DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/24/2013 Duedate: 10/21/2013 MAMBOLAND ARENA DM-47 TURN-333 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CARLA CHEERS (659) (47-6225) [18-17-1,126] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CARLA BOMBULOID CHEERS (659) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) (47-6225) [18-17-1,126] (47-4304) [4-1-1,32] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite NORM LEGION CHEERS (659) LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) (47-6227) [14-21-1,107] (47-7440) [12-5-0,83] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM NUKE TEST (769) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CHEERS (659) 40 2. JOMSVIKINGS (756) 34 LAND OF OZ (217) 3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 30 Unchartered Team 4. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 25 5. DARQUE FORCES (396) 24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 716 446 24 61.6 1/ 1 NUKE TEST (769) 9 6 1 2- 2*CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 6 CHEERS (659) 8 5 1 3/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 373 265 27 58.5 3/11 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 7 3 1 4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 828 639 43 56.4 4/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 3 0 5/ 5 OTTODROME TW (728) 81 65 6 55.5 5/10 TEAM TOONS (764) 6 6 0 6/ 6 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 63 51 3 55.3 6/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 8 0 7- 8 BASH BROS PARK (766) 51 44 4 53.7 7- 4 I HATE THEM (597) 5 3 0 8/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 262 230 20 53.3 8- 2 ERRATA! (760) 5 5 0 9-10 I HATE THEM (597) 102 91 2 52.8 9/14 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 5 7 0 10-11 FAST FOOD (724) 82 75 2 52.2 10/ 7 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 5 10 2 11/14 CHEERS (659) 85 85 6 50.0 11/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 4 2 1 12/13*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 2 2 0 50.0 12/21*WHITE SHADOW (779) 4 6 0 13/ 0*WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 11 12 1 47.8 13/17 MSNBC (755) 4 9 0 14/15 OBG! (765) 38 42 4 47.5 14/ 9 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 4 9 0 15-17 ERRATA! (760) 36 40 0 47.4 15/ 8 OBG! (765) 4 11 0 16/18 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 55 62 2 47.0 16/ 0*WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 3 2 0 17/19 NUKE TEST (769) 33 44 2 42.9 17-16*CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 2 0 18/20 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 30 42 1 41.7 18/18 OTTODROME TW (728) 3 5 1 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-21 PURE POISON (478) 44 63 5 41.1 19-13 BASH BROS PARK (766) 2 1 1 20/22*WHITE SHADOW (779) 4 6 0 40.0 20-19 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 2 2 0 21/23 MSNBC (755) 32 49 1 39.5 21/24*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 2 2 0 22/24 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 214 345 20 38.3 22/23 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 2 13 0 23-25 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 41 67 4 38.0 23-25 FAST FOOD (724) 1 3 0 24/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 37 73 4 33.6 24/22 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 0 7 0 25/27 TEAM TOONS (764) 24 48 1 33.3 25-26 PURE POISON (478) 0 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT A sound of yells and grunts are heard coming from behind a stable not far from the arena. The one where the sounds are coming from is a muddy, open field where you see six individuals, five of whom are standing side by side in a line with logs over their shoulders. Upon looking closer you can see that the five with the logs are duelists from team White Shadow. You can still see bandages from their fights just days ago. From left to right stands the Harkeny Nights Call with a grin plastered across his face, and next to him stands Broken Sky with utter determination on his face. Continuing down the line, next to Broken Sky, is the large Golem Train Wreck and the very large Shewish Giant Weak Sauce and the Orc Misty. Train Wreck looks serious while the other two have blank expressions. The sixth man is obviously not a fighter due to the fact that he is using a long walking stick to help him move, due to his obviously deformed legs under his pants, looking as if they can't completely straighten and the knees turn inward drastically. The rest of the man himself looks fine, and it's proven when you see that he is the man that has been doing the yelling. As you get closer, you hear what is being yelled. "Kock that grin off your face," adding a Kannish swear word, "I know that two of you won, but two of you is not, or even close, to all of you," says the man. "You are a team," he continues, "that is the same thing as a unit, and units in the field either win as a unit or die as a unit, which means you win as a team and celebrate or lose as a team and drill." All five fighters yell at once, "Yes, Captain Umbra." "You may be the new team in town and I may be the new manager," Umbra tells his fighters, "but, by Aytarren, we will show these people we are here to stay. Now, twenty more." All the fighters let out a grunt in unison and squat with the logs on their shoulders, stand and crunch each knee up in turn, while crunching and twisting the log down to touch log to knee, and they all yell, "One!" * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 363): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): THE STATISTICIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 268): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 265): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 363): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 361): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 267): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 267): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 83): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.) SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in MAMBOLAND! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Uncool, OBG!. I mean 1-4-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at WHITE SHADOW like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by 9. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, CHEERS! 'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd! MVP award for DING DONG? LAND OF OZ's proud of it after beating LEGION and getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers! MY LITTLE GTO got smashed by WITCHCRAZE, and lost 14 points! Like, FADDLE must be pretty gutsy! He challenged the Duelmaster from CHEERS. Does this guy have a death wish or what! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think CARLA should let FADDLE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said MAMBOLAND's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark? Don't look at me! AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. I HATE THEM was the most avoided team. Is a 102-91-2 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are ROYAL FLUSH? I HATE THEM, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can LUROCIAN DEVILS' ACCUSER be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MAMBOLAND ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. I hear LAND OF OZ sent FENCE to the Dark Arena. What, is that like not well-lit, or what? Hey! Quit laughing! Just because ZEKE had 10-7-0 was no reason for LAND OF OZ to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! GOLD DUST returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at hers OTTODROME TW teammates... What a bummer! TRINITY got wasted by GAUTREK! But with a 5-4-0, I guess NUKE TEST aren't too bummed. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CARLA 6225 18 17 1 126 CHEERS (659) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PAUL 6861 13 6 1 114 CHEERS (659) -THE CREEPSTER 6328 17 10 0 110 I HATE THEM (597) NORM 6227 14 21 1 107 CHEERS (659) -ASTROTRAIN 7352 17 9 0 105 DARQUE FORCES (396) -PRACTICAL GENE 7349 14 13 1 99 OTTODROME TW (728) ACCUSER 6589 15 9 0 97 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) -SOULTAKER 5455 16 15 0 95 I HATE THEM (597) DING DONG 7516 16 7 1 93 LAND OF OZ (217) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HAM BURGLAR 7698 8 3 0 89 FAST FOOD (724) WITCHCRAZE 5201 8 4 2 87 DARQUE FORCES (396) FADDLE 7897 6 1 0 87 OTTODROME TW (728) LEGION 7440 12 5 0 83 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) ACE HARDWARE 7492 11 9 0 83 ROYAL FLUSH (48) CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 9 6 1 83 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -INCREDIBLE HULK 4280 14 8 0 82 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 16 10 1 81 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -CLANCY 7713 8 7 0 81 ERRATA! (760) RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 9 9 0 80 MSNBC (755) -STARSCREAM 7419 13 11 0 79 DARQUE FORCES (396) WRAITH 6587 12 13 2 75 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) -MASTER DARQUE 6835 16 6 0 73 I HATE THEM (597) -BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 11 8 1 72 BASH BROS PARK (766) EVIL ONE 6586 12 12 1 70 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) -STRYCHNINE 4838 13 8 2 67 PURE POISON (478) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WENDY 7552 8 7 1 66 FAST FOOD (724) -CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 8 0 66 ERRATA! (760) MY LITTLE GTO 7745 10 6 0 65 OBG! (765) SKY PILOT 7769 11 5 2 64 OBG! (765) REBECCA 7789 9 7 2 64 CHEERS (659) -ODOBAN 7715 8 7 0 64 ERRATA! (760) YRSA 7671 9 13 1 60 JOMSVIKINGS (756) FLESH HUNTER 6053 8 2 0 60 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) DIAPER LEEK 7887 7 2 1 59 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YELLOW BRICK 7864 8 4 0 56 LAND OF OZ (217) BUGS 7737 5 11 0 55 TEAM TOONS (764) SIEGE BEST 5797 12 12 1 54 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) -STING 7656 8 3 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 7 4 2 53 ROYAL FLUSH (48) BIKINI ATOLL 7799 9 7 0 52 NUKE TEST (769) -DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 8 3 1 52 BASH BROS PARK (766) -ASP 7591 6 3 0 50 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) -WARFARIN 5231 5 3 0 50 PURE POISON (478) GAUTREK 7666 9 11 1 49 JOMSVIKINGS (756) MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 8 8 0 48 TEAM TOONS (764) -ICE WIND 7758 8 6 0 48 BASH BROS PARK (766) NK 7800 6 10 0 47 NUKE TEST (769) FANG SKIN 6070 7 3 0 44 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 6 10 0 44 MSNBC (755) VOLUND 7670 6 16 1 43 JOMSVIKINGS (756) CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 6 10 0 43 TEAM TOONS (764) -PARA 7767 7 8 0 39 ERRATA! (760) WHAT'D I SAY 7742 6 10 1 39 OBG! (765) GRIMHILD 7668 7 15 0 36 JOMSVIKINGS (756) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THE DARK ONE 7747 6 8 0 36 I HATE THEM (597) -LAKEFRONT 7714 6 9 0 35 ERRATA! (760) MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 3 13 0 34 TEAM TOONS (764) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GOLD DUST 7983 1 1 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728) BOMBULOID 4304 4 1 1 32 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) DEAD BULL 7855 4 6 0 28 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 4 2 0 28 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -BLACK BOLT 7664 3 2 2 28 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) THE BOMB 7883 4 7 0 27 NUKE TEST (769) MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 5 2 1 26 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) TSAR BOMBA 7975 3 2 1 25 NUKE TEST (769) MEGABOLOX 4312 3 0 0 24 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOOM SLINGER 6335 4 1 1 23 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) -COLOSSUS 7663 3 2 0 20 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) -CURARE 5132 4 7 0 19 PURE POISON (478) FIDDLE 7898 4 3 0 19 OTTODROME TW (728) -NICK O'TINE 7662 3 2 0 15 PURE POISON (478) NIGHTS CALL 7989 2 0 0 15 WHITE SHADOW (779) ODIN AVERSSON 7968 3 3 0 14 JOMSVIKINGS (756) LION 8020 2 0 0 13 LAND OF OZ (217) CRAPULODON 4305 1 4 0 13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) WEAK SAUCE 7992 2 0 0 12 WHITE SHADOW (779) ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 2 0 0 11 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) -NIGHT CRAWLER 7886 1 0 0 11 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) PREDAKING 8012 1 1 0 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 99 TO LIFE 8044 1 1 0 6 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) -KITSUNE 8017 1 0 0 6 CLAN KITFOX (781) -ONIKOROSHI 8014 1 0 0 6 CLAN KITFOX (781) VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977 0 2 0 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) ECOMORAL HERDER 8068 1 0 0 5 STAFF OF LIFE (32) -MUSHI 8016 1 0 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781) BLUEBERRY WHITE 8009 0 1 0 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) BROKEN SKY 7990 0 2 0 2 WHITE SHADOW (779) CHUCK TODD 8055 0 2 0 2 MSNBC (755) MISTY 7991 0 2 0 2 WHITE SHADOW (779) TRAIN WRECK 7988 0 2 0 2 WHITE SHADOW (779) -HANZO 8018 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781) -JINX 7951 0 1 0 1 TEAM TOONS (764) -GARGIYLE 8015 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781) ECOMORAL FARMER 8070 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32) EOMORAL HEALER 8069 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FREE BEER 8076 0 1 0 CHEERS 659 SUPER-SIZE ME 333 NONE WHOPPER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA GOLD DUST 7983 333 NONE BLITZWING 7371 12 15 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 PAUL 6861 332 FENCE 7498 14 11 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SOUTH SPOON 333 NONE ZEKE 7584 10 8 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SUBTERFUGE 333 NONE CHRIS HAYES 7695 5 9 0 MSNBC 755 WITCHCRAZE 5201 331 MIKA BRZEZINSKI 8054 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 DOOM SLINGER 6335 332 CUP OF DIXIE 8064 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 CASTLE THUNDER 333 NONE PESTO CHANGO 8008 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 TSAR BOMBA 7975 331 TRINITY 7923 5 4 0 NUKE TEST 769 GAUTREK 7666 333 DA1 8073 0 1 0 OBG! 765 SOUTH SPOON 333 NONE DA2 8074 0 1 0 OBG! 765 BIG MAC 333 NONE BONEHEAD 8075 0 1 0 OTTODROME TW 728 CASTLE THUNDER 333 NONE ARSENIC 4285 7 13 1 PURE POISON 478 YRSA 7671 332 THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BYE 8065 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 BIG MAC 333 NONE IN OUT BERGHER 8071 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 ALEX TREBEK 333 NONE LAST SAMURAI 8072 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 WHOPPER 333 NONE MASTICORTEX 4303 1 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 CASTLE THUNDER 333 NONE RASCALATOR 4301 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 SMOKESCREEN 333 NONE PERSONAL ADS Cheers is taking over! Duelmaster Carla--kudos! Top point gain at 52--wow! -- Oz The All Jealous G -- Thanks for the kind words, Guy. -- Oz The All Humble Strychnine -- Uh, your stuff just don't hurt a fence, ya know? Har, har. -- Fence Odoban -- That was my challenge and you dared to whoop me? You are a bum. I will be telling Dorothy and the Wicked Witches and everybody. I will! -- Zeke Hanzo -- That was as nice a welcome as I had in my cowardly pocket. I hope you're okay. I don't know what I would do with some courage. -- Lion Accuser -- Shucks, I wanted that win. May the Vols go 0-12 and rehire Lane G! -- Yellow Brick Faddle -- Great challenge and execution, you Bum! -- Ding Dong Not expecting such a good round and The Land Of Oz is doing something unusual and necessary. I just cannot have a pile of scumbags on this team, so two will be fighting the DA Monsters. Yeah, I know, who'd a thunk it?! Zeke -- 16(+2)-21(+2)-12-7(+1)-17(+3)-5-17(+3) -- 24FE Fence -- 20(+2)-18(+2)-13-5(+1)-17(+2)-5-15(+2) -- 32FE May they rest in peace and, more importantly, bring reasonable recruits. -- Oz The All Conniving If I can convince Master Darque, look for Turf War Nine next February. (2014) -- Oz The All Planning All -- Both Master Darque and Oz are working with/begging/manipulating/whatever RSI to make the arena and DA monster name changes as per M*MBO's winning demands. Sometimes the RSI wizaedettes are just as slow and unmoving as their snail mail often is. -- The Land Of Oz Publicist The Fall Mail-In Tourney is DUE on the 30th of October and will run on November 2nd. Turns received later than the 30th may not get input. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FENCE was dealt death by SOUTH SPOON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight. ZEKE was murdered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. GOLD DUST savagely slew WHOPPER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. MASTICORTEX was butchered by CASTLE THUNDER in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena contest. RASCALATOR was assassinated by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match. DA2 was barely slain by BIG MAC in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel. BYE was slain by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle. DA1 was executed by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl. FREE BEER was slain by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee. BONEHEAD was slaughtered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. LAST SAMURAI was barely slain by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. IN OUT BERGHER was viciously butchered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. CUP OF DIXIE was easily killed by CASTLE THUNDER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena bout. FADDLE was demolished by CARLA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match. WITCHCRAZE handily defeated MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. CHICKEN A LA KING was subdued by ACCUSER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge brawl. YELLOW BRICK was handily defeated by RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute Challenge fight. REBECCA devastated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. FLESH HUNTER beat BUGS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl. QUEEN OF THE SOUTH devastated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MAGIC MIKE & IKE was luckily beaten by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute Challenge bout. TEN TRICK'S EX was overpowered by VOLUND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. FIDDLE was handily defeated by CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute Challenge competition. LION luckily beat 99 TO LIFE in a exciting 9 minute beginner's Challenge fight. VALKYRIE VAMPIRE was beaten by ODIN AVERSSON in a 2 minute Challenge fray. NORM viciously subdued ACE HARDWARE in a popular 3 minute brutal master's fray. LEGION was luckily beaten by DING DONG in a exciting 9 minute gory expert's fight. JACK B. NIMBLE won victory over YRSA in a 1 minute veteran's fight. WRAITH was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute veteran's melee. SKY PILOT overcame FANG SKIN in a 1 minute bout. EVIL ONE handily defeated NK in a 1 minute mismatched bout. GAUTREK dispatched TRINITY in a 1 minute bout. GRIMHILD was narrowly defeated by BIKINI ATOLL in a 6 minute gruesome expert's fight. SIEGE BEST overpowered THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided match. WHAT'D I SAY was overpowered by DIAPER LEEK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. DEAD BULL was beaten by BOMBULOID in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset bout. TSAR BOMBA was devastated by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MEGABOLOX devastated TRAIN WRECK in a 2 minute one-sided battle. MISTY was devastated by DOOM SLINGER in a 1 minute uneven bout. WEAK SAUCE luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute bloody novice's match. PREDAKING subdued ECOMORAL FARMER in a 1 minute novice's duel. NIGHTS CALL narrowly defeated EOMORAL HEALER in a unpopular 7 minute novice's duel. CHUCK TODD was handily defeated by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ZOMBIE ZULU defeated BROKEN SKY in a 2 minute beginner's battle. BLUEBERRY WHITE lost to ECOMORAL HERDER in a 2 minute novice's struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 78 - 68 - 2 53 | |AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 79 - 85 - 3 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 STRIKING ATTACK 90 - 102 - 9 47 | |LUNGING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 50 - 1 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 81 - 94 - 7 46 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 23 - 1 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 46 - 60 - 5 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 41 - 64 - 1 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 22 - 2 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 28 - 0 36 | Turn 333 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 11 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE CARLA 6225 18 17 1 126 CHEERS (659) LUNGING ATTACK ACCUSER 6589 15 9 0 97 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 16 7 1 93 LAND OF OZ (217) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK WITCHCRAZE 5201 8 4 2 87 DARQUE FORCES (396) AIMED BLOW FADDLE 7897 6 1 0 87 OTTODROME TW (728) PARRY-STRIKE LEGION 7440 12 5 0 83 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) BASHING ATTACK YELLOW BRICK 7864 8 4 0 56 LAND OF OZ (217) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was LEGION 7440. The ten other most popular fighters were NORM 6227, BUGS 7737, WRAITH 6587, 99 TO LIFE 8044, FENCE 7498, GOLD DUST 7983, FREE BEER 8076, MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980, and GRIMHILD 7668. The least popular fighter this week was LION 8020. The other ten least popular fighters were NIGHTS CALL 7989, EOMORAL HEALER 8069, CHUCK TODD 8055, ECOMORAL FARMER 8070, MISTY 7991, TSAR BOMBA 7975, WHAT'D I SAY 7742, THE BOMB 7883, YRSA 7671, and VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: CARLA (47-6225) CHEERS (659)