DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/21/2014 Duedate: 11/17/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-347
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ENCORE DEBOUT
LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-7788) [17-5-0,147]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ENCORE DEBOUT POSITION IS EMPTY
LES TURFISTES (727)
(47-7788) [17-5-0,147]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS ROBIN COLCORD
TEAM TOONS (764) CHEERS (659)
(47-7737) [8-22-0,72] (47-8301) [2-3-0,15]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OTTODROME TW (728) 51
2. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 49 LES TURFISTES (727)
3. DEAD GAWDS (543) 39 Unchartered Team
4. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 33
5. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 33 DAPHNE'S CATHOUSE (115)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727) 106 66 4 61.6 1/ 8 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 11 4 1
2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 753 475 27 61.3 2/ 4 NUKE TEST (769) 10 5 0
3/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 70 45 2 60.9 3/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727) 9 5 1
4/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 292 197 29 59.7 4/ 5 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 9 5 0
5/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 399 299 30 57.2 5/22 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 9 6 2
6- 7 THE IMPERIUM (347) 37 28 3 56.9 6/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 9 6 0
7/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 863 669 44 56.3 7/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 9 6 0
8/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 292 255 23 53.4 8/ 3 CHEERS (659) 9 6 0
9/ 5 D.A. REJECTS (787) 31 28 0 52.5 9/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 0
10/11 OTTODROME TW (728) 104 95 7 52.3 10/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 9 6 0
11/13 BASH BROS PARK (766) 78 75 7 51.0 11/14 OBG! (765) 9 6 0
12/10 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 31 30 0 50.8 12/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 7 2
13/12 CHEERS (659) 118 117 9 50.2 13/18 BASH BROS PARK (766) 8 7 1
14/16 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 36 36 0 50.0 14/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 7 1
15/14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 192 194 12 49.7 15/17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 8 7 0
16/18 OBG! (765) 71 74 6 49.0 16/10 HORNY GOAT X (750) 8 7 0
17/15 NUKE TEST (769) 69 72 4 48.9 17/21 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 7 6 1
18/17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 93 2 48.9 18/25 GAS MONKEY (783) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 FAST FOOD (724) 103 112 3 47.9 19/12 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 7 8 0
20/22 HORNY GOAT X (750) 49 54 5 47.6 20/13 MSNBC (755) 7 8 0
21/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 62 70 2 47.0 21/20 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 7 8 0
22/24 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 42 48 3 46.7 22/23 OTTODROME TW (728) 6 8 1
23/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 29 34 2 46.0 23/29 TEAM TOONS (764) 6 9 0
24/25 MSNBC (755) 62 87 1 41.6 24/24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 5 7 0
25/26 DEAD GAWDS (543) 41 66 1 38.3 25/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 5 10 0
26/27 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 234 390 22 37.5 26/26 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 5 10 0
27/32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 18 31 4 36.7 27/28 FAST FOOD (724) 4 5 1
28/28 GAS MONKEY (783) 22 38 1 36.7 28/15 CLAN KITFOX (781) 4 11 1
29/29 TEAM TOONS (764) 51 90 1 36.2 29/32 DEAD GAWDS (543) 2 13 0
30/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 63 114 5 35.6 30/30 WHITE SHADOW (779) 2 13 0
31/31 CLAN KITFOX (781) 25 49 3 33.8 31/27 D.A. REJECTS (787) 1 14 0
32/33 WHITE SHADOW (779) 20 52 1 27.8 32-33 THE IMPERIUM (347) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War 9 Report
Current Standings
KGGP 583
LBA+ 569
SMOC 553
Inner Circle 536
M*MBO 473
DOS 426
GVSOP 398
New Wave 260
Turn 9 Results
Top Alliance KGGP
Top Teams none, 5 teams tied with 4 wins
Score Name Champion Turn Notes
18 DOS 5 F/T
5 Pawn of Prophecy Zith 0-5-
5 Dead Gawds Death 0-5-
14 Gas Monkey Vicky Mendoza 3-2+
6 MSNBC Thomas Roberts 1-4-
48 Total
18 GVSOP 5 F/T
11 OBG My Little GTO 3-2-
15 Nuke Test 4-1-
8 Team Toons 2-3-
52 Total
18 Inner Circle 5 F/T
6 D.A. Rejects The Doctor 1-4-
11 Baal's Minions Doom Slinger 3-2-
9 Spectral Steel Battle Banshee 1-4+
18 A'merkin Injuns Nimble Fox 4-1+
62 Total
28 KGGP 10 Top Alliance Points, 5 F/T
14 Serpents Hold 200 Sting 3-2+
11 Les Turfistes Lego Cab 3-2-
18 Weird Alchemy Megabolox 4-1+
15 Horny Goat X Exposed 4-1-
86 Total
18 LBA+ 5 F/T
8 Bash Bros Park Dog on the Loose 2-3-
6 Garbage Pail Kids Stan Can 1-4-
14 Shewish Buffet Captured Pork 3-2+
8 Cheers Nick Tortelli 2-3-
54 Total
0 M*MBO 0 F/T
11 Darque Forces Scorponok 3-2-
0 Fast Food Wendy 0-0-
9 Bubba's Clam Shack Clamtastic 2-2+
5 Ottodrome TW Castle Thunder 0-5-
25 Total
18 New Wave 5 F/T
14 Clan Kitfox Jim 3-2+
5 White Shadow Nights Call 0-5-
37 Total
18 SMOC 5 F/T
18 Second Bananas Tobias Funke 4-1+
14 Land of Oz Lion 3-2+
14 Mystic Orc Feast Apple Cider Hider 3-2+
14 Royal Flush Stephen King 3-2+
78 Total
Due to an input error, Les Turfistes was given credit for fighting 5 fights last
turn. Total has been adjusted.
SPY REPORT
Welcome MAMBOLAND. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Bein' on top is great
while it lasts, SHEWISH BUFFET. But how many friends do you have now? Who can
explain it? Not you, not me, not A'MERKIN INJUNS' opponents, after watching them
shoot up the ranks from 22nd to 5th. Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled,
tough opponents. Well don't look at CLAN KITFOX, cause they dropped by 13.
OTTODROME TW showed MAMBOLAND what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance
to walk off with 4-0-1. What's with DEPUTY FIFE? He actually beat LAND OF OZ's DING
DONG, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at LES
TURFISTES while they watched LEGO CAB clobber RAGE RACER. He lost 17 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Try as it might, NK wasn't good enough
at persuading RU BRINGER to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, WEIRD
ALCHEMY! The bums at ROYAL FLUSH couldn't face the challenges from WEIRD ALCHEMY!
No excuse for that! What do people see in PLAGUE PARADE? His 4-6-0? BAAL'S MINIONS
ain't talkin', but he's got 38 points. Keep challenging up 30 points, RUDRA, and I
won't have to write about you much longer. AMBITIOUS GOURD always accepts those kind
of challenges... RUDRA did pretty good last week in beating AMBITIOUS GOURD to get
27 points. Why did AMBITIOUS GOURD lose, you ask? Simple: he wasn't good enough.
Maybe CLAN KITFOX's PINHEAD is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 32 to STEPHEN KING. I don't
get it. PINHEAD goes and challenges STEPHEN KING, way above him, but gets 4 points
after he loses! Is this a new strategy?
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Hmm... More surprises must remain in store for me,
if TACO can return from the Dark Arena. Who will dare fight BOY HOWDY, after he
returned from the Dark Arena? (For the record 2-2-1 is 33, and has he points) And
this week the Duelmaster--whoops! D.A. REJECTS has one week left to avenge DOMINO's
death by excessive hits on the part of NORTON of SECOND BANANAS. Many a warrior has
met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 17 5 0 147 LES TURFISTES (727)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EMERALD CITY 7896 13 2 1 131 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 18 11 0 115 OBG! (765)
WENDY 7552 16 11 1 113 FAST FOOD (724)
DING DONG 7516 23 14 1 108 LAND OF OZ (217)
ZITH 7361 12 12 1 105 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
NORTON 7010 21 16 4 103 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 18 12 0 98 NUKE TEST (769)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 17 13 0 98 TEAM TOONS (764)
NK 7800 13 17 1 97 NUKE TEST (769)
ICE WIND 7758 14 14 0 95 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-CHELSEA 3157 14 5 0 93 THE IMPERIUM (347)
GAUTREK 7666 17 17 2 91 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 13 8 1 88 BASH BROS PARK (766)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 13 12 2 86 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FOUL BILL 8061 9 4 0 86 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
EAT IT RAW 7996 9 6 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
SKYWARP 8063 8 3 1 84 DARQUE FORCES (396)
NUT BROWN 8178 7 3 1 84 HORNY GOAT X (750)
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 13 9 2 81 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ASP 7591 11 8 0 81 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 10 5 0 81 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 12 8 0 79 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE DOCTOR 8142 8 5 0 79 D.A. REJECTS (787)
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 6 4 0 78 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 6 4 0 77 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BUGS 7737 8 22 0 72 TEAM TOONS (764)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 7 3 0 70 LES TURFISTES (727)
YELLOW BRICK 7864 13 13 1 69 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 11 19 0 68 MSNBC (755)
YRSA 7671 14 22 1 67 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 12 18 0 67 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBULOID 4304 11 8 3 66 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
MEGABOLOX 4312 11 5 0 66 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-DAMASKE 3159 8 5 3 66 THE IMPERIUM (347)
MR. WOLF 7401 11 10 0 63 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 8 2 1 63 BASH BROS PARK (766)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 7 3 1 62 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CRAPULODON 4305 9 10 0 61 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 7 3 0 60 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
HANZO 8018 8 7 1 59 CLAN KITFOX (781)
FIDDLE 7898 9 9 0 58 OTTODROME TW (728)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 7 3 0 57 FAST FOOD (724)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BOMB 7883 10 15 0 56 NUKE TEST (769)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 7 23 0 55 TEAM TOONS (764)
STAN CAN 8058 7 4 0 54 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
FOX 8148 7 3 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 6 4 0 54 D.A. REJECTS (787)
DUNGEON PORTER 7837 5 10 0 54 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CHUCK TODD 8055 7 9 0 52 MSNBC (755)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 7 5 0 52 GAS MONKEY (783)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 6 4 0 51 CHEERS (659)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 8 5 0 50 MSNBC (755)
MY GIRL 8192 8 2 1 47 OBG! (765)
LILITH 8219 6 3 0 47 CHEERS (659)
-AADYE 3252 6 4 0 47 THE IMPERIUM (347)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 10 9 2 46 NUKE TEST (769)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 6 3 0 46 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
LEGO CAB 8230 5 3 0 46 LES TURFISTES (727)
LION 8020 9 5 0 45 LAND OF OZ (217)
HADES 4959 11 11 0 44 DEAD GAWDS (543)
BECKETT 8090 6 7 0 40 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BROKEN POND 8105 4 6 0 39 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 7 4 0 38 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ARENAMUSTARD 8140 7 3 0 38 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
GOLD DUST 7983 6 7 1 38 OTTODROME TW (728)
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 6 8 1 37 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 8 12 0 36 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
ROOK 8204 8 2 0 36 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
JIM 8126 7 6 1 35 CLAN KITFOX (781)
STEPHEN KING 8308 3 1 0 35 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
M. CLOUD 8234 7 1 0 33 NUKE TEST (769)
SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 6 4 1 33 OBG! (765)
TACO 8190 3 6 1 33 FAST FOOD (724)
BOY HOWDY 8310 2 2 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 5 2 0 32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 5 5 0 32 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 4 7 0 32 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-SILK 8229 4 3 0 32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
LIL JOHNNY 8184 5 5 0 31 D.A. REJECTS (787)
SCONE GOLEM 8255 4 3 0 30 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 7 8 0 29 WHITE SHADOW (779)
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 5 3 0 29 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193 5 5 0 29 OBG! (765)
MAX 8203 5 5 0 28 D.A. REJECTS (787)
RUDRA 8357 1 1 0 28 DEAD GAWDS (543)
JINX 7951 5 9 0 27 TEAM TOONS (764)
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 3 1 0 27 OTTODROME TW (728)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 6 4 0 26 MSNBC (755)
SARGON THE RAZOR 8280 2 4 0 26 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
RAGE RACER 8262 4 3 1 25 HORNY GOAT X (750)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 4 6 1 25 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 2 6 0 25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 4 5 2 24 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 4 5 1 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LE GRELE 8252 2 3 0 22 LES TURFISTES (727)
PALE 8338 2 1 0 22 HORNY GOAT X (750)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIDOLON 8299 3 2 0 20 WHITE SHADOW (779)
GALAXIE 8339 3 0 0 19 GAS MONKEY (783)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 2 2 0 19 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 5 2 0 18 CHEERS (659)
OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 4 1 1 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 3 4 1 18 LAND OF OZ (217)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 3 3 0 18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
KNAVE OF GAIN 8348 2 0 0 17 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 2 5 0 16 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
NONO NOWAY 8268 3 3 0 15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
EDDIE LEBEC 8300 3 2 0 15 CHEERS (659)
ROBIN COLCORD 8301 2 3 0 15 CHEERS (659)
NO MOE 8288 2 4 0 14 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
HUFF N WEAZER 8354 1 1 0 14 HORNY GOAT X (750)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 3 4 0 13 MSNBC (755)
KICKBOOT 8323 2 2 0 13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HOUND DOG 8279 3 3 0 12 OBG! (765)
FRENCH FRYER 8260 3 3 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
GANG MEMBER 8361 1 0 1 12 BASH BROS PARK (766)
RYE ALA MODE 8345 1 1 0 12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
QUAGMIRE 8272 2 4 1 11 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CLOSED 8335 1 2 0 11 BASH BROS PARK (766)
RUMOR 8282 2 4 0 10 WHITE SHADOW (779)
DON GONE 8237 1 7 0 10 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
SURMA 8356 1 1 0 10 DEAD GAWDS (543)
CYCLONUS 8365 1 0 0 10 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MISSIONNAIRE 8351 2 0 0 9 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-GRECO 3611 1 1 0 8 THE IMPERIUM (347)
VISIONNAIRE 8350 1 1 0 8 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
GREMLIN 8355 1 1 0 7 GAS MONKEY (783)
-TOTH 8325 1 2 0 7 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
HERMIT THE FOG 8315 1 3 0 6 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
SCORPONOK 8327 1 2 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
RONIN 8352 1 1 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
PINHEAD 8353 0 2 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
-JANTZEN 3511 1 1 0 4 THE IMPERIUM (347)
ETERNAL WITNESS 8349 1 1 0 4 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
DEAD AFTER TW-2 8347 1 1 0 4 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
YEN WANG YEA 8358 0 2 0 2 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-TORAK 8341 0 2 0 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
PHEMIUS 8362 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
HEL 8366 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
HAYABUSA 8360 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346 0 2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 GANG MEMBER 8361 347
SIEGE BEAST 5797 17 17 1 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 DEPUTY FIFE 7768 344 REVENGED
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766 GAUTREK 7666 346
BROKEN PLAYGROUN 8274 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 RAGE RACER 8262 344
REJECTION 8368 0 1 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHA 780 DONETO 347 NONE
ELEKTRA 8256 1 2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 QUAGMIRE 8272 343 REVENGED
NAGINATA 8318 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CRYSTAL BALL 8257 345
DOMINO 8143 7 3 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 NORTON 7010 344
GOOD LUCK CHARM 8336 0 3 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 SMOKESCREEN 347 NONE
BIG MAC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA BOY HOWDY 8310 347 NONE
DONETO 0 0 0 DARK ARENA TACO 8190 347 NONE
NOPE! 8364 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 WHOPPER 347 NONE
ARAWN 6415 7 9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543 HANZO 8018 346
DEATH 4957 9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543 EGG NOGGIN 8154 345
FIREBIRD 8273 1 5 0 GAS MONKEY 783 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 347
RUST BUCKET 8367 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 ORC PLAGUE 347 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ZEPHYR 8340 1 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 NIMBLE FOX 8135 346
VOLUND 7670 10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756 SKYWARP 8063 345
JANITOR 8245 2 2 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 TEENS SUCKING FA 8040 343 NOT REVENGED
CALYPSO 8363 0 1 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 347
PERSONAL ADS
SMOCs are surging! We can do this, Crip and Slugbait and Mannequin. We can! -- Oz
The All Motivating
And phbbbttt to all the rest of you. -- Oz The All Competitive
Battle Banshee -- Aw, shucks. You used a TV challenge on ME? A fine, championship
sandbagger like you? It was a pleasure to see you waste it and LOSE. -- Emerald
City, feeling quite valuable, thank you
Lilith -- You fought the best fight and sadly, you get to cheer. -- Crystal Ball
Hades -- I have added another realm to my empire, I see. King of the jungle and King
of hades. -- Lion
Bikini Atoll -- Gee, I threw my best whiffle at you, but you nuked me. Not fair! --
Yellow Brick
My Little GTO -- You would have had a better chance against Little Deuce Coupe. --
Ding Dong
As we near the end of TWIX, I would like to personally salute all who came every
turn, fought five every turn, and made this competition what it is--the best and
longest running event in the Land Of Duel. THANKS. -- Oz The All Grateful
Wow! Parry strikers have the best win percentage over the last 10 turns. C'mon
guys, let's revive a style! -- Jim, top PS in Mamboland
Good luck to all in the Tourney of the DEAD! -- Master Fox
Scorponaked -- I was just clever *enough*. -- Knave of Gain
Dead after TW-1 -- Why wait? -- Hermit the Fog
Skills beat brute force last turn: PR & PS went 12-1, while LU & ST won only 23 out
of 54! How 'bout a little more "mambo," North Fork? -- G Staff
Yen Wang Yea -- I was on a mission from Gawd. -- Missionnaire
Surma -- I came, I sawd... -- Eternal Witness
All -- I Grimm would like to declare Nut Brown as my new Champion for the final turn.
May he win with the honor that all our warriors strive to have. -- Grimm of Horny
Goat X
All -- Thank you for the fantastic competition. -- Grimm
Otto -- Leave poor Dungeon alone -- Grimm</div></div>
Laughing Lunatic -- I wasn't laughing when you snuck in. -- Closed
Captain Peachfuzz -- You are disgusting in more ways than one. -- Ice Wind
Astrotrain -- Nobody will miss you. -- Dog on the Loose
Gautrek -- You've given my warriors more than a few losses. And NOW you go and kill
one?!? I am not pleased at all. -- Assur
Surfin' Safari -- We are in love and it doesn't matter where we are! -- Teens Sucking
Face
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TACO butchered DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOY HOWDY delivered the death blow upon BIG MAC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
GOOD LUCK CHARM was easily killed by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NOPE! was assassinated by WHOPPER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
RUST BUCKET was dealt death by ORC PLAGUE in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
REJECTION was narrowly killed by DONETO in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
THE DOCTOR was bested by NORTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Bloodfeud duel.
HADES was savagely defeated by EGG NOGGIN in a 7 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BATTLE BANSHEE was handily defeated by ZITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NUT BROWN vanquished CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
APPLE CIDER HIDER vanquished STAN CAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ACE HARDWARE savagely defeated DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
STING was devastated by MY LITTLE GTO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
WENDY demolished GAUTREK in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SKYWARP handily defeated MR. WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
DOOM SLINGER was defeated by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
WARRIOR WIGHT was overcome by ICE WIND in a 4 minute master's Challenge bout.
EAT IT RAW overpowered YELLOW BRICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BEARDED FREAK overpowered MEGABOLOX in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SUPERSIZE ME was handily defeated by ASP in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BOMBULOID savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
SIZZLING SCRIBE handily defeated CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CRAPULODON bested CHUCK TODD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
MARLBORO MAN was defeated by TEENS SUCKING FACE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LILITH vanquished ZOMBIE ZULU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NICK TORTELLI viciously subdued BECKETT in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MAX was vanquished by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
NIGHTS CALL was viciously subdued by PLAGUE PARADE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
MUMMY MUSKETEER overcame SCONE GOLEM in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
ANGRY CLAM luckily beat NIMBLE FOX in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
RUMOR was narrowly defeated by KNAVE OF GAIN in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JACK B. QUICK luckily beat NONO NOWAY in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was overpowered by ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
RUDRA demolished AMBITIOUS GOURD in a 3 minute uneven Challenge contest.
RONIN was defeated by LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
PALE outlasted ROBIN COLCORD in a exciting 11 minute amateur's Challenge match.
RYE ALA MODE was overcome by STEVE KORNACKI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
PINHEAD was subdued by STEPHEN KING in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SCORPONOK was beaten by THOMAS ROBERTS in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KICKBOOT outwaited DON GONE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge bout.
HUFF N WEAZER demolished HERMIT THE FOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
YEN WANG YEA was luckily beaten by MISSIONNAIRE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SURMA won victory over ETERNAL WITNESS in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
EDDIE LEBEC was viciously subdued by JINX in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
EIDOLON was overcome by MOOMOOFORK YO in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
RU BRINGER viciously subdued NK in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's match.
DING DONG was savagely defeated by DEPUTY FIFE in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
CAPTURED PORK overpowered LATE OR EARLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ENCORE DEBOUT savagely defeated BIKINI ATOLL in a 1 minute veteran's Title conflict.
TOBIAS FUNKE overpowered BUGS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
EMERALD CITY viciously subdued TEN TRICK'S EX in a exciting 2 minute master's match.
DIAPER LEEK bested FIZBAN in a 1 minute fight.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH devastated THE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FOUL BILL devastated DUNGEON PORTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ viciously subdued LION in a 2 minute gory fight.
YRSA devastated JIM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VICKY MENDOZA overpowered LIL JOHNNY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARENAMUSTARD was vanquished by FOX in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HANZO demolished ROOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SURFIN' SAFARI was defeated by TSAR BOMBA in a 1 minute bloody bout.
FIDDLE demolished ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALEC BALDWIN overpowered SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
MY GIRL vanquished LE GRELE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
RAGE RACER was demolished by LEGO CAB in a 2 minute uneven battle.
GOLD DUST overpowered HOUND DOG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BARNEY STINSON was subdued by TEARS OF A CLOWN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
BROKEN POND overpowered FRENCH FRYER in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
M. CLOUD defeated NO MOE in a 1 minute fight.
SARGON THE RAZOR devastated CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FIREBIRD was executed by RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
QUAGMIRE was demolished by ADOBE GILLIS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BARSTOOL 5 subdued GREMLIN in a popular 5 minute fight.
DEAD AFTER TW-2 unbelievably bested PHEMIUS in a 9 minute novice's melee.
VISIONNAIRE lost to GALAXIE in a 1 minute beginner's match.
CLOSED overpowered HEL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL savagely slew CALYPSO in a 4 minute gruesome amateur's fray.
DEAD AFTER TW-1 was murdered by GANG MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CYCLONUS overpowered HAYABUSA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 32 PARRY-RIPOSTE 37 - 27 - 3 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 24 - 2 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 21 STRIKING ATTACK 170 - 158 - 12 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 TOTAL PARRY 97 - 95 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 27 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 66 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 123 - 136 - 6 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 47 - 63 - 4 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 AIMED BLOW 85 - 115 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 110 - 4 31 |
Turn 347 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 20 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 14 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 11 - 10 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 17 5 0 147 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLASHING ATTACK EMERALD CITY 7896 13 2 1 131 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK MY LITTLE GTO 7745 18 11 0 115 OBG! (765)
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 23 14 1 108 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL NORTON 7010 21 16 4 103 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 17 13 0 98 TEAM TOONS (764)
BASHING ATTACK EAT IT RAW 7996 9 6 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
AIMED BLOW ASP 7591 11 8 0 81 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
PARRY-STRIKE HANZO 8018 8 7 1 59 CLAN KITFOX (781)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MY GIRL 8192 8 2 1 47 OBG! (765)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
ROBIN COLCORD 8301. The ten other most popular fighters were DON GONE 8237, EGG
NOGGIN 8154, WARRIOR WIGHT 7978, PLAGUE PARADE 8165, NIMBLE FOX 8135, GREMLIN 8355,
PHEMIUS 8362, THE DOCTOR 8142, SCONE GOLEM 8255, and DEPUTY FIFE 7768.
The least popular fighter this week was DEAD AFTER TW-2 8347. The other ten least
popular fighters were KICKBOOT 8323, PALE 8338, HADES 4959, HAYABUSA 8360, DEAD AFTER
TW-1 8346, VISIONNAIRE 8350, BARSTOOL 5 8253, FIREBIRD 8273, CRYSTAL BALL 8257, and
FRENCH FRYER 8260.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ENCORE DEBOUT (47-7788) LES TURFISTES (727)
NORTON (47-7010) SECOND BANANAS (573)
BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) NUKE TEST (769)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ACE HARDWARE (47-7492) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RU BRINGER (47-7510) LES TURFISTES (727)
CAPTURED PORK (47-7581) SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
STING (47-7656) SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)