DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/11/2014    Duedate: 04/07/2014

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-339

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WITCHCRAZE
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-5201) [10-5-2,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              THE DOCTOR
                               D.A. REJECTS (787)
                               (47-8142) [5-0-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NORM                           ENCORE DEBOUT
CHEERS (659)                   LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-6227) [18-23-2,107]        (47-7788) [10-4-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LES TURFISTES (727)         56
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            49      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. GAS MONKEY (783)            45      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (748)        37
5. CHEERS (659)                35      D.A. REJECTS (787)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      10   5  0 66.7   1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  4 0
 2/ 2*D.A. REJECTS (787)        12   7  0 63.2   2/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  3 2
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         732 456 25 61.6   3/ 4*D.A. REJECTS (787)        9  4 0
 4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       81  52  3 60.9   4/ 7*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   8  2 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     270 179 26 60.1   5/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727)       8  2 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      45  30  2 60.0   6/13 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      8  3 0
 7/ 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   378 280 27 57.4   7/11 NUKE TEST (769)           7  5 2
 8/15*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   12   9  0 57.1   8/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   7  5 0
 9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         842 650 43 56.4   9/ 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  8 0
10/ 9 OTTODROME TW (728)        86  74  6 53.8  10/12 TEAM TOONS (764)          7  8 0
11/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      269 239 20 53.0  11/ 3 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      6  4 0
12/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)      59  54  5 52.2  12/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  7 0
13/12 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   178 171 11 51.0  13/19*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  7 0
14-13 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     124 124  9 50.0  14/24 OBG! (765)                6  8 1
15/17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      70  72  2 49.3  15/16 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         6  9 0
16/18 CHEERS (659)              96  99  8 49.2  16/31*GAS MONKEY (783)          6  9 0
17/14 FAST FOOD (724)           89  92  2 49.2  17/23 DARQUE FORCES (396)       5  6 0
18/19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       24  26  3 48.0  18/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)      5  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23 OBG! (765)                48  58  5 45.3  19/20 CHEERS (659)              5  9 0
20/22 DEAD GAWDS (543)          32  40  1 44.4  20/18 FAST FOOD (724)           5 10 0
21/20 HORNY GOAT X (750)        28  35  3 44.4  21/17*CLAN KITFOX (781)         5 10 0
22/28*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      10  13  0 43.5  22/15 MSNBC (755)               4  9 0
23/24 NUKE TEST (769)           43  58  4 42.6  23/25 DEAD GAWDS (543)          4 11 0
24/21*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  14  19  0 42.4  24- 8*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      3  2 0
25/25 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   38  54  1 41.3  25/26*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     3  6 2
26/27 MSNBC (755)               43  66  1 39.4  26/22*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  3  7 0
27/29 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       219 365 21 37.5  27/27 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    3  7 0
28/31 TEAM TOONS (764)          37  64  1 36.6  28/29 HORNY GOAT X (750)        3  8 1
29/34*GAS MONKEY (783)           7  13  0 35.0  29/21 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    3 10 0
30/32 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         48  91  4 34.5  30/33 OTTODROME TW (728)        2  8 0
31/30*CLAN KITFOX (781)         12  23  2 34.3  31-32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      1  2 0
32/26*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)      3   6  2 33.3  32/30*WHITE SHADOW (779)        1  9 0
33/33*WHITE SHADOW (779)        10  23  1 30.3  33/34 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                   TWIX Round #1

TW   There are 8 Alliances in TWIX. 2.
TW   Six of four-team alliances, one of three, and one of two
TW   One Team, New Wave, posted a 4-member Team, but two members did not declare, nor
          have certs been received. Hence New Wave was scored as a current two-team
          alliance, with the potential of adding two more teams
TW   Of all participating teams, only one fought less than 5 warriors (Nuke Test @4).
TW   Serpents Hold 200 was the only 5-0 team, winning the 5 points for his alliance.
TW   KGGP had the most wins at 13, winning those additional 4 points.
TW   KGGP takes the initial lead -- thanks to Khisanth, Serpent's Hold 2000 (5-0)

Scoring is Team Win pts + Champ Scores + Team Fight pts + Alliance Participation pts
+ Extra Points (Best team, best alliance)

KGGP    31  9  20  9   9    78
SCOM    25 12  20  9   0    66
IC      26  9  20  9   0    64
LBA+    26  6  20  9   0    61
M*MBO   10  3  20  9   0    42
DOS      6  0  20  9   0    35
GSVOP    7  0  13  6   0    26
NW       3  3  10  9   0    25

KGGP 13-7
Serpents Hold 200 (Khisanth) 5-0 Champ: Sting
Les Turfistes (La Pentarque) 4-1 Champ: Yorl
Weird Alchemy (La Guillotine) 2-3 Champ: Cradosauras 3
Horny Goat X (Grimm) 2-3 Champ: Exposed
SCOM 12-8
Second Bananas (Mannequin) 4-1 Champ: Tobias Funke
Land of Oz (Oz) 3-2 Champ: Lion
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait) 3-2 Champ: Apple Cider Hider
Royal Flush (Crip) 2-3 Champ: Chicken al a King
IC 12-8
D.A. Rejects (Spirit) 4-1 Champ: The Doctor
Baal's Minions (Var) 4-1 Champ: Flesh Hunter
Spectral Steel (Damien Darkheart) 2-3 Champ: Battle Banshee
A'merkin Injuns (The Chosen One) 2-3 Champ: None
LBA+ 11-9
Bash Bros Park (Assur) 4-1 Champ: Dog on the Loose
Garbage Pail Kids (Kharadom) 4-1 Champ: None
Shewish Buffet (OAB) 3-2 Champ: Captured Pork
Cheers (Otis the Drunk) 0-5 Champ: None
M*MBO 7-13
Darque Forces (Master Darque) 2-3 Champ: None
Fast Food (Madwand) 2-3 Champ: None
Bubba's Clam Shack (Bubbaganoosh) 2-3 Champ: None
Ottodrome TW (Otto X) 1-4 Champ: Castle Thunder
DOS 5-15
Pawn of Prophecy (Gentle Ben) 2-3 Champ: Zith
Dead Gawds (Death Jester) 1-4 Champ: Death
Gas Monkey (Stillgard) 1-4 Champ: None
MSNBC (Deep Thought) 1-4 Champ: None
GVSOP 5-9
OBG (Howlin Wolf) 2-3 Champ: My Little GTO
Nuke Test (Malaquar) 1-3 Champ: None
Team Toons (Baron Bentsword) 2-3 Champ: None
NW 2-8
Clan Kitfox (Mister Fox) 2-3 Champ: Jim 
White Shadow (Captain Umbra) 0-5 Champ: None

Brought to you by an exceedingly overworked and underpaid pair of coordinators--worn
out Master Darque and old and decrepit Oz.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): EYE BAGS of BASH BROS BODY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): WON TON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 367): THE STORM REAVESRS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 274): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): REAL BEER et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 369): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                               STEEL DRAGON of THE CANNUCKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 89): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hello, friends and foes!

     I am also just passing by... I don't know so well my nearest opponents since I
spent a lot of time tourneying away, but I'm happy to spill my blood here for the
last time.
     Good luck for the TW!
          Yorl, named after my first warrior, almost 30 years ago.

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GAS MONKEY, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.  
SHEWISH BUFFET is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 13th place to 6th 
place.  Hey everybody, watch out for STARSCREAM, who flew up 26 points in the 
rankings after mashing DEPUTY FIFE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was FANG SKIN, who dropped 22 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with TOBIAS FUNKE.  In front of all the crowds, 
WITCHCRAZE took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can 
you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MAMBOLAND arena.  And 
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SERPENTS HOLD 200, please raise you hand. 
Wow.  Does MAMBOLAND really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause SHEWISH BUFFET beats feet every time SERPENTS 
HOLD 200 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this ASTROTRAIN you ask, with 
88 points and a 18-10-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a mismatch, our 
friend ACE HARDWARE of ROYAL FLUSH got heroic notions and challenged ASTROTRAIN.  
What did it get it?  A 13-10-0 record, that's what.  I heard ACE HARDWARE laughed all 
the way to the inn as its new point total of 105 was posted in the arena.  I guess 
beating ASTROTRAIN really pays!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  DR. COX defied all odds and slew SUPER-SIZE 
ME in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SUPER-SIZE ME's 
meat is notoriously tough.  OBG! has one more week to get their bloodfeud off.  I 
talked to the manager, but he could only grunt 'SKY PILOT who?'.  Ya gotta luv em!  
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on 
the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITCHCRAZE 5201              10   5  2   115       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETIT JARDINIA 7154          17   9  0   115       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WENDY 7552                   13   7  1   110       FAST FOOD (724)
 NORM 6227                    18  23  2   107       CHEERS (659)
 EXPOSED 7595                 10   2  1   107       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            13  10  0   105       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STARSCREAM 7419              14  12  0   102       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799            13   9  0   100       NUKE TEST (769)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        14  11  2    98       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           8   2  0    97       OTTODROME TW (728)
 NORTON 7010                  16  13  3    96       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583       11   8  1    95       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RU BRINGER 7510               8   6  1    93       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788           10   4  0    91       LES TURFISTES (727)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              18  10  0    88       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JENNA 5099                   18  23  4    87       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  15  1    86       OTTODROME TW (728)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 9   4  0    86       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581            9   4  0    86       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MANDORALLEN 7179             19  17  1    85       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 DING DONG 7516               19  10  1    84       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FLESH HUNTER 6053            13   2  0    81       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             6   1  0    80       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             10   3  0    79       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580     10   4  2    78       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 STING 7656                   10   4  0    78       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 FADDLE 7897                   7   3  0    77       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             10   4  1    74       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           13   9  0    71       OBG! (765)
 ZITH 7361                     8   8  0    71       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REBECCA 7789                 11  11  2    66       CHEERS (659)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864            11   7  1    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           9  13  0    66       MSNBC (755)
 BOMBULOID 4304                7   4  3    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941             4   0  0    66       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SIEGE BEAST 5797             15  14  1    65       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          12  10  0    65       TEAM TOONS (764)
 BUGS 7737                     7  15  0    62       TEAM TOONS (764)
 YRSA 7671                    11  17  1    59       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          11   8  0    59       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       9   8  2    59       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 NK 7800                       9  13  1    59       NUKE TEST (769)
 ICE WIND 7758                10  10  0    58       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        8  14  0    58       TEAM TOONS (764)
 ASP 7591                      7   4  0    58       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLUND 7670                   9  19  1    52       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878           9   3  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         9   4  1    50       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               5   0  0    50       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 GAUTREK 7666                 11  15  1    49       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 MEGABOLOX 4312                7   1  0    49       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CASTLE 8079                   3   1  0    47       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FOUL BILL 8061                3   2  0    45       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 FANG SKIN 6070               10   5  0    44       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335             7   3  1    44       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           3   2  0    44       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 EAT IT RAW 7996               4   3  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           6  16  0    42       TEAM TOONS (764)
 BRAIN LES 8060                4   0  0    42       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 GOLD DUST 7983                2   3  1    40       OTTODROME TW (728)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           6  13  1    38       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 THE BOMB 7883                 6  11  0    37       NUKE TEST (769)
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         5   7  1    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-DRONE A4 8098                 3   0  0    37       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 CRAPULODON 4305               5   6  0    36       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DOMINO 8143                   4   1  0    35       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-DRONE A1 8097                 3   0  0    35       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 DEATH 4957                    7   8  0    34       DEAD GAWDS (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HADES 4959                    9   6  0    33       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              5   1  0    33       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DAHAK 4961                    5   9  0    32       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 JIM 8126                      4   1  1    32       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 DUNGEON PORTER 7837           2   5  0    31       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 STAN CAN 8058                 3   0  0    30       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             1   1  0    28       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            6   6  0    26       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 LION 8020                     5   1  0    26       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995            4   3  0    26       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       2   0  0    25       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FIDDLE 7898                   5   5  0    24       OTTODROME TW (728)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            1   1  0    24       CHEERS (659)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOX 8148                      2   0  0    23       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 YAMA 6384                     6   4  0    22       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 ARAWN 6415                    5   5  1    21       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               4   7  2    21       NUKE TEST (769)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             3   2  0    21       MSNBC (755)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            2   0  0    21       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           2   0  1    20       OBG! (765)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               2   1  0    20       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135               1   0  1    20       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              5   2  0    19       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 HANZO 8018                    3   4  0    19       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-SPED 6847                     3   4  0    19       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 CHUCK TODD 8055               3   5  0    19       MSNBC (755)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            2   2  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
 ARENAMUSTARD 8140             2   0  0    19       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-BAPHOMASHER 5849              4   6  0    18       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 SKYWARP 8063                  2   1  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A2 8099                 2   1  0    17       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            0   2  0    16       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          1   1  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 1958 B. LAYNE 8223            1   0  0    15       GAS MONKEY (783)
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110             2   1  0    14       FAST FOOD (724)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          2   0  0    14       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               1   1  0    14       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         1   1  1    13       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BECKETT 8090                  1   4  0    13       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 TRAIN WRECK 7988              2   5  1    12       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 WEAK SAUCE 7992               2   4  0    12       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 BROKEN POND 8105              1   1  0    12       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ROCKET ROSE 8222              1   0  0    12       GAS MONKEY (783)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         1   1  0    12       OBG! (765)
 ROGUE STACHE 8206             1   1  0    12       GAS MONKEY (783)
 AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          1   1  0    12       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRADOSAURUS 3 8163            2   1  0    11       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 NUT BROWN 8178                1   1  1    11       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 MAX 8203                      1   1  0    11       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 DEMENTIATOR 8081              0   5  0    11       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 JINX 7951                     2   4  0    10       TEAM TOONS (764)
 LUTHER VAN DAM 8200           2   0  0    10       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ROOK 8204                     2   0  0    10       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            1   1  0    10       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        1   1  0    10       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 LILITH 8219                   1   0  0    10       CHEERS (659)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               1   1  0     8       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           1   1  0     8       MSNBC (755)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               1   0  0     6       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 LA BRUHA 8124                 1   3  0     6       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 IRON BARD 8166                1   1  0     6       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 BROKEN SKY 7990               0   6  0     6       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             1   2  0     5       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-DRONE ALE 8139                1   1  0     4       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 NOT FADE AWAY 8191            1   1  0     4       OBG! (765)
 MY GIRL 8192                  1   1  0     4       OBG! (765)
 ZANDRAMAS 7593                0   2  0     2       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 TACO 8190                     0   2  0     2       FAST FOOD (724)
 DAD HUSBANDSON 8168           0   2  0     2       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 SHOGUN 8196                   0   2  0     2       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          0   1  0     1       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 RUNS WITH SCISSORS 8216       0   1  0     1       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 LEARNER STEWARD 8213          0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 LIGHT WATCHMAN 8212           0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 OLDMAN GOD ART 8211           0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      NK 7800               339  NONE
CRYING KID 8207         0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   DONETO                339  NONE
ANGRY CLAM 7997         2  4 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 SUBTERFUGE            339  NONE
CLAM CHOWDAH 7998       2  3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 NIMBLE FOX 8135       338   
ROTTEN CLAM ODOR 8224   0  1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 SMOKESCREEN           339  NONE
BARSTOOL 3 8220         0  1 0 CHEERS 659           SMOKESCREEN           339  NONE
IRON DEMON 8195         0  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      ORC PLAGUE            339  NONE
ONIKOROSHI 8014         2  5 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      CASTLE THUNDER        339  NONE
DEATH 0214 8210         0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    SOUTH SPOON           339  NONE
FOODIE 8226             0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        DONETO                339  NONE
GREASY 8227             0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SOUTH SPOON           339  NONE
CARVIN' MARVIN 8150     0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132   338   
MINI VINNIE 8059        1  4 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SUPER-SIZE ME         339  NONE
CIAKAR 8049             1  3 0 GAS MONKEY 783       SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 339   
RAMBLER 8052            1  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       NUT BROWN 8178        338   
DAX 8217                0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     SUPER-SIZE ME         339  NONE
DAY 8218                0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     WHOPPER               339  NONE
MILK STOUT 7594         4  5 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     VENOMOUS CLEMENT 7580 336  REVENGED
GRIMHILD 7668           7 17 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756      BOMBULOID 4304        335  REVENGED
DOORMAN 8225            0  1 0 MSNBC 755            SUBTERFUGE            339  NONE
RACHAEL MADDOW 7632    10 11 0 MSNBC 755            BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 336   
YULE'S HOGS 8209        0  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SUBTERFUGE            339  NONE
SKY PILOT 7769         13  6 2 OBG! 765             NORM 6227             336   
WHAT'D I SAY 7742       6 13 1 OBG! 765             BOMBULOID 4304        336   
JAVELIN 7448            4  6 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 ALEX TREBEK           339  NONE
YOU DONT KNOW JA 8214   0  1 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       ORC PLAGUE            339  NONE
GHASTLY GUARD 7976      0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   ECOMORAL TINKER 8120  335  NONE
LIVING LANCER 8208      0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   SUBTERFUGE            339  NONE
DRONE A3 8096           1  2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   TSAR BOMBA 7975       337   
DRONE A5 8100           0  1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   JIM 8126              335  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, well, well.  A Les Turfistes is on top.  A salute to Lord Protector and
Duelmaster Yorl. -- Oz The All Praising

Bearded Freak -- It was Valentine's Day; you were my emerald. -- Emerald City

Dungeon Porter -- Sigh, I would have hoped you could have gone on much longer than
that. -- Lion, King Of The Jungle (courage pending)

Mr. Wolf -- Why did I have to get one of your type?  Why, oh, why?  I am just a
traditional guy and do not believe in that stuff!  The RUGs must hate me.  (As I do
you.) -- Ding Dong--the wicked witch is dead

Nights Call -- Tsk, tsk.  Not today, you won't.  Nor did you.  Thanks for the
workout; I almost worked up a sweat. -- Castle

Captured Pork -- A pox to you.  And your manager.  And everything else about you.
Understand? -- Yellow Brick (with a few cracks and bandages)

A 3-2?  Not a bad start for TWIX, Land Of Ozers.  But I want more.  Desolation of
SMOC NEEDS more. -- Oz The All Demanding

A salute out to my fellow SMOCers!  Captain Crip, Slugbait, Mannequin, a decent
start, I say.  But we all have more in us.  Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.
All for SMOC stand up and holler! -- Oz The All Motivational

Otis and OAB -- Just a friendly note to let you know that you can take your TVs and
stick them where the sun doesn't shine.  May Sandy holler at you twenty times and
lashes at the next FTF. -- Oz The All Praising (Well, sort of.)

Deep Thought and the half-right truth tellers of MSNBC -- Your predication to donkeys
only makes an ass out of you.  Just sayin.... -- Oz The All Truthful

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Oz The All Sportsmanlike, Consortium Affiliated

One word: yeeeahhh!
Newcomers lead the pack! -- LP

All -- I declare Witchcraze as my Champion for the Turf War. -- Master Darque, mgr of
Darque Forces

Petit Jardinia -- Somehow, I don't think you are going to be tending to your little
garden here much longer. -- Chicken A La King

Witchcraze -- Where's my skills?  I demand at least a skill! -- Ace Hardware

Asp -- Ouch, I've been snakebit. -- Queen of The South

The Bomb -- I don't know if I can stand up to such an offensive bombardment. -- Ten
Trick's Ex

All Hail Yorl!  He's no murderer.  Jack B slashing?  With a mace?!  ("I see," said
the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.)

I write my personals with a 'sharpie.' -- G Staff

Name winner!  Shewish Buffet's Sizzling Scribe!

Did you hear?  Crip says traing stats is for losers!

I am declaring Clamtastic of Bubba's Clam Shack to be our Champion effective
immediately. -- Bubba Ganoosh

All -- I would like to declare Stan Can as Garbage Pail Kids' team champion. --
Kharadmon

DM/LP Yorl and LP Dr. Cox -- All hail the newest ADM recruits. -- Pawn of Prophecy

Rebecca -- Thank you for the sweet return, I look forward to bedding you again. --
Mandorallen

Ding dong -- Ho-ho, twinkie, all tasty treats but you are my fav.  Thanks again for
showing me such a good time. -- Mr Wolf, he who wolfs down tasty treats such as
yourself

Flesh Hunter -- Perhaps you would like to try that again?  I know I would. -- Zith

Chuck Todd -- BAH!!!  I hate you. -- Javelin

Ambitious Gourd -- We will meet again, that I can assure you. -- Zandramas

DOS -- Blades up, my friends. -- Gentleben, Pawn of Prophecy

     When your blades are up, it's easier for someone to get under your guard.

All -- Let be known that Wendy will act as the Champion of Fast Food. -- Madwand

All -- Good luck to those participating in the Tourney. -- Madwand

Roll Up Gods -- How about opening the well up just a trickle?  Anything would be
better than the crap that's seeped my way! -- Madwand

Faddle -- Please come back for more. -- Brave New Rodent

Megabolox -- I hope that dog didn't give you rabies (well maybe I wouldn't mind that
much). -- Assur

La Bruha -- Sorry we're taken. -- Teens Sucking Face

And it begins.  Good luck and fortune to LBA+ members. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DR. COX viciously butchered SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANGRY CLAM was killed by SUBTERFUGE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ONIKOROSHI was assassinated by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JAVELIN was butchered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
IRON DEMON was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MINI VINNIE was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
DAY was slain by WHOPPER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DAX was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
CRYING KID was easily killed by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LIVING LANCER was slaughtered by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
YULE'S HOGS was assassinated by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GREASY was slaughtered by SOUTH SPOON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEATH 0214 was assassinated by SOUTH SPOON in a dull 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
YOU DONT KNOW JACK was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BARSTOOL 3 was butchered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DOORMAN was butchered by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROTTEN CLAM ODOR was murdered by SMOKESCREEN in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FOODIE was easily killed by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STING was vanquished by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BATTLE BANSHEE vanquished ARAWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NORM bested CHICKEN A LA KING in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
WENDY defeated BRAVE NEW RODENT in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
EXPOSED overpowered MR. WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ACE HARDWARE overcame ASTROTRAIN in a popular 5 minute master's Challenge competition.
FADDLE was vanquished by BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SIEGE BEAST slimly won victory over ICE WIND in a 6 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ASP was subdued by ZITH in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
BOMBULOID lost to FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
EMERALD CITY overpowered BUGS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE overpowered YRSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DEATH was beaten by MEGABOLOX in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MAGIC MIKE & IKE was unbelievably bested by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute bout.
TEN TRICK'S EX was viciously subdued by MY LITTLE GTO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
YELLOW BRICK overpowered DOG ON THE LOOSE in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE DOCTOR subdued GOLD DUST in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH overpowered GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CASTLE demolished BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
CHUCK TODD was devastated by FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DAHAK viciously subdued LION in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE ZULU overpowered YAMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HANZO lost to ODIN AVERSSON in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
LIL JOHNNY lost to CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BECKETT was viciously subdued by MUMMY MUSKETEER in a 9 minute Challenge match.
SIZZLING SCRIBE beat DEMENTIATOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
NICK TORTELLI demolished ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LATE OR EARLY devastated WEAK SAUCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEARS OF A CLOWN slimly won victory over BROKEN POND in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
SHOGUN was bested by LUTHER VAN DAM in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
STEVE KORNACKI overcame BROKEN SKY in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
MAX demolished TACO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PLAGUE PARADE was subdued by NIGHTS CALL in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CRADOSAURUS 3 beat LA BRUHA in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
FOX overpowered AMBITIOUS GOURD in a 5 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
SURFIN' SAFARI subdued NUT BROWN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
ALEC BALDWIN was subdued by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
JIM viciously subdued DUNGEON PORTER in a 9 minute Challenge contest.
YORL was demolished by WITCHCRAZE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title battle.
MANDORALLEN was subdued by RU BRINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's battle.
PRACTICAL GENE was overpowered by PETIT JARDINIA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEPUTY FIFE was devastated by STARSCREAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORTON devastated DIAPER LEEK in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered REBECCA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DING DONG was savagely defeated by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 3 minute veteran's conflict.
FANG SKIN was devastated by TOBIAS FUNKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIGHTY MANFRED bested EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute match.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ vanquished THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VOLUND defeated MARLBORO MAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS vanquished DOOM SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NK murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DOMINO defeated FIDDLE in a 2 minute fight.
HADES unbelievably bested WARRIOR WIGHT in a action packed 3 minute match.
BRAIN LES devastated SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARENAMUSTARD subdued JINX in a 2 minute gory bout.
SKYWARP defeated TRAIN WRECK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome fight.
STAN CAN viciously subdued TSAR BOMBA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
TEENS SUCKING FACE demolished DAD HUSBANDSON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
NOT FADE AWAY was overpowered by 1958 B. LAYNE in a 4 minute uneven duel.
IRON BARD subdued ZANDRAMAS in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
ROOK demolished LIGHT WATCHMAN in a tiring 6 minute one-sided duel.
ROGUE STACHE overcame EGG NOGGIN in a 1 minute beginner's match.
APPLE CIDER HIDER was overcome by ROCKET ROSE in a exciting 1 minute novice's duel.
SLUMBERING TRUNK delivered the death blow upon CIAKAR in a 2 minute amateur's match.
MY GIRL outlasted OLDMAN GOD ART in a tiring 8 minute beginner's fight.
VICKY MENDOZA demolished RUNS WITH SCISSORS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LILITH devastated LEARNER STEWARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEL ICIOUS narrowly defeated RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  20 -  3      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  58 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK   84 -  78 -  9      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         LUNGING ATTACK    72 -  80 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW        58 -  76 -  2      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  25 -  2      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  61 -  5      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  60 -  3      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  28 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  95 -  7      31  |

Turn 339 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        8 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 15         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 15     AIMED BLOW         8 - 10         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 - 17         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  WITCHCRAZE 5201            10   5  2  115 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK  PETIT JARDINIA 7154        17   9  0  115 LES TURFISTES (727)
LUNGING ATTACK   WENDY 7552                 13   7  1  110 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW       ACE HARDWARE 7492          13  10  0  105 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TOTAL PARRY      BIKINI ATOLL 7799          13   9  0  100 NUKE TEST (769)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      14  11  2   98 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WALL OF STEEL    NORTON 7010                16  13  3   96 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738        12  10  0   65 TEAM TOONS (764)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NORM 6227.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788.  The ten other most popular fighters were ACE HARDWARE 7492, 
MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980, WENDY 7552, MY LITTLE GTO 7745, YELLOW BRICK 
7864, WARRIOR WIGHT 7978, STAN CAN 8058, DAHAK 4961, and LUTHER VAN DAM 8200.

The least popular fighter this week was ROOK 8204.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OLDMAN GOD ART 8211, MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146, LIGHT WATCHMAN 8212, MY GIRL 
8192, ICE WIND 7758, AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115, DEATH 0214 8210, BECKETT 8090, LION 8020, 
and LEARNER STEWARD 8213.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PETIT JARDINIA (47-7154) LES TURFISTES (727)
NORM (47-6227) CHEERS (659)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DR. COX (47-7009) SECOND BANANAS (573)
YORL (47-7153) LES TURFISTES (727)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes