DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2013    Duedate: 07/01/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-329

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FRASIER
CHEERS (659)
(47-6224) [18-14-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FRASIER                        POSITION IS EMPTY
CHEERS (659)                   
(47-6224) [18-14-0,122]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           ODOBAN
CHEERS (659)                   ERRATA! (760)
(47-6227) [11-20-1,89]         (47-7715) [5-7-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHEERS (659)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HORNY GOAT X (750)          42
2. DARQUE FORCES (396)         38      SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
3. STAFF OF LIFE (32)          29      Unchartered Team
4. OBG! (765)                  28
5. LAND OF OZ (217)            27       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      36  21  1 63.2   1/ 1 CHEERS (659)             12  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         706 438 24 61.7   2/ 2 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)  10  4 2
 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     257 174 22 59.6   3/17 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
 4- 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       71  49  3 59.2   4/12 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     9  6 0
 5- 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   367 254 27 59.1   5/ 8 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     8  4 0
 6/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     57  41  3 58.2   6/ 6 I HATE THEM (597)         8  6 0
 7/ 9 BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)     38  29  3 56.7   7/ 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        8  6 0
 8/ 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        78  60  5 56.5   8- 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       7  3 1
 9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         820 633 43 56.4   9/14 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  5 1
10/15 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   32  27  3 54.2  10/10 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  6 0
11-13 FAST FOOD (724)           81  69  2 54.0  11/18 ERRATA! (760)             7  8 0
12/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)      47  41  3 53.4  12/19 NUKE TEST (769)           6  7 0
13/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)      256 227 19 53.0  13/16 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      6  7 0
14/16 I HATE THEM (597)         95  86  2 52.5  14/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  8 0
15/17 OBG! (765)                31  29  4 51.7  15/ 3 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  9 1
16/18 CHEERS (659)              76  76  5 50.0  16/21 OBG! (765)                6  9 0
17/ 0 HORNY GOAT X (750)        25  25  2 50.0  17-15 FAST FOOD (724)           5  3 0
18-20 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      89  94  9 48.6  18-13 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    5  4 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   28  33  0 45.9  19-11 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  5  5 0
20-22 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  29  35  0 45.3  20/ 0 HORNY GOAT X (750)        3  0 0
21/21 MSNBC (755)               28  35  1 44.4  21-20 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      3  7 0
22/23 ERRATA! (760)             27  34  0 44.3  22/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   3  9 0
23-24 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    21  28  2 42.9  23/22 MSNBC (755)               3 11 0
24/25 NUKE TEST (769)           23  34  1 40.4  24/23 TEAM TOONS (764)          3 11 0
25/26 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       211 328 19 39.1  25/25 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         3 12 0
26-27 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     38  65  3 36.9  26-24 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     2  8 0
27/28 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         28  62  2 31.1  27-26 SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)    1  4 0
28/29 TEAM TOONS (764)          17  39  1 30.4  28/29 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TWVIII Round 11 Summary and Scores (ONE TO GO!!!!!!!)

* LBA+ wins round 11 with 24 points extending their hold on 2nd place.
* Twelve no-play teams out of thirty-four (63 of 374 to date) Dishonored commitments!
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)
 1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
    record.
 2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
    out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
 3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
    beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
 4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a
    kill, with a 4-1-1-0.
 5. RND 5 cert goes to Fast Foods (Madwand) whose 5-0-1 beat out another 5-0.
 6. RND 6 cert winner = Shewish Buffet (OAB) whose 4-1-1 was best of the four 4-1's.
 7. RND 7 cert winner = I Hate Them (Rillion) with a 5-0-0.
 8. RND 8 cert winner = (Otis) Cheers with a 5-0-0.
 9. RND 9 cert winner = (Assur) Bash Bros Park 5-0-1, beating out Khisanth's 5-0-0
    (By killing his own alliance mate!  How crass!)
10. RND 10 cert winner = Rascally Rabbit (Willburys 47) beating two other 4-1-0's
    with a kill for a 4-1-1.
11. RND 11 cert winner is Otis (Cheers with a 5-0-1.
* Otto X (39) has roared into 1st place with accume fight points.
* OAB has squeezed past Oz with most accume team wins =34.
* Madwand's Fast Food (77) and teammate Otto X's Ottodrome (72) lead team accume pts
* M*AMBO is the accume style point leader at a whopping 62.
* Leading with most alliance kills is M*MBO (Master Darque) at 7.

ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
          Round Points    Fight     Style Participate  Team To Date
M*MBO     +7    -2/80      4/62      4/44    1/36           +222
LBA+     +24    15/78      6/22      3/39    0/31           +170
OFLB     +11     4/38      2/44      4/43    1/25           +150
BOB       +8     3/3       2/16      3/42    0/14            +75
LOL       -3    -5/-23     0/14      2/35    0/14            +40
GSVOP     -2    -8/-60     2/8       3/33    1/16             -3
FED      -10   -12/-81     0/28      2/30    0/6             -17
SHIV       0     0/-25     0/0       0/9     0/2             -14
PMS      -16   -18/-108    0/2       2/35    0/9             -62

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 11)    Record       fi/st/tm/TOT   TOTAL RECORD  TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT

M*MBO (Master Darque) 10-9-0-2      -2/4/5/7       118-94-7-19    80/62/80/222
Fast Food (Madwand)    1-3-0-0      -2/2/1/1        29-22-1-2     36/30/11/77
Darque Forces (MD)     2-3-0-1      -5/2/1/-2       30-23-2-6     12/8/11/31
Bubba's TW(Bubba)      4-1-0-0       2/0/1/3        30-24-2-5     -7/2/11/6
Ottodrome (Otto X)     3-2-0-1       3/0/1/4        29-25-2-6     39/22/11/72
ALLIANCE Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/36

OFLB (Mannequin)      10-8-1-0       4/2/5/11      114-87-6-6     38/44/68/150
Land Of Oz (Oz)        1-3-0-0      -4/0/1/-3       33-18-0-1     20/4/11/35
2ndBananas (Mann)      3-1-0-0       7/0/1/8        24-21-1-1      6/12/10/28
Le Turfistes (LP)      4-1-0-0       4/2/1/7        32-23-2-0      9/22/11/42
Mystic(Slugbait)       2-3-1-0      -3/0/1/-2       25-25-2-4      3/6/11/20
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/25

LBA+ (Assur)          12-3-1-2      15/6/3/24      115-74-5-2     78/22/70/170
Shewish (OAB)          3-2-0-1       5/0/1/6        34-16-1-2     33/2/11/46
Horny G (Grimm)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        17-15-1-3      5/0/6/11
Cheers (Otis)          5-0-1-0       8/4/1/13       31-23-2-0     23/6/11/40
Bash Bro (Assur)       4-1-0-1       2/2/1/5        33-16-1-2     17/14/11/42
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0             0/0/0/31

GVSOP (Howlin Wolf)    5-9-0-0      -8/2/4/-2       64-95-6-3    -60/8/49/-3
Nuke (Malaquar)        3-1-0-0       3/0/1/4        21-31-1-3    -22/0/11/-11
OBG (Howlin Wolf)      0-5-0-0     -10/0/1/-9       27-28-4-0     -5/2/11/8
TeamToons (Baron B)    2-3-0-0      -1/2/1/2        16-31-1-0    -33/6/11/-16
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                0/0/1/16

LOL Stormlord)         5-4-0-0      -5/0/2/-3       84-85-0-5    -23/14/49/40
Alaska (Stormlord)     0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        21-24-0-1     -4/14/9/19
Errata (JE)            3-2-0-0       2/0/1/3        24-31-0-0    -13/0/11/-2
Kadath (Reaper)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        10-8-0-2       1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth)    2-2-0-0      -7/0/1/-6       29-22-0-2     -7/0/11/4
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/14

SHIV (Uncle D)         0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        14-27-0-1    -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle)    0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         9-9-0-0       2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo)  0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         1-7-0-0      -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander)   0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         4-11-0-1    -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/2

PMS (Deep Thought)     1-9-0-1     -18/0/2/-16      70-101-3-8  -108/2/44/-62
Nanas (The Mun)        0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        22-22-2-3    -23/0/9/-14
Friends (Scruffy)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         8-10-1-0     -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)   1-4-0-0      -4/0/1/-3       16-39-0-1    -41/2/11/-28
MSNBC (Deep T)         0-5-0-1     -14/0/1/-13      24-28-0-4    -39/0/11/-28
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/9

BOB (TGG)              8-6-1-1       3/2/3/2       108-99-5-11     3/16/56/75
I Hate (Rillion)       2-3-0-0       1/0/1/2        29-21-0-0     13/14/10/37
Satan's (tDO)          0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        21-28-2-8    -19/0/10/-9
Willbury's (RR)        3-2-1-1       1/0/1/2        29-25-3-3     -7/0/11/4
Lurocian (TGG)         3-1-0-0       1/2/1/4        29-23-0-0     16/2/11/29
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                    0/0/1/14

FED (Vae Victus)       3-7-0-0     -12/0/2/-10      61-87-1-11   -81/28/36/-17
Obsidian (Skaven)      0-5-0-0     -12/0/1/-11      22-32-1-0    -28/20/11/3
Devil's (Lucifer)      0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0         2-8-0-3      -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV)          0-0-0-0       0/0/0/0        11-19-0-0    -25/8/6/-11
RMWP (Glitter)         3-2-0-0       0/0/1/1        26-28-0-8    -19/0/11/-8
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0//6

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Suzy Suicide, Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely Truchor

This summary was brought to you by Turf War Moderators Oz The All-Ancient and Winning
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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 334): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 315): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): DUM BULL of THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 260): HOPE of MERC'D MAFIA (Centauri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 334): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 315): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 260): BAD GUYS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
                              ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
                   (turn 78): SAM TALL of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hail, North fork!!!

     My, how I've yearned to say that.  It's been a long hard road, but we finally
got someone from Cheers on the throne.  Who would have guessed it would be the mild
mannered psychologist up here first.  I figured it would have been Carla for sure, as
her nasty temperament suits any style of combat.  Of course everyone at Cheers
laughed when I was the first to volunteer for Otis the Drunk's hair brained adventure
to this land of brutality.  What better way to rekindle the fires of youth and
declare your manhood than to grab a weapon and beat the living daylights out of
someone.  Not to mention, getting the hell away from two ex wives and a certifiable
blond.  Now hopefully I can move on to the Isle before Otis lets any of them know
where I am at and they come to hound me further.  Tata till next time.

Dr. Frasier Crane

P.S.  The couch is always open if any of you feel the need to talk about your anger
issues or any ill effects of this brutal lifestyle.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, NORTH FORK?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Swinging Aardvark and join DARQUE FORCES' celebration over their good record this 
turn.  3rd place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BASH BROS PARK has 
fallen to 15th place after going 1-4-1 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for SERPENTS HOLD 200, who went 0-4-0 and dropped 
13 into 22nd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Now let's all watch SECOND 
BANANAS' heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, 
big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MIGHTY MANFRED win a fight 
and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MIGHTY MANFRED beat COBRA and COBRA lost 18 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, NORTH FORK 
may be getting bland, as FRASIER stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  SHEWISH BUFFET was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was OTTODROME TW.  Ha 
ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, ACCUSER was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to 
ASTROTRAIN of DARQUE FORCES for challenging up by 22 to JACK B. NIMBLE.  ASTROTRAIN 
won to get 105 points of recognition.  And we have YELLOW BRICK in a challenge, going 
down 9 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought YELLOW BRICK showed great skill 
and promise when he bested SCALES.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Gee, SHEWISH BUFFET, ain't it past due for 
sending CONVICTED BEEF Dark Arena?  What took ol' '9-2-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha 
ha!  And sending CONVICTED BEEF to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your 
better ideas, SHEWISH BUFFET?  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone 
else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  M. CHARDONNAY's 7-4-0 has earned him the Dark 
Arena.  BASH BROS PARK has cause to pause today, as DOG ON THE LOOSE was sent to the 
Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  Three down, 
and one turn to go for BUBBA'S TW ARMY to call in the bloodfeud against JACK B. 
NIMBLE, else ALEX TREBEK is but small history.  A big yahoo goes out to TRINITY this 
turn, for revenging NUKE TEST's bloodfeud against ROYAL FLUSH's warrior QUEEN OF THE 
SOUTH.  Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRASIER 6224                 18  14  0   122       CHEERS (659)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YORL 7153                    16   6  0   140       LES TURFISTES (727)
 PAUL 6861                    12   4  0   120       CHEERS (659)
 DR. COX 7009                 14   7  2   112       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PETIT JARDINIA 7154          16   8  0   110       LES TURFISTES (727)
 CARLA 6225                   16  15  1   108       CHEERS (659)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              17   9  0   105       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  13  1    99       OTTODROME TW (728)
-RAVAGE 7061                  17  20  2    97       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          14   9  1    96       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LEGION 7440                  10   3  0    96       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORM 6227                    11  20  1    89       CHEERS (659)
-HAM BURGLAR 7698              8   3  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
 NO BATHROOM 7764             16   5  1    86       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768              9   2  0    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DIRT BOGART 7430             11   8  2    83       LES TURFISTES (727)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            9   3  0    83       OBG! (765)
-DRAGO KAZOV 7100             16  19  1    80       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 DING DONG 7516               14   5  1    79       LAND OF OZ (217)
 STARSCREAM 7419              13  11  0    79       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 WRAITH 6587                  12   9  2    78       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        10   7  1    77       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SOULTAKER 5455               15  13  0    75       I HATE THEM (597)
 VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      7   1  1    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 FADDLE 7897                   5   0  0    75       OTTODROME TW (728)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        8   5  1    72       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 EXPOSED 7595                  8   2  1    71       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           14  10  0    69       I HATE THEM (597)
 ACCUSER 6589                 12   8  0    69       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 BLITZWING 7371               10  14  1    69       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 NORTON 7010                  12  12  0    68       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           14   5  0    66       I HATE THEM (597)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581            7   4  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              6   6  0    63       ERRATA! (760)
 MIMI 7450                     8   6  0    62       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FENCE 7498                   12   9  0    61       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           8   4  0    61       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MILK STOUT 7594               4   4  0    60       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 EVIL ONE 6586                11   9  1    59       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHAN 7503                    11   9  1    56       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 SKY PILOT 7769                8   4  2    56       OBG! (765)
 CLANCY 7713                   5   7  0    56       ERRATA! (760)
 EINSTEIN 7622                 8   5  0    54       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 REBECCA 7789                  7   5  2    54       CHEERS (659)
 WITCHCRAZE 5201               5   4  1    54       DARQUE FORCES (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE HARDWARE 7492             9   8  0    53       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           7   5  0    53       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         8   3  1    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 STING 7656                    7   3  0    52       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            7   4  0    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
-RU BRINGER 7510               5   6  1    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
 KILL IT X2 7920               3   2  1    52       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-WENDY 7552                    7   7  1    50       FAST FOOD (724)
-ASP 7591                      6   3  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           6   8  0    49       MSNBC (755)
-BRO'TOR 7546                  7  13  0    46       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             7   5  0    46       NUKE TEST (769)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                6   6  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
 TEACUPS 7790                 10   2  0    45       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
-FIRE ANT 7830                 6   4  0    45       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 ZEKE 7584                     8   6  0    44       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BREN DESILVA 7894             5   1  1    43       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              5   7  0    43       MSNBC (755)
 SURFER JOE 7770               7   5  1    42       OBG! (765)
 COBRA 7704                    7   5  0    39       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             6   2  0    39       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ODOBAN 7715                   5   7  0    39       ERRATA! (760)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             4   8  1    39       OBG! (765)
 BUGS 7737                     3   9  0    39       TEAM TOONS (764)
 ROOT WIZARD 7660              6   6  1    38       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-BULL LONEY 7804               6   4  0    38       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           5   7  0    38       MSNBC (755)
 GAUTREK 7666                  7   9  0    37       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 ICE WIND 7758                 7   5  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DEAD BULL 7855                4   3  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657         4   7  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-GLUTTONY 7539                 9   9  0    36       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-AXEMAN EWING 7808             5   5  0    36       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 DUMBO 7791                    6   6  2    35       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONELY TRUCHER 7724          10   2  0    33       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 CLOVER'S REVENGE 7915         4   1  0    33       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 TRINITY 7923                  3   2  0    33       NUKE TEST (769)
 YRSA 7671                     7  11  0    32       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BUBBA GUMP 7852               5   4  0    32       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 6  12  0    30       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       5   3  2    30       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VOLUND 7670                   5  13  1    29       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 REBEL SCUM 7843               4   6  0    29       OTTODROME TW (728)
 NK 7800                       4   8  0    28       NUKE TEST (769)
-MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         3   0  1    28       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   6  0    27       I HATE THEM (597)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725            4   2  0    26       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 THE BOMB 7883                 3   4  0    26       NUKE TEST (769)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        3   9  0    26       TEAM TOONS (764)
 SUBTERFUGE 7961               2   0  0    26       BUBBA'S TW ARMY (754)
-FLY PIZZA PIE 7646            5   6  0    25       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 SCALES 7833                   5   6  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 OLD N BITTER 7851             4   2  0    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 PARA 7767                     5   7  0    24       ERRATA! (760)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERALD CITY 7896             2   1  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           3   0  0    22       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PUNCH THEM DOGIES 7877        2   3  0    21       SATAN'S RANCHERS (770)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1  11  0    20       TEAM TOONS (764)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   3  0    19       HORNY GOAT X (750)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIAPER LEEK 7887              3   2  1    18       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SHO NUFF 7944                 2   0  0    18       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-SLUG 7841                     3   5  0    16       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 FIDDLE 7898                   3   2  0    15       OTTODROME TW (728)
-ABRAMS 7914                   2   2  0    14       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-BUCK NAKED 7921               2   2  0    13       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-MANOWAR 7871                  1   5  0    12       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 CO-OP GARDENER 7972           1   0  0    11       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-SIZZLER 7885                  1   5  0     8       FAST FOOD (724)
 JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922          1   4  0     7       MSNBC (755)
-HAVOC 7942                    1   1  0     4       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-ROMULUS 7943                  0   2  0     2       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            0   2  0     2       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-JINX 7951                     0   1  0     1       TEAM TOONS (764)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               0   1  0     1       NUKE TEST (769)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
INFESTED 7981           0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   ROYAL PAIN            329  NONE
ALEX TREBEK 7624        9  4 1 BUBBA'S TW ARMY 754  JACK B. NIMBLE 7446   326   
CARNIVOROUS FROG        0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 329  NONE
THUNDERCRACKER 7467     9  9 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DR. COX 7009          328   
AVER 7667               3 12 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      DIAPER LEEK 7887      327   
KRYSTAL BALL 7884       3  2 1 MSNBC 755            DUMBO 7791            327   
LOS ALAMOS 7801         3  6 0 NUKE TEST 769        QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 326  JUST REVENGED
DA1 7982                0  1 0 OBG! 765             WINGED MONKEY         329  NONE
OH BOY 7746             3  8 0 OBG! 765             BREN DESILVA 7894     328   
HORNET 7842             3  3 0 REAL MEN WEAR PI 757 SKY PILOT 7769        325  NOT REVENGED
ARIAS 7947              0  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 PIZZA VILLAIN         329  NONE
RATTLER 7654            3  7 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 RU BRINGER 7510       327   
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582     6  4 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 326   
CONVICTED BEEF 7578     9  3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   FLUSH THE JOHN        329  NONE
M. CHARDONNAY 7687      7  5 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   ROYAL PAIN            329  NONE
SNACK 7974              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   FOEFANA BANANA        329  NONE
BIG LUG 7970            0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     FRENCH FRYER          329  NONE
CONAN 7969              0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     FRENCH FRYER          329  NONE
CROWD PLEASER 7971      0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     BANANA SPLIT          329  NONE
GET IN THERE! 7973      0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     FRENCH FRYER          329  NONE
MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895   3  2 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 768 REBECCA 7789          328   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- It was fun.  Thanks for the memories. -- Oz The All-Thankful (speaking of TW8)

OFLB Partners -- We tried hard, but were found wanting.  A salute to you all. -- Oz
The All-Appreciative

Skaven -- My "advice"
   1. Never trust a Wicked Witch
   2. Quit your day job.
   3. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
     Oz The All-Helpful

Einstein -- You were trying to hurt me!  That wasn't nice. -- Zeke

Astrotrain -- I guess a few posts and a couple of rails didn't slow you down, eh? --
Fence

Ham Burglar -- You sneak! -- Ding Dong

What I'd Say -- Perhaps no one is listening?  Thanks for the fun and the great big W.
-- Yellow Brick

See y'all in 6-9 months for TW9! -- Oz The All-Anticipating

Buck Naked -- Put something on, will ya?  Apparently, something pink?  (And go tap
that somewhere else!) -- First-Person Slasher

Bubba Gump -- You showed some Bubbaguts with that challenge, but we thought maybe
you'd use more Bubbabrains with your training on said challenge.  Oh, wait!  I guess
you can now. -- Jack B. Nimble

Norm -- How did a guy with such a large a bar stool roof get to be so elusive? --
Chicken a la King

Evil One -- In my world, we'd call you The Home Despot. -- Ace Hardware

Abrams -- With a name like that, we thought you'd hold out a bit longer. -- Ten
Trick's Ex

Starscream -- Okay, I get it, your boss organizes a little Turf War, and in return
the MUGS give you guys all the favourable matchups.  Might just try it sometime. --
Queen of the South

We declare Convicted Beef to be our Champion for the Turf War. -- Shewish Buffet

Drago Kazov -- That must have been embarrassing, having an accident like that when
there was no other place to go. -- No Bathroom

Khan -- I'm laughing at the superior intellect. -- Brave New Rodent

Bugs -- No more will you have to worry about that loose dog.  I'm putting it down. --
Assur

Surfer Joe -- Sometimes, the weather is too bad to surf. -- Ice Wind

Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Bash Bros Park declares Dog on the
Loose as Champion. -- Assur

I declare Convicted Beef of Shewish Buffet to be my Champion for the Turf War. -- One
Armed Bandit

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CONVICTED BEEF was butchered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
M. CHARDONNAY was butchered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DOG ON THE LOOSE savagely slew CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 13 minute Dark Arena melee.
ARIAS was dispatched by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
GET IN THERE! was butchered by FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BIG LUG was murdered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
SNACK was dispatched by FOEFANA BANANA in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was executed by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CROWD PLEASER was assassinated by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
INFESTED was slaughtered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CONAN was slaughtered by FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
WITCHCRAZE was overpowered by DR. COX in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
TRINITY overpowered QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
ASTROTRAIN slimly won victory over JACK B. NIMBLE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
BLITZWING was devastated by DEPUTY FIFE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STARSCREAM viciously subdued NORTON in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge fight.
PRACTICAL GENE devastated SOULTAKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHICKEN A LA KING was bested by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FADDLE devastated FENCE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
DING DONG luckily beat ACCUSER in a popular 3 minute bloody veteran's Challenge bout.
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE devastated EINSTEIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KILL IT X2 savagely defeated ZEKE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
BIKINI ATOLL slimly won victory over ICE WIND in a popular 9 minute Challenge contest.
REBEL SCUM was overpowered by RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CLOVER'S REVENGE luckily beat NK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
YELLOW BRICK savagely defeated SCALES in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
EMERALD CITY viciously subdued MIGHTY MANFRED in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
BUBBA GUMP luckily beat THE BOMB in a action packed 9 minute Challenge competition.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated FIDDLE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
FRASIER overpowered NO BATHROOM in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided Title match.
CARLA overpowered BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NORM was overcome by LEGION in a action packed 2 minute master's match.
PAUL overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WRAITH demolished REBECCA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EXPOSED handily defeated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKY PILOT was subdued by THE CREEPSTER in a 2 minute conflict.
ACE HARDWARE was demolished by MASTER DARQUE in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
STING was unbelievably bested by MIMI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
CHERRI BOMB overcame CHRIS HAYES in a 2 minute duel.
COBRA was overpowered by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLANCY vanquished DUMBO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LAKEFRONT demolished VOLUND in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ODOBAN was unbelievably bested by TEACUPS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal fight.
BUGS slimly lost to EVIL ONE in a exciting 3 minute brutal master's melee.
ROOT WIZARD was overpowered by MILK STOUT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MY LAST TWENTY vanquished PARA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SURFER JOE handily defeated YRSA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GAUTREK vanquished THE DARK ONE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BREN DESILVA handily defeated CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRIMHILD was demolished by WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX outwaited ODIN AVERSSON in a unpopular 9 minute contest.
OLD N BITTER overpowered JOE SCARBOROUGH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TSAR BOMBA was demolished by CO-OP GARDENER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         TOTAL PARRY      104 -  92 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         BASHING ATTACK    70 -  68 -  5      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         LUNGING ATTACK   110 - 107 -  7      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK  121 - 119 - 11      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  60 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  26 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW       108 - 130 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   67 -  85 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  33 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  24 -  1      41  |

Turn 329 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 10         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    FRASIER 6224               18  14  0  122 CHEERS (659)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAUL 6861                  12   4  0  120 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CARLA 6225                 16  15  1  108 CHEERS (659)
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            17   9  0  105 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK   PRACTICAL GENE 7349        14  13  1   99 OTTODROME TW (728)
PARRY-STRIKE     LEGION 7440                10   3  0   96 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEPUTY FIFE 7768            9   2  0   86 SECOND BANANAS (573)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY LITTLE GTO 7745          9   3  0   83 OBG! (765)
AIMED BLOW       SOULTAKER 5455             15  13  0   75 I HATE THEM (597)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         8   4  0   61 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ODOBAN 7715.  The ten other most popular fighters were STING 7656, THE BOMB 7883, 
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446, ACCUSER 6589, YELLOW BRICK 7864, KILL IT X2 7920, BUGS 7737, ICE 
WIND 7758, SUBTERFUGE 7961, and FRASIER 6224.

The least popular fighter this week was TEN TRICK'S EX 7878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756, BUBBA GUMP 7852, ODIN AVERSSON 7968, 
TSAR BOMBA 7975, GRIMHILD 7668, CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741, YRSA 7671, PARA 7767, ROOT 
WIZARD 7660, and VOLUND 7670.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FRASIER (47-6224) CHEERS (659)