DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2014    Duedate: 06/02/2014

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-341

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WITCHCRAZE
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-5201) [12-5-2,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WITCHCRAZE                     FOUL BILL
DARQUE FORCES (396)            GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
(47-5201) [12-5-2,138]         (47-8061) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           RU BRINGER
TEAM TOONS (764)               LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-7737) [7-17-0,64]          (47-7510) [8-8-1,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NUKE TEST (769)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NUKE TEST (769)             61
2. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)    48      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        44      Unchartered Team
4. GAS MONKEY (783)            42
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         42      TOLBINS HIVE A (785)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      13   7  1 65.0   1/11 NUKE TEST (769)          11  3 1
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         739 459 25 61.7   2/ 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)  11  4 0
 3/ 3*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   19  12  0 61.3   3/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 4/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      51  34  2 60.0   4/ 8 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)     10  5 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     275 184 26 59.9   5/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)  10  5 0
 6/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       85  58  3 59.4   6/ 9 OBG! (765)                9  5 1
 7/ 1*D.A. REJECTS (787)        17  12  0 58.6   7/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 1
 8/ 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   381 287 28 57.0   8/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
 9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         847 655 43 56.4   9/21*GAS MONKEY (783)          8  7 1
10/ 9 OTTODROME TW (728)        91  79  6 53.5  10/15*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 1
11/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      275 243 20 53.1  11/ 5*D.A. REJECTS (787)        8  7 0
12/12 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   183 176 12 51.0  12/ 7 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      8  7 0
13/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)      62  61  5 50.4  13/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727)       8  7 0
14/13 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      76  76  2 50.0  14/23 CHEERS (659)              7  8 1
15/15 FAST FOOD (724)           94  97  2 49.2  15/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
16/14 CHEERS (659)             100 105  9 48.8  16/17 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    6  9 1
17/20 NUKE TEST (769)           52  59  4 46.8  17/27 OTTODROME TW (728)        6  9 0
18/17 OBG! (765)                53  62  6 46.1  18/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22*SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      15  18  1 45.5  19/16 HORNY GOAT X (750)        6  9 0
20/16 HORNY GOAT X (750)        33  40  3 45.2  20/12 TEAM TOONS (764)          6  9 0
21/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   46  56  1 45.1  21/25 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
22/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       27  33  3 45.0  22/28*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  6  9 0
23/24*BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  19  24  0 44.2  23/26*CLAN KITFOX (781)         5  9 0
24/19 DEAD GAWDS (543)          33  44  1 42.9  24/31 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        5 10 1
25/23 MSNBC (755)               46  73  1 38.7  25/19 MSNBC (755)               5 10 0
26/25 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       223 371 22 37.5  26/20 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5 10 0
27/30*GAS MONKEY (783)          11  19  1 36.7  27/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)      4 11 0
28/29*CLAN KITFOX (781)         16  28  2 36.4  28/30*WHITE SHADOW (779)        4 11 0
29/26 TEAM TOONS (764)          40  71  1 36.0  29/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      3  2 1
30/28 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         51  98  4 34.2  30/29 DEAD GAWDS (543)          3  7 0
31/31*WHITE SHADOW (779)        13  30  1 30.2  31/22*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     3 11 1
32/27*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)      5  14  2 26.3  32/24 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    3 12 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          ***** TWIX Round 3 Results *****

Still no salary increases for the coordinators.  Words are expensive!  Two down-
challenge -5 penalties were awarded as listed below.  Plus a penalty was awarded
(losses for both warriors) for an alliance Intrachallenge.  Tsk. Tsk.

Name   round  wins   champ   presence      ally   extra    total

LBA+     1            26        6           20       9       0         61
               2      27        6           20       9       5         67
               3      19        6           20       9       1         55
                   72      18          60       27      6       183

KGGP     1            31        9           20       9       9         78
               2      20        6           20       9       0         55
               3      17        3           20       9       1         50
                   68      18          60       27     10       183

IC       1            26        9           20       9        0        64
               2      16        9           18       6        0        49
               3      18        6           20       9        5        58
                   60      24          58      24       5       171

SMOC     1            25       12           20       9        0        66
               2      19        3           20       9        0        51
               3      18        6           20       9        0        53
                   62      21          60      27       0       170

M*MBO    1            10        3           20       9        0       42
               2       9       12           20       9        0       50
               3      13        3           20       9        0       45
                   32      18          60      27       0       137

OBG!     1             7         0          13       6       0        26
               2      19         3          13       6       0        41
               3      16         0          13       6       1        36
                   42       3          39       18     1       103

DOS      1             6         0          20       9        0        35
               2      17         3          20       9        0        49
               3      13         0          15       0      -10        18
                   33       3          55     18       0       102

NW       1             3         3          10       9       0         25
 49            2       2         3          10       9       0         24
               3       4         3           8       6       0         21
                    9       9          28      24  0         70

On a negative note, the down-challenges (-5 each) this turn were:
     Rocket Rose of Gas Monkey
     1958 B. Layne of Gas Monkey
And the alliance intrachallenge was made by Dungeon Porter of Horney Goat against
Crapuloden of Weird Alchemy.

Surely they didn't think they would get away with it?

You may wish to know that there is going to be a slight change to the scoring rules.
Currently there is a tie breaker system for the five points awarded to the alliance
with the most wins.  The tie-breaker is eliminated effective turn four.  If an
alliance does not win this award outright, then no points shall be awarded.
                                                 Oz and/or Master Darque

P.S.  There is a good possibility that when SMOC or M*MBO reaches first position,
there will be a larger spotlight.  Until then, we are really just treading water,
aren't we?

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 371): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFELof DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 346): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 327): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SUN QIAN of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 306): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 275): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 276): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 91): LUMP of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 273): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 371): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 346): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 327): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 306): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 275): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 275): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 91): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 273): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 340): MANDORALLEN of PAWN OF PROPHECY (Gentleben, mgr.)
                   (turn 339): PETIT JARDINIA of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               NORM of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 275): WONTON NOT NOW of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 90): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of MAMBOLAND!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  MAMBOLAND watched with 
glee as GARBAGE PAIL KIDS got knocked off top spot by NUKE TEST!  Who can explain it? 
Not you, not me, not GAS MONKEY's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 21st to 9th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says 
black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  BASH BROS PARK!  It 
seems so recently people were saying BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK was washed up, finished.  But 
4-1-0 moved them up 6.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with BATTLE 
BANSHEE?  She actually beat GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' BRAIN LES, and walked away with 26 
more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at FAST FOOD while they watched 
SUPERSIZE ME clobber FOX.  It lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from 
the stands.  MAMBOLAND has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He 
challenged ROYAL FLUSH's ACE HARDWARE (14-11-0), which should prove (ahem!) 
interesting.  Try as it might, ACE HARDWARE wasn't good enough at persuading 
WITCHCRAZE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  The most avoided team 
was BASH BROS PARK.  In my day, no team with a 61-57-5 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, FAST FOOD?  What do people see in MR. WOLF?  His 9-6-0?  PAWN OF 
PROPHECY ain't talkin', but he's got 72 points.  CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ didn't quite know 
what to make of a challenge he received from ALEC BALDWIN of MSNBC, who is 25 points 
below him.  ALEC BALDWIN perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was subdued by 
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ and ended up with 28 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Who will dare fight MAGIC MIKE & IKE, after he 
returned from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 6-8-2 is 56, and has he points) BATTLE 
BANSHEE of SPECTRAL STEEL got 26 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, 
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!  ZITH killed FANG SKIN, and expects revenge from BAAL'S MINIONS.  
The dead are better off dead--they have no worries.  NIMBLE FOX larned his lesson 
(CLAMTASTIC taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any 
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK members with the same gusto.  Someone told NUT BROWN that GAS 
MONKEY never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled 
you is right sorry.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITCHCRAZE 5201              12   5  2   138       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPOSED 7595                 12   2  1   133       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 BIKINI ATOLL 7799            15   9  0   126       NUKE TEST (769)
 CHICKEN A LA KING 7583       13   8  1   123       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CAPTURED PORK 7581           11   4  0   110       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 CASTLE THUNDER 7159           9   3  0   102       OTTODROME TW (728)
 EMERALD CITY 7896             8   1  0   100       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NK 7800                      11  13  1    95       NUKE TEST (769)
 ENCORE DEBOUT 7788           11   5  0    95       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ASTROTRAIN 7352              20  10  0    93       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 STARSCREAM 7419              15  13  0    93       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             12   3  0    93       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DING DONG 7516               20  11  1    92       LAND OF OZ (217)
 FLESH HUNTER 6053            15   2  0    92       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 ACE HARDWARE 7492            14  11  0    92       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STING 7656                   11   5  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941             6   0  0    91       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZITH 7361                     9   9  1    90       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 NORTON 7010                  16  15  3    86       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RU BRINGER 7510               8   8  1    86       LES TURFISTES (727)
 WENDY 7552                   13   9  1    85       FAST FOOD (724)
 BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754        14  13  2    82       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SIEGE BEAST 5797             16  15  1    80       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 REBECCA 7789                 12  12  2    79       CHEERS (659)
 PRACTICAL GENE 7349          14  17  1    78       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ASP 7591                      9   4  0    78       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             10   6  1    72       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MR. WOLF 7401                 9   6  0    72       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           13  10  0    71       OBG! (765)
 FADDLE 7897                   8   4  0    71       OTTODROME TW (728)
 YELLOW BRICK 7864            12   8  1    70       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ICE WIND 7758                11  11  0    70       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BOMBULOID 4304                8   5  3    70       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          13  11  0    68       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOM SLINGER 6335             9   3  1    66       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 FOUL BILL 8061                5   2  0    66       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           4   3  1    65       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BUGS 7737                     7  17  0    64       TEAM TOONS (764)
 FIDDLE 7898                   7   5  0    63       OTTODROME TW (728)
 STAN CAN 8058                 5   0  0    59       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 YRSA 7671                    12  18  1    58       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756         9   6  1    58       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631           9  15  0    58       MSNBC (755)
 THE BOMB 7883                 7  12  0    58       NUKE TEST (769)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               6   1  0    58       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 EAT IT RAW 7996               5   4  0    58       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875         6   8  2    56       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741        9  15  0    54       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MEGABOLOX 4312                8   2  0    54       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 GAUTREK 7666                 12  16  1    53       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774       9  10  2    53       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          10   4  0    52       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CRAPULODON 4305               6   7  0    51       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DOMINO 8143                   5   2  0    50       D.A. REJECTS (787)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLUND 7670                   9  21  1    49       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 DRONE A1 8097                 4   0  0    48       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             3   1  0    45       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 GOLD DUST 7983                3   4  1    44       OTTODROME TW (728)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           6  18  0    42       TEAM TOONS (764)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995            6   3  0    40       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 HADES 4959                   10   6  0    39       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 DUNGEON PORTER 7837           3   6  0    39       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            2   2  0    37       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 JIM 8126                      5   2  1    36       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 DRONE A4 8098                 3   1  0    35       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              7   2  0    34       WHITE SHADOW (779)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110             4   1  0    33       FAST FOOD (724)
 BECKETT 8090                  3   4  0    33       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DEATH 4957                    7   9  0    32       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975               6   7  2    31       NUKE TEST (769)
 SKYWARP 8063                  3   2  0    31       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LION 8020                     6   2  0    30       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            7   7  0    29       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 CHUCK TODD 8055               4   6  0    29       MSNBC (755)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               3   2  0    29       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              5   3  0    28       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             4   3  0    28       MSNBC (755)
 1958 B. LAYNE 8223            3   0  0    28       GAS MONKEY (783)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       3   1  0    26       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            3   1  0    26       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            2   2  0    26       CHEERS (659)
 DAD HUSBANDSON 8168           2   2  0    26       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 DAHAK 4961                    5  10  0    25       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 TACO 8190                     2   2  0    24       FAST FOOD (724)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAMA 6384                     6   5  0    23       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 HANZO 8018                    4   5  0    23       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          4   0  0    23       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           3   1  1    23       OBG! (765)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         3   1  0    23       OBG! (765)
 NUT BROWN 8178                2   2  1    23       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 ARAWN 6415                    5   6  1    22       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 ROOK 8204                     4   0  0    22       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MY GIRL 8192                  3   1  1    22       OBG! (765)
 ROGUE STACHE 8206             2   2  1    22       GAS MONKEY (783)
 AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          2   2  0    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            3   3  0    21       GAS MONKEY (783)
 ARENAMUSTARD 8140             3   1  0    21       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 JANITOR 8245                  1   1  0    21       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 FOX 8148                      3   1  0    20       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DRONE ALE 8139                2   1  1    19       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          2   2  0    19       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               2   1  1    18       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               3   0  0    17       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 WEAK SAUCE 7992               3   5  0    16       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 DRONE A2 8099                 2   2  0    16       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 LEGO CAB 8230                 2   0  0    16       LES TURFISTES (727)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            1   3  0    16       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               1   3  0    16       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 BYTHE PINT 8263               1   0  0    15       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 JINX 7951                     3   5  0    14       TEAM TOONS (764)
 TRAIN WRECK 7988              2   7  1    14       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               2   2  0    14       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 M. CLOUD 8234                 2   0  0    14       NUKE TEST (769)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON BARD 8166                2   2  0    14       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 BROKEN POND 8105              1   3  0    14       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         1   3  1    13       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 WAKIZASHI 8235                1   1  0    13       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MAX 8203                      2   2  0    12       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           2   2  0    12       MSNBC (755)
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        1   3  0    12       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257             1   0  0    11       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DRONE A7 8261                 1   0  0    10       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               1   0  0    10       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 JOLLY GREEN 8249              1   0  1     9       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 LA BRUHA 8124                 1   5  0     9       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 KAPPAN 8236                   0   1  0     9       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          1   2  0     7       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             1   4  0     7       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 ZANDRAMAS 7593                1   3  0     6       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            1   1  0     6       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LILITH 8219                   1   2  0     5       CHEERS (659)
 ROCKET ROSE 8222              1   2  0     5       GAS MONKEY (783)
 FRENCH FRYER 8260             1   0  0     5       FAST FOOD (724)
 ELEKTRA 8256                  1   0  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 SILK 8229                     1   1  0     4       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 MOOMOOFORK YO 8238            1   1  0     4       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253               1   0  0     4       CHEERS (659)
 DON GONE 8237                 0   2  0     2       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 SCONE GOLEM 8255              0   1  0     1       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           0   1  0     1       MSNBC (755)
 RAGE RACER 8262               0   1  0     1       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 CASUAL CLAM 8266              0   1  0     1       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         0   1  0     1       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 LE GRELE 8252                 0   1  0     1       LES TURFISTES (727)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FANG SKIN 6070         11  6 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   ZITH 7361             341   
POO SLIDE 8244          1  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   MY GIRL 8192          341   
CLAM CHOWDAH 7998       2  3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 NIMBLE FOX 8135       338  JUST REVENGED
BARSTOOL 4 8247         1  1 1 CHEERS 659           ROGUE STACHE 8206     341   
DONETO                  0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MAGIC MIKE & IKE 7875 341  NONE
OCTANE 8228             0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    ORC PLAGUE            341  NONE
DA1 8259                0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        ORC PLAGUE            341  NONE
BRAIN LES 8060          5  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 BATTLE BANSHEE 7979   341   
CARVIN' MARVIN 8150     0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132   338   
CIAKAR 8049             1  3 0 GAS MONKEY 783       SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 339  REVENGED
LEMON 8258              0  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       ALEX TREBEK           341  NONE
RAMBLER 8052            1  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       NUT BROWN 8178        338  JUST REVENGED
NOT FADE AWAY 8191      1  3 0 OBG! 765             JOLLY GREEN 8249      341   
LUTHER VAN DAM 8200     2  2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   DRONE ALE 8139        341   
NOT QUITE DEAD 8254     0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   BIG MAC               341  NONE
COUSIN BROTHER 8250     0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     SOUTH SPOON           341  NONE
SIGNIFICANT OTHE 8251   0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ALEX TREBEK           341  NONE
DRONE A3 8096           1  2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   TSAR BOMBA 7975       337  NOT REVENGED
CRADOSAURUS 3 8163      2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    SUBTERFUGE            341  NONE
DEMENTIATOR 8081        0  7 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    SMOKESCREEN           341  NONE
BROKEN SKY 7990         0  8 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     SUBTERFUGE            341  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Witchcraze -- You again?  Duelmaster?  Must be a great champion. -- Oz The All
Jealous

Flesh Hunter -- I didn't have what it takes... more bricks.  Salute. -- Yellow Brick

Mr. Crip -- I feel I must answer for that round one misrepresentation of SMOC/SCOM.
Perhaps it was merely a typo?  After all, clerical help nowadays is not what it once
was.  Or perhaps the hardworking Oz was merely searching for a team you could lead to
victory.  Neither SMOC nor SCOM seem to have met that condition so far.  Most likely,
though, it was caused by that LBA crew hacking into the Desolation data base.  Those
turdmuffins! -- The Land Of Oz Publicist

Norm -- I can say I really enjoyed my challenge and my win.  Thank you.  Friends? --
Ding Dong

The Bomb -- Thank you for thinking of me.  I needed an easy win. -- Castle

Bearded Freak -- That was unfair of you to challenge!  I got all clammy when I saw
your style.  I get clammy about lots of stuff these days.  Where is Dorothy when you
really need her? -- Cowardly Lion

     Kansas.

Zith -- You were but a mere pawn in my prophecy. -- Emerald City

Leaders of The TWIX -- I could say congratulations and well done.  But, yet, I feel a
"you look and smell like a recent deposit from a herd of bulls" is more appropriate.
-- Oz The All Congratulatory

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical (thinking--so far this TWIX
has been all the second)

My champions are sooo lucky I'm not sure I should name another one... but well, they
can only bring points, so... Lego Cab will be the new Champion for Les Turfistes.
May he win a little more than the first ones! -- LP

KGGP is still leading, even under some cruel challenges... can it last a little
longer? -- LP

Sorry, Ding Dong, I would have bet on you! -- Encore Debout

My 3 dark arenas, 1 win and 1 loss last turn got onto "Teams on the move"?!
Statistics are lies, all lies. -- G Staff

     Haven't you heard?  83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.  Or at least
     that's the statistic I read. -- NAIEI

NAIEI -- Brat?  NAIEI?  I know nothing. -- G Staff

Teens Sucking Face -- Not sure which of you "mouthed off."  Are you cousins?
Brothers?! -- Your significant friendenemy, the Pater Familias

This is a tale of two brothers who ran:  scissors got one, a spear the other! -- Iron
Bard

Apple Cider Hider -- "Spare the rod, spoil the cider." -- Dad, tanner of yer... er...
hide

Name Award! -- Brave New Rodent

Mighty Manfred -- I fear my curtain is starting to draw closed. -- Queen of The South

Captain Peachfuzz -- You'll be glad to know you didn't improve my tournament results
in the least. -- Ten Trick's Ex

Petit Jardinia -- What a nice way to say farewell to a Champion. -- Chicken A La King

Norton --  While I appreciate the win, we SMOCs can't keep beating each other up. --
Ace Hardware

Moomoofork Yo -- What Ace Said. -- Jack B. Quick

My stable's only win this week was versus my ally... Well, the good news is that it
can't really get any worse! -- Master Fox

I seem to be struggling a bit here.  Is there anyone willing to diplo me a little
strategy advice? -- Master Fox of Clan Kitfox

All -- I am declaring Nimble Fox of A'merkin Injuns as my champion. -- The Chosen One

Emerald City -- Never fought a whole city before....not a pleasant experience, I can
assure you. -- Zith

Bikini Troll -- MY EYES!!!  OH THE HORROR!!!  Going with the "I can't hit what I
can't look at defense" I see....I hate that. -- Mr. Wolf

Max -- Lucky my zan-dram-ass...you beat you like a red headed step stool that lies in
a pond up to your seat in moss....that's right...I said moss. -- Zandramas....a
little on the dramatic side

Sting -- You're it...or was that tag?  Any who, thanks for being there in my time of
need.  Let me know if I can return the favor...oh, and you better make that quick as
I am "outy cumlouty." -- Lord Protector Mandorallen

Ulf Long-Leg -- What long legs you have....and what big farts you have....and what
the hell is that on the top of your head?  A wig?  Is that lipstick on your face?
Don't you know you can dress up a pig but it is still a pig? -- Silk

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAGIC MIKE & IKE viciously butchered DONETO in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEMENTIATOR was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BROKEN SKY was easily killed by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
CRADOSAURUS 3 was dispatched by SUBTERFUGE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
OCTANE was butchered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
COUSIN BROTHER was murdered by SOUTH SPOON in a 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
SIGNIFICANT OTHER was slaughtered by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEMON was executed by ALEX TREBEK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was assassinated by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
NOT QUITE DEAD was slaughtered by BIG MAC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CLAMTASTIC won victory over NIMBLE FOX in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
1958 B. LAYNE won victory over NUT BROWN in a 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
STING handily defeated MR. WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BATTLE BANSHEE murdered BRAIN LES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WITCHCRAZE handily defeated ACE HARDWARE in a 1 minute Challenge Title contest.
STARSCREAM was overpowered by EXPOSED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DING DONG was overpowered by BIKINI ATOLL in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WENDY was handily defeated by CAPTURED PORK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DIAPER LEEK was bested by ASTROTRAIN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
CASTLE THUNDER demolished BRAVE NEW RODENT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLESH HUNTER outlasted RU BRINGER in a 7 minute master's Challenge conflict.
REBECCA was overpowered by EMERALD CITY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ICE WIND beat THE DOCTOR in a action packed 4 minute expert's Challenge fray.
SIEGE BEAST slimly won victory over MIGHTY MANFRED in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
FANG SKIN was slaughtered by ZITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
EAT IT RAW defeated MEGABOLOX in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
FIDDLE vanquished DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DOOM SLINGER handily defeated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GOLD DUST beat DUNGEON PORTER in a action packed 5 minute Challenge competition.
CHUCK TODD was beaten by MARLBORO MAN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NIGHTS CALL narrowly defeated ZOMBIE ZULU in a 5 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
ALEC BALDWIN was defeated by CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MUMMY MUSKETEER luckily beat JINX in a 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EGG NOGGIN was beaten by NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
TRAIN WRECK was handily defeated by TACO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WEAK SAUCE slimly lost to TSAR BOMBA in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HANZO was demolished by BECKETT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LA BRUHA was luckily beaten by LION in a 4 minute gory Challenge fray.
IRON BARD subdued ULF LONG-LEG in a 4 minute Challenge match.
LIL JOHNNY was handily defeated by DAD HUSBANDSON in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BROKEN POND was beaten by SIZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LILITH was vanquished by VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge bout.
RUNS WITH SPEAR was overcome by DEL ICIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LEGO CAB beat PLAGUE PARADE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
WAKIZASHI vanquished ROCKET ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MOOMOOFORK YO was subdued by MAX in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
JACK B. QUICK won victory over DON GONE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
ZANDRAMAS was overpowered by LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
NORTON was handily defeated by CHICKEN A LA KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ENCORE DEBOUT was savagely defeated by MANDORALLEN in a 3 minute expert's fight.
FADDLE was handily defeated by NK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MY LITTLE GTO was vanquished by DEPUTY FIFE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOBIAS FUNKE handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
PRACTICAL GENE was savagely defeated by ASP in a 2 minute bloody master's bout.
YELLOW BRICK overcame DOMINO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
TEN TRICK'S EX was savagely defeated by STAN CAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute battle.
BOMBULOID devastated DRONE A4 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUGS was devastated by FOUL BILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GAUTREK was vanquished by THE BOMB in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
BEARDED FREAK defeated DEATH in a 2 minute brawl.
VOLUND was overcome by DRONE A1 in a 2 minute contest.
YRSA savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's match.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was demolished by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEENS SUCKING FACE slimly lost to JIM in a 3 minute bout.
ODIN AVERSSON was bested by HADES in a 3 minute fight.
FOX was overpowered by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DAHAK lost to SKYWARP in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
WARRIOR WIGHT overpowered SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
ARENAMUSTARD beat APPLE CIDER HIDER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome battle.
SURFIN' SAFARI savagely defeated STEVE KORNACKI in a 2 minute bloody fight.
AMBITIOUS GOURD luckily beat ARAWN in a 4 minute duel.
DRONE A2 was devastated by JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROOK outlasted YAMA in a slow 19 minute bout.
LUTHER VAN DAM was assassinated by DRONE ALE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
TEARS OF A CLOWN devastated RAGE RACER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SILK was subdued by ANGRY CLAM in a 2 minute beginner's match.
MY GIRL butchered POO SLIDE in a 3 minute gory one-sided battle.
M. CLOUD vanquished CASUAL CLAM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NOT FADE AWAY was put to death by JOLLY GREEN in a 1 minute novice's melee.
ROGUE STACHE slaughtered BARSTOOL 4 in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
KAPPAN was demolished by CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BARSTOOL 5 won victory over SCONE GOLEM in a 5 minute novice's match.
ELEKTRA bested LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 3 minute amateur's match.
LE GRELE was overpowered by DRONE A7 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FRENCH FRYER unbelievably bested THOMAS ROBERTS in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
BYTHE PINT demolished MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  59 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  21 -  2      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         STRIKING ATTACK  105 -  95 - 10      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         AIMED BLOW        67 -  79 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  27 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         LUNGING ATTACK    79 - 102 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  26 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  67 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  63 -  3      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    47 - 110 -  9      30  |

Turn 341 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         6  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 17         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         5 - 15         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  8                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 14     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  WITCHCRAZE 5201            12   5  2  138 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOTAL PARRY      BIKINI ATOLL 7799          15   9  0  126 NUKE TEST (769)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD CITY 7896           8   1  0  100 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK   STARSCREAM 7419            15  13  0   93 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AIMED BLOW       ACE HARDWARE 7492          14  11  0   92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL    NORTON 7010                16  15  3   86 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BASHING ATTACK   BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754      14  13  2   82 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738        13  11  0   68 TEAM TOONS (764)
PARRY-STRIKE     JIM 8126                    5   2  1   36 CLAN KITFOX (781)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RU BRINGER 7510.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI ATOLL 7799, STAN 
CAN 8058, MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, NUT BROWN 8178, GOLD DUST 7983, THE DOCTOR 8142, SIEGE 
BEAST 5797, PLAGUE PARADE 8165, ENCORE DEBOUT 7788, and APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153.

The least popular fighter this week was YAMA 6384.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ROOK 8204, BARSTOOL 5 8253, LE GRELE 8252, LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264, 
KAPPAN 8236, NOT FADE AWAY 8191, CASUAL CLAM 8266, TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193, LUTHER VAN 
DAM 8200, and DRONE A2 8099.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WITCHCRAZE (47-5201) DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHICKEN A LA KING (47-7583) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MANDORALLEN (47-7179) PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FGC 6648 (62-37-0)                     4  3  0         KAOS                 

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (38-18-1)          5  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 (32-31-3)          1  3  0         DEVIATION            

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PETIT JARDINIA 7154 (17-10-0)          5  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
DON KING 5374 (47-43-3)                3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
FROSTY 7332 (17-9-0)                   2  3  0         FAST FOOD            
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (21-14-1)          2  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
CARLA 6225 (23-19-1)                   1  3  0         CHEERS               
LATKA 6940 (33-18-2)                   1  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0)          3  3  0         THE OPERA            
DING DONG 7516 (20-10-1)               1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLESH HUNTER 6053 (14-2-0)             6  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
ICE WIND 7758 (10-11-0)                4  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
CAPTURED PORK 7581 (10-4-0)            3  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 (11-4-2)      2  2  0  DEAD   SHEWISH BUFFET       
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (9-5-1)          2  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 (13-9-0)            2  3  0         OBG!                 
RU BRINGER 7510 (8-7-1)                1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (3-3-0)            9  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
MEGABOLOX 4312 (8-1-0)                 3  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        
STAN CAN 8058 (4-0-0)                  2  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
FOUL BILL 8061 (4-2-0)                 1  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (2-1-0)              1  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CASTLE 8079 (4-1-0)                    3  1  0  DEAD   LAND OF OZ           
LATE OR EARLY 8183 (2-1-0)             4  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
NUT BROWN 8178 (2-1-1)                 4  3  0         HORNY GOAT X         
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (1-2-0)             4  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
NICK TORTELLI 8176 (1-2-0)             3  3  1         CHEERS               

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEL ICIOUS 8221 (2-0-0)                5  3  1         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
IRON BARD 8166 (1-2-0)                 3  3  0         STAFF OF LIFE        
ROOK 8204 (3-0-0)                      3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    
DAD HUSBANDSON 8168 (1-2-0)            2  3  0         STAFF OF LIFE        
LEGO CAB 8230 (1-0-0)                  2  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
CRADOSAURUS 3 8163 (2-2-0)             1  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        
APRICOT AMBROSIA 8241 (0-1-0)          0  1  0  DEAD   HORNY GOAT X         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KAPPAN 8236 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         CLAN KITFOX          

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (32-23-1)            1  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
THE LION KING 6360 (34-13-0)           0  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRASIER 6224 (25-18-0)                 1  3  0         CHEERS               

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 (11-4-0)            2  3  0         LES TURFISTES        

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 (3-5-0)            0  3  0         HORNY GOAT X         
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 (10-3-0)           0  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FOX 8148 (3-0-0)                       1  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    
BECKETT 8090 (2-4-0)                   0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    
CHUCK TODD 8055 (4-5-0)                0  3  0         MSNBC                
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 (1-2-0)             0  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 (2-3-0)             0  3  0         GAS MONKEY           

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAX 8203 (1-2-0)                       0  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 (2-1-0)            0  3  0         MSNBC