DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/23/2014 Duedate: 10/20/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-346
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RU BRINGER
LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-7510) [13-8-2,155]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RU BRINGER BROKEN POND
LES TURFISTES (727) A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
(47-7510) [13-8-2,155] (47-8105) [3-6-0,32]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS MY LITTLE GTO
TEAM TOONS (764) OBG! (765)
(47-7737) [8-21-0,71] (47-7745) [17-11-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HORNY GOAT X (750) 54
2. NUKE TEST (769) 47 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
3. CLAN KITFOX (781) 43 Unchartered Team
4. LES TURFISTES (727) 39
5. STAFF OF LIFE (32) 39 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 68 42 2 61.8 1/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 11 4 0
2/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727) 103 64 4 61.7 2/ 1 LES TURFISTES (727) 10 4 1
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 752 471 27 61.5 3/ 4 CHEERS (659) 10 5 0
4/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 289 195 29 59.7 4/16 NUKE TEST (769) 10 5 0
5/ 4 D.A. REJECTS (787) 31 23 0 57.4 5/ 2 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 9 5 0
6/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 395 298 30 57.0 6/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573) 9 6 2
7- 7 THE IMPERIUM (347) 37 28 3 56.9 7/14 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 6 1
8/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 859 668 44 56.3 8/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 9 6 1
9/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 289 253 22 53.3 9/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 6 1
10/ 9 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 29 27 0 51.8 10/13 HORNY GOAT X (750) 8 7 2
11/11 OTTODROME TW (728) 100 95 6 51.3 11/20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
12/15 CHEERS (659) 115 115 9 50.0 12/15 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 8 7 0
13/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 74 74 6 50.0 13/11 MSNBC (755) 8 7 0
14/13 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 191 193 12 49.7 14/ 7 OBG! (765) 8 7 0
15/19 NUKE TEST (769) 67 69 4 49.3 15/27 CLAN KITFOX (781) 7 8 1
16/16 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 33 34 0 49.3 16/25 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 8 0
17/17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 86 91 2 48.6 17/22 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 7 8 0
18/18 OBG! (765) 68 72 6 48.6 18/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/12 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 28 30 2 48.3 19/12 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 7 8 0
20-20 FAST FOOD (724) 101 110 2 47.9 20/32 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 7 8 0
21/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 60 67 2 47.2 21/19 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 6 8 1
22/23 HORNY GOAT X (750) 46 52 5 46.9 22/31*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 6 9 1
23-22*PAIN EMPIRE (788) 7 8 0 46.7 23/18 OTTODROME TW (728) 6 9 0
24/24 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 39 46 3 45.9 24/24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 5 10 0
25/25 MSNBC (755) 59 85 1 41.0 25/30 GAS MONKEY (783) 5 10 0
26/26 DEAD GAWDS (543) 39 63 1 38.2 26/21 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 5 10 0
27/27 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 232 387 22 37.5 27/10 D.A. REJECTS (787) 5 10 0
28/30 GAS MONKEY (783) 20 35 1 36.4 28-17 FAST FOOD (724) 4 6 0
29/28 TEAM TOONS (764) 48 88 1 35.3 29/26 TEAM TOONS (764) 4 11 0
30/29 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 61 112 5 35.3 30/28 WHITE SHADOW (779) 3 12 0
31/31 CLAN KITFOX (781) 24 45 3 34.8 31-23*PAIN EMPIRE (788) 2 3 0
32/33*A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 15 29 3 34.1 32/29 DEAD GAWDS (543) 1 14 0
33/32 WHITE SHADOW (779) 20 47 1 29.9 33-34 THE IMPERIUM (347) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War 9 Report
Current Standings
LBA+ 515
KGGP 489
SMOC 475
Inner Circle 474
M*MBO 448
DOS 378
GVSOP 346
New Wave 223
Turn 8 Results
Top Alliance none, 2 alliances tied with 12 wins
Top Teams none, 7 teams tied with 4 wins
Score Name Champion Turn Notes
18 DOS 5 F/T
18 Pawn of Prophecy Zith 4-1+
5 Dead Gawds Death 0-5-
8 Gas Monkey Vicky Mendoza 2-3-
11 MSNBC Thomas Roberts 3-2-
60 Total
18 GVSOP 5 F/T
14 OBG My Little GTO 3-2+
15 Nuke Test 4-1-
6 Team Toons 1-4-
53 Total
18 Inner Circle 5 F/T
5 D.A. Rejects The Doctor 0-5-
11 Baal's Minions Flesh Hunter 2-3+
14 Spectral Steel Battle Banshee 3-2+
8 A'merkin Injuns Nimble Fox 2-3-
56 Total
12 KGGP 4 F/T
8 Serpents Hold 200 Sting 2-3-
9 Les Turfistes Lego Cab 3-1-
8 Weird Alchemy Megabolox 2-3-
6 Horny Goat X Exposed 1-4-
43 Total
18 LBA+ 5 F/T
11 Bash Bros Park Dog on the Loose 2-3+
8 Garbage Pail Kids Stan Can 2-3-
15 Shewish Buffet Captured Pork 4-1-
15 Cheers Nick Tortelli 4-1-
67 Total
18 M*MBO 5 F/T
8 Darque Forces Scorponok 2-3-
11 Fast Food Wendy 2-3+
18 Bubba's Clam Shack Clamtastic 4-1+
8 Ottodrome TW Castle Thunder 2-3-
63 Total
18 New Wave 5 F/T
5 Clan Kitfox Jim 0-5-
8 White Shadow Nights Call 2-3-
31 Total
18 SMOC 5 F/T
11 Second Bananas Tobias Funke 2-3+
18 Land of Oz Lion 4-1+
18 Mystic Orc Feast Apple Cider Hider 4-1+
11 Royal Flush Stephen King 2-3+
76 Total
-- Your Moderators
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 376): WATER RAT of LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 374): SEAWEED of BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 351): PULLED ORC of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): RU BRINGER of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): LEIA of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 311): DALAN HILLEI of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 304): FLAMING MOE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 280): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 281): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Dudley Do-Right, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 96): KELLUMBO'S INITS of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 278): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 376): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 374): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 351): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 311): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 304): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 280): BAD COMBINATIONS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 281): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 96): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 278): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
AMUR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): ASTROTRAIN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
HAIRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): LEIA of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 311): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 281): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
MAMBOLAND. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to LES TURFISTES, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
SHEWISH BUFFET stable. Take a look at NUKE TEST's act, as they have a 4-1-0 week and
gain 12 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread
(okay, I admit it's corny) is CLAN KITFOX, who swept up 12 places in the ranks. Take
a look at STAFF OF LIFE's act, as they have a 5-0-0 week and gain 12 places in the
team ranking. Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 10th to 27th place
were the D.A. REJECTS. Keep trying! It looks like the guys(?) at WEIRD ALCHEMY had
a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 11th place. I guess steroids help!
Hey everybody, watch out for GAUTREK, who flew up 30 points in the rankings after
mashing BRAVE NEW RODENT like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. DEPUTY FIFE was subdued by NK and
drops 21 points. The most challenged warrior this week was RU BRINGER. If this
keeps up, our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids! Drawing on all of its
experience as a 18-11-0 warrior, ACE HARDWARE went for the Duelmastership against RU
BRINGER this week. Well, everybody's pal RU BRINGER moved his record to 13-8-2 by
defeating ACE HARDWARE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 15 recognition
points. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at
that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid OTTODROME TW, please raise you hand. Wow. Does MAMBOLAND really have that
many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch SPECTRAL STEEL's act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from OTTODROME TW. In a
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, ZITH went after ENCORE DEBOUT, who was
higher by 25 points. Well, when the dust settled, ZITH was bested by ENCORE DEBOUT.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! This week 3-11-1 TRAIN WRECK was
sent to the Dark Arena. I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take
notice of this. Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s)
and GAUTREK demonstrated that very violently on BRAVE NEW RODENT's body. The
audience likes blood and there was plenty of it covering ARAWN as he was driven to an
early grave by HANZO of the CLAN KITFOX. Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RU BRINGER 7510 13 8 2 155 LES TURFISTES (727)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 16 5 0 137 LES TURFISTES (727)
EMERALD CITY 7896 12 2 1 126 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 9 2 0 126 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GAUTREK 7666 17 16 2 117 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DING DONG 7516 23 13 1 114 LAND OF OZ (217)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 18 11 0 105 NUKE TEST (769)
NK 7800 13 16 1 103 NUKE TEST (769)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 17 11 0 101 OBG! (765)
-WENDY 7552 15 11 1 101 FAST FOOD (724)
NORTON 7010 20 16 4 100 SECOND BANANAS (573)
STING 7656 14 7 1 100 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CAPTURED PORK 7581 13 7 0 96 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-CHELSEA 3157 14 5 0 93 THE IMPERIUM (347)
ZITH 7361 11 12 1 93 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 5 1 93 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 13 7 1 92 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ACE HARDWARE 7492 18 12 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 16 13 0 91 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICE WIND 7758 13 14 0 88 BASH BROS PARK (766)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 5 1 85 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
FOUL BILL 8061 8 4 0 81 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 13 12 1 79 LAND OF OZ (217)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 12 12 2 79 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DEPUTY FIFE 7768 14 6 1 78 SECOND BANANAS (573)
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 6 3 0 77 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 12 9 2 76 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MR. WOLF 7401 11 9 0 76 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 12 7 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 11 18 0 74 MSNBC (755)
NUT BROWN 8178 6 3 1 74 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MEGABOLOX 4312 11 4 0 73 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THE DOCTOR 8142 8 4 0 73 D.A. REJECTS (787)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 7 2 0 72 LES TURFISTES (727)
BUGS 7737 8 21 0 71 TEAM TOONS (764)
EAT IT RAW 7996 8 6 0 69 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SKYWARP 8063 7 3 1 68 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ASP 7591 10 8 0 67 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DAMASKE 3159 8 5 3 66 THE IMPERIUM (347)
STAN CAN 8058 7 3 0 66 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110 7 2 0 66 FAST FOOD (724)
YRSA 7671 13 22 1 62 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 11 18 0 62 TEAM TOONS (764)
THE BOMB 7883 10 14 0 62 NUKE TEST (769)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 7 22 0 61 TEAM TOONS (764)
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 5 4 0 61 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 9 5 0 59 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BOMBULOID 4304 10 8 3 58 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHUCK TODD 8055 7 8 0 58 MSNBC (755)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EGG NOGGIN 8154 6 3 1 57 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 5 9 0 57 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 7 2 1 56 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CRAPULODON 4305 8 10 0 54 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 6 3 0 53 D.A. REJECTS (787)
FIDDLE 7898 8 9 0 50 OTTODROME TW (728)
BECKETT 8090 6 6 0 49 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 7 3 0 47 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 6 3 0 47 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-AADYE 3252 6 4 0 47 THE IMPERIUM (347)
LION 8020 9 4 0 46 LAND OF OZ (217)
HANZO 8018 7 7 1 45 CLAN KITFOX (781)
HADES 4959 11 10 0 43 DEAD GAWDS (543)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 7 5 0 43 MSNBC (755)
RAGE RACER 8262 4 2 1 42 HORNY GOAT X (750)
MY GIRL 8192 7 2 1 41 OBG! (765)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 6 5 0 41 GAS MONKEY (783)
ARENAMUSTARD 8140 7 2 0 40 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
LIL JOHNNY 8184 5 4 0 40 D.A. REJECTS (787)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 8 11 0 39 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
JIM 8126 7 5 1 39 CLAN KITFOX (781)
FOX 8148 6 3 0 39 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 9 9 2 38 NUKE TEST (769)
SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 6 3 1 38 OBG! (765)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 5 3 0 37 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 5 4 0 37 CHEERS (659)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 6 7 1 36 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LILITH 8219 5 3 0 36 CHEERS (659)
ROOK 8204 8 1 0 35 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLD DUST 7983 5 7 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728)
SCONE GOLEM 8255 4 2 0 33 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
STEPHEN KING 8308 2 1 0 33 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SILK 8229 4 3 0 32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BROKEN POND 8105 3 6 0 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
M. CLOUD 8234 6 1 0 31 NUKE TEST (769)
MAX 8203 5 4 0 31 D.A. REJECTS (787)
AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 5 4 0 31 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 3 6 0 31 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 6 3 0 29 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 7 7 0 28 WHITE SHADOW (779)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 4 4 2 28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LEGO CAB 8230 4 3 0 27 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 4 5 1 26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LE GRELE 8252 2 2 0 26 LES TURFISTES (727)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 2 1 0 26 SECOND BANANAS (573)
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 4 3 0 24 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 5 4 0 23 MSNBC (755)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 4 2 0 23 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
NONO NOWAY 8268 3 2 0 23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
EIDOLON 8299 3 1 0 22 WHITE SHADOW (779)
JINX 7951 4 9 0 21 TEAM TOONS (764)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 3 7 0 21 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
QUAGMIRE 8272 2 3 1 20 SECOND BANANAS (573)
EDDIE LEBEC 8300 3 1 0 19 CHEERS (659)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 3 2 0 18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CHORLA 8287 2 1 0 18 PAIN EMPIRE (788)
ROBIN COLCORD 8301 2 2 0 18 CHEERS (659)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193 4 5 0 17 OBG! (765)
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 3 3 1 17 LAND OF OZ (217)
PALE 8338 1 1 0 17 HORNY GOAT X (750)
OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 3 1 0 16 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-EVANGELIA 8284 2 1 0 15 PAIN EMPIRE (788)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 1 6 0 15 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SARGON THE RAZOR 8280 1 4 0 15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-ATRUSA 8283 1 2 0 15 PAIN EMPIRE (788)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 4 2 0 14 CHEERS (659)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 3 5 0 14 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 2 1 0 13 OTTODROME TW (728)
VISIONNAIRE 8350 1 0 0 13 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
NO MOE 8288 2 3 0 12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-TACO 8190 2 6 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
GALAXIE 8339 2 0 0 12 GAS MONKEY (783)
KNAVE OF GAIN 8348 1 0 0 12 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
HOUND DOG 8279 3 2 0 11 OBG! (765)
-FRENCH FRYER 8260 3 2 0 11 FAST FOOD (724)
RUMOR 8282 2 3 0 11 WHITE SHADOW (779)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 2 4 0 10 MSNBC (755)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 1 5 0 10 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
RYE ALA MODE 8345 1 0 0 10 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
RONIN 8352 1 0 0 10 CLAN KITFOX (781)
DON GONE 8237 1 6 0 9 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
BOY HOWDY 8310 1 2 0 9 OTTODROME TW (728)
-GRECO 3611 1 1 0 8 THE IMPERIUM (347)
KICKBOOT 8323 1 2 0 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOTH 8325 1 2 0 7 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
FIREBIRD 8273 1 4 0 7 GAS MONKEY (783)
HERMIT THE FOG 8315 1 2 0 6 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
GREMLIN 8355 1 0 0 6 GAS MONKEY (783)
ETERNAL WITNESS 8349 1 0 0 5 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
MISSIONNAIRE 8351 1 0 0 5 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
SCORPONOK 8327 1 1 0 4 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JANTZEN 3511 1 1 0 4 THE IMPERIUM (347)
-CALISTA 8286 0 3 0 3 PAIN EMPIRE (788)
GOOD LUCK CHARM 8336 0 2 0 2 D.A. REJECTS (787)
CLOSED 8335 0 2 0 2 BASH BROS PARK (766)
TORAK 8341 0 2 0 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
SURMA 8356 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
YEN WANG YEA 8358 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
HUFF N WEAZER 8354 0 1 0 1 HORNY GOAT X (750)
RUDRA 8357 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
PINHEAD 8353 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
DEAD AFTER TW-2 8347 0 1 0 1 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346 0 1 0 1 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SIEGE BEAST 5797 17 17 1 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 DEPUTY FIFE 7768 344 REVENGED
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766 GAUTREK 7666 346
BROKEN PLAYGROUN 8274 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 RAGE RACER 8262 344
REBECCA 7789 12 13 2 CHEERS 659 EMERALD CITY 7896 342 NOT REVENGED
ELEKTRA 8256 1 2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 QUAGMIRE 8272 343 REVENGED
NAGINATA 8318 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CRYSTAL BALL 8257 345
SAAVY SWINGER 8319 0 3 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 WHOPPER 346 NONE
DOMINO 8143 7 3 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 NORTON 7010 344
NO! 8343 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 WHOPPER 346 NONE
STARSCREAM 7419 16 16 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 RU BRINGER 7510 345
ARAWN 6415 7 9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543 HANZO 8018 346
DEATH 4957 9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543 EGG NOGGIN 8154 345
1958 B. LAYNE 8223 3 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 342 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ZEPHYR 8340 1 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 NIMBLE FOX 8135 346
VOLUND 7670 10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756 SKYWARP 8063 345
DUMP TRUCK 8344 0 1 0 OTTODROME TW 728 SUPER-SIZE ME 346 NONE
FADDLE 7897 8 6 0 OTTODROME TW 728 STARSCREAM 7419 343 NONE
PRACTICAL GENE 7349 14 19 1 OTTODROME TW 728 STING 7656 343 REVENGED
JANITOR 8245 2 2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 TEENS SUCKING FA 8040 343
LA BRUHA 8124 2 8 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 ORC PLAGUE 346 NONE
TRAIN WRECK 7988 3 11 1 WHITE SHADOW 779 WHOPPER 346 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I'm baaaaaaack! Surprising what a 4-1-1 can do for one's enthusiasm! -- Oz The All
Enthusiastic
SMOCers -- Way to go! We can do this! Just look at the cannonfodder up ahead of us.
-- Oz The All Cheerleading
Sting? Lose your stinger? You challenged. Your style advantage. My win! Life is
wonderful when looking through emerald sunglasses. -- Emerald City
Dog On The Loose -- I couldn't leash you and I salute your talent and win. -- Yellow
Brick (color probably from all that dog urine?)
Zombie Zulu -- I would like to roar, but all I can do is laugh. (still laughing)
Was that you challenging with that massive style advantage? I mean massive! How did
you lose that? Tsk, tsk. I think that makes you queen of the jungle. -- Lion
Naginata and Clan Kitfox -- I did not see that in my crystal ball. I didn't. Nor
did I mean for it to end that way. Oh, sure, I wanted to win, but not to kill you.
Mea Culpa. -- Crystal Ball (which obviously needs new batteries)
The Doctor -- Me not no how me got mached wif ya, but me ain't gripin'. Nope. Me
like winnin'. Yup. -- Ding Dong
Assur -- Thank you again for subbing for me as Coordinator in my time of need. I
like how Darque lets you do the work. I like how you let the computer do the work.
I like how I let all three of you do the work. -- Oz The All Lazy
Health. Humility. Honor. And SMOC for President! -- Oz The All KNowing
All -- My new champion is Doom Slinger. -- Var, mgr of Baal's Minions
A'merka! For A'merkins. -- Homeland Security since 1492
Barstook 5 -- That's not a bus stop there on the arena sands. Go wait somewhere
else. -- Hermit
Jim -- Yeah. That's true: in almost 30 years of dueling I've never had one good
parry-striker. -- G Staff, still trying
Doom Slinger -- Hmm, do I detect some Black Jack wit? -- Queen of The South
Chuck Todd -- Maybe I'll have to start checking out Fox news if you are going to
treat me like that. -- Ten Trick's Ex
Tears Of A Clown -- Do you come with quality face paint or is it more like a prom
queen's mascara? -- Stephen King
M. Cloud -- Somehow, I don't think I'm amounting much. May be time to get a move on.
-- Jack B. Quick
Mighty Manfred -- Not what I was looking for a skills. At least I was pleased with
the result. Nothing to fix up there. -- Ace Hardware
Yrsa -- Well done. Your record doesn't do you justice. But we were distracted as
the fight began, too. -- Teens Sucking Face
Battle Banshee -- I will visit you in the middle of the night, bite you in the toe,
and give you rabies. -- Brave New Rodent
NK -- Thanks for a great trial run of my latest new strategy. -- Ice Wind
Yellow Brick -- That was all too satisfying! You should have put fences up to
contain me. -- Dog on the Loose
Galaxie -- I guess when you have that much space to work with, a single park closure
doesn't mean much. -- Closed
Oz -- Get well soon! -- Assur
10 September 14
Announcing the 1st Veterans Ballot for the Shadowspire Hall of Fame.
Here are the voting rules.
First Ballot: Anyone that has played a turn in Shadowspire during turns 1-200 is
eligible to vote.
One ballot per player. Having multiple teams does not mean more than one ballot.
Give Team name and Manager/Real Name when voting.
Vote for a max of 10 warriors on the ballot.
You CANNOT vote for your own warriors during the first vote.
The top 10 warriors receiving votes will go to the Finals Ballot. (Any ties for
tenth will be also be included in finals.)
NOTE: All warriors that DO NOT receive at least one vote will not be eligible for
future HOF ballots.
The Finals Ballot:
It will be a YES or NO vote by all players that have graduated a warrior from
Shadowpsire in the first 200 turns.
For a warrior to be inducted into Hall of Fame they must receive at least 60% yes
vote.
Ballots are available at the Shadowspire Hall of Fame at Google Drive (Click the
81HOFBALLOT pdf or excel file, the print or download option is at top of page) or
requesting one by diplo to Clan Longbeard(39) in DM 81 or by the email listed below.
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_GugEukwTCWRnVtLVFVNXBZeGM&usp=sharing
How to place your votes:
1--You can print the pdf ballot and fill out, then diplo to me or ask for my mailing
address by private message to mail directly.
2--You can download the excel sheet and fill out and save, then email ballot as an
attachment. (The excel Ballot is protected, so you can only write in the proper
areas.)
3--You can just email your Team name/Manager/Real Name and the names of the 10
warriors you are voting for to the email to cjcaviness1962 at gmail dot com.
Anyone that knows players that have played in Shadowspire that are not currently
active, please contact them and ask them to participate in the voting, they have
earned the right and we want their participation.
Visionist/Chris Caviness
Clan Longbeard DM 81
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LA BRUHA was butchered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRAIN WRECK was viciously butchered by WHOPPER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SAAVY SWINGER was narrowly killed by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DUMP TRUCK was butchered by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
NO! was slain by WHOPPER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BATTLE BANSHEE was demolished by EMERALD CITY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
NUT BROWN overpowered YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
APPLE CIDER HIDER devastated ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ZITH was handily defeated by ENCORE DEBOUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DING DONG unbelievably bested MY LITTLE GTO in a 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE was overpowered by RU BRINGER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title match.
BRAVE NEW RODENT was executed by GAUTREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE DOCTOR was demolished by CAPTURED PORK in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DOOM SLINGER demolished BUGS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MR. WOLF was handily defeated by STING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
DIAPER LEEK was viciously subdued by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
YELLOW BRICK was overpowered by BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EGG NOGGIN was defeated by SKYWARP in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
WARRIOR WIGHT demolished CHUCK TODD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE ZULU was overpowered by CLAMTASTIC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DUNGEON PORTER devastated NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LION savagely defeated HADES in a monotonous 24 minute gory Challenge duel.
FIDDLE was handily defeated by MEGABOLOX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CRAPULODON devastated SILK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SIZZLING SCRIBE was savagely defeated by THE BOMB in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
EIDOLON lost to LIL JOHNNY in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fight.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was overpowered by JIM in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NIGHTS CALL was savagely defeated by ARENAMUSTARD in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
AMBITIOUS GOURD was savagely defeated by VICKY MENDOZA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
RAGE RACER overpowered GOLD DUST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MUMMY MUSKETEER was savagely defeated by ALEC BALDWIN in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
LEGO CAB was savagely defeated by DEL ICIOUS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
ARAWN was viciously butchered by HANZO in a 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MAX was subdued by FOX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BARNEY STINSON beat JINX in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
STEPHEN KING overpowered STEVE KORNACKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NONO NOWAY subdued RUMOR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
PALE luckily beat ADOBE GILLIS in a popular 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
ROBIN COLCORD was subdued by BROKEN POND in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KICKBOOT was savagely defeated by ULF LONG-LEG in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
SARGON THE RAZOR demolished FIREBIRD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
TOTH slimly lost to OPTIMUS PRIMAL in a 4 minute brutal amateur's Challenge fight.
GOOD LUCK CHARM was overcome by HOUND DOG in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge melee.
CLOSED was savagely defeated by LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.
QUAGMIRE defeated BARSTOOL 5 in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
ASTROTRAIN narrowly defeated DOG ON THE LOOSE in a unpopular 18 minute veteran's fray.
NORTON narrowly defeated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 2 minute brutal master's match.
TOBIAS FUNKE demolished FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEPUTY FIFE was overpowered by NK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ASP was overcome by QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a exciting 1 minute master's match.
ICE WIND subdued CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 2 minute veteran's brawl.
STAN CAN was unbelievably bested by TEN TRICK'S EX in a 5 minute veteran's match.
BEARDED FREAK was beaten by LATE OR EARLY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
EAT IT RAW devastated ROOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MARLBORO MAN was unbelievably bested by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
TSAR BOMBA was defeated by MY GIRL in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SURFIN' SAFARI was overcome by TEENS SUCKING FACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
BOMBULOID overpowered ANGRY CLAM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BECKETT beat LE GRELE in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
LILITH vanquished CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCONE GOLEM overpowered DON GONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THOMAS ROBERTS was vanquished by PLAGUE PARADE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK B. QUICK was savagely defeated by SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 3 minute gory duel.
MOOMOOFORK YO overpowered TORAK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
M. CLOUD vanquished RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TEARS OF A CLOWN beat BOY HOWDY in a 2 minute match.
NIMBLE FOX executed ZEPHYR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EDDIE LEBEC luckily beat NO MOE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal beginner's brawl.
HERMIT THE FOG outwaited DEAD AFTER TW-1 in a crowd boring 9 minute novice's match.
SCORPONOK was luckily beaten by KNAVE OF GAIN in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
GALAXIE overcame PINHEAD in a 1 minute amateur's match.
RYE ALA MODE vanquished DEAD AFTER TW-2 in a 1 minute uneven match.
ETERNAL WITNESS luckily beat SURMA in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
VISIONNAIRE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MISSIONNAIRE unbelievably bested YEN WANG YEA in a 2 minute novice's match.
RONIN devastated RUDRA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HUFF N WEAZER was beaten by GREMLIN in a action packed 1 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 31 PARRY-STRIKE 29 - 22 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 TOTAL PARRY 96 - 83 - 0 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 STRIKING ATTACK 162 - 143 - 12 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 PARRY-RIPOSTE 32 - 30 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 27 - 2 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 67 - 3 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 113 - 136 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 AIMED BLOW 79 - 106 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 65 - 4 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 116 - 4 30 |
Turn 346 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 17 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 14 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RU BRINGER 7510 13 8 2 155 LES TURFISTES (727)
STRIKING ATTACK ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 16 5 0 137 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD CITY 7896 12 2 1 126 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE GAUTREK 7666 17 16 2 117 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 23 13 1 114 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL NORTON 7010 20 16 4 100 SECOND BANANAS (573)
AIMED BLOW ACE HARDWARE 7492 18 12 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK YELLOW BRICK 7864 13 12 1 79 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 7 3 0 47 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-STRIKE JIM 8126 7 5 1 39 CLAN KITFOX (781)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
MY LITTLE GTO 7745. The ten other most popular fighters were NO MOE 8288, ULF
LONG-LEG 8162, ADOBE GILLIS 8309, STAN CAN 8058, THE BOMB 7883, VICKY MENDOZA 8048,
ALEC BALDWIN 8128, QUAGMIRE 8272, TSAR BOMBA 7975, and MIGHTY MANFRED 7738.
The least popular fighter this week was HADES 4959. The other ten least popular
fighters were LION 8020, DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756, DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346, DEAD AFTER TW-2
8347, PINHEAD 8353, ZEPHYR 8340, DON GONE 8237, ANGRY CLAM 8267, DEPUTY FIFE 7768,
and BARSTOOL 5 8253.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RU BRINGER (47-7510) LES TURFISTES (727)
STING (47-7656) SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ASTROTRAIN (47-7352) DARQUE FORCES (396)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
STINGER (30-4098) RANDOM (391)
BUCK ROGERS (82-53730) LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
FRIED DUCKPINS (82-52331) 120507F (8812)
JESSICA (82-53734) LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
7TH SAMURAI (82-54800) SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)
STEAMING EARL (82-24992) SAUNA TIME (3991)
ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) ROOKIE PINK 1 (8905)
HORMONE HOAGIE (82-55291) 01808X (9340)
MINGE THE MARVELOUS (82-44835) HOLE IN THE WALL (7539)
CHILI CHEESE (82-19622) NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)
POST OFFICE BUILDING (84-4780) S. FORCES 7804 (916)
HANNIBAL LECTER (84-8637) STATE OF MIND (1582)
BUTT GOBLIN (84-14415) 060310M (2531)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes