DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2014    Duedate: 12/15/2014

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-348

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DING DONG
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [24-14-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DING DONG                      POSITION IS EMPTY
LAND OF OZ (217)               
(47-7516) [24-14-1,118]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           THE BOMB
TEAM TOONS (764)               NUKE TEST (769)
(47-7737) [9-22-0,82]          (47-7883) [10-16-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)     50
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         48      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. LAND OF OZ (217)            36      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN KITFOX (781)           31
5. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            30      BLANK II (134)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         756 476 27 61.4   1/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 0
 2/ 1 LES TURFISTES (727)      108  68  5 61.4   2/ 1 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    9  6 1
 3- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      70  45  2 60.9   3/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 0
 4- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     292 197 29 59.7   4/11 OBG! (765)                9  6 0
 5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   401 302 31 57.0   5/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)       8  6 1
 6/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         865 672 44 56.3   6/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)      8  7 1
 7- 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)      292 255 23 53.4   7/21 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        8  7 0
 8/ 9 D.A. REJECTS (787)        33  30  1 52.4   8/ 2 NUKE TEST (769)           8  7 0
 9-10 OTTODROME TW (728)       104  95  7 52.3   9- 5 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     7  3 2
10/12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   34  32  1 51.5  10- 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  3 0
11/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)      80  78  7 50.6  11-16 HORNY GOAT X (750)        7  3 0
12-13 CHEERS (659)             118 117  9 50.2  12/14 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  7 0
13-14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  36  36  0 50.0  13/23 TEAM TOONS (764)          7  8 1
14-15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   192 194 12 49.7  14-12 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  4 1
15/16 OBG! (765)                74  76  6 49.3  15/28 CLAN KITFOX (781)         6  6 1
16/17 NUKE TEST (769)           71  75  4 48.6  16/15 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      6  6 0
17/18 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  95  2 48.4  17/26 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   6  9 1
18-19 FAST FOOD (724)          103 112  3 47.9  18- 4 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  5  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 HORNY GOAT X (750)        49  54  5 47.6  19- 8 CHEERS (659)              5  5 0
20/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       45  50  3 47.4  20-10 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      5  5 0
21-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   62  70  2 47.0  21-19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   5  5 0
22/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      30  36  2 45.5  22-18 GAS MONKEY (783)          5  5 0
23/24 MSNBC (755)               63  91  1 40.9  23/17 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5  7 1
24-25 DEAD GAWDS (543)          41  66  1 38.3  24/20 MSNBC (755)               5 10 0
25/26 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       235 394 22 37.4  25-22 OTTODROME TW (728)        4  5 1
26-27 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     18  31  4 36.7  26/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      3 10 0
27-28 GAS MONKEY (783)          22  38  1 36.7  27/31 D.A. REJECTS (787)        3 11 1
28/29 TEAM TOONS (764)          53  93  2 36.3  28-27 FAST FOOD (724)           2  2 1
29/31 CLAN KITFOX (781)         27  49  3 35.5  29-29 DEAD GAWDS (543)          2  8 0
30/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         64 117  5 35.4  30/30 WHITE SHADOW (779)        2 13 0
31/32 WHITE SHADOW (779)        22  55  1 28.6  31-24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                          Turf War 9 Report

                          Current Standings
                         KGGP            648
                         LBA+            636
                         SMOC            629
                         Inner Circle    587
                         M*MBO           530
                         DOS             469
                         GVSOP           449
                         New Wave        289

Turn 10 Results
Top Alliance  none, 2 alliances tied with 12 wins
Top Teams     Bash Bros Park, Ottodrome TW, Mystic Orc Feast, Royal Flush

Score   Name                 Champion          Turn Notes
6       DOS                                    2 F/T
4       Pawn of Prophecy     Zith              1-1+
8       Dead Gawds           Death             2-3-
11      Gas Monkey           Vicky Mendoza     2-3+
14      MSNBC                Thomas Roberts    3-2+
43      Total

18      GVSOP                                  5 F/T
14      OBG                  My Little GTO     3-2+
8       Nuke Test                              2-3-
11      Team Toons                             3-2-
51      Total

18      Inner Circle                           5 F/T
5       D.A. Rejects         The Doctor        0-5-
11      Baal's Minions       Doom Slinger      3-2-
6       Spectral Steel       Battle Banshee    1-4-
11      A'merkin Injuns      Nimble Fox        3-2-
51      Total

18      KGGP                                   5 F/T
8       Serpents Hold 200    Sting             2-3-
14      Les Turfistes        Lego Cab          3-2+
11      Weird Alchemy        Megabolox         3-2-
14      Horny Goat X         Nut Brown         3-2+
65      Total

18      LBA+                                   5 F/T
16      Bash Bros Park       Dog on the Loose  4-1-, 1 Top Team Points
8       Garbage Pail Kids    Stan Can          2-3-
11      Shewish Buffet       Captured Pork     2-3+
14      Cheers               Nick Tortelli     3-2+
67      Total

12      M*MBO                                  4 F/T
11      Darque Forces        Scorponok         3-2-
9       Fast Food            Wendy             2-2+
11      Bubba's Clam Shack   Clamtastic        3-2-
14      Ottodrome TW         Castle Thunder    4-0-, 1 Top Team Points
57      Total

18      New Wave                               5 F/T
6       Clan Kitfox          Jim               1-4-
5       White Shadow         Nights Call       0-5-
29      Total

18      SMOC                                   5 F/T
14      Second Bananas       Tobias Funke      3-2+
6       Land of Oz           Lion              1-4-
19      Mystic Orc Feast     Apple Cider Hider 4-1+, 1 Top Team Points
19      Royal Flush          Stephen King      4-1+, 1 Top Team Points
76      Total

Congratulations to KGGP for winning Turf War 9.
Thanks to all the participants for making this a great contest!

All Prizes must be claimed by Turn 351, due date of February 9, 2015.
All Prizes must be used on living warriors from DM 47.
All Prize usage subject to RSI approval.

La Guillotine (Weird Alchemy) is responsible for claiming the following alliance
prizes from RSI/Lee:
- Rename DM 47
- Rename Dark Arena Monsters in DM 47

KGGP Managers are awarded the following (from RSI/Lee)
     (La Guillotine/Weird Alchemy, Le Pentarque/Les Turfistes,
     Khisanth/Serpent's Hold 200, Grimm/Horny Goat X)
- Three +1 skill bonus potions (no more than 2 per warrior)
- Known Favorites for one warrior (that has at least 1 arena FE and ranked Inits or
  above)
- 2 Rollup Certificates (will be automatically mailed by RSI)

La Guillotine will also receive the rollup certificates received at the beginning of
the contest.

Endurance Awards:
Each of the following teams qualifies for the endurance award, claimed by individual
managers from RSI/Lee
- One +1 skill bonus potion
Pawn of Prophecy, Gas Monkey, MSNBC
OBG, Nuke Test, Team Toons
D.A. Rejects, Baal's Minions, Spectral Steel, A'merkin Injuns
Serpents Hold 200, Les Turfistes, Weird Alchemy, Horny Goat X
Bash Bros Park, Garbage Pail Kids, Shewish Buffet, Cheers
Darque Forces, Bubba's Clam Shack, Ottodrome TW
Clan Kitfox, White Shadow
Second Bananas, Land of Oz, Mystic Orc Feast, Royal Flush

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MAMBOLAND.  Too bad, MYSTIC ORC FEAST, but 
WEIRD ALCHEMY was just too good to be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did STAFF OF 
LIFE really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  CLAN KITFOX had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and 
wound up as 15th team!  MVP award for HANZO?  CLAN KITFOX's proud of him after 
beating THE DOCTOR and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  THE DOCTOR's 
match with HANZO cost him a loss of 19 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop 
just cause he's Number One!  CASTLE THUNDER knows this.  He was Dark Arena Challenged 
by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ENCORE 
DEBOUT should let CASTLE THUNDER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OTTODROME TW was MAMBOLAND's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what WEIRD ALCHEMY's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from OTTODROME TW, that's fer sher.  Can 
JOMSVIKINGS' GAUTREK be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out GANG MEMBER 
challenged M. CLOUD.  After all, haven't BASH BROS PARK and NUKE TEST had a long 
standing duel in MAMBOLAND?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but M. CLOUD 
wants me to write about it since it defeated GANG MEMBER.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MAMBOLAND ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  ENCORE DEBOUT returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his LES TURFISTES teammates...  I hear LAND 
OF OZ sent YELLOW BRICK to the Dark Arena.  What, is that like not well-lit, or what? 
Like, who is this guy???  DON GONE gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles BIG MAC, and 
returns to tell of it!!!  I bet GARBAGE PAIL KIDS manager is surprised!  Everyone has 
problems, but why did STAFF OF LIFE send KNAVE OF GAIN to the Dark Arena?  He had a 
2-0-0, and I thought he looked neat on the sands...  What a bunch of heartless!  I 
couldn't believe how many people were snickering when MARLBORO MAN killed CHUCK TODD. 
So he had a 7-10-0, that's no excuse!  D.A. REJECTS let NORTON of SECOND BANANAS kill 
DOMINO unpunished.  That's really low.  (Even if DOMINO was kind of a jerk...) Hey 
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DING DONG 7516               24  14  1   118       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            10   2  0   130       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-WENDY 7552                   16  11  1   113       FAST FOOD (724)
 FOUL BILL 8061               10   4  0   106       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-ZITH 7361                    12  12  1   105       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768             15   6  1   102       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GAUTREK 7666                 18  17  2   101       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 MY LITTLE GTO 7745           18  12  0   101       OBG! (765)
 NK 7800                      14  17  1   101       NUKE TEST (769)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          13   8  0    96       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        14   8  1    93       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        7   4  0    90       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ICE WIND 7758                14  15  0    89       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          17  14  0    87       TEAM TOONS (764)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               9   6  0    85       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      13  13  2    84       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SKYWARP 8063                  8   3  1    84       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NUT BROWN 8178                7   3  1    84       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             13  10  2    83       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BUGS 7737                     9  22  0    82       TEAM TOONS (764)
-ASP 7591                     11   8  0    81       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   5  0    81       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 HANZO 8018                    9   7  1    81       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 BOMBULOID 4304               12   8  3    77       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 MEGABOLOX 4312               12   5  0    77       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CRAPULODON 4305              10  10  0    74       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LATE OR EARLY 8183            7   3  0    70       LES TURFISTES (727)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          11  20  0    69       MSNBC (755)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       9   2  1    69       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            6   5  0    68       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YRSA 7671                    14  23  1    66       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             7   4  1    66       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741       12  19  0    63       TEAM TOONS (764)
-MR. WOLF 7401                11  10  0    63       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               8   6  0    60       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          7   3  0    60       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-FIDDLE 7898                   9   9  0    58       OTTODROME TW (728)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110             7   3  0    57       FAST FOOD (724)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LION 8020                    10   5  0    56       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MY GIRL 8192                  9   2  1    56       OBG! (765)
 THE BOMB 7883                10  16  0    54       NUKE TEST (769)
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              7   8  1    54       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-FOX 8148                      7   3  0    54       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           5  10  0    54       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 STAN CAN 8058                 7   5  0    53       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               7   3  0    52       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048            7   5  0    52       GAS MONKEY (783)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               7   4  1    51       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           7  24  0    51       TEAM TOONS (764)
-NICK TORTELLI 8176            6   4  0    51       CHEERS (659)
 STEPHEN KING 8308             4   1  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               6   5  0    48       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-LILITH 8219                   6   3  0    47       CHEERS (659)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975              10  10  2    46       NUKE TEST (769)
-HADES 4959                   11  11  0    44       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 JIM 8126                      8   6  1    44       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             8   6  0    41       MSNBC (755)
-BECKETT 8090                  6   7  0    40       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              8   8  0    39       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 M. CLOUD 8234                 8   1  0    39       NUKE TEST (769)
-BROKEN POND 8105              4   6  0    39       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994               7   4  0    38       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-ARENAMUSTARD 8140             7   3  0    38       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GOLD DUST 7983                6   7  1    38       OTTODROME TW (728)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            8  13  0    37       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ROOK 8204                     8   2  0    36       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         6   5  0    35       OBG! (765)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JINX 7951                     6   9  1    34       TEAM TOONS (764)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEGO CAB 8230                 5   4  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
-TACO 8190                     3   6  1    33       FAST FOOD (724)
 LE GRELE 8252                 3   3  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
 DON GONE 8237                 2   7  1    33       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-BOY HOWDY 8310                2   2  1    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267               5   2  0    32       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          5   5  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-SILK 8229                     4   3  0    32       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           6   5  1    30       OBG! (765)
-SCONE GOLEM 8255              4   3  0    30       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 RYE ALA MODE 8345             2   1  1    30       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           7   4  0    29       MSNBC (755)
-RUDRA 8357                    1   1  0    28       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-ADOBE GILLIS 8309             3   1  0    27       OTTODROME TW (728)
 MOOMOOFORK YO 8238            5   4  0    25       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-RAGE RACER 8262               4   3  1    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         4   6  1    25       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135               4   5  2    24       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             4   8  0    24       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          4   5  1    23       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-PALE 8338                     2   1  0    22       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            2   7  0    21       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 HOUND DOG 8279                4   3  0    19       OBG! (765)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          3   4  0    19       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GALAXIE 8339                  3   0  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307           2   2  0    19       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253               5   2  0    18       CHEERS (659)
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           4   1  1    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-CRYSTAL BALL 8257             3   4  1    18       LAND OF OZ (217)
-LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         2   5  0    16       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 AUNTIE EM 8375                1   0  0    16       LAND OF OZ (217)
-EDDIE LEBEC 8300              3   2  0    15       CHEERS (659)
-ROBIN COLCORD 8301            2   3  0    15       CHEERS (659)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           3   5  0    14       MSNBC (755)
-HUFF N WEAZER 8354            1   1  0    14       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-FRENCH FRYER 8260             3   3  0    12       FAST FOOD (724)
-QUAGMIRE 8272                 2   4  1    11       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SURMA 8356                    1   1  0    10       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-CYCLONUS 8365                 1   0  0    10       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GANG MEMBER 8361              1   1  1     9       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ETERNAL WITNESS 8349          2   1  0     8       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 MISSIONNAIRE 8351             2   1  0     7       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-GREMLIN 8355                  1   1  0     7       GAS MONKEY (783)
-TOTH 8325                     1   2  0     7       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-SCORPONOK 8327                1   2  0     5       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-RONIN 8352                    1   1  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 EPHYRA 8372                   1   0  0     5       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-PINHEAD 8353                  0   2  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 ACE C. DEECEY 8369            0   1  0     3       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-YEN WANG YEA 8358             0   2  0     2       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 PHEMIUS 8362                  0   2  0     2       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-TORAK 8341                    0   2  0     2       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-HEL 8366                      0   1  0     1       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-HAYABUSA 8360                 0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346    0  2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   GANG MEMBER 8361      347   
DEAD AFTER TW-2 8347    1  2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   SMOKESCREEN           348  NONE
SARGON THE RAZOR 8280   2  5 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   WHOPPER               348  NONE
SIEGE BEAST 5797       17 17 1 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   DEPUTY FIFE 7768      344  REVENGED
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754  16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766   GAUTREK 7666          346   
BROKEN PLAYGROUN 8274   0  3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   RAGE RACER 8262       344  NOT REVENGED
CLOSED 8335             1  3 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   DONETO                348  NONE
NAGINATA 8318           1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      CRYSTAL BALL 8257     345   
NOT! 8376               0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     SUPER-SIZE ME         348  NONE
BIG MAC                 0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DON GONE 8237         348  NONE
ARAWN 6415              7  9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543       HANZO 8018            346   
DEATH 4957              9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543       EGG NOGGIN 8154       345   
NO MOE 8288             2  5 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 SUBTERFUGE            348  NONE
FIREBIRD 8273           1  5 0 GAS MONKEY 783       RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215  347   
ZEPHYR 8340             1  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       NIMBLE FOX 8135       346   
VOLUND 7670            10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      SKYWARP 8063          345   
YELLOW BRICK 7864      13 14 1 LAND OF OZ 217       SMOKESCREEN           348  NONE
URG 8373                0  1 0 LES TURFISTES 727    SUBTERFUGE            348  NONE
CHUCK TODD 8055         7 10 0 MSNBC 755            MARLBORO MAN 8145     348   
HERMIT THE FOG 8315     1  4 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     DONETO                348  NONE
KNAVE OF GAIN 8348      2  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ORC PLAGUE            348  NONE
VISIONNAIRE 8350        1  2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     ALEX TREBEK           348  NONE
DADADA 8374             0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    SOUTH SPOON           348  NONE
KICKBOOT 8323           2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DONETO                348  NONE
CALYPSO 8363            0  1 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297   347   
EIDOLON 8299            3  3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     RYE ALA MODE 8345     348   
RUMOR 8282              2  5 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     JINX 7951             348   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- How many points does Encore Debut and alliance-mates lose for lack of a DM
Column?  Minus 25 (-25) seems appropriate. -- Oz The All Coveting
P.S.  Congrats--sorta.

A salute to all the recent grads whom the arena will not miss one iota:  Encore
Debut, Norton, Bikini Atoll, Ace Hardware, RU Bringer, Captured Pork, Sting.  Good
riddance one and all. (wink) -- Oz The All Jealous

Congrats to the dirty, rotten, TWIX-winners... KGGP. -- Oz The All Saddened

Captain Peachfuzz -- It was bad enough that you beat me, but did you have to shave me
too? -- Lion

Ten Trick's Ex -- That win felt almost like kissing an Ex! -- Emerald City

Deputy Fife -- That loss felt like, well, uh, I just plain didn't like it at all. --
Ding Dong

Eat It Raw -- You made me puke!  No fair. -- Yellow Brick

Sargon The Razor -- I didn't predict that.  My crystal must need batteries. --
Crystal Ball

To all the TWIX participants -- Thanks for the fun and competition.  This Bud's for
you. -- Oz The All Thankful

Health.  humility.  Honor. -- Oz The All Sportsmanlike

The drinks are (probably) on us!  Who would have bet on KGGP??  Congrats to all my
brilliant partners... La Guillotine, our sturdy captain, and the equaly ferocious
Khisanth and Grimm!  But we must also thanks The Consortium, Darque and Assur for
managing this... and all the teams who concurred to a close and thrilling end! -- LP

Rumor -- Serves you right, for being vicious. -- Knave

Galaxie -- Forgot my outer space armor. -- Visionnaire

Huff N Weazer -- Big, bad, horny old *wolf*, you mean. -- Hermit

Surma -- You returned a *gawd*! -- Eternal Witness

Yen Wany -- Yeah!  Again!  When some asks you if you're a gawd, say "No!" --
Missionnaire

    I'm pretty sure the quote is to say "YES!" -- NAIEI

Fight the good fight! -- G Staff

Dead After TW-1 -- Saving you a DA?  You're welcome. -- Gang Member

Ace Hardware -- grumble grumble <busted avoids> -- Dog on the Loose

Warrior Wight -- Not this time. -- Ice Wind

Marlboro Man -- Nice skill raping there. -- Teens Sucking Face

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENCORE DEBOUT butchered CASTLE THUNDER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
YELLOW BRICK was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SARGON THE RAZOR was put to death by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DON GONE slaughtered BIG MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
NO MOE was assassinated by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HERMIT THE FOG was butchered by DONETO in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KICKBOOT was savagely slain by DONETO in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
CLOSED was butchered by DONETO in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
VISIONNAIRE was easily killed by ALEX TREBEK in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
DEAD AFTER TW-2 was slaughtered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
KNAVE OF GAIN was slaughtered by ORC PLAGUE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
NOT! was assassinated by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
DADADA was narrowly killed by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
URG was savagely slain by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
ICE WIND was viciously subdued by GAUTREK in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud contest.
APPLE CIDER HIDER overpowered WARRIOR WIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DING DONG unbelievably bested MY LITTLE GTO in a 4 minute Challenge Title bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was beaten by NK in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
EGG NOGGIN was overpowered by CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HANZO overpowered THE DOCTOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MEGABOLOX overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BOMBULOID devastated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LION unbelievably bested THE BOMB in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MOOMOOFORK YO lost to TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
GANG MEMBER was devastated by M. CLOUD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MIGHTY MANFRED was luckily beaten by TEN TRICK'S EX in a 3 minute expert's fight.
BIKINI ATOLL was overpowered by FOUL BILL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
YRSA was demolished by BUGS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DOG ON THE LOOSE unbelievably bested DIAPER LEEK in a 9 minute veteran's fray.
TEENS SUCKING FACE slimly won victory over STAN CAN in a 2 minute duel.
ZOMBIE ZULU luckily beat ALEC BALDWIN in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
TSAR BOMBA was viciously subdued by MY GIRL in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
ODIN AVERSSON was savagely defeated by NIGHTS CALL in a 3 minute brutal fight.
CHUCK TODD was executed by MARLBORO MAN in a 2 minute uneven bout.
STEPHEN KING savagely defeated MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
JIM overpowered ULF LONG-LEG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEL ICIOUS demolished JACK B. QUICK in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided struggle.
LEGO CAB was defeated by LIL JOHNNY in a exciting 2 minute match.
STEVE KORNACKI unbelievably bested PHANTOM PIKEMAN in a action packed 5 minute match.
SURFIN' SAFARI was overpowered by LE GRELE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JINX executed RUMOR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
EIDOLON was slaughtered by RYE ALA MODE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOUND DOG subdued THOMAS ROBERTS in a action packed 4 minute bloody duel.
MISSIONNAIRE was demolished by AUNTIE EM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PHEMIUS slimly lost to ETERNAL WITNESS in a 6 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ACE C. DEECEY was overcome by EPHYRA in a 3 minute amateur's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  28 -  3      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-STRIKE      32 -  25 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  23 -  3      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       96 -  87 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     60 -  61 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         STRIKING ATTACK  152 - 157 - 11      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         LUNGING ATTACK   116 - 133 -  7      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  58 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        82 - 106 -  4      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    47 - 102 -  4      32  |

Turn 348 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     3 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DING DONG 7516             24  14  1  118 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOUL BILL 8061             10   4  0  106 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAUTREK 7666               18  17  2  101 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY LITTLE GTO 7745         18  12  0  101 OBG! (765)
PARRY-STRIKE     HANZO 8018                  9   7  1   81 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOMBULOID 4304             12   8  3   77 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MY GIRL 8192                9   2  1   56 OBG! (765)
AIMED BLOW       STEPHEN KING 8308           4   1  0   51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BASHING ATTACK   ALEC BALDWIN 8128           8   6  0   41 MSNBC (755)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE BOMB 7883.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIAPER LEEK 7887, MY LITTLE 
GTO 7745, ALEC BALDWIN 8128, TSAR BOMBA 7975, PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277, THOMAS ROBERTS 
8265, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980, MY GIRL 8192, GAUTREK 7666, and MIGHTY MANFRED 7738.

The least popular fighter this week was PHEMIUS 8362.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EPHYRA 8372, ETERNAL WITNESS 8349, MISSIONNAIRE 8351, EIDOLON 8299, 
RUMOR 8282, SURFIN' SAFARI 8132, STEVE KORNACKI 8202, LEGO CAB 8230, JACK B. QUICK 
8246, and ULF LONG-LEG 8162.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MY LITTLE GTO (47-7745) OBG! (765)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NORTON (47-7010) SECOND BANANAS (573)
ENCORE DEBOUT (47-7788) LES TURFISTES (727)
BIKINI ATOLL (47-7799) NUKE TEST (769)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (124-101-1)                2  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FGC 6648 (64-42-0)                     3  3  0         KAOS                 

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TOADKILLER DOG 1103 (47-20-1)          0  3  0         WASTED SCUM          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (35-13-0)     9  3  0         THE OPERA            
THE LION KING 6360 (36-13-0)           3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
KANA BALLISTIC 6976 (34-36-3)          2  3  0         DEVIATION            
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (42-21-1)          2  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
EUREKA PRIDE 7044 (32-23-1)            0  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DON KING 5374 (49-44-3)                8  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
FROSTY 7332 (19-9-0)                   3  3  1         FAST FOOD            
LATKA 6940 (36-22-2)                   2  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (25-16-1)          1  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
FRASIER 6224 (28-21-0)                 0  3  0         CHEERS               

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0)          5  3  0         THE OPERA            
EXPOSED 7595 (13-3-1)                  2  3  0         HORNY GOAT X         
DING DONG 7516 (20-13-1)               1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
RU BRINGER 7510 (10-8-1)               1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
BIKINI ATOLL 7799 (15-11-0)            0  3  0         NUKE TEST            
CAPTURED PORK 7581 (12-5-0)            0  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
ICE WIND 7758 (11-13-0)                0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIAPER LEEK 7887 (11-7-2)              4  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
ENCORE DEBOUT 7788 (13-5-0)            2  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (6-3-1)            1  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (9-2-0)              1  3  0         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
EMERALD CITY 7896 (9-2-1)              1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
YELLOW BRICK 7864 (13-9-1)             1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (11-6-1)         0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NUT BROWN 8178 (4-2-1)                 8  3  0         HORNY GOAT X         
FOUL BILL 8061 (7-2-0)                 2  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
STAN CAN 8058 (6-1-0)                  1  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (3-3-0)             1  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
DOMINO 8143 (7-2-0)                    1  4  0         D.A. REJECTS         
BECKETT 8090 (3-6-0)                   0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    
FOX 8148 (4-2-0)                       0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    
LATE OR EARLY 8183 (4-2-0)             0  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (5-1-0)              0  4  0         D.A. REJECTS         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 (2-4-0)        12  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
EGG NOGGIN 8154 (4-2-0)                4  3  1         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 (4-2-0)           3  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
ARENAMUSTARD 8140 (4-2-0)              2  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
LEGO CAB 8230 (3-1-0)                  2  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 (3-3-0)           1  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
MAX 8203 (4-2-0)                       1  4  0         D.A. REJECTS         
DEL ICIOUS 8221 (4-1-0)                0  3  0         GARBAGE PAIL KIDS    
ROOK 8204 (6-0-0)                      0  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD 200    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BROKEN PLAYGROUND 8274 (0-2-0)         5  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
SCONE GOLEM 8255 (1-2-0)               3  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
JACK B. QUICK 8246 (1-3-0)             2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
WIDOWMATIC 8269 (1-1-0)                1  2  0  DEAD   WEIRD ALCHEMY        
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 (2-1-0)              1  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
LE GRELE 8252 (2-0-0)                  1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
RAEVINA 8285 (2-0-0)                   1  3  0  DEAD   PAIN EMPIRE          
RAGE RACER 8262 (1-2-0)                1  3  1         HORNY GOAT X         
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 (1-1-0)           1  4  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 (2-2-0)             0  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STEPHEN KING 8308 (0-0-0)              6  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
BARNEY STINSON 8307 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
BOY HOWDY 8310 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         OTTODROME TW         
DEEP DISH PIE 8311 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.