DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/11/2014 Duedate: 04/07/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-339
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WITCHCRAZE
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-5201) [10-5-2,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY THE DOCTOR
D.A. REJECTS (787)
(47-8142) [5-0-0,50]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NORM ENCORE DEBOUT
CHEERS (659) LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-6227) [18-23-2,107] (47-7788) [10-4-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LES TURFISTES (727) 56
2. LAND OF OZ (217) 49 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. GAS MONKEY (783) 45 Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 37
5. CHEERS (659) 35 D.A. REJECTS (787)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 10 5 0 66.7 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 4 0
2/ 2*D.A. REJECTS (787) 12 7 0 63.2 2/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573) 9 3 2
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 732 456 25 61.6 3/ 4*D.A. REJECTS (787) 9 4 0
4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 81 52 3 60.9 4/ 7*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 8 2 0
5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 270 179 26 60.1 5/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727) 8 2 0
6/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 45 30 2 60.0 6/13 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 8 3 0
7/ 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 378 280 27 57.4 7/11 NUKE TEST (769) 7 5 2
8/15*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 12 9 0 57.1 8/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 7 5 0
9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 842 650 43 56.4 9/ 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 8 0
10/ 9 OTTODROME TW (728) 86 74 6 53.8 10/12 TEAM TOONS (764) 7 8 0
11/11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 269 239 20 53.0 11/ 3 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 6 4 0
12/10 BASH BROS PARK (766) 59 54 5 52.2 12/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 7 0
13/12 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 178 171 11 51.0 13/19*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 6 7 0
14-13 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 124 124 9 50.0 14/24 OBG! (765) 6 8 1
15/17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 70 72 2 49.3 15/16 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 6 9 0
16/18 CHEERS (659) 96 99 8 49.2 16/31*GAS MONKEY (783) 6 9 0
17/14 FAST FOOD (724) 89 92 2 49.2 17/23 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 6 0
18/19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 24 26 3 48.0 18/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 5 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/23 OBG! (765) 48 58 5 45.3 19/20 CHEERS (659) 5 9 0
20/22 DEAD GAWDS (543) 32 40 1 44.4 20/18 FAST FOOD (724) 5 10 0
21/20 HORNY GOAT X (750) 28 35 3 44.4 21/17*CLAN KITFOX (781) 5 10 0
22/28*SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 10 13 0 43.5 22/15 MSNBC (755) 4 9 0
23/24 NUKE TEST (769) 43 58 4 42.6 23/25 DEAD GAWDS (543) 4 11 0
24/21*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 14 19 0 42.4 24- 8*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 3 2 0
25/25 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 38 54 1 41.3 25/26*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 3 6 2
26/27 MSNBC (755) 43 66 1 39.4 26/22*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 3 7 0
27/29 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 219 365 21 37.5 27/27 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 3 7 0
28/31 TEAM TOONS (764) 37 64 1 36.6 28/29 HORNY GOAT X (750) 3 8 1
29/34*GAS MONKEY (783) 7 13 0 35.0 29/21 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 3 10 0
30/32 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 48 91 4 34.5 30/33 OTTODROME TW (728) 2 8 0
31/30*CLAN KITFOX (781) 12 23 2 34.3 31-32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 1 2 0
32/26*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 3 6 2 33.3 32/30*WHITE SHADOW (779) 1 9 0
33/33*WHITE SHADOW (779) 10 23 1 30.3 33/34 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TWIX Round #1
TW There are 8 Alliances in TWIX. 2.
TW Six of four-team alliances, one of three, and one of two
TW One Team, New Wave, posted a 4-member Team, but two members did not declare, nor
have certs been received. Hence New Wave was scored as a current two-team
alliance, with the potential of adding two more teams
TW Of all participating teams, only one fought less than 5 warriors (Nuke Test @4).
TW Serpents Hold 200 was the only 5-0 team, winning the 5 points for his alliance.
TW KGGP had the most wins at 13, winning those additional 4 points.
TW KGGP takes the initial lead -- thanks to Khisanth, Serpent's Hold 2000 (5-0)
Scoring is Team Win pts + Champ Scores + Team Fight pts + Alliance Participation pts
+ Extra Points (Best team, best alliance)
KGGP 31 9 20 9 9 78
SCOM 25 12 20 9 0 66
IC 26 9 20 9 0 64
LBA+ 26 6 20 9 0 61
M*MBO 10 3 20 9 0 42
DOS 6 0 20 9 0 35
GSVOP 7 0 13 6 0 26
NW 3 3 10 9 0 25
KGGP 13-7
Serpents Hold 200 (Khisanth) 5-0 Champ: Sting
Les Turfistes (La Pentarque) 4-1 Champ: Yorl
Weird Alchemy (La Guillotine) 2-3 Champ: Cradosauras 3
Horny Goat X (Grimm) 2-3 Champ: Exposed
SCOM 12-8
Second Bananas (Mannequin) 4-1 Champ: Tobias Funke
Land of Oz (Oz) 3-2 Champ: Lion
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait) 3-2 Champ: Apple Cider Hider
Royal Flush (Crip) 2-3 Champ: Chicken al a King
IC 12-8
D.A. Rejects (Spirit) 4-1 Champ: The Doctor
Baal's Minions (Var) 4-1 Champ: Flesh Hunter
Spectral Steel (Damien Darkheart) 2-3 Champ: Battle Banshee
A'merkin Injuns (The Chosen One) 2-3 Champ: None
LBA+ 11-9
Bash Bros Park (Assur) 4-1 Champ: Dog on the Loose
Garbage Pail Kids (Kharadom) 4-1 Champ: None
Shewish Buffet (OAB) 3-2 Champ: Captured Pork
Cheers (Otis the Drunk) 0-5 Champ: None
M*MBO 7-13
Darque Forces (Master Darque) 2-3 Champ: None
Fast Food (Madwand) 2-3 Champ: None
Bubba's Clam Shack (Bubbaganoosh) 2-3 Champ: None
Ottodrome TW (Otto X) 1-4 Champ: Castle Thunder
DOS 5-15
Pawn of Prophecy (Gentle Ben) 2-3 Champ: Zith
Dead Gawds (Death Jester) 1-4 Champ: Death
Gas Monkey (Stillgard) 1-4 Champ: None
MSNBC (Deep Thought) 1-4 Champ: None
GVSOP 5-9
OBG (Howlin Wolf) 2-3 Champ: My Little GTO
Nuke Test (Malaquar) 1-3 Champ: None
Team Toons (Baron Bentsword) 2-3 Champ: None
NW 2-8
Clan Kitfox (Mister Fox) 2-3 Champ: Jim
White Shadow (Captain Umbra) 0-5 Champ: None
Brought to you by an exceedingly overworked and underpaid pair of coordinators--worn
out Master Darque and old and decrepit Oz.
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 274): WON TON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 274): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): REAL BEER et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hello, friends and foes!
I am also just passing by... I don't know so well my nearest opponents since I
spent a lot of time tourneying away, but I'm happy to spill my blood here for the
last time.
Good luck for the TW!
Yorl, named after my first warrior, almost 30 years ago.
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GAS MONKEY, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.
SHEWISH BUFFET is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 13th place to 6th
place. Hey everybody, watch out for STARSCREAM, who flew up 26 points in the
rankings after mashing DEPUTY FIFE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was FANG SKIN, who dropped 22 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with TOBIAS FUNKE. In front of all the crowds,
WITCHCRAZE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Can
you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MAMBOLAND arena. And
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SERPENTS HOLD 200, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does MAMBOLAND really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause SHEWISH BUFFET beats feet every time SERPENTS
HOLD 200 smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this ASTROTRAIN you ask, with
88 points and a 18-10-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a mismatch, our
friend ACE HARDWARE of ROYAL FLUSH got heroic notions and challenged ASTROTRAIN.
What did it get it? A 13-10-0 record, that's what. I heard ACE HARDWARE laughed all
the way to the inn as its new point total of 105 was posted in the arena. I guess
beating ASTROTRAIN really pays!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). DR. COX defied all odds and slew SUPER-SIZE
ME in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SUPER-SIZE ME's
meat is notoriously tough. OBG! has one more week to get their bloodfeud off. I
talked to the manager, but he could only grunt 'SKY PILOT who?'. Ya gotta luv em!
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on
the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WITCHCRAZE 5201 10 5 2 115 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 17 9 0 115 LES TURFISTES (727)
WENDY 7552 13 7 1 110 FAST FOOD (724)
NORM 6227 18 23 2 107 CHEERS (659)
EXPOSED 7595 10 2 1 107 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ACE HARDWARE 7492 13 10 0 105 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
STARSCREAM 7419 14 12 0 102 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 13 9 0 100 NUKE TEST (769)
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 14 11 2 98 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CASTLE THUNDER 7159 8 2 0 97 OTTODROME TW (728)
NORTON 7010 16 13 3 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHICKEN A LA KING 7583 11 8 1 95 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RU BRINGER 7510 8 6 1 93 LES TURFISTES (727)
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 10 4 0 91 LES TURFISTES (727)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASTROTRAIN 7352 18 10 0 88 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JENNA 5099 18 23 4 87 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 14 15 1 86 OTTODROME TW (728)
MR. WOLF 7401 9 4 0 86 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
CAPTURED PORK 7581 9 4 0 86 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
MANDORALLEN 7179 19 17 1 85 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
DING DONG 7516 19 10 1 84 LAND OF OZ (217)
FLESH HUNTER 6053 13 2 0 81 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
EMERALD CITY 7896 6 1 0 80 LAND OF OZ (217)
DEPUTY FIFE 7768 10 3 0 79 SECOND BANANAS (573)
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 10 4 2 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
STING 7656 10 4 0 78 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
FADDLE 7897 7 3 0 77 OTTODROME TW (728)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 10 4 1 74 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 13 9 0 71 OBG! (765)
ZITH 7361 8 8 0 71 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REBECCA 7789 11 11 2 66 CHEERS (659)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 11 7 1 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 9 13 0 66 MSNBC (755)
BOMBULOID 4304 7 4 3 66 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 4 0 0 66 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SIEGE BEAST 5797 15 14 1 65 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 12 10 0 65 TEAM TOONS (764)
BUGS 7737 7 15 0 62 TEAM TOONS (764)
YRSA 7671 11 17 1 59 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 11 8 0 59 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 9 8 2 59 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
NK 7800 9 13 1 59 NUKE TEST (769)
ICE WIND 7758 10 10 0 58 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 8 14 0 58 TEAM TOONS (764)
ASP 7591 7 4 0 58 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VOLUND 7670 9 19 1 52 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 9 3 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 9 4 1 50 BASH BROS PARK (766)
THE DOCTOR 8142 5 0 0 50 D.A. REJECTS (787)
GAUTREK 7666 11 15 1 49 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
MEGABOLOX 4312 7 1 0 49 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CASTLE 8079 3 1 0 47 LAND OF OZ (217)
FOUL BILL 8061 3 2 0 45 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
FANG SKIN 6070 10 5 0 44 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 7 3 1 44 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 3 2 0 44 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
EAT IT RAW 7996 4 3 0 43 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 6 16 0 42 TEAM TOONS (764)
BRAIN LES 8060 4 0 0 42 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
GOLD DUST 7983 2 3 1 40 OTTODROME TW (728)
-GET THE POINT? 5097 6 13 1 38 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
THE BOMB 7883 6 11 0 37 NUKE TEST (769)
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 5 7 1 37 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-DRONE A4 8098 3 0 0 37 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
CRAPULODON 4305 5 6 0 36 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
DOMINO 8143 4 1 0 35 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-DRONE A1 8097 3 0 0 35 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
DEATH 4957 7 8 0 34 DEAD GAWDS (543)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HADES 4959 9 6 0 33 DEAD GAWDS (543)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 5 1 0 33 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DAHAK 4961 5 9 0 32 DEAD GAWDS (543)
JIM 8126 4 1 1 32 CLAN KITFOX (781)
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 2 5 0 31 HORNY GOAT X (750)
STAN CAN 8058 3 0 0 30 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 1 1 0 28 D.A. REJECTS (787)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 6 6 0 26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LION 8020 5 1 0 26 LAND OF OZ (217)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 4 3 0 26 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 2 0 0 25 BASH BROS PARK (766)
FIDDLE 7898 5 5 0 24 OTTODROME TW (728)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 1 1 0 24 CHEERS (659)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOX 8148 2 0 0 23 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
YAMA 6384 6 4 0 22 DEAD GAWDS (543)
ARAWN 6415 5 5 1 21 DEAD GAWDS (543)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 4 7 2 21 NUKE TEST (769)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 3 2 0 21 MSNBC (755)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 2 0 0 21 LES TURFISTES (727)
SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 2 0 1 20 OBG! (765)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 2 1 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135 1 0 1 20 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 5 2 0 19 WHITE SHADOW (779)
HANZO 8018 3 4 0 19 CLAN KITFOX (781)
-SPED 6847 3 4 0 19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
CHUCK TODD 8055 3 5 0 19 MSNBC (755)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 2 2 0 19 GAS MONKEY (783)
ARENAMUSTARD 8140 2 0 0 19 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-BAPHOMASHER 5849 4 6 0 18 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
SKYWARP 8063 2 1 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A2 8099 2 1 0 17 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 0 2 0 16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 1 1 0 15 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
1958 B. LAYNE 8223 1 0 0 15 GAS MONKEY (783)
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 2 1 0 14 FAST FOOD (724)
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 2 0 0 14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LIL JOHNNY 8184 1 1 0 14 D.A. REJECTS (787)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 1 1 1 13 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
BECKETT 8090 1 4 0 13 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TRAIN WRECK 7988 2 5 1 12 WHITE SHADOW (779)
WEAK SAUCE 7992 2 4 0 12 WHITE SHADOW (779)
BROKEN POND 8105 1 1 0 12 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ROCKET ROSE 8222 1 0 0 12 GAS MONKEY (783)
TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193 1 1 0 12 OBG! (765)
ROGUE STACHE 8206 1 1 0 12 GAS MONKEY (783)
AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 1 1 0 12 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRADOSAURUS 3 8163 2 1 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
NUT BROWN 8178 1 1 1 11 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MAX 8203 1 1 0 11 D.A. REJECTS (787)
DEMENTIATOR 8081 0 5 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
JINX 7951 2 4 0 10 TEAM TOONS (764)
LUTHER VAN DAM 8200 2 0 0 10 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ROOK 8204 2 0 0 10 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 1 1 0 10 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 1 1 0 10 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
LILITH 8219 1 0 0 10 CHEERS (659)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 1 1 0 8 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 1 1 0 8 MSNBC (755)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 1 0 0 6 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
LA BRUHA 8124 1 3 0 6 WHITE SHADOW (779)
IRON BARD 8166 1 1 0 6 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
BROKEN SKY 7990 0 6 0 6 WHITE SHADOW (779)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 1 2 0 5 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-DRONE ALE 8139 1 1 0 4 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
NOT FADE AWAY 8191 1 1 0 4 OBG! (765)
MY GIRL 8192 1 1 0 4 OBG! (765)
ZANDRAMAS 7593 0 2 0 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
TACO 8190 0 2 0 2 FAST FOOD (724)
DAD HUSBANDSON 8168 0 2 0 2 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
SHOGUN 8196 0 2 0 2 CLAN KITFOX (781)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 0 1 0 1 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
RUNS WITH SCISSORS 8216 0 1 0 1 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LEARNER STEWARD 8213 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
LIGHT WATCHMAN 8212 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
OLDMAN GOD ART 8211 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 NK 7800 339 NONE
CRYING KID 8207 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 DONETO 339 NONE
ANGRY CLAM 7997 2 4 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 SUBTERFUGE 339 NONE
CLAM CHOWDAH 7998 2 3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 NIMBLE FOX 8135 338
ROTTEN CLAM ODOR 8224 0 1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 SMOKESCREEN 339 NONE
BARSTOOL 3 8220 0 1 0 CHEERS 659 SMOKESCREEN 339 NONE
IRON DEMON 8195 0 2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 ORC PLAGUE 339 NONE
ONIKOROSHI 8014 2 5 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CASTLE THUNDER 339 NONE
DEATH 0214 8210 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 SOUTH SPOON 339 NONE
FOODIE 8226 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 DONETO 339 NONE
GREASY 8227 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 SOUTH SPOON 339 NONE
CARVIN' MARVIN 8150 0 1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 338
MINI VINNIE 8059 1 4 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SUPER-SIZE ME 339 NONE
CIAKAR 8049 1 3 0 GAS MONKEY 783 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 339
RAMBLER 8052 1 2 0 GAS MONKEY 783 NUT BROWN 8178 338
DAX 8217 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 SUPER-SIZE ME 339 NONE
DAY 8218 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 WHOPPER 339 NONE
MILK STOUT 7594 4 5 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 336 REVENGED
GRIMHILD 7668 7 17 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756 BOMBULOID 4304 335 REVENGED
DOORMAN 8225 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 SUBTERFUGE 339 NONE
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632 10 11 0 MSNBC 755 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 336
YULE'S HOGS 8209 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SUBTERFUGE 339 NONE
SKY PILOT 7769 13 6 2 OBG! 765 NORM 6227 336
WHAT'D I SAY 7742 6 13 1 OBG! 765 BOMBULOID 4304 336
JAVELIN 7448 4 6 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 ALEX TREBEK 339 NONE
YOU DONT KNOW JA 8214 0 1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 ORC PLAGUE 339 NONE
GHASTLY GUARD 7976 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 ECOMORAL TINKER 8120 335 NONE
LIVING LANCER 8208 0 1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 SUBTERFUGE 339 NONE
DRONE A3 8096 1 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 TSAR BOMBA 7975 337
DRONE A5 8100 0 1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 JIM 8126 335 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Well, well, well. A Les Turfistes is on top. A salute to Lord Protector and
Duelmaster Yorl. -- Oz The All Praising
Bearded Freak -- It was Valentine's Day; you were my emerald. -- Emerald City
Dungeon Porter -- Sigh, I would have hoped you could have gone on much longer than
that. -- Lion, King Of The Jungle (courage pending)
Mr. Wolf -- Why did I have to get one of your type? Why, oh, why? I am just a
traditional guy and do not believe in that stuff! The RUGs must hate me. (As I do
you.) -- Ding Dong--the wicked witch is dead
Nights Call -- Tsk, tsk. Not today, you won't. Nor did you. Thanks for the
workout; I almost worked up a sweat. -- Castle
Captured Pork -- A pox to you. And your manager. And everything else about you.
Understand? -- Yellow Brick (with a few cracks and bandages)
A 3-2? Not a bad start for TWIX, Land Of Ozers. But I want more. Desolation of
SMOC NEEDS more. -- Oz The All Demanding
A salute out to my fellow SMOCers! Captain Crip, Slugbait, Mannequin, a decent
start, I say. But we all have more in us. Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.
All for SMOC stand up and holler! -- Oz The All Motivational
Otis and OAB -- Just a friendly note to let you know that you can take your TVs and
stick them where the sun doesn't shine. May Sandy holler at you twenty times and
lashes at the next FTF. -- Oz The All Praising (Well, sort of.)
Deep Thought and the half-right truth tellers of MSNBC -- Your predication to donkeys
only makes an ass out of you. Just sayin.... -- Oz The All Truthful
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Sportsmanlike, Consortium Affiliated
One word: yeeeahhh!
Newcomers lead the pack! -- LP
All -- I declare Witchcraze as my Champion for the Turf War. -- Master Darque, mgr of
Darque Forces
Petit Jardinia -- Somehow, I don't think you are going to be tending to your little
garden here much longer. -- Chicken A La King
Witchcraze -- Where's my skills? I demand at least a skill! -- Ace Hardware
Asp -- Ouch, I've been snakebit. -- Queen of The South
The Bomb -- I don't know if I can stand up to such an offensive bombardment. -- Ten
Trick's Ex
All Hail Yorl! He's no murderer. Jack B slashing? With a mace?! ("I see," said
the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.)
I write my personals with a 'sharpie.' -- G Staff
Name winner! Shewish Buffet's Sizzling Scribe!
Did you hear? Crip says traing stats is for losers!
I am declaring Clamtastic of Bubba's Clam Shack to be our Champion effective
immediately. -- Bubba Ganoosh
All -- I would like to declare Stan Can as Garbage Pail Kids' team champion. --
Kharadmon
DM/LP Yorl and LP Dr. Cox -- All hail the newest ADM recruits. -- Pawn of Prophecy
Rebecca -- Thank you for the sweet return, I look forward to bedding you again. --
Mandorallen
Ding dong -- Ho-ho, twinkie, all tasty treats but you are my fav. Thanks again for
showing me such a good time. -- Mr Wolf, he who wolfs down tasty treats such as
yourself
Flesh Hunter -- Perhaps you would like to try that again? I know I would. -- Zith
Chuck Todd -- BAH!!! I hate you. -- Javelin
Ambitious Gourd -- We will meet again, that I can assure you. -- Zandramas
DOS -- Blades up, my friends. -- Gentleben, Pawn of Prophecy
When your blades are up, it's easier for someone to get under your guard.
All -- Let be known that Wendy will act as the Champion of Fast Food. -- Madwand
All -- Good luck to those participating in the Tourney. -- Madwand
Roll Up Gods -- How about opening the well up just a trickle? Anything would be
better than the crap that's seeped my way! -- Madwand
Faddle -- Please come back for more. -- Brave New Rodent
Megabolox -- I hope that dog didn't give you rabies (well maybe I wouldn't mind that
much). -- Assur
La Bruha -- Sorry we're taken. -- Teens Sucking Face
And it begins. Good luck and fortune to LBA+ members. -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DR. COX viciously butchered SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANGRY CLAM was killed by SUBTERFUGE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ONIKOROSHI was assassinated by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JAVELIN was butchered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
IRON DEMON was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MINI VINNIE was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DAY was slain by WHOPPER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DAX was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
CRYING KID was easily killed by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LIVING LANCER was slaughtered by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
YULE'S HOGS was assassinated by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GREASY was slaughtered by SOUTH SPOON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEATH 0214 was assassinated by SOUTH SPOON in a dull 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
YOU DONT KNOW JACK was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BARSTOOL 3 was butchered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DOORMAN was butchered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROTTEN CLAM ODOR was murdered by SMOKESCREEN in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FOODIE was easily killed by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STING was vanquished by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BATTLE BANSHEE vanquished ARAWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NORM bested CHICKEN A LA KING in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
WENDY defeated BRAVE NEW RODENT in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
EXPOSED overpowered MR. WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ACE HARDWARE overcame ASTROTRAIN in a popular 5 minute master's Challenge competition.
FADDLE was vanquished by BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SIEGE BEAST slimly won victory over ICE WIND in a 6 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ASP was subdued by ZITH in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
BOMBULOID lost to FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
EMERALD CITY overpowered BUGS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE overpowered YRSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DEATH was beaten by MEGABOLOX in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was unbelievably bested by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute bout.
TEN TRICK'S EX was viciously subdued by MY LITTLE GTO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
YELLOW BRICK overpowered DOG ON THE LOOSE in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE DOCTOR subdued GOLD DUST in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH overpowered GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CASTLE demolished BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
CHUCK TODD was devastated by FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DAHAK viciously subdued LION in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE ZULU overpowered YAMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HANZO lost to ODIN AVERSSON in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
LIL JOHNNY lost to CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BECKETT was viciously subdued by MUMMY MUSKETEER in a 9 minute Challenge match.
SIZZLING SCRIBE beat DEMENTIATOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
NICK TORTELLI demolished ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LATE OR EARLY devastated WEAK SAUCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEARS OF A CLOWN slimly won victory over BROKEN POND in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
SHOGUN was bested by LUTHER VAN DAM in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
STEVE KORNACKI overcame BROKEN SKY in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
MAX demolished TACO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PLAGUE PARADE was subdued by NIGHTS CALL in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CRADOSAURUS 3 beat LA BRUHA in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
FOX overpowered AMBITIOUS GOURD in a 5 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
SURFIN' SAFARI subdued NUT BROWN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
ALEC BALDWIN was subdued by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
JIM viciously subdued DUNGEON PORTER in a 9 minute Challenge contest.
YORL was demolished by WITCHCRAZE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title battle.
MANDORALLEN was subdued by RU BRINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's battle.
PRACTICAL GENE was overpowered by PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEPUTY FIFE was devastated by STARSCREAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORTON devastated DIAPER LEEK in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered REBECCA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DING DONG was savagely defeated by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 3 minute veteran's conflict.
FANG SKIN was devastated by TOBIAS FUNKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED bested EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute match.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ vanquished THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VOLUND defeated MARLBORO MAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS vanquished DOOM SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NK murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DOMINO defeated FIDDLE in a 2 minute fight.
HADES unbelievably bested WARRIOR WIGHT in a action packed 3 minute match.
BRAIN LES devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARENAMUSTARD subdued JINX in a 2 minute gory bout.
SKYWARP defeated TRAIN WRECK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome fight.
STAN CAN viciously subdued TSAR BOMBA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
TEENS SUCKING FACE demolished DAD HUSBANDSON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
NOT FADE AWAY was overpowered by 1958 B. LAYNE in a 4 minute uneven duel.
IRON BARD subdued ZANDRAMAS in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
ROOK demolished LIGHT WATCHMAN in a tiring 6 minute one-sided duel.
ROGUE STACHE overcame EGG NOGGIN in a 1 minute beginner's match.
APPLE CIDER HIDER was overcome by ROCKET ROSE in a exciting 1 minute novice's duel.
SLUMBERING TRUNK delivered the death blow upon CIAKAR in a 2 minute amateur's match.
MY GIRL outlasted OLDMAN GOD ART in a tiring 8 minute beginner's fight.
VICKY MENDOZA demolished RUNS WITH SCISSORS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LILITH devastated LEARNER STEWARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEL ICIOUS narrowly defeated RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 31 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 20 - 3 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 TOTAL PARRY 63 - 58 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 19 STRIKING ATTACK 84 - 78 - 9 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 LUNGING ATTACK 72 - 80 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 AIMED BLOW 58 - 76 - 2 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 25 - 2 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 61 - 5 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 60 - 3 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 28 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 95 - 7 31 |
Turn 339 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 9 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 15 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 15 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 17 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK WITCHCRAZE 5201 10 5 2 115 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK PETIT JARDINIA 7154 17 9 0 115 LES TURFISTES (727)
LUNGING ATTACK WENDY 7552 13 7 1 110 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW ACE HARDWARE 7492 13 10 0 105 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY BIKINI ATOLL 7799 13 9 0 100 NUKE TEST (769)
BASHING ATTACK BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 14 11 2 98 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WALL OF STEEL NORTON 7010 16 13 3 96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 12 10 0 65 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227. The most popular warrior this turn was
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788. The ten other most popular fighters were ACE HARDWARE 7492,
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980, WENDY 7552, MY LITTLE GTO 7745, YELLOW BRICK
7864, WARRIOR WIGHT 7978, STAN CAN 8058, DAHAK 4961, and LUTHER VAN DAM 8200.
The least popular fighter this week was ROOK 8204. The other ten least popular
fighters were OLDMAN GOD ART 8211, MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146, LIGHT WATCHMAN 8212, MY GIRL
8192, ICE WIND 7758, AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115, DEATH 0214 8210, BECKETT 8090, LION 8020,
and LEARNER STEWARD 8213.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PETIT JARDINIA (47-7154) LES TURFISTES (727)
NORM (47-6227) CHEERS (659)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DR. COX (47-7009) SECOND BANANAS (573)
YORL (47-7153) LES TURFISTES (727)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629)
THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222)
BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816)
JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398)
LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429)
HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes