DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/16/2014 Duedate: 01/12/2015
MAMBOLAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-349
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DING DONG
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [25-14-1,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DING DONG POSITION IS EMPTY
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [25-14-1,122]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS GAUTREK
TEAM TOONS (764) JOMSVIKINGS (756)
(47-7737) [9-23-0,79] (47-7666) [19-17-2,110]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. D.A. REJECTS (787) 54
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 41 LES TURFISTES (727)
3. MSNBC (755) 24 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766) 18
5. WHITE SHADOW (779) 16 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727) 110 68 5 61.8 1/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 10 5 1
2/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 757 478 27 61.3 2/ 4 OBG! (765) 9 6 0
3- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 70 45 2 60.9 3/17 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 8 6 1
4- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 292 197 29 59.7 4/ 2 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 8 7 1
5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 403 305 31 56.9 5/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727) 7 4 1
6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 866 676 44 56.2 6/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 7 1
7- 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 292 255 23 53.4 7/13 TEAM TOONS (764) 7 8 1
8/ 8 D.A. REJECTS (787) 36 32 1 52.9 8/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7 8 0
9/10 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 37 33 1 52.9 9/ 8 NUKE TEST (769) 6 8 0
10- 9 OTTODROME TW (728) 104 95 7 52.3 10/24 MSNBC (755) 6 9 0
11-12 CHEERS (659) 118 117 9 50.2 11/12 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 7 0
12/11 BASH BROS PARK (766) 81 81 7 50.0 12/23 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 5 7 0
13-14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 192 194 12 49.7 13/27 D.A. REJECTS (787) 5 9 1
14/15 OBG! (765) 77 78 6 49.7 14/30 WHITE SHADOW (779) 5 10 0
15/13 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 37 38 0 49.3 15-25 OTTODROME TW (728) 4 0 1
16/20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 49 51 4 49.0 16/18 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 4 4 0
17/16 NUKE TEST (769) 73 77 4 48.7 17/26 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 4 7 0
18-17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 95 2 48.4 18/ 7 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 4 11 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18 FAST FOOD (724) 103 112 3 47.9 19-14 DARQUE FORCES (396) 3 2 1
20-19 HORNY GOAT X (750) 49 54 5 47.6 20- 9 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 3 2 1
21-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 62 70 2 47.0 21-10 SECOND BANANAS (573) 3 2 0
22/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 32 37 2 46.4 22-19 CHEERS (659) 3 2 0
23/23 MSNBC (755) 65 94 1 40.9 23-11 HORNY GOAT X (750) 3 2 0
24-24 DEAD GAWDS (543) 41 66 1 38.3 24-16 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 3 4 0
25/25 STAFF OF LIFE (32) 236 398 22 37.2 25/15 CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 6 0
26-26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 18 31 4 36.7 26-28 FAST FOOD (724) 2 2 1
27-27 GAS MONKEY (783) 22 38 1 36.7 27-29 DEAD GAWDS (543) 2 3 0
28/28 TEAM TOONS (764) 55 96 2 36.4 28-20 SHEWISH BUFFET (748) 2 3 0
29/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 66 119 5 35.7 29-22 GAS MONKEY (783) 2 3 0
30/29 CLAN KITFOX (781) 27 51 3 34.6 30-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 2 3 0
31/31 WHITE SHADOW (779) 25 57 1 30.5 31-31 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Okay, Oz, I git it. I git it. Gotta write me one of them there Column thangs.
Cain't lose no 25 points like that there other guy did. Nope. But the TWIX is over,
Mr. Oz? Jeez. Management!
Since I don't know nuthin' 'ceptin' the wicked witch is daid, I guess I am gonna
write 'bout ole Yeller Brick who done gone and visited the Dark Arena. Not ole Oz's
fault cuz Yeller jest plain wanted to go. I heard him say "Done with this "xxxx"!
Cain't use that there word in muh writin's. I'm thinkin' the way this here TWIX
went, we all be done with this xxxx but maybe not?
I'm gittin Miz Land 'O Oz Publicist ta hep me with this here stuff, so thanks,
gal.
Land Of Oz Publicist reporting in and helping Ding Dong
.............................
Yellow Brick
born 15-9-10-11-21-11-7 BA
ambi, +3 Init, +2 more Attack
good/good
studded to 17-10-10-12-21-12-7
great endu
13-13-1 arena, 5-9-0 tourneys
skill learn rate 1.35
adexes in Decise and Attack Expert Init
seemed to like WH/ML
WH = 49-232-4
ML = 12-106-5
MA = 0-10-0
WF = 0-11-1
He may have been fun, but probably won't be so missed--now we can get the roads
paved.
Well, that be it from me, Ding Dong. Hope y'all liked my column. Thankee,
purdy Publicist. Bye all.
Ding Dong DMI
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MAMBOLAND needs a spyreport." Oh, well. I couldn't believe
it. Did GARBAGE PAIL KIDS really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have so may
missing teeth... Gross! MSNBC had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got
a 2-3-0 and wound up as 10th team! I couldn't believe it. Did JOMSVIKINGS really go
up by 11? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! D.A.
REJECTS had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as
13th team! I couldn't believe it. Did WHITE SHADOW really go up by 16? If only
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! Wanna hear about a real
loser? Listen to this--STAFF OF LIFE got 1-4-0 and dropped 11. Didn't see much of
them after the fights! MVP award for THE DOCTOR? D.A. REJECTS' proud of him after
beating CRAPULODON and getting 17 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
CRAPULODON got smashed by THE DOCTOR, and lost 16 points! TEN TRICK'S EX thinks its
13-9-0 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets?
This Duelmaster is like something else! DING DONG stopped TEN TRICK'S EX dead in its
tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said MAMBOLAND's Duelmaster was paying for drinks
at The Dripping Blade? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. WEIRD ALCHEMY
was MAMBOLAND's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep
dark secret why BASH BROS PARK's been avoiding WEIRD ALCHEMY so much? Or is it just
that they're too scared? Can CLAN KITFOX's HANZO be more popular than me? He was
challenged the most, but is that really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath
when I found out HANZO challenged FOUL BILL. After all, haven't CLAN KITFOX and
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS had a long standing duel in MAMBOLAND? It wasn't a spectacular
fight, or anything, but FOUL BILL wants me to write about it since he bested HANZO.
Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MAMBOLAND ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. I hear OBG! sent MY LITTLE GTO to the Dark Arena. What, is
that like not well-lit, or what? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! DADA returns from
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at its WEIRD ALCHEMY teammates... What if
they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DING DONG 7516 25 14 1 122 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-WENDY 7552 16 11 1 113 FAST FOOD (724)
FOUL BILL 8061 11 4 0 112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
GAUTREK 7666 19 17 2 110 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ZITH 7361 12 12 1 105 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 8 4 0 102 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ICE WIND 7758 15 15 0 101 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 18 14 0 97 TEAM TOONS (764)
NK 7800 14 18 1 92 NUKE TEST (769)
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 13 9 0 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 14 9 1 91 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIAPER LEEK 7887 14 10 2 89 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
MEGABOLOX 4312 13 5 0 85 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-EAT IT RAW 7996 9 6 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SKYWARP 8063 8 3 1 84 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NUT BROWN 8178 7 3 1 84 HORNY GOAT X (750)
BOMBULOID 4304 13 8 3 83 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-ASP 7591 11 8 0 81 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BUGS 7737 9 23 0 79 TEAM TOONS (764)
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 7 5 0 79 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HANZO 8018 9 8 1 78 CLAN KITFOX (781)
THE DOCTOR 8142 9 6 0 77 D.A. REJECTS (787)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 13 14 2 76 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 10 6 0 74 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
YRSA 7671 15 23 1 73 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 11 21 0 70 MSNBC (755)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LATE OR EARLY 8183 7 3 0 70 LES TURFISTES (727)
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 9 3 1 69 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 8 4 1 68 D.A. REJECTS (787)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEPHEN KING 8308 5 1 0 66 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 8 3 0 65 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741 12 20 0 64 TEAM TOONS (764)
THE BOMB 7883 11 16 0 63 NUKE TEST (769)
-MR. WOLF 7401 11 10 0 63 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
LIL JOHNNY 8184 7 5 0 63 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116 7 3 0 60 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
MIGHTY MANFRED 7771 8 24 0 59 TEAM TOONS (764)
CRAPULODON 4305 10 11 0 58 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-FIDDLE 7898 9 9 0 58 OTTODROME TW (728)
STAN CAN 8058 8 5 0 58 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110 7 3 0 57 FAST FOOD (724)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOX 8148 7 3 0 54 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 5 10 0 54 HORNY GOAT X (750)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048 7 5 0 52 GAS MONKEY (783)
-NICK TORTELLI 8176 6 4 0 51 CHEERS (659)
TSAR BOMBA 7975 11 10 2 50 NUKE TEST (769)
LION 8020 10 6 0 48 LAND OF OZ (217)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 7 9 1 47 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-LILITH 8219 6 3 0 47 CHEERS (659)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 8 4 0 45 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-HADES 4959 11 11 0 44 DEAD GAWDS (543)
MY GIRL 8192 9 3 1 44 OBG! (765)
SURFIN' SAFARI 8132 7 5 1 44 OBG! (765)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 8 7 0 43 MSNBC (755)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 7 5 1 42 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193 7 5 0 42 OBG! (765)
-BECKETT 8090 6 7 0 40 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-BROKEN POND 8105 4 6 0 39 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LE GRELE 8252 4 3 0 39 LES TURFISTES (727)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 8 14 0 38 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ARENAMUSTARD 8140 7 3 0 38 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GOLD DUST 7983 6 7 1 38 OTTODROME TW (728)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
JIM 8126 8 7 1 37 CLAN KITFOX (781)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 8 4 0 37 MSNBC (755)
M. CLOUD 8234 8 2 0 36 NUKE TEST (769)
-ROOK 8204 8 2 0 36 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIGHTS CALL 7989 8 9 0 33 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-LEGO CAB 8230 5 4 0 33 LES TURFISTES (727)
-TACO 8190 3 6 1 33 FAST FOOD (724)
-BOY HOWDY 8310 2 2 1 33 OTTODROME TW (728)
DADA 8385 1 0 1 33 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115 5 5 0 32 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-SILK 8229 4 3 0 32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
HOUND DOG 8279 5 3 0 31 OBG! (765)
-SCONE GOLEM 8255 4 3 0 30 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
JINX 7951 6 10 1 29 TEAM TOONS (764)
-RUDRA 8357 1 1 0 28 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-ADOBE GILLIS 8309 3 1 0 27 OTTODROME TW (728)
RYE ALA MODE 8345 2 2 1 27 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SIMON MAGUS 5806 4 4 0 26 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-RAGE RACER 8262 4 3 1 25 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 4 6 1 25 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 4 4 0 25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135 4 5 2 24 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 4 5 0 24 MSNBC (755)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 4 5 1 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
DON GONE 8237 2 8 1 23 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 5 3 0 22 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-PALE 8338 2 1 0 22 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 4 9 0 21 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 2 8 0 20 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 3 5 1 19 LAND OF OZ (217)
-GALAXIE 8339 3 0 0 19 GAS MONKEY (783)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 2 2 0 19 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253 5 2 0 18 CHEERS (659)
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 4 1 1 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 2 5 0 16 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-AUNTIE EM 8375 1 0 0 16 LAND OF OZ (217)
-EDDIE LEBEC 8300 3 2 0 15 CHEERS (659)
-ROBIN COLCORD 8301 2 3 0 15 CHEERS (659)
-HUFF N WEAZER 8354 1 1 0 14 HORNY GOAT X (750)
EPHYRA 8372 2 0 0 13 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-FRENCH FRYER 8260 3 3 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
-QUAGMIRE 8272 2 4 1 11 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SURMA 8356 1 1 0 10 DEAD GAWDS (543)
PHEMIUS 8362 1 2 0 10 WHITE SHADOW (779)
CAPTAIN BISMUTH 8386 1 0 0 10 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CYCLONUS 8365 1 0 0 10 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ETERNAL WITNESS 8349 2 2 0 8 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
MISSIONNAIRE 8351 2 2 0 8 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-GREMLIN 8355 1 1 0 7 GAS MONKEY (783)
-TOTH 8325 1 2 0 7 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
OCTOGAB 8382 1 0 0 7 LES TURFISTES (727)
-SCORPONOK 8327 1 2 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-RONIN 8352 1 1 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
LUCK SMITH 8387 1 0 0 5 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
ORESTES 8391 1 0 0 5 WHITE SHADOW (779)
LIL PRINCESS 8370 0 1 0 5 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-PINHEAD 8353 0 2 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 0 2 0 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-YEN WANG YEA 8358 0 2 0 2 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-TORAK 8341 0 2 0 2 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-HEL 8366 0 1 0 1 DEAD GAWDS (543)
-HAYABUSA 8360 0 1 0 1 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SHEPHERD BARD 8388 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (32)
CRONUS 8390 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346 0 2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 GANG MEMBER 8361 347
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766 GAUTREK 7666 346
GANG MEMBER 8361 1 2 1 BASH BROS PARK 766 SUPER-SIZE ME 349 NONE
NAGINATA 8318 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CRYSTAL BALL 8257 345 NOT REVENGED
NO THANK YOU 8381 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 SMOKESCREEN 349 NONE
CASTLE THUNDER 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DADA 8385 349 NONE
ARAWN 6415 7 9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543 HANZO 8018 346
DEATH 4957 9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543 EGG NOGGIN 8154 345 NOT REVENGED
FIREBIRD 8273 1 5 0 GAS MONKEY 783 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 347
ZEPHYR 8340 1 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 NIMBLE FOX 8135 346
VOLUND 7670 10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756 SKYWARP 8063 345 NOT REVENGED
CHUCK TODD 8055 7 10 0 MSNBC 755 MARLBORO MAN 8145 348
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GUEST HOST 8384 0 1 0 MSNBC 755 CASTLE THUNDER 349 NONE
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 5 5 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SUPER-SIZE ME 349 NONE
MY LITTLE GTO 7745 18 13 0 OBG! 765 SOUTH SPOON 349 NONE
SPHINXER MYSTIC 8389 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32 WHOPPER 349 NONE
CALYPSO 8363 0 1 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 347
EIDOLON 8299 3 3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 RYE ALA MODE 8345 348
RUMOR 8282 2 5 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 JINX 7951 348
PERSONAL ADS
What!? The TWIX ends and then Ding Dong becomes Duelmaster? Well, congrats to him,
I guess. -- Oz The All Excited
My Little GTO -- Vroom, vroom, ADM. A salute to the skilled graduate. -- Oz The All
Complimentary
Where have all the TWIXers gone.... -- Oz The All Questioning
My Little GTO -- How'd ya like that there send off? -- Ding Dong
The Bomb -- I diffused you with my magnificent roar. -- Lion
Missionaire -- Are you a position or a warrior? We prairie folk don't know about
them things. -- Auntie Em
P.S. But I had lotsa fun and like finishing on top. (wink)
I am done. Gladly. Adios. -- Yellow Brick
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Teens Sucking Face -- I hate to get SOMETHING out of our fight besides cuts and
bruises. lol -- Marlboro Man
MSLSD -- Sorry I wasn't trying to kill. Had a 3KD and aiming for an extremity that
wasn't your head. -- Marlboro Man
KGGP -- Congrats on a well fought and won TW. -- Spirit
All -- Good to see some of you are hanging around even after the TW. I'll be here
prepping and trying to get a few to graduation. Looking forward to the next TW. --
Spirit
Assur, Consortium, Darque -- Thank you all three for moderating a great contest. A
job well done! -- Spirit
Hanzo -- Nice rating. Just so you know I almost have my Ad Master in Defense. Not
sure how you hit me especially considering I was running dodge that turn. <sigh> --
The Doctor
Apple Cider Hider -- Tourney 12-3! I'll drink to that! -- G
Phemius -- Lost poet, clear your throet. -- Witness
Auntie Em -- You're proof that "The Wizard of Oz" is a feminist version of Star Wars.
-- Missionnaire
Teen Sucking brings 'em up good point: should the Arenamaster disallow clear
mismatches to prevent said "skill rape"?
Yes! We DID it! Ten months of hard fought contest and we eventually did win!
Congrats to all the KGGP members: Grimm, Khisanth and le Pentarque, you have been
great teammates, and everyone rallied when it counted! Brilliant! -- La Guillotine,
KGGP
LBA+ and SMOC -- Congrats to you as well, you really fought well and came close to
winning! The RSI gods favoured us this time, though, but still finishing just above
you is an achievement we can take pride in! -- LG and KGGP
TW Organizers -- And thanks to you guys for setting up this contest! -- LG & KGGP
Gautrek -- Two more tries. I will not give up, you murderer! -- Assur
Diaper Leek -- Smells good to me. -- Dog on the Loose
Stan Can -- You can learn how to be a rebellious teen from us. -- Teens Sucking Face
M. Cloud -- Thank you so much! Those learns were well worth the loss and revealed
everything I needed to know. -- Assur
La Pentarque -- Free drinks are very good! I must say you guys are a class act and
those drinks almost make up for you guys winning. -- Assur
P.S. We needed 2 more wins on the final turn to have overtaken you. It was close.
And SMOC was right behind us. Congrats again!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MY LITTLE GTO was unbelievably slain by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOOMOOFORK YO was killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GANG MEMBER was narrowly killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DADA butchered CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
NO THANK YOU was murdered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SPHINXER MYSTIC was viciously butchered by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
GUEST HOST was butchered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DOG ON THE LOOSE was savagely defeated by GAUTREK in a 3 minute Bloodfeud melee.
ALEC BALDWIN lost to MARLBORO MAN in a 1 minute gruesome Bloodfeud fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX was outwaited by DING DONG in a 22 minute Challenge Title fight.
HANZO was handily defeated by FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was demolished by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE DOCTOR devastated CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
EGG NOGGIN was devastated by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LIL JOHNNY viciously subdued LION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
STEPHEN KING handily defeated MY GIRL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ANGRY CLAM was devastated by SURFIN' SAFARI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
STEVE KORNACKI luckily beat JINX in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
THOMAS ROBERTS savagely defeated JACK B. QUICK in a 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PHEMIUS slimly won victory over MISSIONNAIRE in a 7 minute novice's Challenge contest.
EPHYRA viciously subdued ETERNAL WITNESS in a 8 minute novice's Challenge match.
NK slimly lost to ICE WIND in a popular 2 minute brutal master's fray.
BOMBULOID overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MEGABOLOX beat BUGS in a popular 2 minute expert's fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was overpowered by WARRIOR WIGHT in a 1 minute uneven match.
TEENS SUCKING FACE was beaten by DIAPER LEEK in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
APPLE CIDER HIDER handily defeated BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YRSA overpowered M. CLOUD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIGHTS CALL was overcome by TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 4 minute fight.
ZOMBIE ZULU was beaten by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute veteran's match.
TSAR BOMBA savagely defeated ODIN AVERSSON in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
STAN CAN demolished RYE ALA MODE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JIM was overpowered by THE BOMB in a 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
CLAMTASTIC devastated ULF LONG-LEG in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
LE GRELE demolished CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DON GONE was subdued by HOUND DOG in a popular 1 minute duel.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACE C. DEECEY was overcome by OCTOGAB in a 2 minute amateur's match.
LIL PRINCESS lost to LUCK SMITH in a 2 minute novice's match.
CAPTAIN BISMUTH demolished CRONUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHEPHERD BARD was bested by ORESTES in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 38 - 28 - 3 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 22 - 3 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 92 - 82 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 55 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 29 - 30 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 STRIKING ATTACK 141 - 147 - 11 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 110 - 124 - 7 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 AIMED BLOW 79 - 103 - 4 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 56 - 4 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 49 - 88 - 4 36 |
Turn 349 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 6 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DING DONG 7516 25 14 1 122 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK FOUL BILL 8061 11 4 0 112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
PARRY-LUNGE GAUTREK 7666 19 17 2 110 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LUNGING ATTACK DIAPER LEEK 7887 14 10 2 89 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SLASHING ATTACK BOMBULOID 4304 13 8 3 83 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-STRIKE HANZO 8018 9 8 1 78 CLAN KITFOX (781)
AIMED BLOW BEARDED FREAK 7995 10 6 0 74 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BASHING ATTACK TSAR BOMBA 7975 11 10 2 50 NUKE TEST (769)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 8 4 0 45 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
GAUTREK 7666. The ten other most popular fighters were LIL JOHNNY 8184, NK 7800,
BUGS 7737, GANG MEMBER 8361, JINX 7951, ICE WIND 7758, DIAPER LEEK 7887, SPHINXER
MYSTIC 8389, DEL ICIOUS 8221, and SURFIN' SAFARI 8132.
The least popular fighter this week was DING DONG 7516. The other ten least popular
fighters were TEN TRICK'S EX 7878, MISSIONNAIRE 8351, PHEMIUS 8362, SHEPHERD BARD
8388, CRONUS 8390, CRYSTAL BALL 8257, JIM 8126, RYE ALA MODE 8345, M. CLOUD 8234, and
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MY LITTLE GTO (47-7745) OBG! (765)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (128-105-1) 1 4 0 SECOND BANANAS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FGC 6648 (67-47-0) 4 3 0 KAOS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE LION KING 6360 (36-15-0) 4 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (42-14-0) 0 2 0 THE OPERA
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (47-24-1) 0 2 0 OTTODROME TW
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LATKA 6940 (39-27-2) 14 2 0 SECOND BANANAS
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (25-17-1) 3 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE
DON KING 5374 (53-46-3) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
CARLA 6225 (31-25-1) 1 3 0 CHEERS
FLESH HUNTER 6053 (21-5-0) 0 2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS
FRASIER 6224 (30-27-0) 0 2 0 CHEERS
FROSTY 7332 (19-10-0) 0 2 0 FAST FOOD
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0) 8 3 0 THE OPERA
EMERALD CITY 7896 (13-2-1) 6 3 0 DEAD LAND OF OZ
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (7-6-1) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (13-8-1) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
ICE WIND 7758 (14-14-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (9-2-0) 5 3 1 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 (6-4-0) 3 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (6-4-0) 0 2 0 D.A. REJECTS
MEGABOLOX 4312 (11-5-0) 0 2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HANZO 8018 (8-7-1) 4 3 0 CLAN KITFOX
NICK TORTELLI 8176 (6-4-0) 3 3 1 CHEERS
DRONE A1 8097 (5-0-0) 2 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE A
LATE OR EARLY 8183 (7-3-0) 1 3 0 LES TURFISTES
MAX 8203 (5-5-0) 1 3 0 DEAD D.A. REJECTS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NONO NOWAY 8268 (3-3-0) 1 1 0 DEAD WEIRD ALCHEMY
STEPHEN KING 8308 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
DRONE ALE 8139 (2-2-1) 1 2 0 DEAD TOLBINS HIVE A
DRONE A2 8099 (2-3-0) 1 3 0 DEAD TOLBINS HIVE A
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 (5-3-0) 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GALAXIE 8339 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 GAS MONKEY
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LEVIATHAN 8329 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ASSASSIN NATION
LIL PRINCESS 8370 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
PUNISHMENT 8328 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD ASSASSIN NATION
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JACK O'LANTERN 2762 (5-4-0) 8 3 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH
STARSCREAM 7419 (16-16-1) 4 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
SCORPION KING 4718 (8-3-0) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0) 1 1 0 DEAD DARQUE FORCES
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 (11-9-0) 2 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
YUKON QUEST 7157 (12-6-0) 1 3 0 ALASKAN PIPELINE
BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 (16-16-2) 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK
JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0) 0 1 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH
TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 (11-4-2) 3 3 1 SHEWISH BUFFET
ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0) 1 3 1 ROYAL FLUSH
DOMINO 8143 (7-3-0) 0 2 0 D.A. REJECTS
LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 (9-9-0) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SIMON MAGUS 5806 (4-4-0) 8 3 0 BAAL'S MINIONS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KODIAK KID 7046 (0-2-0) 3 3 0 DEAD ALASKAN PIPELINE
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ZEPHYR 8340 (1-1-0) 5 3 0 GAS MONKEY
DISMEMBRATOR 8080 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY
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From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
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