DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/02/2015    Duedate: 06/29/2015

FREEDOM FRIES LAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-355

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LIL JOHNNY
D.A. REJECTS (787)
(47-8184) [13-5-1,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LIL JOHNNY                     DRONE A1
D.A. REJECTS (787)             TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
(47-8184) [13-5-1,134]         (47-8097) [6-0-0,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           THOMAS ROBERTS
TEAM TOONS (764)               MSNBC (755)
(47-7737) [12-26-0,90]         (47-8265) [7-8-1,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         39
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            32      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WHITE SHADOW (779)          31      Unchartered Team
4. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)        30
5. SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)     23      BAD BEATS (791)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)      7   2  0 77.8   1/ 1 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          8  6 0
 2/ 1*BAD BEATS (791)            9   3  0 75.0   2/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   8  6 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         769 489 27 61.1   3/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
 4/ 4 D.A. REJECTS (787)        47  33  2 58.8   4- 3*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     7  2 0
 5/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   418 311 32 57.3   5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  4 0
 6/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      16  12  1 57.1   6/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    7  5 0
 7/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         882 689 45 56.1   7/12 CLAN KITFOX (781)         5  5 1
 8- 7 DARQUE FORCES (396)      296 266 23 52.7   8/ 9 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         5  7 0
 9- 8*LOST BRIGADE (63)         12  11  2 52.2   9/10 WHITE SHADOW (779)        5 10 0
10/10 BASH BROS PARK (766)      85  83  8 50.6  10/ 8 D.A. REJECTS (787)        4  1 0
11/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      39  42  3 48.1  11/11*BAD BEATS (791)           4  2 0
12/ 0 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  96  2 48.1  12/ 7 MSNBC (755)               4 10 0
13/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       61  68  4 47.3  13/16 BASH BROS PARK (766)      2  1 1
14/15 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   72  82  2 46.8  14/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      2  1 0
15/13 HORNY GOAT X (750)        51  59  5 46.4  15/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      2  2 1
16/16 MSNBC (755)               75 110  3 40.5  16/17 HORNY GOAT X (750)        2  5 0
17/17 TEAM TOONS (764)          64 108  2 37.2  17/14 TEAM TOONS (764)          2  7 0
18/20 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         77 132  6 36.8  18-13 DARQUE FORCES (396)       1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)   239 414 22 36.6  19- 0*THE HEATHENS (793)        1  4 0
20/18 CLAN KITFOX (781)         34  60  4 36.2  20-15 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)    1  7 0
21/21 WHITE SHADOW (779)        36  75  2 32.4  21-21*LOST BRIGADE (63)         0  1 0
22/ 0*THE HEATHENS (793)        10  23  2 30.3  22/ 0 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in FREEDOM FRIES LAND a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster 
gets poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  Now keep the taverns 
open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for MSNBC, whose 0-4-0 this turn 
dropped them by 5 into 12th.  CLAN KITFOX stable has parlayed this turn's 1-4-0 into 
a 5 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 7th place.  Good work, guys!  
And let's see, ZOMBIE ZULU fought ULF LONG-LEG and gained 17 points and contributed 
to SPECTRAL STEEL's 2-0-1.  CHRIS MATTHEWS has lost to EGG NOGGIN, falling 9 points, 
while helping make MSNBC a 0-4-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend 
the throne, APPLE CIDER HIDER has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask LIL 
JOHNNY about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a 
warrior, he's now the one to ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.  
Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  D.A. REJECTS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were FREEDOM FRIES LAND's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And guess who avoided D.A. REJECTS stable the most?  Believe it or 
not, it was ROYAL FLUSH.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn 
was ROYAL FLUSH's warrior TEN TRICK'S EX.  More fighters challenged it than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  Well now, what do you expect when someone like LIL JOHNNY 
from D.A. REJECTS challenges down 20 points to fight TEN TRICK'S EX of ROYAL FLUSH?  
We're not surprised to hear that LIL JOHNNY bested TEN TRICK'S EX, but I bet it would 
be interesting to hear why D.A. REJECTS made such a challenge.  In a brave attempt, 
CRYSTAL BALL from LAND OF OZ challenged up 19 points to fight ASP from the SERPENTS 
HOLD 200 stable.  CRYSTAL BALL perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she was 
overcame by ASP and ended up with 66 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  ICE WIND was sent 
to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  ULF LONG-LEG has 
departed FREEDOM FRIES LAND, leaving JOMSVIKINGS without their 8-10-0 warrior.  
Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns last night?  We'd like to 
remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; 
and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in FREEDOM FRIES LAND 
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIL JOHNNY 8184              13   5  1   134       D.A. REJECTS (787)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153       12   5  1   169       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154              12   6  1   107       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 STEPHEN KING 8308            10   2  0   107       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MEGABOLOX 4312               17   6  0   103       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 HANZO 8018                   13  10  1   100       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-THE DOCTOR 8142              10   5  0    98       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 DIAPER LEEK 7887             18  12  2    97       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          17  11  0    97       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MIGHTY MANFRED 7738          21  17  0    96       TEAM TOONS (764)
 GAUTREK 7666                 22  20  3    94       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        14   9  1    91       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NUT BROWN 8178                8   3  1    91       HORNY GOAT X (750)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUGS 7737                    12  26  0    90       TEAM TOONS (764)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      16  17  2    89       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          12  26  0    89       MSNBC (755)
 YRSA 7671                    18  26  1    85       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 ASP 7591                     14  10  0    85       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            8   7  0    82       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CRAPULODON 4305              13  14  0    71       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-SKYWARP 8063                  8   6  1    70       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040       9   3  1    69       BASH BROS PARK (766)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980             10  11  2    66       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257             7   7  1    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145             8   5  1    64       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 LION 8020                    13   8  0    62       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DRONE A1 8097                 6   0  0    59       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 FOX 8148                      9   6  0    58       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           7   8  1    56       MSNBC (755)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           6  10  0    56       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128            11  10  1    55       MSNBC (755)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370             4   2  0    54       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 ROOK 8204                    12   3  0    51       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 JINX 7951                     9  13  1    50       TEAM TOONS (764)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          7   5  0    50       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968            9  19  0    46       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202          10   8  0    42       MSNBC (755)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989              9  14  0    41       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            4  12  0    34       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RYE ALA MODE 8345             3   3  1    34       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-MORTICIOUS 8451               3   1  1    34       THE HEATHENS (793)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN CAP 8378               4   1  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393              5   1  0    29       BAD BEATS (791)
-QUICK SAND 8419               2   0  0    28       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-CYCLONUS 8365                 3   1  0    24       DARQUE FORCES (396)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TIME! 8396                4   2  0    23       BAD BEATS (791)
-WIDOW-MAKER 8457              2   5  1    23       THE HEATHENS (793)
 ORESTES 8391                  4   3  1    22       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 DRONE A4 8098                 3   3  0    22       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 CRONUS 8390                   3   4  0    21       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           5   3  1    19       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-FLESH HARROWER 418            3   2  0    19       LOST BRIGADE (63)
 PINHEAD 8353                  2   3  1    19       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-THE DIFFERENCE 8420           2   0  0    19       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-FORCE DEATHWIND 416           5   1  2    18       LOST BRIGADE (63)
-ACE C. DEECEY 8369            2   5  1    18       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-BLINDING MAN 8417             2   0  0    18       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BRAINOR 8448                  1   1  0    17       THE HEATHENS (793)
 EPHYRA 8372                   4   4  0    16       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 UHUHU 8445                    1   0  0    15       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 PYLENE 8409                   2   2  0    14       WHITE SHADOW (779)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 1   1  0    14       LAND OF OZ (217)
-GOLDIE LUCK 8433              1   0  0    13       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 DRONE A7 8261                 2   1  0     9       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-LUCEE BENNET 414              2   2  0     8       LOST BRIGADE (63)
 OODLES OF POODLES 8406        1   1  0     8       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SUNSTORM 8377                 1   2  0     7       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DREAD SKEWER 8450             1   3  0     6       THE HEATHENS (793)
-TABITHA 415                   1   2  0     5       LOST BRIGADE (63)
-CONSTANCE 8416                1   2  0     5       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 RONIN 8352                    1   2  0     5       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-ROSEBUD 8413                  1   2  0     5       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
-SADDIOUS TRUE 8421            1   1  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-LITTLE RED 8404               0   5  0     5       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 RATTLER 8430                  0   2  0     2       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-AXEFACE 8449                  0   2  0     2       THE HEATHENS (793)
 CLOUDKICKER 8444              0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 8439                  0  1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   ROQUEFORT KISS        355  NONE
HAYABUSA 8360           0  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      LIVING GERARD         355  NONE
JIM 8126                9  9 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      THOMAS ROBERTS 8265   352  REVENGED
SCORPONOK 8327          1  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    ORESTES 8391          351  NOT REVENGED
DAX 8441                0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     ROQUEFORT KISS        355  NONE
DAY 8442                0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     STICKY TRIPOU         355  NONE
ULF LONG-LEG 8162       8 11 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756      ZOMBIE ZULU 7980      355   
DING DONG 7516         25 17 1 LAND OF OZ 217       APPLE CIDER HIDE 8153 352   
ANDREA MITCHELL 8428    1  1 0 MSNBC 755            PINHEAD 8353          354   
GRU 8437                1  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 20 749 FOIE GRAS SWEETI      355  NONE
BOMBULOID 4304         13 10 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    GAUTREK 7666          351  REVENGED
DA2 8446                0  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LIVING GERARD         355  NONE
FRITO 8423              2  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LIVING GERARD         355  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Apple Cider Hider The Killer, we salute your repeat Duelmastership. Hubba hubba. -- Oz 
The All Praising

Was that the might Royal Flush with the greatest point gain?! Salute. One can tell 
there is no event competition going at the moment. (wink) -- Oz The All Praising

So sad to see Ice Wind graduate. We needed those easy wins. (wink) -- Oz The All 
Praising

Fox, I saw that I would win when I checked the looking glass. Technology is cool. -- 
Crystal Ball, Land Of Oz

Quick Sands, not quick enough for me, I guess. I salute your victory, you meanie. -- 
Golden Cap, Land Of Oz

The Difference, what was that? I didn't want to fight you? I wanted someone easy. 
Instead, now I am a loser. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead--I thought. -- Munchkin, 
Land Of Oz

Kat, yeah, yeah, I know, you want to grow up and be just like me.  Meanwhile, take 
your lumps, Kitty. -- Lion, Land Of Oz

Health. Humility. Honor. Emerald City forever. -- Oz The All Hopeful

Master Fox, your questions are good ones, but are probably not going to get you 
definitive answers. Welcome to the nebulous world! As to fighters graduation timing: 
the most common indicators are 20 fights, 14 wins, 17FE and an AdEx and Expert in 
"good" skills. Elongations usually come from lack of FE, or in the case of scum, lack 
of skill experts. Excessive tournament fighting and scumming make the exactness so 
variable. As to winning a first skill of a type at the 21st fight:  unusual, yes; out 
of bounds, no. If the skill is not so relevant to the style (as in your PS finally 
learning a riposte) most managers are happy that the "good" skills are being learned. 
Lastly, there are no set levels for amounts of ratings by Adepts or Champs. Your 
initial skill base and your skill learning can be quite variable amongst types and 
styles. If one is not a scum or burner or nitwit, then there should be a rating or two 
or three at Adepts and maybe an Expert, adex and possibly master at Champs. BUT, 
winning seems to be a far better measure to us Consortiumites. -- Oz The All Helpful

MSNBC -- I weep at he loss of Andrea Mitchell.  Her death was unintentional.  I do, 
however, expect to be bloodfeuded. -- Pinhead *bows in respect*

Constance -- Smarts has nothing to do with the fact that I have a pointy noggin. -- 
Pinhead

Egg Noggin -- I had to take it easy on you as it's not the Xmas season yet. -- Ten 
Trick's Ex

One Time! -- Fair enough, I don't plan on challenging you again. -- Jack B. Quick

Diaper Leek -- I see that without a weapon, things can be quite horrific to scoop up. 
-- Stephen King

Yrsa -- Looks eerily familiar. -- Queen of The South

Jinx -- Hopefully I won't be as thunderstruck next time. -- Ace C. Deecey

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ICE WIND butchered FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FRITO was killed by LIVING GERARD in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HAYABUSA was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GRU was dealt death by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
A was assassinated by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAX was butchered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAY was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was viciously butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MEGABOLOX overcame MIGHTY MANFRED in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
EGG NOGGIN vanquished CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LIL JOHNNY defeated TEN TRICK'S EX in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was beaten by HANZO in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
CRYSTAL BALL was defeated by ASP in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
LION unbelievably bested THOMAS ROBERTS in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
NIGHTS CALL was demolished by FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
OODLES OF POODLES was handily defeated by CRONUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STEPHEN KING overpowered CRAPULODON in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DIAPER LEEK overcame BUGS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody master's bout.
GAUTREK savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
YRSA overpowered ALEC BALDWIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ULF LONG-LEG was butchered by ZOMBIE ZULU in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
DRONE A1 vanquished ONE TIME! in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ODIN AVERSSON was overcome by ROOK in a 3 minute contest.
STEVE KORNACKI was savagely defeated by PHANTOM PIKEMAN in a 2 minute gory match.
JACK B. QUICK was savagely defeated by JINX in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
DRONE A4 was vanquished by GOLDEN CAP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RYE ALA MODE subdued EPHYRA in a exciting 1 minute melee.
PINHEAD lost to DON QUIXOTE in a 2 minute fray.
ORESTES overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RONIN was handily defeated by MUNCHKIN in a 4 minute one-sided duel.
RATTLER was narrowly defeated by DRONE A7 in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
PYLENE overpowered CLOUDKICKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
UHUHU overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  23 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  25 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  18 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        57 -  53 -  4      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    65 -  68 -  4      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  56 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   63 -  71 -  7      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  30 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  44 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  37 -  0      31  |

Turn 355 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  5         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LIL JOHNNY 8184            13   5  1  134 D.A. REJECTS (787)
STRIKING ATTACK  EGG NOGGIN 8154            12   6  1  107 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TOTAL PARRY      MEGABOLOX 4312             17   6  0  103 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-STRIKE     HANZO 8018                 13  10  1  100 CLAN KITFOX (781)
LUNGING ATTACK   DIAPER LEEK 7887           18  12  2   97 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
PARRY-LUNGE      MIGHTY MANFRED 7738        21  17  0   96 TEAM TOONS (764)
BASHING ATTACK   ALEC BALDWIN 8128          11  10  1   55 MSNBC (755)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIGHTY MANFRED 7738, 
BUGS 7737, CRYSTAL BALL 8257, GAUTREK 7666, JINX 7951, FRITO 8423, LIL JOHNNY 8184, 
HANZO 8018, ASP 7591, and DIAPER LEEK 7887.

The least popular fighter this week was MUNCHKIN 8432.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EPHYRA 8372, DRONE A4 8098, STEVE KORNACKI 8202, ALEC BALDWIN 8128, 
CRAPULODON 4305, OODLES OF POODLES 8406, NIGHTS CALL 7989, TEN TRICK'S EX 7878, CHRIS 
MATTHEWS 7631, and DAY 8442.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MIGHTY MANFRED (47-7738) TEAM TOONS (764)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ICE WIND (47-7758) BASH BROS PARK (766)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.