SMOKING CLOVER 7863     1  2 0 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 324  NONE
THUNDERCRACKER 7467     9  9 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DR. COX 7009          328   
WARTHOG 7870            1  1 1 GLORY DISCIPLES 744  BLITZWING 7371        324  REVENGED
AVER 7667               3 12 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      DIAPER LEEK 7887      327   
KRYSTAL BALL 7884       3  2 1 MSNBC 755            DUMBO 7791            327   
NEIL CAVUTO 7957        0  1 0 MSNBC 755            FRENCH FRYER          328  NONE
REV AL SHARPTON 7866    2  1 0 MSNBC 755            ROOT WIZARD 7660      324  REVENGED
HIRO 7803               2  5 0 NUKE TEST 769        SURFER JOE 7770       324  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOS ALAMOS 7801         3  6 0 NUKE TEST 769        QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 326   
OH BOY 7746             3  8 0 OBG! 765             BREN DESILVA 7894     328   
RAW RECRUIT 7950        0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     WINGED MONKEY         328  NONE
HORNET 7842             3  3 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        325   
LUMBER JACK 7723        1  7 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        324  NOT REVENGED
RATTLER 7654            3  7 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 RU BRINGER 7510       327   
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582     6  4 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 326   
OSKSI NIBBLE 7946       0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   PIZZA VILLAIN         328  NONE
MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895   3  2 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 768 REBECCA 7789          328   
THE PATHFINDER 7893     0  1 0 TORUS 32             KRYSTAL BALL 7884     324  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to dirty, rotten, despicable Madwand's Blizzard, Lord Protector and
Duelmaster of North Fork. -- Oz The All Envious

Warriors Slugbait and Wrath -- Get outta here! -- Oz The All Jealous

My Little GTO -- If you don't let me win, I'm going to quit challenging you! -- Fence

     A dire threat!

My Last Twenty -- Now you don't even have that!  I took it all. -- Zeke

Mighty Manfred -- I felt good about that win.  You are but a brick in the building
blocks to my successful future. -- Yellow Brick

Accuser -- I don't think you should have accused me without the facts.  I just had to
pay you back for the imposition.  So there! -- Ding Dong (The Wicked Witch Is Dead)

Oz Feast Le Banana -- Where are we when we need ourselves?  Do we have the intestinal
fortitude to surge to the top?  Are we willing to be mired in mediocrity?  Rise to
the occasion, champions! -- Oz The All Motivational

M*MBO -- A salute to your accomplishments so far.  Cretins you are, but winning
cretins at that. -- Oz The All Acknowledging

Romulus -- Who's the master?   Who's the master?  Sho Nuff, Shogun of North Fork! --
Sho Nuff

All -- Well... it looks like I finally got the invite.  I guess I should tell you a
little about myself.  I am a striker that is 13-5-11-17-11-10-17.  I have ad ex in
init, att, dec and ex in rip ard par.  I focus on par learns.  My favroite weapon
turns out to be the mighty war flail.  Thanks to Chicken A La King for my final
victory that got me to the Isle.  I am proud to be the first in Obsidian Order to
make it.  See you all there. -- Wrath

Captain Peachfuzz -- You hit hard and aften.  You deal out the damage.
Unfortunately, you could not go the distance to get the victory.  I am a glutton for
punishment!  FEED ME MORE!!! -- Gluttony

Baron B -- Cpt Peachy might want to go for a nighttime fight.  He came up wanting in
a fight where my warrior was laying down for half the fight.  I'm just saying... --
Skaven

Master Darque -- Somehow Ravage got a match up against Astrotrain when he was the
most challenged warrior for the turn.  I don't know how thta can happen.  All that
aside, you did well, but I just outskilled you.  I would not mind having that dance a
few more times. -- Skaven

Blitzwing -- You were definately the better warrior.  I bow to you. -- Khan

Oz -- You must be a good luck charm for me.  You mentioned the graduation and POOF, I
get the invitation.  Got any more words of wisdom or lottery numbers for me? --
Skaven

All -- I will be out of the arena once the Turf War is over for a few months.  I am
headed out to the "Real World."  I guess I can no longer be a member of Club Fed in
future TWs.  I am headed to the San Antonio/Austin area in Tx.  Anyone hiring? --
Skaven

Yorl -- Fine!  If you want to go there, I'm not going to argue. -- No Bathroom

Jack B. Nimble -- I think we've done this before.  And you have proven too quick for
me both times. -- Brave New Rodent

Chris Matthews -- That's the way to beat me.  Don't stay out very long.  Because the
longer you're out, the more likely I'll find a way to make you feel my wrath. -- Ice
Wind

Faddle -- I KNOW I avoided your team.  Commission flunkees! -- Dog on the Loose

Time to try and pick up all the sticks and stones in the park. -- Assur

On this, the 2nd to last turn of the Turf War, I want to thank our moderators, Oz and
Darque, for their fine work running this contest. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STICKS AND STONES was butchered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAW RECRUIT was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NEIL CAVUTO was murdered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
OSKSI NIBBLE was killed by PIZZA VILLAIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was devastated by DUMBO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
RACHAEL MADDOW was demolished by ROOT WIZARD in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
SCALES was viciously subdued by RU BRINGER in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BUBBA GUMP was viciously subdued by JACK B. NIMBLE in a 6 minute competition.
PETIT JARDINIA vanquished RAVAGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WRATH was overpowered by YORL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING was overpowered by NORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DR. COX easily killed THUNDERCRACKER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
NORTON was demolished by CARLA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
NO BATHROOM subdued DRAGO KAZOV in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
DIRT BOGART was handily defeated by PAUL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HAM BURGLAR overpowered DING DONG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
FENCE was viciously subdued by ASTROTRAIN in a 19 minute master's Challenge bout.
KHAN was overpowered by BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CONVICTED BEEF overpowered WENDY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEPUTY FIFE handily defeated COBRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MIMI beat CLANCY in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE subdued EVIL ONE in a action packed 2 minute expert's Challenge bout.
EINSTEIN viciously subdued ZEKE in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
MAUL CHOLESTEROL was overpowered by ODOBAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered KILL IT X2 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
M. CHARDONNAY overpowered FIDDLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GLUTTONY was savagely defeated by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
CHRIS HAYES was viciously subdued by CHERRI BOMB in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LONELY TRUCHER was overpowered by FADDLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLOW BRICK overcame WHAT'D I SAY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FIRE ANT overpowered TEACUPS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DOG ON THE LOOSE beat BUGS in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
REBEL SCUM handily defeated YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DIAPER LEEK was viciously subdued by NK in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX outlasted ABRAMS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge match.
SLUG beat HAVOC in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
BREN DESILVA assassinated OH BOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CLOVER'S REVENGE unbelievably bested BUCK NAKED in a 5 minute Challenge match.
JOE SCARBOROUGH was vanquished by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHO NUFF demolished ROMULUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
BLIZZARD was beaten by FRASIER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
SLUGBAIT vanquished MY LITTLE GTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLITZWING lost to LEGION in a 2 minute bloody veteran's conflict.
PRACTICAL GENE savagely defeated THE CREEPSTER in a 2 minute expert's competition.
SKY PILOT was overpowered by SOULTAKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ACCUSER won victory over VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE in a 2 minute bout.
STARSCREAM overpowered QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WRAITH handily defeated LAKEFRONT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MASTER DARQUE subdued THE BOMB in a 2 minute conflict.
MERCADIO HILDAGO was executed by REBECCA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STING overpowered BRO'TOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SURFER JOE was bested by ICE WIND in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
MY LAST TWENTY bested GRIMHILD in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
BIKINI ATOLL savagely defeated MANOWAR in a 5 minute brutal brawl.
VOLUND savagely defeated FLY PIZZA PIE in a 3 minute bloody contest.
THE DARK ONE was beaten by CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 3 minute bout.
DEAD BULL vanquished GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SIZZLER was overpowered by MAGIC MIKE & IKE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PARA devastated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
TRINITY won victory over ARIAS in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
JINX was viciously subdued by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute gory amateur's bout.
ODIN AVERSSON was beaten by STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute gruesome novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY      105 -  93 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         LUNGING ATTACK   120 - 114 -  7      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         STRIKING ATTACK  128 - 122 - 12      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         BASHING ATTACK    71 -  72 -  5      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW       119 - 133 -  7      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  61 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  27 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  36 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   70 -  97 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  27 -  1      39  |

Turn 328 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     AIMED BLOW         8 - 10         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 11         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    FRASIER 6224               17  14  0  105 CHEERS (659)
LUNGING ATTACK   YORL 7153                  16   6  0  140 LES TURFISTES (727)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAUL 6861                  11   4  0  117 CHEERS (659)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        16   8  0  110 LES TURFISTES (727)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            16   9  0   92 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AIMED BLOW       HAM BURGLAR 7698            8   3  0   89 FAST FOOD (724)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      10   6  1   82 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-STRIKE     LEGION 7440                 9   3  0   80 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758               7   4  0   41 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         7   4  0   40 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446.  The ten other most popular fighters were EINSTEIN 7622, BUCK 
NAKED 7921, ABRAMS 7914, RU BRINGER 7510, CLANCY 7713, ENCORE DEBOUT 7788, BUGS 7737, 
MY LAST TWENTY 7793, CHERRI BOMB 7716, and PRACTICAL GENE 7349.

The least popular fighter this week was FENCE 7498.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ASTROTRAIN 7352, TEN TRICK'S EX 7878, ODIN AVERSSON 7968, SIZZLER 7885, 
GAUTREK 7666, THE DARK ONE 7747, BRO'TOR 7546, MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895, LAKEFRONT 7714, 
and QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SLUGBAIT (47-6329) I HATE THEM (597)
BLIZZARD (47-7119) FAST FOOD (724)
WRATH (47-7428) OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)