DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/20/2015    Duedate: 11/16/2015

FREEDOM FRIES LAND ARENA

DM-47    TURN-360

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YRSA
JOMSVIKINGS (756)
(47-7671) [21-28-1,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ASP                            QUICK SAND
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)        BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-7591) [19-10-0,133]        (47-8419) [4-3-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           CLAMTASTIC
TEAM TOONS (764)               BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-7737) [14-29-0,111]        (47-7994) [9-5-0,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAS MONKEY (783)            54
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         38      BAD BEATS (791)
3. MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)      33      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN KITFOX (781)           26
5. BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)      25      DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     11   4  2 73.3   1/ 4*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)    11  4 2
 2/ 2 BAD BEATS (791)           18  10  0 64.3   2/ 6 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     9  6 0
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         782 494 27 61.3   3/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  6 1
 4/ 4*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)     6   4  1 60.0   4/ 2 WHITE SHADOW (779)        8  6 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     296 203 30 59.3   5/20*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    6  4 1
 6/ 6 D.A. REJECTS (787)        49  36  2 57.6   6/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  4 0
 7/ 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   423 319 33 57.0   7/ 8 BAD BEATS (791)           6  6 0
 8/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         889 699 46 56.0   8/12 MSNBC (755)               6  9 1
 9-10 DARQUE FORCES (396)      306 273 24 52.8   9/ 3*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     6  9 1
10-11*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      18  17  1 51.4  10- 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)       5  2 1
11/ 0 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  88  84  6 51.2  11/19 CHEERS (659)              5  4 1
12/12 OTTODROME TW (728)       105 103  7 50.5  12/14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    5  5 0
13/13 CHEERS (659)             123 121 10 50.4  13-10*BIKER LIFE (796)          5  5 0
14-15 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   38  38  1 50.0  14/17 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         4  2 0
15/ 9*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     17  17  1 50.0  15/28 TEAM TOONS (764)          4  3 0
16-16*BIKER LIFE (796)           5   5  0 50.0  16/16 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     4  4 0
17/14 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   197 199 12 49.7  17/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          4  5 1
18/18 ERRATA! (760)             38  40  0 48.7  18-18 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      4  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 FAST FOOD (724)          109 115  4 48.7  19/ 7 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   3  0 0
20/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   80  86  2 48.2  20/25 SECOND BANANAS (573)      3  6 0
21/ 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  39  42  0 48.1  21/32 GAS MONKEY (783)          3  7 0
22/20 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  99  2 47.3  22/33*FRAYED SANITY (799)       3  7 0
23/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       72  81  6 47.1  23/22 CLAN KITFOX (781)         3 12 0
24/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      41  48  3 46.1  24/29 ERRATA! (760)             2  0 0
25-24 BLACK STORM (171)        116 142  9 45.0  25-15 FAST FOOD (724)           2  0 0
26/23 HORNY GOAT X (750)        51  63  5 44.7  26-24*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)     2  3 0
27/25 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     30  41  1 42.3  27/34 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)    2  4 1
28/28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     27  37  4 42.2  28/31 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         2  4 0
29/27 MSNBC (755)               86 123  4 41.1  29-26*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      2  5 0
30/26 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         34  49  5 41.0  30/21 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    2  6 0
31-29 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      20  30  1 40.0  31-13 THE HEATHENS (793)        2  8 1
32-30*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)      2   3  0 40.0  32-27 BLACK STORM (171)         2  8 0
33/32 TEAM TOONS (764)          71 117  2 37.8  33/23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      1  3 0
34/31 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         83 138  6 37.6  34/ 0 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  1  4 0
35/33 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)   242 424 24 36.3  35/39*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    1  5 1
36/35 GAS MONKEY (783)          25  45  1 35.7  36/35 OTTODROME TW (728)        1  8 0
37/34 WHITE SHADOW (779)        48  87  2 35.6  37/37 HORNY GOAT X (750)        0  4 0
38/36 CLAN KITFOX (781)         41  78  4 34.5  38-36 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   0  3 0
39-37 THE HEATHENS (793)        17  36  3 32.1  39/30 D.A. REJECTS (787)        0  3 0
40/38*FRAYED SANITY (799)        3   7  0 30.0  40/38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      0  3 0
41/40*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)     1   5  1 16.7  41/ 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  0  2 0
42/ 0*THE WILD HUNT (802)        0   2  0  0.0  42/40*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)      0  2 0
43/39*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)       0   2  0  0.0  43/ 0*THE WILD HUNT (802)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

After the last newsletter, the following is the status of entrants in TWX.
Updates are posted regularly on the RSI site under TWX.

Four Teams have declared and another, teabags, has alluded to declaring.
Certificates have been received for 2 full teams and also from Kharadmon.

Remember: It takes three things to make an entry:
1. Alliance announcement in a DM47 newsletter, usually by the captain (code AN)
2. Each team manager must declare in writing in a DM47 newsletter (code MD)
    Team managers must list their team name and manager name.
3. Each team manager must have 2 certs submitted in his name. code CE)

The following is the status:

UNNAMED TEAM
Land Of Oz (CE)
Second Bananas (CE)
Royal Fluch (CE)
Mystic Orc Feast (CE)

INNER CIRCLE
Spectral Steel (AN)
D A Rejects (AN)
A'merkin Injuns (AN)
Baal's Minions (AN)

ATX
Pawn Of Prophecy (AN, MD, CE)
Team Blackstaff (AN, MD, CE)
Deathly Hallows (AN, MD, CE)
Tolbins Hive A (AN, MD, CE)

AA (Allied Axis)
Big Lake Groove (AN, MD)
Biker's Life (AN)
Big Lake Bullies (AN, MD)
Frayed Sanity (AN, MD)

And the certs already submitted by Garbage Pail Kids.

There you have it. We expect 10 teams for TWX. Get your Alliance Announcements, your 
Team Declarations, and Certificates in. (NOW.)

                                          Brought to you by
                                          Oz The All Great and Powerful

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, it would appear that both Sigurd and myself are highly surprised by this turn of 
events, who would have thought that I'd land the top job? Thanks must go to Egg 
Noggin, who challenged me twice and let me win this time. Probably. Who knows, really? 
Does it even matter? I am the first DM that Sigurd has had, and, with any luck, I can 
improve my record to become his third graduate. As with all things, we shall see. I 
suspect my popularity will increase, and that I will have many people vying for my 
personal attention in the arena. I look forward to the challenge. I wonder if I'll be 
here for more than one turn though?

                                          -- Yrsa

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in FREEDOM FRIES LAND!  I still haven't told Mom 
I'm writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, LAND OF OZ had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by DEATHLY HALLOWS!  Way to go 
DEATHLY HALLOWS!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BIG LAKE MAULERS really go up by 15?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  TEAM TOONS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 15th team!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in SERPENTS HOLD 200 again!  Didja see where they 
got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GAS 
MONKEY really go up by 11?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  FRAYED SANITY had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-3-0 
and wound up as 22nd team!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 8 
after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, WEIRD ALCHEMY!  MVP award for RUNS WITH SPEAR?  
A'MERKIN INJUNS' proud of him after beating SS GUARD and getting 17 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  SS GUARD got smashed by RUNS WITH SPEAR, and lost 14 
points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all FREEDOM 
FRIES LAND.  She got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) QUEEN OF THE 
SOUTH thinks hers 18-19-2 and studly character is good enough to face up to the 
Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think YRSA 
should let QUEEN OF THE SOUTH be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  
Who was the wiseguy that said FREEDOM FRIES LAND's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  LAND OF OZ was the most avoided team.  Is a 782-494-27 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are WEIRD ALCHEMY?  LAND OF OZ, an 
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  
Speaking of challenging 30 points above did you hear about CRYSTAL BALL of LAND OF OZ 
vs. SERPENTS HOLD 200's ASP?  (And how was that intro!) What did CRYSTAL BALL expect, 
anyway!  Of course ASP won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, 
dummy!  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out INANNA challenged ZITH.  
After all, haven't TOKEN ENTRY and PAWN OF PROPHECY had a long standing duel in 
FREEDOM FRIES LAND?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but ZITH wants me to 
write about it since he lost to INANNA.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  I hear TEAM BLACKSTAFF sent KOWALSKI to 
the Dark Arena.  What, is that like not well-lit, or what?  SCHWEDERSKE really fought 
hard against THUGGER JAX.  That'll teach BIG LAKE MAULERS not to go and kill any of 
FRAYED SANITY's guys again, huh!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YRSA 7671                    21  28  1   121       JOMSVIKINGS (756)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153       11   5  1   169       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ASP 7591                     19  10  0   133       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            10   2  0   130       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MEGABOLOX 4312               20   8  1   125       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-FOUL BILL 8061               11   4  0   112       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 BUGS 7737                    14  29  0   111       TEAM TOONS (764)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768             15   6  1   102       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321        21  18  4   101       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 INANNA 7132                  10   7  2   101       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-SUPERSIZE ME 8110            10   3  0   100       FAST FOOD (724)
 LION 8020                    17   8  0    98       LAND OF OZ (217)
-THE DOCTOR 8142              10   5  0    98       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          13  30  0    96       MSNBC (755)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257            10   8  1    95       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ZITH 7361                    13  13  1    91       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-NUT BROWN 8178                8   3  1    91       HORNY GOAT X (750)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN TRICK'S EX 7878          18  14  0    90       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      18  19  2    89       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DRESDEN 7237                  8   4  0    88       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-CYCLONUS 8365                 7   1  1    87       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 EGG NOGGIN 8154              15   8  2    85       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               9   6  0    85       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-EVICSERATOR 5358             15  17  1    83       BLACK STORM (171)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048            9   5  0    82       GAS MONKEY (783)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            8   7  0    82       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   7  0    81       ERRATA! (760)
 ODOBAN 7715                  10   7  0    80       ERRATA! (760)
 CRAPULODON 4305              16  16  0    78       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   7  0    76       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 LITTLE BIG MAN 5393          17  17  1    74       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 ALEC BALDWIN 8128            15  11  2    72       MSNBC (755)
-SKYWARP 8063                  9   8  1    72       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DON QUIXOTE 8393              9   2  0    66       BAD BEATS (791)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            8   4  0    66       CHEERS (659)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   8  0    66       ERRATA! (760)
-DEL ICIOUS 8221               8   3  0    65       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145             8   5  1    64       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 ONE TIME! 8396                8   3  0    62       BAD BEATS (791)
 MR. WOLF 7401                12  11  0    61       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 FIDDLE 7898                   9  12  0    61       OTTODROME TW (728)
-DRONE A1 8097                 7   0  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELEPHANT 7127                 7   6  1    60       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-LUCCIO 7303                   6   8  1    59       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 ACE C. DEECEY 8369            5   5  2    59       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          8   7  0    58       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-FOX 8148                     10   7  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           6  10  0    56       HORNY GOAT X (750)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  22  0    55       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-LILITH 8219                   7   3  1    55       CHEERS (659)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370             4   2  0    54       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-ROOK 8204                    13   4  0    53       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 JINX 7951                    12  15  1    53       TEAM TOONS (764)
 THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           9  11  1    53       MSNBC (755)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 6   1  0    53       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             12  16  0    52       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 STEVE KORNACKI 8202          12  11  0    51       MSNBC (755)
-JACK O'LANTERN 2762           5   4  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          6   6  1    49       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               7   5  2    48       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-SWAMP STORM 5893             11   4  0    46       BLACK STORM (171)
-MORGAN 7235                   7   7  0    45       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-VOLLER 6309                   8   2  0    44       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994               9   5  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 EPHYRA 8372                   7   6  0    43       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 QUICK SAND 8419               4   3  0    41       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            5  15  0    40       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BROKEN POND 8105              5   8  0    40       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-PARA 7767                     7   8  0    39       ERRATA! (760)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253               7   2  0    38       CHEERS (659)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 SS GUARD 6018                 6   4  0    35       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-LAKEFRONT 7714                6   9  0    35       ERRATA! (760)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         6   7  1    34       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORESTES 8391                  6   5  1    33       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-GOLDEN CAP 8378               5   4  0    33       LAND OF OZ (217)
-BRAINOR 8448                  4   2  1    33       THE HEATHENS (793)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          3   0  1    33       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               6   4  0    32       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ADOBE GILLIS 8309             4   3  0    31       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BLINDING MAN 8417             4   3  0    30       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020             7   5  0    28       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-SUNSTORM 8377                 4   3  0    28       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A4 8098                 4   3  0    28       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 SILK 8229                     5   4  0    26       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              3   0  1    26       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TRADER JOE 8522               2   0  0    25       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-MORTICIOUS 8451               4   4  1    24       THE HEATHENS (793)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 4   5  1    24       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GALAXIE 8339                  4   1  0    24       GAS MONKEY (783)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           6   4  1    23       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           3   4  0    23       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SEVERUS NAPE 8490             2   1  0    22       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 PHAROS 8478                   2   2  0    20       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 AZUMANIAC 8466                2   3  1    19       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-THUNDER HEAD 8481             1   0  0    19       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 O'JAY 8291                    1   1  1    18       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-SLUDGE 8470                   1   2  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAD INK 8501                  2   0  0    17       BIKER LIFE (796)
 THAYER THE SLAYER 8520        2   0  0    17       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 TORAK 8341                    1   3  0    17       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         3   7  0    16       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            1   1  0    16       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 CONSTANCE 8416                3   5  1    15       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 ROSEBUD 8413                  2   6  1    14       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
-JEDBULL 6308                  2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-FLAMBO 6311                   2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 MUSH 8577                     1   0  0    14       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MICHAEL STEELE 8475           2   1  0    13       MSNBC (755)
 GRANULO 8496                  2   1  0    13       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              2   0  0    12       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           1   1  0    12       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-CLAW 8536                     1   0  1    11       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               2   1  0    10       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 FOE SHOW 8576                 1   0  0    10       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-STALEMATE 8535                1   0  0    10       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-FALSE BRAVADO 8538            1   0  0    10       BIKER LIFE (796)
 UHUHU 8445                    2   3  0     9       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            2   3  0     9       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          1   2  0     9       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LOM LACKLUSTER 8503           2   1  1     8       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 DULCINEA 8480                 2   2  0     8       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          1   0  0     8       BIKER LIFE (796)
-RATTLER 8430                  1   3  0     7       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-FIELD MOUSE 8464              0   1  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
-LITTLE RED 8404               0   6  0     6       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              1   1  1     5       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 THE TRICKSTER 8502            1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              1   0  0     5       BAD BEATS (791)
-REAPER 8495                   1   1  0     4       THE HEATHENS (793)
-SCUZZY BEARD 8498             1   1  0     4       BIKER LIFE (796)
-METEOR SHOWER 8482            1   0  0     4       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 0   2  0     2       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-LEATHER VEST 8499             0   2  0     2       BIKER LIFE (796)
 DIOMEDES 8564                 0   1  0     1       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SAD GIRL 8578                 0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 BUSEY 8293                    0   1  0     1       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-GRANITE FACE 8484             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
-GRU 8463                      0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572          0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-TURNING LEAF 8485             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 NOMAD 8573                    0   1  0     1       GAS MONKEY (783)
 DIANE 8574                    0   1  0     1       CHEERS (659)
 WINDY 8575                    0   1  0     1       CLAN KITFOX (781)
-FIERCE GREEN 8458             0   1  0     1       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TIME TO DIE 8563        0  1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   VERT CAMEMBERT        360  NONE
SMALL PAIR 8582         0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        STICKY TRIPOU         360  NONE
SQUADOOSH! 8581         0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        CHEEKY SNAIL          360  NONE
MUTT LANGLEY 8523       0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CLAW 8536             359   
TWIG ARMS 8561          0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 STICKY TRIPOU         360  NONE
CHAIN WALLET 8500       0  1 0 BIKER LIFE 796       LOM LACKLUSTER 8503   358   
EDDIE LEBEC 8300        3  4 0 CHEERS 659           FOIE GRAS SWEETI      360  NONE
HANZO 8018             13 11 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      EGG NOGGIN 8154       356  NOT REVENGED
MUSASHI 8479            1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BRAINOR 8448          358   
PINHEAD 8353            3  5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      ALEC BALDWIN 8128     358   
STILL NOT GOOD 8562     0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     VERT CAMEMBERT        360  NONE
BOBBY P 8526            0  2 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    ROSEBUD 8413          360   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAD INZEL 8529          0  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    THUGGER JAX 8524      359  JUST REVENGED
GOLDIE LUCK 8433        1  1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 AZUMANIAC 8466        356  REVENGED
BRICKLIN 8399           0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       LEGLESS FROG          360  NONE
FAIRLANE 8400           0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       CREAMY OYSTER         360  NONE
MUD 1 8583              0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     CHEEKY SNAIL          360  NONE
MUD 2 8584              0  1 0 HORNY GOAT X 750     LIVING GERARD         360  NONE
REDRAW 8566             0  1 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 800   CREAMY OYSTER         360  NONE
EORE 8294               0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 HAIRY ANDOUILLET      360  NONE
GAGA 8290               0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 LIVING GERARD         360  NONE
HERNANDEZ 8292          0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 ROQUEFORT KISS        360  NONE
OODLES OF POODLE 8406   2  3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493  360   
WASTEOTA 1.50 6351      0  1 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 ROQUEFORT KISS        360  NONE
PLASTIC BANANA 8517     0  1 0 OTTODROME TW 728     LIVING GERARD         360  NONE
TOTH 8325               2  3 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 O'JAY 8291            360   
STEPHEN KING 8308      10  4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MEGABOLOX 4312        359   
BANANA DAIQUIRI 8554    0  1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573   FOIE GRAS SWEETI      360  NONE
IT'S ALIVE 8555         0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   HAIRY ANDOUILLET      360  NONE
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980       11 14 2 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   CYCLONUS 8365         359   
KOWALSKI 7304           6 10 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  LEGLESS FROG          360  NONE
YOSEMITE SAM 8467       1  2 0 TEAM TOONS 764       RON WE SLAY 8494      358   
FERAL HOUND 8560        0  1 0 THE WILD HUNT 802    VERT CAMEMBERT        360  NONE
PACKMAN 8558            0  1 0 THE WILD HUNT 802    FOIE GRAS SWEETI      360  NONE
CRONUS 8390             5  6 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     ACE C. DEECEY 8369    359   
PYLENE 8409             2  3 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     CONSTANCE 8416        356  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I am declaring for the Turf War, My name is Crambus and I will be running Big Lake 
Maulers and I will be representing the Allied Axis. -- Crambus

FRODO lives! -- Oz The All Excited

Yrsa, congratulations! The best of the best in North Fork and Freedom Fries Land! 
Kudos, Duelmaster. -- Oz The All Praising

Stalemate and Voller, you Malice Keepers must be pretty darn good! You beat up on a 
little rodent and a wimpy flying monkey. Why would you be so cruel? Are you animal 
haters? -- Field Mouse and Golden Cap

Runs With Spear, how.  Me talkum injun. Me beatum you. Me laugh in fire water. Har, 
har, har. -- Munchkin

A'merkin Injuns, that was not very nice of Munchkin and I apologize for the little 
runt. -- Oz The All Apologetic

Turf War Ten is coming and FRODO lives! -- Oz The All Excited

All, today I announce the entry of a new team into TWX. I am honored to captain this 
newby entrant. Allow me to introduce.................................................
  Fearless Relics Of Duelmaster Oldtimers (FRODO)
  Land Of Oz (Oz)
  Second Bananas (Mannequin)
  Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait)
  Royal Flush (Crip)
FRODO lives! -- Oz The All Communicative

I, Oz The All Knowing and All Powerful declare that I will captain and participate in 
the FRODO alliance. I look forward to all the free certificates I shall win. -- Oz The 
All In

Health. Humility. Honor. FRODO lives! -- Oz The All Grateful

All -- My team Baal's Minions will be competing in the upcoming TW on the Inner Circle 
team. -- Var

I, Slugbait, declare that I will participate in the FRODO alliance. -- slugbait

North Fork -- We used to be loyal to SCOMs, but as of the last Turf War, that has 
changed.   Now we declare our allegiance to FRODO (Fearless Relics of Duelmasters 
Oldtimers). -- Crip, mgr of Royal Flush

I am declaring as Captain in the TW for CLOCKWORK DOOM Our alliance will consist of 
Otis, One Armed Bandit, Kharadmon, and Assurnasirbanipal. (Kharadmon declared under 
our former alliance name, so please let us know if he needs to declare again.) -- 
Assur

ALL -- Garbage Pail Kids will be participating in the upcoming Turf War as part of the 
CLOCKWORK DOOM alliance managed by Assur. -- Kharadmon, mgr Garbage Pail Kids
P.S. Please disregard my prior declaration due to alliance name change.  Apologies for 
any confusion. 

I am declaring for the Turf War, My name is Crambus and I will be running Big Lake 
Maulers and I will be representing the Allied Axis, Den is our captain. -- Crambus

MALICE KEEPERS -- I hate you. -- CRAMBUS, mgr of BIG LAKE MAULERS and HEAD COURT 
JESTER of the ALLIED AXIS

I will be competing in the upcoming Turf War with my team Dungeon Cell, under the 
banner of the Clockwork Doom alliance (Assur, Kharadmon, and Otis). -- One Armed 
Bandit

The Natural B. Killers have returned to North Fork. I see many an old friend and even 
more new teams for killing. That is after all what comes naturally to us. Let the 
games begin. -- Maximillian

TWX alliance announcement -- Maximillian of Natural B. Killers 2 has been nominated by 
his peers as Captain of The Wrecking Crew or TWC.  As captain, I would like to 
announce my associates.  May you all do well, just not as well as us. -- Maximillian
  Dr. F will represent -- Mentors Misfits  
  Blackstorm will represent -- Blackstorm
  Nomad will represent -- The Wild Hunt 		 	   		  

North Fork -- Let's try this again.  Crambus, the anointed Court Jester of the mighty 
Allied Axis, brings his team Big Lake Maulers to this arena.  They expect and will 
shed blood.  How will they do this, you ask?  By mauling you, obviously!  Duh!  They 
will represent the Allied Axis team in the pending tournament which is captained by 
me, Den.  This final posting should be everything we need for this tourney, printed 
exactly as requested and under the time rules specified.  Try as you will to keep us 
out of the tourney, we shall be there. -- Den

Bill the Bard -- Change your name, you will not be told a third time. -- Den

Egg Noggin -- Best of three? I suspect you'll be sizing me up again soon. -- Yrsa.

Freedom Fries Land -- My humblest apologies for not being more active, just as I 
thought I was clear to increase my involvement I got dragged, kicking and screaming, 
into the middle of a project. Yay? I hope to be more active again shortly, but we 
shall see how we go. -- Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr Jomsvikings.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KOWALSKI was butchered by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EDDIE LEBEC was slaughtered by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRICKLIN was put to death by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FAIRLANE was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SQUADOOSH! was butchered by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GAGA was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BANANA DAIQUIRI was killed by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
IT'S ALIVE was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PACKMAN was dealt death by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
FERAL HOUND was easily killed by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TWIG ARMS was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SMALL PAIR was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
MUD 2 was slaughtered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PLASTIC BANANA was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUD 1 was easily killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
STILL NOT GOOD was savagely slain by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
REDRAW was butchered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
EORE was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
TIME TO DIE was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
HERNANDEZ was viciously butchered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WASTEOTA 1.50 was narrowly killed by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 2 minute Dark Arena struggle.
TEN TRICK'S EX was viciously subdued by MEGABOLOX in a 6 minute Bloodfeud fray.
SCHWEDERSKE bested THUGGER JAX in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was demolished by YRSA in a 1 minute Challenge Title bout.
CRYSTAL BALL was beaten by ASP in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
INANNA overcame ZITH in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
EGG NOGGIN was beaten by BUGS in a exciting 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SILK was overpowered by NIMBLE FOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
JACK B. QUICK was viciously subdued by THOMAS ROBERTS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
NICK TORTELLI overpowered ODIN AVERSSON in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
MR. WOLF vanquished BROKEN POND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ACE C. DEECEY demolished STEVE KORNACKI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BARSTOOL 5 unbelievably bested BLINDING MAN in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
ORESTES beat BARNEY STINSON in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
PHAROS was narrowly defeated by SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
OOKLA THE MOK was overpowered by QUAGMIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AZUMANIAC overpowered DULCINEA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE TRICKSTER was beaten by AMIINANY DANGER in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
DUMBLEGORE was demolished by ADOBE GILLIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
SEABLOOM was overpowered by MICHAEL STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HARRY SLAUGHTER murdered OODLES OF POODLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LION unbelievably bested FIZBAN in a exciting 11 minute fight.
ELEPHANT was demolished by VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LITTLE BIG MAN was overpowered by CHRIS MATTHEWS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALEC BALDWIN was handily defeated by DEVOUT CHRISTIAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAPULODON beat ONE TIME! in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
ODOBAN won victory over FIDDLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's struggle.
NIGHTS CALL was vanquished by DON QUIXOTE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SIR KILLALOT was bested by QUICK SAND in a 2 minute match.
SS GUARD was overcome by RUNS WITH SPEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
EPHYRA demolished TORAK in a 2 minute one-sided match.
JINX savagely defeated ANGRY CLAM in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
CLAMTASTIC was luckily beaten by MUNCHKIN in a action packed 9 minute gory bout.
CONSTANCE was overcome by BROCK TULGREN in a exciting 6 minute duel.
ROSEBUD narrowly killed BOBBY P in a 4 minute brutal conflict.
GALAXIE demolished LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
THAYER THE SLAYER overcame UHUHU in a 2 minute amateur's contest.
JACK THE BLADE overpowered DIANE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
TRADER JOE devastated DIOMEDES in a 4 minute mismatched fight.
GRANULO demolished FIVE-DOLLAR RAY in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
RON WE SLAY devastated BUSEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEVERUS NAPE vanquished WINDY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TOTH was savagely slain by O'JAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal amateur's brawl.
LOM LACKLUSTER was beaten by MUSH in a exciting 1 minute beginner's fight.
FOE SHOW handily defeated NOMAD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SAD GIRL was beaten by BUSTED ACES in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         AIMED BLOW        50 -  42 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  48 -  6      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  47 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  26 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  22 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  21 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  56 -  5      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  26 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  92 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  49 -  2      25  |

Turn 360 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 14         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    3 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ASP 7591                   19  10  0  133 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
TOTAL PARRY      MEGABOLOX 4312             20   8  1  125 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321      21  18  4  101 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
WALL OF STEEL    INANNA 7132                10   7  2  101 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRYSTAL BALL 8257          10   8  1   95 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK   ALEC BALDWIN 8128          15  11  2   72 MSNBC (755)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396              8   3  0   62 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-LUNGE      ELEPHANT 7127               7   6  1   60 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLAMTASTIC 7994             9   5  0   43 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SLASHING ATTACK  SS GUARD 6018               6   4  0   35 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CLAMTASTIC 7994.  The ten other most popular fighters were ODOBAN 7715, MEGABOLOX 
4312, BLINDING MAN 8417, THOMAS ROBERTS 8265, CONSTANCE 8416, CRAPULODON 4305, 
WASTEOTA 1.50 6351, ACE C. DEECEY 8369, FIDDLE 7898, and QUICK SAND 8419.

The least popular fighter this week was TEN TRICK'S EX 7878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LION 8020, BROCK TULGREN 8528, NOMAD 8573, WINDY 8575, 
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572, TRADER JOE 8522, DIANE 8574, LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264, MUNCHKIN 
8432, and ANGRY CLAM 8267.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TEN TRICK'S EX (47-7878) ROYAL FLUSH (48)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.