DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/16/2014    Duedate: 01/12/2015

MAMBOLAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-349

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DING DONG
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7516) [25-14-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DING DONG                      POSITION IS EMPTY
LAND OF OZ (217)               
(47-7516) [25-14-1,122]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           GAUTREK
TEAM TOONS (764)               JOMSVIKINGS (756)
(47-7737) [9-23-0,79]          (47-7666) [19-17-2,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. D.A. REJECTS (787)          54
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         41      LES TURFISTES (727)
3. MSNBC (755)                 24      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766)        18
5. WHITE SHADOW (779)          16       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 LES TURFISTES (727)      110  68  5 61.8   1/ 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 1
 2/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)         757 478 27 61.3   2/ 4 OBG! (765)                9  6 0
 3- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      70  45  2 60.9   3/17 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   8  6 1
 4- 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     292 197 29 59.7   4/ 2 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    8  7 1
 5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   403 305 31 56.9   5/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       7  4 1
 6/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         866 676 44 56.2   6/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  7 1
 7- 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)      292 255 23 53.4   7/13 TEAM TOONS (764)          7  8 1
 8/ 8 D.A. REJECTS (787)        36  32  1 52.9   8/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
 9/10 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   37  33  1 52.9   9/ 8 NUKE TEST (769)           6  8 0
10- 9 OTTODROME TW (728)       104  95  7 52.3  10/24 MSNBC (755)               6  9 0
11-12 CHEERS (659)             118 117  9 50.2  11/12 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  7 0
12/11 BASH BROS PARK (766)      81  81  7 50.0  12/23 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5  7 0
13-14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   192 194 12 49.7  13/27 D.A. REJECTS (787)        5  9 1
14/15 OBG! (765)                77  78  6 49.7  14/30 WHITE SHADOW (779)        5 10 0
15/13 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  37  38  0 49.3  15-25 OTTODROME TW (728)        4  0 1
16/20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       49  51  4 49.0  16/18 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  4  4 0
17/16 NUKE TEST (769)           73  77  4 48.7  17/26 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      4  7 0
18-17 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  95  2 48.4  18/ 7 STAFF OF LIFE (32)        4 11 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18 FAST FOOD (724)          103 112  3 47.9  19-14 DARQUE FORCES (396)       3  2 1
20-19 HORNY GOAT X (750)        49  54  5 47.6  20- 9 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     3  2 1
21-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   62  70  2 47.0  21-10 SECOND BANANAS (573)      3  2 0
22/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      32  37  2 46.4  22-19 CHEERS (659)              3  2 0
23/23 MSNBC (755)               65  94  1 40.9  23-11 HORNY GOAT X (750)        3  2 0
24-24 DEAD GAWDS (543)          41  66  1 38.3  24-16 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      3  4 0
25/25 STAFF OF LIFE (32)       236 398 22 37.2  25/15 CLAN KITFOX (781)         3  6 0
26-26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     18  31  4 36.7  26-28 FAST FOOD (724)           2  2 1
27-27 GAS MONKEY (783)          22  38  1 36.7  27-29 DEAD GAWDS (543)          2  3 0
28/28 TEAM TOONS (764)          55  96  2 36.4  28-20 SHEWISH BUFFET (748)      2  3 0
29/30 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         66 119  5 35.7  29-22 GAS MONKEY (783)          2  3 0
30/29 CLAN KITFOX (781)         27  51  3 34.6  30-21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   2  3 0
31/31 WHITE SHADOW (779)        25  57  1 30.5  31-31 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Okay, Oz, I git it.  I git it.  Gotta write me one of them there Column thangs.
Cain't lose no 25 points like that there other guy did.  Nope.  But the TWIX is over,
Mr. Oz?  Jeez.  Management!
     Since I don't know nuthin' 'ceptin' the wicked witch is daid, I guess I am gonna
write 'bout ole Yeller Brick who done gone and visited the Dark Arena.  Not ole Oz's
fault cuz Yeller jest plain wanted to go.  I heard him say "Done with this "xxxx"!
Cain't use that there word in muh writin's.  I'm thinkin' the way this here TWIX
went, we all be done with this xxxx but maybe not?
     I'm gittin Miz Land 'O Oz Publicist ta hep me with this here stuff, so thanks,
gal.
Land Of Oz Publicist reporting in and helping Ding Dong
.............................
Yellow Brick
born 15-9-10-11-21-11-7 BA
ambi, +3 Init, +2 more Attack
good/good
studded to 17-10-10-12-21-12-7
great endu
13-13-1 arena, 5-9-0 tourneys
skill learn rate 1.35
adexes in Decise and Attack Expert Init
seemed to like WH/ML
WH = 49-232-4
ML = 12-106-5
MA = 0-10-0
WF = 0-11-1
He may have been fun, but probably won't be so missed--now we can get the roads
paved.
     Well, that be it from me, Ding Dong.  Hope y'all liked my column.  Thankee,
purdy Publicist.  Bye all.
          Ding Dong DMI

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  MAMBOLAND needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I couldn't believe 
it.  Did GARBAGE PAIL KIDS really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  MSNBC had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 2-3-0 and wound up as 10th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did JOMSVIKINGS really go 
up by 11?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  D.A. 
REJECTS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as 
13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WHITE SHADOW really go up by 16?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--STAFF OF LIFE got 1-4-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  MVP award for THE DOCTOR?  D.A. REJECTS' proud of him after 
beating CRAPULODON and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
CRAPULODON got smashed by THE DOCTOR, and lost 16 points!  TEN TRICK'S EX thinks its 
13-9-0 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  
This Duelmaster is like something else!  DING DONG stopped TEN TRICK'S EX dead in its 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said MAMBOLAND's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  WEIRD ALCHEMY 
was MAMBOLAND's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why BASH BROS PARK's been avoiding WEIRD ALCHEMY so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  Can CLAN KITFOX's HANZO be more popular than me?  He was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my breath 
when I found out HANZO challenged FOUL BILL.  After all, haven't CLAN KITFOX and 
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS had a long standing duel in MAMBOLAND?  It wasn't a spectacular 
fight, or anything, but FOUL BILL wants me to write about it since he bested HANZO.  
Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MAMBOLAND ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  I hear OBG! sent MY LITTLE GTO to the Dark Arena.  What, is 
that like not well-lit, or what?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  DADA returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at its WEIRD ALCHEMY teammates...  What if 
they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DING DONG 7516               25  14  1   122       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            10   2  0   130       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-WENDY 7552                   16  11  1   113       FAST FOOD (724)
 FOUL BILL 8061               11   4  0   112       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 GAUTREK 7666                 19  17  2   110       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ZITH 7361                    12  12  1   105       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768             15   6  1   102       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153        8   4  0   102       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ICE WIND 7758                15  15  0   101       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          18  14  0    97       TEAM TOONS (764)
 NK 7800                      14  18  1    92       NUKE TEST (769)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          13   9  0    92       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        14   9  1    91       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             14  10  2    89       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MEGABOLOX 4312               13   5  0    85       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               9   6  0    85       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SKYWARP 8063                  8   3  1    84       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NUT BROWN 8178                7   3  1    84       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 BOMBULOID 4304               13   8  3    83       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-ASP 7591                     11   8  0    81       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 BUGS 7737                     9  23  0    79       TEAM TOONS (764)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            7   5  0    79       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HANZO 8018                    9   8  1    78       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 THE DOCTOR 8142               9   6  0    77       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      13  14  2    76       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   6  0    74       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 YRSA 7671                    15  23  1    73       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          11  21  0    70       MSNBC (755)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LATE OR EARLY 8183            7   3  0    70       LES TURFISTES (727)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       9   3  1    69       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             8   4  1    68       D.A. REJECTS (787)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEPHEN KING 8308             5   1  0    66       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               8   3  0    65       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 7741       12  20  0    64       TEAM TOONS (764)
 THE BOMB 7883                11  16  0    63       NUKE TEST (769)
-MR. WOLF 7401                11  10  0    63       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 LIL JOHNNY 8184               7   5  0    63       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-SIZZLING SCRIBE 8116          7   3  0    60       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7771           8  24  0    59       TEAM TOONS (764)
 CRAPULODON 4305              10  11  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-FIDDLE 7898                   9   9  0    58       OTTODROME TW (728)
 STAN CAN 8058                 8   5  0    58       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110             7   3  0    57       FAST FOOD (724)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOX 8148                      7   3  0    54       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           5  10  0    54       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-VICKY MENDOZA 8048            7   5  0    52       GAS MONKEY (783)
-NICK TORTELLI 8176            6   4  0    51       CHEERS (659)
 TSAR BOMBA 7975              11  10  2    50       NUKE TEST (769)
 LION 8020                    10   6  0    48       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980              7   9  1    47       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-LILITH 8219                   6   3  0    47       CHEERS (659)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               8   4  0    45       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-HADES 4959                   11  11  0    44       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 MY GIRL 8192                  9   3  1    44       OBG! (765)
 SURFIN' SAFARI 8132           7   5  1    44       OBG! (765)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128             8   7  0    43       MSNBC (755)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154               7   5  1    42       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TEARS OF A CLOWN 8193         7   5  0    42       OBG! (765)
-BECKETT 8090                  6   7  0    40       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-BROKEN POND 8105              4   6  0    39       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 LE GRELE 8252                 4   3  0    39       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            8  14  0    38       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-ARENAMUSTARD 8140             7   3  0    38       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GOLD DUST 7983                6   7  1    38       OTTODROME TW (728)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 JIM 8126                      8   7  1    37       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202           8   4  0    37       MSNBC (755)
 M. CLOUD 8234                 8   2  0    36       NUKE TEST (769)
-ROOK 8204                     8   2  0    36       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              8   9  0    33       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-LEGO CAB 8230                 5   4  0    33       LES TURFISTES (727)
-TACO 8190                     3   6  1    33       FAST FOOD (724)
-BOY HOWDY 8310                2   2  1    33       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DADA 8385                     1   0  1    33       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-AMBITIOUS GOURD 8115          5   5  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
-SILK 8229                     4   3  0    32       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 HOUND DOG 8279                5   3  0    31       OBG! (765)
-SCONE GOLEM 8255              4   3  0    30       SHEWISH BUFFET (748)
 JINX 7951                     6  10  1    29       TEAM TOONS (764)
-RUDRA 8357                    1   1  0    28       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-ADOBE GILLIS 8309             3   1  0    27       OTTODROME TW (728)
 RYE ALA MODE 8345             2   2  1    27       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SIMON MAGUS 5806              4   4  0    26       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-RAGE RACER 8262               4   3  1    25       HORNY GOAT X (750)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         4   6  1    25       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          4   4  0    25       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-NIMBLE FOX 8135               4   5  2    24       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           4   5  0    24       MSNBC (755)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          4   5  1    23       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 DON GONE 8237                 2   8  1    23       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               5   3  0    22       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-PALE 8338                     2   1  0    22       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 ULF LONG-LEG 8162             4   9  0    21       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            2   8  0    20       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257             3   5  1    19       LAND OF OZ (217)
-GALAXIE 8339                  3   0  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307           2   2  0    19       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253               5   2  0    18       CHEERS (659)
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           4   1  1    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         2   5  0    16       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-AUNTIE EM 8375                1   0  0    16       LAND OF OZ (217)
-EDDIE LEBEC 8300              3   2  0    15       CHEERS (659)
-ROBIN COLCORD 8301            2   3  0    15       CHEERS (659)
-HUFF N WEAZER 8354            1   1  0    14       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 EPHYRA 8372                   2   0  0    13       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-FRENCH FRYER 8260             3   3  0    12       FAST FOOD (724)
-QUAGMIRE 8272                 2   4  1    11       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SURMA 8356                    1   1  0    10       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 PHEMIUS 8362                  1   2  0    10       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 CAPTAIN BISMUTH 8386          1   0  0    10       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CYCLONUS 8365                 1   0  0    10       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ETERNAL WITNESS 8349          2   2  0     8       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 MISSIONNAIRE 8351             2   2  0     8       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
-GREMLIN 8355                  1   1  0     7       GAS MONKEY (783)
-TOTH 8325                     1   2  0     7       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 OCTOGAB 8382                  1   0  0     7       LES TURFISTES (727)
-SCORPONOK 8327                1   2  0     5       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-RONIN 8352                    1   1  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 LUCK SMITH 8387               1   0  0     5       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 ORESTES 8391                  1   0  0     5       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 LIL PRINCESS 8370             0   1  0     5       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-PINHEAD 8353                  0   2  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 ACE C. DEECEY 8369            0   2  0     4       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-YEN WANG YEA 8358             0   2  0     2       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-TORAK 8341                    0   2  0     2       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-HEL 8366                      0   1  0     1       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-HAYABUSA 8360                 0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 SHEPHERD BARD 8388            0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (32)
 CRONUS 8390                   0   1  0     1       WHITE SHADOW (779)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD AFTER TW-1 8346    0  2 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   GANG MEMBER 8361      347   
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754  16 16 2 BASH BROS PARK 766   GAUTREK 7666          346   
GANG MEMBER 8361        1  2 1 BASH BROS PARK 766   SUPER-SIZE ME         349  NONE
NAGINATA 8318           1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      CRYSTAL BALL 8257     345  NOT REVENGED
NO THANK YOU 8381       0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     SMOKESCREEN           349  NONE
CASTLE THUNDER          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DADA 8385             349  NONE
ARAWN 6415              7  9 1 DEAD GAWDS 543       HANZO 8018            346   
DEATH 4957              9 11 0 DEAD GAWDS 543       EGG NOGGIN 8154       345  NOT REVENGED
FIREBIRD 8273           1  5 0 GAS MONKEY 783       RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215  347   
ZEPHYR 8340             1  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       NIMBLE FOX 8135       346   
VOLUND 7670            10 24 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756      SKYWARP 8063          345  NOT REVENGED
CHUCK TODD 8055         7 10 0 MSNBC 755            MARLBORO MAN 8145     348   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUEST HOST 8384         0  1 0 MSNBC 755            CASTLE THUNDER        349  NONE
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238      5  5 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SUPER-SIZE ME         349  NONE
MY LITTLE GTO 7745     18 13 0 OBG! 765             SOUTH SPOON           349  NONE
SPHINXER MYSTIC 8389    0  1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 32     WHOPPER               349  NONE
CALYPSO 8363            0  1 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297   347   
EIDOLON 8299            3  3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     RYE ALA MODE 8345     348   
RUMOR 8282              2  5 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     JINX 7951             348   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What!?  The TWIX ends and then Ding Dong becomes Duelmaster?  Well, congrats to him,
I guess. -- Oz The All Excited

My Little GTO -- Vroom, vroom, ADM.  A salute to the skilled graduate. -- Oz The All
Complimentary

Where have all the TWIXers gone.... -- Oz The All Questioning

My Little GTO -- How'd ya like that there send off? -- Ding Dong

The Bomb -- I diffused you with my magnificent roar. -- Lion

Missionaire -- Are you a position or a warrior?  We prairie folk don't know about
them things. -- Auntie Em
P.S.  But I had lotsa fun and like finishing on top. (wink)

I am done.  Gladly.  Adios. -- Yellow Brick

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Teens Sucking Face -- I hate to get SOMETHING out of our fight besides cuts and
bruises.  lol -- Marlboro Man

MSLSD -- Sorry I wasn't trying to kill.  Had a 3KD and aiming for an extremity that
wasn't your head. -- Marlboro Man

KGGP -- Congrats on a well fought and won TW. -- Spirit

All -- Good to see some of you are hanging around even after the TW.  I'll be here
prepping and trying to get a few to graduation.  Looking forward to the next TW. --
Spirit

Assur, Consortium, Darque -- Thank you all three for moderating a great contest.  A
job well done! -- Spirit

Hanzo -- Nice rating.  Just so you know I almost have my Ad Master in Defense.  Not
sure how you hit me especially considering I was running dodge that turn. <sigh> --
The Doctor

Apple Cider Hider -- Tourney 12-3!  I'll drink to that! -- G

Phemius -- Lost poet, clear your throet. -- Witness

Auntie Em -- You're proof that "The Wizard of Oz" is a feminist version of Star Wars.
-- Missionnaire

Teen Sucking brings 'em up good point:  should the Arenamaster disallow clear
mismatches to prevent said "skill rape"?

Yes!  We DID it!  Ten months of hard fought contest and we eventually did win!
Congrats to all the KGGP members: Grimm, Khisanth and le Pentarque, you have been
great teammates, and everyone rallied when it counted!  Brilliant! -- La Guillotine,
KGGP

LBA+ and SMOC -- Congrats to you as well, you really fought well and came close to
winning!  The RSI gods favoured us this time, though, but still finishing just above
you is an achievement we can take pride in! -- LG and KGGP

TW Organizers -- And thanks to you guys for setting up this contest! -- LG & KGGP

Gautrek -- Two more tries.  I will not give up, you murderer! -- Assur

Diaper Leek -- Smells good to me. -- Dog on the Loose

Stan Can -- You can learn how to be a rebellious teen from us. -- Teens Sucking Face

M. Cloud -- Thank you so much!  Those learns were well worth the loss and revealed
everything I needed to know. -- Assur

La Pentarque -- Free drinks are very good!  I must say you guys are a class act and
those drinks almost make up for you guys winning. -- Assur
P.S.  We needed 2 more wins on the final turn to have overtaken you.  It was close.
And SMOC was right behind us.  Congrats again!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MY LITTLE GTO was unbelievably slain by SOUTH SPOON in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOOMOOFORK YO was killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GANG MEMBER was narrowly killed by SUPER-SIZE ME in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DADA butchered CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
NO THANK YOU was murdered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SPHINXER MYSTIC was viciously butchered by WHOPPER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
GUEST HOST was butchered by CASTLE THUNDER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DOG ON THE LOOSE was savagely defeated by GAUTREK in a 3 minute Bloodfeud melee.
ALEC BALDWIN lost to MARLBORO MAN in a 1 minute gruesome Bloodfeud fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX was outwaited by DING DONG in a 22 minute Challenge Title fight.
HANZO was handily defeated by FOUL BILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was demolished by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE DOCTOR devastated CRAPULODON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
EGG NOGGIN was devastated by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LIL JOHNNY viciously subdued LION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
STEPHEN KING handily defeated MY GIRL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ANGRY CLAM was devastated by SURFIN' SAFARI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
STEVE KORNACKI luckily beat JINX in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
THOMAS ROBERTS savagely defeated JACK B. QUICK in a 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
PHEMIUS slimly won victory over MISSIONNAIRE in a 7 minute novice's Challenge contest.
EPHYRA viciously subdued ETERNAL WITNESS in a 8 minute novice's Challenge match.
NK slimly lost to ICE WIND in a popular 2 minute brutal master's fray.
BOMBULOID overpowered CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MEGABOLOX beat BUGS in a popular 2 minute expert's fight.
CHRIS MATTHEWS was overpowered by WARRIOR WIGHT in a 1 minute uneven match.
TEENS SUCKING FACE was beaten by DIAPER LEEK in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
APPLE CIDER HIDER handily defeated BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YRSA overpowered M. CLOUD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIGHTS CALL was overcome by TEARS OF A CLOWN in a 4 minute fight.
ZOMBIE ZULU was beaten by MIGHTY MANFRED in a 2 minute veteran's match.
TSAR BOMBA savagely defeated ODIN AVERSSON in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
STAN CAN demolished RYE ALA MODE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JIM was overpowered by THE BOMB in a 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
CLAMTASTIC devastated ULF LONG-LEG in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
LE GRELE demolished CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DON GONE was subdued by HOUND DOG in a popular 1 minute duel.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACE C. DEECEY was overcome by OCTOGAB in a 2 minute amateur's match.
LIL PRINCESS lost to LUCK SMITH in a 2 minute novice's match.
CAPTAIN BISMUTH demolished CRONUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHEPHERD BARD was bested by ORESTES in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  28 -  3      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  22 -  3      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       92 -  82 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  55 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  30 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK  141 - 147 - 11      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK   110 - 124 -  7      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        79 - 103 -  4      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  56 -  4      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    49 -  88 -  4      36  |

Turn 349 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DING DONG 7516             25  14  1  122 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK  FOUL BILL 8061             11   4  0  112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
PARRY-LUNGE      GAUTREK 7666               19  17  2  110 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
LUNGING ATTACK   DIAPER LEEK 7887           14  10  2   89 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOMBULOID 4304             13   8  3   83 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-STRIKE     HANZO 8018                  9   8  1   78 CLAN KITFOX (781)
AIMED BLOW       BEARDED FREAK 7995         10   6  0   74 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BASHING ATTACK   TSAR BOMBA 7975            11  10  2   50 NUKE TEST (769)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLAMTASTIC 7994             8   4  0   45 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GAUTREK 7666.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIL JOHNNY 8184, NK 7800, 
BUGS 7737, GANG MEMBER 8361, JINX 7951, ICE WIND 7758, DIAPER LEEK 7887, SPHINXER 
MYSTIC 8389, DEL ICIOUS 8221, and SURFIN' SAFARI 8132.

The least popular fighter this week was DING DONG 7516.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TEN TRICK'S EX 7878, MISSIONNAIRE 8351, PHEMIUS 8362, SHEPHERD BARD 
8388, CRONUS 8390, CRYSTAL BALL 8257, JIM 8126, RYE ALA MODE 8345, M. CLOUD 8234, and 
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MY LITTLE GTO (47-7745) OBG! (765)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (128-105-1)                1  4  0         SECOND BANANAS       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FGC 6648 (67-47-0)                     4  3  0         KAOS                 

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE LION KING 6360 (36-15-0)           4  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (42-14-0)     0  2  0         THE OPERA            
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (47-24-1)          0  2  0         OTTODROME TW         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LATKA 6940 (39-27-2)                  14  2  0         SECOND BANANAS       
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (25-17-1)          3  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
DON KING 5374 (53-46-3)                2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
CARLA 6225 (31-25-1)                   1  3  0         CHEERS               
FLESH HUNTER 6053 (21-5-0)             0  2  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
FRASIER 6224 (30-27-0)                 0  2  0         CHEERS               
FROSTY 7332 (19-10-0)                  0  2  0         FAST FOOD            

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (2-1-0)          8  3  0         THE OPERA            
EMERALD CITY 7896 (13-2-1)             6  3  0  DEAD   LAND OF OZ           
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (7-6-1)            1  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (13-8-1)         1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
ICE WIND 7758 (14-14-0)                0  2  0         BASH BROS PARK       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOODFLICKER 7228 (9-2-0)              5  3  1         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE  
APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 (6-4-0)         3  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (6-4-0)              0  2  0         D.A. REJECTS         
MEGABOLOX 4312 (11-5-0)                0  2  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HANZO 8018 (8-7-1)                     4  3  0         CLAN KITFOX          
NICK TORTELLI 8176 (6-4-0)             3  3  1         CHEERS               
DRONE A1 8097 (5-0-0)                  2  3  0         TOLBINS HIVE A       
LATE OR EARLY 8183 (7-3-0)             1  3  0         LES TURFISTES        
MAX 8203 (5-5-0)                       1  3  0  DEAD   D.A. REJECTS         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NONO NOWAY 8268 (3-3-0)                1  1  0  DEAD   WEIRD ALCHEMY        
STEPHEN KING 8308 (3-1-0)              2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
DRONE ALE 8139 (2-2-1)                 1  2  0  DEAD   TOLBINS HIVE A       
DRONE A2 8099 (2-3-0)                  1  3  0  DEAD   TOLBINS HIVE A       
MOOMOOFORK YO 8238 (5-3-0)             0  2  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GALAXIE 8339 (3-0-0)                   0  2  0         GAS MONKEY           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEVIATHAN 8329 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         ASSASSIN NATION      
LIL PRINCESS 8370 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 (0-0-0)             0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
PUNISHMENT 8328 (0-0-0)                0  1  0  DEAD   ASSASSIN NATION      

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JACK O'LANTERN 2762 (5-4-0)            8  3  0  DEAD   ROYAL FLUSH          
STARSCREAM 7419 (16-16-1)              4  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
SCORPION KING 4718 (8-3-0)             3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BUMBLEBEE 6436 (9-7-0)                 1  1  0  DEAD   DARQUE FORCES        
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 (11-9-0)             2  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0)               1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
YUKON QUEST 7157 (12-6-0)              1  3  0         ALASKAN PIPELINE     
BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0)                0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BRAVE NEW RODENT 7754 (16-16-2)        0  2  0         BASH BROS PARK       
JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0)         0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0)              0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0)            0  1  0  DEAD   ROYAL FLUSH          
TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0)              0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VENOMOUS CLEMENTINE 7580 (11-4-2)      3  3  1         SHEWISH BUFFET       
ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1)               2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0)               1  3  1         ROYAL FLUSH          
DOMINO 8143 (7-3-0)                    0  2  0         D.A. REJECTS         
LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0)               0  2  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
THUNDERCRACKER 7467 (9-9-0)            0  2  0         DARQUE FORCES        

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIMON MAGUS 5806 (4-4-0)               8  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KODIAK KID 7046 (0-2-0)                3  3  0  DEAD   ALASKAN PIPELINE     

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZEPHYR 8340 (1-1-0)                    5  3  0         GAS MONKEY           
DISMEMBRATOR 8080 (0-0-0)              2  3  0         WEIRD ALCHEMY        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.