DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/08/2016    Duedate: 04/04/2016

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-365

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOBIAS FUNKE
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-7941) [12-2-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOBIAS FUNKE                   PEPPER
SECOND BANANAS (573)           STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-7941) [12-2-0,149]         (47-8958) [5-0-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           HUMBUG
TEAM TOONS (764)               LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-7951) [14-18-1,70]         (47-8655) [1-1-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DESTROYERS LEGION (804)     66
2. THE WILD HUNT (802)         49EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. LAND OF OZ (217)            48      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766)        42
5. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)    41      WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)       8   2  0 80.0   1/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  4 0
 2/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  53  22  3 70.7   2/ 1 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  9  5 0
 3/ 3 KAOS! (811)               18   8  0 69.2   3/14 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      9  6 2
 4/ 4*SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   11   6  0 64.7   4/ 8 RICK AND MORTY (814)      9  6 1
 5/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806)       84  50  8 62.7   5/26 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  2 1
 6/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727)      117  71  5 62.2   6/27*WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      8  2 0
 7/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217)         796 503 27 61.3   7/21*HOWLIN MAD (809)          8  2 0
 8/16*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     24  16  4 60.0   8/ 3*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)     8  7 2
 9/29*HOWLIN MAD (809)           9   6  0 60.0   9/12*FRAYED SANITY (799)       8  7 1
10/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)     303 207 30 59.4  10/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
11/14 RICK AND MORTY (814)      20  14  1 58.8  11/ 6 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     8  7 0
12/ 5*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)     11   8  2 57.9  12/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 0
13/11 D.A. REJECTS (787)        55  41  2 57.3  13/ 9*DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     8  7 0
14/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   429 329 35 56.6  14/33 SNOW FORT (819)           7  3 1
15/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         895 711 46 55.7  15/13 KAOS! (811)               7  3 0
16/17 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      27  23  3 54.0  16/19 LES TURFISTES (727)       7  3 0
17/15 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     29  25  3 53.7  17/ 4 CHEERS (659)              7  4 0
18/23*STAR PRAIRIE (821)        15  13  2 53.6  18/ 7 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   7  5 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 DARQUE FORCES (396)      314 275 25 53.3  19/40*THE WILD HUNT (802)       7  5 1
20/20 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 103  91  7 53.1  20/16 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)    7  6 0
21/21 80'S DISCO (810)          58  52  2 52.7  21/11*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    7  8 1
22/18 BAD BEATS (791)           27  25  0 51.9  22/35*STAR PRAIRIE (821)        6  4 1
23/25 CHEERS (659)             135 127 10 51.5  23/30*BIKER LIFE (796)          6  4 0
24/27 BASH BROS PARK (766)      91  88  8 50.8  24/51 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  4 0
25/22 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   48  47  2 50.5  25/36 80'S DISCO (810)          6  4 0
26/35 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      14  14  2 50.0  26/20 SECOND BANANAS (573)      6  4 0
27/24*BIKER LIFE (796)          14  14  0 50.0  27/41*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   6  7 1
28/28 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    78  79  4 49.7  28/15 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         6  7 1
29/32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)   206 209 12 49.6  29/25 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      6  8 0
30/31 OTTODROME TW (728)       112 114  7 49.6  30/37 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      5  5 1
31/33 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)     131 139  9 48.5  31/34 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    5  5 0
32/36 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  43  46  1 48.3  32/29 D.A. REJECTS (787)        5  5 0
33/34 FAST FOOD (724)          113 122  4 48.1  33/46 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      5  5 0
34/26 IRON LEGION (652)         31  34  2 47.7  34/28 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      5  5 0
35/38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      94 104  2 47.5  35/50*SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   5  5 0
36/39 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       83  93  6 47.2  36/53 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  5  7 0
37/41 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     41  48  5 46.1  37/52 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          5  7 0
38/37 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      46  54  3 46.0  38/32 BAD BEATS (791)           5  9 0
39/43*FRAYED SANITY (799)       15  20  1 42.9  39/24 OTTODROME TW (728)        5  9 0
40/42 TOKEN ENTRY (725)         44  60  8 42.3  40/47 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  4  4 1
41/40 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       23  32  2 41.8  41/45*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  4  6 1
42/ 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     31  45  1 40.8  42/38*INQUISITION 100 (807)     4  6 0
43/56*DESTROYERS LEGION (804)    8  12  1 40.0  43/49*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     4  6 0
44/44*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)   4   6  1 40.0  44/39 FAST FOOD (724)           4  7 0
45/ 0*KHORS VILLANS (823)        2   3  0 40.0  45/10 WHITE SHADOW (779)        4 10 0
46/45*MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    12  19  3 38.7  46/42*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    4 11 2
47/46 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     62 103  4 37.6  47/56 SHEWISH DINER (806)       3  7 1
48/50*SATAN'S MINIONS (813)      6  10  0 37.5  48-18 CLAN KITFOX (781)         3  7 0
49/48 TEAM TOONS (764)          74 124  3 37.4  49/31 BEYOND THE WALL (812)     3  7 0
50/57*THE WILD HUNT (802)        7  12  1 36.8  50/55 GAS MONKEY (783)          3  7 0
51/30*INQUISITION 100 (807)      4   7  0 36.4  51/54 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         3  9 0
52/49 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         86 152  6 36.1  52/22 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    3 10 1
53-52 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)   247 437 24 36.1  53/ 0*KHORS VILLANS (823)       2  3 0
54-53 CLAN KITFOX (781)         50  89  4 36.0  54/48 TEAM TOONS (764)          2  4 0
55/47*BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    12  22  3 35.3  55-23 GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)    2  6 0
56/51 WHITE SHADOW (779)        56 103  3 35.2  56/44 IRON LEGION (652)         2  6 0
57/55 SNOW FORT (819)           24  45  2 34.8  57/ 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)     1  4 0
58/54 GAS MONKEY (783)          31  59  1 34.4  58/57 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     It seems only appropriate that North Fork celebrates the passing of one of the 
greatest philosophers of all times. Why? I offer the following reasons:
a. Some of the AA guys seem to talk just like Yogi.
b. Some of the M*MBO guys look just like Yogi.
c. One of the FRODO guys is almost as old as Yogi.

YOGIisms

Some of the more widely quoted philosophy of Yogi Berra, the New York Yankees Hall of 
Fame catcher and manager who died recently at age 90:

On his approach to at-bats: "You can't think and hit at the same time."
On selecting a restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
On economics: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."
On how events sometimes seem to repeat themselves "It's deja vu all over again!"
On baseball attendance: "If people don't come to the ballpark, how are you gonna stop 
them?"
On a slipping batting average: "Slump? I ain't in no slump. ... I just ain't hitting."
On travel directions: "When you come to a fork in the road take it."
On pregame rest: "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."
On battling the shadows in left field at Yankee Stadium: "It gets late early out 
there."
On fan mail: "Never answer an anonymous letter."
On being told he looked cool: "You don't look so hot yourself."
On being asked what time it was: "You mean now?"
On being given a day in his honor: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
On a spring training drill: "Pair off in threes."
On his approach to playing baseball: "Baseball is 90 percent mental.  The other half 
is physical."
On death: "Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't go to yours."
On learning: "You can observe a lot by watching."
On his team's diminishing pennant chances: "It ain't over `till it's over."
On the fractured syntax attributed to him: "I really didn't say everything I said."

                       -- Brought to you by Oz The All-Aged (and the Associated Press)

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Turf War 10 Scores - Turn 2						
						
Alliance Scores						

			Fights			
			per    Alliance Team    Turn
Score  Alliance Record (*)     Team     Points  Points  Score
123     KGGP    10-10   5       9       47      56
118     AM      12-8    5       9       57      66
117     IC      9-11    5       9       48      57
115     TEABAG  13-7*   5       14      55      69
113     FRODO   10-10   5       9       49      58
109     GLS     10-10   5       9       49      58
105     PANGEA  10-10   5       9       49      58
103     AA      8-12    5       9       39      48
102     TWC     11-9    5       9       51      60
100     CDOOM   10-8    3       3       42      45
92      ATX     12-8    5       9       58      67
88      M*MBO   9-9     3       3       39      42
72      MERC    5-15    5       9       27      36

Individual Team Scores					

Score   Team                  Record    Endurance   DC's   IAC's

47    KGGP				
14      WEIRD ALCHEMY         3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
14      KAOS!                 3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
8       LES TURFISTES         2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
11      SERPENTS HOLD II      2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0

57    AM				
18      HOWLIN MAD            4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
11      SATAN'S MINIONS       2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
14      EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE   3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
14      80'S DISCO            3-2       10/10, 2     0      0

48    IC				
9       SPECTRAL STEEL        1!-4      10/10, 2     0      0
11      D.A. REJECTS          2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
14      A'MERKIN INJUNS       3-2       10/10, 2     0      0
14      BAAL'S MINIONS        3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0

55   TEABAG				
11     SPROUT OF MY MIND      3-2       10/10, 2     0      0
8      BAD BEATS              2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
18     WEIRD STUDENTS         4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
18     DESTROYERS LEGION      4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0

49    FRODO				
18      LAND OF OZ            4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
11      SECOND BANANAS        2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
14      ROYAL FLUSH           3-2       10/10, 2     0      0
6       MYSTIC ORC FEAST      1-4       10/10, 2     0      0

49    GLS				
14      STAR PRAIRIE          3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
9       LIFE'S LESSONS        1-4       10/10, 2     0      0
18      SNOW FORT             4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
8       GAS MONKEY            2-3       10/10, 2     0      0

49    PANGEA				
18      RICK AND MORTY        4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
11      MAILIN MADNESS XXVII  2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
6       INQUISITION 100       1-4       10/10, 2     0      0
14      WICKED MARTYRS        3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0

39    AA				
11      BIG LAKE GROOVE       2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
11      BIKER LIFE            2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
6       BIG LAKE MAULERS      1-4       10/10, 2     0      0
11      FRAYED SANITY         3-2       10/10, 2     0      0

51    TWC				
14      NATURAL B. KILLERS 2  3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
11      MENTOR'S MISFITS      2!-3      10/10, 2     0      0
8       TOKEN ENTRY           2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
18      THE WILD HUNT         4!-1      9/10 , 2     0      0

42    CDOOM				
18      BASH BROS PARK        4!-1      10/10, 2     0      0
14      SHEWISH DINER         3!-2      10/10, 2     0      0
6       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS     1-4       10/10, 2     0      0
4       CHEERS                2-1       8/10 , 2     0      0

58    ATX				
14      PAWN OF PROPHECY      3!-2      10/10, 2     0     0
6       TEAM BLACKSTAFF       1-4       5/10 , 1     0     0
27      DEATHLY HALLOWS       5!-0*     10/10, 2     0     0
11      TOLBINS HIVE A        3-2       10/10, 2     0     0

39    M*MBO				
8       OTTODROME TW          2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
18      DARQUE FORCES         4!-1      8/10 , 2     0      0
4       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK    2-1       10/10, 2     0      0
9       FAST FOOD             1!-4      10/10, 2     0      0

27    MERC				
8       DEITYS OF CHAOS       2-3       10/10, 2     0      0
6       BEYOND THE WALL       1-4       10/10, 2     0      0
5       THE SOVEREIGN         0-5       10/10, 2     0      0
8       KHORS VILLANS         2-3       5/10 , 1     0      0

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, it's been a long time since I first stepped foot in North Fork and now its time 
to say goodbye. I had hoped to stay longer but the Lady says its time for immortality. 
Maximillian says its now time for me to retire for now so for anyone interested I am 
11-4-9-15-21-13-11 has a Master in initiative, has an Expert in riposte, has an 
Advanced Expert in attack, has an Advanced Expert in defense, and has an Advanced 
Expert in decisiveness.  H/H, likes the LS and learns Ini.

I will go so far as to predict that the Scorpion King will take my place. 

                                          -- Devout Christian

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
NORTH FORK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, NATURAL B. KILLERS 2, 
since LAND OF OZ took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join TOLBINS HIVE A's celebration over 
their good record this turn.  3rd place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks 
for DARQUE FORCES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 4-1-1 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join 
WEIRD STUDENTS' celebration over their good record this turn.  6th place, not bad.  
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for HOWLIN MAD's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Warty Toad and join SNOW FORT's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  14th place, not bad.  Look out below!  CHEERS is on the way down, falling to 
17th from 4th with a 2-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  GARBAGE 
PAIL KIDS has fallen to 18th place after going 1-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for THE WILD HUNT's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 4-1-1 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Warty Toad and join STAR PRAIRIE's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  22nd place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for BASH BROS 
PARK's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join 80'S DISCO's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  25th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for DESTROYERS LEGION's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 4-1-1 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so 
I feel sorry for TOKEN ENTRY, who went 2-3-1 and dropped 13 into 28th.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join 
BAAL'S MINIONS' celebration over their good record this turn.  33rd place, not bad.  
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for SPROUT OF MY MIND's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 3-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Warty Toad and join EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  36th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for ROYAL 
FLUSH's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 3-2-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  Look out below!  OTTODROME TW is on the way down, falling to 39th from 
24th with a 2-3-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  WHITE SHADOW has 
fallen to 45th place after going 0-4-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for BEYOND THE WALL, who went 1-4-0 and dropped 18 
into 49th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  MYSTIC ORC FEAST 
is on the way down, falling to 52nd from 22nd with a 1-4-1!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this 
is too good to be true!  IRON LEGION has fallen to 56th place after going 0-4-0 this 
turn.  Who's bragging now?  Now let's all watch DEATHLY HALLOWS' heads swell from 
their 5-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see EAT IT RAW win a fight and gain 29 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SLUMBERING TRUNK beat LUCCIO and LUCCIO lost 21 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster DRONE A1 Bloodfeuded 
this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, NORTH FORK may be getting bland, as 
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  NORTH 
FORK, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  DARQUE FORCES the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was ROYAL FLUSH.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DWARKA was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into 
one, BATTLE BANSHEE challenged up 29 to take on JACK O'LANTERN of ROYAL FLUSH.  But 
here's a pretty tale--BATTLE BANSHEE did lose the fight, but gained 1 worth of 
recognition.  Some long shots can pay off, I guess.  I guess I can give a little 
credit to WARGRATH of KAOS! for challenging up by 18 to DOG ON THE LOOSE.  WARGRATH 
won to get 107 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Gee, LIFE'S LESSONS, ain't it past due for sending 
SPED Dark Arena?  What took ol' '3-8-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  Whoa!  I'll 
even buy BANDOR a drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I 
want to be on his good side!  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, 
JENNA of LIFE'S LESSONS has added the final loss to hers 18-27-4.  Tee hee!  Ya gotta 
go sometime, and FOUL BILL's time was this time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he 
lived... (what?  me pity?).  Seriously now, is it really honorable for APPLE CIDER 
HIDER from MYSTIC ORC FEAST to kill FOUL BILL and give GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the chance 
to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  I can't say as I'm proud to find out that DARQUE 
FORCES' SLUDGE has killed GUARALDI from TEAM BLACKSTAFF.  I can say I wish TEAM 
BLACKSTAFF good luck in their bloodfeud.  A big yahoo goes out to HOMIE D. CLONE this 
turn, for revenging LIFE'S LESSONS' bloodfeud against BIG LAKE GROOVE's warrior OOKLA 
THE MOK.  Heh, heh, heh.  It's about time THUGGER JAX got beat for picking on 
warriors like CRASH.  Bravo, BEYOND THE WALL.  See you at The Warty Toad.  We're all 
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     What does the NORTH FORK arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOBIAS FUNKE 7941            12   2  0   149       SECOND BANANAS (573)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK O'LANTERN 2762           7   4  0   139       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SCORPION KING 4718           10   3  0   138       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 KOBE 8910                    11   1  0   127       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 THE DOCTOR 8142              12   5  0   125       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 LION 8020                    22   8  0   124       LAND OF OZ (217)
 EAT IT RAW 7996              11   6  1   117       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        14  11  1   112       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ELEPHANT 7127                12   6  2   108       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 WARRIOR WIGHT 7978           10   7  0   107       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 WARGRATH 8735                 8   2  0   107       KAOS! (811)
 DOOM SLINGER 6335            14   6  1   106       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DRESDEN 7237                  9   4  0   102       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 RICE & BEANS 8667            13   1  1   100       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 DEL ICIOUS 8221              12   4  0   100       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 SUPERSIZE ME 8110            12   4  0    99       FAST FOOD (724)
 QUEEN OF THE SOUTH 7774      18  24  2    94       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 CRYSTAL BALL 8257            13  10  1    94       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DEPUTY FIFE 7768             16   7  1    93       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MEZQUINO POLLO 8666          15   4  1    93       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040      10   4  1    92       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CYCLONUS 8365                 8   2  1    92       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARLBORO MAN 8145             9   6  1    91       D.A. REJECTS (787)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 8944                   21  23  0    89       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              12   5  2    88       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 CALLAMYTIE 8748              11  14  1    87       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183            8   4  0    81       LES TURFISTES (727)
 NICK TORTELLI 8176           10   7  0    79       CHEERS (659)
 HAMMER 6170                   7   6  0    78       IRON LEGION (652)
 DRONE A4 8098                 7   3  0    77       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MR. WOLF 7401                14  13  0    76       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 DRONE A1 8097                 8   2  1    76       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 VICKY MENDOZA 8048           10   8  0    75       GAS MONKEY (783)
 SKYWARP 8063                 10   9  1    74       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             10   5  0    73       BAD BEATS (791)
 LE GRELE 8252                 6   3  0    73       LES TURFISTES (727)
 CRAPULODON 4305              17  20  0    71       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SIR KILLALOT 6020            10   7  0    71       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 RELAX 8706                    6   2  0    71       80'S DISCO (810)
 JINX 7951                    14  18  1    70       TEAM TOONS (764)
-LILITH 8219                   9   3  1    70       CHEERS (659)
 HABANERO 8669                12   5  1    69       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 WALKER 8907                  10   7  0    69       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 FIDDLE 7898                  11  14  0    68       OTTODROME TW (728)
 ONE TIME! 8396               11   4  0    68       BAD BEATS (791)
 BROKEN POND 8105              9   9  0    68       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEARDED FREAK 7995           10   8  0    65       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 PEPPER 8958                   5   0  0    65       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 HOMEY D. CLONE 5637          13  10  0    64       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146          8   4  0    62       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 PLAGUE PARADE 8165            5   7  0    62       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           14   8  1    61       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378               9   5  0    61       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BLINDING MAN 8417             7   4  0    61       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  27  0    60       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277          9   8  0    60       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 NIGHTS CALL 7989             13  20  0    59       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134         8  10  1    59       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 HOMIE D. CLONE 5546           3   0  0    59       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 SUMMER 8811                   4   0  0    57       RICK AND MORTY (814)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUICK SAND 8419               7   4  0    56       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BRANDY ALEX 8824              3   2  0    54       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GRANULO 8496                  6   2  0    53       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BLADE 6168                    8   6  0    52       IRON LEGION (652)
 BLIZZARD 8887                 3   1  0    52       SNOW FORT (819)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              10   6  0    49       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 CRESCENT 6167                 7   8  0    49       IRON LEGION (652)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267               7   5  0    49       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          6   2  1    49       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LIL PRINCESS 8370             5   4  0    49       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              11   3  0    47       CHEERS (659)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246            6  19  0    47       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PEANUT BLUBBER 8624           5   3  0    46       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 RICK 8810                     4   0  1    45       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 SEX (I'M A) 8704              3   0  0    45       80'S DISCO (810)
 SLYMENSTRA 8744               6   4  0    44       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 SHANE 8902                    3   0  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215          7  10  2    43       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 GET THE POINT? 5097           7  15  1    43       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENCHMAN 8756                 3   0  0    43       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CRYING KID 8392               2   0  0    43       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                 7   5  0    42       LAND OF OZ (217)
 RON WE SLAY 8494              6   2  1    42       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 MORGAN 7235                   7   8  0    41       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 SUNSTORM 8377                 6   3  0    40       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 GARY 8948                     4   2  0    40       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DIGITAL POP 8864              2   0  0    40       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 SUZI Q 8565                   2   1  0    40       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468            5   4  1    39       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 MORTY 8809                    5   1  0    39       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 STARFURY 8596                 3   2  0    39       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 LUCCIO 7303                   6   9  1    38       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 KIND KOHL 8616                2   0  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 LEGO CAB 8230                 6   5  0    37       LES TURFISTES (727)
 OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297           8   4  1    35       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264         5  10  0    35       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 EPHYRA 8372                   8  10  0    34       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 GALAXIE 8339                  6   3  0    34       GAS MONKEY (783)
 DIANE 8574                    4   2  0    34       CHEERS (659)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINK FACE 8688               2   1  0    33       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 BANDOR 8592                   1   1  1    33       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 BOJ 8858                      3   0  0    32       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 ORESTES 8391                  7   9  1    31       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307           4   5  0    31       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 APEX PREDATOR 8651            3   2  0    30       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 COOL CLARK 8613               2   0  0    30       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 QUAGMIRE 8272                 5   7  1    29       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623               5   5  1    29       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 TORAK 8341                    4   4  0    29       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 O'JAY 8291                    3   4  1    29       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 SLUDGE 8470                   3   2  1    29       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 TWEET 8861                    3   0  0    29       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 SUICIDE I 8609                3   1  1    28       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 FALSE BRAVADO 8538            3   2  0    28       BIKER LIFE (796)
 SAD STRIKER 8615              2   0  0    28       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HUMBUG 8655                   1   1  0    28       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LACKEY 8760                   1   1  0    28       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 ADOBE GILLIS 8309             5   6  0    27       OTTODROME TW (728)
 JERRY 8804                    5   2  0    27       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DARKMIGHT 8594                2   3  0    27       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491          4   4  1    26       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 CRASH 8741                    2   3  0    26       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           2   0  0    26       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 SILK 8229                     6   7  0    25       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 SCHWEDERSKE 8525              5   2  0    25       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-ROSEBUD 8413                  4   8  1    25       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872              4   8  0    25       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               2   1  0    25       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 CHIN CHECK 8773               2   0  0    25       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691        2   0  0    25       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 DESPERO 8848                  1   1  0    25       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 DUMBLEGORE 8492               4   4  1    24       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BAD INK 8501                  4   2  0    24       BIKER LIFE (796)
 BUSTED ACES 8580              4   2  0    24       BAD BEATS (791)
 OCTOGAB 8382                  3   0  0    24       LES TURFISTES (727)
 HAWKINS 8949                  2   0  0    24       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 2   2  0    24       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DRONE A11 8599                2   1  0    24       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 MOONDOG 8591                  1   2  0    24       THE WILD HUNT (802)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULLY 8410                    1   1  0    24       BASH BROS PARK (766)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HATTY 8859                    3   1  0    23       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 FAST EEEK 8682                2   1  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LACK OF HYGIENE 8754          2   0  0    23       BIKER LIFE (796)
 BLOODFIRE 8559                2   0  0    23       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 HOWLSTORM 8556                1   3  1    23       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 PHAROS 8478                   4   5  1    22       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 MIKEY 8951                    2   3  2    22       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DRONE A12 8790                2   1  1    22       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 YETI 8878                     2   0  1    22       SNOW FORT (819)
 AMORA 8737                    2   0  0    22       KAOS! (811)
 GLADIUS 8873                  5   6  0    21       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BUSEY 8293                    4   2  1    21       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 MR NANCY 8568                 3   1  1    21       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 HIRELING 8763                 2   1  0    21       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 -ZERO 8881                    2   1  0    21       SNOW FORT (819)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874          5   5  0    20       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BRONWYN 8774                  2   0  0    20       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 ALIISZA 8871                  5   4  0    19       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528            5   2  0    19       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537          3   2  0    19       BIKER LIFE (796)
 DIVIN' IVAN 8539              3   2  0    19       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-DIOMEDES 8564                 3   2  0    19       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 SLINGHOT 8787                 2   0  0    19       GAS MONKEY (783)
 BARAK 8813                    2   0  0    19       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 BLANSKI 8604                  2   3  0    19       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           1   1  1    19       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LISTER 8462                   1   1  0    19       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 MISTY EVE 8875                3   7  2    18       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 WHITE WIZARD 8734             3   1  0    18       KAOS! (811)
 AGENT 99 8694                 2   0  0    18       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MR. RODGERS 8853              2   0  0    18       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 WINSTON 8732                  1   1  0    18       KAOS! (811)
 OODLES OF TALENT 8795         1   1  0    18       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SHEENA 8474                   1   1  0    18       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 MUD PATH 8767                 2   0  0    17       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 2   1  0    17       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 BETH 8803                     2   5  0    17       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 SABNOCK 8820                  1   1  0    17       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 LOW KEY 8571                  3   1  0    16       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 GORE GORE GIRL 8679           2   2  0    16       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572          1   5  1    16       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 RUFF RUFF 8860                1   3  0    16       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 GORISTRO 8589                 0   2  0    16       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 THUGGER JAX 8524              2   5  2    15       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 BLUE MONDAY 8697              2   0  0    15       80'S DISCO (810)
 VOTAN 8569                    1   2  1    15       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           1   1  1    15       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 DAVE 8862                     1   2  0    15       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 NOMA S 8597                   1   3  0    14       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 YEAH 8671                     1   1  0    14       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 POUTINE 8769                  1   1  0    14       FAST FOOD (724)
 FILTHY HANDS 8440             1   1  0    14       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-CHALE HOLMES 8724             3   0  0    13       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 2   5  0    13       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 JACK THE BLADE 8521           2   5  0    13       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 LEATHER VEST 8499             1   4  0    13       BIKER LIFE (796)
 GREEDY GIMP 8731              1   1  1    12       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 PIE ALA ROAD 8489             1   3  0    12       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TEACH 8673                    1   1  0    12       INQUISITION 100 (807)
-BABA YAGA 8658                2   1  0    11       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CZERNOBOG 8567                2   2  0    11       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 GHOST PEPPER 8722             2   0  0    11       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CORSON 8821                   1   1  1    11       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 NIPSEY RUSSELL 8359           1   3  0    11       OTTODROME TW (728)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            1   1  0    11       FAST FOOD (724)
 RUNNER RUNNER 8789            1   1  0    11       BAD BEATS (791)
 OLAF 8880                     1   2  0    11       SNOW FORT (819)
 GASEOUS CLAY 8516             2   2  0    10       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SHADOW 8570                   2   2  0    10       DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
 ANYTHING ELSE 8670            1   1  0    10       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 TEFAL MINATOR 8383            1   1  0    10       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        1   1  0    10       OTTODROME TW (728)
 BEL AIR 8788                  1   1  0    10       GAS MONKEY (783)
 FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766          0   2  0    10       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 HYPERACTIVATE 8699            0   2  0    10       80'S DISCO (810)
 HJORVARDR 8792                2   0  0     9       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 VOLDAWROTH 8968               1   0  0     9       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 YAO MING 8726                 2   2  0     8       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 CONVERSATION 8672             1   1  0     8       INQUISITION 100 (807)
 THE KID 8690                  1   1  0     8       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 PIMPIN' PETE 8785             0   2  0     8       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 BAD RECIPE 8770               0   2  0     8       FAST FOOD (724)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776            2   1  0     7       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        1   1  0     7       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 I'M INTERESTING 8800          1   1  0     7       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         1   2  0     7       80'S DISCO (810)
 JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782         1   2  0     7       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 PITCHING ACE 8799             1   1  0     6       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-TRUMP STUMP 8857              1   0  0     6       CLAN KITFOX (781)
 KING NATHEL 8814              1   1  0     6       PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
 HOT TAMALE 8798               0   2  0     6       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 GUMBO JERK 8620               0   2  0     6       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 MEAT LOAFER 8796              0   2  0     6       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 THE GUT STOMPER 8784          1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
 JOE BANANAS 8681              1   2  0     5       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 IRONFANG 8967                 1   0  0     5       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 MAX MEGADOOM 8976             1   0  0     5       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HARRY THE HAT 8695            0   1  0     5       CHEERS (659)
 VARYSS 8733                   1   1  0     4       KAOS! (811)
 EDGE 7844                     1   1  0     4       IRON LEGION (652)
 EMO 8854                      1   1  0     4       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 SNOWPUNCH 8981                1   0  0     4       SNOW FORT (819)
 BALDR 8794                    1   1  0     4       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 FREJA 8727                    0   4  0     4       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 ARTEMISIA 8740                0   3  0     3       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 WHITE REPUBLICAN 8855         0   2  0     2       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 DRONE A13 8863                0   2  0     2       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-HERMIT CRONE 8765             0   2  0     2       GARDEN STEWARDESS (32)
 VALAC 8819                    0   2  0     2       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 GEIR 8793                     0   2  0     2       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BLACK PLANET 8971             0   1  0     1       TOKEN ENTRY (725)
 BLADE WING 8966               0   1  0     1       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 KVT3 8965                     0   1  0     1       KHORS VILLANS (823)
 BOLA 8579                     0   1  0     1       TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
 GORGORE 8974                  0   1  0     1       BEYOND THE WALL (812)
 FRANKENCHRIST 8972            0   1  0     1       TOKEN ENTRY (725)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TILT! 8605              0  5 0 BAD BEATS 791        MIKEY 8951            365   
GYPSY 8742              1  6 0 BEYOND THE WALL 812  THUGGER JAX 8524      364  JUST REVENGED
THE TRICKSTER 8502      1  3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  AMIINANY DANGER 8491  362  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THURMAN MERMAN 8783     1  2 1 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 HOWLSTORM 8556        365   
DULCINEA 8480           4  4 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      MR NANCY 8568         364   
FOE SHOW 8576           3  2 0 CLAN KITFOX 781      RICK 8810             364   
FOIE GRAS SWEETI        0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BANDOR 8592           365  NONE
SEVERUS NAPE 8490       2  3 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  PHAROS 8478           362  JUST REVENGED
DWARKA 8595             0  5 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 VERT CAMEMBERT        365  NONE
$5 SANDWICH 8486        0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        YETI 8878             364   
ROTTEN MEAT 8980        0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        LEGLESS FROG          365  NONE
BARRACUDA 8786          0  2 0 GAS MONKEY 783       FIVE-DOLLAR RAY 8572  365   
LEER 8685               0  1 0 HOWLIN MAD 809       SUICIDE I 8609        362   
KV24 8964               0  1 0 KHORS VILLANS 823    STICKY TRIPOU         365  NONE
BAPHOMASHER 5849        5  7 0 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   OOKLA THE MOK 8468    362  JUST REVENGED
JENNA 5099             18 28 4 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   EAT IT RAW 7996       365   
SPED 6847               3  9 0 LIFE'S LESSONS 562   STICKY TRIPOU         365  NONE
SCRAWNY CAT 8868        0  2 0 MAILIN MADNESS X 817 DRONE A12 8790        365   
X 8978                  0  1 0 MAILIN MADNESS X 817 CHEEKY SNAIL          365  NONE
PEE WEE 8725            0  1 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 DUMBLEGORE 8492       362   
PETER 8777              0  3 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 FOIE GRAS SWEETI      365  NONE
CHOP SEWEE 8553         0  2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622   365   
SS GUARD 6018           8  5 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 DRONE A1 8097         363  JUST REVENGED
ACE C. DEECEY 8369      5  6 2 ROYAL FLUSH 48       ELEPHANT 7127         361  NOT REVENGED
FLUNKY 8758             0  2 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VOTAN 8569            365   
HOSER 8970              0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  HAIRY ANDOUILLET      365  NONE
GRRR 8912              10  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 FOUL BILL 8061        364   
SEE YAH 8977            0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 CHEEKY SNAIL          365  NONE
STILL LIVING 8969       0  1 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   LEGLESS FROG          365  NONE
GUARALDI 8975           0  1 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  SLUDGE 8470           365   
WARCALLER 8797          0  1 0 THE WILD HUNT 802    HAIRY ANDOUILLET      365  NONE
ELVIS FROM HELL 8780    0  1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725      CORSON 8821           364   
AETHER MARINE 8755      1  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    BUSEY 8293            364   
FAILING FTF 8614        0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   ARMORED TEAPOT 8866   364   
WANDERING WARD 8973     0  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   GREEDY GIMP 8731      365   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All TWXers, a REMINDER -- Apparently so few of you send personals, ads, spots, and 
columns that a little advice would help.  Address the e-mail to ads@reality,com; 
subject should be "personal ads DM47, or team spotlight DM47, or Duelmaster column 
DM47" etc.  AND make sure you get a confirmation from Hal that the e-mail was 
accepted/posted.  If not, send it again. -- The three stodgy old TWX coordinators who 
hate the refereeing part (note: but OZ does still have his referee stripes and whistle 
from the younger days)

All, the CHAMPION section of the TWX rules has been amended slightly to more fully and 
explicitly explain the already current rules. Rather than copy everyone with the 
whole, long rules -- these are the new rules.  (No one is affected by the changes as 
this is how they are already being administered.)
.............................................................
Champions:
1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.  It is to the team's/ 
alliance's advantage that you do so.
2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time, and, of course, the 
Champion must be a member of that manager's Turf War team.
3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena, may be 
replaced. 
4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the DM47 arena to be 
eligible to score as a champion.  Declarations made before eligibility are allowed, 
but the warrior will become champion immediately after his first fight in DM47.
5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same 
turn, if eligible, or otherwise the warrior will start earning potential champion 
bonus points on the first turn the warrior is eligible. (See prior conditions above.)
6.  Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be scored 

as a loss for each warrior. 
.............................................................
-- Oz The All Communicative

All, welcome to TWX. We made it! Good luck, and may you all tie for 2nd place to 
winner FRODO. -- Oz The All Welcoming

FRODO lives! -- Oz The All Proclaiming

Mud Path, I don't think that was fair.  I do better on turf or hard surfaces. So, bah! 
-- Humbug

Granulo, how sneaky of you to pick on a mere little Munchkin.  Very discriminatory.  
You are weird. -- Munchkin

Galaxie, bwahaha.  I love W's.  Maybe you should move far, far away from me? -- Golden 
Cap

Jenna, thanks for the challenge and the cool present for me.  Champion extra points 
are nice, especially when they come on another's challenge.  Please do it again.  I 
like little girls.  They make terrific lunches. -- Lion

Lil Princess, so sorry.  Not. -- Crystal Ball

Den, you are quite the mouthy fellow.  And so hard to understand in that backwoods 
redneck dialect of yours.  I am sending you a dictionary and a thesaurus to help.  And 
Mannequin has committed to giving you diction lessons.  You are welcome. -- Oz The All 
Helpful
P.S. I am trying to line up either Crip or Slugbait to give you some lessons in 
succinctness.

All TWXers, there were surely a lot of Champion declarations last turn; and perhaps 
next turn the last declaration will appear.  The war has 
begun......................... -- Oz The All Excited

All -- I declare Sludge (47-8470) as champion for the Darque Forces stable. -- Master 
Darque

All, rumor has it that, in the real story, Oz gave the Tin Man a piece of his heart.  
Hence, Oz had to unexpectantly go open his own heart up for surgery Feb 24 (to plug a 
hole and fix/replace the fluttery mitral valve). We now call him:  Oz The Holey
Oz The Half-Hearted
Oz The Broken Hearted
Oz The Big-Hearted
(Note: this was all penned before the surgery and before he began feeling the recovery 
pain and enjoying his Percocet.)

I am declaring Nimble Fox as my Champion :-( -- The Chosen One, Manager // Amerkin 
Injuns

     Sending your ads in Plain Text helps a ton, thanks.  And please heed Oz's advice 
above for how to send in your ads. -- Ed 

Hear ye, hear ye!  Sprout Of My Mind declares the ever effervescent and equally 
enigmatic Ruff Ruff to be our champion. -- Vlad

All -- I am announcing Alisza as my champion for the Sovereign.  May blood run on the 
sands. -- Lord Scorpio

TW'ers -- Are you comfortable with your respective leads?  We Mercenaries figured to 
make this fair we would give you a head start, so enjoy it while it lasts. -- 
Wednesday

Scorpio & Keyoke -- We'll make our move next turn; let them become complacent before 
we thoroughly dominate them! -- Wednesday

EVERYONE -- Look at me... look at me... LOOK... AT... ME! -- Dense, Hi Putz of Alfalfa 
Axes

Oz -- I'd like to add to the Mercenaries the team captained by Khorvinus, Khors 
Villans.  It will mke things fair as everyone else has 4 teams.  Thanks. -- Scorpio, 
capt. of the Mercenaries

All -- Let it be known that the Champion for Pawn Of Prophecy will be KING NATHEL 
8814. -- Gentleben, manager of Pawn Of Prophecy, the master of disaster, the ying to 
the yang, the jam in the jelly roll, the cool in "Oh that is cool"

All -- Let it be known that I, Keyoke, manager of Beyond the Wall, have entered the 
Turf War as a member of Mercenaries (MERC), with Wednesday and Lord Scorpio (Captain). 
-- Keyoke

We would like to announce Callamytie as our fiesty Kannarian champion from Beyond the 
Wall. -- Keyoke

I declare the Lackey will henceforth be known as the Champion of Satan's Minions. -- 
the Dark One

I, Slugbait, declare that I will participate in the FRODO alliance. -- slugbait

The team champion for Bash Bros Park will be Mud Path. -- Assur

All -- Announcing the Champion of Deathly Hallows is HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493.  Challenge 
him at your peril! -- BlackHart

Heed all --- Kind Kohl is the declared champion of Weird Students. -- Jerman

I Khisanth, Manager of Serpents Hold II, will be joining KGGP, captained by La 
Guillotine for the upcoming Turf Wars... (email redundancy)

Shane will be the champion of Serpents Hold II.... (email redundancy)

All -- Just to make sure we are not going to be bothered by some greysuit or 
accountant of some sorts asking us again to fill in appliance form 32AZ4 in 3 copies, 
or to avoid crybabies complaining about us not having it done properly (but all in a 
friendly context of course): KHISANTH, with team SERPENTS HOLD II (those are two 
capital i) is well indeed a member of KGGP and is fighting in our team for this very 
current Turf War. -- La Guillotine, captain of KGGP
P.S. Yet, I would greatly appreciate if you could please post an official declaration 
form so we are sure to be understood by everyone if necessary again. Thanks.

All again -- Well, while I am still in the declaration aspect of the game, let all be 
aware that my new team champion will be FAST EEEK.  I would greatly appreciate if you 
would let me not redeclare a new champ next turn. -- La Guillotine, Weird Alchemy 
(team KGGP)

Nick Tortelli -- Wait a minute!  That's not how it was supposed to end. -- DQ

Odin -- Sorry!  I thought you knew the battle had begun.  Next time, I'll make sure 
they say, 'Ready! Set! Go!: -- One Time

Suicide I -- You're a tricky little devil, aren't you? -- Busted Aces

Morty -- For a second there, I thought I was going to win.  And then, just like that!  
I snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. -- Morty

Poutine -- I'm sorry, what are you?  You're not any kind of Fast Food I'VE ever eaten. 
-- Runner Runner

BAD BEATS proudly endorses DON QUIXOTE as their CHAMPION!  May he beat you on the 
river with ridiculous regularity!

All -- I, Khorvinus, hereby declare my participation in the Turf War competition, and 
will be fighting for the Mercenary team captained by Lord Scorpio.  The team I am 
entering is named Khors Villans.

Den -- Here, take this Snickers. You get psychotic when you're hungry. -- Khorvinus

All -- I, Khisanth, manager of Serpents Hold II, would pretty please like to join 
KGGP, led by La Guillotine, in the Turf Wars.

All -- KGGP, captained by La Guillotine, will be joined by me, Khisanth, leading 
Serpents Hold II for the Turf Wars

All -- Serpents Hold II will be captained by La Guillotine, in the Alliance KGGP.  I, 
Khisanth, run Serpents Hold II.

All -- La Guillotine, who runs KGGP, will be joined by myself, Khisanth, and my stable 
Serpents Hold II.

All -- Shane will be the champion of Serpents Hold II.

Destroyers Legion declares that Bronwyn as our champion for the TW. -- DeGotti

I am hereby announcing my champion in the Turf Wars, Brandy Alex. -- DMobster, mgr. 
Wicked Martyrs

Mud Path will be the champion for Bash Bros Park. -- Assur

Tobias -- Your a punk, not a funk -- Dog on the Loose

Nimble Fox -- We were distracted -- Teens Sucking Face

Greedy Gimp -- Greed will get you nowhere.  Crying however, is magical! -- Crying Kid

Sad Striker -- Once I get my gang together, you'll be the first on our list! -- Bully

Humbug -- How can you even call that a name.  Your manager must be the laziest of all 
lazy managers -- Mud Path 

Den -- Your mind is sick, to even imagine such people in a park.  I try to stick to 
annoying when naming my warriors, not so far past the line that I get cry. -- Assur

I am declaring Hawkins as my champion for my Star Prairie team for the Turf War. -- 
Deeders

Congrats to the Allied Axis!  One whole turn by each member without a down challenge. 
How odd you must feel. -- Deeders

Suzi Q -- I couldn't help but vomit on my shirt when reading the ridiculous finish to 
your battle with Hippster.  I am still sickened.  You owe me $27.00 for dry cleaning. 
-- Deeders the queasy

Darkmight, much like the porn star you're named after, I got screwed! -- Mikey

Oz the blow hard -- Less typey, more shhhhhhhhhh!! -- Deeders 

TWX Moderators and Combatants -- Even though it wasn't printed last cycle, I am 
declaring Seabloom the champion of Fryed Sanity. -- Philthy

All -- I am declaring Lilith my Champion before my teammates kill me.  Now I just hope 
she wins. -- Otis

Diomedes -- When is the question, and I don't have the answer! -- Barracuda

Chop Sewee -- They like us, they really like us! -- Slingshot

Barak -- Where are I?  Crap... -- Bel Air

Battle Banshee -- Bah, that's not a good start for us! -- Vicky

Golden Cap -- That hurt! -- Galaxie

Looks like there will be excitement in this years TW!  Good luck to everyone! -- 
Stillgard

Busted Aces -- You like that lil dance?!  Cause you looked like Gumby out there. -- 
Suicide I

Oodles of Talent -- Where?!  What talent???  Next time you dont go down after the 
first shot were gonna give you a good ol' fashioned taze and and maybe beat you on the 
street and on the ride to the cells and maybe in the cells just 'cause thats the way 
we roll. -- Trigger Happy Cop

Anything Else -- I think someone needs a few less liberties and maybe some freedoms 
taken away.  Now excuse me while we adjust our profit margin to suit us. -- White 
Republican

Good start to TWX for the IC!  Let's keep it up, fellas! -- DD

For those of you who may be interested, Battle Banshee retires to AD a little earlier 
than expected.  The two-time TV ST is 17-7(1)-7-21-15-7- 11.  She favors the QS, which 
she has never used until this turn, and a High/Very Low rhythm and was a defense 
favorite learn (which was quite obvious).  She retires with Masters in Init, Att, Def, 
and Dec, AdEx in Rip, and Expert in Par. -- DD

Congrats to Les Turfistes for the only 5-0 last turn.  May you never do that again... 
-- D. Noble

Weird Alchemy -- Whose head is on the chopping block for naming Aether your champion?  
Is it the person who decided he should be the champion, or the one who decided he 
should challenge Busey?  Maybe it's time to hire a new "offensive coordinator"?? -- D. 
Noble

Floyd -- It was of course inevitable that we would match up on turn 1.  Unlike most of 
our tourney meetings, I get the upper hand this time...! -- D. Noble

Maximillian -- It's just you.  Oh, and your overbite is unpleasant, scares the kids 
and stuff. -- Den

Crip -- Wow, thanks for your great explanation to the dullard known as Wednesday 
(still the worse day of the week), but really, nobody cares what you think about which 
arena it should be held in.  Walk towards the light. -- Den

Master Fox -- Allow me to help you.  What would a good slasher look like? Well, he 
would be a man of average or above average height, probably has both his arms and 
certainly both of his legs.  Some like their hair parted down the center, and some on 
the side, never does a good slasher have messy hair.  They would have 2 eyes, a nose 
located in the center of their face, and a mouth with both lips attached.  That pretty 
much sums it up, that is what a good slasher would look like.  No thanks necessary, I 
am just here to help the masses. -- Den

GLS -- As expected, you are ranked way below us.  Deeders, I hope you are ready to be 
driven insane by the managing wizardry of Philthy Phil and his Frayed Sanity.  He has 
a single purpose in life, destroy every team you have in the game.  I'm grabbing some 
popcorn and going to watch you succumb to the anger. -- Den

Scorpio -- Hey, your little alliance actually scored some points.  How nifty.  Man, I 
am going to do some pretty mean things to you and your little friends. -- Den

Manaqueen -- If I ever get around to noticing which team you run, I'll probably start 
killing them.  This must be strange for you, having to run all 5 guys in an arena.  10 
out of 10 dentists surveyed, said they have never seen you.  Good luck you black-
toothed idiot. -- Den

Den -- You lucked out again, my friend!  You shouldn't laugh so hard at me, though 
because I notice you lost 2 large DC bloodfeuds in 81 :))  Looks like Karma was paying 
attention to your behavior.  I have something special planned for you this turn!  
Hopefully my plans come to fruition but if they don't then I say well played sir and 
move on! -- Street Legal 

Lion -- Thought I had you this time!  Looks like Consortium hired another uber-TP for 
his squad!  Perhaps I will come back later for a third trty but for now my manager 
says I am clearly not ready for your greatness! -- Jenna 

5 of 5 challenges of mine get through and even in the 2 losses I had my opponent 
desperate! Oh the shame of a 3-2 has never felt like this.... I guess someone will 
have to die on this team and SPED is it! -- Street Legal 		 

I am declaring Blizzard my champion for team Snow Fort. -- Studcraft

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DWARKA was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPED was butchered by STICKY TRIPOU in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BANDOR murdered FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
PETER was savagely slain by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
X was assassinated by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YAH was murdered by CHEEKY SNAIL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HOSER was butchered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
STILL LIVING was butchered by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
KV24 was put to death by STICKY TRIPOU in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROTTEN MEAT was easily killed by LEGLESS FROG in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WARCALLER was slaughtered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN overpowered DRONE A1 in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH was overpowered by ELEPHANT in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HOMIE D. CLONE handily defeated OOKLA THE MOK in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud bout.
RON WE SLAY demolished PHAROS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
CRASH handily defeated THUGGER JAX in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
KIND KOHL demolished QUAGMIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DIGITAL POP handily defeated ORESTES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
STARFURY vanquished BAD INK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LACKEY vanquished OBNOXIOUS NOISE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
WARGRATH viciously subdued DOG ON THE LOOSE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
THE DOCTOR overpowered CYCLONUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEL ICIOUS was defeated by LION in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
BATTLE BANSHEE was devastated by JACK O'LANTERN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KOBE vanquished DEPUTY FIFE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TEENS SUCKING FACE handily defeated RELAX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ONE TIME! was viciously subdued by MARLBORO MAN in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
EAT IT RAW assassinated JENNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CRAPULODON was overpowered by CRYSTAL BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RICE & BEANS demolished NICK TORTELLI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FIDDLE savagely defeated MUMMY MUSKETEER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
BLINDING MAN lost to MR. WOLF in a 2 minute gory veteran's Challenge bout.
DRONE A4 viciously subdued HOMEY D. CLONE in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fray.
BRANDY ALEX demolished MUNCHKIN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
LAUGHING LUNATIC was overpowered by QUICK SAND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SUMMER demolished JACK B. QUICK in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
PEPPER devastated NIGHTS CALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SLYMENSTRA was overpowered by LE GRELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GARY was demolished by PLAGUE PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEANUT BLUBBER vanquished EPHYRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOLDEN CAP unbelievably bested BLADE in a 3 minute brutal master's Challenge bout.
DWES EG SALAD overcame CLAMTASTIC in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ANGRY CLAM overpowered TORAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRYING KID won victory over GALAXIE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
BOJ subdued HIRELING in a action packed 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SHANE handily defeated BUSEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUZI Q handily defeated MR NANCY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge melee.
BARNEY STINSON was demolished by SEX (I'M A) in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MORTY overpowered SILK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLANSKI was outlasted by JERRY in a 11 minute novice vs. master Challenge fray.
RICK demolished BLACK CHAOS in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge match.
COOL CLARK savagely defeated MEAN MUG in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
WINSTON was devastated by O'JAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
MOONDOG devastated TEACH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
TWEET overpowered SHEENA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
AGENT 99 subdued I'M INTERESTING in a 2 minute bloody Challenge contest.
TILT! was executed by MIKEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BUSTED ACES bested DIVIN' IVAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TRIGGER HAPPY COP overpowered BETH in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge brawl.
AMORA luckily beat RUFF RUFF in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
OLAF lost to BLUE MONDAY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
JACK THE BLADE was overcome by LISTER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge battle.
FIVE-DOLLAR RAY butchered BARRACUDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEABLOOM was bested by BULLY in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DAVE lost to -ZERO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HATTY savagely defeated MISTY EVE in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge fight.
ARMORED TEAPOT lost to DIRTY LOOK in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DESPERO overpowered GORISTRO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
STINK FACE vanquished HIPPSTER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
CHOP SEWEE was killed by HOBO CASSEROLE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CHIN CHECK devastated FILTHY HANDS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AMIINANY DANGER narrowly defeated GLADIUS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BRONWYN overpowered PIE ALA ROAD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PITCHING ACE bested DRONE A13 in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
CZERNOBOG narrowly defeated VARYSS in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge match.
MEAT LOAFER was viciously subdued by RUNNER RUNNER in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
GUMBO JERK lost to NIPSEY RUSSELL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge melee.
THURMAN MERMAN was easily killed by HOWLSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHADOW was overpowered by LACK OF HYGIENE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ARTEMISIA was subdued by JAKE THE JIGGLER in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
SABNOCK vanquished BAD RECIPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
EMO viciously subdued VALAC in a tiresome 9 minute brutal amateur's Challenge match.
FLUNKY was slain by VOTAN in a exciting 5 minute novice's Challenge fray.
GASEOUS CLAY was handily defeated by DRONE A11 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MR. RODGERS beat THE KID in a action packed 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
YAO MING was viciously subdued by GHOST PEPPER in a 14 minute Challenge match.
KING NATHEL unbelievably bested FREJA in a 9 minute brutal amateur's Challenge bout.
OODLES OF TALENT devastated HYPERACTIVATE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
APPLE CIDER HIDER slew FOUL BILL in a 1 minute master's fight.
CALLAMYTIE was handily defeated by SCORPION KING in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SUPERSIZE ME overpowered WALKER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
WARRIOR WIGHT savagely defeated BUGS in a action packed 2 minute veteran's contest.
TOBIAS FUNKE vanquished FAITH in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
DOOM SLINGER devastated HABANERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
DON QUIXOTE was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory expert's battle.
MEZQUINO POLLO bested LATE OR EARLY in a action packed 1 minute expert's duel.
VICKY MENDOZA was overcome by NIMBLE FOX in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
PHANTOM PIKEMAN was defeated by SKYWARP in a action packed 2 minute expert's duel.
HAMMER was handily defeated by DRESDEN in a exciting 2 minute one-sided competition.
ODIN AVERSSON was overpowered by SIR KILLALOT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
JINX overpowered LIL PRINCESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUCCIO was overpowered by SLUMBERING TRUNK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BROKEN POND demolished GET THE POINT? in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
RUNS WITH SPEAR was unbelievably bested by BARSTOOL 5 in a 4 minute duel.
LEGO CAB lost to HENCHMAN in a 2 minute gory fight.
MORGAN was viciously subdued by GRANULO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
BLIZZARD devastated CRESCENT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HARRY SLAUGHTER viciously subdued SUICIDE I in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
SUNSTORM subdued ADOBE GILLIS in a 1 minute bout.
RUNNY LEGS was unbelievably bested by OPTIMUS PRIMAL in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DIANE won victory over POUTINE in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
LOW KEY was viciously subdued by HUMBUG in a exciting 6 minute bloody fight.
ALIISZA was viciously subdued by HAWKINS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
SCRAWNY CAT was slaughtered by DRONE A12 in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
P-NUT FIREBEARD was subdued by DUMBLEGORE in a 4 minute contest.
WHITE WIZARD narrowly defeated LEATHER VEST in a 3 minute bout.
APEX PREDATOR overpowered JOE BANANAS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DRINKING DRUNK vanquished CORSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SAD STRIKER savagely defeated ON SECOND THOUGHT in a 5 minute competition.
FRESH UNDERWEAR was demolished by BLOODFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOMA S was beaten by BROCK TULGREN in a popular 4 minute gory fight.
DARKMIGHT outlasted GORE GORE GIRL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal bout.
FALSE BRAVADO overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SCHWEDERSKE unbelievably bested HOT TAMALE in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
BALDR was savagely defeated by HEADLESS NICK in a unpopular 14 minute novice's duel.
GEIR was outlasted by BEL AIR in a unpopular 9 minute beginner's duel.
HJORVARDR luckily beat WHITE REPUBLICAN in a exciting 5 minute beginner's struggle.
BARAK overpowered CONVERSATION in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SLINGHOT vanquished EDGE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PIMPIN' PETE was overcome by VOLDAWROTH in a 1 minute amateur's match.
THE GUT STOMPER was outlasted by SNOWPUNCH in a 11 minute novice's fight.
WHIPPED CREAM was overcome by OCTOGAB in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
MUD PATH overpowered GORGORE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
TURF WAR EUPHORIA won victory over BOLA in a 2 minute novice's competition.
GREEDY GIMP executed WANDERING WARD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE SAFETY DANCE overcame BLACK PLANET in a 3 minute novice's match.
YETI overpowered ANYTHING ELSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FAST EEEK devastated TEFAL MINATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YEAH overpowered KVT3 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLUDGE executed GUARALDI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRONFANG subdued FRANKENCHRIST in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
MAX MEGADOOM slimly won victory over BLADE WING in a 4 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         TOTAL PARRY       78 -  65 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 50         WALL OF STEEL     57 -  50 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         STRIKING ATTACK  115 - 105 - 12      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      30         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  28 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  28         AIMED BLOW        64 -  85 -  4      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     27         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  39 -  2      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         LUNGING ATTACK   114 - 155 - 11      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  29 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  86 -  6      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         BASHING ATTACK    63 - 104 - 10      38  |

Turn 365 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    26 - 28         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     13 -  9     TOTAL PARRY       13 - 14         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    16 - 12     STRIKING ATTACK   24 - 26         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 18         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              AIMED BLOW        12 - 18         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TOBIAS FUNKE 7941          12   2  0  149 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK O'LANTERN 2762         7   4  0  139 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL    SCORPION KING 4718         10   3  0  138 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE DOCTOR 8142            12   5  0  125 D.A. REJECTS (787)
TOTAL PARRY      LION 8020                  22   8  0  124 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK   EAT IT RAW 7996            11   6  1  117 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-LUNGE      ELEPHANT 7127              12   6  2  108 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
AIMED BLOW       RICE & BEANS 8667          13   1  1  100 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             11   4  0   68 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419             7   4  0   56 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HUMBUG 8655.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOT TAMALE 8798, SAD STRIKER 
8615, VOTAN 8569, RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215, NOMA S 8597, WARGRATH 8735, JACK THE BLADE 
8521, THE GUT STOMPER 8784, RUFF RUFF 8860, and GRANULO 8496.

The least popular fighter this week was BALDR 8794.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GHOST PEPPER 8722, HEADLESS NICK 8776, BEL AIR 8788, GEIR 8793, YAO 
MING 8726, JERRY 8804, EMO 8854, SNOWPUNCH 8981, KING NATHEL 8814, and BLANSKI 8604.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DEVOUT CHRISTIAN (47-5321) NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
BUGS (47-7737) TEAM TOONS (764)
BATTLE BANSHEE (47-7979) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
APPLE CIDER HIDER (47-8153) MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes