DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/22/2015    Duedate: 10/19/2015

FREEDOM FRIES LAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-359

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YRSA
JOMSVIKINGS (756)
(47-7671) [20-28-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ASP                            BLINDING MAN
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)        BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-7591) [18-10-0,126]        (47-8417) [4-2-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           BUGS
TEAM TOONS (764)               TEAM TOONS (764)
(47-7737) [13-29-0,105]        (47-7737) [13-29-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396)         51
2. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)       43      BAD BEATS (791)
3. BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)      40      Unchartered Team
4. BAD BEATS (791)             39
5. CLAN KITFOX (781)           33      DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)      7   3  1 70.0   1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  3 0
 2/ 1 BAD BEATS (791)           16   7  0 69.6   2/ 2 WHITE SHADOW (779)        8  6 0
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         780 493 27 61.3   3/ 8*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 1
 4/ 0*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)     3   2  1 60.0   4/15*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     7  3 1
 5/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)     295 201 30 59.5   5/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  5 1
 6/ 5 D.A. REJECTS (787)        49  35  2 58.3   6/10 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     6  4 0
 7/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   423 317 33 57.2   7/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   5  1 0
 8/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         888 696 46 56.1   8/ 9 BAD BEATS (791)           5  4 0
 9/ 9*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     16  13  1 55.2   9/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  5 1
10/10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      306 273 24 52.8  10/20*BIKER LIFE (796)          5  5 0
11/ 8*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      18  17  1 51.4  11/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       5  9 1
12/11 OTTODROME TW (728)       104 101  7 50.7  12/ 3 MSNBC (755)               5  9 1
13/ 0 CHEERS (659)             121 119 10 50.4  13/ 5 THE HEATHENS (793)        5 10 1
14/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   196 195 12 50.1  14/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    4  1 0
15/12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   38  38  1 50.0  15-11 FAST FOOD (724)           4  2 0
16/23*BIKER LIFE (796)           5   5  0 50.0  16/18 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     4  3 0
17-13 FAST FOOD (724)          109 115  4 48.7  17/17 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         4  3 0
18/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             37  40  0 48.1  18/25 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      4  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   79  86  2 47.9  19/ 0 CHEERS (659)              3  2 1
20/14 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  98  2 47.6  20/ 0*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    3  2 1
21/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      41  47  3 46.6  21/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    3  5 0
22/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       68  80  6 45.9  22/14 CLAN KITFOX (781)         3 12 0
23-18 HORNY GOAT X (750)        51  61  5 45.5  23/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      2  3 0
24/19 BLACK STORM (171)        116 142  9 45.0  24/ 0*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)     2  3 0
25/20 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     30  40  1 42.9  25/24 SECOND BANANAS (573)      2  4 0
26/ 0 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         33  48  5 40.7  26/21*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      2  5 0
27/21 MSNBC (755)               83 121  4 40.7  27/26 BLACK STORM (171)         2  8 0
28/22 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     24  35  4 40.7  28/13 TEAM TOONS (764)          2  8 0
29/24 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      20  30  1 40.0  29/ 0 ERRATA! (760)             1  0 0
30/ 0*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)      2   3  0 40.0  30/19 D.A. REJECTS (787)        1  2 0
31/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         82 137  6 37.4  31/ 0 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         1  3 0
32/25 TEAM TOONS (764)          69 117  2 37.1  32/ 0 GAS MONKEY (783)          1  4 0
33/27 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)   241 423 23 36.3  33/ 0*FRAYED SANITY (799)       1  4 0
34/29 WHITE SHADOW (779)        46  84  2 35.4  34/23 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)    1  5 0
35/ 0 GAS MONKEY (783)          23  42  1 35.4  35/27 OTTODROME TW (728)        0  6 0
36/30 CLAN KITFOX (781)         39  75  4 34.2  36/29 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   0  3 0
37/28 THE HEATHENS (793)        17  36  3 32.1  37-28 HORNY GOAT X (750)        0  2 0
38/ 0*FRAYED SANITY (799)        1   4  0 20.0  38/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      0  2 0
39/ 0*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)       0   1  0  0.0  39/ 0*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    0  1 0
40/ 0*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)     0   1  0  0.0  40/ 0*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I'm as bad as Little Johnny is good.  Not much else to say.  When I was made during 
the last TW, all of my teammates told Slugbait to DA me.  Look how far I have come.  
So far indeed.  I don't expect to be here much longer but I'll take my moment of 
glory.  Now off for some early holiday cheer!  Bottoms up!

                                          -- Egg Noggin

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon FREEDOM FRIES 
LAND, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Perhaps it is DEATHLY HALLOWS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 15th to 4th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of TEAM TOONS.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 13th to 28th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is D.A. REJECTS, after suffering a 11 
drop in ranking.  DARQUE FORCES posted a nice gain, to come in 5th.  Everybody loves 
a winner...  WEIRD ALCHEMY had cause to celebrate, after MEGABOLOX got 22 points by 
beating STEPHEN KING.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, VICKY MENDOZA was 
winsome, after beating MR. WOLF and seeing him lose 15 points.  Well, Duelmaster EGG 
NOGGIN challenged JOMSVIKINGS' YRSA.  Is a 15-6-2 good enough?  Now I can't insult 
YRSA, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me 
if I lay it on too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last 
week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BLACK STORM, alone and unchallenged.  Like 
a pup with its tail between its legs, ROYAL FLUSH scurried away from BLACK STORM.  
Oh, the shame!  If challenges were horses, CRONUS could open up a fast food joint!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Q:  What's a 
record like 15-18-0 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This week's winner: 
BLACK THUNDER of BLACK STORM!  ACE C. DEECEY of ROYAL FLUSH sends CRONUS of WHITE 
SHADOW goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home.  FREEDOM FRIES LAND has no place 
for weaklings!  Perhaps WEIRD ALCHEMY were the only ones left untouched by STEPHEN 
KING demise.  Can anyone ever take his place?  Or do I exaggerate?  CYCLONUS of 
DARQUE FORCES spared ZOMBIE ZULU (11-14-2) from having to lose any more fights.  
What's your next plan, SPECTRAL STEEL?  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in FREEDOM FRIES LAND is the highlight of my life.  As 
the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a 
yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now 
bid FREEDOM FRIES LAND farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YRSA 7671                    20  28  1   111       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153       11   5  1   169       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            10   2  0   130       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ASP 7591                     18  10  0   126       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 MEGABOLOX 4312               19   8  1   117       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-FOUL BILL 8061               11   4  0   112       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 ZITH 7361                    13  12  1   111       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BUGS 7737                    13  29  0   105       TEAM TOONS (764)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768             15   6  1   102       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110            10   3  0   100       FAST FOOD (724)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      18  18  2    99       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE DOCTOR 8142              10   5  0    98       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-LION 8020                    16   8  0    96       LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRYSTAL BALL 8257            10   7  1    96       LAND OF OZ (217)
-NUT BROWN 8178                8   3  1    91       HORNY GOAT X (750)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          18  13  0    90       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 INANNA 7132                   9   7  2    88       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-DRESDEN 7237                  8   4  0    88       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 CYCLONUS 8365                 7   1  1    87       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154              15   7  2    86       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 EVICSERATOR 5358             15  17  1    83       BLACK STORM (171)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          12  30  0    82       MSNBC (755)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            8   7  0    82       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   7  0    81       ERRATA! (760)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128            15  10  2    78       MSNBC (755)
 ODOBAN 7715                   9   7  0    77       ERRATA! (760)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 7   5  1    73       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-SKYWARP 8063                  9   8  1    72       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CRAPULODON 4305              15  16  0    67       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            8   5  0    66       GAS MONKEY (783)
 ONE TIME! 8396                8   2  0    66       BAD BEATS (791)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   8  0    66       ERRATA! (760)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             12  15  0    65       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-DEL ICIOUS 8221               8   3  0    65       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145             8   5  1    64       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-DRONE A1 8097                 7   0  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 FIDDLE 7898                   9  11  0    59       OTTODROME TW (728)
 LUCCIO 7303                   6   8  1    59       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          8   7  0    58       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  21  0    57       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-FOX 8148                     10   7  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           6  10  0    56       HORNY GOAT X (750)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILITH 8219                   7   3  1    55       CHEERS (659)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            7   4  0    55       CHEERS (659)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393              8   2  0    54       BAD BEATS (791)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370             4   2  0    54       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-ROOK 8204                    13   4  0    53       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 BROKEN POND 8105              5   7  0    53       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202          12  10  0    50       MSNBC (755)
 JINX 7951                    11  15  1    49       TEAM TOONS (764)
 MR. WOLF 7401                11  11  0    48       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 SWAMP STORM 5893             11   4  0    46       BLACK STORM (171)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           8  11  1    46       MSNBC (755)
 MORGAN 7235                   7   7  0    45       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 VOLLER 6309                   8   2  0    44       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 ACE C. DEECEY 8369            4   5  2    43       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            5  14  0    41       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PARA 7767                     7   8  0    39       ERRATA! (760)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 EPHYRA 8372                   6   6  0    36       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SILK 8229                     5   3  0    36       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 5   1  0    36       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               6   5  2    35       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-LAKEFRONT 7714                6   9  0    35       ERRATA! (760)
 KOWALSKI 7304                 6   9  0    35       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN CAP 8378               5   4  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BRAINOR 8448                  4   2  1    33       THE HEATHENS (793)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          5   6  1    32       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BLINDING MAN 8417             4   2  0    32       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           3   3  0    32       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253               6   2  0    31       CHEERS (659)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         5   7  1    29       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 QUICK SAND 8419               3   3  0    29       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SUNSTORM 8377                 4   3  0    28       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A4 8098                 4   3  0    28       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MORTICIOUS 8451               4   4  1    24       THE HEATHENS (793)
 TORAK 8341                    1   2  0    24       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           6   4  1    23       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CONSTANCE 8416                3   4  1    23       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 OODLES OF POODLES 8406        2   2  0    23       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-ORESTES 8391                  5   5  1    22       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 PHAROS 8478                   2   1  0    22       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          2   0  0    22       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              2   0  1    21       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ADOBE GILLIS 8309             3   3  0    20       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               2   0  0    20       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TRADER JOE 8522               1   0  0    20       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 THUNDER HEAD 8481             1   0  0    19       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 SLUDGE 8470                   1   2  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BAD INK 8501                  2   0  0    17       BIKER LIFE (796)
 SEVERUS NAPE 8490             1   1  0    16       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 3   5  1    15       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         3   6  0    15       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 TOTH 8325                     2   2  0    15       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 EDDIE LEBEC 8300              3   3  0    14       CHEERS (659)
 LOM LACKLUSTER 8503           2   0  1    14       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JEDBULL 6308                  2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 FLAMBO 6311                   2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 GALAXIE 8339                  3   1  0    12       GAS MONKEY (783)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            2   2  0    12       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UHUHU 8445                    2   2  0    11       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CLAW 8536                     1   0  1    11       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 THAYER THE SLAYER 8520        1   0  0    11       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 STALEMATE 8535                1   0  0    10       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            1   0  0    10       BIKER LIFE (796)
 ROSEBUD 8413                  1   6  0     9       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 DULCINEA 8480                 2   1  0     8       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          1   0  0     8       BIKER LIFE (796)
 AZUMANIAC 8466                1   3  1     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              1   0  1     7       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-RATTLER 8430                  1   3  0     7       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 FIELD MOUSE 8464              0   1  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
-LITTLE RED 8404               0   6  0     6       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              1   0  0     5       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 O'JAY 8291                    0   1  0     5       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 THE TRICKSTER 8502            1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 REAPER 8495                   1   1  0     4       THE HEATHENS (793)
 MICHAEL STEELE 8475           1   1  0     4       MSNBC (755)
 SCUZZY BEARD 8498             1   1  0     4       BIKER LIFE (796)
 GRANULO 8496                  1   1  0     4       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 METEOR SHOWER 8482            1   0  0     4       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             0   2  0     2       BIKER LIFE (796)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          0   2  0     2       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BRICKLIN 8399                 0   1  0     1       GAS MONKEY (783)
 TURNING LEAF 8485             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 FAIRLANE 8400                 0   1  0     1       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BOBBY P 8526                  0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-GRU 8463                      0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 GRANITE FACE 8484             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
-FIERCE GREEN 8458             0   1  0     1       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      LILITH 8219           359  NONE
NOPE 8514               0  1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   FOIE GRAS SWEETI      359  NONE
2-7 OFF 8397            0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        VERT CAMEMBERT        359  NONE
GUTSHOT DRAW 8394       0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        LEGLESS FROG          359  NONE
JOHN KING 8395          0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        FOIE GRAS SWEETI      359  NONE
MUTT LANGLEY 8523       0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CLAW 8536             359   
CHAIN WALLET 8500       0  1 0 BIKER LIFE 796       LOM LACKLUSTER 8503   358   
BLACK THUNDER 3885     15 19 0 BLACK STORM 171      HAIRY ANDOUILLET      359  NONE
OBLIVIATOR 6067         2  6 0 BLACK STORM 171      ROQUEFORT KISS        359  NONE
SOULSLAYER 6327         2  2 0 BLACK STORM 171      STICKY TRIPOU         359  NONE
ROBIN COLCORD 8301      2  4 0 CHEERS 659           BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      359  NONE
CRAZY FOO 8461          1  3 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      CREAMY OYSTER         359  NONE
DEAD GUY 8543           0  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      HAIRY ANDOUILLET      359  NONE
FERSUREGONE 8544        0  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      359  NONE
HANZO 8018             13 11 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      EGG NOGGIN 8154       356   
MUSASHI 8479            1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BRAINOR 8448          358   
OUTTAHERE 8542          0  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      359  NONE
PINHEAD 8353            3  5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      ALEC BALDWIN 8128     358   
UNACCEPTABLE! 8513      0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     CHEEKY SNAIL          359  NONE
RAD INZEL 8529          0  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    THUGGER JAX 8524      359   
JOLLY ROGER 8541        0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 CREAMY OYSTER         359  NONE
GOLDIE LUCK 8433        1  1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 AZUMANIAC 8466        356  REVENGED
GREMLIN 8355            1  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       CHEEKY SNAIL          359  NONE
REDREW 8531             0  1 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 800   LIVING GERARD         359  NONE
ULF LONG-LEG 8162       8 11 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756      ZOMBIE ZULU 7980      355  NOT REVENGED
CRASHING WAVE 8483      0  1 0 NATURE'S BEAUTY 794  BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      359  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STEPHEN KING 8308      10  4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MEGABOLOX 4312        359   
BANANA PEEL 8512        0  1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   LEGLESS FROG          359  NONE
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980       11 14 2 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   CYCLONUS 8365         359   
ANTONIO 8515            0  1 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  CHEEKY SNAIL          359  NONE
YOSEMITE SAM 8467       1  2 0 TEAM TOONS 764       RON WE SLAY 8494      358   
AXEFACE 8449            1  5 0 THE HEATHENS 793     STICKY TRIPOU         359  NONE
DREAD SKEWER 8450       2  6 0 THE HEATHENS 793     LIVING GERARD         359  NONE
ANIL 7402               2  4 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      VERT CAMEMBERT        359  NONE
SHINOLA 7475            1  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      STICKY TRIPOU         359  NONE
DRONE A7 8261           2  3 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      359  NONE
DRONE A8 8504           0  2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785   ROQUEFORT KISS        359  NONE
CRONUS 8390             5  6 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     ACE C. DEECEY 8369    359   
PYLENE 8409             2  3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     CONSTANCE 8416        356  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Egg Noggin. Lookin' forward to the DM column. -- Oz The All Praising

One TWX is announced.  Will there be more? -- Oz The All Anticipatory

Blackstorm, back at you,  Bud. Glad to see you return. -- Oz The All Welcoming

Blinding Man, the yellow brick road dazzled you? -- Munchkin

Bugs, wabbits are such tasty little things....... -- Lion

Don Quixote, I salute you on a fine and victorious fight. -- Golden Cap (really 
thinking to himself "the bum!")

Venomous Concubine, you were but a warm-up for me. -- Crystal Ball

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Consortium-like

To Whom this may concern -- My name is Scorpio. I'm interested in participating in the 
Turf Wars.  If you feel like winning this event, diplo me at DM-11 Scorpions (666).  
Take care, North Fork. -- Scorpio, mgr Scorpions DM-11
P.S. Shout out to the Indy gamers (if there's even any that exist). *smile*

Attention TWX moderators and competitors!  The Inner Circle is returning to improve 
upon our rookie success(?) in TWIX.  Watch out for the following!
     Dameon Darkheart (IC team captain) managing Spectral Steel.
     Spirit managing D.A. Rejects.
     The Chosen One managing A'merkin Injuns. 
     Var managing Baal's Minions. 
Good luck! -- Dameon Darkheart

Golden Cap -- I really thought you had me.  Most other warriors might have given up, 
but I'm just not that smart.  I stick around until the bitter end. -- Don Quixote

Quick Sand -- Yes, I am pretty lucky. -- One Time!

Turf Wars, huh?  TEABAG is in .... Full announcement coming soon.

Deathly Hallows, Biker Life, and Malice Keepers -- Welcome!  Hope you plan to stay 
awhile. -- DQ, Bad Beats

Second Bananas, Ottodrome, Garbage Pail Kids, Black Storm, Team Blackstaff, A'Merkun 
Injuns -- There goes the neighborhood... -- OT!

ALL -- I am here to announce the entrance of the alliance ATX for TWX.  ATX alliance 
is comprised of the following:
     PAWN OF PROPHECY managed by Gentleben (Alliance Captain)

     TEAM BLACKSTAFF managed by Bill The Bard
     DEATHLY HALLOWS managed by Blackhart
     TOLBINS HIVE A managed by Tolbin

ALL -- I am declaring myself to be the captain of the ATX alliance for TWX. -- 
Gentleben

ALL -- I am declaring my team PAWN OF PROPHECY will participate in the TWX on the ATX 
alliance. -- Gentleben, manager of PAWN OF PROPHECY

All -- Here we go again. -- Gentleben

ALL -- I am declaring my team DEATHLY HALLOWS will participate in the TWX on the ATX 
alliance. -- BlackHart, manager of DEATHLY HALLOWS.

ALL -- I am declaring my team Tolbin's Hive A will participate in the TWX on the ATX 
alliance -- Tolbin, manager of Tolbin's Hive A.

All -- I am declaring for the Turf War.  My name is Philthy Phil, my team is "Frayed 
Sanity."  We will be fighting under the Allied Axis banner, and its captain Den. -- 
Phil

Garbage Pail Kids, managed by Kharadmon, are announcing their intent to compete in the 
upcoming Turf War on the team of LBA+. -- Kharadmon

May it be known to one and all -- I am declaring my team TEAM BLACKSTAFF will 
participate in TWX in the ATX alliance. -- Bill the Bard, mgr Team Blackstaff

All -- The mighty Allied Axis will be competing in the pending Turf Wars.  The 
following teams will represent the alliance.  As a nod to what everyone hates about 
losers who drive scooters and try to look tough, Bill will manage a collection of 
warriors gathered together under the banner of "Biker Life".  Bill is the Chief 
Justice of the Allied Axis and nothing but great things are expected from this team.  
Another team filled with, well, filled with bullies will be managed by the alliance's 
Court Jester Crambus. Crambus brings the "Big Lake Bullies" to North Fork.  Paying 
homage to his particular mental state in life, our 9th in Command Philthy Phil brings 
the "Frayed Sanity" team to North Fork.  Being 9th in Command is a vital position in 
our alliance, if the other 8 people become incapacitated, well then, pretty much 
everything is left to Philthy Phil to figure out.  The team will be captained by me, 
Den, the High Priest of the Allied Axis, and I have been readying the "Big Lake 
Groove" for this little contest.  Your rules are verbose and detailed, so I hope this 
is the correct way to get everyone involved. -- Den

I am declaring for the Turf War, My name is Crambus and I will be running Big Lake 
Maulers and I will be representing the Allied Axis, Den is our captain. -- Crambus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK THUNDER was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DREAD SKEWER was viciously butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROBIN COLCORD was murdered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AXEFACE was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
OBLIVIATOR was narrowly killed by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANIL was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
CRAZY FOO was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DRONE A8 was dealt death by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
GREMLIN was put to death by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
SHINOLA was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
SOULSLAYER was slain by STICKY TRIPOU in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRONE A7 was slaughtered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FERSUREGONE was easily killed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DEAD GUY was murdered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BANANA PEEL was put to death by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
2-7 OFF was murdered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JOHN KING was executed by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
GUTSHOT DRAW was viciously butchered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRASHING WAVE was assassinated by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
JOLLY ROGER was executed by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
REDREW was butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OUTTAHERE was executed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
UNACCEPTABLE! was executed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
NOPE was assassinated by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
ANTONIO was butchered by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
LEATHER VEST was beaten by LOM LACKLUSTER in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
EGG NOGGIN was demolished by YRSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title bout.
DIAPER LEEK was viciously subdued by BUGS in a 3 minute master's Challenge fray.
NIGHTS CALL was savagely defeated by ALEC BALDWIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX defeated EVICSERATOR in a popular 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LUCCIO savagely defeated STEVE KORNACKI in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
GOLDEN CAP was overcome by VOLLER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BRAINOR was outwaited by MORGAN in a unpopular 10 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
ACE C. DEECEY savagely slew CRONUS in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MUNCHKIN overcame RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUICK SAND was narrowly defeated by SWAMP STORM in a 5 minute Challenge match.
OODLES OF POODLES overpowered FLAMBO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUNSTORM overpowered QUAGMIRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BARNEY STINSON devastated LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AMIINANY DANGER was bested by DULCINEA in a 3 minute novice's Challenge battle.
HARRY SLAUGHTER devastated SCUZZY BEARD in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
OOKLA THE MOK subdued AZUMANIAC in a exciting 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
SEVERUS NAPE vanquished THE TRICKSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLUDGE vanquished MICHAEL STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MEGABOLOX narrowly killed STEPHEN KING in a 2 minute expert's competition.
ZITH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASP vanquished INANNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH vanquished CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ELEPHANT slimly won victory over FIDDLE in a 2 minute gruesome master's match.
CRAPULODON was overcome by ODOBAN in a popular 1 minute veteran's match.
CYCLONUS murdered ZOMBIE ZULU in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. WOLF was overpowered by VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JINX was overpowered by ONE TIME! in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JACK B. QUICK was savagely defeated by BROKEN POND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THOMAS ROBERTS was subdued by DON QUIXOTE in a 1 minute battle.
LILITH assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
NICK TORTELLI handily defeated SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KOWALSKI was savagely defeated by EPHYRA in a 5 minute bloody battle.
ODIN AVERSSON overpowered CONSTANCE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MORTICIOUS was luckily beaten by BARSTOOL 5 in a crowd pleasing 8 minute contest.
NIMBLE FOX beat EDDIE LEBEC in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ADOBE GILLIS was bested by BLINDING MAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
SILK devastated ROSEBUD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JEDBULL was overpowered by PHAROS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GALAXIE was vanquished by TORAK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DUMBLEGORE demolished FAIRLANE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RON WE SLAY devastated BRICKLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
REAPER was demolished by TRADER JOE in a 6 minute uneven duel.
GRANULO was overpowered by THUNDER HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD INK savagely defeated BROCK TULGREN in a 2 minute brutal beginner's melee.
TOTH demolished BOBBY P in a 1 minute uneven battle.
O'JAY was savagely defeated by OBNOXIOUS NOISE in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
FIELD MOUSE was devastated by STALEMATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAYER THE SLAYER demolished GRANITE FACE in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
JACK THE BLADE was outlasted by SCHWEDERSKE in a 8 minute beginner's brawl.
MUTT LANGLEY was executed by CLAW in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
THUGGER JAX dispatched RAD INZEL in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
SEABLOOM was defeated by METEOR SHOWER in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
FALSE BRAVADO demolished TURNING LEAF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  42 -  7      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         AIMED BLOW        49 -  43 -  4      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  25 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  22 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  48 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  25 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  80 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  53 -  6      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  41 -  1      25  |

Turn 359 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 18         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     5 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              AIMED BLOW         5 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ASP 7591                   18  10  0  126 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TOTAL PARRY      MEGABOLOX 4312             19   8  1  117 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZITH 7361                  13  12  1  111 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
WALL OF STEEL    INANNA 7132                 9   7  2   88 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
BASHING ATTACK   ALEC BALDWIN 8128          15  10  2   78 MSNBC (755)
LUNGING ATTACK   ODOBAN 7715                 9   7  0   77 ERRATA! (760)
PARRY-LUNGE      ELEPHANT 7127               7   5  1   73 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396              8   2  0   66 BAD BEATS (791)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BUGS 7737.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVICSERATOR 5358, MORTICIOUS 
8451, LUCCIO 7303, O'JAY 8291, OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537, JACK THE BLADE 8521, GREMLIN 
8355, SWAMP STORM 5893, NIMBLE FOX 8135, and LEATHER VEST 8499.

The least popular fighter this week was MORGAN 7235.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TRADER JOE 8522, METEOR SHOWER 8482, BARSTOOL 5 8253, TURNING LEAF 
8485, MUTT LANGLEY 8523, SCHWEDERSKE 8525, GRANITE FACE 8484, FIELD MOUSE 8464, BOBBY 
P 8526, and BROCK TULGREN 8528.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WENDY (47-7552) FAST FOOD (724)
DIAPER LEEK (47-7887) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 15-17, 2016.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
Online registration site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF56-Tempe  
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes