DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/18/2014 Duedate: 12/15/2014
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-348
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DING DONG
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [24-14-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DING DONG POSITION IS EMPTY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [24-14-1,118]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS THE BOMB
TEAM TOONS (764) NUKE TEST (769)
(47-7737) [9-22-0,82] (47-7883) [10-16-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 50
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 48 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. LAND OF OZ (217) 36 Unchartered Team
4. CLAN KITFOX (781) 31
5. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 30 BLANK II (134)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 756 476 27 61.4 1/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 10 5 0
2/ 1 LES TURFISTES (727) 108 68 5 61.4 2/ 1 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 9 6 1
3- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 70 45 2 60.9 3/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 0
4- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 292 197 29 59.7 4/11 OBG! (765) 9 6 0
5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 401 302 31 57.0 5/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727) 8 6 1
6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 865 672 44 56.3 6/13 BASH BROS PARK (766) 8 7 1
7- 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 292 255 23 53.4 7/21 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 8 7 0
8/ 9 D.A. REJECTS (787) 33 30 1 52.4 8/ 2 NUKE TEST (769) 8 7 0
9-10 OTTODROME TW (728) 104 95 7 52.3 9- 5 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 7 3 2
10/12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 34 32 1 51.5 10- 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 3 0
11/11 BASH BROS PARK (766) 80 78 7 50.6 11-16 HORNY GOAT X (750) 7 3 0
12-13 CHEERS (659) 118 117 9 50.2 12/14 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 7 0
13-14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 36 36 0 50.0 13/23 TEAM TOONS (764) 7 8 1
14-15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 192 194 12 49.7 14-12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 4 1
15/16 OBG! (765) 74 76 6 49.3 15/28 CLAN KITFOX (781) 6 6 1
16/17 NUKE TEST (769) 71 75 4 48.6 16/15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 6 6 0
17/18 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 95 2 48.4 17/26 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 6 9 1
18-19 FAST FOOD (724) 103 112 3 47.9 18- 4 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 5 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20 HORNY GOAT X (750) 49 54 5 47.6 19- 8 CHEERS (659) 5 5 0
20/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 45 50 3 47.4 20-10 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 5 5 0
21-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 62 70 2 47.0 21-19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 5 5 0
22/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 30 36 2 45.5 22-18 GAS MONKEY (783) 5 5 0
23/24 MSNBC (755) 63 91 1 40.9 23/17 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 5 7 1
24-25 DEAD GAWDS (543) 41 66 1 38.3 24/20 MSNBC (755) 5 10 0
25/26 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 235 394 22 37.4 25-22 OTTODROME TW (728) 4 5 1
26-27 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 18 31 4 36.7 26/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 3 10 0
27-28 GAS MONKEY (783) 22 38 1 36.7 27/31 D.A. REJECTS (787) 3 11 1
28/29 TEAM TOONS (764) 53 93 2 36.3 28-27 FAST FOOD (724) 2 2 1
29/31 CLAN KITFOX (781) 27 49 3 35.5 29-29 DEAD GAWDS (543) 2 8 0
30/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 64 117 5 35.4 30/30 WHITE SHADOW (779) 2 13 0
31/32 WHITE SHADOW (779) 22 55 1 28.6 31-24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War 9 Report
Current Standings
KGGP 648
LBA+ 636
SMOC 629
Inner Circle 587
M*MBO 530
DOS 469
GVSOP 449
New Wave 289
Turn 10 Results
Top Alliance none, 2 alliances tied with 12 wins
Top Teams Bash Bros Park, Ottodrome TW, Mystic Orc Feast, Royal Flush
Score Name Champion Turn Notes
6 DOS 2 F/T
4 Pawn of Prophecy Zith 1-1+
8 Dead Gawds Death 2-3-
11 Gas Monkey Vicky Mendoza 2-3+
14 MSNBC Thomas Roberts 3-2+
43 Total
18 GVSOP 5 F/T
14 OBG My Little GTO 3-2+
8 Nuke Test 2-3-
11 Team Toons 3-2-
51 Total
18 Inner Circle 5 F/T
5 D.A. Rejects The Doctor 0-5-
11 Baal's Minions Doom Slinger 3-2-
6 Spectral Steel Battle Banshee 1-4-
11 A'merkin Injuns Nimble Fox 3-2-
51 Total
18 KGGP 5 F/T
8 Serpents Hold 200 Sting 2-3-
14 Les Turfistes Lego Cab 3-2+
11 Weird Alchemy Megabolox 3-2-
14 Horny Goat X Nut Brown 3-2+
65 Total
18 LBA+ 5 F/T
16 Bash Bros Park Dog on the Loose 4-1-, 1 Top Team Points
8 Garbage Pail Kids Stan Can 2-3-
11 Shewish Buffet Captured Pork 2-3+
14 Cheers Nick Tortelli 3-2+
67 Total
12 M*MBO 4 F/T
11 Darque Forces Scorponok 3-2-
9 Fast Food Wendy 2-2+
11 Bubba's Clam Shack Clamtastic 3-2-
14 Ottodrome TW Castle Thunder 4-0-, 1 Top Team Points
57 Total
18 New Wave 5 F/T
6 Clan Kitfox Jim 1-4-
5 White Shadow Nights Call 0-5-
29 Total
18 SMOC 5 F/T
14 Second Bananas Tobias Funke 3-2+
6 Land of Oz Lion 1-4-
19 Mystic Orc Feast Apple Cider Hider 4-1+, 1 Top Team Points
19 Royal Flush Stephen King 4-1+, 1 Top Team Points
76 Total
Congratulations to KGGP for winning Turf War 9.
Thanks to all the participants for making this a great contest!
All Prizes must be claimed by Turn 351, due date of February 9, 2015.
All Prizes must be used on living warriors from DM 47.
All Prize usage subject to RSI approval.
La Guillotine (Weird Alchemy) is responsible for claiming the following alliance
prizes from RSI/Lee:
- Rename DM 47
- Rename Dark Arena Monsters in DM 47
KGGP Managers are awarded the following (from RSI/Lee)
(La Guillotine/Weird Alchemy, Le Pentarque/Les Turfistes,
Khisanth/Serpent's Hold 200, Grimm/Horny Goat X)
- Three +1 skill bonus potions (no more than 2 per warrior)
- Known Favorites for one warrior (that has at least 1 arena FE and ranked Inits or
above)
- 2 Rollup Certificates (will be automatically mailed by RSI)
La Guillotine will also receive the rollup certificates received at the beginning of
the contest.
Endurance Awards:
Each of the following teams qualifies for the endurance award, claimed by individual
managers from RSI/Lee
- One +1 skill bonus potion
Pawn of Prophecy, Gas Monkey, MSNBC
OBG, Nuke Test, Team Toons
D.A. Rejects, Baal's Minions, Spectral Steel, A'merkin Injuns
Serpents Hold 200, Les Turfistes, Weird Alchemy, Horny Goat X
Bash Bros Park, Garbage Pail Kids, Shewish Buffet, Cheers
Darque Forces, Bubba's Clam Shack, Ottodrome TW
Clan Kitfox, White Shadow
Second Bananas, Land of Oz, Mystic Orc Feast, Royal Flush
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MAMBOLAND. Too bad, MYSTIC ORC FEAST, but
WEIRD ALCHEMY was just too good to be stopped. I couldn't believe it. Did STAFF OF
LIFE really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...
Gross! CLAN KITFOX had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and
wound up as 15th team! MVP award for HANZO? CLAN KITFOX's proud of him after
beating THE DOCTOR and getting 22 points. Talk about yer major upsets! THE DOCTOR's
match with HANZO cost him a loss of 19 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop
just cause he's Number One! CASTLE THUNDER knows this. He was Dark Arena Challenged
by the Duelmaster. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think ENCORE
DEBOUT should let CASTLE THUNDER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about
it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. OTTODROME TW was MAMBOLAND's most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? I don't know what WEIRD ALCHEMY's been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from OTTODROME TW, that's fer sher. Can
JOMSVIKINGS' GAUTREK be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is
that really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out GANG MEMBER
challenged M. CLOUD. After all, haven't BASH BROS PARK and NUKE TEST had a long
standing duel in MAMBOLAND? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but M. CLOUD
wants me to write about it since it defeated GANG MEMBER. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MAMBOLAND ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! ENCORE DEBOUT returns from
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his LES TURFISTES teammates... I hear LAND
OF OZ sent YELLOW BRICK to the Dark Arena. What, is that like not well-lit, or what?
Like, who is this guy??? DON GONE gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles BIG MAC, and
returns to tell of it!!! I bet GARBAGE PAIL KIDS manager is surprised! Everyone has
problems, but why did STAFF OF LIFE send KNAVE OF GAIN to the Dark Arena? He had a
2-0-0, and I thought he looked neat on the sands... What a bunch of heartless! I
couldn't believe how many people were snickering when MARLBORO MAN killed CHUCK TODD.
So he had a 7-10-0, that's no excuse! D.A. REJECTS let NORTON of SECOND BANANAS kill
DOMINO unpunished. That's really low. (Even if DOMINO was kind of a jerk...) Hey
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or
have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DING DONG 7516 24 14 1 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-WENDY 7552 16 11 1 113 FAST FOOD (724)
FOUL BILL 8061 10 4 0 106 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-ZITH 7361 12 12 1 105 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GAUTREK 7666 18 17 2 101 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 18 12 0 101 OBG! (765)
NK 7800 14 17 1 101 NUKE TEST (769)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 13 8 0 96 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 14 8 1 93 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 7 4 0 90 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ICE WIND 7758 14 15 0 89 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 17 14 0 87 TEAM TOONS (764)
-EAT IT RAW 7996 9 6 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 13 13 2 84 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SKYWARP 8063 8 3 1 84 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NUT BROWN 8178 7 3 1 84 HORNY GOAT X (750)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 13 10 2 83 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BUGS 7737 9 22 0 82 TEAM TOONS (764)
-ASP 7591 11 8 0 81 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995 10 5 0 81 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
HANZO 8018 9 7 1 81 CLAN KITFOX (781)
BOMBULOID 4304 12 8 3 77 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
MEGABOLOX 4312 12 5 0 77 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CRAPULODON 4305 10 10 0 74 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LATE OR EARLY 8183 7 3 0 70 LES TURFISTES (727)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 11 20 0 69 MSNBC (755)
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 9 2 1 69 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 6 5 0 68 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YRSA 7671 14 23 1 66 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 7 4 1 66 D.A. REJECTS (787)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 12 19 0 63 TEAM TOONS (764)
-MR. WOLF 7401 11 10 0 63 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
THE DOCTOR 8142 8 6 0 60 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 7 3 0 60 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-FIDDLE 7898 9 9 0 58 OTTODROME TW (728)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110 7 3 0 57 FAST FOOD (724)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LION 8020 10 5 0 56 LAND OF OZ (217)
MY GIRL 8192 9 2 1 56 OBG! (765)
THE BOMB 7883 10 16 0 54 NUKE TEST (769)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 7 8 1 54 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-FOX 8148 7 3 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 5 10 0 54 HORNY GOAT X (750)
STAN CAN 8058 7 5 0 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 7 3 0 52 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048 7 5 0 52 GAS MONKEY (783)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 7 4 1 51 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 7 24 0 51 TEAM TOONS (764)
-NICK TORTELLI 8176 6 4 0 51 CHEERS (659)
STEPHEN KING 8308 4 1 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LIL JOHNNY 8184 6 5 0 48 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-LILITH 8219 6 3 0 47 CHEERS (659)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 10 10 2 46 NUKE TEST (769)
-HADES 4959 11 11 0 44 DEAD GAWDS (543)
JIM 8126 8 6 1 44 CLAN KITFOX (781)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 8 6 0 41 MSNBC (755)
-BECKETT 8090 6 7 0 40 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 8 8 0 39 WHITE SHADOW (779)
M. CLOUD 8234 8 1 0 39 NUKE TEST (769)
-BROKEN POND 8105 4 6 0 39 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994 7 4 0 38 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-ARENAMUSTARD 8140 7 3 0 38 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GOLD DUST 7983 6 7 1 38 OTTODROME TW (728)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 8 13 0 37 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ROOK 8204 8 2 0 36 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193 6 5 0 35 OBG! (765)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JINX 7951 6 9 1 34 TEAM TOONS (764)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGO CAB 8230 5 4 0 33 LES TURFISTES (727)
-TACO 8190 3 6 1 33 FAST FOOD (724)
LE GRELE 8252 3 3 0 33 LES TURFISTES (727)
DON GONE 8237 2 7 1 33 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-BOY HOWDY 8310 2 2 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267 5 2 0 32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 5 5 0 32 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-SILK 8229 4 3 0 32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 6 5 1 30 OBG! (765)
-SCONE GOLEM 8255 4 3 0 30 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
RYE ALA MODE 8345 2 1 1 30 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 7 4 0 29 MSNBC (755)
-RUDRA 8357 1 1 0 28 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-ADOBE GILLIS 8309 3 1 0 27 OTTODROME TW (728)
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 5 4 0 25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-RAGE RACER 8262 4 3 1 25 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 4 6 1 25 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135 4 5 2 24 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 4 8 0 24 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 4 5 1 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-PALE 8338 2 1 0 22 HORNY GOAT X (750)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 2 7 0 21 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
HOUND DOG 8279 4 3 0 19 OBG! (765)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 3 4 0 19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GALAXIE 8339 3 0 0 19 GAS MONKEY (783)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 2 2 0 19 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253 5 2 0 18 CHEERS (659)
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 4 1 1 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-CRYSTAL BALL 8257 3 4 1 18 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 2 5 0 16 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
AUNTIE EM 8375 1 0 0 16 LAND OF OZ (217)
-EDDIE LEBEC 8300 3 2 0 15 CHEERS (659)
-ROBIN COLCORD 8301 2 3 0 15 CHEERS (659)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 3 5 0 14 MSNBC (755)
-HUFF N WEAZER 8354 1 1 0 14 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-FRENCH FRYER 8260 3 3 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
-QUAGMIRE 8272 2 4 1 11 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SURMA 8356 1 1 0 10 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-CYCLONUS 8365 1 0 0 10 DARQUE FORCES (396)
GANG MEMBER 8361 1 1 1 9 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ETERNAL WITNESS 8349 2 1 0 8 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
MISSIONNAIRE 8351 2 1 0 7 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-GREMLIN 8355 1 1 0 7 GAS MONKEY (783)
-TOTH 8325 1 2 0 7 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-SCORPONOK 8327 1 2 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-RONIN 8352 1 1 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
EPHYRA 8372 1 0 0 5 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-PINHEAD 8353 0 2 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 0 1 0 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-YEN WANG YEA 8358 0 2 0 2 DEAD GAWDS (543)
PHEMIUS 8362 0 2 0 2 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-TORAK 8341 0 2 0 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-HEL 8366 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-HAYABUSA 8360 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346 0 2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 GANG MEMBER 8361 347
DEAD AFTER TW-2 8347 1 2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 SMOKESCREEN 348 NONE
SARGON THE RAZOR 8280 2 5 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 WHOPPER 348 NONE
SIEGE BEAST 5797 17 17 1 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 DEPUTY FIFE 7768 344 REVENGED
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766 GAUTREK 7666 346
BROKEN PLAYGROUN 8274 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 RAGE RACER 8262 344 NOT REVENGED
CLOSED 8335 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 DONETO 348 NONE
NAGINATA 8318 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CRYSTAL BALL 8257 345
NOT! 8376 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 SUPER-SIZE ME 348 NONE
BIG MAC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DON GONE 8237 348 NONE
ARAWN 6415 7 9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543 HANZO 8018 346
DEATH 4957 9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543 EGG NOGGIN 8154 345
NO MOE 8288 2 5 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SUBTERFUGE 348 NONE
FIREBIRD 8273 1 5 0 GAS MONKEY 783 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 347
ZEPHYR 8340 1 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 NIMBLE FOX 8135 346
VOLUND 7670 10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756 SKYWARP 8063 345
YELLOW BRICK 7864 13 14 1 LAND OF OZ 217 SMOKESCREEN 348 NONE
URG 8373 0 1 0 LES TURFISTES 727 SUBTERFUGE 348 NONE
CHUCK TODD 8055 7 10 0 MSNBC 755 MARLBORO MAN 8145 348
HERMIT THE FOG 8315 1 4 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 DONETO 348 NONE
KNAVE OF GAIN 8348 2 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 ORC PLAGUE 348 NONE
VISIONNAIRE 8350 1 2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 ALEX TREBEK 348 NONE
DADADA 8374 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 SOUTH SPOON 348 NONE
KICKBOOT 8323 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 DONETO 348 NONE
CALYPSO 8363 0 1 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 347
EIDOLON 8299 3 3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 RYE ALA MODE 8345 348
RUMOR 8282 2 5 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 JINX 7951 348
PERSONAL ADS
All -- How many points does Encore Debut and alliance-mates lose for lack of a DM
Column? Minus 25 (-25) seems appropriate. -- Oz The All Coveting
P.S. Congrats--sorta.
A salute to all the recent grads whom the arena will not miss one iota: Encore
Debut, Norton, Bikini Atoll, Ace Hardware, RU Bringer, Captured Pork, Sting. Good
riddance one and all. (wink) -- Oz The All Jealous
Congrats to the dirty, rotten, TWIX-winners... KGGP. -- Oz The All Saddened
Captain Peachfuzz -- It was bad enough that you beat me, but did you have to shave me
too? -- Lion
Ten Trick's Ex -- That win felt almost like kissing an Ex! -- Emerald City
Deputy Fife -- That loss felt like, well, uh, I just plain didn't like it at all. --
Ding Dong
Eat It Raw -- You made me puke! No fair. -- Yellow Brick
Sargon The Razor -- I didn't predict that. My crystal must need batteries. --
Crystal Ball
To all the TWIX participants -- Thanks for the fun and competition. This Bud's for
you. -- Oz The All Thankful
Health. humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Sportsmanlike
The drinks are (probably) on us! Who would have bet on KGGP?? Congrats to all my
brilliant partners... La Guillotine, our sturdy captain, and the equaly ferocious
Khisanth and Grimm! But we must also thanks The Consortium, Darque and Assur for
managing this... and all the teams who concurred to a close and thrilling end! -- LP
Rumor -- Serves you right, for being vicious. -- Knave
Galaxie -- Forgot my outer space armor. -- Visionnaire
Huff N Weazer -- Big, bad, horny old *wolf*, you mean. -- Hermit
Surma -- You returned a *gawd*! -- Eternal Witness
Yen Wany -- Yeah! Again! When some asks you if you're a gawd, say "No!" --
Missionnaire
I'm pretty sure the quote is to say "YES!" -- NAIEI
Fight the good fight! -- G Staff
Dead After TW-1 -- Saving you a DA? You're welcome. -- Gang Member
Ace Hardware -- grumble grumble <busted avoids> -- Dog on the Loose
Warrior Wight -- Not this time. -- Ice Wind
Marlboro Man -- Nice skill raping there. -- Teens Sucking Face
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENCORE DEBOUT butchered CASTLE THUNDER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
YELLOW BRICK was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SARGON THE RAZOR was put to death by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DON GONE slaughtered BIG MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
NO MOE was assassinated by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HERMIT THE FOG was butchered by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KICKBOOT was savagely slain by DONETO in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
CLOSED was butchered by DONETO in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
VISIONNAIRE was easily killed by ALEX TREBEK in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
DEAD AFTER TW-2 was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
KNAVE OF GAIN was slaughtered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
NOT! was assassinated by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
DADADA was narrowly killed by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
URG was savagely slain by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ICE WIND was viciously subdued by GAUTREK in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud contest.
APPLE CIDER HIDER overpowered WARRIOR WIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DING DONG unbelievably bested MY LITTLE GTO in a 4 minute Challenge Title bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was beaten by NK in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
EGG NOGGIN was overpowered by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HANZO overpowered THE DOCTOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MEGABOLOX overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BOMBULOID devastated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LION unbelievably bested THE BOMB in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MOOMOOFORK YO lost to TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
GANG MEMBER was devastated by M. CLOUD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED was luckily beaten by TEN TRICK'S EX in a 3 minute expert's fight.
BIKINI ATOLL was overpowered by FOUL BILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
YRSA was demolished by BUGS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DOG ON THE LOOSE unbelievably bested DIAPER LEEK in a 9 minute veteran's fray.
TEENS SUCKING FACE slimly won victory over STAN CAN in a 2 minute duel.
ZOMBIE ZULU luckily beat ALEC BALDWIN in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
TSAR BOMBA was viciously subdued by MY GIRL in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
ODIN AVERSSON was savagely defeated by NIGHTS CALL in a 3 minute brutal fight.
CHUCK TODD was executed by MARLBORO MAN in a 2 minute uneven bout.
STEPHEN KING savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
JIM overpowered ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEL ICIOUS demolished JACK B. QUICK in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
LEGO CAB was defeated by LIL JOHNNY in a exciting 2 minute match.
STEVE KORNACKI unbelievably bested PHANTOM PIKEMAN in a action packed 5 minute match.
SURFIN' SAFARI was overpowered by LE GRELE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JINX executed RUMOR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
EIDOLON was slaughtered by RYE ALA MODE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOUND DOG subdued THOMAS ROBERTS in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
MISSIONNAIRE was demolished by AUNTIE EM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PHEMIUS slimly lost to ETERNAL WITNESS in a 6 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ACE C. DEECEY was overcome by EPHYRA in a 3 minute amateur's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 37 - 28 - 3 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 25 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 23 - 3 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 TOTAL PARRY 96 - 87 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 61 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 152 - 157 - 11 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 116 - 133 - 7 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 58 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 82 - 106 - 4 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 102 - 4 32 |
Turn 348 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 10 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 24 14 1 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK FOUL BILL 8061 10 4 0 106 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
PARRY-LUNGE GAUTREK 7666 18 17 2 101 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LUNGING ATTACK MY LITTLE GTO 7745 18 12 0 101 OBG! (765)
PARRY-STRIKE HANZO 8018 9 7 1 81 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SLASHING ATTACK BOMBULOID 4304 12 8 3 77 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MY GIRL 8192 9 2 1 56 OBG! (765)
AIMED BLOW STEPHEN KING 8308 4 1 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK ALEC BALDWIN 8128 8 6 0 41 MSNBC (755)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
THE BOMB 7883. The ten other most popular fighters were DIAPER LEEK 7887, MY LITTLE
GTO 7745, ALEC BALDWIN 8128, TSAR BOMBA 7975, PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277, THOMAS ROBERTS
8265, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980, MY GIRL 8192, GAUTREK 7666, and MIGHTY MANFRED 7738.
The least popular fighter this week was PHEMIUS 8362. The other ten least popular
fighters were EPHYRA 8372, ETERNAL WITNESS 8349, MISSIONNAIRE 8351, EIDOLON 8299,
RUMOR 8282, SURFIN' SAFARI 8132, STEVE KORNACKI 8202, LEGO CAB 8230, JACK B. QUICK
8246, and ULF LONG-LEG 8162.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MY LITTLE GTO (47-7745) OBG! (765)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
NORTON (47-7010) SECOND BANANAS (573)
ENCORE DEBOUT (47-7788) LES TURFISTES (727)
BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) NUKE TEST (769)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (124-101-1) 2 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FGC 6648 (64-42-0) 3 3 0 KAOS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TOADKILLER DOG 1103 (47-20-1) 0 3 0 WASTED SCUM
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (35-13-0) 9 3 0 THE OPERA
THE LION KING 6360 (36-13-0) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 (34-36-3) 2 3 0 DEVIATION
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (42-21-1) 2 3 0 OTTODROME TW
EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (32-23-1) 0 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DON KING 5374 (49-44-3) 8 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
FROSTY 7332 (19-9-0) 3 3 1 FAST FOOD
LATKA 6940 (36-22-2) 2 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (25-16-1) 1 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE
FRASIER 6224 (28-21-0) 0 3 0 CHEERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 THE OPERA
EXPOSED 7595 (13-3-1) 2 3 0 HORNY GOAT X
DING DONG 7516 (20-13-1) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
RU BRINGER 7510 (10-8-1) 1 3 0 LES TURFISTES
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 (15-11-0) 0 3 0 NUKE TEST
CAPTURED PORK 7581 (12-5-0) 0 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
ICE WIND 7758 (11-13-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DIAPER LEEK 7887 (11-7-2) 4 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 (13-5-0) 2 3 0 LES TURFISTES
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (6-3-1) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (9-2-0) 1 3 0 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE
EMERALD CITY 7896 (9-2-1) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
YELLOW BRICK 7864 (13-9-1) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (11-6-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NUT BROWN 8178 (4-2-1) 8 3 0 HORNY GOAT X
FOUL BILL 8061 (7-2-0) 2 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
STAN CAN 8058 (6-1-0) 1 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (3-3-0) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
DOMINO 8143 (7-2-0) 1 4 0 D.A. REJECTS
BECKETT 8090 (3-6-0) 0 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
FOX 8148 (4-2-0) 0 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
LATE OR EARLY 8183 (4-2-0) 0 3 0 LES TURFISTES
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (5-1-0) 0 4 0 D.A. REJECTS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 (2-4-0) 12 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
EGG NOGGIN 8154 (4-2-0) 4 3 1 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 (4-2-0) 3 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
ARENAMUSTARD 8140 (4-2-0) 2 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
LEGO CAB 8230 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 LES TURFISTES
AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 (3-3-0) 1 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
MAX 8203 (4-2-0) 1 4 0 D.A. REJECTS
DEL ICIOUS 8221 (4-1-0) 0 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
ROOK 8204 (6-0-0) 0 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 200
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274 (0-2-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
SCONE GOLEM 8255 (1-2-0) 3 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
JACK B. QUICK 8246 (1-3-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
WIDOWMATIC 8269 (1-1-0) 1 2 0 DEAD WEIRD ALCHEMY
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
LE GRELE 8252 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 LES TURFISTES
RAEVINA 8285 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 DEAD PAIN EMPIRE
RAGE RACER 8262 (1-2-0) 1 3 1 HORNY GOAT X
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 (1-1-0) 1 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STEPHEN KING 8308 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 OTTODROME TW
BARNEY STINSON 8307 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
BOY HOWDY 8310 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 OTTODROME TW
DEEP DISH PIE 8311 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.