DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/15/2015 Duedate: 01/11/2016
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-362
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ASP
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
(47-7591) [21-10-0,153]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ASP QUICK SAND
SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-7591) [21-10-0,153] (47-8419) [5-3-0,64]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BUGS JACK B. QUICK
TEAM TOONS (764) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-7737) [15-30-1,127] (47-8246) [6-16-0,49]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 73
2. NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584) 56EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 46 Unchartered Team
4. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 42
5. CHEERS (659) 39 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 48 15 3 76.2 1/ 1*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 9 6 3
2/ 0*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803) 3 1 0 75.0 2/ 3 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 9 6 1
3/ 0 KAOS! (811) 11 5 0 68.8 3/ 8 CLAN KITFOX (781) 8 7 0
4- 1 SHEWISH DINER (806) 81 43 7 65.3 4/ 4 CHEERS (659) 7 4 0
5/ 4*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 16 9 4 64.0 5/ 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 7 4 0
6/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 786 499 27 61.2 6/23 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 7 6 1
7/ 6 THE OPERA (613) 138 94 4 59.5 7/ 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 6 0
8/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 297 203 30 59.4 8/10 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 6 0
9/ 7 D.A. REJECTS (787) 50 36 2 58.1 9/12 WHITE SHADOW (779) 6 9 1
10/ 2 BAD BEATS (791) 22 16 0 57.9 10/14*FRAYED SANITY (799) 6 9 0
11/ 9 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 426 319 34 57.2 11/ 6 BAD BEATS (791) 6 9 0
12/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 890 704 46 55.8 12/15 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 5 5 2
13/18*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 21 18 3 53.8 13/17*BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 5 5 2
14/14 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 94 86 7 52.2 14/ 2*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 5 9 0
15/ 0 80'S DISCO (810) 52 48 2 52.0 15/24*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 5 10 2
16/16 CHEERS (659) 128 123 10 51.0 16/13 GAS MONKEY (783) 5 10 0
17/17 OTTODROME TW (728) 107 105 7 50.5 17/37 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 4 8 1
18/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766) 85 84 8 50.3 18/19 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 3 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 199 203 12 49.5 19/30 THE OPERA (613) 3 1 0
20/15 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 41 42 1 49.4 20/ 0*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803) 3 1 0
21/19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 125 131 9 48.8 21/35 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 3 2 1
22/21 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749) 82 86 2 48.8 22-16 MSNBC (755) 3 2 0
23-22 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 39 42 0 48.1 23/22 TEAM TOONS (764) 3 3 1
24-23 ERRATA! (760) 38 41 0 48.1 24/26 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 3 4 0
25-24 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 89 99 2 47.3 25/36 OTTODROME TW (728) 3 4 0
26/25 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 75 86 6 46.6 26/ 7*BIKER LIFE (796) 3 5 0
27-26 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 41 49 3 45.6 27/ 9 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 3 8 0
28/29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 33 41 5 44.6 28/ 0 KAOS! (811) 2 0 0
29/11*BIKER LIFE (796) 8 10 0 44.4 29/29 SECOND BANANAS (573) 2 2 0
30-30 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 30 41 1 42.3 30/33*DESTROYERS LEGION (804) 2 5 0
31/ 8*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 8 11 1 42.1 31/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 2 8 0
32/31 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 38 53 7 41.8 32/45 D.A. REJECTS (787) 1 1 0
33-32 MSNBC (755) 86 123 4 41.1 33-25 ERRATA! (760) 1 1 0
34/35 TEAM TOONS (764) 72 120 3 37.5 34/ 0*HOWLIN MAD (809) 1 4 0
35/36 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 83 143 6 36.7 35/21 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 1 6 0
36/39 CLAN KITFOX (781) 47 82 4 36.4 36/32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 1 7 0
37/37 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32) 245 431 24 36.2 37/40*THE WILD HUNT (802) 0 7 0
38/40 WHITE SHADOW (779) 52 93 3 35.9 38-39*HOUSE OF CARDS (800) 0 3 0
39/38 GAS MONKEY (783) 28 52 1 35.0 39-41 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 0 2 0
40/41*FRAYED SANITY (799) 7 13 0 35.0 40-46 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 0 2 0
41/44*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 5 11 2 31.3 41-27 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 0 1 0
42/42*DESTROYERS LEGION (804) 2 5 0 28.6 42-43 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 0 1 0
43/ 0*HOWLIN MAD (809) 1 4 0 20.0 43/ 0 BASH BROS PARK (766) 0 1 0
44/46*THE WILD HUNT (802) 0 7 0 0.0 44-31 SHEWISH DINER (806) 0 1 0
45-45*HOUSE OF CARDS (800) 0 4 0 0.0 45/ 0*INQUISITION 100 (807) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TWX PRE-EVENT UPDATE and COMMUNICATION (11-19-2015)
After the last DM47 newsletter, the following is the current status of entrants
in TWX. Updates are also posted regularly on the RSI site under Turf wars.
There is much yet to be done. Some alliances are not yet announced. Some managers
and teams are not yet declared. Quite a few certs yet are awaited. One alliance
(Mercenaries) is looking for teammates. ONLY TWO MORE TURNS AND NEWSLETTERS BEFORE THE
START OF TWX! You need to act now! Maybe yesterday.
Remember, it takes four things to make an entry. All must be strictly done for a
team to be scored in the TWX.
1. Get yourself a team in DM47.
2. Announce the alliance in the DM47 newsletter. (code: AN)
3. Each team manager declare (in the DM47 newsletter) for an alliance. Include the team and manager name.(code: MD)
4. Each team manager have two certs submitted in his/her name. (Have them sent to OZ or The Consortium.) (code: CE)
So get with it folks. Let's just "do it"!
The following is the status of all alliance teams:
FRODO (Fearless Relics Of Duelmasters Oldtimers) ALL IN
Land Of Oz, *Oz* (all in)
Second Bananas, Mannequin (all in)
Royal Flush, Crip (all in)
Mystic Orc Feast, Slugbait (all in)
IC (Inner Circle)
Spectral Steel, *Dameon Darkheart* (need CE)
D A Rejects, Spirit (need MD and CD)
A--merkin Injuns, The Chosen One (need MD and CE)
Baal--s Minions, Val (need CE)
ATX (Alliance Texas) ALL IN
Pawn Of Prophecy, --Gentleben* (all in)
Team Blackstaff, Bill The Bard (all in)
Deathly Hallows, Blackheart (all in)
Tolbins Hive A, Tolbin (all in)
AA (Allied Axis) ALL IN
Big Lake Groove, *Den* (all in)
Biker--s Life, Bill (all in)
Big Lake Maulers, Crambus (all in)
Frayed Sanity, Philthy Phil (all in)
CDOOM (Clockwork Doom)
Bash Bros Park, *Assur* (all in)
Shewish Diner, OA--(all in)
Garbage Pail Kids, Kharadmon (all in)
???, Otis (need MD, CE, and team name)
TWC (The Wrecking Crew)
Natural 'Killers 2, *Maximillian* (all in)
Mentors Misfit, Dr. F (need MD and CE)
Blackstorm, Blackstorm (need MD and CE)
The Wild Hunt, Nomad (all in)
TEABAGS (Trump Enterprises Alastari Alliance Group)
House Of Cards, *Vlad* (need CE)
Bad Beats, Poker Brat (need CE)
Weird Students, Jerman (need CE)
Destroyer's Legion, DeGotti (all in)
MERC (Mercenaries)
Deitys Of Chaos, *Wednesday* (need CE)
INTL (International Alliance)
HOWL (Noble, Dark, Wolf, Floyd Alliance)
And, the following --unmatched-- certs have been received: Floyd, TDO, Howling
Wolf, Destitute Noble, Les Turfistes, La Guillotine, Fast Food. (All are probably
relevant to the potential INTL and HOWL alliances.)
There you have it. It is looking like a ten alliance TWX. Ten for ten -- get it?
You lollygaggers get your Alliance Announcements, your Team Declarations, and your
Certificates in. NOW!
Brought to you by:
Oz The Amazingly All-Communicative
on behalf of the triad moderator committee
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Wonderful news! With this 21st win, I conquer the throne and finally get my
invite. Funny to check the old NLs and see I was created ahead of turn 165, so quite a
while ago. Somehow back then, the Gods had decided I should be a Striker instead of a
TP and I ended up being recreated and eventually fought my first fight as a TP on turn
167. Ok, So that was 15 years ago, and I can say I am a piece of history.
My manager still believes I have some potential so I will join his chosen few in
101 where I will keep training. Crapulodon, old mate, you are now the last of the
orginal team still fighting here! Don't give up and you will get this positive record
you have been dreaming about since turn 165!
Good luck guys, I'll be seeing you in ADM!
-- MEGABOLOX
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's
corny) is NATURAL B. KILLERS 2, who swept up 17 places in the ranks. A seasoned team
is steady in the lists. But to BIG LAKE MAULERS, which fell to 14th, it's what you
soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Take a look at GARDEN STEWARDESS' act, as
they have a 3-2-0 week and gain 20 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THE OPERA, who swept up 11
places in the ranks. Take a look at MYSTIC ORC FEAST's act, as they have a 3-0-1
week and gain 14 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OTTODROME TW, who swept up 11 places in
the ranks. What goes up, must come down. Watch out NORTH FORK! BIKER LIFE may fall
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 26th spot. Suffering
under a 2-3-0 record and dropping from 9th to 27th place were the PAWN OF PROPHECY.
Keep trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to ROYAL FLUSH, which fell
to 31st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. Take a look at D.A.
REJECTS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in the team ranking. What
goes up, must come down. Watch out NORTH FORK! JOMSVIKINGS may fall on you as it
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 35th spot. Advancing in the rankings
was BIG LAKE GROOVE who went from last turn's 17-17-1, to this week's record of
21-18-3. Don't these new hotshots make you sick (or, if they fought you, hurt)?
DEITYS OF CHAOS, on their very first turn, went 3-1-0. Hey everybody, watch out for
DEL ICIOUS, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing HABANERO like a
melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was
HABANERO, who dropped 20 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with
DEL ICIOUS. ASP got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt it was more than
anxious to kick MEGABOLOX's tail out of the throne! In front of all the crowds, ASP
took the Duelmaster's crown for its own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DEATHLY HALLOWS, please raise you
hand. Wow. Does NORTH FORK really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be
funny, but catch BIKER LIFE's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly
deft at running from DEATHLY HALLOWS. Well just about everybody wants a piece of
ODIN AVERSSON, who was this week's most challenged warrior. In a touching display by
a 'touched' warrior, QUICK SAND went after ONE TIME!, who was higher by 25 points.
Well, when the dust settled, QUICK SAND overcame ONE TIME!.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Big deal, so ZITH got mashed in
the Dark Arena. With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us.
(Waka waka). INANNA defied all odds and slew LIVING GERARD in the Dark Arena. The
only ones displeased were the buzzards, as LIVING GERARD's meat is notoriously tough.
There's got to be more reason for the sending of TRADER JOE to the Dark Arena than
his record (3-1-0). Anybody got any ideas BIG LAKE MAULERS? The audience likes
blood and there was plenty of it covering BAPHOMASHER as he was driven to an early
grave by OOKLA THE MOK of the BIG LAKE GROOVE. Well, the arena is no place for slow
learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and BUGS demonstrated that very violently on YRSA's
body. I have no doubt that MYSTIC ORC FEAST will be celebrating long and loud their
warrior EGG NOGGIN's slaying of CHILI PEPPER on the sands. ROYAL FLUSH has one more
week to get their bloodfeud off. I talked to the manager, but he could only grunt
'STEPHEN KING who?'. Ya gotta luv em! Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASP 7591 21 10 0 153 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-APPLE CIDER HIDER 8153 11 5 1 169 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-TOBIAS FUNKE 7941 10 2 0 130 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BUGS 7737 15 30 1 127 TEAM TOONS (764)
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 23 18 4 125 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-RICE & BEANS 8667 12 0 1 112 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-FOUL BILL 8061 11 4 0 112 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
WARGRATH 8735 7 1 0 111 KAOS! (811)
EGG NOGGIN 8154 16 8 3 109 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
LION 8020 19 8 0 107 LAND OF OZ (217)
-DEPUTY FIFE 7768 15 6 1 102 SECOND BANANAS (573)
DEL ICIOUS 8221 10 3 0 100 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-THE DOCTOR 8142 10 5 0 98 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-CHRIS MATTHEWS 7631 13 30 0 96 MSNBC (755)
CRAPULODON 4305 17 17 0 92 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774 18 21 2 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 14 9 1 91 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JENNA 5099 18 25 4 90 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 10 6 0 88 GAS MONKEY (783)
ELEPHANT 7127 9 6 2 88 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-DRESDEN 7237 8 4 0 88 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
DON QUIXOTE 8393 10 2 0 87 BAD BEATS (791)
MEZQUINO POLLO 8666 13 3 1 86 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-ODOBAN 7715 10 8 0 86 ERRATA! (760)
-EAT IT RAW 7996 9 6 0 85 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335 12 6 1 84 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-BATTLE BANSHEE 7979 7 6 1 83 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 8 7 0 82 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CLANCY 7713 8 7 0 81 ERRATA! (760)
HABANERO 8669 12 3 1 76 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-BEARDED FREAK 7995 10 7 0 76 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 9 5 0 74 CHEERS (659)
-ALEC BALDWIN 8128 15 11 2 72 MSNBC (755)
-RELAX 8706 5 1 0 70 80'S DISCO (810)
MR. WOLF 7401 13 11 0 69 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
CRYSTAL BALL 8257 10 10 1 69 LAND OF OZ (217)
FIDDLE 7898 10 12 0 69 OTTODROME TW (728)
-TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 9 3 1 69 BASH BROS PARK (766)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 9 5 2 68 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LILITH 8219 8 3 1 66 CHEERS (659)
-CHERRI BOMB 7716 7 8 0 66 ERRATA! (760)
-MARLBORO MAN 8145 8 5 1 64 D.A. REJECTS (787)
QUICK SAND 8419 5 3 0 64 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-LUCCIO 7303 6 8 1 59 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
LIL PRINCESS 8370 5 2 0 59 D.A. REJECTS (787)
-PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 8 7 0 58 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 11 24 0 57 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-FOX 8148 10 7 0 57 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
BIG PIGEON 7411 5 4 0 57 THE OPERA (613)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 11 9 0 56 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 7 7 2 56 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-DWES EG SALAD 8639 13 7 1 54 SHEWISH DINER (806)
JINX 7951 12 17 1 54 TEAM TOONS (764)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 12 18 0 54 WHITE SHADOW (779)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 9 2 0 54 CHEERS (659)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROOK 8204 13 4 0 53 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
-THOMAS ROBERTS 8265 9 11 1 53 MSNBC (755)
SS GUARD 6018 8 4 0 53 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-SCORPION KING 4718 8 3 0 53 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-STEVE KORNACKI 8202 12 11 0 51 MSNBC (755)
PARSIFAL 7414 6 0 0 51 THE OPERA (613)
-JACK O'LANTERN 2762 5 4 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SIR KILLALOT 6020 8 6 0 50 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
EPHYRA 8372 8 7 0 49 WHITE SHADOW (779)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 6 16 0 49 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ONE TIME! 8396 9 3 0 48 BAD BEATS (791)
GALAXIE 8339 6 1 0 46 GAS MONKEY (783)
-MORGAN 7235 7 7 0 45 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-CLAMTASTIC 7994 9 5 0 43 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
GOLDEN CAP 8378 7 4 0 42 LAND OF OZ (217)
BLINDING MAN 8417 5 3 0 42 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-PARA 7767 7 8 0 39 ERRATA! (760)
GET THE POINT? 5097 6 14 1 39 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
BROKEN POND 8105 6 9 0 39 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 7 3 0 38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
QUAGMIRE 8272 5 5 1 38 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 4 6 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 7 8 1 36 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-LAKEFRONT 7714 6 9 0 35 ERRATA! (760)
MUNCHKIN 8432 6 3 0 35 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PEANUT BLUBBER 8624 4 2 0 35 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-RUNNY LEGS 8623 5 3 1 34 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 3 3 1 33 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-ANGRY CLAM 8267 6 4 0 32 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 4 1 1 32 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
FOE SHOW 8576 3 0 0 31 CLAN KITFOX (781)
SILK 8229 5 5 0 27 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
FALSE BRAVADO 8538 2 1 0 27 BIKER LIFE (796)
ORESTES 8391 6 7 1 26 WHITE SHADOW (779)
RON WE SLAY 8494 4 1 1 26 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 4 8 0 25 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
PHAROS 8478 3 3 1 25 WHITE SHADOW (779)
GRANULO 8496 3 2 0 25 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
STARFURY 8596 2 0 0 25 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 3 4 0 23 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TORAK 8341 2 3 0 23 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
DIANE 8574 1 2 0 23 CHEERS (659)
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 4 4 0 22 OTTODROME TW (728)
BAD INK 8501 3 1 0 22 BIKER LIFE (796)
SEABLOOM 8527 2 2 0 22 FRAYED SANITY (799)
DULCINEA 8480 4 2 0 21 CLAN KITFOX (781)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 3 2 1 21 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
SPED 6847 3 6 0 21 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
CONSTANCE 8416 3 7 1 17 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
ROSEBUD 8413 3 7 1 17 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
BUSEY 8293 2 1 0 16 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
SCHWEDERSKE 8525 3 1 0 15 FRAYED SANITY (799)
DIOMEDES 8564 2 1 0 15 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-MICHAEL STEELE 8475 2 1 0 13 MSNBC (755)
DUMBLEGORE 8492 3 2 1 12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
MUSH 8577 2 1 0 12 CLAN KITFOX (781)
MEAN MUG 8686 1 0 0 12 HOWLIN MAD (809)
O'JAY 8291 1 3 1 11 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
SUICIDE I 8609 1 0 1 11 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CREEPY TOUCH 8653 1 0 1 11 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-SEX (I'M A) 8704 1 0 0 11 80'S DISCO (810)
MR NANCY 8568 1 0 0 11 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
PIE ALA ROAD 8489 1 0 0 11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
GASEOUS CLAY 8516 1 0 0 11 OTTODROME TW (728)
JACK THE BLADE 8521 2 2 0 10 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 2 2 0 10 FRAYED SANITY (799)
BABA YAGA 8658 1 0 0 10 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537 2 1 0 9 BIKER LIFE (796)
THUGGER JAX 8524 1 3 1 9 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
YAO MING 8726 1 0 0 8 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
BUSTED ACES 8580 2 1 0 7 BAD BEATS (791)
-RATTLER 8430 1 3 0 7 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
NOMA S 8597 1 0 0 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
LOW KEY 8571 1 0 0 7 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
STINK FACE 8688 0 1 0 7 HOWLIN MAD (809)
SUZI Q 8565 0 1 0 7 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
DIRTY LOOK 8684 0 1 0 7 HOWLIN MAD (809)
MOONDOG 8591 0 1 0 7 THE WILD HUNT (802)
WHITE WIZARD 8734 1 1 0 6 KAOS! (811)
DIVIN' IVAN 8539 1 1 0 6 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
GOLDIE LUCK 8656 1 0 0 6 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
CHALE HOLMES 8724 1 0 0 5 CLAN KITFOX (781)
CZERNOBOG 8567 1 0 0 5 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
-LEATHER VEST 8499 0 3 0 5 BIKER LIFE (796)
HOWLSTORM 8556 0 1 0 5 THE WILD HUNT (802)
DWARKA 8595 0 2 0 4 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
DARKMIGHT 8594 0 2 0 4 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572 0 3 0 3 FRAYED SANITY (799)
NIPSEY RUSSELL 8359 0 1 0 3 OTTODROME TW (728)
SHADOW 8570 0 1 0 3 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
TILT! 8605 0 2 0 2 BAD BEATS (791)
BLANSKI 8604 0 2 0 2 FRAYED SANITY (799)
APEX PREDATOR 8651 0 2 0 2 THE WILD HUNT (802)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 0 1 0 1 80'S DISCO (810)
GORE GORE GIRL 8679 0 1 0 1 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-GRU 8463 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
FREJA 8727 0 1 0 1 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE FISH 8692 0 1 0 BAD BEATS 791 LEGLESS FROG 362 NONE
GANG FIGHT 8652 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 LIVING GERARD 362 NONE
THE TRICKSTER 8502 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 AMIINANY DANGER 8491 362
DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 8675 0 1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CREEPY TOUCH 8653 362
FOOT SMELLER 8676 0 1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 362 NONE
MUTT LANGLEY 8523 0 1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CLAW 8536 359
TRADER JOE 8522 3 1 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 CREAMY OYSTER 362 NONE
DEAF DUMB BLIND 8723 0 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 LIVING GERARD 362 NONE
MUSASHI 8479 1 1 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 BRAINOR 8448 358 NOT REVENGED
PINHEAD 8353 3 5 1 CLAN KITFOX 781 ALEC BALDWIN 8128 358 NOT REVENGED
SAD GIRL 8578 0 2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781 LOHAN 8602 361
SEVERUS NAPE 8490 2 3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 PHAROS 8478 362
BLOKE 8689 0 1 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 LIVING GERARD 362 NONE
CHILI PEPPER 8663 11 4 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 EGG NOGGIN 8154 362
BOBBY P 8526 0 2 0 FRAYED SANITY 799 ROSEBUD 8413 360 REVENGED
RAD INZEL 8529 0 1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799 THUGGER JAX 8524 359 JUST REVENGED
NEXT 8683 0 1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 CREAMY OYSTER 362 NONE
CLEAR CUTTER 8657 0 1 0 GARDEN STEWARDESS 32 LEGLESS FROG 362 NONE
I LOVE RUGS 1 8728 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 STICKY TRIPOU 362 NONE
I LOVE RUGS 2 8729 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 CHEEKY SNAIL 362 NONE
I LOVE RUGS 3 8730 0 1 0 GAS MONKEY 783 CHEEKY SNAIL 362 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 8687 0 1 0 HOWLIN MAD 809 VERT CAMEMBERT 362 NONE
LEER 8685 0 1 0 HOWLIN MAD 809 SUICIDE I 8609 362
DA1 8674 0 1 0 INQUISITION 100 807 CHEEKY SNAIL 362 NONE
YRSA 7671 21 30 1 JOMSVIKINGS 756 BUGS 7737 362
BAPHOMASHER 5849 5 7 0 LIFE'S LESSONS 562 OOKLA THE MOK 8468 362
LOHAN 8602 1 1 1 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 STICKY TRIPOU 362 NONE
PEE WEE 8725 0 1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 DUMBLEGORE 8492 362
OODLES OF POODLE 8406 2 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 360
MIMBRATE SCRIBE 8654 0 1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 LEGLESS FROG 362 NONE
TOTH 8325 2 3 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 O'JAY 8291 360
ZITH 7361 13 14 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 362 NONE
ACE C. DEECEY 8369 5 6 2 ROYAL FLUSH 48 ELEPHANT 7127 361
ZOMBIE ZULU 7980 11 14 2 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 CYCLONUS 8365 359
YOSEMITE SAM 8467 1 2 0 TEAM TOONS 764 RON WE SLAY 8494 358 NOT REVENGED
SHADOW HOUND 8590 0 1 0 THE WILD HUNT 802 VERT CAMEMBERT 362 NONE
DARK MEAT 8680 0 1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725 STICKY TRIPOU 362 NONE
CRONUS 8390 5 6 0 WHITE SHADOW 779 ACE C. DEECEY 8369 359 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Wednesday, I took the liberty of posting the following ad for you in several arenas
where I know there might be managers interested in the TWX. Good luck. -- Oz The All
Accomodating
EVERYONE take note. The following manager is asking for teams to join with him/her
in the Turf Wars in DM47. TWX (10th running) is a major event in Alastari and
managers new and old are welcomed. The event starts with the Feb 2016 running of
slow arena DM47. A manager would need to start/transfer a team to DM47, send a
personal ads to DM 47 declaring allegiance to alliance Mercenaries listing their
team name and manager moniker. One must also request two rollup gift certificates
be sent to The Consortium by RSI ($5 each). You had better rush if you are
interested.
Moderators -- I would like to announce myself for the Turf War: Deitys of Chaos, mgr
Wednesday. I have no affiliations or alliances, thus am simply a mercenary. Please
list me as temporary captain of Mercenaries (until someone more qualified can take
the job) for the Turf War. Anyone willing to join me or have me join them please
speak up; I simply want to fight in and win this Turf War, nothing more! It may be
easier for anyone wishing to contact me to do so directly: Lee Warner, 57307-308,
PO Box 1000, Lewisburg, PA 17837. -- Wednesday, mgr. Deitys of Chaos
How nice! Zorpunt is offering up some godling warriors for the TWX. Thank you, OAB.
-- Oz The All Knowing
Megabolox, a salute to a fine Duelmaster. -- Oz The All Praising
Wednesday, what a great idea! I will leave the ten-year historical summary to the only
manager I know whom I think has been in all ten. I believe he may have also been the
inventor. All hail, Crip. -- Oz The All Interested
Den, thanks for your very long and wordy comments. Is that an AA thing? -- Oz The All
Succinct
Bugs, nothing like a hare for lunch. -- Lion
Devout Christian, I guess I forgot to say my prayers first? -- Crystal Ball
Nick Tortelli, remind me not to do that again. Silly challenge; silly me. -- Munchkin
Harry Slaughter, if the shoe fits, wear it. But I get to wear the cap. -- Golden Cap
TWX. TWX. TWX. TWX. TWX. Has your alliance been announced? Have you made your
declaration? Have you sent in your certs? -- Oz The All Reminding
P.S. If the AA can get themselves in the TWX on time, and you can't, what does that
say about you? What, indeed!
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Theological
M*MBO hereby announces their glorious return for Turf War X. The teams are: Fast
Food, Ottodrome TW, Bubba's Clam Shack, and Darque Forces. Darque will serve as team
captain.
We hereby confirm that Ottodrome TW will once more fight on behalf of M*MBO in Turf
War X. Because anything that ends in "X" is super cool. -- Otto X
Deeders -- What is with these rancorous words carried by your fetid breath? Whence
does such animosity derive? Is it the disdain you hold for my annoying habits of
wearing shoes and practicing an acceptable level of personal hygiene? Does my in-game
persona make you angry? Does anything not? Really, enough of the sour grapes,
simpleton. Blaming me for your poor, poor showing in another contest. Indeed! I find
it incredibly amusing that you are so daft to miss the meaning of those DC's that made
your feelings hurt. *sigh* I thought I was clear. I care nothing of your inability to
define the boundaries of the real and pretend. Your reckless behavioral antics, and
the vagaries of your temperament are not something I wish to become embroiled in, or
shall I accept as one of your lame excuses. I suggest you direct your illogical ire
elsewhere. I would hate to waste my time by exposing the colossal imbecile behind the
ridiculous victim act. Capisce? If not, Paladin has agreed to translate this into the
foul hillbilly dialect you are more comfortable with, as well as provide a stern, but
heartfelt lecture on personal accountability. So fasten them bibs, grab your banjo,
and let your bare feet run you off to chatzy. Perhaps you will find a more willing
buyer there for the garbage you're selling. Good day to you, sir! -- Bill, Chief
Justice of the mighty AA
I hereby announce my intent to participate in the upcoming Turf War. My team will be
Satan's Minions. I will participate for the team Arcane Mercs (HW, Floyd, Destitute
Noble and myself). -- the Dark One
To all managers of North Fork -- My name is Floyd and I will be managing El Camino :
Hot Sauce in the upcoming Turf War for Team Arcane Mercs (HW, Floyd, Destitute Noble,
and The Dark One). Thanks!! -- Floyd
Deeders (or as you're known in the hip-hop circle, "Sir Eata A Lot") -- My initial
feelings toward this contest was to just conquer everyone. Now, I just want to
destroy you and yours, contest or no contest. -- Phil
P.S. -- Your diet of beer, buffalo wings, and hope are long overdue for a meeting with
a dietician!
Attention fellow North Fork Managers!! This notice formally declares my intent to
participate with the Arcane Mercs (HW, Floyd, The Dark One, and myself) in the
upcoming Turf War. My team name is 80's Disco. -- Destitute Noble
All -- I will be the captain for the Arcane Mercs alliance, which consists of
Destitute Noble, Floyd, The Dark One, and myself. I will be managing the team Howlin
Mad. -- Howlin' Wolf
I'm the one they call Doctor Feelgood, and I'm gonna make you feel alright. Declaring
my team mentor's Misfits set to compete in the Turf Wars as a member of the Wrecking
Crew Alliance. -- Dr. F
All -- I, LHI, The Lord High Inquisitor, do hereby announce my intention to not only
compete in, but ultimately dominate, the Turf War. My team, INQUISITION 100, will be
joining in the PANGEA alliance. My Champion announcement will be forthcoming...
depending on which of this fine stable of warriors TCs the next tourney.
Bwahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha. -- LHI
I am declaring that my team, DA Rejects will participate in the glorious TWX in the
Inner Circle Alliance. We will crush all!! No mercy! Bwahahahaha! I also want to
declare that Den's a weenie. That is all. -- Spirit
ALL -- I, Madwand, Manager of Fast Food am declaring my participation in the Turf War.
I will be representing M*MBO. Consider yourselves warned!
All/moderators -- I, Grimm, will be declaring my team Kaos! to be my entrant into this
Turf War. I will be joining the same team to defend our title, Khisanth, LP, and LG.
Oh, let's make Wargath my champion. -- Grimm
All -- Good to be back. -- Grimm
Deeders -- Your alliance's chances of going anywhere in this contest will sink in that
same deep blue abyss you freaks named your alliance after, just like the rest of your
hopes and dreams. You haven't even put a man in the sands yet, and you're already in
the PA's begging the Allied Axis to stomp your guts out. You offend me. -- Crambus,
manager of the Big Lake Maulers and Head Court Jester of the Allied Axis
Alec Baldwin -- I don't like liberals, union lover. -- Crambus
Big Pigeon -- Your name belies your stature. -- SS Guard
Crystal Ball -- Bet you didn't see that one in the ball. -- Devout Christian
I'm declaring for the TW, Bubba's Clam Shack, alliance: M*MBO. Mark it down! --
BubbaGanoosh
I am hereby announcing that my warriors, fighting under the Wicked Martyrs banner,
will be fighting for Pangea in the upcoming Turf Wars. -- DMobster, mgr. Wicked
Martyrs
TMM here. I'm announcing both my team and my alliance will be competing in the
upcoming Turf War. My alliance, Pangea, consists of the following teams and managers:
Inquisition 100 -- LHI
Wicked Martyrs -- DMobster
Mailin Madness XXVII -- TUM
Rick and Morty -- TMM (Captain)
See you on the sands! -- TMM
I am hereby announcing that my warriors, fighting under the Mailin Madness XXVII
banner, will be fighting for Pangea in the upcoming Turf Wars. -- Sincerely, The
Upright Man, Manager, Mailin Madness XXVII
For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."
Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'?
Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'!
A grisly sight, we're happy tonight,
Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights!
In the daytime we can catch the action,
as the Duelmaster defends his crown!
All the criticals and bloody drama,
and if you're nasty you can challenge down!
Later on, by tavern fire,
managers, they'll conspire,
to face unafraid, the challenges made,
Duelin' in that Alastari land!
Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset
Deeders -- What a surprise to see you attack your former brothers in the Allied Axis
last turn, it was expected, unfortunately. You have always been one to turn on those
closest to you in a vain attempt to garner favor from those you hope to impress. You
trying to lecture us on down-challenging is much like Obama lecturing Putin on
military strategy, it just doesn't fit. At least I limit my challenges to teams that
disgust me and attempt to stand against my considerable will. Whilst you down-
challenge the brand new teams and those that have no understanding of the game, or at
least a lower understanding of the game than yourself, which is extremely low.
Whereas we have done our best to help you understand the finer points of dueling, you
have instead clenched your jaw and scoffed and sought advice in your precious chatzy,
where you are told the same but then herald it as groundbreaking information. Please
my rotund friend, continue being ensconced in your caliphate of ignorance and the
world will indeed pass you by. Drink from the fountain of our intellect and you too
can have teams above 50% win/loss. -- Den
Bob the Barb -- I for one cannot wait for the contest to begin, I will decimate your
team, much as poverty has decimated your future. -- Den, manager of the Big Lake
Groove and High Priest of the mighty Allied Axis
Mannequin -- You do realize that you have to fight your warriors every turn right?
This isn't a tourney-timing contest; you actually have to show some arena management
skill. You are destined for failure, much as your great-grandfather's Fortune Teller
told him about the entire family. It is not coincidence that every time you open a
fortune cookie it reads "Loser, quit eating here." -- Den
Vlad -- I would rather die two-thousand deaths than look upon that disgust you call a
face each and every turn. Please understand my simple little friend, I will work
tirelessly to destroy any chance you have of scoring a point. This arena has no room
for sick perverts like you. -- Den
P.S. That goes for your teammates as well, pack of dorks that you are.
Wednesday -- All the teams are full, so why don't you get out of here and let the men
fight. -- Den
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZITH was barely slain by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
INANNA viciously butchered LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TRADER JOE was assassinated by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LOHAN was slain by STICKY TRIPOU in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHADOW HOUND was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
I LOVE RUGS 1 was assassinated by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
MIMBRATE SCRIBE was killed by LEGLESS FROG in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CLEAR CUTTER was easily killed by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
I LOVE RUGS 2 was barely slain by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
GANG FIGHT was barely slain by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAF DUMB BLIND was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
I LOVE RUGS 3 was barely slain by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
BLOKE was killed by LIVING GERARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was easily killed by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
NEXT was murdered by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was executed by CHEEKY SNAIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena conflict.
FOOT SMELLER was slaughtered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DARK MEAT was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE FISH was easily killed by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was bested by ELEPHANT in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud brawl.
BLANSKI was luckily beaten by ROSEBUD in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
SEABLOOM overpowered THUGGER JAX in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
ASP viciously subdued MEGABOLOX in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title competition.
DON QUIXOTE won victory over NICK TORTELLI in a 4 minute gory Challenge match.
JENNA was unbelievably bested by LION in a 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
CRAPULODON demolished CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOMEY D. CLONE lost to NIMBLE FOX in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
LILITH vanquished ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
QUICK SAND savagely defeated ONE TIME! in a 12 minute brutal Challenge melee.
GET THE POINT? lost to EPHYRA in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
BARSTOOL 5 luckily beat JACK B. QUICK in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fray.
QUAGMIRE vanquished ORESTES in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
SPED was handily defeated by BROKEN POND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE TRICKSTER was murdered by AMIINANY DANGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PHAROS executed SEVERUS NAPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OOKLA THE MOK easily killed BAPHOMASHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MUSH was viciously subdued by STARFURY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SCHWEDERSKE subdued DIVIN' IVAN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
BROCK TULGREN was handily defeated by FOE SHOW in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY was handily defeated by DIOMEDES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
BUSTED ACES was beaten by DULCINEA in a 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
DIANE handily defeated JACK THE BLADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN overpowered VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YRSA was slaughtered by BUGS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HABANERO was handily defeated by DEL ICIOUS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MEZQUINO POLLO was overpowered by WARGRATH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EGG NOGGIN easily killed CHILI PEPPER in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
FIDDLE narrowly defeated RUNS WITH SPEAR in a popular 4 minute match.
MR. WOLF demolished JINX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIGHTS CALL was beaten by BIG PIGEON in a popular 2 minute expert's bout.
GOLDEN CAP overcame GRANULO in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
LIL PRINCESS handily defeated FALSE BRAVADO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SS GUARD demolished BAD INK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MUNCHKIN was viciously subdued by SIR KILLALOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
GALAXIE bested SILK in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
PARSIFAL overpowered SLUMBERING TRUNK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HARRY SLAUGHTER bested CONSTANCE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
ADOBE GILLIS was overpowered by BLINDING MAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
O'JAY was overpowered by LAUGHING LUNATIC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHITE WIZARD viciously subdued SHADOW in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
DARKMIGHT was defeated by BUSEY in a 1 minute novice's duel.
DWARKA was overcome by LOW KEY in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
TORAK overpowered HOWLSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TILT! was overpowered by PIE ALA ROAD in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
APEX PREDATOR was vanquished by GASEOUS CLAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUMBLEGORE slew PEE WEE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
RON WE SLAY vanquished GORE GORE GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OBNOXIOUS NOISE was subdued by MEAN MUG in a popular 5 minute beginner's battle.
MR NANCY overpowered MOONDOG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NOMA S won victory over DIRTY LOOK in a 2 minute novice's contest.
SUZI Q was narrowly defeated by CHALE HOLMES in a 4 minute novice's match.
NIPSEY RUSSELL was luckily beaten by GOLDIE LUCK in a 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
STINK FACE was unbelievably bested by CZERNOBOG in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
LEER was murdered by SUICIDE I in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
YAO MING subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
FREJA was vanquished by BABA YAGA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CREEPY TOUCH easily killed DIRTY MOUTH HOYT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 26 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 31 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 50 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 18 AIMED BLOW 51 - 48 - 4 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 STRIKING ATTACK 62 - 62 - 7 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 23 - 1 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 21 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 30 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 LUNGING ATTACK 67 - 106 - 6 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 75 - 5 34 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 57 - 3 31 |
Turn 362 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 5 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 6 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 16 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ASP 7591 21 10 0 153 SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
LUNGING ATTACK DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 23 18 4 125 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
STRIKING ATTACK WARGRATH 8735 7 1 0 111 KAOS! (811)
TOTAL PARRY LION 8020 19 8 0 107 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE ELEPHANT 7127 9 6 2 88 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
WALL OF STEEL DON QUIXOTE 8393 10 2 0 87 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK SAND 8419 5 3 0 64 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SLASHING ATTACK SS GUARD 6018 8 4 0 53 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 8396 9 3 0 48 BAD BEATS (791)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BUGS 7737. The most popular warrior this turn was
ZITH 7361. The ten other most popular fighters were JACK B. QUICK 8246, NIMBLE FOX
8135, OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537, ASP 7591, RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215, FIDDLE 7898, SIR KILLALOT
6020, STARFURY 8596, JENNA 5099, and BIG PIGEON 7411.
The least popular fighter this week was ONE TIME! 8396. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHADOW 8570, DIRTY MOUTH HOYT 8675, FREJA 8727, YAO MING 8726, LEER
8685, CZERNOBOG 8567, CHALE HOLMES 8724, MOONDOG 8591, GORE GORE GIRL 8679, and APEX
PREDATOR 8651.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ASP (47-7591) SERPENTS HOLD 200 (749)
EGG NOGGIN (47-8154) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MEGABOLOX (47-4312) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
INANNA (47-7132) TOKEN ENTRY (725)
YRSA (47-7671) JOMSVIKINGS (756)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MALCOLM X (5-2496) BLACK BULLDOGS (11)
GO WEST (82-40489) ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754)
THUNDERBIRD (82-30981) THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)
LBA DOMINATION (82-11488) NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)
SSG 4 (84-18771) MEDAL OF HONOR D11 (3333)
ROONEY (84-35472) THIRSTY THUGS 1308 (6203)
ROBBER (84-35428) THIRSTY THUGS 1307 (6194)
TOBIAS BEECHER (65-5035) OZ 2 (556)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes