DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/30/2013    Duedate: 08/26/2013

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-331

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEGION
LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
(47-7440) [12-3-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEGION                         WOLVERINE
LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)          WILD THINGS 2 (777)
(47-7440) [12-3-0,109]         (47-8007) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           ACE HARDWARE
CHEERS (659)                   ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-6227) [12-21-1,84]         (47-7492) [11-8-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FAST FOOD (724)             51
2. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            50      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. NUKE TEST (769)             37      Unchartered Team
4. STAFF OF LIFE (32)          28
5. TEAM TOONS (764)            27      WILD THINGS 2 (777)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      36  21  1 63.2   1/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         712 440 24 61.8   2/ 1 ERRATA! (760)             9  6 0
 3- 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     257 174 22 59.6   3/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  4 1
 4/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   371 258 27 59.0   4/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  7 0
 5/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     60  46  3 56.6   5/10 NUKE TEST (769)           7  8 1
 6- 7 OTTODROME TW (728)        78  60  5 56.5   6/12 OBG! (765)                7  8 0
 7/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         826 636 43 56.5   7/ 5 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)     6  6 0
 8- 9 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   34  29  3 54.0   8/ 2 CHEERS (659)              6  8 0
 9/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)      51  44  4 53.7   9/11 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         6  9 0
10/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      260 229 20 53.2  10- 3 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)   5  3 0
11/12 FAST FOOD (724)           82  75  2 52.2  11/ 8 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5  7 2
12/13 I HATE THEM (597)         98  91  2 51.9  12/ 7 I HATE THEM (597)         5  7 0
13/14 OBG! (765)                35  35  4 50.0  13/18 TEAM TOONS (764)          5  7 0
14-15 HORNY GOAT X (750)        25  25  2 50.0  14/17 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    4  4 0
15-16*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  10  10  0 50.0  15-19 HORNY GOAT X (750)        3  0 0
16/17 CHEERS (659)              79  82  5 49.1  16- 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      3  1 0
17-18 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      92  96 10 48.9  17-21 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)      3  2 1
18/19 ERRATA! (760)             33  38  0 46.5  18/23 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        3 12 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   30  38  1 44.1  19-13 OTTODROME TW (728)        2  2 0
20/24 NUKE TEST (769)           28  39  2 41.8  20/22 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   2  9 1
21/22 MSNBC (755)               29  44  1 39.7  21/25 MSNBC (755)               2 12 0
22/23 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       213 336 20 38.8  22-16 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      1  3 0
23/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         33  67  2 33.0  23/24 FAST FOOD (724)           1  6 0
24/27 TEAM TOONS (764)          21  43  1 32.8  24/27*WILD THINGS 2 (777)       1  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): ERRATA! (JE, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  ERRATA! were a 
bunch of dogs after LAND OF OZ got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  
Hmmmph!  I always thought THE WILLBURYS 47A was an over-rated team and they proved it 
with a 0-0-0!  It seems so recently people were saying NUKE TEST was washed up, 
finished.  But 4-1-1 moved them up 5.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with 
MY LITTLE GTO?  He actually beat CHEERS' PAUL, and walked away with 21 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at BASH BROS PARK.  BRAVE NEW RODENT lost 16 points to 
BLITZWING.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BRAVE NEW RODENT will provide more 
easy wins...  CHEERS' hatred of LUROCIAN DEVILS surfaced again as CARLA challenged 
NORTH FORK's top dog.  CARLA was reminded on the sands why LEGION is Duelmaster.  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was LAND OF OZ.  In my day, no team with a 710-438-24 would scare 
me off!  What's the problem, CHEERS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, WRAITH!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. 
FENCE didn't quite know what to make of a challenge it received from ACE HARDWARE of 
ROYAL FLUSH, who is 19 points below it.  ACE HARDWARE perhaps got its just desserts, 
seeing as it defeated FENCE and ended up with 82 recognition points.   
     Warriors of NORTH FORK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Who will dare 
fight NO BATHROOM, after he returned from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 18-5-2 is 
105, and has he points) Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd 
better shape up.  Tough beans, SURFER JOE.  That's what a 8-5-1 gets you.  SCALES 
looked pretty sick and surprised when it learned SERPENTS HOLD 200 is sending it to 
the Dark Arena!  Whadd'it expect with a 6-6-1?  CHRIS HAYES, with his forgettable 
5-9-0,  was dispatched by WITCHCRAZE in a forgettable match.  MSNBC didn't seem to 
mind very much.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To 
die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEGION 7440                  12   3  0   109       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DR. COX 7009                 14   7  2   112       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE CREEPSTER 6328           16  10  0   106       I HATE THEM (597)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352              17   9  0   105       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CARLA 6225                   16  17  1   102       CHEERS (659)
-PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  13  1    99       OTTODROME TW (728)
-DRAGO KAZOV 7100             17  19  1    96       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 BLITZWING 7371               12  14  1    95       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           10   4  0    94       OBG! (765)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAM BURGLAR 7698              8   3  0    89       FAST FOOD (724)
 PAUL 6861                    12   6  0    88       CHEERS (659)
 ACCUSER 6589                 13   9  0    86       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768              9   2  0    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DING DONG 7516               15   6  1    85       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583        9   5  1    85       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 NORM 6227                    12  21  1    84       CHEERS (659)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            11   8  0    82       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK B. NIMBLE 7446          15  10  1    79       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-STARSCREAM 7419              13  11  0    79       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      7   1  1    75       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-FADDLE 7897                   5   0  0    75       OTTODROME TW (728)
 WRAITH 6587                  12  11  2    72       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        11   8  1    72       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CLANCY 7713                   7   7  0    72       ERRATA! (760)
-EXPOSED 7595                  8   2  1    71       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 SOULTAKER 5455               15  15  0    70       I HATE THEM (597)
 MASTER DARQUE 6835           15   6  0    70       I HATE THEM (597)
 WITCHCRAZE 5201               7   4  2    69       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NORTON 7010                  12  12  0    68       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FENCE 7498                   13  10  0    67       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHAN 7503                    12   9  2    66       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 WENDY 7552                    8   7  1    66       FAST FOOD (724)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864             8   2  0    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   7  0    63       ERRATA! (760)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581            7   4  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MIMI 7450                     8   6  0    62       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 EVIL ONE 6586                11  11  1    61       LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-MILK STOUT 7594               4   4  0    60       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 REBECCA 7789                  8   6  2    59       CHEERS (659)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODOBAN 7715                   7   7  0    55       ERRATA! (760)
 RACHAEL MADDOW 7632           7   9  0    55       MSNBC (755)
-STING 7656                    8   3  0    54       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 ZEKE 7584                    10   6  0    52       LAND OF OZ (217)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         8   3  1    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SKY PILOT 7769                9   5  2    51       OBG! (765)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799             8   6  0    50       NUKE TEST (769)
-ASP 7591                      6   3  0    50       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        5   9  0    50       TEAM TOONS (764)
-MY LAST TWENTY 7793           7   6  0    49       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         5   0  1    49       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TEACUPS 7790                 11   2  0    48       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 ICE WIND 7758                 8   6  0    48       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DUMBO 7791                    7   6  2    48       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 BUGS 7737                     4  10  0    48       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738           8   6  0    46       TEAM TOONS (764)
 YRSA 7671                     8  12  0    44       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 GAUTREK 7666                  8  10  0    44       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-GLUTTONY 7539                10   9  0    43       OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
 NK 7800                       5   9  0    43       NUKE TEST (769)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995            3   1  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           5   9  0    40       MSNBC (755)
 WHAT'D I SAY 7742             5   9  1    38       OBG! (765)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               3   1  0    37       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       6   4  2    36       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887              5   2  1    36       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 GRIMHILD 7668                 7  13  0    35       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LAKEFRONT 7714                6   8  0    34       ERRATA! (760)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLUND 7670                   5  15  1    31       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-BREN DESILVA 7894             5   2  1    30       THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
 THE DARK ONE 7747             5   8  0    29       I HATE THEM (597)
-REBEL SCUM 7843               4   6  0    29       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DEAD BULL 7855                4   4  0    29       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 PARA 7767                     6   8  0    28       ERRATA! (760)
 TRINITY 7923                  4   3  0    27       NUKE TEST (769)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           4   1  0    27       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725            4   2  0    26       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-OLD N BITTER 7851             4   2  0    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           2  12  0    24       TEAM TOONS (764)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BOMB 7883                 3   6  0    23       NUKE TEST (769)
-CLAM CHOWDAH 7998             2   2  0    20       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   3  0    19       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-ANGRY CLAM 7997               2   2  0    17       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-FIDDLE 7898                   3   2  0    15       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            2   2  0    15       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               2   1  1    14       NUKE TEST (769)
 WOLVERINE 8007                1   0  0    10       WILD THINGS 2 (777)
 GOLDEN BROTHER 8035           1   0  0     8       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 BEAR 7966                     0   2  0     2       WILD THINGS 2 (777)
-JINX 7951                     0   1  0     1       TEAM TOONS (764)
 PREDAKING 8012                0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 COLLEGE OBSESSOR 8034         0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THUNDERCRACKER 7467     9  9 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    DR. COX 7009          328   
FATTY MEAT 8030         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        FOEFANA BANANA        331  NONE
GREASE TRAP 8031        0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        FLUSH THE JOHN        331  NONE
SOFT CONE 8032          0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        FRENCH FRYER          331  NONE
AVER 7667               3 12 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      DIAPER LEEK 7887      327  NOT REVENGED
CHRIS HAYES 7695        5  9 0 MSNBC 755            WITCHCRAZE 5201       331   
INTERN #2 8021          0  1 0 MSNBC 755            WINGED MONKEY         331  NONE
INTERN #3 8022          0  1 0 MSNBC 755            FOEFANA BANANA        331  NONE
KRYSTAL BALL 7884       3  2 1 MSNBC 755            DUMBO 7791            327  NOT REVENGED
PESTO CHANGO 8008       0  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 TSAR BOMBA 7975       331   
DA 8013                 0  1 0 OBG! 765             BANANA SPLIT          331  NONE
OH BOY 7746             3  8 0 OBG! 765             BREN DESILVA 7894     328   
SURFER JOE 7770         8  6 1 OBG! 765             FLUSH THE JOHN        331  NONE
BYE 8010                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 WINGED MONKEY         331  NONE
RATTLER 7654            3  7 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 RU BRINGER 7510       327  NOT REVENGED
SCALES 7833             6  7 1 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 FLUSH THE JOHN        331  NONE
SEE YA 8011             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 DARK MATTER           331  NONE
BIG WUSS 8036           0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     WINGED MONKEY         331  NONE
DEFT PUNK 7999          1  1 1 STAFF OF LIFE 32     FLUSH THE JOHN        331  NONE
LAST AIRBREAKER 8033    0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     DARK MATTER           331  NONE
MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895   3  2 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 768 REBECCA 7789          328   
BABOON 7967             0  1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    FRENCH FRYER          331  NONE
BOBCAT 8006             0  1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    WINGED MONKEY         331  NONE
OWL 7963                0  1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    DEFT PUNK 7999        330   
PIRHANA 7964            0  2 0 WILD THINGS 2 777    BANANA SPLIT          331  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Way to go, Jomsvikings!  Great point gain.  Kudos. -- Oz The All Praising

Duelmaster Legion?  Well done!  Despite the management he is Top Dog.  Wow! -- Oz The
All Jealous

All -- It is a pleasure not to have to write a massive, numeric spotlight for the
newsletter.  Feels good. -- Oz The All Pleased

     Feels good not to have it to proof, too.

Skaven -- Fine spot, Buddy.  What a great way to salute the teammates.  Really
enjoyed it. -- Oz The All Plauditing

Norm -- I was serious and wanted to win, while you were cheerful and joking around.
Okay by me! -- Fence

Rachael Maddow -- It was a pleasure to put down the whinyest, screechiest, uglyest,
lyingest, stupidest liberal I know.  FELT GOOD! -- Yellow Brick

Bikini Atoll -- You are a very enduring opponent, but, apparently, not enduring
enough. -- Zeke

Wraith -- Is that a pseudonym for Tennesseean?  Well, then, ding dong. -- Ding Dong

Four and oh?!  Is the Turf War yet running?  Sorry, Mannequin, Slugbait, and LP. --
Oz The All Proud

Hmmm, it appears the commission can't count.  Somehow I graduate with 13 PPs.  Not
that I'm complaining over much.  Maybe when I depart you can get a bathroom in the
park, too. -- No Bathroom

I Hate Them -- Working to get on your list. -- Assur

Yrsa -- What an embarrassment.  Assur says he knows how to beat you, too. -- Ice Wind

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO BATHROOM butchered CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SURFER JOE was butchered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SCALES was murdered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
PIRHANA was slaughtered by BANANA SPLIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEFT PUNK was assassinated by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
INTERN #2 was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BIG WUSS was butchered by WINGED MONKEY in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
INTERN #3 was viciously butchered by FOEFANA BANANA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BABOON was slaughtered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
FATTY MEAT was barely slain by FOEFANA BANANA in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LAST AIRBREAKER was slaughtered by DARK MATTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was assassinated by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
BOBCAT was executed by WINGED MONKEY in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GREASE TRAP was murdered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SOFT CONE was viciously butchered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
SEE YA was killed by DARK MATTER in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA was easily killed by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
CARLA was viciously subdued by LEGION in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title bout.
CHICKEN A LA KING handily defeated CHERRI BOMB in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
NORM bested WRAITH in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's Challenge fight.
DING DONG was savagely defeated by THE CREEPSTER in a 7 minute Challenge match.
ACE HARDWARE viciously subdued FENCE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE overpowered CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
YELLOW BRICK handily defeated SKY PILOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DEAD BULL was overpowered by BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
REBECCA overpowered WHAT'D I SAY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DIAPER LEEK narrowly defeated VOLUND in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
TEN TRICK'S EX unbelievably bested THE BOMB in a popular 3 minute Challenge fray.
PAUL was beaten by MY LITTLE GTO in a exciting 1 minute expert's competition.
BRAVE NEW RODENT was overpowered by BLITZWING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MASTER DARQUE was overcome by ACCUSER in a exciting 1 minute gory veteran's fight.
SOULTAKER was savagely defeated by CLANCY in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
JACK B. NIMBLE overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
EVIL ONE was vanquished by WENDY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
WITCHCRAZE murdered CHRIS HAYES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIGHTY MANFRED was handily defeated by RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ demolished LAKEFRONT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODOBAN beat GAUTREK in a 1 minute duel.
BUGS savagely defeated GRIMHILD in a exciting 4 minute bloody competition.
ICE WIND vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
PARA was demolished by NK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YRSA was bested by ZEKE in a 3 minute match.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH overcame THE DARK ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
TRINITY overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MIGHTY MANFRED overcame BEAR in a 4 minute master vs. novice melee.
TSAR BOMBA killed PESTO CHANGO in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ODIN AVERSSON overpowered COLLEGE OBSESSOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WOLVERINE overpowered PREDAKING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOLDEN BROTHER overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       87 -  76 -  2      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK    95 -  94 -  5      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         STRIKING ATTACK  107 - 107 -  8      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    58 -  65 -  6      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  23 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  52 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        92 - 116 -  7      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  30 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  71 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  23 -  1      38  |

Turn 331 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     AIMED BLOW         3 -  9         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     LEGION 7440                12   3  0  109 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
TOTAL PARRY      THE CREEPSTER 6328         16  10  0  106 I HATE THEM (597)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY LITTLE GTO 7745         10   4  0   94 OBG! (765)
STRIKING ATTACK  PAUL 6861                  12   6  0   88 CHEERS (659)
AIMED BLOW       ACE HARDWARE 7492          11   8  0   82 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK   WRAITH 6587                12  11  2   72 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
WALL OF STEEL    MASTER DARQUE 6835         15   6  0   70 I HATE THEM (597)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758               8   6  0   48 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738         8   6  0   46 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SEE YA 8011.  The ten other most popular fighters were ACE HARDWARE 7492, THE BOMB 
7883, BUGS 7737, THE CREEPSTER 6328, FATTY MEAT 8030, YELLOW BRICK 7864, ACCUSER 
6589, CLANCY 7713, WENDY 7552, and RACHAEL MADDOW 7632.

The least popular fighter this week was DING DONG 7516.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PREDAKING 8012, COLLEGE OBSESSOR 8034, PESTO CHANGO 8008, PARA 7767, 
GAUTREK 7666, LAKEFRONT 7714, MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, CHRIS HAYES 7695, MASTER DARQUE 
6835, and BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RAVAGE (47-7061) OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
NO BATHROOM (47-7764) BASH BROS PARK (766)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes