DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/25/2015 Duedate: 09/21/2015
FREEDOM FRIES LAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-358
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EGG NOGGIN
MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
(47-8154) [15-6-2,157]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EGG NOGGIN DRONE A1
MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
(47-8154) [15-6-2,157] (47-8097) [7-0-0,61]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS BUGS
TEAM TOONS (764) TEAM TOONS (764)
(47-7737) [12-29-0,95] (47-7737) [12-29-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 38
2. BIKER LIFE (796) 32 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WHITE SHADOW (779) 31 Unchartered Team
4. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 29
5. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 25 BAD BEATS (791)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD BEATS (791) 14 4 0 77.8 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 2 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 779 491 27 61.3 2/ 3 WHITE SHADOW (779) 8 7 0
3/ 0*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 3 2 1 60.0 3/ 7 MSNBC (755) 7 7 1
4/ 0 SECOND BANANAS (573) 294 199 30 59.6 4/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 7 0
5/ 3 D.A. REJECTS (787) 49 34 2 59.0 5/ 5 THE HEATHENS (793) 7 8 1
6/ 5 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 422 315 33 57.3 6/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 6 4 0
7- 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 885 694 45 56.0 7/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 9 1
8/ 6*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 18 15 1 54.5 8/12*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 6 9 1
9/ 4*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 13 11 1 54.2 9/10*BAD BEATS (791) 5 1 0
10/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396) 303 273 23 52.6 10/ 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 4 1 0
11/ 0 OTTODROME TW (728) 104 99 7 51.2 11/18 FAST FOOD (724) 4 2 0
12/ 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 38 37 1 50.7 12/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 4 4 1
13/10 FAST FOOD (724) 109 115 4 48.7 13/14 TEAM TOONS (764) 4 8 0
14/11 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 97 2 47.8 14/ 9 CLAN KITFOX (781) 4 11 0
15/12 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 78 86 2 47.6 15/ 0*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 3 2 1
16/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 41 46 3 47.1 16-13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 3 5 0
17/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 67 77 5 46.5 17/11 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 3 5 0
18/14 HORNY GOAT X (750) 51 61 5 45.5 18/ 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 BLACK STORM (171) 115 138 9 45.5 19/15 D.A. REJECTS (787) 2 1 0
20/ 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 28 38 1 42.4 20/ 0*BIKER LIFE (796) 2 3 0
21/16 MSNBC (755) 82 117 4 41.2 21/17*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 2 3 0
22/ 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 22 32 4 40.7 22/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 2 4 0
23/ 0*BIKER LIFE (796) 2 3 0 40.0 23/20 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 2 7 1
24/ 0*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 17 28 0 37.8 24/ 0 SECOND BANANAS (573) 1 2 0
25/17 TEAM TOONS (764) 68 116 2 37.0 25/ 0*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 1 4 0
26/18 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 80 137 6 36.9 26/ 0 BLACK STORM (171) 1 4 0
27/20 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 241 421 23 36.4 27/ 0 OTTODROME TW (728) 0 4 0
28/21 THE HEATHENS (793) 17 31 3 35.4 28/21 HORNY GOAT X (750) 0 2 0
29/22 WHITE SHADOW (779) 44 82 2 34.9 29/ 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 0 2 0
30/19 CLAN KITFOX (781) 38 71 4 34.9 30/22 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The ground tore itself asunder, throwing magma and flame into the sky. Dark
smoke billowed forth from the gap and a lone figure emerged.
"I really have to stop temporal stormriding." The figure cracked into thunderous
laughter.
Blackstorm walked into the sun and brushed the dust from his black robes. "It
seems..." he started to say, but was muffled by the sound of steel on steel and war
songs, as all of Blackstorm's legions descended on Alastari.... again.
"Ahem," Blackstorm began again. "Seems we found the duel grounds again. Time to
train before we return to face the great hordes of doom... again." And again, he went
into a fit of laughter. "Let's see if the folk of North Fork still remember us."
And down the hill they went... right to the closest pub.
And the rest will be history.
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings again! I'm glad to see I'm still DM. So glad I got my invite. Now
Spirit doesn't have to worry about me being gutted! I'm the most talented he's had.
Well, most bonused, at least.
For the curious few this is what I look like: 6(1)-9-7-21-9-12-21. Poor/little.
Luckily my fave weapon is a SC. I seemed to do well with it regardless of my low
strength. I'm also +4 attack and +4 defense. A bit knacky, too! Gonna be awhile but
I'll be busting out one of these days!
Not sure who I'll challenge this turn. Good luck to whoever!
Later!
-- Little Johnny
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for FREEDOM FRIES LAND. Uncool, MYSTIC ORC
FEAST. I mean 1-2-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for
training practice! FAST FOOD like really fought hard to move up to 11th from 18th.
Way to go! One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going
4-1-0. Keep it up, WHITE SHADOW! MVP award for REAPER? THE HEATHENS' proud of him
after beating OOKLA THE MOK and getting 19 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
OOKLA THE MOK got smashed by REAPER, and lost 12 points! Like DARK ARENA's FOIE GRAS
SWEETIE is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster LIL JOHNNY! The
crowds were amazed this turn, as FOIE GRAS SWEETIE killed the Duelmaster, LIL JOHNNY,
leaving D.A. REJECTS in mourning. EGG NOGGIN gets to be new Duelmaster. But doesn't
this mean people might try to kill him, too? Who was the wiseguy that said FREEDOM
FRIES LAND's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade? Don't look at
me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of WEIRD ALCHEMY must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are LAND OF OZ?
WEIRD ALCHEMY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can THE HEATHENS' BRAINOR be more popular than me? He was challenged
the most, but is that really the same? Ooh! Did DIAPER LEEK really know what she
was doing when she challenged WENDY? A 19-14-2 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that.
I don't know what it means.) DIAPER LEEK lost to WENDY, but she got 1 points. WENDY
won, and got 12 points. I don't get it. See if I ever talk to EGG NOGGIN again!
YRSA was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! EGG NOGGIN beat YRSA. No surprise
about that. Really I'm not surprised EGG NOGGIN would do such a scummy thing,
either. For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out ORESTES challenged ODIN
AVERSSON. After all, haven't WHITE SHADOW and JOMSVIKINGS had a long standing duel
in FREEDOM FRIES LAND? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but ODIN AVERSSON
wants me to write about it since he defeated ORESTES. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All FREEDOM FRIES LAND ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. I hear OTTODROME TW sent GOLD DUST to the Dark
Arena. What, is that like not well-lit, or what? That was so totally rude when ALEC
BALDWIN wasted PINHEAD. I think all you warriors in FREEDOM FRIES LAND should gang
up on MSNBC! Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (ALEC BALDWIN vs. PINHEAD, that
is.) CONSTANCE really fought hard against AZUMANIAC. That'll teach WEIRD ALCHEMY not
to go and kill any of GARDEN STEWARDESS' guys again, huh! What if they had a fight
and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EGG NOGGIN 8154 15 6 2 157 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 11 5 1 169 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WENDY 7552 18 11 1 140 FAST FOOD (724)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ASP 7591 17 10 0 114 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-FOUL BILL 8061 11 4 0 112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 10 3 0 100 FAST FOOD (724)
-THE DOCTOR 8142 10 5 0 98 D.A. REJECTS (787)
LION 8020 16 8 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 10 7 1 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
MEGABOLOX 4312 18 8 0 95 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BUGS 7737 12 29 0 95 TEAM TOONS (764)
DIAPER LEEK 7887 19 14 2 93 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
YRSA 7671 19 28 1 92 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 17 18 2 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-STEPHEN KING 8308 10 3 0 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-NUT BROWN 8178 8 3 1 91 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRESDEN 7237 8 4 0 88 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
EVICSERATOR 5358 15 16 1 86 BLACK STORM (171)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 17 13 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 8 7 0 82 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 12 29 0 81 MSNBC (755)
CRAPULODON 4305 15 15 0 78 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 14 10 2 74 MSNBC (755)
SKYWARP 8063 9 8 1 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BLACK THUNDER 3885 15 18 0 71 BLACK STORM (171)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIGHTS CALL 7989 12 14 0 67 WHITE SHADOW (779)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEL ICIOUS 8221 8 3 0 65 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
CYCLONUS 8365 6 1 0 65 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145 8 5 1 64 D.A. REJECTS (787)
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 11 13 2 62 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DRONE A1 8097 7 0 0 61 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
JINX 7951 11 14 1 59 TEAM TOONS (764)
FIDDLE 7898 9 10 0 59 OTTODROME TW (728)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 8 7 0 58 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-FOX 8148 10 7 0 57 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 6 10 0 56 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 10 21 0 55 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370 4 2 0 54 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-ROOK 8204 13 4 0 53 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 12 9 0 53 MSNBC (755)
ONE TIME! 8396 7 2 0 52 BAD BEATS (791)
-JACK B. QUICK 8246 5 13 0 52 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 8 10 1 50 MSNBC (755)
DON QUIXOTE 8393 7 2 0 48 BAD BEATS (791)
LUCCIO 7303 5 8 1 44 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
SWAMP STORM 5893 10 4 0 43 BLACK STORM (171)
MORGAN 7235 6 7 0 42 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
BROKEN POND 8105 4 7 0 41 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
VOLLER 6309 7 2 0 37 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
BRAINOR 8448 4 1 1 37 THE HEATHENS (793)
GOLDEN CAP 8378 5 3 0 36 LAND OF OZ (217)
KOWALSKI 7304 6 8 0 34 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORTICIOUS 8451 4 3 1 33 THE HEATHENS (793)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 5 5 2 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 5 5 1 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CRONUS 8390 5 5 0 32 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-ACE C. DEECEY 8369 3 5 1 31 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MUNCHKIN 8432 4 1 0 30 LAND OF OZ (217)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 5 6 1 28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
DRONE A4 8098 4 3 0 28 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
QUICK SAND 8419 3 2 0 27 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 3 2 0 26 OTTODROME TW (728)
EPHYRA 8372 5 6 0 25 WHITE SHADOW (779)
CONSTANCE 8416 3 3 1 25 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 6 4 1 23 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BLINDING MAN 8417 3 2 0 23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 3 5 0 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ORESTES 8391 5 5 1 22 WHITE SHADOW (779)
SOULSLAYER 6327 2 1 0 21 BLACK STORM (171)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 2 3 0 20 SECOND BANANAS (573)
REAPER 8495 1 0 0 19 THE HEATHENS (793)
QUAGMIRE 8272 3 4 1 18 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GRANULO 8496 1 0 0 16 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SUNSTORM 8377 3 3 0 15 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BAD INK 8501 1 0 0 15 BIKER LIFE (796)
JEDBULL 6308 2 7 0 13 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
FLAMBO 6311 2 7 0 13 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
RON WE SLAY 8494 1 0 1 13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OODLES OF POODLES 8406 1 2 0 13 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
DUMBLEGORE 8492 1 0 0 13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
OBLIVIATOR 6067 2 5 0 11 BLACK STORM (171)
DREAD SKEWER 8450 2 5 0 11 THE HEATHENS (793)
UHUHU 8445 2 2 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LOM LACKLUSTER 8503 1 0 1 11 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PHAROS 8478 1 1 0 11 WHITE SHADOW (779)
MICHAEL STEELE 8475 1 0 0 11 MSNBC (755)
SCUZZY BEARD 8498 1 0 0 10 BIKER LIFE (796)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 1 0 0 10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
DRONE A7 8261 2 2 0 8 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
ROSEBUD 8413 1 5 0 8 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
-RATTLER 8430 1 3 0 7 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
AXEFACE 8449 1 4 0 7 THE HEATHENS (793)
AZUMANIAC 8466 1 2 1 6 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THE TRICKSTER 8502 1 0 0 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-LITTLE RED 8404 0 6 0 6 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 1 2 0 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CRAZY FOO 8461 1 2 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
DULCINEA 8480 1 1 0 4 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SLUDGE 8470 0 2 0 2 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SEVERUS NAPE 8490 0 1 0 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 0 1 0 1 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
DRONE A8 8504 0 1 0 1 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
LEATHER VEST 8499 0 1 0 1 BIKER LIFE (796)
-GRU 8463 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-FIERCE GREEN 8458 0 1 0 1 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEPTH CHARGE 8407 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 STICKY TRIPOU 358 NONE
CHAIN WALLET 8500 0 1 0 BIKER LIFE 796 LOM LACKLUSTER 8503 358
NO JOB 8497 0 1 0 BIKER LIFE 796 STICKY TRIPOU 358 NONE
CLOUDKICKER 8444 0 4 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 LIVING GERARD 358 NONE
HANZO 8018 13 11 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 EGG NOGGIN 8154 356
MUSASHI 8479 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 BRAINOR 8448 358
PINHEAD 8353 3 5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 ALEC BALDWIN 8128 358
LIL JOHNNY 8184 15 6 1 D.A. REJECTS 787 FOIE GRAS SWEETI 358 NONE
BILLY BRUISER 8425 0 1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 LIVING GERARD 358 NONE
NO 8506 0 1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 CREAMY OYSTER 358 NONE
GOLDIE LUCK 8433 1 1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 AZUMANIAC 8466 356 JUST REVENGED
MUD 1 8487 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 LIVING GERARD 358 NONE
MUD 2 8488 0 1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750 LIVING GERARD 358 NONE
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 8 11 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 355
BANNER 6400 2 2 0 MALICE KEEPERS 666 FOIE GRAS SWEETI 358 NONE
CLARYON 6307 2 7 0 MALICE KEEPERS 666 VERT CAMEMBERT 358 NONE
ANDREA MITCHELL 8428 1 1 0 MSNBC 755 PINHEAD 8353 354 JUST REVENGED
BOY HOWDY 8310 2 3 1 OTTODROME TW 728 LIVING GERARD 358 NONE
GOLD DUST 7983 6 8 1 OTTODROME TW 728 CREAMY OYSTER 358 NONE
ROTTEN BANANA 8398 1 1 1 SECOND BANANAS 573 ROQUEFORT KISS 358 NONE
YOSEMITE SAM 8467 1 2 0 TEAM TOONS 764 RON WE SLAY 8494 358
HADAI 8505 0 1 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 358 NONE
PYLENE 8409 2 3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 CONSTANCE 8416 356 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
L'il Johnny, hello. Congrats. Congrats again. Kudos. Good-bye. -- Oz The All Praising
Ephyria, tsk, tsk. The wicked witch must have sent you. She's not so smart. She's
dead. The house was too heavy for her. Like I was too much for you. -- Munchkin
(singing "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead .....)
Cronus, now you know why I wear a GOLDEN cap. Perhaps I am the golden warrior? --
Golden Cap
All, I'm coming. I will be there soon. Gotta watch out for the big cats ... -- Field
Mouse
Chris Matthews, you lost. I won. You are left. I am right. I am really, really right.
-- Crystal Ball
Bugs, BBQ'd wabbit, my fave. -- Lion
The Turf Wars are coming; the Turf Wars are coming ... -- Oz The All Proclaiming
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Let me be the first to announce a team for the TWX - with more details to follow
later:
Team Name TBA; Captain TBA;
manager participants: Crip, Mannequin,Oz, Slugbait;
participating teams: Royal Flush, Second Bananas, Land Of Oz, Mystic Orc Feast.
-- Oz The All-Excited
All -- The Black Storm just rolled in, great to see the old players and the new. This
current team is still hurting from the last TW it was in ...a long time ago. Now
let's see if they can get it on!! See you soon. -- Blackstorm
Oz -- Can't drop in a few PAs without saying hi, old friend. -- Blackstorm
Master Darque -- BOOO!!! lol Nice to see you. -- Blackstorm
Crip -- Greetings to you, as well. -- Blackstorm
All -- Hello to anyone I might have missed. I don't recognize the other team names
but some may be friends too!! -- Blackstorm
Hi to all -- I'm putting my availability for the upcoming TW known now... if you are
smart or old or both, do not let this opourtunity pass..... -- Blackstorm
Oz the Great -- Thanks! It was tough but I made it! Now I'm off to the Isle! -- Little
Johnny
Oz the All Cursing -- Thanks for the good skill/bad skill explanation. It's just
ironic that you specifically mention "when a slasher learns defense" as bad and my
freakin slasher learned a defense. Curses! -- Master Fox
Brainor -- Way to down challenge. It is on! -- Master Fox
All -- The team 'Biker Life' will be participating in the Turf War. They will be
riding under the AA banner and its Capt. Den.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LIL JOHNNY was dealt death by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOLD DUST was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROTTEN BANANA was put to death by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BOY HOWDY was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CLARYON was dealt death by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BANNER was slain by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CLOUDKICKER was barely slain by LIVING GERARD in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEPTH CHARGE was executed by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NO JOB was easily killed by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BILLY BRUISER was viciously butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
NO was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HADAI was slaughtered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
MUD 2 was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MUD 1 was easily killed by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
ALEC BALDWIN murdered PINHEAD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud match.
DIAPER LEEK was devastated by WENDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
EGG NOGGIN handily defeated YRSA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title conflict.
LION outwaited BUGS in a action packed 10 minute gruesome master's Challenge bout.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was savagely defeated by NIGHTS CALL in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
THOMAS ROBERTS was narrowly defeated by ZOMBIE ZULU in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
DON QUIXOTE savagely defeated GOLDEN CAP in a 5 minute gory Challenge match.
STEVE KORNACKI was viciously subdued by SKYWARP in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
QUICK SAND was overpowered by ONE TIME! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MUNCHKIN luckily beat BLINDING MAN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fray.
ORESTES was devastated by ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MUSASHI was slaughtered by BRAINOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AZUMANIAC was vanquished by CONSTANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UHUHU was demolished by CRONUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SUPERSIZE ME vanquished BLACK THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASP handily defeated CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRYSTAL BALL vanquished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVICSERATOR was savagely defeated by MEGABOLOX in a popular 5 minute expert's duel.
CRAPULODON luckily beat FIDDLE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
DRONE A1 beat BROKEN POND in a 1 minute bout.
JINX overcame SWAMP STORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
MORTICIOUS was luckily beaten by MORGAN in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
LUCCIO was devastated by CYCLONUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ADOBE GILLIS was defeated by VOLLER in a 2 minute match.
NIMBLE FOX savagely defeated FLAMBO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
SLUMBERING TRUNK beat OBLIVIATOR in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
KOWALSKI beat BARNEY STINSON in a exciting 4 minute bloody competition.
SUNSTORM lost to EPHYRA in a popular 3 minute match.
OODLES OF POODLES was demolished by SOULSLAYER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROSEBUD was devastated by DRONE A4 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUAGMIRE viciously subdued DREAD SKEWER in a popular 1 minute bloody conflict.
LAUGHING LUNATIC overpowered SLUDGE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JEDBULL was handily defeated by RUNS WITH SPEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
AXEFACE was demolished by DUMBLEGORE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YOSEMITE SAM was executed by RON WE SLAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OOKLA THE MOK was overpowered by REAPER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CRAZY FOO was subdued by PHAROS in a exciting 6 minute amateur's match.
DRONE A7 was demolished by GRANULO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DULCINEA was beaten by BAD INK in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
HARRY SLAUGHTER handily defeated LEATHER VEST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AMIINANY DANGER was demolished by MICHAEL STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SCUZZY BEARD overpowered DRONE A8 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHAIN WALLET was murdered by LOM LACKLUSTER in a 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
THE TRICKSTER defeated SEVERUS NAPE in a popular 1 minute amateur's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 AIMED BLOW 49 - 38 - 3 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 39 - 6 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 18 - 1 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 44 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 25 - 2 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 68 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 45 - 6 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 26 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 36 - 0 22 |
Turn 358 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 7 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 5 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 17 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EGG NOGGIN 8154 15 6 2 157 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
LUNGING ATTACK WENDY 7552 18 11 1 140 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW ASP 7591 17 10 0 114 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TOTAL PARRY LION 8020 16 8 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK ALEC BALDWIN 8128 14 10 2 74 MSNBC (755)
SLASHING ATTACK SKYWARP 8063 9 8 1 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 8396 7 2 0 52 BAD BEATS (791)
WALL OF STEEL DON QUIXOTE 8393 7 2 0 48 BAD BEATS (791)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
BUGS 7737. The ten other most popular fighters were PHAROS 8478, SKYWARP 8063,
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265, BARNEY STINSON 8307, BLINDING MAN 8417, ZOMBIE ZULU 7980,
MORTICIOUS 8451, EVICSERATOR 5358, SUNSTORM 8377, and PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277.
The least popular fighter this week was LION 8020. The other ten least popular
fighters were CHAIN WALLET 8500, DRONE A8 8504, AMIINANY DANGER 8491, LEATHER VEST
8499, DULCINEA 8480, DRONE A7 8261, CRAZY FOO 8461, OOKLA THE MOK 8468, YOSEMITE SAM
8467, and AXEFACE 8449.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WENDY (47-7552) FAST FOOD (724)
DIAPER LEEK (47-7887) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LIL JOHNNY (47-8184) D.A. REJECTS (787)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (141-109-1) 8 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FGC 6648 (74-49-0) 3 3 0 KAOS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LATKA 6940 (44-38-2) 4 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
ACE FREHLEY 3669 (27-20-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILHELM SCREAM 7162 (51-27-1) 14 2 0 OTTODROME TW
THE LION KING 6360 (39-16-0) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
FROSTY 7332 (29-18-0) 0 3 0 FAST FOOD
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DON KING 5374 (57-48-3) 7 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
JUNEAU DAWNING 7045 (25-17-1) 4 3 1 ALASKAN PIPELINE
BIG MAC 7120 (18-7-1) 1 3 0 FAST FOOD
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 (7-6-1) 3 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
BUGS 7737 (12-27-0) 1 3 0 TEAM TOONS
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (8-7-0) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (14-9-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (8-5-1) 0 4 0 D.A. REJECTS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE DOCTOR 8142 (10-5-0) 5 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
STAN CAN 8058 (8-5-0) 0 1 0 DEAD GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 (9-3-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ODOBAN 7715 (8-7-0) 10 3 0 ERRATA!
DEL ICIOUS 8221 (8-3-0) 4 3 0 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
EAT IT RAW 7996 (9-6-0) 3 3 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 (7-3-0) 3 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
JACK B. QUICK 8246 (4-13-0) 0 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
STEPHEN KING 8308 (10-2-0) 0 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 (2-5-1) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
LIL PRINCESS 8370 (4-2-0) 6 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
CRYING KID 8392 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
QUICK SAND 8419 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
BLINDING MAN 8417 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
RYE ALA MODE 8345 (3-4-1) 0 1 0 DEAD MYSTIC ORC FEAST
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BULLY 8410 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
OODLES OF POODLES 8406 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHEENA 8474 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
FIELD MOUSE 8464 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 LAND OF OZ
BLACK ICE 8459 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
The Turf Wars are coming. The Turf Wars are coming. Come one; come all. Gather
your alliance or collection of 2-4 teams and join in the competition. Hurry up! While
Feb 2016 seems so far away, it is only six or so turns away, and it does take a while
to make sure you have a team in DM47, communicate to find a group, send in certs,
announce in writing in DM47, etc. etc. Teams of all levels and managers of all types,
including newbies, find themselves competing quite well in this type of competition.
Let's make the tenth anniversary (TWX) the biggest and best ever.
This 10th competition will be hosted and moderated by the triumvirate of Assur,
Master Darque and Oz The All-Wonderful.
Anyone may participate: known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!
To participate, each alliance must:
a. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
b. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
c. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
a. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification
must occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's
declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack
of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
b. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
c. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may,
if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
a. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
b. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance
they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on
the D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.
1. No scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are received,
and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the
North Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
2. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North
Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
3. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so
be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain
not to run any other team warriors).
4. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly
declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until
Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring
will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received.
5. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf
War.
For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all
disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a
very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the
moderators.)
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Team Points:
a. Fights made: (includes DA fights)
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
b. Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
c. Champion win = 3 additional points
d. Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
e. Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(If ties, no points awarded)
Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5):
a. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
b. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
(If tied, no points awarded.)
Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles):
c. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
d. Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
e. (If tied, no points awarded.)
Champions:
a. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. It is to the
team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
b. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
c. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena,
may be replaced.
d. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47
arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
e. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same
turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)
f. Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be
scored as a loss for each warrior.
No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or
death in a tournament or graduation. A maximum of five warriors may be on a team at
any time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
It is not in the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same
alliance. Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors.
Downchallenges:
a. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser
recognition points.
b. No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
c. No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
d. Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed downchallenges.
Tournament Considerations:
a. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
b. It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the Turf
War.
Special Considerations:
a. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
b. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you
begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
c. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for
the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
d. The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
e. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is
aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the
gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be
asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. All prizes, except the
Endu Award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.
Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at
the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
a. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
b. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters
c. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at
least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
d. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two
skills per warrior.
e. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 10 rounds AND at least 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu Award).
f. Two additional random rollup sheets or rollup certs for each manager of
the winning alliance from RSI.
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz, Master Darque, and Assur (the TWX
Triumvirate), They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest.
Their decisions will be final. Direct questions, comments, and scoring disputes via
Diplo in DM 47, on the Duel2 site in the Forums/via private message, or via email to:
DM 47 (Diplo) Duel2 (PM/Forums) Email
Oz: Land of Oz "The Consortium" wfms101@aol.com
Master Darque: Darque Forces "Darque" rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com
Assur: Bash Bros Park "Assur" assurnasir@yahoo.com