DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/11/2014    Duedate: 03/10/2014

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-338

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YORL
LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-7153) [17-6-0,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YORL                           THE DOCTOR
LES TURFISTES (727)            D.A. REJECTS (787)
(47-7153) [17-6-0,151]         (47-8142) [4-0-0,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           ZITH
CHEERS (659)                   PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
(47-6227) [17-23-2,100]        (47-7361) [7-8-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS PARK (766)        57
2. HORNY GOAT X (750)          53      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. D.A. REJECTS (787)          52      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)     47
5. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)       46      D.A. REJECTS (787)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      10   5  0 66.7   1/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  4 1
 2/ 8*D.A. REJECTS (787)         9   5  0 64.3   2/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  3 2
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         729 454 25 61.6   3/ 5 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      7  3 0
 4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       77  51  3 60.2   4/17*D.A. REJECTS (787)        7  5 0
 5/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)     266 178 25 59.9   5/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  8 1
 6/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      41  29  2 58.6   6/22 LES TURFISTES (727)       6  2 0
 7/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   378 275 27 57.9   7/18*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   6  3 0
 8/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         840 647 43 56.5   8- 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      6  4 0
 9/ 0 OTTODROME TW (728)        85  70  6 54.8   9/30 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   6  4 0
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)      58  50  5 53.7  10/ 2 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  5 0
11/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)      266 237 20 52.9  11/ 6 NUKE TEST (769)           6  6 1
12/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   177 167 11 51.5  12/ 4 TEAM TOONS (764)          6  9 0
13-13 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     124 124  9 50.0  13/23 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      5  2 1
14/11 FAST FOOD (724)           88  88  2 50.0  14/29 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5  4 1
15/27*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)    8   8  0 50.0  15/11 MSNBC (755)               5  8 0
16-14*SIFU MONKS (782)           7   7  0 50.0  16/12 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5  9 0
17/15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      68  69  2 49.6  17/13*CLAN KITFOX (781)         5 10 0
18/12 CHEERS (659)              93  97  8 48.9  18/20 FAST FOOD (724)           4  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       21  24  3 46.7  19/19*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      4  6 0
20/18 HORNY GOAT X (750)        27  31  3 46.6  20/10 CHEERS (659)              4  7 1
21/16*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  13  15  0 46.4  21/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    4  7 0
22/19 DEAD GAWDS (543)          30  37  1 44.8  22/28*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  3  5 0
23/20 OBG! (765)                44  57  5 43.6  23/24 DARQUE FORCES (396)       3  5 0
24/21 NUKE TEST (769)           41  56  3 42.3  24/21 OBG! (765)                3 10 1
25/26 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   36  51  1 41.4  25/ 8 DEAD GAWDS (543)          3 12 0
26/ 0*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)      2   3  1 40.0  26/ 0*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     2  3 1
27/22 MSNBC (755)               41  63  1 39.4  27/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    2  3 0
28/24*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)       7  11  0 38.9  28-16*SIFU MONKS (782)          2  3 0
29/25 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       218 361 21 37.7  29/31 HORNY GOAT X (750)        2  6 1
30/28*CLAN KITFOX (781)         11  19  2 36.7  30/14*WHITE SHADOW (779)        2  6 0
31/29 TEAM TOONS (764)          34  62  1 35.4  31/26*GAS MONKEY (783)          2  8 0
32/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         46  88  4 34.3  32-27 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      1  2 0
33/23*WHITE SHADOW (779)         9  19  1 32.1  33/ 0 OTTODROME TW (728)        1  4 0
34/31*GAS MONKEY (783)           3  12  0 20.0  34/15 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): TOLBINS HIVE A (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                   (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Greeting M@#&@!@^)... errr, North Fork.  I'm proud to be leaving this place just
in time for the upcoming Turf War.  Heaven knows I wouldn't be picking up many points
for Desolation of SCOM if I were to be sticking around.  For those who care about
such things, here's the scouting book on me from the commission.  My starting numbers
were 9-11-16-17-8-12-11, and I've trained skills every single fight in my career,
enough to accumulate a total of 61 skills in 39 FE.  My ratings as I leave here are
AdExs in Decise (-2) and Init (mode), and Experts in Attack (mode) and Riposte (-1).
Combine those bonuses (or lack thereof) with Very Little Endurance and only Good
Damage doing means the boss was quite happy with me leaving this place with a 63% W/L
record.  But to make matters worse, the commission informs me that my favourite
weapon is the Mace, with a Moderate/Moderate rhythm while using this Slash tactic.  I
also tend to focus on Parry skills (13 so far, no rating).  You can undoubtedly see
why I will be retiring after leaving this place.   I'd have to say, the proudest
moment in my dueling career was going into the Orlando Champions tournament without
even having an Advanced Expert rating to my name, and coming out of there with a 2-3
record.   So read what you want into my words of wisdom.

Jack B. Nimble
Royal Flush
2 time Duelmaster of North Fork
Lord Protector

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
MAMBOLAND brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, TOLBINS HIVE A, since 
LAND OF OZ took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for D.A. REJECTS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Warty Toad and join LES TURFISTES' celebration over their good record this turn.  6th 
place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join SERPENTS HOLD 200's celebration 
over their good record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying 
drinks for BASH BROS PARK's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  DEAD GAWDS has 
fallen to 25th place after going 1-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for WHITE SHADOW, who went 0-5-0 and dropped 16 
into 30th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Now let's all watch SECOND BANANAS' 
heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MARLBORO MAN win a fight and 
gain 27 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CRAPULODON beat TRAIN WRECK and TRAIN WRECK lost 
15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster 
SUBTERFUGE Dark Arena Challenged this turn.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as 
SUBTERFUGE killed the Duelmaster, JACK B. NIMBLE, leaving ROYAL FLUSH in mourning.  
This incredible death has allowed, I might add, YORL from LES TURFISTES to ascend to 
the throne of Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  LAND OF 
OZ, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to 
know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like BAAL'S MINIONS avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, NORM was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego 
swell, sports fans.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, ASTROTRAIN 
challenged up 32 to take on NORM of CHEERS.  Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I 
heard that before?) won this match and gained 5 points to boot!  Ha ha ha, NORM.  I 
guess I can give a little credit to CIAKAR of GAS MONKEY for challenging up by 22 to 
DOMINO.  CIAKAR lost to get 7 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next 
guy, but hey STAFF OF LIFE, whyja send ECOMORAL TINKER to the Dark Arena, look at his 
record, huh?  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see EXPOSED and 
HORNY GOAT X at The Warty Toad tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over 
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YORL 7153                    17   6  0   151       LES TURFISTES (727)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. COX 7009                 15   7  2   119       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583       11   7  1   113       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              18   9  0   110       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        14  10  2   109       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          16   9  0   107       LES TURFISTES (727)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             19  16  1   103       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 NORM 6227                    17  23  2   100       CHEERS (659)
 WENDY 7552                   12   7  1   100       FAST FOOD (724)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             10   2  0   100       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 9   3  0   100       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 WITCHCRAZE 5201               9   5  2    96       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  14  1    92       OTTODROME TW (728)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPOSED 7595                  9   2  1    88       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-JENNA 5099                   18  23  4    87       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799            12   9  0    87       NUKE TEST (769)
 FADDLE 7897                   7   2  0    85       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DING DONG 7516               19   9  1    84       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            12  10  0    84       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           7   2  0    84       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             10   3  1    83       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 NORTON 7010                  15  13  3    81       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 STING 7656                   10   3  0    79       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 FLESH HUNTER 6053            12   2  0    78       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 STARSCREAM 7419              13  12  0    76       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            8   4  0    76       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 REBECCA 7789                 11  10  2    74       CHEERS (659)
 BUGS 7737                     7  14  0    74       TEAM TOONS (764)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788            9   4  0    71       LES TURFISTES (727)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RU BRINGER 7510               7   6  1    70       LES TURFISTES (727)
 YRSA 7671                    11  16  1    69       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANG SKIN 6070               10   4  0    66       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580      9   4  2    66       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          11  10  0    63       TEAM TOONS (764)
 BOMBULOID 4304                7   3  3    63       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ZITH 7361                     7   8  0    63       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             5   1  0    63       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ASP 7591                      7   3  0    62       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           12   9  0    61       OBG! (765)
 SIEGE BEST 5797              14  14  1    59       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          11   8  0    59       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 ICE WIND 7758                10   9  0    59       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         9   3  1    57       BASH BROS PARK (766)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOM SLINGER 6335             7   2  1    56       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864            10   7  1    54       LAND OF OZ (217)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           9   2  0    53       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           8  13  0    53       MSNBC (755)
 NK 7800                       8  13  0    52       NUKE TEST (769)
 VOLUND 7670                   8  19  1    50       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        7  14  0    50       TEAM TOONS (764)
 GAUTREK 7666                 11  14  1    48       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       8   8  2    48       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MEGABOLOX 4312                6   1  0    47       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               4   0  0    44       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 GOLD DUST 7983                2   2  1    44       OTTODROME TW (728)
 THE BOMB 7883                 6  10  0    43       NUKE TEST (769)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995            4   2  0    42       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 EAT IT RAW 7996               4   2  0    42       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941             3   0  0    41       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           6  13  1    38       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 FOUL BILL 8061                2   2  0    38       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           5  16  0    37       TEAM TOONS (764)
-DRONE A4 8098                 3   0  0    37       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         5   6  1    36       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-DRONE A1 8097                 3   0  0    35       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 DEATH 4957                    7   7  0    34       DEAD GAWDS (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARAWN 6415                    5   4  1    33       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 CRAPULODON 4305               4   6  0    33       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BRAIN LES 8060                3   0  0    33       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 HADES 4959                    8   6  0    30       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 DOMINO 8143                   3   1  0    30       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           2   2  0    30       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   4  0    30       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 CASTLE 8079                   2   1  0    28       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             1   0  0    27       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 CHUCK TODD 8055               3   4  0    26       MSNBC (755)
 LION 8020                     5   0  0    25       LAND OF OZ (217)
 YAMA 6384                     6   3  0    24       DEAD GAWDS (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIDDLE 7898                   5   4  0    23       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              4   1  0    23       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             3   1  0    23       MSNBC (755)
 STAN CAN 8058                 2   0  0    23       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 JIM 8126                      3   1  1    22       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            5   6  0    21       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAHAK 4961                    4   9  0    21       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               4   6  2    20       NUKE TEST (769)
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110             2   0  0    20       FAST FOOD (724)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               1   0  1    20       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 HANZO 8018                    3   3  0    19       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-SPED 6847                     3   4  0    19       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       1   0  0    19       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BAPHOMASHER 5849              4   6  0    18       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 JAVELIN 7448                  4   5  0    17       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DRONE A2 8099                 2   1  0    17       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 NUT BROWN 8178                1   0  1    15       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               1   1  0    15       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              4   2  0    14       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 JINX 7951                     2   3  0    14       TEAM TOONS (764)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             1   1  0    14       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 TRAIN WRECK 7988              2   4  1    13       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-CHUCK NORRIS 8028             2   0  0    13       SIFU MONKS (782)
-JET LI 8025                   1   2  0    13       SIFU MONKS (782)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               1   0  0    13       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            0   1  0    13       CHEERS (659)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            0   1  0    13       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ANGRY CLAM 7997               2   3  0    12       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 BECKETT 8090                  1   3  0    12       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          1   0  0    12       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 WEAK SAUCE 7992               2   3  0    11       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           1   0  1    11       OBG! (765)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            1   2  0    11       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BROKEN POND 8105              1   0  0    11       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            1   0  0    11       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 ARENAMUSTARD 8140             1   0  0    11       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               1   0  0    11       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            1   0  0    11       LES TURFISTES (727)
 FOX 8148                      1   0  0    11       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          1   0  0    11       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 ONIKOROSHI 8014               2   4  0    10       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 SKYWARP 8063                  1   1  0    10       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        1   0  0    10       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 DEMENTIATOR 8081              0   4  0    10       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          0   1  0     9       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 CIAKAR 8049                   1   2  0     7       GAS MONKEY (783)
 NOT FADE AWAY 8191            1   0  0     7       OBG! (765)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         0   1  0     7       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 MINI VINNIE 8059              1   3  0     6       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-BRUCE LEE 8024                1   2  0     5       SIFU MONKS (782)
 LA BRUHA 8124                 1   2  0     5       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 LUTHER VAN DAM 8200           1   0  0     5       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BROKEN SKY 7990               0   5  0     5       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 CRADOSAURUS 3 8163            1   1  0     4       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-DRONE ALE 8139                1   1  0     4       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ROOK 8204                     1   0  0     4       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 ZANDRAMAS 7593                0   1  0     1       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 MAX 8203                      0   1  0     1       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 TACO 8190                     0   1  0     1       FAST FOOD (724)
 IRON DEMON 8195               0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 DAD HUSBANDSON 8168           0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         0   1  0     1       OBG! (765)
 IRON BARD 8166                0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 ROGUE STACHE 8206             0   1  0     1       GAS MONKEY (783)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           0   1  0     1       MSNBC (755)
 SHOGUN 8196                   0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MY GIRL 8192                  0   1  0     1       OBG! (765)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALLIN' INJUN 8103      0  1 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786  CASTLE THUNDER        338  NONE
SORING CACTUS 8104      0  1 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786  BIG MAC               338  NONE
LOST 8185               0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   SOUTH SPOON           338  NONE
CLAM CHOWDAH 7998       2  3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 NIMBLE FOX 8135       338   
BARSTOOL 1 8197         0  1 0 CHEERS 659           DONETO                338  NONE
BARSTOOL 2 8198         0  1 0 CHEERS 659           SUBTERFUGE            338  NONE
KITSUNE 8017            1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      ARAWN 6415            334  NOT REVENGED
DEAT 0114 8199          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    ALEX TREBEK           338  NONE
DA 8188                 0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        BIG MAC               338  NONE
DA 2 8189               0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SUPER-SIZE ME         338  NONE
HAM BURGLAR 7698        8  4 0 FAST FOOD 724        EVIL ONE 6586         334  NONE
CARVIN' MARVIN 8150     0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132   338   
GREY PINTO 8205         0  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       ALEX TREBEK           338  NONE
RAMBLER 8052            1  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       NUT BROWN 8178        338   
CRUD 8187               0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     BIG MAC               338  NONE
CRUD MASTER 8186        0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     BIG MAC               338  NONE
MILK STOUT 7594         4  5 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 336  JUST REVENGED
GRIMHILD 7668           7 17 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756      BOMBULOID 4304        335  REVENGED
FIRED! 8201             0  1 0 MSNBC 755            SMOKESCREEN           338  NONE
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632    10 11 0 MSNBC 755            BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 336   
YULE HOGS 8194          0  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 WHOPPER               338  NONE
SKY PILOT 7769         13  6 2 OBG! 765             NORM 6227             336   
WHAT'D I SAY 7742       6 13 1 OBG! 765             BOMBULOID 4304        336   
JACK B. NIMBLE 7446    19 12 1 ROYAL FLUSH 48       SUBTERFUGE            338  NONE
GHASTLY GUARD 7976      0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ECOMORAL TINKER 8120  335   
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE 7977   0  6 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   DONETO                338  NONE
ECOMORAL GATHER 8122    0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     SAMURAYAYAY MEX 8125  335  NONE
ECOMORAL HUNTER 8083    0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     TRAIN WRECK 7988      334  NOT REVENGED
ECOMORAL TINKER 8120    2  1 1 STAFF OF LIFE 32     SUPER-SIZE ME         338  NONE
HOME STEWARD 8167       0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ORC PLAGUE            338  NONE
LIGHT WATCHMAN 8169     0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     SUBTERFUGE            338  NONE
DRONE A3 8096           1  2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   TSAR BOMBA 7975       337   
DRONE A5 8100           0  1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   JIM 8126              335   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Let the DESOLATION begin. -- Oz The All Anticipatory

Slugbait, Mannequin, Captain Crip -- I wish you godspeed and great fortune.  Others,
may your dung heap grow exponentially. -- Oz The All Motivating

Captain Peach fuzz -- I was sorry that I hit you so hard up the side of the face with
that brick.  Thank goodness it was a recycled brick. -- Yellow Brick, Land Of Oz

     Biodegradable, too.

Bugs -- That was a bell-ringer and I laughed my way all the way through the carrot
patch. -- Ding Dong, Land Of Oz

Becket -- I will just bet you were an illicit and/or non-random rollup.  I will put
money on it!  But I bent you like becket anyhow.  Oh, yeah. -- Castle, Land Of Oz

Yama -- Ha. -- Emerald City, Land Of Oz (the Harley version)

All -- Yikes!  Here we go again.  I started last TW with a pre-turn 4-0.  Did it
again.  Does not bode well for SCOM.  Oh well, that is potty-mouth Captain Crip's
problem!  Can he handle it?  (wink) -- Oz The All Informative

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Good luck to all in Turf War 9 . May the best team win.
-- Oz The All Excited

Here we go!  The time for some bums kicking! -- LP

All -- I, Madwand formally declare my team Faast Food as a participant in the Turf
War.  I will be a member of M*mbo.

North Fork -- We declare Captured Pork to be our champion for the Turf War.  And lest
you forget, we are battling on behalf of LBA+. -- One Armed Bandit and Shewish Buffet

ALL -- I, Gentleben, do hereby announce my affiliation with the Alliance Discipline
Of Steel (DOS) with Deep Thought being Capt.  My team Pawn Of Prophecy will be
joining the TW fighting for DOS. -- Gentleben, Pawn Of Prophecy

ALL -- My champion for the TW will be Zith. -- Gentleben, Pawn Of Prophecy

DOS -- Let's show these yahoos who's boss. -- Gentleben, Pawn of Prophecy

The Turf War is here!  Go team Inner Circle!

Spectral Steel is declaring Battle Banshee as our champion.  May she bring many
glorious victories to our stable!

Turf Warriors -- Castle Thunder will be the champion for Ottodrome TW.  That is all.
-- Otto X

All -- I, Master Fox, Captain of the New Wave Alliance, would like to welcome Tukoh,
Manager of Sifu Monks, to our team.  (Assuming he declares for us this turn.)

All -- I, Master Fox, also wish to welcome Karell, Manager of the Broken Clan, to our
team.  He may not be from this arena, but can still be slain... I mean slay, like the
rest of us.

All -- I, Master Fox, manager of Clan Kitfox, declare Jim as my Champion.

Arawn -- Damn!  I thought I had you that time. -- Hanzo

Jack B. gone.

20 years, my first 5 wit statements. -- G Staff

Ehh?  What's that you say?  21 deafness?! -- the aged aimer

Fear the Bananas: triple homicide.

Sucking dingleberries?  No, but once I had bedbugs.

A duel is fractal.

Slugbait is beer.

This turn's name award goes to Venomous Clementine!  (kinda rolls off the tongue)

Jim -- On principle. -- Ecomoral Tinker

I declare my warrior The Doctor as my champion. -- spirit of DA Rejects

All -- Good luck to all in the turf war! -- spirit

All -- I, Howlin' Wolf, will captain the GVSOP team for the upcoming Turf War.  GVSOP
will consist of the teams Nuke Test, OBG!, and Team Toons. -- Howlin' Wolf

All -- I would like to declare My Little GTO as OBG! team champion. -- Howlin' Wolf

Bash Bros Park declares Dog on the Loose as Champion. -- Assur
P.S.  If Stormlord wasn't here to change the weather, I might go for some freezing
cold wind, but I'm not going to try and succeed in his wheelhouse!  I'm good with a
nasty loose rabid dog.

Jack B. Nimble -- You aren't the only one that can make incredible jumps.
Unfortunately, your size gave you the advantage.  But relative to size, I far exceed
your jumping ability. -- Brave New Rodent

Gautrek -- Not surprising that I can't defeat a Viking....  You guys think the
freezing point is a heat wave. -- Ice Wind

Yorl -- Congrats on your TV!  Please kill Jack B. Nimble on your way outta this
place.  We really want nothing to do with either of you. -- Assur

Otis / OAB -- Even better, congratulations on your TVs!  That shouldn't hurt our
ability to compete!  Hopefully Kharadmon and I don't embarrass our TW team... --
Assur

All -- Flesh Hunter will be the champion of my team for the Turf War. -- Var, mgr of
Baal's Minions

North Fork -- In case my personal ads weren't clear enough last term, I confirm Oz
(Land of Oz), Slugbait (Mystic Orc Feast), Mannequin (Second Bananas) and myself
(Royal Flush) as members of the Desolation of SMOC.  And at the same time, I declare
the yummy Chicken A La King, to be my team Champion -- Crip, mgr of Royal Flush, Capt
of Desolation of SMOC.

All TW Competitors:
The following items have been added to the rules.
     It is not the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same
alliance.  Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors.
     Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be
scored as a loss for each warrior.
     Master Darque and Oz The All Informative

All TW contestants -- I declare that the champion of Weird Alchemy will be
Cradosaurus 3 -- La Guillotine

The TW is on!  Good luck to all -- LG (Kick Your Bums In, ex. KGGP)

Kick Your Bums In team -- Hey, let's kick their bums in!! -- LG

All -- It is my pleasure to announce the next great alliance in DM-47... the arena
that should not be named... Discipline of Steel, better known to you geeks as DOS.
Our members are 1) Gentleben managing Pawn of Prophesy 2) Death Jester running Dead 
Gawds 3) Stillgard pulling the strings of Gas Monkey 4) I shall assume the role of
Captain with my team of truth tellers known as MSNBC.  Gaze upon us and despair... 
bwahahahaha. -- Deep Thought

Please meke Sting my champion for the Turf Wars. -- Khisanth

Bash Bros Park declares Dog on the Loose as our champion. -- Assur

All -- I'm in.  Same crazy crew as last year. -- Team Toons

All -- I, Malaquar, manager of Nuke Test, will be part of the GVSOP team in the
upcoming Turf War.

All -- I, Death Jester, wish to formally announce that team Dead Gawds will
participate in the Turf War.  I am allied with Stillgard, Deep Thought, and Gentleben
on team Dos-Discipline of Steel. -- Death Jester

All -- I declare Death as champion of Dead Gawds. -- Death Jester

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK B. NIMBLE was viciously butchered by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
VALKYRIE VAMPIRE was dispatched by DONETO in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ECOMORAL TINKER was killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
YULE HOGS was viciously butchered by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DA 2 was slain by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BARSTOOL 2 was viciously butchered by SUBTERFUGE in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
GREY PINTO was savagely slain by ALEX TREBEK in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SORING CACTUS was assassinated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
FALLIN' INJUN was slaughtered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA was assassinated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
FIRED! was assassinated by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
HOME STEWARD was easily killed by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
BARSTOOL 1 was slain by DONETO in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DEAT 0114 was murdered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
LIGHT WATCHMAN was butchered by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
LOST was dealt death by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute Dark Arena bout.
CRUD MASTER was easily killed by BIG MAC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
CRUD was slaughtered by BIG MAC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
EXPOSED vanquished VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fray.
STING devastated MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered YELLOW BRICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BATTLE BANSHEE overpowered DAHAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ASTROTRAIN luckily beat NORM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge conflict.
CHICKEN A LA KING overpowered PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DIAPER LEEK overcame BUGS in a action packed 4 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NORTON was overpowered by WENDY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEPUTY FIFE savagely defeated BIKINI ATOLL in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
WITCHCRAZE won victory over ACE HARDWARE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
RU BRINGER demolished GAUTREK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FANG SKIN handily defeated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was overpowered by ASP in a 2 minute uneven Challenge competition.
DOOM SLINGER overpowered DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EMERALD CITY vanquished BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THE DOCTOR savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
ALEC BALDWIN was overpowered by NK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE ZULU was overpowered by CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was vanquished by EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LION savagely defeated DUNGEON PORTER in a unpopular 23 minute brutal Challenge match.
CRAPULODON handily defeated TRAIN WRECK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CIAKAR was subdued by DOMINO in a 2 minute novice vs. expert Challenge conflict.
SUPERSIZE ME overpowered WEAK SAUCE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SKYWARP was beaten by HANZO in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
YORL demolished PRACTICAL GENE in a 1 minute uneven Title competition.
DR. COX overpowered STARSCREAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MANDORALLEN vanquished REBECCA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BRAVE NEW RODENT demolished FADDLE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DING DONG was viciously subdued by MR. WOLF in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
FLESH HUNTER overcame ZITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute melee.
MIGHTY MANFRED was demolished by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YRSA demolished GOLD DUST in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
VOLUND was overpowered by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SIEGE BEST was handily defeated by BOMBULOID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEN TRICK'S EX luckily beat THE BOMB in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
ICE WIND overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 4 minute mismatched conflict.
DOG ON THE LOOSE slimly won victory over MEGABOLOX in a unpopular 15 minute match.
TSAR BOMBA was demolished by ARAWN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FOUL BILL devastated FIDDLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOBIAS FUNKE viciously subdued YAMA in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
HADES was vanquished by BRAIN LES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ONIKOROSHI was defeated by ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute brawl.
CHUCK TODD handily defeated JAVELIN in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
STAN CAN savagely defeated ODIN AVERSSON in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
NIGHTS CALL was demolished by CASTLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEMENTIATOR was overcome by BECKETT in a 2 minute bout.
LA BRUHA was devastated by TEENS SUCKING FACE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JIM slimly won victory over ANGRY CLAM in a 2 minute beginner's match.
JINX vanquished DAD HUSBANDSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BROKEN SKY was defeated by NOT FADE AWAY in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
CLAMTASTIC vanquished MAX in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MINI VINNIE subdued MY GIRL in a slow 6 minute novice's duel.
RAMBLER was butchered by NUT BROWN in a 1 minute uneven match.
CLAM CHOWDAH was dealt death by NIMBLE FOX in a exciting 3 minute novice's bout.
VICKY MENDOZA savagely defeated NICK TORTELLI in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
CRADOSAURUS 3 was bested by MUMMY MUSKETEER in a exciting 4 minute amateur's duel.
EGG NOGGIN handily defeated WARRIOR WIGHT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
APPLE CIDER HIDER devastated IRON BARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CARVIN' MARVIN was assassinated by SURFIN' SAFARI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PLAGUE PARADE subdued MAXIMILLIAN in a 2 minute beginner's conflict.
FOX demolished IRON DEMON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARLBORO MAN viciously subdued SHOGUN in a 5 minute gruesome expert vs. amateur match.
LATE OR EARLY subdued TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
LIL JOHNNY overpowered TACO in a 3 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
ARENAMUSTARD savagely defeated ROGUE STACHE in a 6 minute brutal novice's fray.
SLUMBERING TRUNK was overcome by LUTHER VAN DAM in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BROKEN POND overpowered STEVE KORNACKI in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
AMBITIOUS GOURD unbelievably bested ZANDRAMAS in a 6 minute beginner's match.
SIZZLING SCRIBE was outwaited by ROOK in a exciting 7 minute bloody amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         TOTAL PARRY       66 -  54 -  3      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  73 -  8      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  21 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  71 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         AIMED BLOW        58 -  74 -  2      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  22 -  2      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  58 -  4      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  84 -  7      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  28 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  63 -  3      28  |

Turn 338 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 13         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  8     AIMED BLOW         8 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        8 - 13         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 - 14         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   YORL 7153                  17   6  0  151 LES TURFISTES (727)
STRIKING ATTACK  DR. COX 7009               15   7  2  119 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TOTAL PARRY      ASTROTRAIN 7352            18   9  0  110 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      14  10  2  109 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        16   9  0  107 LES TURFISTES (727)
WALL OF STEEL    MANDORALLEN 7179           19  16  1  103 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
AIMED BLOW       MR. WOLF 7401               9   3  0  100 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738        11  10  0   63 TEAM TOONS (764)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ICE WIND 7758              10   9  0   59 BASH BROS PARK (766)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ZITH 7361.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE BOMB 7883, TOBIAS FUNKE 
7941, NORM 6227, ZANDRAMAS 7593, BUGS 7737, SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116, DEPUTY FIFE 7768, 
NIMBLE FOX 8135, CRADOSAURUS 3 8163, and DIAPER LEEK 7887.

The least popular fighter this week was LION 8020.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DUNGEON PORTER 7837, DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756, MEGABOLOX 4312, ROOK 8204, 
MY GIRL 8192, SHOGUN 8196, MINI VINNIE 8059, AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115, STEVE KORNACKI 
8202, and SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

YORL (47-7153) LES TURFISTES (727)
DR. COX (47-7009) SECOND BANANAS (573)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JACK B. NIMBLE (47-7446) ROYAL FLUSH (48)