DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/02/2013    Duedate: 07/29/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-330

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEGION
LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
(47-7440) [11-3-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEGION                         POSITION IS EMPTY
LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)          
(47-7440) [11-3-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           NORM
CHEERS (659)                   CHEERS (659)
(47-6227) [11-21-1,77]         (47-6227) [11-21-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA! (760)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JOMSVIKINGS (756)           47
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            46      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)        45      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)     42
5. I HATE THEM (597)           41      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      36  21  1 63.2   1/11 ERRATA! (760)            10  5 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         710 438 24 61.8   2/ 1 CHEERS (659)              9  6 1
 3- 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     257 174 22 59.6   3/ 2 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   8  5 1
 4- 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       71  49  3 59.2   4/10 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  5 0
 5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   369 256 27 59.0   5/ 5 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     7  5 0
 6/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     58  44  3 56.9   6/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  6 0
 7- 8 OTTODROME TW (728)        78  60  5 56.5   7/ 6 I HATE THEM (597)         7  6 0
 8/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         821 636 43 56.3   8/15 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  7 1
 9/10 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   34  29  3 54.0   9- 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      6  2 1
10/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)      49  43  3 53.3  10/12 NUKE TEST (769)           6  8 0
11/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      258 228 19 53.1  11/25 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         6  9 0
12/11 FAST FOOD (724)           81  72  2 52.9  12/16 OBG! (765)                6  9 0
13/14 I HATE THEM (597)         97  88  2 52.4  13- 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        5  4 0
14/15 OBG! (765)                34  31  4 52.3  14/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  9 0
15-17 HORNY GOAT X (750)        25  25  2 50.0  15- 8 LES TURFISTES (727)       4  1 0
16/ 0*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  10  10  0 50.0  16-13 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      4  5 0
17/16 CHEERS (659)              77  80  5 49.0  17/18 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    4  5 0
18/18 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      92  96 10 48.9  18/24 TEAM TOONS (764)          4  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 ERRATA! (760)             31  35  0 47.0  19-20 HORNY GOAT X (750)        3  0 0
20/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   30  35  1 46.2  20-19 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  3  2 0
21-20 REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)  29  35  0 45.3  21/21 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      3  7 1
22/21 MSNBC (755)               28  40  1 41.2  22/22 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   3  9 1
23/25 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       212 332 20 39.0  23/28 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        2  8 1
24/24 NUKE TEST (769)           24  38  1 38.7  24/17 FAST FOOD (724)           1  6 0
25-26 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     38  65  3 36.9  25/23 MSNBC (755)               1 13 0
26/27 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         32  63  2 33.7  26-26 GLORY DISCIPLES (744)     0  5 0
27/28 TEAM TOONS (764)          18  42  1 30.0  27/ 0*WILD THINGS 2 (777)       0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Skaven slowly paces in a large, empty hall.  This hollow, echoing chamber once
held the other members of Club Fed.  There was once merry making an laughter that
filled the chamber with camraderie.
     Through time, the others fell away.  Lucifer drifted from the hall to other
interests.  We were three strong and could carry on.  We persevered.
     Vae Victus fell prey to the mechanations of vengeful individuals.  Only two
remained.  We were leaderless and yet we persevered.
     Glitterboy became mired in the abyss of our lacale.  He disappeared an no longer
was a member.  One remained.  Only one to continue.
     Skaven has bided his time and shall collect his stable of gladiators and shall
manage them from a new location.  The hall shall now stand empty.  club Fed is now
but a shadow that can be remembered fondly.  Though once proud, Club Fed is now a
hollow memory of times past.

I salute all the members that thave fallen away.  All of us.

          TWVIII Round 11 Summary and Scores (ONE TO GO!!!!!!!)

* LBA+ wins round 11 with 24 points extending their hold on 2nd place.
* Twelve no-play teams out of thirty-four (63 of 374 to date) Dishonored commitments!
* Best team W/L of the round results: (must fight all five)
 1. RND 1 Darque Forces (Master Darque) wins the round one cert with the only 5-0-0-0
    record.
 2. RND 2 OBG (Howlin Wolf) wins the round two cert with a 4-1-1-0, winning on kills
    out of a tie amongst seven teams at 4-1.
 3. RND 3 Willburys 47 (Rascally Rabbit) wins the cert on kills with a 4-1-1-0,
    beating out five others with 4-1-0-0.
 4. RDN 4 Le Turfistes (Le Pentarque) wins the cert, beating out two others on a
kill, with a 4-1-1-0.
 5. RND 5 cert goes to Fast Foods (Madwand) whose 5-0-1 beat out another 5-0.
 6. RND 6 cert winner = Shewish Buffet (OAB) whose 4-1-1 was best of the four 4-1's.
 7. RND 7 cert winner = I Hate Them (Rillion) with a 5-0-0.
 8. RND 8 cert winner = (Otis) Cheers with a 5-0-0.
 9. RND 9 cert winner = (Assur) Bash Bros Park 5-0-1, beating out Khisanth's 5-0-0
    (By killing his own alliance mate!  How crass!)
10. RND 10 cert winner = Rascally Rabbit (Willburys 47) beating two other 4-1-0s with
    a kill for a 4-1-1.
11. RND 11 cert winner is Otis (Cheers with a 5-0-1.
* Otto X (39) has roared into 1st place with accume fight points.
* OAB has squeezed past Oz with most accume team wins =34.
* Madwand's Fast Food (77) and teammate Otto X's Ottodrome (72) lead team accume pts.
* M*AMBO is the accume style point leader at a whopping 62.
* Leading with most alliance kills is M*MBO (Master Darque) at 7.

ALLIANCE SCORES (Round scores/total score)
          Round Points    Fight    Style Participate      Team           To Date
M*MBO          +7         -2/80     4/62     4/44         1/36            +222
LBA+          +24         15/78     6/22     3/39         0/31            +170
OFLB          +11          4/38     2/44     4/43         1/25            +150
BOB            +8          3/3      2/16     3/42         0/14             +75
LOL            -3         -5/-23    0/14     2/35         0/14             +40
GSVOP          -2         -8/-60    2/8      3/33         1/16              -3
FED           -10        -12/-81    0/28     2/30         0/6              -17
SHIV            0          0/-25    0/0      0/9          0/2              -14
PMS           -16        -18/-108   0/2      2/35         0/9              -62

Fi=fight points; St=style/DM points; Tm=team participate/tournament pts
TEAM SCORES(RND 11)    Record       fi/st/tm/TOT   TOTAL RECORD  TOT FI/ST/TM/TOT

M*MBO (Master Darque)  10-9-0-2     -2/4/5/7        118-94-7-19    80/62/80/222
Fast Food (Madwand)     1-3-0-0     -2/2/1/1         29-22-1-2     36/30/11/77
Darque Forces (MD)      2-3-0-1     -5/2/1/-2        30-23-2-6     12/8/11/31
Bubba's TW(Bubba)       4-1-0-0      2/0/1/3         30-24-2-5     -7/2/11/6
Ottodrome (Otto X)      3-2-0-1      3/0/1/4         29-25-2-6     39/22/11/72
ALLIANCE Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/36

OFLB (Mannequin)       10-8-1-0      4/2/5/11       114-87-6-6     38/44/68/150
Land Of Oz (Oz)         1-3-0-0     -4/0/1/-3        33-18-0-1     20/4/11/35
2ndBananas (Mann)       3-1-0-0      7/0/1/8         24-21-1-1      6/12/10/28
Le Turfistes (LP)       4-1-0-0      4/2/1/7         32-23-2-0      9/22/11/42
Mystic(Slugbait)        2-3-1-0     -3/0/1/-2        25-25-2-4      3/6/11/20
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1              0/0/1/25

LBA+ (Assur)           12-3-1-2     15/6/3/24       115-74-5-2     78/22/70/170
Shewish (OAB)           3-2-0-1      5/0/1/6         34-16-1-2     33/2/11/46
Horny G (Grimm)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         17-15-1-3      5/0/6/11
Cheers (Otis)           5-0-1-0      8/4/1/13        31-23-2-0     23/6/11/40
Bash Bro (Assur)        4-1-0-1      2/2/1/5         33-16-1-2     17/14/11/42
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0             0/0/0/31

GVSOP (Howlin Wolf)     5-9-0-0     -8/2/4/-2        64-95-6-3    -60/8/49/-3
Nuke (Malaquar)         3-1-0-0      3/0/1/4         21-31-1-3    -22/0/11/-11
OBG (Howlin Wolf)       0-5-0-0    -10/0/1/-9        27-28-4-0     -5/2/11/8
TeamToons (Baron B)     2-3-0-0     -1/2/1/2         16-31-1-0    -33/6/11/-16
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                0/0/1/16

LOL Stormlord)          5-4-0-0     -5/0/2/-3        84-85-0-5    -23/14/49/40
Alaska (Stormlord)      0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         21-24-0-1     -4/14/9/19
Errata (JE)             3-2-0-0      2/0/1/3         24-31-0-0    -13/0/11/-2
Kadath (Reaper)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         10-8-0-2       1/0/4/5
Serpents (Khisanth)     2-2-0-0     -7/0/1/-6        29-22-0-2     -7/0/11/4
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/14

SHIV (Uncle D)          0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         14-27-0-1    -25/0/11/-14
Knight Club (Uncle)     0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          9-9-0-0       2/0/4/6
Undergrads (Mandingo)   0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          1-7-0-0      -7/0/2/-5
Thanatos (Alexander)    0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          4-11-0-1    -20/0/3/-17
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                     0/0/0/2

PMS (Deep Thought)      1-9-0-1    -18/0/2/-16       70-101-3-8  -108/2/44/-62
Nanas (The Mun)         0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         22-22-2-3   -23/0/9/-14
Friends (Scruffy)       0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          8-10-1-0    -5/0/4/-1
Jomsvikings (Sigurd)    1-4-0-0     -4/0/1/-3        16-39-0-1   -41/2/11/-28
MSNBC (Deep T)          0-5-0-1    -14/0/1/-13       24-28-0-4   -39/0/11/-28
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0/0/9

BOB (TGG)               8-6-1-1      3/2/3/2        108-99-5-11    3/16/56/75
I Hate (Rillion)        2-3-0-0      1/0/1/2         29-21-0-0    13/14/10/37
Satan's (tDO)           0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         21-28-2-8   -19/0/10/-9
Willbury's (RR)         3-2-1-1      1/0/1/2         29-25-3-3    -7/0/11/4
Lurocian (TGG)          3-1-0-0      1/2/1/4         29-23-0-0    16/2/11/29
Alliance Score                0/0/1/1                    0/0/1/14

FED (Vae Victus)        3-7-0-0    -12/0/2/-10       61-87-1-11  -81/28/36/-17
Obsidian (Skaven)       0-5-0-0    -12/0/1/-11       22-32-1-0   -28/20/11/3
Devil's (Lucifer)       0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0          2-8-0-3     -9/0/2/-7
Qeternum (VV)           0-0-0-0      0/0/0/0         11-19-0-0   -25/8/6/-11
RMWP (Glitter)          3-2-0-0      0/0/1/1         26-28-0-8   -19/0/11/-8
Alliance Score                0/0/0/0                 0/0//6

THE WARRIOR CHAMPIONS
Suzy Suicide, Ultima Regume, Gluttony, Dirt Bogart, Exposed, Lonely Truchor

This summary was brought to you by Turf War Moderators Oz The All-Ancient and Winning
Master Darque.

                                       Prizes

The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn.  (Tiebreakers are in
this order--kills, recognition points earned.)  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition.  It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates.  Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for 
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
            alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
        3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two
            skills per warrior.

        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
            fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must
            be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47).
        6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
           RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI.  The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Winners

(a)  Contact RSI (Lee) for the following
1. Renaming North Fork  
     M*MBO (Master Darque)
2. Renaming Dark Arena Monsters
     4 monsters - Master Darque
     2 monsters - Madwand
     2 monsters - Bubbaganoosh
     2 monsters - Otto X
3. Known Faves (see parameters above)
     1 warrior - Master Darque
     1 warrior - Madwand
     1 warrior - Bubbaganoosh
     1 warrior - Otto X
4. Skill bonus; three of +1 bonus potion (see parameters above)
     3 potions - Master Darque
     3 potions - Madwand
     3 potions - Bubbaganoosh
     3 potions - Otto X
5. Rollup certificates (2 each from RSI)
     Master Darque
     Madwand
     Bubbaganoosh
     Otto X
6. Endurance prize; one of +1 skill bonus (see parameters above)
Baron Bentsword    Howlin' Wolf    Malaquar         Rascally Rabbit
Bubbaganoosh       JE              Master Darque    Sigurd Fafnisbane
Deep Thought       Khisanth        Otto X           Skaven
Glitter Boy        Le Pentarque    Oz               The Greek Guy

(b) Certs to be mailed to captains from The Consortium
    56 certs to Master Darque for M*MBO
     3  certs to Master Darque (Madwand, Master Darque, Master Darque)
     4  certs to Assur (Otis, Otis, OAB, Assur)
     3  certs to TGG (Rillion, Rascally Rabbit, Rascally Rabbit)
     1  cert  to Howlin Wolf (Howlin Wolf)
     1  cert  to Oz (Le Pentarque)

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
                              ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  NORTH FORK 
watched with glee as CHEERS got knocked off top spot by ERRATA!!  You know what they 
say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  JOMSVIKINGS moved up 14 places, 
to 11th.  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave LES TURFISTES a 
0-0-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  What's with THE CREEPSTER?  He actually beat 
ROYAL FLUSH's JACK B. NIMBLE, and walked away with 27 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at I HATE THEM while they watched THE CREEPSTER clobber JACK B. 
NIMBLE.  He lost 22 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Another fighter (RAVAGE 17-21-2) challenged another Duelmaster (FRASIER 19-14-0).  
Life goes on.  RAVAGE was reminded on the sands why FRASIER is Duelmaster.  I suppose 
you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  NORTH FORK thinks OTTODROME 
TW and their 78-60-5 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  In my 
day, no team with a 78-60-5 would scare me off!  What's the problem, ROYAL FLUSH?  
What do people see in SOULTAKER?  His 15-14-0?  I HATE THEM ain't talkin', but he's 
got 69 points.  Maybe OBSIDIAN ORDER's DRAGO KAZOV is one of those guys who likes 
pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 28 to 
CARLA.  DRAGO KAZOV did pretty good last week in beating CARLA to get 16 points.  Why 
did CARLA lose, you ask?  Simple:  it wasn't good enough.  Keep challenging up 28 
points, FENCE, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  NORM always accepts 
those kind of challenges...  NORM must not been fighting well, cause it lost to FENCE 
of LAND OF OZ.  Sometimes you just have a bad day where things get, um, mixed up.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if KHAN 
can return from the Dark Arena.  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the 
others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, MAUL CHOLESTEROL.  That's what a 4-7-0 
gets you.  COBRA looked pretty sick and surprised when it learned SERPENTS HOLD 200 
is sending it to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'it expect with a 7-5-0?  Sending a warrior to 
the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, FLY PIZZA 
PIE.  That's what a 5-6-0 gets you.  Who will dare fight SCALES, after it returned 
from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 6-6-1 is 49, and has it points) How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEGION 7440                  11   3  0   104       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YORL 7153                    16   6  0   140       LES TURFISTES (727)
-DR. COX 7009                 14   7  2   112       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PETIT JARDINIA 7154          16   8  0   110       LES TURFISTES (727)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352              17   9  0   105       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 NO BATHROOM 7764             17   5  1   103       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  13  1    99       OTTODROME TW (728)
 RAVAGE 7061                  17  21  2    98       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 CARLA 6225                   16  16  1    97       CHEERS (659)
 DRAGO KAZOV 7100             17  19  1    96       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           15  10  0    96       I HATE THEM (597)
 PAUL 6861                    12   5  0    94       CHEERS (659)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAM BURGLAR 7698              8   3  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        11   7  1    88       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DING DONG 7516               15   5  1    86       LAND OF OZ (217)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768              9   2  0    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           15   5  0    84       I HATE THEM (597)
-DIRT BOGART 7430             11   8  2    83       LES TURFISTES (727)
 FENCE 7498                   13   9  0    81       LAND OF OZ (217)
-STARSCREAM 7419              13  11  0    79       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 WRAITH 6587                  12  10  2    77       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 NORM 6227                    11  21  1    77       CHEERS (659)
 BLITZWING 7371               11  14  1    77       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      7   1  1    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-FADDLE 7897                   5   0  0    75       OTTODROME TW (728)
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          14  10  1    74       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745            9   4  0    73       OBG! (765)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   6  0    73       ERRATA! (760)
-CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        8   5  1    72       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-EXPOSED 7595                  8   2  1    71       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 SOULTAKER 5455               15  14  0    69       I HATE THEM (597)
-NORTON 7010                  12  12  0    68       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHAN 7503                    12   9  2    66       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 ACCUSER 6589                 12   9  0    65       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 SKY PILOT 7769                9   4  2    64       OBG! (765)
 SURFER JOE 7770               8   5  1    64       OBG! (765)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581            7   4  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            10   8  0    62       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MIMI 7450                     8   6  0    62       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 WITCHCRAZE 5201               6   4  1    61       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 EVIL ONE 6586                11  10  1    60       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 CLANCY 7713                   6   7  0    60       ERRATA! (760)
-MILK STOUT 7594               4   4  0    60       HORNY GOAT X (750)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STING 7656                    8   3  0    54       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             7   2  0    54       LAND OF OZ (217)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         8   3  1    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 GAUTREK 7666                  8   9  0    52       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            7   4  0    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
-RU BRINGER 7510               5   6  1    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
-WENDY 7552                    7   7  1    50       FAST FOOD (724)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASP 7591                      6   3  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MY LAST TWENTY 7793           7   6  0    49       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 SCALES 7833                   6   6  1    49       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             5   8  1    49       OBG! (765)
 TEACUPS 7790                 11   2  0    48       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 ZEKE 7584                     9   6  0    48       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DUMBO 7791                    7   6  2    48       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 YRSA 7671                     8  11  0    46       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 REBECCA 7789                  7   6  2    46       CHEERS (659)
-BRO'TOR 7546                  7  13  0    46       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 ODOBAN 7715                   6   7  0    46       ERRATA! (760)
-FIRE ANT 7830                 6   4  0    45       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 CHRIS HAYES 7695              5   8  0    44       MSNBC (755)
 GLUTTONY 7539                10   9  0    43       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995            3   1  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           8   5  0    42       TEAM TOONS (764)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 7  12  0    42       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           6   9  0    41       MSNBC (755)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        4   9  0    41       TEAM TOONS (764)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             7   6  0    39       NUKE TEST (769)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           5   8  0    39       MSNBC (755)
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         4   0  1    39       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ICE WIND 7758                 7   6  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                6   7  0    37       ERRATA! (760)
-DEAD BULL 7855                4   3  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 BUGS 7737                     3  10  0    37       TEAM TOONS (764)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               3   1  0    37       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 PARA 7767                     6   7  0    36       ERRATA! (760)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONELY TRUCHER 7724          10   2  0    33       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       5   4  2    31       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VOLUND 7670                   5  14  1    30       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BREN DESILVA 7894             5   2  1    30       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887              4   2  1    30       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   7  0    29       I HATE THEM (597)
-REBEL SCUM 7843               4   6  0    29       OTTODROME TW (728)
 NK 7800                       4   9  0    29       NUKE TEST (769)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725            4   2  0    26       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-OLD N BITTER 7851             4   2  0    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMERALD CITY 7896             2   1  0    23       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THE BOMB 7883                 3   5  0    22       NUKE TEST (769)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           1  12  0    21       TEAM TOONS (764)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           3   1  0    20       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-CLAM CHOWDAH 7998             2   2  0    20       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 TRINITY 7923                  3   3  0    19       NUKE TEST (769)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   3  0    19       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-SHO NUFF 7944                 2   0  0    18       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-ANGRY CLAM 7997               2   2  0    17       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-SLUG 7841                     3   5  0    16       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-FIDDLE 7898                   3   2  0    15       OTTODROME TW (728)
-ABRAMS 7914                   2   2  0    14       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-BUCK NAKED 7921               2   2  0    13       REAL MEN WEAR PINK (757)
-MANOWAR 7871                  1   5  0    12       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               1   1  0    11       NUKE TEST (769)
 DEFT PUNK 7999                1   0  1     7       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            1   2  0     7       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-HAVOC 7942                    1   1  0     4       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
-ROMULUS 7943                  0   2  0     2       GLORY DISCIPLES (744)
 PIRHANA 7964                  0   1  0     1       WILD THINGS 2 (777)
-JINX 7951                     0   1  0     1       TEAM TOONS (764)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAR 7966                     0   1  0     1       WILD THINGS 2 (777)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ABANDONED PIZZA 7984    0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   CARNIVOROUS FROG      330  NONE
CARNIVOROUS FROG        0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SCALES 7833           330  NONE
FRENCH FRYER            0  0 0 DARK ARENA           KHAN 7503             330  NONE
KILL IT X2 7920         3  3 1 DARQUE FORCES 396    WINGED MONKEY         330  NONE
THUNDERCRACKER 7467     9  9 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DR. COX 7009          328   
BEANS 8005              0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        BANANA SPLIT          330  NONE
REFRIED 8004            0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        BANANA SPLIT          330  NONE
SIZZLER 7885            1  6 0 FAST FOOD 724        TOTO'S REVENGE        330  NONE
AVER 7667               3 12 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      DIAPER LEEK 7887      327   
INTERN #1 8003          0  1 0 MSNBC 755            BANANA SPLIT          330  NONE
JOE SCARBOROUGH 7922    1  5 0 MSNBC 755            CARNIVOROUS FROG      330  NONE
KRYSTAL BALL 7884       3  2 1 MSNBC 755            DUMBO 7791            327   
FLY PIZZA PIE 7646      5  7 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 PIZZA VILLAIN         330  NONE
MAUL CHOLESTEROL 7657   4  8 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 ROYAL PAIN            330  NONE
LOS ALAMOS 7801         3  6 0 NUKE TEST 769        QUEEN OF THE SOU 7774 326  REVENGED
DA 7986                 0  1 0 OBG! 765             PIZZA VILLAIN         330  NONE
OH BOY 7746             3  8 0 OBG! 765             BREN DESILVA 7894     328   
VOR CHA 7987            0  1 0 OBSIDIAN ORDER 715   FRENCH FRYER          330  NONE
BYE 7985                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 FLUSH THE JOHN        330  NONE
COBRA 7704              7  6 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 FRENCH FRYER          330  NONE
RATTLER 7654            3  7 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 RU BRINGER 7510       327   
AMBITIOUS LARD 7582     6  4 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 748   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 326  NOT REVENGED
CO-OP GARDENER 7972     1  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     BANANA SPLIT          330  NONE
LUSTY BRAWLER 8001      0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     FOEFANA BANANA        330  NONE
PETTY SQUABBLE 8000     0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     WINGED MONKEY         330  NONE
TIME ID 8002            0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     DARK MATTER           330  NONE
MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895   3  2 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 768 REBECCA 7789          328   
OWL 7963                0  1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    DEFT PUNK 7999        330   
RATTLER 7965            0  1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    DARK MATTER           330  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hail to the champs, M*MBO! -- Oz The All Praising

Frasier -- Duelmaster and Lord Protector!  Kudos. -- The Land Of Oz

Turf War participants -- To all you who ran teams for all twelve rounds, I send my
great respect and thanks. -- Oz The All Thankful

Oz Feast Le Bananas, 3rd place is not so bad.  (Not so good, either.)  Thanks for all
the friendship and memories. -- Oz The All Blustering

Accuser -- Congrats to the boss on the Deanerio, and congrats to me for ringing your
bell. -- Ding Dong (the wicked witch is dead)

Kill It X2 -- Well, I surely felt like you were trying! -- Zeke (still in intensive
care)

Scales -- When one is pounded by yellow bricks, it matters not how hard one's scales
are.  (Does it?) -- Yellow Brick

Mighty Manfred -- Thanks for the resounding sendoff to The Orlando Face. -- Emerald
City

Faddle -- Well, fi on you! -- Fence (in need of repair)

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Congrats to M*MBO on an outstanding victory.  To all the other Turf War competitors
who stuck it out until the end, we salute you! -- Shewish Buffet

Trinity -- Well done, I thought the Nuke Tests had forgotten about the damage I had
incurred. -- Queen of the South

Astrotrain -- Hmph!  Would like a rematch on my challenge strat -- Jack B. Nimble

My Little GTO -- You shouldn't leave such a mess in the passenger seat. -- Chicken A
La King

Master Darque -- First the Evil One, now you, but not the real Darque.  This gets so
confusing?   Maybe I should just go back to running a Mom 'n Pop store. -- Ace
Hardware

Odin Aversson -- Let's take a moment to reflect on what should have happened there.
-- Ten Trick's Ex

Darque & Consortium -- It can't be said enough.  Thanks again, for running the Turf
Wars! -- Assur

OAB -- Didn't you read the entire memo?  Challenge the Dark Arena, declare a
champion, AND win. -- Assur
P.S.  Lucky matchup for my wild dog

Bikini Atoll -- Normally I'd recommend against a bikini against me, but I guess
you've got thick skin.  And I did enjoy the view. -- Ice Wind

Otis -- Congrats on getting Frasier out.  Wish it had been against a M*MBO opponent,
though. -- Assur

Grimm -- Welcome back to the end of the contest! -- Assur
P.S.  Just kidding, my friend.  I doubt it would have mattered.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHAN butchered FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAUL CHOLESTEROL was slaughtered by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KILL IT X2 was put to death by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
COBRA was dispatched by FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FLY PIZZA PIE was butchered by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SCALES luckily killed CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 4 minute Dark Arena competition.
JOE SCARBOROUGH was assassinated by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute struggle.
SIZZLER was viciously butchered by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 2 minute competition.
CO-OP GARDENER was easily killed by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA was slaughtered by PIZZA VILLAIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BYE was assassinated by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
INTERN #1 was slaughtered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
REFRIED was executed by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TIME ID was savagely slain by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
LUSTY BRAWLER was killed by FOEFANA BANANA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BEANS was butchered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RATTLER was narrowly killed by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ABANDONED PIZZA was savagely slain by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 3 minute conflict.
VOR CHA was barely slain by FRENCH FRYER in a 2 minute Dark Arena bout.
PETTY SQUABBLE was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was overpowered by DUMBO in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
RAVAGE was defeated by FRASIER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
BRAVE NEW RODENT overpowered SOULTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DRAGO KAZOV defeated CARLA in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
FENCE unbelievably bested NORM in a action packed 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
YELLOW BRICK overpowered RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
ZEKE slimly won victory over BIKINI ATOLL in a tiring 22 minute Challenge contest.
GLUTTONY narrowly defeated BUGS in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE defeated EVIL ONE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
REBECCA was overpowered by CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was overpowered by GRIMHILD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE overpowered VOLUND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DIAPER LEEK handily defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TEN TRICK'S EX was overpowered by PARA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
PAUL was narrowly defeated by NO BATHROOM in a popular 3 minute gory veteran's match.
JACK B. NIMBLE was overpowered by THE CREEPSTER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
LEGION handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title match.
BLITZWING savagely defeated ACCUSER in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's struggle.
MY LITTLE GTO was beaten by MASTER DARQUE in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
DING DONG subdued WRAITH in a 2 minute master's match.
MIGHTY MANFRED was demolished by SURFER JOE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODOBAN overpowered THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHAT'D I SAY overcame LAKEFRONT in a 2 minute match.
CLANCY handily defeated NK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ICE WIND was overpowered by YRSA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SKY PILOT vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHRIS HAYES was overcome by TEACUPS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory duel.
MY LAST TWENTY was viciously subdued by WITCHCRAZE in a 2 minute bloody match.
GAUTREK handily defeated BREN DESILVA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
STING beat THE DARK ONE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ overpowered TRINITY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODIN AVERSSON beat PIRHANA in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
TSAR BOMBA vanquished BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OWL was unbelievably slain by DEFT PUNK in a exciting 3 minute gory novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         TOTAL PARRY       97 -  85 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK  113 - 113 -  9      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         BASHING ATTACK    65 -  66 -  5      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  53 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         LUNGING ATTACK    99 - 102 -  7      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  25 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW       101 - 124 -  7      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   55 -  79 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  32 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  24 -  1      40  |

Turn 330 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         4 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     3 - 11         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     LEGION 7440                11   3  0  104 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
WALL OF STEEL    NO BATHROOM 7764           17   5  1  103 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TOTAL PARRY      THE CREEPSTER 6328         15  10  0   96 I HATE THEM (597)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAUL 6861                  12   5  0   94 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      11   7  1   88 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY LITTLE GTO 7745          9   4  0   73 OBG! (765)
AIMED BLOW       SOULTAKER 5455             15  14  0   69 I HATE THEM (597)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         8   5  0   42 TEAM TOONS (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758               7   6  0   37 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
NORM 6227.  The ten other most popular fighters were STING 7656, BUGS 7737, PAUL 
6861, CHRIS HAYES 7695, OWL 7963, NO BATHROOM 7764, SIZZLER 7885, VOR CHA 7987, 
RAVAGE 7061, and PARA 7767.

The least popular fighter this week was ZEKE 7584.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BIKINI ATOLL 7799, TEACUPS 7790, TIME ID 8002, BEAR 7966, TRINITY 7923, 
BREN DESILVA 7894, ICE WIND 7758, NK 7800, MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, and MIGHTY MANFRED 
7771.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NO BATHROOM (47-7764) BASH BROS PARK (766)
RAVAGE (47-7061) OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FRASIER (47-6224) CHEERS (659)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

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