DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/22/2015 Duedate: 10/19/2015
FREEDOM FRIES LAND ARENA
DM-47 TURN-359
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
YRSA
JOMSVIKINGS (756)
(47-7671) [20-28-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ASP BLINDING MAN
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-7591) [18-10-0,126] (47-8417) [4-2-0,32]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS BUGS
TEAM TOONS (764) TEAM TOONS (764)
(47-7737) [13-29-0,105] (47-7737) [13-29-0,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396) 51
2. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 43 BAD BEATS (791)
3. BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 40 Unchartered Team
4. BAD BEATS (791) 39
5. CLAN KITFOX (781) 33 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 7 3 1 70.0 1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 3 0
2/ 1 BAD BEATS (791) 16 7 0 69.6 2/ 2 WHITE SHADOW (779) 8 6 0
3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 780 493 27 61.3 3/ 8*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 7 1
4/ 0*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 3 2 1 60.0 4/15*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 7 3 1
5/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573) 295 201 30 59.5 5/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 5 1
6/ 5 D.A. REJECTS (787) 49 35 2 58.3 6/10 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 6 4 0
7/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 423 317 33 57.2 7/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 5 1 0
8/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 888 696 46 56.1 8/ 9 BAD BEATS (791) 5 4 0
9/ 9*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 16 13 1 55.2 9/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 5 5 1
10/10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 306 273 24 52.8 10/20*BIKER LIFE (796) 5 5 0
11/ 8*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 18 17 1 51.4 11/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 5 9 1
12/11 OTTODROME TW (728) 104 101 7 50.7 12/ 3 MSNBC (755) 5 9 1
13/ 0 CHEERS (659) 121 119 10 50.4 13/ 5 THE HEATHENS (793) 5 10 1
14/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 196 195 12 50.1 14/ 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 4 1 0
15/12 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 38 38 1 50.0 15-11 FAST FOOD (724) 4 2 0
16/23*BIKER LIFE (796) 5 5 0 50.0 16/18 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 4 3 0
17-13 FAST FOOD (724) 109 115 4 48.7 17/17 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 4 3 0
18/ 0 ERRATA! (760) 37 40 0 48.1 18/25 MALICE KEEPERS (666) 4 6 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/15 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 79 86 2 47.9 19/ 0 CHEERS (659) 3 2 1
20/14 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 98 2 47.6 20/ 0*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 3 2 1
21/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 41 47 3 46.6 21/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 3 5 0
22/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 68 80 6 45.9 22/14 CLAN KITFOX (781) 3 12 0
23-18 HORNY GOAT X (750) 51 61 5 45.5 23/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 2 3 0
24/19 BLACK STORM (171) 116 142 9 45.0 24/ 0*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794) 2 3 0
25/20 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 30 40 1 42.9 25/24 SECOND BANANAS (573) 2 4 0
26/ 0 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 33 48 5 40.7 26/21*TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 2 5 0
27/21 MSNBC (755) 83 121 4 40.7 27/26 BLACK STORM (171) 2 8 0
28/22 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 24 35 4 40.7 28/13 TEAM TOONS (764) 2 8 0
29/24 MALICE KEEPERS (666) 20 30 1 40.0 29/ 0 ERRATA! (760) 1 0 0
30/ 0*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794) 2 3 0 40.0 30/19 D.A. REJECTS (787) 1 2 0
31/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 82 137 6 37.4 31/ 0 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 1 3 0
32/25 TEAM TOONS (764) 69 117 2 37.1 32/ 0 GAS MONKEY (783) 1 4 0
33/27 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 241 423 23 36.3 33/ 0*FRAYED SANITY (799) 1 4 0
34/29 WHITE SHADOW (779) 46 84 2 35.4 34/23 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 1 5 0
35/ 0 GAS MONKEY (783) 23 42 1 35.4 35/27 OTTODROME TW (728) 0 6 0
36/30 CLAN KITFOX (781) 39 75 4 34.2 36/29 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 0 3 0
37/28 THE HEATHENS (793) 17 36 3 32.1 37-28 HORNY GOAT X (750) 0 2 0
38/ 0*FRAYED SANITY (799) 1 4 0 20.0 38/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 0 2 0
39/ 0*HOUSE OF CARDS (800) 0 1 0 0.0 39/ 0*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 0 1 0
40/ 0*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 0 1 0 0.0 40/ 0*HOUSE OF CARDS (800) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm as bad as Little Johnny is good. Not much else to say. When I was made during
the last TW, all of my teammates told Slugbait to DA me. Look how far I have come.
So far indeed. I don't expect to be here much longer but I'll take my moment of
glory. Now off for some early holiday cheer! Bottoms up!
-- Egg Noggin
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon FREEDOM FRIES
LAND, for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Perhaps it is DEATHLY HALLOWS members'
intannibility that enabled them to move from 15th to 4th last week... (Less time in
the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of TEAM TOONS.
Note their drop in the rankings from 13th to 28th. Watch out!!! Thinking about
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is D.A. REJECTS, after suffering a 11
drop in ranking. DARQUE FORCES posted a nice gain, to come in 5th. Everybody loves
a winner... WEIRD ALCHEMY had cause to celebrate, after MEGABOLOX got 22 points by
beating STEPHEN KING. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, VICKY MENDOZA was
winsome, after beating MR. WOLF and seeing him lose 15 points. Well, Duelmaster EGG
NOGGIN challenged JOMSVIKINGS' YRSA. Is a 15-6-2 good enough? Now I can't insult
YRSA, as she has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me
if I lay it on too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last
week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BLACK STORM, alone and unchallenged. Like
a pup with its tail between its legs, ROYAL FLUSH scurried away from BLACK STORM.
Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, CRONUS could open up a fast food joint!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Q: What's a
record like 15-18-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner:
BLACK THUNDER of BLACK STORM! ACE C. DEECEY of ROYAL FLUSH sends CRONUS of WHITE
SHADOW goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home. FREEDOM FRIES LAND has no place
for weaklings! Perhaps WEIRD ALCHEMY were the only ones left untouched by STEPHEN
KING demise. Can anyone ever take his place? Or do I exaggerate? CYCLONUS of
DARQUE FORCES spared ZOMBIE ZULU (11-14-2) from having to lose any more fights.
What's your next plan, SPECTRAL STEEL? Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it
slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in FREEDOM FRIES LAND is the highlight of my life. As
the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a
yearning to leave this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now
bid FREEDOM FRIES LAND farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YRSA 7671 20 28 1 111 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 11 5 1 169 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ASP 7591 18 10 0 126 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
MEGABOLOX 4312 19 8 1 117 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-FOUL BILL 8061 11 4 0 112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
ZITH 7361 13 12 1 111 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BUGS 7737 13 29 0 105 TEAM TOONS (764)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110 10 3 0 100 FAST FOOD (724)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 18 18 2 99 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE DOCTOR 8142 10 5 0 98 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-LION 8020 16 8 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRYSTAL BALL 8257 10 7 1 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
-NUT BROWN 8178 8 3 1 91 HORNY GOAT X (750)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878 18 13 0 90 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
INANNA 7132 9 7 2 88 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-DRESDEN 7237 8 4 0 88 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
CYCLONUS 8365 7 1 1 87 DARQUE FORCES (396)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 15 7 2 86 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
EVICSERATOR 5358 15 17 1 83 BLACK STORM (171)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 12 30 0 82 MSNBC (755)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 8 7 0 82 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CLANCY 7713 8 7 0 81 ERRATA! (760)
ALEC BALDWIN 8128 15 10 2 78 MSNBC (755)
ODOBAN 7715 9 7 0 77 ERRATA! (760)
ELEPHANT 7127 7 5 1 73 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-SKYWARP 8063 9 8 1 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CRAPULODON 4305 15 16 0 67 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 8 5 0 66 GAS MONKEY (783)
ONE TIME! 8396 8 2 0 66 BAD BEATS (791)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 8 0 66 ERRATA! (760)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 12 15 0 65 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-DEL ICIOUS 8221 8 3 0 65 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145 8 5 1 64 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-DRONE A1 8097 7 0 0 61 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
FIDDLE 7898 9 11 0 59 OTTODROME TW (728)
LUCCIO 7303 6 8 1 59 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 8 7 0 58 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 11 21 0 57 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-FOX 8148 10 7 0 57 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837 6 10 0 56 HORNY GOAT X (750)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LILITH 8219 7 3 1 55 CHEERS (659)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 7 4 0 55 CHEERS (659)
DON QUIXOTE 8393 8 2 0 54 BAD BEATS (791)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370 4 2 0 54 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-ROOK 8204 13 4 0 53 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BROKEN POND 8105 5 7 0 53 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
STEVE KORNACKI 8202 12 10 0 50 MSNBC (755)
JINX 7951 11 15 1 49 TEAM TOONS (764)
MR. WOLF 7401 11 11 0 48 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
SWAMP STORM 5893 11 4 0 46 BLACK STORM (171)
THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 8 11 1 46 MSNBC (755)
MORGAN 7235 7 7 0 45 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
VOLLER 6309 8 2 0 44 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 4 5 2 43 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 5 14 0 41 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PARA 7767 7 8 0 39 ERRATA! (760)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
EPHYRA 8372 6 6 0 36 WHITE SHADOW (779)
SILK 8229 5 3 0 36 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
MUNCHKIN 8432 5 1 0 36 LAND OF OZ (217)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 6 5 2 35 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-LAKEFRONT 7714 6 9 0 35 ERRATA! (760)
KOWALSKI 7304 6 9 0 35 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDEN CAP 8378 5 4 0 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
BRAINOR 8448 4 2 1 33 THE HEATHENS (793)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 5 6 1 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
BLINDING MAN 8417 4 2 0 32 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 3 3 0 32 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 6 2 0 31 CHEERS (659)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 5 7 1 29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
QUICK SAND 8419 3 3 0 29 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SUNSTORM 8377 4 3 0 28 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A4 8098 4 3 0 28 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
MORTICIOUS 8451 4 4 1 24 THE HEATHENS (793)
TORAK 8341 1 2 0 24 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 6 4 1 23 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CONSTANCE 8416 3 4 1 23 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
OODLES OF POODLES 8406 2 2 0 23 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-ORESTES 8391 5 5 1 22 WHITE SHADOW (779)
PHAROS 8478 2 1 0 22 WHITE SHADOW (779)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 2 0 0 22 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RON WE SLAY 8494 2 0 1 21 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 3 3 0 20 OTTODROME TW (728)
DUMBLEGORE 8492 2 0 0 20 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TRADER JOE 8522 1 0 0 20 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
THUNDER HEAD 8481 1 0 0 19 NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
SLUDGE 8470 1 2 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BAD INK 8501 2 0 0 17 BIKER LIFE (796)
SEVERUS NAPE 8490 1 1 0 16 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
QUAGMIRE 8272 3 5 1 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 3 6 0 15 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
TOTH 8325 2 2 0 15 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
EDDIE LEBEC 8300 3 3 0 14 CHEERS (659)
LOM LACKLUSTER 8503 2 0 1 14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JEDBULL 6308 2 8 0 14 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
FLAMBO 6311 2 8 0 14 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
GALAXIE 8339 3 1 0 12 GAS MONKEY (783)
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 2 2 0 12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UHUHU 8445 2 2 0 11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CLAW 8536 1 0 1 11 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
THAYER THE SLAYER 8520 1 0 0 11 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
STALEMATE 8535 1 0 0 10 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
FALSE BRAVADO 8538 1 0 0 10 BIKER LIFE (796)
ROSEBUD 8413 1 6 0 9 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
DULCINEA 8480 2 1 0 8 CLAN KITFOX (781)
OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537 1 0 0 8 BIKER LIFE (796)
AZUMANIAC 8466 1 3 1 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
THUGGER JAX 8524 1 0 1 7 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-RATTLER 8430 1 3 0 7 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
FIELD MOUSE 8464 0 1 0 7 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LITTLE RED 8404 0 6 0 6 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
SCHWEDERSKE 8525 1 0 0 5 FRAYED SANITY (799)
O'JAY 8291 0 1 0 5 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
THE TRICKSTER 8502 1 1 0 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
REAPER 8495 1 1 0 4 THE HEATHENS (793)
MICHAEL STEELE 8475 1 1 0 4 MSNBC (755)
SCUZZY BEARD 8498 1 1 0 4 BIKER LIFE (796)
GRANULO 8496 1 1 0 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
METEOR SHOWER 8482 1 0 0 4 NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
LEATHER VEST 8499 0 2 0 2 BIKER LIFE (796)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 0 2 0 2 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
JACK THE BLADE 8521 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
SEABLOOM 8527 0 1 0 1 FRAYED SANITY (799)
BRICKLIN 8399 0 1 0 1 GAS MONKEY (783)
TURNING LEAF 8485 0 1 0 1 NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
FAIRLANE 8400 0 1 0 1 GAS MONKEY (783)
BOBBY P 8526 0 1 0 1 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-GRU 8463 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 0 1 0 1 FRAYED SANITY (799)
GRANITE FACE 8484 0 1 0 1 NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
-FIERCE GREEN 8458 0 1 0 1 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 LILITH 8219 359 NONE
NOPE 8514 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 FOIE GRAS SWEETI 359 NONE
2-7 OFF 8397 0 1 0 BAD BEATS 791 VERT CAMEMBERT 359 NONE
GUTSHOT DRAW 8394 0 1 0 BAD BEATS 791 LEGLESS FROG 359 NONE
JOHN KING 8395 0 1 0 BAD BEATS 791 FOIE GRAS SWEETI 359 NONE
MUTT LANGLEY 8523 0 1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CLAW 8536 359
CHAIN WALLET 8500 0 1 0 BIKER LIFE 796 LOM LACKLUSTER 8503 358
BLACK THUNDER 3885 15 19 0 BLACK STORM 171 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 359 NONE
OBLIVIATOR 6067 2 6 0 BLACK STORM 171 ROQUEFORT KISS 359 NONE
SOULSLAYER 6327 2 2 0 BLACK STORM 171 STICKY TRIPOU 359 NONE
ROBIN COLCORD 8301 2 4 0 CHEERS 659 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 359 NONE
CRAZY FOO 8461 1 3 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 CREAMY OYSTER 359 NONE
DEAD GUY 8543 0 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 359 NONE
FERSUREGONE 8544 0 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 359 NONE
HANZO 8018 13 11 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 EGG NOGGIN 8154 356
MUSASHI 8479 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 BRAINOR 8448 358
OUTTAHERE 8542 0 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 359 NONE
PINHEAD 8353 3 5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 ALEC BALDWIN 8128 358
UNACCEPTABLE! 8513 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 CHEEKY SNAIL 359 NONE
RAD INZEL 8529 0 1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799 THUGGER JAX 8524 359
JOLLY ROGER 8541 0 1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 CREAMY OYSTER 359 NONE
GOLDIE LUCK 8433 1 1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 AZUMANIAC 8466 356 REVENGED
GREMLIN 8355 1 2 0 GAS MONKEY 783 CHEEKY SNAIL 359 NONE
REDREW 8531 0 1 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 800 LIVING GERARD 359 NONE
ULF LONG-LEG 8162 8 11 0 JOMSVIKINGS 756 ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 355 NOT REVENGED
CRASHING WAVE 8483 0 1 0 NATURE'S BEAUTY 794 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 359 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STEPHEN KING 8308 10 4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 MEGABOLOX 4312 359
BANANA PEEL 8512 0 1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 LEGLESS FROG 359 NONE
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 11 14 2 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 CYCLONUS 8365 359
ANTONIO 8515 0 1 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735 CHEEKY SNAIL 359 NONE
YOSEMITE SAM 8467 1 2 0 TEAM TOONS 764 RON WE SLAY 8494 358
AXEFACE 8449 1 5 0 THE HEATHENS 793 STICKY TRIPOU 359 NONE
DREAD SKEWER 8450 2 6 0 THE HEATHENS 793 LIVING GERARD 359 NONE
ANIL 7402 2 4 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725 VERT CAMEMBERT 359 NONE
SHINOLA 7475 1 1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725 STICKY TRIPOU 359 NONE
DRONE A7 8261 2 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 359 NONE
DRONE A8 8504 0 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE A 785 ROQUEFORT KISS 359 NONE
CRONUS 8390 5 6 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 ACE C. DEECEY 8369 359
PYLENE 8409 2 3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 CONSTANCE 8416 356 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Congrats to Egg Noggin. Lookin' forward to the DM column. -- Oz The All Praising
One TWX is announced. Will there be more? -- Oz The All Anticipatory
Blackstorm, back at you, Bud. Glad to see you return. -- Oz The All Welcoming
Blinding Man, the yellow brick road dazzled you? -- Munchkin
Bugs, wabbits are such tasty little things....... -- Lion
Don Quixote, I salute you on a fine and victorious fight. -- Golden Cap (really
thinking to himself "the bum!")
Venomous Concubine, you were but a warm-up for me. -- Crystal Ball
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Consortium-like
To Whom this may concern -- My name is Scorpio. I'm interested in participating in the
Turf Wars. If you feel like winning this event, diplo me at DM-11 Scorpions (666).
Take care, North Fork. -- Scorpio, mgr Scorpions DM-11
P.S. Shout out to the Indy gamers (if there's even any that exist). *smile*
Attention TWX moderators and competitors! The Inner Circle is returning to improve
upon our rookie success(?) in TWIX. Watch out for the following!
Dameon Darkheart (IC team captain) managing Spectral Steel.
Spirit managing D.A. Rejects.
The Chosen One managing A'merkin Injuns.
Var managing Baal's Minions.
Good luck! -- Dameon Darkheart
Golden Cap -- I really thought you had me. Most other warriors might have given up,
but I'm just not that smart. I stick around until the bitter end. -- Don Quixote
Quick Sand -- Yes, I am pretty lucky. -- One Time!
Turf Wars, huh? TEABAG is in .... Full announcement coming soon.
Deathly Hallows, Biker Life, and Malice Keepers -- Welcome! Hope you plan to stay
awhile. -- DQ, Bad Beats
Second Bananas, Ottodrome, Garbage Pail Kids, Black Storm, Team Blackstaff, A'Merkun
Injuns -- There goes the neighborhood... -- OT!
ALL -- I am here to announce the entrance of the alliance ATX for TWX. ATX alliance
is comprised of the following:
PAWN OF PROPHECY managed by Gentleben (Alliance Captain)
TEAM BLACKSTAFF managed by Bill The Bard
DEATHLY HALLOWS managed by Blackhart
TOLBINS HIVE A managed by Tolbin
ALL -- I am declaring myself to be the captain of the ATX alliance for TWX. --
Gentleben
ALL -- I am declaring my team PAWN OF PROPHECY will participate in the TWX on the ATX
alliance. -- Gentleben, manager of PAWN OF PROPHECY
All -- Here we go again. -- Gentleben
ALL -- I am declaring my team DEATHLY HALLOWS will participate in the TWX on the ATX
alliance. -- BlackHart, manager of DEATHLY HALLOWS.
ALL -- I am declaring my team Tolbin's Hive A will participate in the TWX on the ATX
alliance -- Tolbin, manager of Tolbin's Hive A.
All -- I am declaring for the Turf War. My name is Philthy Phil, my team is "Frayed
Sanity." We will be fighting under the Allied Axis banner, and its captain Den. --
Phil
Garbage Pail Kids, managed by Kharadmon, are announcing their intent to compete in the
upcoming Turf War on the team of LBA+. -- Kharadmon
May it be known to one and all -- I am declaring my team TEAM BLACKSTAFF will
participate in TWX in the ATX alliance. -- Bill the Bard, mgr Team Blackstaff
All -- The mighty Allied Axis will be competing in the pending Turf Wars. The
following teams will represent the alliance. As a nod to what everyone hates about
losers who drive scooters and try to look tough, Bill will manage a collection of
warriors gathered together under the banner of "Biker Life". Bill is the Chief
Justice of the Allied Axis and nothing but great things are expected from this team.
Another team filled with, well, filled with bullies will be managed by the alliance's
Court Jester Crambus. Crambus brings the "Big Lake Bullies" to North Fork. Paying
homage to his particular mental state in life, our 9th in Command Philthy Phil brings
the "Frayed Sanity" team to North Fork. Being 9th in Command is a vital position in
our alliance, if the other 8 people become incapacitated, well then, pretty much
everything is left to Philthy Phil to figure out. The team will be captained by me,
Den, the High Priest of the Allied Axis, and I have been readying the "Big Lake
Groove" for this little contest. Your rules are verbose and detailed, so I hope this
is the correct way to get everyone involved. -- Den
I am declaring for the Turf War, My name is Crambus and I will be running Big Lake
Maulers and I will be representing the Allied Axis, Den is our captain. -- Crambus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLACK THUNDER was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DREAD SKEWER was viciously butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROBIN COLCORD was murdered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AXEFACE was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
OBLIVIATOR was narrowly killed by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANIL was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
CRAZY FOO was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DRONE A8 was dealt death by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
GREMLIN was put to death by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
SHINOLA was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
SOULSLAYER was slain by STICKY TRIPOU in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRONE A7 was slaughtered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FERSUREGONE was easily killed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DEAD GUY was murdered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BANANA PEEL was put to death by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
2-7 OFF was murdered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JOHN KING was executed by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
GUTSHOT DRAW was viciously butchered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRASHING WAVE was assassinated by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
JOLLY ROGER was executed by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
REDREW was butchered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OUTTAHERE was executed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
UNACCEPTABLE! was executed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
NOPE was assassinated by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
ANTONIO was butchered by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
LEATHER VEST was beaten by LOM LACKLUSTER in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
EGG NOGGIN was demolished by YRSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title bout.
DIAPER LEEK was viciously subdued by BUGS in a 3 minute master's Challenge fray.
NIGHTS CALL was savagely defeated by ALEC BALDWIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX defeated EVICSERATOR in a popular 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LUCCIO savagely defeated STEVE KORNACKI in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
GOLDEN CAP was overcome by VOLLER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BRAINOR was outwaited by MORGAN in a unpopular 10 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
ACE C. DEECEY savagely slew CRONUS in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MUNCHKIN overcame RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUICK SAND was narrowly defeated by SWAMP STORM in a 5 minute Challenge match.
OODLES OF POODLES overpowered FLAMBO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUNSTORM overpowered QUAGMIRE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BARNEY STINSON devastated LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AMIINANY DANGER was bested by DULCINEA in a 3 minute novice's Challenge battle.
HARRY SLAUGHTER devastated SCUZZY BEARD in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
OOKLA THE MOK subdued AZUMANIAC in a exciting 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
SEVERUS NAPE vanquished THE TRICKSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLUDGE vanquished MICHAEL STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MEGABOLOX narrowly killed STEPHEN KING in a 2 minute expert's competition.
ZITH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASP vanquished INANNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH vanquished CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ELEPHANT slimly won victory over FIDDLE in a 2 minute gruesome master's match.
CRAPULODON was overcome by ODOBAN in a popular 1 minute veteran's match.
CYCLONUS murdered ZOMBIE ZULU in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. WOLF was overpowered by VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JINX was overpowered by ONE TIME! in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JACK B. QUICK was savagely defeated by BROKEN POND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THOMAS ROBERTS was subdued by DON QUIXOTE in a 1 minute battle.
LILITH assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
NICK TORTELLI handily defeated SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KOWALSKI was savagely defeated by EPHYRA in a 5 minute bloody battle.
ODIN AVERSSON overpowered CONSTANCE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MORTICIOUS was luckily beaten by BARSTOOL 5 in a crowd pleasing 8 minute contest.
NIMBLE FOX beat EDDIE LEBEC in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ADOBE GILLIS was bested by BLINDING MAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
SILK devastated ROSEBUD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JEDBULL was overpowered by PHAROS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GALAXIE was vanquished by TORAK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DUMBLEGORE demolished FAIRLANE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RON WE SLAY devastated BRICKLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
REAPER was demolished by TRADER JOE in a 6 minute uneven duel.
GRANULO was overpowered by THUNDER HEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD INK savagely defeated BROCK TULGREN in a 2 minute brutal beginner's melee.
TOTH demolished BOBBY P in a 1 minute uneven battle.
O'JAY was savagely defeated by OBNOXIOUS NOISE in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
FIELD MOUSE was devastated by STALEMATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAYER THE SLAYER demolished GRANITE FACE in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
JACK THE BLADE was outlasted by SCHWEDERSKE in a 8 minute beginner's brawl.
MUTT LANGLEY was executed by CLAW in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
THUGGER JAX dispatched RAD INZEL in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
SEABLOOM was defeated by METEOR SHOWER in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
FALSE BRAVADO demolished TURNING LEAF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 STRIKING ATTACK 54 - 42 - 7 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 AIMED BLOW 49 - 43 - 4 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 22 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 48 - 2 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 19 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 25 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 80 - 2 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 34 - 53 - 6 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 41 - 1 25 |
Turn 359 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 8 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 18 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 5 - 12 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ASP 7591 18 10 0 126 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TOTAL PARRY MEGABOLOX 4312 19 8 1 117 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
STRIKING ATTACK ZITH 7361 13 12 1 111 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
WALL OF STEEL INANNA 7132 9 7 2 88 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
BASHING ATTACK ALEC BALDWIN 8128 15 10 2 78 MSNBC (755)
LUNGING ATTACK ODOBAN 7715 9 7 0 77 ERRATA! (760)
PARRY-LUNGE ELEPHANT 7127 7 5 1 73 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 8396 8 2 0 66 BAD BEATS (791)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
BUGS 7737. The ten other most popular fighters were EVICSERATOR 5358, MORTICIOUS
8451, LUCCIO 7303, O'JAY 8291, OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537, JACK THE BLADE 8521, GREMLIN
8355, SWAMP STORM 5893, NIMBLE FOX 8135, and LEATHER VEST 8499.
The least popular fighter this week was MORGAN 7235. The other ten least popular
fighters were TRADER JOE 8522, METEOR SHOWER 8482, BARSTOOL 5 8253, TURNING LEAF
8485, MUTT LANGLEY 8523, SCHWEDERSKE 8525, GRANITE FACE 8484, FIELD MOUSE 8464, BOBBY
P 8526, and BROCK TULGREN 8528.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WENDY (47-7552) FAST FOOD (724)
DIAPER LEEK (47-7887) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 15-17, 2016. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI.
Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.
Online registration site: http://tinyurl.com/FF56-Tempe
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS (388)
WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS (359)
FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR (1651)
CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL (2759)
REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907 (1855)
SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A (2337)
BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 (4888)
BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1 (5005)
LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX (4438)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes