DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/17/2015    Duedate: 12/14/2015

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-361

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MEGABOLOX
WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-4312) [21-8-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ASP                            TRADER JOE
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)        BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
(47-7591) [20-10-0,138]        (47-8522) [3-0-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUGS                           ODOBAN
TEAM TOONS (764)               ERRATA! (760)
(47-7737) [14-30-0,102]        (47-7715) [10-8-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAS MONKEY (783)            44
2. BIKER LIFE (796)            41      SHEWISH DINER (806)
3. TOKEN ENTRY (725)           40      Unchartered Team
4. BAD BEATS (791)             28
5. MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)      25      DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)       81  43  7 65.3   1/ 1*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 1
 2/ 2 BAD BEATS (791)           21  12  0 63.6   2/ 5*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    8  6 1
 3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         784 497 27 61.2   3/ 2 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     8  7 1
 4/ 1*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     12   8  2 60.0   4/11 CHEERS (659)              7  5 1
 5- 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     296 203 30 59.3   5/ 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       7  7 1
 6/ 0 THE OPERA (613)          136  94  4 59.1   6/ 7 BAD BEATS (791)           7  8 0
 7- 6 D.A. REJECTS (787)        49  36  2 57.6   7/13*BIKER LIFE (796)          6  4 0
 8/ 4*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)     8   6  1 57.1   8/23 CLAN KITFOX (781)         6  9 0
 9- 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   423 319 33 57.0   9/12 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    5  6 0
10/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         890 702 46 55.9  10/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  6 0
11/16*BIKER LIFE (796)           8   7  0 53.3  11/17 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  8 1
12- 9 DARQUE FORCES (396)      306 273 24 52.8  12/ 4 WHITE SHADOW (779)        5  9 0
13-10*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      18  17  1 51.4  13/21 GAS MONKEY (783)          5 10 0
14/11 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  90  86  6 51.1  14/22*FRAYED SANITY (799)       5 10 0
15/14 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   40  39  1 50.6  15/28 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         4  6 1
16/13 CHEERS (659)             125 122 10 50.6  16- 8 MSNBC (755)               4  6 0
17-12 OTTODROME TW (728)       105 103  7 50.5  17- 9*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     4  6 0
18-15*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     17  17  1 50.0  18-10 DARQUE FORCES (396)       3  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     125 126  9 49.8  19/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   3  0 0
20/17 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   197 200 12 49.6  20-18 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      3  2 1
21/20 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)   81  86  2 48.5  21/14 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         3  3 0
22-21 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  39  42  0 48.1  22/15 TEAM TOONS (764)          3  3 0
23/18 ERRATA! (760)             38  41  0 48.1  23/34 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  3  6 0
24-22 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      89  99  2 47.3  24/35*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    3  8 2
25/23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       74  84  6 46.8  25/24 ERRATA! (760)             2  1 0
26/24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      41  49  3 45.6  26/38 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   2  2 0
27-25 BLACK STORM (171)        116 142  9 45.0  27-16 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     2  3 0
28-26 HORNY GOAT X (750)        51  63  5 44.7  28-26*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)     2  3 0
29/28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     30  39  5 43.5  29-20 SECOND BANANAS (573)      2  4 0
30-27 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     30  41  1 42.3  30/ 0 THE OPERA (613)           1  1 0
31/30 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         36  51  6 41.4  31- 0 SHEWISH DINER (806)       1  2 1
32-29 MSNBC (755)               86 123  4 41.1  32/ 0 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      1  2 0
33-31 MALICE KEEPERS (666)      20  30  1 40.0  33/ 0*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   1  2 0
34-32*NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)      2   3  0 40.0  34-32 BLACK STORM (171)         1  4 0
35/33 TEAM TOONS (764)          71 119  2 37.4  35-30 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    1  4 0
36/34 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         83 140  6 37.2  36-36 OTTODROME TW (728)        1  4 0
37/35 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)   242 429 24 36.1  37/27 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)    1  8 1
38/36 GAS MONKEY (783)          27  48  1 36.0  38-31 THE HEATHENS (793)        0  5 0
39/38 CLAN KITFOX (781)         44  80  4 35.5  39/42*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)      0  4 0
40/37 WHITE SHADOW (779)        49  91  2 35.0  40/43*THE WILD HUNT (802)       0  3 0
41/40*FRAYED SANITY (799)        5  10  0 33.3  41/33 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      0  3 0
42/ 0*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)    1   2  0 33.3  42-37 HORNY GOAT X (750)        0  2 0
43-39 THE HEATHENS (793)        17  36  3 32.1  43-40 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      0  2 0
44/41*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)     3   8  2 27.3  44-29*TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      0  2 0
45/43*HOUSE OF CARDS (800)       0   4  0  0.0  45-39 D.A. REJECTS (787)        0  2 0
46/42*THE WILD HUNT (802)        0   3  0  0.0  46-41 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TEAM SPOTLIGHT

After the last DM47 newsletter, the following is the current (10-22-15) status of 
entrants in TWX. Updates are also posted regularly on the RSI site under TWX.

ONLY 3 MORE TURNS UNTIL TWX !!!! (10-22-2015) HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

So far seven teams have announced.

Remember:  It takes three things to make an entry:
1. Alliance announcement in a DM47 newsletter. (code AN)
2. Each team manager must declare in writing in a DM47 newsletter. (code MD)
   Team managers must list their team name and manager name.
3. Each team manager must have 2 certs submitted in his name. (code CE)

The following is the status:

FRODO (Fearless Relics of Duelmasters Oldtimers)
Land Of Oz -OZ- (all in)
Second Bananas -Mannequin- (only need MD)
Royal Flush -Crip- (all in)
Mystic Orc Feast -Slugbait- (all in)

IC (Inner Circle)
Spectral Steel -DAMEON DARKHEART (ony need CE)
D A Rejects -Spirit- (need MD and CE)
A'merkin Injuns -The Chosen One- (need MD and CE)
Baal's Minions -Val- (only need CE)

BAGS (Teabags)
All need all

ATX (Alliance Turfwar Ten ???)
Pawn Of Prophecy -GENTLEBEN- (all in)
Team Blackstaff Bill The Bard- (all in)
Deathly Hallows -Blackheart- (all in)
Tolbins Hive A -Tolbin- (all in)

AA (Allied Axis)
Big Lake Groove -DEN- (all in)
Biker's Life -Bill- (only need MD)
Big Lake Maulers- -Crambus- (all in)
Frayed Sanity -Philthy Phil- (all in)

CDOOM (Clockwork Doom)
??? -Assurnasirbanipal- (only need team name)
Dungeon Cell -OAB- (all in)
Garbage Pail Kids - Kharadmon- (all in)
??? -Otis- (need team name, MD, and CE)

TWC (The Wrecking Crew)
Natural B Killers 2 -Maximillian- (all in)
Mentors Misfit -Dr. F- (need MD and CE)
Blackstorm -Blackstorm- (need MD and CE)
The Wild Hunt -Nomad- (Need MD and CE)

And, the following -unmatched- titled certs have been received:
Les Turfistes, Fast Food, Floyd, the Dark One, Howling Wolf, Destitute Noble

There you have it. We expect 10 teams for TWX. Get your Alliance Announcements, your 
Team Declarations, and Certificates in. (NOW.)

                                          Brought to you by
                                          Oz The All Communicative

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Managers were muttering after CLAN KITFOX showed NORTH FORK what they 
could do:  3-2-0 to move up by 15.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
TOKEN ENTRY blew up the rankings to 13!  Perhaps it is NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 34th to 23rd last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Managers were muttering after MENTOR'S MISFITS showed NORTH FORK what 
they could do:  2-3-1 to move up by 11.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS blew up the rankings to 12!  Practice pays for GALAXIE, who 
pummelled NIGHTS CALL, to pocket 20 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 11 points to STARFURY.  (Discrete enough, 
PHAROS?) Like a flirtacious debutante, NORTH FORK's Duelmaster YRSA found herself the 
woman of the hour, being "invited to dance" 4 times!  The arena was more crowded than 
usual this time, as MEGABOLOX faced NORTH FORK's Duelmaster.  In NORTH FORK, nothing 
is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, MEGABOLOX.  Word 
has it one team in NORTH FORK is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent 
to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are NORTH FORK's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in LAND OF OZ are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  The warriors of LAND OF OZ found their efforts at combat 
frustrated as WEIRD ALCHEMY apparently had more important things to do than fight.  
ONE TIME! found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below:  EPHYRA.  EPHYRA of WHITE 
SHADOW kept hers wits as she was subdued by ONE TIME!.  Willing to win at any cost is 
JACK THE BLADE, who challenged DIANE, 11 points junior.  Our sympathies, DIANE!  I 
thought JACK THE BLADE showed great skill and promise when he defeated DIANE.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Citizens of NORTH FORK, be sure to settle your debts with LITTLE BIG MAN of NATURAL 
B. KILLERS 2.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  
Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, TEN TRICK'S 
EX of ROYAL FLUSH has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Congratulations, 
ELEPHANT.  The manager of ROYAL FLUSH should have sent ACE C. DEECEY to the Dark 
Arena for having a 5-5-2 long ago.  Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I 
was pleased to see FRAYED SANITY retaliate against GARDEN STEWARDESS in bloodfeud!  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports 
for NORTH FORK?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEGABOLOX 4312               21   8  1   131       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153       11   5  1   169       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ASP 7591                     20  10  0   138       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            10   2  0   130       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321        22  18  4   112       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-FOUL BILL 8061               11   4  0   112       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 INANNA 7132                  11   7  2   109       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 LION 8020                    18   8  0   104       LAND OF OZ (217)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768             15   6  1   102       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BUGS 7737                    14  30  0   102       TEAM TOONS (764)
 YRSA 7671                    21  29  1    99       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-THE DOCTOR 8142              10   5  0    98       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631          13  30  0    96       MSNBC (755)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048           10   5  0    96       GAS MONKEY (783)
-ZITH 7361                    13  13  1    91       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-NUT BROWN 8178                8   3  1    91       HORNY GOAT X (750)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      18  20  2    90       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 JENNA 5099                   18  24  4    88       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-DRESDEN 7237                  8   4  0    88       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257            10   9  1    87       LAND OF OZ (217)
-CYCLONUS 8365                 7   1  1    87       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 ODOBAN 7715                  10   8  0    86       ERRATA! (760)
-EGG NOGGIN 8154              15   8  2    85       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-EAT IT RAW 7996               9   6  0    85       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335            12   6  1    84       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-EVICSERATOR 5358             15  17  1    83       BLACK STORM (171)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979           7   6  1    83       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978            8   7  0    82       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CLANCY 7713                   8   7  0    81       ERRATA! (760)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393              9   2  0    80       BAD BEATS (791)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   7  0    76       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176            9   4  0    74       CHEERS (659)
 ELEPHANT 7127                 8   6  2    74       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 CRAPULODON 4305              16  17  0    72       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-ALEC BALDWIN 8128            15  11  2    72       MSNBC (755)
-SKYWARP 8063                  9   8  1    72       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221               9   3  0    72       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TIME! 8396                9   2  0    66       BAD BEATS (791)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716              7   8  0    66       ERRATA! (760)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARLBORO MAN 8145             8   5  1    64       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-MR. WOLF 7401                12  11  0    61       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-FIDDLE 7898                   9  12  0    61       OTTODROME TW (728)
-DRONE A1 8097                 7   0  0    61       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          11   8  0    59       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-LUCCIO 7303                   6   8  1    59       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          8   7  0    58       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-FOX 8148                     10   7  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135               8   5  2    57       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          7   6  2    57       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  23  0    56       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-DUNGEON PORTER 7837           6  10  0    56       HORNY GOAT X (750)
-LILITH 8219                   7   3  1    55       CHEERS (659)
-DWES EG SALAD 8639           13   7  1    54       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LIL PRINCESS 8370             4   2  0    54       D.A. REJECTS (787)
-ROOK 8204                    13   4  0    53       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 JINX 7951                    12  16  1    53       TEAM TOONS (764)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             12  17  0    53       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-THOMAS ROBERTS 8265           9  11  1    53       MSNBC (755)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 6   2  0    52       LAND OF OZ (217)
-STEVE KORNACKI 8202          12  11  0    51       MSNBC (755)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            6  15  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-JACK O'LANTERN 2762           5   4  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253               8   2  0    47       CHEERS (659)
-SWAMP STORM 5893             11   4  0    46       BLACK STORM (171)
 EPHYRA 8372                   7   7  0    45       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-MORGAN 7235                   7   7  0    45       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-VOLLER 6309                   8   2  0    44       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 SS GUARD 6018                 7   4  0    44       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 GALAXIE 8339                  5   1  0    44       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BIG PIGEON 7411               4   4  0    44       THE OPERA (613)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994               9   5  0    43       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         7   7  1    41       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-QUICK SAND 8419               4   3  0    41       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378               6   4  0    40       LAND OF OZ (217)
-PARA 7767                     7   8  0    39       ERRATA! (760)
 PARSIFAL 7414                 5   0  0    39       THE OPERA (613)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          7   3  0    38       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           6  13  1    38       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165            4   6  0    38       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-LAKEFRONT 7714                6   9  0    35       ERRATA! (760)
-PEANUT BLUBBER 8624           4   2  0    35       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 TRADER JOE 8522               3   0  0    35       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-RUNNY LEGS 8623               5   3  1    34       SHEWISH DINER (806)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRAINOR 8448                  4   2  1    33       THE HEATHENS (793)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267               6   4  0    32       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 BROKEN POND 8105              5   9  0    32       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-ADOBE GILLIS 8309             4   3  0    31       OTTODROME TW (728)
-BLINDING MAN 8417             4   3  0    30       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          3   1  1    30       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            2   0  0    30       BIKER LIFE (796)
 ORESTES 8391                  6   6  1    29       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 BAPHOMASHER 5849              5   6  0    28       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-SUNSTORM 8377                 4   3  0    28       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-DRONE A4 8098                 4   3  0    28       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020             7   6  0    27       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 BAD INK 8501                  3   0  0    27       BIKER LIFE (796)
-SILK 8229                     5   4  0    26       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-MORTICIOUS 8451               4   4  1    24       THE HEATHENS (793)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUAGMIRE 8272                 4   5  1    24       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 GRANULO 8496                  3   1  0    24       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           6   4  1    23       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307           3   4  0    23       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              3   1  1    21       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 FOE SHOW 8576                 2   0  0    21       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 SPED 6847                     3   5  0    20       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           2   1  0    20       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
-THUNDER HEAD 8481             1   0  0    19       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            2   1  0    18       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-SLUDGE 8470                   1   2  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         3   8  0    17       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 SEVERUS NAPE 8490             2   2  0    17       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-TORAK 8341                    1   3  0    17       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 CONSTANCE 8416                3   6  1    16       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 DULCINEA 8480                 3   2  0    16       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 MUSH 8577                     2   0  0    16       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 STARFURY 8596                 1   0  0    16       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 ROSEBUD 8413                  2   7  1    14       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
-JEDBULL 6308                  2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-FLAMBO 6311                   2   8  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 1   2  0    14       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BUSEY 8293                    1   1  0    14       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-MICHAEL STEELE 8475           2   1  0    13       MSNBC (755)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          2   0  0    12       BIKER LIFE (796)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          2   2  0    12       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-CLAW 8536                     1   0  1    11       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 O'JAY 8291                    1   2  1    10       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-STALEMATE 8535                1   0  0    10       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 DIVIN' IVAN 8539              1   0  0    10       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 PHAROS 8478                   2   3  0     9       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-OOKLA THE MOK 8468            2   3  0     9       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              2   0  0     9       BAD BEATS (791)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               2   2  0     8       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              1   2  1     8       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              2   1  0     7       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 LOHAN 8602                    1   0  1     7       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-RATTLER 8430                  1   3  0     7       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
 DIOMEDES 8564                 1   1  0     6       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-THE TRICKSTER 8502            1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             0   3  0     5       BIKER LIFE (796)
-REAPER 8495                   1   1  0     4       THE HEATHENS (793)
-METEOR SHOWER 8482            1   0  0     4       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 DWARKA 8595                   0   1  0     3       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 DARKMIGHT 8594                0   1  0     3       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572          0   2  0     2       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 DIANE 8574                    0   2  0     2       CHEERS (659)
 TILT! 8605                    0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (791)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651            0   1  0     1       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-TURNING LEAF 8485             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)
 BLANSKI 8604                  0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-GRU 8463                      0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-GRANITE FACE 8484             0   1  0     1       NATURE'S BEAUTY (794)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215  361  NONE
SQUADOOSH 2 8606        0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
MR SHORES 8608          0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      361  NONE
MUTT LANGLEY 8523       0  1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CLAW 8536             359   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHAIN WALLET 8500       0  1 0 BIKER LIFE 796       LOM LACKLUSTER 8503   358  NONE
SCUZZY BEARD 8498       1  2 0 BIKER LIFE 796       VERT CAMEMBERT        361  NONE
MUSASHI 8479            1  1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      BRAINOR 8448          358   
PINHEAD 8353            3  5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781      ALEC BALDWIN 8128     358   
SAD GIRL 8578           0  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      LOHAN 8602            361   
WINDY 8575              0  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      ROQUEFORT KISS        361  NONE
BOBBY P 8526            0  2 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    ROSEBUD 8413          360  JUST REVENGED
RAD INZEL 8529          0  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    THUGGER JAX 8524      359  JUST REVENGED
BARFIN' BART 8612       0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
FIERCE GREEN 8458       0  2 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
LITTLE RED 8404         0  7 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      361  NONE
THE ELEPHANT MAN 8473   0  1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 FOIE GRAS SWEETI      361  NONE
DENT 8610               0  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       ROQUEFORT KISS        361  NONE
NOMAD 8573              0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       FOIE GRAS SWEETI      361  NONE
SHATTER 8611            0  1 0 GAS MONKEY 783       STICKY TRIPOU         361  NONE
REDRAW 8649             0  1 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 800   LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
REDRAW 8598             0  1 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 800   CREAMY OYSTER         361  NONE
TOTO'S TOE 8650         0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT      361  NONE
NI 8603                 0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 HAIRY ANDOUILLET      361  NONE
NO 8601                 0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 STICKY TRIPOU         361  NONE
OODLES OF POODLE 8406   2  3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493  360   
LITTLE BIG MAN 5393    17 18 1 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 CHEEKY SNAIL          361  NONE
THE HORSEMAN 8607       0  1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
TOTH 8325               2  3 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 O'JAY 8291            360   
ACE C. DEECEY 8369      5  6 2 ROYAL FLUSH 48       ELEPHANT 7127         361   
STEPHEN KING 8308      10  4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       MEGABOLOX 4312        359   
TEN TRICK'S EX 7878    18 15 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48       CREAMY OYSTER         361  NONE
NOT QUITE DEAD 8588     0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   CHEEKY SNAIL          361  NONE
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980       11 14 2 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   CYCLONUS 8365         359   
YOSEMITE SAM 8467       1  2 0 TEAM TOONS 764       RON WE SLAY 8494      358   
MOON OVER MARIN 8552    0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      HAIRY ANDOUILLET      361  NONE
POLICE TRUCK 8551       0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      LEGLESS FROG          361  NONE
AZUMANIAC 8466          2  4 1 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    CREAMY OYSTER         361  NONE
UHUHU 8445              2  4 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    VERT CAMEMBERT        361  NONE
CRONUS 8390             5  6 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     ACE C. DEECEY 8369    359   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I am declaring as Captain of the Inner Circle entry into Turf Wars!  I will be 
managing Spectral Steel. -- Dameon Darkheart

Congratulations to Lord Protector Ten Trick's Ex. Get him outta here! Godling coming 
your way, Crip. -- Oz The All Hopeful

Yrsa and Sigurs, a salute to you! Kudos on your continuing success. -- Oz The All 
Praising

A TWXing we will go. A TWXing we will go. Hi ho the derio, A TWXing we will go. -- Oz 
The All Excited

Uh, that is, if FRODO can get Mannequin to confirm. Kids! -- Oz The All Exasperated

Clamtastic, that win over you was, well, clamtastic! -- Munchkin

Asp, geez! That was doggone aspnine that you beat me! Snake in the grass! Lucky! -- 
Crystal Ball

Fizban, I roared, you thunked. It's ok; I like thunkers. (wink) -- Lion

What's a teabag? -- Oz The All Inquisitive

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz the All Philosophic

Clarification just in case it is needed.  Assur's team for the Turf War is BASH BROS 
PARK.  I wish I could claim old age and forgetfulness, but while I am not young, I'm 
also not old (yet).  So I only get to claim just pure forgetfulness.  Sadness... -- 
Assur

I am declaring for the TW. My team, Biker Life, will fight under Den and the AA 
banner.  I have also sent a photo copy of my birth certificate, drivers license, blood 
sample, list of hobbies and interests, and occupational history. Hopefully this will 
be enough. -- Bill, mgr. Biker Life

Bill the Bard -- Henceforth, you are Bob the Barb. -- Bill

Second Bananas will be competing for the Fearless Relics Of Duelmaster Oldtimers 
(FRODO) in this edition of the Turf War. -- Mannequin, Mgr of Second Bananas

TW Announcement:  The Wild Hunt rides again.  This team, managed by Nomad, will be 
representing the Wrecking Crew.

I will be competing in the upcoming Turf War with my team, House Of Cards, under the 
banner of the Trump Enterprises Alastari Alliance Battle Group (TEABAG), which I also 
have the honor to Captain.  Other alliance members include:
Trump -- Bad Beats
Jerman -- Weird Students
DeGotti -- Destroyers Legion
May you all die a thousand deaths.  Hugs! -- Vlad

I will be competing in the upcoming Turf War with my team Weird Students, under the 
banner of the TEABAG alliance. -- Jerman

Moderators -- I would like to announce myself and my gods (Votan Shadow, Mr Nancy, 
Czernobog, and Low Key) for the Turf War: Deitys of Chaos, mgr Wednesday.  I have no 
affiliations or alliances, thus am simply a mercenary.  Please list me as temporary 
captain of Mercenaries (until someone more qualified can take the job) for the Turf 
War.  Thank you. -- Wednesday, mgr Deitys of Chaos

All -- Anyone willing to join me or have me join them please speak up; I simply want 
to fight in and win this Turf War, nothing more! -- Wednesday, the best day of the 
week

Oz the Omniscient -- Since this is the tenth Turf War perhaps somebody who has 
participated in all of them could recount the history of the TW since its inception, 
participants, winners, et al.  I for one would be interested!  Just a thought... -- 
Wednesday

As I am in the belly of the beast it may be easier for anyone wishing to contact me to 
do so directly:  Lee Warner, 57307-308, PO Box 1000, Lewisburg, PA 17837. -- 
Wednesday, mgr Deitys of Chaos

CORRECTION: I will be competing in the upcoming Turf War with my team SHEWISH DINER, 
under the banner of the Clockwork Doom alliance (Assur, Kharadmon, and Otis). -- One 
Armed Bandit, mgr of Shewish Diner

Oz and Darque -- I am announcing that my team LIFE'S LESSONS, will fight under the 
Great Lakes Syndicate alliance's banner!  I will get my certs in shortly! -- Street 
Legal, Life's Lessons, The Great Lakes Syndicate  		 	  	

Alec Baldwin -- Maybe its time to go back to making movies eh? -- Devout Christian

Chris Matthews -- Excuse me while I kill myself, beat by an MSNBC employee! Oh the 
shame....! -- Little Big Man

Quick Sand -- Seeya again soon. -- Sir Killalot

ALL -- Bad Beats will be participating in the upcoming Turf War as part of the TEABAG 
alliance, captained by Vlad Taltos. -- Poker Brat, mgr Bad Beats (a wholly owned 
subsidiary of Trump Gladiatorial Enterprises)

Greetings Managers -- I am declaring a powerful force for the upcoming Turf War 
battle. Stillgard, Street Legal, Studcraft and, myself, Deeders, shall unite under the 
Great Lakes Syndicate banner.  I shall captain this mighty group as best I can. -- 
Deeders

To All -- I am declaring my team Star Prairie for the upcoming Turf War. -- Deeders

Allied Axis -- You understand down challenging will not work in this contest??  Did 
you read the rules? -- Deeders

Bill -- After your expected failure in the Slaughter Challenge, I wonder how many 
turns before you quit or just revert to DCing your way to self gratification. -- 
Deeders

To All: I am declaring my team Snow Fort for the upcoming Turf War. I will be fighting 
with the Great Lakes Syndicate. -- Studcraft

LP Ten Trick's EX -- I assume you finally got the needed amount of skill ratings to 
achieve graduation or the crowd just grew so tired of your ugly mug they paid the 
commission to get you out of town.  Either way, congrats and live a long and boring 
life. -- Pawn of Prophecy

DM YRSA -- We shall see about removing your Viking butt from that chair..... -- Pawn 
of Prophecy 
P.S. Congrats on the throne, enjoy it while it lasts.

Inanna -- BAH! -- Zith

Nimble Fox -- Sly....very sly. -- Silk

Broken Pond -- You move like pond water....oh....never mind. -- Mr Wolf

Ephyra -- You jelly fish are so entrancing you almost forget you're in a 
fight........but I bet you taste delicious on toast. -- Torak

O'Jay -- You will not get away with this murder so easily.  Cast off your gloves of 
acquittal for the gauntlet of truth has been thrown. -- Pawn of Prophecy, team mates 
of the late Toth

I will be competing in the upcoming Turf War with my team Destroyers Legion, under the 
banner of the TEABAG alliance. -- DeGotti

North Fork -- Once again I find myself making declarations for my team in the pending 
contest.  Even though on turn 358 Bill already declared his team of Biker Life, the 
Consortium is far too dense to comprehend this and the messages I send him in regards 
to this declaration fall on ignorant ears. So, you will all notice that this turn, 
once again Bill is declaring his team, Biker Life, which is named to honor all the 
wonderful things that losers that drive bikes do for our society.  Think about it, who 
else can impress the socks off of you by revving up their 2-wheeled pile of garbage 
that is worth more than their entire trailer house and the flea market furniture found 
within?  Anyway, cower in fear, for the team Allied Axis is now complete and has once 
again fulfilled all the requirements for the pending contest.  As the captain, I am 
honored to lead this team into deathly combat.  Many will feel the sting of our 
ability. -- Den, High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LITTLE BIG MAN was dealt death by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TEN TRICK'S EX was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
LITTLE RED was killed by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AZUMANIAC was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
UHUHU was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FIERCE GREEN was assassinated by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SCUZZY BEARD was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
WINDY was slaughtered by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOMAD was butchered by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SHATTER was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MOON OVER MARIN was assassinated by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
REDRAW was slaughtered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was slaughtered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BARFIN' BART was slaughtered by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
SQUADOOSH 2 was assassinated by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
NOT QUITE DEAD was killed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE HORSEMAN was murdered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
POLICE TRUCK was dealt death by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
MR SHORES was butchered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
THE ELEPHANT MAN was butchered by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DENT was easily killed by ROQUEFORT KISS in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
REDRAW was assassinated by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NI was assassinated by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
TOTO'S TOE was slaughtered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
SEABLOOM bested ROSEBUD in a 2 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BROCK TULGREN bested THUGGER JAX in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
MEGABOLOX narrowly defeated YRSA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title bout.
LION luckily beat BUGS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody master's Challenge fight.
ACE C. DEECEY was killed by ELEPHANT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EPHYRA lost to ONE TIME! in a popular 6 minute Challenge match.
MUNCHKIN was viciously subdued by NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TRADER JOE overpowered SEVERUS NAPE in a popular 6 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ORESTES was viciously subdued by SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
GOLDEN CAP won victory over HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BAD INK vanquished LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
JACK THE BLADE handily defeated DIANE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DUMBLEGORE was overpowered by FOE SHOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
GRANULO overpowered CONSTANCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SCHWEDERSKE was viciously subdued by BUSEY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fray.
LEATHER VEST was subdued by AMIINANY DANGER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN overpowered CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ASP narrowly defeated ODOBAN in a popular 3 minute bloody expert's contest.
INANNA demolished JENNA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAPULODON was viciously subdued by DON QUIXOTE in a exciting 7 minute brutal fight.
VICKY MENDOZA handily defeated QUEEN OF THE SOUTH in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEL ICIOUS overpowered ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BARSTOOL 5 overpowered RON WE SLAY in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
JACK B. QUICK handily defeated BROKEN POND in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUNS WITH SPEAR murdered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
NIMBLE FOX subdued JINX in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
NIGHTS CALL was overcome by GALAXIE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SS GUARD beat BIG PIGEON in a action packed 1 minute competition.
PARSIFAL handily defeated SPED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR KILLALOT was overpowered by FALSE BRAVADO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAPHOMASHER vanquished O'JAY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIOMEDES overcame TILT! in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY lost to BUSTED ACES in a 3 minute novice's match.
MUSH overcame DARKMIGHT in a 2 minute novice's bout.
SAD GIRL was killed by LOHAN in a 1 minute novice's fight.
OBNOXIOUS NOISE overcame DWARKA in a exciting 1 minute amateur's contest.
DULCINEA devastated BLANSKI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PHAROS was viciously subdued by STARFURY in a 2 minute bloody fight.
DIVIN' IVAN demolished APEX PREDATOR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  27 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         AIMED BLOW        47 -  44 -  3      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  54 -  6      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  51 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  23 -  1      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  26 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  95 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  65 -  4      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  52 -  2      28  |

Turn 361 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 11         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     3 - 14         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MEGABOLOX 4312             21   8  1  131 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       ASP 7591                   20  10  0  138 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321      22  18  4  112 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
WALL OF STEEL    INANNA 7132                11   7  2  109 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRYSTAL BALL 8257          10   9  1   87 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE      ELEPHANT 7127               8   6  2   74 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396              9   2  0   66 BAD BEATS (791)
SLASHING ATTACK  SS GUARD 6018               7   4  0   44 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ODOBAN 7715.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUGS 7737, CRAPULODON 4305, 
DON QUIXOTE 8393, ONE TIME! 8396, NICK TORTELLI 8176, SEVERUS NAPE 8490, ASP 7591, 
YRSA 7671, SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134, and BUSEY 8293.

The least popular fighter this week was APEX PREDATOR 8651.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLANSKI 8604, O'JAY 8291, SIR KILLALOT 6020, SPED 6847, NIGHTS 
CALL 7989, ODIN AVERSSON 7968, QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774, CRYSTAL BALL 8257, 
SCHWEDERSKE 8525, and CONSTANCE 8416.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MEGABOLOX (47-4312) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
INANNA (47-7132) TOKEN ENTRY (725)
YRSA (47-7671) JOMSVIKINGS (756)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TEN TRICK'S EX (47-7878) ROYAL FLUSH (48)