DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/14/2014 Duedate: 02/10/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-337
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JACK B. NIMBLE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-7446) [19-11-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NORM DRONE A4
CHEERS (659) TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
(47-6227) [17-22-2,137] (47-8098) [3-0-0,37]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM BUGS
CHEERS (659) TEAM TOONS (764)
(47-6227) [17-22-2,137] (47-7737) [7-13-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FAST FOOD (724) 45
2. OBG! (765) 43 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. NUKE TEST (769) 43 Unchartered Team
4. D.A. REJECTS (787) 32
5. CHEERS (659) 29 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 10 5 0 66.7 1/ 4*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 10 5 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 726 452 25 61.6 2/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 2 0
3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 262 177 25 59.7 3/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 4 1
4- 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 73 50 3 59.3 4/10 TEAM TOONS (764) 7 8 0
5/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 38 27 2 58.5 5- 2 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 6 4 0
6/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 375 273 27 57.9 6/20 NUKE TEST (769) 6 6 1
7/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 838 644 43 56.5 7/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 8 2
8/15*D.A. REJECTS (787) 5 4 0 55.6 8/ 1 DEAD GAWDS (543) 6 9 0
9/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 264 234 20 53.0 9/13 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 3 3
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 54 49 5 52.4 10/ 7 CHEERS (659) 5 6 2
11/12 FAST FOOD (724) 86 85 2 50.3 11/ 6 MSNBC (755) 5 8 0
12/13 CHEERS (659) 93 92 8 50.3 12/12 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 5 9 0
13/ 0 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 124 124 9 50.0 13/16*CLAN KITFOX (781) 5 10 2
14-14*SIFU MONKS (782) 7 7 0 50.0 14-11*WHITE SHADOW (779) 4 4 0
15-18 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 64 68 2 48.5 15-17 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 4 6 1
16-20*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 11 12 0 47.8 16- 5*SIFU MONKS (782) 4 6 0
17/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 19 21 3 47.5 17/28*D.A. REJECTS (787) 3 4 0
18/19 HORNY GOAT X (750) 25 28 2 47.2 18-14*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 3 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16 DEAD GAWDS (543) 29 33 1 46.8 19/24*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 3 6 0
20/21 OBG! (765) 42 54 4 43.8 20/26 FAST FOOD (724) 3 6 0
21/23 NUKE TEST (769) 40 53 3 43.0 21/15 OBG! (765) 3 8 0
22/22 MSNBC (755) 40 59 1 40.4 22-21 LES TURFISTES (727) 2 1 0
23-25*WHITE SHADOW (779) 9 14 1 39.1 23/30 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 2 2 1
24/24*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 5 8 0 38.5 24/23 DARQUE FORCES (396) 2 2 0
25-27 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 218 356 21 38.0 25/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 2 8 0
26/26 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 31 51 1 37.8 26/29*GAS MONKEY (783) 2 8 0
27-28*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 4 7 0 36.4 27/ 0 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 1 2 0
28/29*CLAN KITFOX (781) 9 16 2 36.0 28-27*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 1 2 0
29/30 TEAM TOONS (764) 32 59 1 35.2 29/19 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 5 1
30/31 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 44 85 4 34.1 30/31 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 1 7 0
31/32*GAS MONKEY (783) 2 8 0 20.0 31/32 HORNY GOAT X (750) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
ONE MO TO GO
TURF WAR 9 (TWIX) is less than four weeks away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You'd just better get your team declarations, captain declarations and personal
declarations (along with those certs--TWO CERTS!) in NOW. It is already mighty late.
If they are not already posted, or are not in the next newsletter when Oz and Master
Darque receive the advance copy on Feb 10ish--you are declared a dingleberry and your
score and alliance score will be impacted negatively. It WILL SUCK! Can you imagine
a sucking dingleberry?! Not pretty. Not one bit.
Turf war cert receipt update through Jan 11, 2014:
Serpents Hold 200 Royal Flush Slugbait
Assur Grimm Le Pentarque
La Guillotine OBG Master Fox
Damien Darkheart Nuke Test Darque Forces
Land Of Oz Team Toons Fast Food
Garbage Pail Kids OAB Bubbaganoosh
Amerkun Injun Otto X Stillgard
Turf war probable teams: (some official*, some rumor, some unofficial)
LBA+* Assur (Capt), OAB, Otis The Drunk, Kharadmon
Bash Bros Park, Shewish Buffet, Cheers,
Garbage Pail Kids
M*MBO Master Darque (Capt), Madwand, Otto X,
Bubbaganoosh
Desolation of SMOC Crip (Capt), Mannequin, Slugbait, OZ
INNER CIRCLE* Damien Darkheart (Capt), Spirit, The Chosen One
Var
Spectral Steel, D.A. Rejects, Amerkun Injun
Baal's Minions
KGGP* La Guillotine (Capt), Le Pentarque, Khisanth,
Grimm
Weird Alchemy, Les Turfistes, Serpent's Hold 200,
Horny Goat X
New Wave* Master Fox (Capt), Captain Umbra
Clan Kitfox, White Shadow
Discipline of Steel* Deep Thought (Capt), Gentleben, Stillgard
Team OBG Howlin Wolf, Malaquar, Baron Bentsword
Players looking for a team:
The Greek Guy
Tokah
Ragnorak
Street Legal
So there it is. Get with it or be a dingleberry.
Outspoken Oz and Master Darque
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 367): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 272): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 367): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 336): DEAD GAWDS (Death Jester, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 272): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ding Dong, the witch is dead! Long live the candlestick maker! Or do I have
my nursery rhymes and stories mixed up. Hopefully, I'll be back next turn to sort it
all out.
Jack B. Nimble
Royal Flush
Duelmaster of North Fork
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
MAMBOLAND. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. TOLBINS HIVE A now holds
the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NUKE TEST, who swept up 14 places in the
ranks. Take a look at D.A. REJECTS' act, as they have a 2-1-0 week and gain 11
places in the team ranking. Hey everybody, watch out for BIKINI ATOLL, who flew up
20 points in the rankings after mashing JENNA like a melon. Keep your eye on this
beast. And falling like a basher in the top ten was JENNA, who dropped 16 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BIKINI ATOLL. Well here's a
duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! JACK B. NIMBLE made a
challenge against BRAVE NEW RODENT this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with
aught but bloody knuckles was BASH BROS PARK's BRAVE NEW RODENT, who was turned away
from the Duelmastership by JACK B. NIMBLE. Can you believe they are paying me 10
gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MAMBOLAND arena. Here's
a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BAAL'S MINIONS? Big bad BAAL'S
MINIONS. Big bad BAAL'S MINIONS. MAMBOLAND's afraid of the big bad BAAL'S MINIONS.
Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: BAAL'S MINIONS +
Weapons That go Boom = LAND OF OZ + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges
were votes, ICE WIND would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't
want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! NORTON defied all odds and slew
CASTLE THUNDER in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
CASTLE THUNDER's meat is notoriously tough. In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?'
category, BOMBULOID was mashed by VOLUND, who let BOMBULOID know that killing members
of JOMSVIKINGS is a no-no. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MAMBOLAND have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos),
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 19 11 1 118 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YORL 7153 16 6 0 140 LES TURFISTES (727)
NORM 6227 17 22 2 137 CHEERS (659)
-DR. COX 7009 14 7 2 112 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PETIT JARDINIA 7154 16 8 0 110 LES TURFISTES (727)
-ASTROTRAIN 7352 17 9 0 105 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DING DONG 7516 19 8 1 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 10 7 1 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 13 10 2 93 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 12 8 0 93 NUKE TEST (769)
-ACE HARDWARE 7492 12 9 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WENDY 7552 11 7 1 90 FAST FOOD (724)
JENNA 5099 18 23 4 87 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 9 2 0 86 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WITCHCRAZE 5201 8 5 2 85 DARQUE FORCES (396)
NORTON 7010 15 12 3 80 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-STARSCREAM 7419 13 11 0 79 DARQUE FORCES (396)
REBECCA 7789 11 9 2 79 CHEERS (659)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 11 9 0 78 TEAM TOONS (764)
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 9 3 2 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-FLESH HUNTER 6053 11 2 0 76 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BUGS 7737 7 13 0 76 TEAM TOONS (764)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 9 3 1 73 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-EXPOSED 7595 8 2 1 71 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 12 8 0 67 OBG! (765)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STING 7656 9 3 0 66 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-SIEGE BEST 5797 14 13 1 65 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 10 6 1 64 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CAPTURED PORK 7581 7 4 0 63 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
GAUTREK 7666 11 13 1 60 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 8 4 0 60 LES TURFISTES (727)
HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 11 8 0 59 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
YRSA 7671 10 16 1 59 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
VOLUND 7670 8 18 1 59 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-RU BRINGER 7510 6 6 1 57 LES TURFISTES (727)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 8 12 0 56 MSNBC (755)
-FANG SKIN 6070 9 4 0 55 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995 4 1 0 53 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 8 3 1 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 8 2 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MEGABOLOX 4312 6 0 0 51 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 8 7 2 50 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ASP 7591 6 3 0 50 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
EMERALD CITY 7896 4 1 0 49 LAND OF OZ (217)
ICE WIND 7758 9 9 0 48 BASH BROS PARK (766)
DEATH 4957 7 6 0 44 DEAD GAWDS (543)
NK 7800 7 13 0 44 NUKE TEST (769)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 6 2 1 43 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
THE BOMB 7883 6 9 0 40 NUKE TEST (769)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 6 14 0 40 TEAM TOONS (764)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 5 15 0 39 TEAM TOONS (764)
GET THE POINT? 5097 6 13 1 38 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
BOMBULOID 4304 6 3 3 37 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
DRONE A4 8098 3 0 0 37 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
THE DOCTOR 8142 3 0 0 36 D.A. REJECTS (787)
DRONE A1 8097 3 0 0 35 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 2 0 0 33 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-EAT IT RAW 7996 3 2 0 32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 5 5 1 31 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 4 0 0 30 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HADES 4959 8 5 0 29 DEAD GAWDS (543)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 3 0 0 29 MSNBC (755)
-TRAIN WRECK 7988 2 3 1 28 WHITE SHADOW (779)
DOMINO 8143 2 1 0 27 D.A. REJECTS (787)
YAMA 6384 6 2 0 26 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-TAINTED WHEAT 7725 4 2 0 26 HORNY GOAT X (750)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 4 5 2 25 NUKE TEST (769)
-FOUL BILL 8061 1 2 0 24 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRAIN LES 8060 2 0 0 23 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARAWN 6415 4 4 1 22 DEAD GAWDS (543)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 5 5 0 20 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DAHAK 4961 4 8 0 20 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-CLAM CHOWDAH 7998 2 2 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-NIGHTS CALL 7989 4 1 0 19 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-LION 8020 4 0 0 19 LAND OF OZ (217)
CRAPULODON 4305 3 6 0 19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-SPED 6847 3 4 0 19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 2 3 0 19 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-BAPHOMASHER 5849 4 6 0 18 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 1 2 0 18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-ANGRY CLAM 7997 2 2 0 17 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
DRONE A2 8099 2 1 0 17 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
JIM 8126 2 1 1 16 CLAN KITFOX (781)
ONIKOROSHI 8014 2 3 0 16 CLAN KITFOX (781)
HANZO 8018 2 3 0 15 CLAN KITFOX (781)
-ECOMORAL TINKER 8120 2 0 1 14 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
CHUCK TODD 8055 2 4 0 13 MSNBC (755)
-CHUCK NORRIS 8028 2 0 0 13 SIFU MONKS (782)
-JET LI 8025 1 2 0 13 SIFU MONKS (782)
-STAN CAN 8058 1 0 0 13 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
CASTLE 8079 1 1 0 12 LAND OF OZ (217)
CRADOSAURUS 3 8163 1 0 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977 0 5 0 11 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-WEAK SAUCE 7992 2 2 0 10 WHITE SHADOW (779)
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 1 0 0 10 FAST FOOD (724)
-SKYWARP 8063 1 0 0 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DEMENTIATOR 8081 0 3 0 9 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LA BRUHA 8124 1 1 0 8 WHITE SHADOW (779)
RAMBLER 8052 1 1 0 7 GAS MONKEY (783)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994 0 1 0 7 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
JINX 7951 1 3 0 6 TEAM TOONS (764)
CIAKAR 8049 1 1 0 5 GAS MONKEY (783)
-BRUCE LEE 8024 1 2 0 5 SIFU MONKS (782)
BECKETT 8090 0 3 0 5 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
DRONE ALE 8139 1 1 0 4 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-BROKEN SKY 7990 0 4 0 4 WHITE SHADOW (779)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 0 2 0 4 GAS MONKEY (783)
-MINI VINNIE 8059 0 3 0 3 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 0 1 0 1 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
YULE HOG 8182 0 1 0 1 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MOP 8175 0 1 0 CHEERS 659 SUPER-SIZE ME 337 NONE
MOP BUCKET 8174 0 1 0 CHEERS 659 SOUTH SPOON 337 NONE
CLOUD 8138 0 2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 WHOPPER 337 NONE
KITSUNE 8017 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 ARAWN 6415 334
SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125 1 2 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 SUPER-SIZE ME 337 NONE
DA13 8180 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 ORC PLAGUE 337 NONE
CASTLE THUNDER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA NORTON 7010 337 NONE
DEAD 1213 8173 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 SOUTH SPOON 337 NONE
DA1 8157 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 SUPER-SIZE ME 337 NONE
DA2 8158 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 SUBTERFUGE 337 NONE
DA3 8159 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 SOUTH SPOON 337 NONE
HAM BURGLAR 7698 8 4 0 FAST FOOD 724 EVIL ONE 6586 334
BAD 1 8160 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 WHOPPER 337 NONE
BAD 2 8161 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 SUBTERFUGE 337 NONE
DAA 8179 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 ORC PLAGUE 337 NONE
MILK STOUT 7594 4 5 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 336
GRIMHILD 7668 7 17 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756 BOMBULOID 4304 335 JUST REVENGED
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 10 11 0 MSNBC 755 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 336
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TRINITY 7923 5 4 0 NUKE TEST 769 GAUTREK 7666 333 NOT REVENGED
DA1 8170 0 1 0 OBG! 765 SMOKESCREEN 337 NONE
DA2 8171 0 1 0 OBG! 765 SMOKESCREEN 337 NONE
DA3 8172 0 1 0 OBG! 765 SMOKESCREEN 337 NONE
SKY PILOT 7769 13 6 2 OBG! 765 NORM 6227 336
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 6 13 1 OBG! 765 BOMBULOID 4304 336
BANANA SMOOTHIE 8177 0 1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 SOUTH SPOON 337 NONE
SEE YA 8164 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 SUBTERFUGE 337 NONE
GHASTLY GUARD 7976 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 ECOMORAL TINKER 8120 335
ECOMORAL GATHER 8122 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125 335
ECOMORAL HUNTER 8083 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 TRAIN WRECK 7988 334
DRONE A3 8096 1 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 TSAR BOMBA 7975 337
DRONE A5 8100 0 1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 JIM 8126 335
PERSONAL ADS
Haha! It takes two hands to handle a whopper, but I only needed one! Dead DA
Whopper! Yes! Old Oz wanted to DA me, but I sure fooled him! -- Yellow Brick (the
foundation of The Land Of Oz)
Jack B. Nimble flushed me. He is a more deserving Duelmaster. He is also a
gloryhound alliance mate! -- Ding Dong
Chuck Todd -- You sneaky misreporter! How can you stomach to spout all that
inaccurate fluff stuff? And then to dare come and dirty up my Castle? Dirt ball! --
Oz The All Angered
Tsar Bomba -- I defused you. It was fun. -- Emerald City
Me? I am patiently waiting for The face. Oz says I get to fight there. Later... --
Lion
Beware The Desolation of SMOC! -- Oz The All Excited
Teams! Declarations! Certs! Teams! Declarations! Certs! Teams! Declarations!
Certs! Teams! Declarations! Certs! Get it? -- Oz The All Worried
Health. Humility. Honor.
Happy New Year to all.
Oz and Consortiumites everywhere
I'm back for some bums kicking! I will join the awesome new team KGGP captained by
La Guillotine, with Khisanth and Grimm. My Champion will be little old Yorl. Merry
Christmas... -- Le Pentarque
Khisanth and his Serpents will be joining "Kick Your Bums In" along with Grimm, La
Guillotine, and Le Pentarchie for the coming Turf Wars! -- Khisanth
I am declarion LION, however cowardly he is, as my Champion for TW9. -- Oz The All
Hopeful
All -- I hope to read LOTS of declarations of teams this turn. -- Oz The All
Expectant
I declare my Turf War champion to be, Apple Cider Hider. -- slugbait
Oz the All-Mentoring -- Thanks for the management info. Now the arena has you to
thank for my (hopeful) production increase (AKA whupins). -- Master Fox
Ecomoral Tinker -- I guess you don't like getting hit in the forehead! -- Jim
Spectral Steel -- Valkyrie Vampire needs a stake through the heart! -- Master Fox
I'm excited about the Turf Wars... TO VICTORY! -- Master Fox
I, Mannequin, do hereby declare myself to be a member of the team, Desolation of
SMOC. Second Bananas do hereby name Tobias Funke to be their rightful champion. --
Mannequin
Norton -- Aren't you dead yet? -- Mannequin, your (hopefully) ex-manager
Mamboland -- I would like to declare my team Gas Monkey will be a member of DOS in
the upcoming Turf War. -- Stillgard
Let it known that I, The Chosen One, (mgr. of A'merkin Injuns) am announcing my
intention to join the Turf Wars with the Inner Circle. Thank you.
The Inner Circle Turf Wars team once again acknowledges The Chosen One and his
A'merkin Injuns as a member of our team, joining myself, Var, and Spirit. -- Dameon
Darkheart, Inner Circle Captain.
After a dissapointing showing in the last turf war, Oz, Mannequin and Slugbait
decided to recruit Crip back into the fellowship that had won previous Turf Wars.
However, the Tolkienesque identity of the alliance has ebbed and flowed with the
tides of change, including the Fellowship of the SCOMSSS, and return of the SCOMS and
a victorious COMPP squad. However, the last edition of OFLB didn't seem to cut the
mustard, so I've agreed to return to lead this small band of heroes from the shire.
The first step will be to return to our Tolkienesque origins and identify our Turf
War team as "The Desolation of SMOC". Slugbait (Mystic Orc Feast), Mannequin (Second
Bananas) and Oz (Land of Oz) will be kept under a short leash by the team captain
Crip, at least until after 2nd breakfast. -- Crip, Mgr of Royal Flush
P.S. We of course expect our senior citizen....err, make that statesman, Oz to get
slightly confused and pledge his allegiance to the Desolation of SCOM, and we accept
that as an inadvertent typo caused by his recent period of lack of employment. We've
heard that's over now, so he should be good from here on in.
Er, uh, SCOM, SMOC, MOCS, uh, what was that I pledged to? -- Oz The All Confused
In case I have forgotton to make this declaration, I, Oz The Conservative, Manager of
Land Of Oz, declare for The Desolation Of SMOC, captained by Crip of Royal Flush. --
Oz The All Excited
Khisanth -- I am not sure what you did or did not do to annoy hal, but there
were no personals from you. Did you perhaps try to send an attachment? Hal
won't have anything to do with those. -- the editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NORTON viciously butchered CASTLE THUNDER in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAMURAYAYAY MEX was murdered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
CLOUD was assassinated by WHOPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DAA was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 1213 was butchered by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BAD 2 was slaughtered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was viciously butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SEE YA was easily killed by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BANANA SMOOTHIE was dispatched by SOUTH SPOON in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was killed by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DA3 was assassinated by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
MOP BUCKET was unbelievably slain by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena conflict.
MOP was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
DA13 was dealt death by ORC PLAGUE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
DA2 was easily killed by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BAD 1 was dispatched by WHOPPER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
VOLUND handily defeated BOMBULOID in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud bout.
HANZO was bested by ARAWN in a 2 minute gory Bloodfeud brawl.
BATTLE BANSHEE was overpowered by DRONE A4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JACK B. NIMBLE beat BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was handily defeated by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute competition.
REBECCA overpowered YRSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EMERALD CITY demolished YAMA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
TEN TRICK'S EX unbelievably bested DEATH in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
GAUTREK overpowered ICE WIND in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was luckily beaten by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE ZULU overpowered DAHAK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHUCK TODD was vanquished by THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ALEC BALDWIN beat CRAPULODON in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CASTLE won victory over BECKETT in a popular 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
DING DONG unbelievably bested BUGS in a exciting 6 minute brutal veteran's fray.
JENNA was luckily beaten by BIKINI ATOLL in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's fight.
NORM handily defeated MY LITTLE GTO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DIAPER LEEK was savagely defeated by WENDY in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
YELLOW BRICK overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was overcome by HOMEY D. CLONE in a action packed 4 minute match.
NK beat HADES in a 2 minute bout.
GET THE POINT? was vanquished by MEGABOLOX in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE DOCTOR demolished DEMENTIATOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DRONE A1 overpowered VALKYRIE VAMPIRE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DRONE A3 was slaughtered by TSAR BOMBA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ODIN AVERSSON was vanquished by DOMINO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JIM viciously subdued DRONE ALE in a action packed 6 minute bloody amateur's match.
DRONE A2 demolished VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RAMBLER subdued ULF LONG-LEG in a popular 1 minute beginner's fight.
CIAKAR was narrowly defeated by ONIKOROSHI in a 2 minute novice's fray.
JINX was overcome by CRADOSAURUS 3 in a exciting 1 minute novice's duel.
SUPERSIZE ME handily defeated YULE HOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 64 - 52 - 3 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 69 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 22 - 2 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 19 - 2 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 STRIKING ATTACK 63 - 75 - 7 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 AIMED BLOW 58 - 72 - 2 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 75 - 8 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 51 - 4 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 62 - 3 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 28 - 0 28 |
Turn 337 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JACK B. NIMBLE 7446 19 11 1 118 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 19 8 1 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 13 10 2 93 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK WENDY 7552 11 7 1 90 FAST FOOD (724)
WALL OF STEEL NORTON 7010 15 12 3 80 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 11 9 0 78 TEAM TOONS (764)
SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD CITY 7896 4 1 0 49 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW DRONE A4 8098 3 0 0 37 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
BUGS 7737. The ten other most popular fighters were DEATH 4957, WENDY 7552, CASTLE
8079, JENNA 5099, BAD 1 8160, QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774, JIM 8126, BANANA SMOOTHIE
8177, DA3 8159, and ARAWN 6415.
The least popular fighter this week was DEAD 1213 8173. The other ten least popular
fighters were VICKY MENDOZA 8048, ODIN AVERSSON 7968, VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977,
DEMENTIATOR 8081, GET THE POINT? 5097, HADES 4959, CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741, DING DONG
7516, DAHAK 4961, and YRSA 7671.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JACK B. NIMBLE (47-7446) ROYAL FLUSH (48)