DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/17/2013 Duedate: 01/13/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-336
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JACK B. NIMBLE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-7446) [18-11-1,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NORM BOMBULOID
CHEERS (659) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-6227) [16-22-2,131] (47-4304) [6-2-3,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM MAGIC MIKE & IKE
CHEERS (659) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
(47-6227) [16-22-2,131] (47-7875) [5-4-1,30]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEAD GAWDS (543)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHEERS (659) 46
2. TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 37 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 37 Unchartered Team
4. BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 36
5. D.A. REJECTS (787) 34 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 7 3 0 70.0 1/ 2 DEAD GAWDS (543) 9 6 1
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 722 452 25 61.5 2/ 1 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 9 6 0
3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 261 176 24 59.7 3/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 4 0
4/ 0 LES TURFISTES (727) 73 50 3 59.3 4/12*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 7 3 0
5/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 375 270 27 58.1 5/ 9*SIFU MONKS (782) 7 7 0
6/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 37 27 2 57.8 6/10 MSNBC (755) 7 8 0
7/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 836 643 43 56.5 7/ 4 CHEERS (659) 6 5 2
8- 7 OTTODROME TW (728) 84 66 6 56.0 8/ 6*WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 6 2
9- 9 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 65 53 4 55.1 9/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 6 1
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 54 47 5 53.5 10/ 8 TEAM TOONS (764) 6 8 0
11/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 264 233 20 53.1 11/11*WHITE SHADOW (779) 5 8 1
12-13 FAST FOOD (724) 84 82 2 50.6 12/ 5 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 5 9 0
13/14 CHEERS (659) 91 90 8 50.3 13/20 SECOND BANANAS (573) 4 2 2
14/ 8*SIFU MONKS (782) 7 7 0 50.0 14/23*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 4 7 0
15/ 0*D.A. REJECTS (787) 3 3 0 50.0 15/15 OBG! (765) 4 8 0
16/12 DEAD GAWDS (543) 28 29 1 49.1 16/18*CLAN KITFOX (781) 4 11 2
17/16*WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 17 18 3 48.6 17/16 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 4 11 1
18/15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 64 68 2 48.5 18-14 OTTODROME TW (728) 3 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 HORNY GOAT X (750) 25 27 2 48.1 19/21 BASH BROS PARK (766) 3 3 1
20/ 0*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 11 12 0 47.8 20/19 NUKE TEST (769) 3 9 0
21/17 OBG! (765) 42 50 4 45.7 21/ 0 LES TURFISTES (727) 2 1 0
22/20 MSNBC (755) 39 57 1 40.6 22-13 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 2 2 1
23/18 NUKE TEST (769) 36 53 2 40.4 23/17 DARQUE FORCES (396) 2 3 0
24/23*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 4 6 0 40.0 24/22*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 2 4 0
25/24*WHITE SHADOW (779) 9 14 1 39.1 25/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 2 5 0
26/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 31 49 1 38.8 26-24 FAST FOOD (724) 2 7 0
27/22 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 218 356 21 38.0 27/ 0*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 1 2 0
28/27*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 4 7 0 36.4 28/ 0*D.A. REJECTS (787) 1 3 0
29/19*CLAN KITFOX (781) 7 13 2 35.0 29-26*GAS MONKEY (783) 1 4 0
30/25 TEAM TOONS (764) 30 56 1 34.9 30/27 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 1 6 1
31/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 42 82 4 33.9 31/28 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 1 7 0
32-28*GAS MONKEY (783) 1 4 0 20.0 32/ 0 HORNY GOAT X (750) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
RUMOR OF A TURF WAR
A quick update on the Turf War status, as it will be upon us quickly. That Feb turn
here in Mamboland (&!*# - hate that name!) is not far away at all.
Have I received any certs yet? (as of Nov 22) Yes, but only three--The Chosen
One (Amerkin Injuns), Kharadmon (Garbage Pail Kids), and Oz (Land Of Oz). Perhaps
Master Darque has some more? It simplifies things if they are all sent to one
location--so have Sandy to direct them to me. (Oz or any of The Consortium)
A very good question was asked the other day. "What is a cert?" For those of
you who have never procured one from RSI, a ROLLUP CERT is a certificate for a team
rollup. It costs the same as an extra rollup (5 bucks) but instead of having 5
warriors on it, it is a certificate allowing the owner one team rollup.
Rumor has it there will be quite a few teams. Through rumors and comments and
quotes and chatzies, etc, etc, here is what I know so far, or think I know so far.
Assur (Capt), OAB, Otis The Drunk, Kharadmon
Master Darque (Capt), Madwand, Otto X, Bubbaganoosh
Crip, Mannequin, Slugbait, OZ
DDarkheart, Spirit, TCO, Var
Khisanth, La Guillotine, Le Pentarque, ?
Master Fox (Capt), Captain Umbra, ?, ?
Amerkun Injuns, ?,?,?
The Greek Guy (looking for a team)
Get your teams in. Get your declarations in the Newsletter. Send certs. Let's
get the show on the road!
Oz The All Excited
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 366): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): DING DONG of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 271): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 366): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 364): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 341): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 271): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 268): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Har, DING DONG the wicked witch be daid! I done tooked her
castle and got me Duelmaster. Yay! Fought ole Norm who be norm but I ding donged
and he was down! Yup. DING DONG that old witch be down! Champeen ME! Gonna find
me a bluebird what gonna sing me a song! Oh, yeah!
Cum 'n git me cuz I wanna ring yer bell! Yessireebob!
Ding Dong Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in MAMBOLAND, with changing
loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--DEAD GAWDS. He who
laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe LUROCIAN
DEVILS. Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 9! What's a move up by 9 you ask?
(alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to GARBAGE PAIL
KIDS. CHEERS had cause to celebrate, after NORM got 30 points by beating SKY PILOT.
A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 15
points to REBECCA. (Discrete enough, DEATH?) The arena was more crowded than usual
this time, as JACK B. NIMBLE faced MAMBOLAND's Duelmaster. What can be a greater
victory? JACK B. NIMBLE has taken his place as the top, as MAMBOLAND's new
Duelmaster. Word has it one team in MAMBOLAND is using psychics to predict wins.
They lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in BAAL'S
MINIONS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like a pup
with its tail between its legs, ROYAL FLUSH scurried away from BAAL'S MINIONS. Oh,
the shame! If challenges were horses, CRAPULODON could open up a fast food joint!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Those who owe NORTON of SECOND BANANAS money and had written him off, take
note: he'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! WHOPPER in the Dark Arena
wasn't enough for YELLOW BRICK of LAND OF OZ. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at
The Dripping Blade will be! Hey SIFU MONKS! Is there some deep dark, unmentionable
secret as to why JACKIE CHAN has been sent to the Dark Arena? 2-0-0 isn't so
shabby! You've heard about RACHAEL MADDOW of MSNBC. Death plays no favorites, and
neither do I. What was a 10-11-0 doing on the fields in the first place? The
audience gave a nice round of rasberries to WHAT'D I SAY of OBG!, for expiring in
such an ungraceful fashion. 6-13-1, indeed! The warriors at OBG! stable were more
sober than usual, after SKY PILOT's demise at the hands of NORM. NORM, don't make
any long term plans! Congratulations, VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE. The manager of HORNY
GOAT X should have sent MILK STOUT to the Dark Arena for having a 4-4-0 long ago. Oh
hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of
writing Spyreports for MAMBOLAND? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 18 11 1 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YORL 7153 16 6 0 140 LES TURFISTES (727)
NORM 6227 16 22 2 131 CHEERS (659)
-DR. COX 7009 14 7 2 112 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PETIT JARDINIA 7154 16 8 0 110 LES TURFISTES (727)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352 17 9 0 105 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-EVIL ONE 6586 13 12 2 103 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-PRACTICAL GENE 7349 14 13 1 99 OTTODROME TW (728)
-ACCUSER 6589 15 10 0 96 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-FADDLE 7897 7 1 0 96 OTTODROME TW (728)
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 13 9 2 95 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 10 7 1 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DING DONG 7516 18 8 1 94 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LEGION 7440 13 5 0 93 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-ACE HARDWARE 7492 12 9 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 9 2 0 86 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-WITCHCRAZE 5201 8 5 2 85 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 9 2 1 80 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-STARSCREAM 7419 13 11 0 79 DARQUE FORCES (396)
NORTON 7010 14 12 2 77 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FLESH HUNTER 6053 11 2 0 76 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-WENDY 7552 10 7 1 75 FAST FOOD (724)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 11 8 0 73 NUKE TEST (769)
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 8 3 2 73 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
YRSA 7671 10 15 1 71 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-EXPOSED 7595 8 2 1 71 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 12 7 0 69 OBG! (765)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 10 9 0 69 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUGS 7737 7 12 0 69 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WRAITH 6587 12 14 2 66 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
REBECCA 7789 10 9 2 66 CHEERS (659)
STING 7656 9 3 0 66 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-CASTLE THUNDER 7159 6 2 0 66 OTTODROME TW (728)
SIEGE BEST 5797 14 13 1 65 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 8 11 0 63 MSNBC (755)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581 7 4 0 63 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 8 4 0 60 LES TURFISTES (727)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 9 6 1 59 LAND OF OZ (217)
RU BRINGER 7510 6 6 1 57 LES TURFISTES (727)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FANG SKIN 6070 9 4 0 55 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BOMBULOID 4304 6 2 3 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 4 1 0 53 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ICE WIND 7758 9 8 0 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 8 3 1 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-GOLD DUST 7983 2 1 1 52 OTTODROME TW (728)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 8 6 2 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ASP 7591 6 3 0 50 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
GAUTREK 7666 10 13 1 44 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DEATH 4957 7 5 0 44 DEAD GAWDS (543)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 7 2 0 44 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 6 2 1 43 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
MEGABOLOX 4312 5 0 0 42 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
VOLUND 7670 7 18 1 40 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 6 13 0 39 TEAM TOONS (764)
NK 7800 6 13 0 39 NUKE TEST (769)
EMERALD CITY 7896 3 1 0 36 LAND OF OZ (217)
YAMA 6384 6 1 0 34 DEAD GAWDS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 4 15 0 33 TEAM TOONS (764)
TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 2 0 0 33 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE BOMB 7883 5 9 0 32 NUKE TEST (769)
EAT IT RAW 7996 3 2 0 32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
THE DOCTOR 8142 2 0 0 32 D.A. REJECTS (787)
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 5 4 1 30 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
DRONE A1 8097 2 0 0 29 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
HADES 4959 8 4 0 28 DEAD GAWDS (543)
TRAIN WRECK 7988 2 3 1 28 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-FIDDLE 7898 5 3 0 27 OTTODROME TW (728)
DRONE A4 8098 2 0 0 27 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 1 1 0 27 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725 4 2 0 26 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CRAPULODON 4305 3 5 0 26 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
FOUL BILL 8061 1 2 0 24 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAIN LES 8060 2 0 0 23 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
CHUCK TODD 8055 2 3 0 20 MSNBC (755)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 2 0 0 20 MSNBC (755)
-CLAM CHOWDAH 7998 2 2 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 5 4 0 19 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DAHAK 4961 4 7 0 19 DEAD GAWDS (543)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 4 1 0 19 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-LION 8020 4 0 0 19 LAND OF OZ (217)
-ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 3 0 0 19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 2 3 0 19 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-ANGRY CLAM 7997 2 2 0 17 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARAWN 6415 3 4 1 16 DEAD GAWDS (543)
HANZO 8018 2 2 0 16 CLAN KITFOX (781)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 3 5 1 15 NUKE TEST (769)
ECOMORAL TINKER 8120 2 0 1 14 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
CHUCK NORRIS 8028 2 0 0 13 SIFU MONKS (782)
JET LI 8025 1 2 0 13 SIFU MONKS (782)
STAN CAN 8058 1 0 0 13 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-CIAKAR 8049 1 0 0 12 GAS MONKEY (783)
DOMINO 8143 1 1 0 12 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-WEAK SAUCE 7992 2 2 0 10 WHITE SHADOW (779)
DRONE A3 8096 1 1 0 10 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977 0 4 0 10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
JINX 7951 1 2 0 9 TEAM TOONS (764)
SKYWARP 8063 1 0 0 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DRONE ALE 8139 1 0 0 9 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
DRONE A2 8099 1 1 0 8 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
LA BRUHA 8124 1 1 0 8 WHITE SHADOW (779)
DEMENTIATOR 8081 0 2 0 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 0 1 0 7 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ONIKOROSHI 8014 1 3 0 6 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125 1 1 1 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
JIM 8126 1 1 1 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
BRUCE LEE 8024 1 2 0 5 SIFU MONKS (782)
-BROKEN SKY 7990 0 4 0 4 WHITE SHADOW (779)
BECKETT 8090 0 2 0 4 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CASTLE 8079 0 1 0 3 LAND OF OZ (217)
MINI VINNIE 8059 0 3 0 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048 0 1 0 3 GAS MONKEY (783)
-RAMBLER 8052 0 1 0 1 GAS MONKEY (783)
CLOUD 8138 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NAH 8136 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 SMOKESCREEN 336 NONE
KITSUNE 8017 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 ARAWN 6415 334
WASTE 1 8144 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 SUBTERFUGE 336 NONE
WASTE 2 8141 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 SUPER-SIZE ME 336 NONE
DONETO 0 0 0 DARK ARENA NORTON 7010 336 NONE
WHOPPER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA YELLOW BRICK 7864 336 NONE
DEAD 1013 8112 1 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 WHOPPER 336 NONE
HAM BURGLAR 7698 8 4 0 FAST FOOD 724 EVIL ONE 6586 334
MILK STOUT 7594 4 5 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 336
OLD N BITTER 7851 4 3 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 SOUTH SPOON 336 NONE
GRIMHILD 7668 7 17 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756 BOMBULOID 4304 335
ARGH 8147 0 1 0 LES TURFISTES 727 ALEX TREBEK 336 NONE
INTERN IRVING 8156 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 BIG MAC 336 NONE
MIKA BRZEZINSKI 8054 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 DOOM SLINGER 6335 332 NOT REVENGED
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 10 11 0 MSNBC 755 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 336
RED CUP 8155 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SOUTH SPOON 336 NONE
TRINITY 7923 5 4 0 NUKE TEST 769 GAUTREK 7666 333
DA1 8133 0 1 0 OBG! 765 BIG MAC 336 NONE
SKY PILOT 7769 13 6 2 OBG! 765 NORM 6227 336
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 6 13 1 OBG! 765 BOMBULOID 4304 336
ARSENIC 4285 7 13 1 PURE POISON 478 YRSA 7671 332 NOT REVENGED
BANANA CREAM 8152 0 1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 ORC PLAGUE 336 NONE
BYE 8149 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 SOUTH SPOON 336 NONE
BOIO YEUNG 8026 1 2 0 SIFU MONKS 782 SUPER-SIZE ME 336 NONE
JACKIE CHAN 8027 2 1 0 SIFU MONKS 782 DONETO 336 NONE
GHASTLY GUARD 7976 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 ECOMORAL TINKER 8120 335
BOOGER TROLL 8151 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 DONETO 336 NONE
ECOMORAL FISHER 8123 1 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 CASTLE THUNDER 336 NONE
ECOMORAL GATHER 8122 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125 335
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ECOMORAL HEALER 8069 0 4 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 SMOKESCREEN 336 NONE
ECOMORAL HUNTER 8083 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 TRAIN WRECK 7988 334
ECORMORAL HUNTER 8121 1 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 SUPER-SIZE ME 336 NONE
DRONE A5 8100 0 1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 JIM 8126 335
CRADOSAURUS 2 8137 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 ORC PLAGUE 336 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I am amazed! My very own Ding Ding won the Duelmaster crown. I would have told you
he was too much of a ding dong to be a champion. Really. And I was just plain
wrong. -- Oz The All Amazed and All Wrong
Broken Sky -- I roared at all the right times and got you in that broken spot of
yours. I am the king! -- Lion
Flesh Hunter -- Too much metal, not enough flesh. Too much dinging and not enough
clanging. Too much whiff and not enough whack! In other words, I salute your win
and abhor my loss. -- Yellow Brick (crumbling rapidly)
Yellow Brick -- I sort of abhor your loss, too. It WAS your challenge. -- Oz The All
Disappointed
Khisanth -- You and your dead TC can go stinger sticking. Go penetrate some Mambos!
(And kudos.) -- Oz The All Praising
The Turf War cometh. The Turf War Cometh! -- Oz The All Excited
Rachael Maddow -- I guess you are significantly more annoying on TV than on the
sands. -- Chicken A La King
Captain Peachfuzz -- I move a little slower than your facial hair apparently. -- Ten
Trick's Ex
Volund -- There's very few here that I can look up to, but you are definitely one of
them. -- Queen of The South
Brave New Rodent -- Encore!!!! Encore!!!! -- Jack B. Nimble
The Inner Circle is joining the fray by entering in Turf Wars! I will captain the TW
team Inner Circle (creative aren't we?) and run the team Spectral Steel. Other Inner
Circle members joining the party are Spirit, running the team Fred Is Dead (until it
gets renamed in Jan), and The Chosen One, running his team A'merkin Injuns. To round
out the squad we are happy to announce our guest team member, Var. He will bring his
stable, Baal's Minions. -- Dameon Darkheart
Ecomoral Tinker -- That was quite a feat, killing something that was already dead! --
(Ghost of?) Ghastly Guard
Chuck Norris -- SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIK! -- Battle Banshee
All -- This is Var, mgr of Baal's Minions. I will be participating in the upcoming
TW on the Inner Circle's team.
Tolbins -- Sorry about that. I was mad over my name. Should have been Jin, not Jim.
Maybe I need anger management? -- Jim
Staff of Life -- Hey, gringo. Chew nee to 'ave yer fighters work out a leetle more.
Ees arms were very puny! Ay ay ay! -- Samurayayay Mex
7 non-DA kills in the last two turns?! That's quite a bit of blood on the sands.
Perhaps we should crank ot down a notch? -- Master Fox
Or the city will be utterly destroyed. All the best spy reporters say so.
TW Competitors -- Inner Circle has a correction. Spirit's team is in fact called
D.A. Rejects. Sorry for any confusion. -- D. Darkheart, Inner Circle team captain.
All -- I'm looking for an alliance to enter with for Turf War IX. Send diplo. --
Tukoh, mgr Sifu Monks
Consortium -- I would like to declare myself Captain of the returning Turf War Champs
Team M*MBO! I declare my team DARQUE FORCES for the festivities, as well as Otto X
and his team OTTODROME TW, Madwand and his FAST FOOD team, and last but certainly not
least, Bubbaganoosh and his team BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK. -- Master Darque, El Capitano of
M*MBO
Dark Warlock -- We should get a prize for dying in the dead tourney! -- The Sage Ward
The best weaon is the simple pole. -- Spetz Nas
Tobias -- You got 19 points for that Funke?!
Death to murderers!
All -- I, Grimm, would like to formally announce that my team Horny Goat X will
participate in the next Turf War; I am siding with the alliance of La Guillotine, Le
Pentarchie, and Khisanth. Note I am not certain of my alliance's name; something
like kick your bums in. -- Grimm
All -- I would declare Exposed as my Champion. All hail the mighty flayer of Meat.
-- Grimm
Greetings, all. I will be participating in the upcoming Turf War, captaining the
KGGP team with Khisanth, Grimm and Le Pentarque. Good luck to all contestants. -- La
Guillotine, mgr Weird Alchemy.
I, Spirit, manager of DA Rejects will me entering the TW with the team of Inner
Circle.
Mamboland -- I hereby declare my team, Bubba's Clam Shack, a member of the defending
Turf War Champion alliance M*MBO as we defend our title in the upcoming Turf War! --
Bubba Ganoosh
A later (Dec 14) update on certs (the actual name on the cert) received; Assur,
Garbage Pail Kids, Damien Darkhart, Oz, La Guillotine, Amerkun Injuns. NO MORE! --
Oz The All Worried
Is this a statement that you WANT no more, or that you have RECEIVED no more but
want them?
Jack -- Can you please show your nimble-ness to someone else? -- Brave New Rodent
Diaper Leek -- I make you even more potent. -- Ice Wind
Oz -- When you can't fight as well as some of the other teams, you have to make up
for it somewhere else. In our case, organization. -- Assur
All -- I would like to announce my membership in the alliance known as Discipline Of
Steel, better known as DOS. I accept the role of Captain of this young alliance. --
Deep Thought
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NORTON viciously butchered DONETO in a 4 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
YELLOW BRICK viciously butchered WHOPPER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
OLD N BITTER was killed by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ECOMORAL HEALER was butchered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
JACKIE CHAN was assassinated by DONETO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 1013 was dealt death by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
ECORMORAL HUNTER was slain by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
ECOMORAL FISHER was butchered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BOIO YEUNG was slaughtered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WASTE 1 was slaughtered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
INTERN IRVING was assassinated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NAH was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was assassinated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
WASTE 2 was killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOOGER TROLL was murdered by DONETO in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ARGH was barely slain by ALEX TREBEK in a exciting 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
CRADOSAURUS 2 was dealt death by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
BYE was viciously butchered by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BANANA CREAM was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
RED CUP was executed by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BATTLE BANSHEE devastated DAHAK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JACK B. NIMBLE savagely defeated DING DONG in a 4 minute Challenge Title match.
FLESH HUNTER bested MIGHTY MANFRED in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
BRAVE NEW RODENT murdered RACHAEL MADDOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was vanquished by BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
CHRIS MATTHEWS demolished GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
REBECCA vanquished DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOMBULOID slaughtered WHAT'D I SAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MEGABOLOX subdued CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
DOOM SLINGER overpowered MIGHTY MANFRED in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was luckily beaten by YAMA in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
DRONE A1 savagely defeated ARAWN in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE was defeated by HANZO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DRONE A4 savagely defeated HADES in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
DRONE A3 was viciously subdued by NIGHTS CALL in a 9 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DRONE A2 was defeated by CRAPULODON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
NORM murdered SKY PILOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIAPER LEEK overcame YRSA in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
BUGS overcame FANG SKIN in a action packed 1 minute match.
MILK STOUT was executed by VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MY LITTLE GTO overpowered NK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SIEGE BEST overcame ICE WIND in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
ENCORE DEBOUT overpowered EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TEN TRICK'S EX outwaited TRAIN WRECK in a 7 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
VOLUND was handily defeated by STING in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RU BRINGER overpowered FOUL BILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
BEARDED FREAK demolished KAT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE BOMB was demolished by TOBIAS FUNKE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EMERALD CITY overpowered TSAR BOMBA in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
ODIN AVERSSON overcame ONIKOROSHI in a 1 minute duel.
BRAIN LES demolished DOMINO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE DOCTOR overpowered STREET LEGAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEMENTIATOR was beaten by DRONE ALE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
BECKETT was overcome by SKYWARP in a 2 minute amateur's match.
ECOMORAL TINKER subdued JIM in a popular 1 minute amateur's battle.
MINI VINNIE was bested by CHUCK NORRIS in a 1 minute bloody novice's match.
LA BRUHA bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SAMURAYAYAY MEX was viciously subdued by JET LI in a 1 minute gory novice's struggle.
ALEC BALDWIN devastated BRUCE LEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHUCK TODD overpowered CASTLE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JINX savagely defeated CLAMTASTIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory novice's conflict.
STAN CAN bested CLOUD in a 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 20 TOTAL PARRY 65 - 61 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 LUNGING ATTACK 68 - 68 - 3 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 23 - 2 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 STRIKING ATTACK 70 - 85 - 8 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 AIMED BLOW 62 - 81 - 2 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 72 - 7 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 21 - 2 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 50 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 59 - 3 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 25 - 0 34 |
Turn 336 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 8 AIMED BLOW 3 - 9 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 6 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 18 11 1 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 13 9 2 95 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 18 8 1 94 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK DIAPER LEEK 7887 9 2 1 80 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WALL OF STEEL NORTON 7010 14 12 2 77 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 10 9 0 69 TEAM TOONS (764)
SLASHING ATTACK BOMBULOID 4304 6 2 3 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW BEARDED FREAK 7995 4 1 0 53 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ICE WIND 7758 9 8 0 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875. The ten other most popular fighters were JACK B. NIMBLE 7446,
TRAIN WRECK 7988, DRONE A1 8097, MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, JINX 7951, YELLOW BRICK 7864,
SKYWARP 8063, NORTON 7010, BYE 8149, and CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741.
The least popular fighter this week was HADES 4959. The other ten least popular
fighters were YAMA 6384, CLOUD 8138, BRUCE LEE 8024, SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125, MINI
VINNIE 8059, BECKETT 8090, DOMINO 8143, ONIKOROSHI 8014, TSAR BOMBA 7975, and THE
BOMB 7883.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION (189)
DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS (127)
PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT (8064)
GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)
DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4 (2181)
RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS (6013)
HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (8331)
BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes