DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/27/2013 Duedate: 09/23/2013
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-332
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CARLA
CHEERS (659)
(47-6225) [17-17-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PAUL NIGHTS CALL
CHEERS (659) WHITE SHADOW (779)
(47-6861) [13-6-1,114] (47-7989) [1-0-0,13]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM HANZO
CHEERS (659) CLAN KITFOX (781)
(47-6227) [13-21-1,102] (47-8018) [0-1-0,1]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NUKE TEST (769)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659) 53
2. NUKE TEST (769) 52 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. OTTODROME TW (728) 46 Unchartered Team
4. I HATE THEM (597) 39
5. ERRATA! (760) 33 CLAN KITFOX (781)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 714 443 24 61.7 1/ 5 NUKE TEST (769) 9 6 1
2/ 0*CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 2 ERRATA! (760) 9 6 0
3/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 372 261 27 58.8 3/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 5 0
4- 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 826 636 43 56.5 4/12 I HATE THEM (597) 7 5 0
5/ 6 OTTODROME TW (728) 80 62 5 56.3 5- 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 3 0
6/ 5 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 61 49 3 55.5 6/ 8 CHEERS (659) 6 8 1
7- 8 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 34 29 3 54.0 7/ 9 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 6 9 1
8- 9 BASH BROS PARK (766) 51 44 4 53.7 8/ 6 OBG! (765) 6 9 0
9/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 260 230 20 53.1 9/14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 5 7 0
10/12 I HATE THEM (597) 102 91 2 52.8 10/13 TEAM TOONS (764) 5 7 0
11-11 FAST FOOD (724) 82 75 2 52.2 11/ 0 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 4 1 1
12-15*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 10 10 0 50.0 12/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (396) 4 3 1
13/ 0*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 1 0 50.0 13-11 BASH BROS PARK (766) 4 3 1
14/16 CHEERS (659) 82 84 6 49.4 14/ 7 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 4 8 0
15/13 OBG! (765) 37 38 4 49.3 15-17 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 3 2 1
16-17 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715) 92 96 10 48.9 16/ 0*CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 2 0
17/18 ERRATA! (760) 36 40 0 47.4 17/21 MSNBC (755) 3 12 0
18/ 0 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 52 60 2 46.4 18/19 OTTODROME TW (728) 2 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 NUKE TEST (769) 32 40 2 44.4 19/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 2 2 0
20/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 30 41 1 42.3 20-10 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768) 2 2 0
21/ 0 PURE POISON (478) 44 63 5 41.1 21/ 0*WHITE SHADOW (779) 2 3 0
22/ 0*WHITE SHADOW (779) 2 3 0 40.0 22/20 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 2 8 1
23/21 MSNBC (755) 31 47 1 39.7 23/18 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 2 13 1
24/22 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 213 341 20 38.4 24/ 0*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 1 0
25/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 41 67 4 38.0 25-23 FAST FOOD (724) 1 6 0
26/23 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 34 71 3 32.4 26/ 0 PURE POISON (478) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
A large covered wagon pulled by two massive oxen pulls up to the inn closest to
the arena. A beautiful, slender, compact woman with fair skin and slanted eyes scans
the crowd as if assessing danger, nodding to those in the back when all seems to her
liking.
"Thank you, Kitsune," a 30ish year old man says as he steps out from a flap to
the ground. His heritage appears the same as the woman driver, though he has
obviously seen more conflict as evidenced by his many scars. Confidence, charisma,
and patience roll off of him in waves, bringing the gathered locals to a halt.
"I am Master Fox, manager of Clan Kitfox. I have come from a far off land to
challenge my skills as a leader. Some who follow me have come far as well, but as my
reputation followed me on my journey others joined me along the way," Master Fox
announced to the enthralled crowd. "Let me introduce my den of fighters!"
Almost on cue, two very large men step from the wagon's side flap. The larger
of the two is just about the ugliest thing you've ever seen. He bellows to the crowd
in a chest rumbling bass, "I am Gargiyle and this is my friend Mushi. He would
introduce himself but, alas, he is stricken with the mute."
The young woman steps from the coach seat and bows, shooting a deadly look at a
young man who was obviously eying her chest. She is followed by two young strapping
lads. A short, spry looking fellow with a face full of daemonic tattoos and a fancy
hat shoots a large grin and states, simply, "I am Onikoroshi. Fifth in a line of
proud and sucessful demonslayers."
The other man, who looks rather unremarkable, says, "I am Hanzo. Indeed, I wish
all who have honor here to prosper. Prevaricators and contemptible blackguards will
zealously be persecuted. Please deter yourselves from such activities."
Kitsune rolls her eyes.
"And now I shall request a room," Master Fox says while moving toward the inn.
"I have preparations to make for our engagements. However, I welcome all guests.
Good day, and may Mantor the Bright bless the sands in the morn."
As Master Fox enters the inn the spell over the crowd is broken and all activity
resumes to normal.
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 267): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 337): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to NORTH FORK once again! Biff! Pow! NORTH FORK watched with
glee as LAND OF OZ got knocked off top spot by NUKE TEST! Up 'n down. Up 'n down.
Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, I HATE THEM's
4th moved them up to 4-0-0 place. Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say
anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well NUKE TEST moved up 4, to 1st.
What's with PAUL? He actually beat DARQUE FORCES' BLITZWING, and walked away with 26
more points from the fight. Major screwup at OBG!. MY LITTLE GTO lost 15 points to
NORM. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe MY LITTLE GTO will provide more easy
wins... Another fighter (CARLA 17-17-1) challenged another Duelmaster (LEGION
12-4-0). Life goes on. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for CHEERS' outstanding
member, Duelmaster CARLA. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, I HATE THEM!
In my day, no team with a 98-91-2 would scare me off! What's the problem, LAND OF
OZ? How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, CAPTAIN
PEACHFUZZ! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? We all knew it had to happen sooner or later. A warrior can't
stick around with a 12-15-1, and PAUL easily took care of BLITZWING. ARSENIC of PURE
POISON didn't know when to quit. When you've got a 7-13-1, that's a good sign. Now
he's dead. Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young
rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
NORTH FORK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.
Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,--
Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARLA 6225 17 17 1 113 CHEERS (659)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAUL 6861 13 6 1 114 CHEERS (659)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 17 10 0 110 I HATE THEM (597)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352 17 9 0 105 DARQUE FORCES (396)
NORM 6227 13 21 1 102 CHEERS (659)
-PRACTICAL GENE 7349 14 13 1 99 OTTODROME TW (728)
-DRAGO KAZOV 7100 17 19 1 96 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
FADDLE 7897 6 0 0 96 OTTODROME TW (728)
SOULTAKER 5455 16 15 0 95 I HATE THEM (597)
LEGION 7440 12 4 0 95 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACCUSER 6589 14 9 0 90 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-HAM BURGLAR 7698 8 3 0 89 FAST FOOD (724)
-CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 9 5 1 85 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
INCREDIBLE HULK 4280 14 8 0 82 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
-ACE HARDWARE 7492 11 8 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CLANCY 7713 8 7 0 81 ERRATA! (760)
-JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 15 10 1 79 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-STARSCREAM 7419 13 11 0 79 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 10 5 0 79 OBG! (765)
FENCE 7498 14 10 0 77 LAND OF OZ (217)
WRAITH 6587 12 12 2 74 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
MASTER DARQUE 6835 16 6 0 73 I HATE THEM (597)
DING DONG 7516 15 7 1 72 LAND OF OZ (217)
-BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 11 8 1 72 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-WITCHCRAZE 5201 7 4 2 69 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STRYCHNINE 4838 13 8 2 67 PURE POISON (478)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KHAN 7503 12 9 2 66 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
-WENDY 7552 8 7 1 66 FAST FOOD (724)
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 8 9 0 66 MSNBC (755)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 8 3 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 8 0 66 ERRATA! (760)
ODOBAN 7715 8 7 0 64 ERRATA! (760)
EVIL ONE 6586 11 12 1 62 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SKY PILOT 7769 10 5 2 60 OBG! (765)
YRSA 7671 9 12 1 57 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUGS 7737 5 10 0 56 TEAM TOONS (764)
NK 7800 6 9 0 55 NUKE TEST (769)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 6 9 0 55 MSNBC (755)
-STING 7656 8 3 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
FLESH HUNTER 6053 7 2 0 54 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 6 9 1 53 OBG! (765)
REBECCA 7789 8 7 2 52 CHEERS (659)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 8 3 1 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ZEKE 7584 10 7 0 51 LAND OF OZ (217)
-ASP 7591 6 3 0 50 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
WARFARIN 5231 5 3 0 50 PURE POISON (478)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 8 7 0 49 NUKE TEST (769)
-MY LAST TWENTY 7793 7 6 0 49 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIEGE BEST 5797 11 12 1 48 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-TEACUPS 7790 11 2 0 48 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
-ICE WIND 7758 8 6 0 48 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DUMBO 7791 7 6 2 48 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 8 7 0 47 TEAM TOONS (764)
-GLUTTONY 7539 10 9 0 43 OBSIDIAN ORDER (715)
FANG SKIN 6070 7 2 0 43 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995 3 1 0 43 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 6 2 1 42 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
PARA 7767 7 8 0 39 ERRATA! (760)
TRINITY 7923 5 3 0 39 NUKE TEST (769)
-EAT IT RAW 7996 3 1 0 37 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 6 4 2 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE DARK ONE 7747 6 8 0 36 I HATE THEM (597)
GAUTREK 7666 8 11 0 35 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
GRIMHILD 7668 7 14 0 35 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LAKEFRONT 7714 6 9 0 35 ERRATA! (760)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 5 10 0 35 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BOMB 7883 4 6 0 33 NUKE TEST (769)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 3 1 1 33 NUKE TEST (769)
VOLUND 7670 5 16 1 32 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-BREN DESILVA 7894 5 2 1 30 THE WILLBURYS 47A (768)
BLACK BOLT 7664 3 2 2 28 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 5 1 1 27 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
DEAD BULL 7855 4 5 0 27 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 4 1 0 27 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FIDDLE 7898 4 2 0 25 OTTODROME TW (728)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 2 13 0 25 TEAM TOONS (764)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLOSSUS 7663 3 2 0 20 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
-CLAM CHOWDAH 7998 2 2 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
CURARE 5132 4 7 0 19 PURE POISON (478)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 3 1 1 17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-ANGRY CLAM 7997 2 2 0 17 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
NICK O'TINE 7662 3 2 0 15 PURE POISON (478)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 1 0 0 13 WHITE SHADOW (779)
NIGHT CRAWLER 7886 1 0 0 11 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
GOLD DUST 7983 0 1 0 11 OTTODROME TW (728)
99 TO LIFE 8044 1 0 0 10 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 2 3 0 9 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 1 0 0 7 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
WEAK SAUCE 7992 1 0 0 6 WHITE SHADOW (779)
ONIKOROSHI 8014 1 0 0 6 CLAN KITFOX (781)
KITSUNE 8017 1 0 0 6 CLAN KITFOX (781)
MUSHI 8016 1 0 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
LION 8020 1 0 0 5 LAND OF OZ (217)
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977 0 1 0 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HANZO 8018 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
CHUCK TODD 8055 0 1 0 1 MSNBC (755)
BROKEN SKY 7990 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
MISTY 7991 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-JINX 7951 0 1 0 1 TEAM TOONS (764)
GARGIYLE 8015 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
TRAIN WRECK 7988 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-PREDAKING 8012 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BARFLY 8053 0 1 0 CHEERS 659 CARNIVOROUS FROG 332 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLITZWING 7371 12 15 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 PAUL 6861 332
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 9 9 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 DR. COX 7009 328 NOT REVENGED
CHRIS HAYES 7695 5 9 0 MSNBC 755 WITCHCRAZE 5201 331
INTERN #3 8056 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 BANANA SPLIT 332 NONE
MIKA BRZEZINSKI 8054 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 DOOM SLINGER 6335 332
DIXIE CUPCAKE 8043 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 TOTO'S REVENGE 332 NONE
PESTO CHANGO 8008 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 TSAR BOMBA 7975 331
DA1 8041 0 1 0 OBG! 765 TOTO'S REVENGE 332 NONE
DA2 8042 0 1 0 OBG! 765 DARK MATTER 332 NONE
OH BOY 7746 3 8 0 OBG! 765 BREN DESILVA 7894 328 NOT REVENGED
REBEL SCUM 7843 4 7 0 OTTODROME TW 728 FLUSH THE JOHN 332 NONE
ARSENIC 4285 7 13 1 PURE POISON 478 YRSA 7671 332
BYE 8039 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 WINGED MONKEY 332 NONE
COBRA 8037 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 ROYAL PAIN 332 NONE
SEE YA 8038 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 WINGED MONKEY 332 NONE
COLLEGE OBSESSOR 8034 0 2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 DARK MATTER 332 NONE
GOLDEN BROTHER 8035 1 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 BANANA SPLIT 332 NONE
GONZO GONDOLIER 8047 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 DARK MATTER 332 NONE
JEAN CLAUDE 8045 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 DARK MATTER 332 NONE
LITTLE JOHN 8046 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 FRENCH FRYER 332 NONE
MERCADIO HILDAGO 7895 3 2 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 768 REBECCA 7789 328 NOT REVENGED
OWL 7963 0 1 0 WILD THINGS 2 777 DEFT PUNK 7999 330 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Way to go, Fast Food! Great point gain. Squeeking out Royal Flush for the top dog?
(Must be a Canadian thing?) Kudos. -- Oz The All Praising
Duelmaster Legion? Well done! The Vols will return! -- Oz The All Jealous
No Bathroom... Assur, great Dark Arena kill. Now maybe the bathrooms will reappear?
-- Oz The All Wondering
Yrsa -- I feel good about that win. It was close, but it was mine. -- Zeke
Sky Pilot -- Wham, wham, wham. I love whacking people with bricks! -- Yellow Brick
road.
Ace Hardware -- You did warn me, but I still say naughty, naughty. -- Fence (Now in
need of repair)
The Creepster -- What can I say? You were always a star. You were the best TOGS
star ever! I bow to you. -- Ding Dong (just like you)
Please welcome my newest warrior--Lion. Help him roar. -- Oz The All Lobbying
Six months and counting.... Perhaps just following the Tempe Face there will be
another war? -- Oz The All Teasing (or was he?)
Chris Matthews -- I'd like to report a outbreak of candy. -- Mike and Ike
Bikini -- Well, that challenge exploded in a giant cloud of suck. -- Dead Bull
Volund -- Your mighty sword almost chopped me up into the diaper pail. Almost. --
Diaper Leek
Tsar Bomba -- Well, you killed a very nice lunger. Not so happy, but so it goes. --
slugbait
Land of Oz -- Tops! You're still great & powerful! -- G
Wild Things 2 -- We mourn the death of Wise Owl, the one you did NOT send to the Dark
Arena and have sent Deft Punk there. Go in peace -- Staff
Royal Flush and Staff of Life of Life on the move! Yep, Crip, we still got it! -- G
Odin Aversson -- Perfect entrace!! -- College Obsessor
Oh duel for the ages: Airbreaker vs Flush the John!
Sure Norm is popular. Who doesn't like Norm!?
No Bathroom butcherd Carnivorous Frog because when he's gotta go, someone's gonna
die!
And best name goes to... Pesto Chango of Mystic Orc Feast!
Cherri Bomb -- Seems as if the training in Orlando was really good for me. I
apparently have a special challenge, too. -- Chicken A La King
Fence -- Usually I help build them, but sometimes I can help tear them down. -- Ace
Hardware
The Bomb -- Some days I feel like I'm going to explode, too. -- Ten Trick's Ex
The Dark One -- That was so unlike you. -- Queen of The South
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
REBEL SCUM was butchered by FLUSH THE JOHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOLDEN BROTHER was butchered by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
COLLEGE OBSESSOR was savagely slain by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
INTERN #3 was assassinated by BANANA SPLIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LITTLE JOHN was butchered by FRENCH FRYER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GONZO GONDOLIER was assassinated by DARK MATTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DIXIE CUPCAKE was butchered by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was viciously butchered by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was slain by TOTO'S REVENGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE was slaughtered by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
SEE YA was slaughtered by WINGED MONKEY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
JEAN CLAUDE was dispatched by DARK MATTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
COBRA was assassinated by ROYAL PAIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
BARFLY was executed by CARNIVOROUS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was subdued by TSAR BOMBA in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
CARLA overcame LEGION in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge Title contest.
NORM devastated MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PAUL easily killed BLITZWING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FADDLE overpowered DING DONG in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge struggle.
REBECCA was overpowered by CLANCY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DIAPER LEEK bested GRIMHILD in a 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
RACHAEL MADDOW savagely defeated EVIL ONE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
ZEKE was viciously subdued by ODOBAN in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
CHRIS MATTHEWS overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEAD BULL was overpowered by PARA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
FIDDLE overcame MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
INCREDIBLE HULK was overpowered by SOULTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE CREEPSTER overpowered WRAITH in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
STRYCHNINE lost to FENCE in a exciting 5 minute veteran's fight.
ACCUSER won victory over YELLOW BRICK in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MASTER DARQUE overcame CHERRI BOMB in a action packed 2 minute bout.
GAUTREK was overpowered by NK in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
YRSA assassinated ARSENIC in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
LAKEFRONT was overpowered by FANG SKIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUGS savagely defeated SIEGE BEST in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED was handily defeated by WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SKY PILOT vanquished WARFARIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BIKINI ATOLL was outlasted by FLESH HUNTER in a unpopular 24 minute match.
NICK O'TINE was overpowered by THE BOMB in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
THE DARK ONE viciously subdued COLOSSUS in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
TRINITY overpowered VOLUND in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACK BOLT handily defeated CURARE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOOM SLINGER slaughtered MIKA BRZEZINSKI in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
ODIN AVERSSON lost to NIGHTS CALL in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
NIGHT CRAWLER demolished GARGIYLE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE slimly lost to WEAK SAUCE in a 4 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ZOMBIE ZULU slimly won victory over BROKEN SKY in a 4 minute brutal amateur's melee.
GOLD DUST was overpowered by 99 TO LIFE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRAIN WRECK was defeated by ONIKOROSHI in a 2 minute novice's duel.
LION luckily beat HANZO in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome novice's fray.
KITSUNE subdued CHUCK TODD in a 2 minute amateur's match.
MUSHI savagely defeated MISTY in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 78 - 77 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 101 - 9 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 LUNGING ATTACK 89 - 90 - 4 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 23 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 63 - 7 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 89 - 105 - 6 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 56 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 68 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 22 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 30 - 0 38 |
Turn 332 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 8 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PAUL 6861 13 6 1 114 CHEERS (659)
TOTAL PARRY THE CREEPSTER 6328 17 10 0 110 I HATE THEM (597)
AIMED BLOW FADDLE 7897 6 0 0 96 OTTODROME TW (728)
PARRY-STRIKE LEGION 7440 12 4 0 95 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
LUNGING ATTACK ACCUSER 6589 14 9 0 90 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
WALL OF STEEL INCREDIBLE HULK 4280 14 8 0 82 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
BASHING ATTACK YELLOW BRICK 7864 8 3 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 8 7 0 47 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
HANZO 8018. The ten other most popular fighters were ODOBAN 7715, THE DARK ONE 7747,
STRYCHNINE 4838, BUGS 7737, DA2 8042, RACHAEL MADDOW 7632, WRAITH 6587, CHERRI BOMB
7716, DIAPER LEEK 7887, and WEAK SAUCE 7992.
The least popular fighter this week was FLESH HUNTER 6053. The other ten least
popular fighters were BIKINI ATOLL 7799, LION 8020, TRAIN WRECK 7988, GOLD DUST 7983,
GARGIYLE 8015, CURARE 5132, VOLUND 7670, COLOSSUS 7663, NICK O'TINE 7662, and
WARFARIN 5231.