DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/04/2016 Duedate: 10/31/2016
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-371
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOG ON THE LOOSE
BASH BROS PARK (766)
(47-7756) [19-12-1,148]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOG ON THE LOOSE DIGITAL POP
BASH BROS PARK (766) MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
(47-7756) [19-12-1,148] (47-8864) [7-1-0,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER DRESDEN
ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
(47-6306) [13-23-0,66] (47-7237) [10-9-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) 60
2. TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 47EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SHEWISH DINER (806) 44 Unchartered Team
4. RICK AND MORTY (814) 38
5. STAR PRAIRIE (821) 35 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 73 32 5 69.5 1/ 2 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 12 3 2
2/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 24 13 1 64.9 2/10 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 12 3 0
3/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806) 103 61 9 62.8 3/13 RICK AND MORTY (814) 12 3 0
4/ 7 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 36 22 3 62.1 4/11 D.A. REJECTS (787) 11 4 1
5/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 814 515 27 61.2 5/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
6/15 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) 28 18 0 60.9 6/ 4*INQUISITION 100 (807) 11 4 0
7/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727) 132 85 6 60.8 7/ 1 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 10 5 2
8/ 0*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803) 12 8 2 60.0 8/19 SHEWISH DINER (806) 10 5 1
9/11 RICK AND MORTY (814) 38 26 1 59.4 9/16 SECOND BANANAS (573) 9 6 2
10/10 THE OPERA (613) 140 96 4 59.3 10/ 5 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 9 6 2
11/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573) 320 220 32 59.3 11/27*WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 9 6 1
12/12 D.A. REJECTS (787) 73 53 3 57.9 12/ 9 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 9 6 0
13/ 8*HOWLIN MAD (809) 26 19 0 57.8 13/32*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817) 9 6 0
14/14 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 71 54 4 56.8 14/33 SNOW FORT (819) 9 6 0
15/16 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 440 346 36 56.0 15/15 FAST FOOD (724) 8 7 2
16/17 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 913 723 48 55.8 16/14 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 8 7 1
17/13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 39 31 4 55.7 17/20 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 8 7 0
18-18 80'S DISCO (810) 74 61 2 54.8 18/36 TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 8 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/24 TOLBINS HIVE A (785) 43 37 4 53.8 19/29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 8 7 0
20/19 DARQUE FORCES (396) 328 290 25 53.1 20/23 BAD BEATS (791) 8 7 0
21/23 BAD BEATS (791) 42 39 0 51.9 21/24 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 8 7 0
22/20 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 115 107 8 51.8 22/43 BIKER LIFE (796) 8 7 0
23/21 BASH BROS PARK (766) 108 101 8 51.7 23/ 6 THE WILD HUNT (802) 8 7 0
24/27*INQUISITION 100 (807) 21 20 0 51.2 24/28 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) 8 7 0
25/22 CHEERS (659) 149 142 10 51.2 25-12 80'S DISCO (810) 7 3 0
26/26 THE WILD HUNT (802) 25 24 2 51.0 26/ 8 LES TURFISTES (727) 7 7 1
27/25 BIKER LIFE (796) 27 26 0 50.9 27/26 CHEERS (659) 7 7 0
28/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 114 114 2 50.0 28/17 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 7 8 1
29/28 SERPENTS HOLD II (820) 93 94 5 49.7 29/18 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 7 8 1
30/31 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 147 153 10 49.0 30/35 DARQUE FORCES (396) 7 8 0
31/39 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 22 23 0 48.9 31/40 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 7 8 0
32/29 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 41 43 4 48.8 32/22 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 8 0
33/32 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 217 228 12 48.8 33/31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 7 8 0
34/ 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 138 145 8 48.8 34/42 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 6 3 0
35/35 FAST FOOD (724) 129 136 7 48.7 35/25 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 6 7 0
36/33 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 28 30 2 48.3 36/21 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 6 9 1
37/37 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 51 55 1 48.1 37/38 FRAYED SANITY (799) 6 9 0
38/34 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 99 107 6 48.1 38/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 9 0
39/36 OTTODROME TW (728) 123 133 8 48.0 39/45 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 5 9 1
40/38 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 62 68 3 47.7 40/34 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 5 9 0
41/42 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 56 63 5 47.1 41/44 OTTODROME TW (728) 5 10 1
42-41*KHORS VILLANS (823) 14 16 0 46.7 42/47 GAS MONKEY (783) 5 10 1
43/43*MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817) 18 22 1 45.0 43/55*THE KING'S MEN (797) 5 10 0
44/44 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735) 44 62 2 41.5 44/30*HOWLIN MAD (809) 5 10 0
45/46 FRAYED SANITY (799) 26 39 1 40.0 45/49 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 5 10 0
46/45 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 24 36 3 40.0 46/41 SERPENTS HOLD II (820) 5 10 0
47/51 SNOW FORT (819) 39 60 2 39.4 47/46 WHITE SHADOW (779) 4 8 0
48/47 TOKEN ENTRY (725) 52 81 8 39.1 48/50 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 4 11 0
49/50 TEAM TOONS (764) 79 125 3 38.7 49/51 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 4 11 0
50-49 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741) 12 19 2 38.7 50/52 TEAM TOONS (764) 3 0 0
51/48 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 32 53 2 37.6 51-37*KHORS VILLANS (823) 3 7 0
52/52 WHITE SHADOW (779) 68 118 4 36.6 52/54 BIG IDEA (32) 3 8 0
53/53 BIG IDEA (32) 252 458 24 35.5 53/39 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730) 3 12 0
54/54 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 93 175 6 34.7 54/48 DESTROYERS LEGION (804) 3 12 0
55/56 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798) 21 42 4 33.3 55/ 0*DEITYS OF CHAOS (803) 1 0 0
56/55 DESTROYERS LEGION (804) 16 32 2 33.3 56/56 THE OPERA (613) 1 1 0
57/58*THE KING'S MEN (797) 5 10 0 33.3 57/ 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 1 4 0
58/57 GAS MONKEY (783) 39 81 2 32.5 58/60*TEAM BLACK (826) 1 5 0
59/63*TEAM BLACK (826) 1 5 0 16.7 59/58*KNUCKLEHEADS (825) 1 7 0
60/61*KNUCKLEHEADS (825) 1 7 0 12.5 60/59*REAPER'S OF FATE (829) 0 10 0
61-59*BANGORANS (81) 1 8 0 11.1 61-57*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827) 0 5 0
62/60*REAPER'S OF FATE (829) 0 10 0 0.0 62-62*BANGORANS (81) 0 1 0
63-62*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827) 0 5 0 0.0 63-61 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
A Swamp Saga
A kaleidoscopic stream of various colors and sounds swirled in a seemingly endless
cacophony of sensations as the Veteran Manager swiftly passed through the corridors of
time and space that brought him to the swampland of North Fork. He never tired of
these adventures and journeys made possible by the Elven Orbs of Transport, that he
had utilized over the countless years, in his travels between dimensions.
It had been years since the Veteran Manager had made his presence known in the Swamp.
Now it was time to seek out his stable of warriors that had not been seen in North
Fork Arena, since the Veteran Manager himself had disappeared on some unknown
adventure, in realms far beyond ElseWhere and ElseWhen.
So it was, that he now sought his long inactive stable of Warriors, who were hidden
deep in the Swamp, living simple lives of hunting and fishing, but were about to be
reactivated to an almost forgotten life of Blades and Blood on the North Fork Arena
Sands!
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Turf War 10 Scores - Turn 8
Alliance Scores
Fights
per Alliance Team Turn
Score Alliance Rec(*) Team Points Points Score
532 IC 13-7(*) 5 28 58 86
495 CDOOM 12-8 5 18 51 69
486 PANGEA 10-10 5 18 48 66
483 AM 7-8 0 0 33 33
483 FRODO 10-10 5 18 41 59
477 GLS 11-9 5 18 48 66
434 TEABAG 12-8 5 18 54 72
434 ATX 9-11 5 18 46 64
414 TWC 8-11 4 12 40 52
411 KGGP 6-9 0 0 28 28
376 AA 8-11 4 12 37 49
351 M*MBO 9-10 4 12 39 51
185 MERC 2-4 0 0 10 10
Individual Team Scores
Score Team Record End DC's IAC's
58 IC
8 SPECTRAL STEEL 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
18 D.A. REJECTS 4!-1 40/40, 8 0 0
14 A'MERKIN INJUNS 3!-2 40/40, 8 0 0
18 BAAL'S MINIONS 4!-1 40/40, 8 0 0
51 CDOOM
11 BASH BROS PARK 3-2 40/40, 8 0 0
18 SHEWISH DINER 4!-1 40/40, 8 0 0
14 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 3!-2 40/40, 8 0 0
8 CHEERS 2-3 37/40, 8 0 0
48 PANGEA
18 RICK AND MORTY 4!-1 40/40, 8 0 0
11 MAILIN MADNESS 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 2
11 INQUISITION 100 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 1
8 WICKED MARTYRS 2-3 40/40, 8 0 1
33 AM
11 HOWLIN MAD 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 0
14 SATAN'S MINIONS 3!-2 39/40, 8 0 0
8 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
0 80'S DISCO 0-0 35/40, 7 0 0
41 FRODO
11 LAND OF OZ 3-2 40/40, 8 0 0
11 SECOND BANANAS 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 0
11 ROYAL FLUSH 3-2 40/40, 8 0 0
8 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 2-3 38/40, 8 0 0
48 GLS
18 STAR PRAIRIE 4!-1 40/40, 8 0 0
8 LIFE'S LESSONS 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
14 SNOW FORT 3!-2 40/40, 8 0 0
8 GAS MONKEY 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
54 TEABAG
23 SPROUT OF MY MIND 5!-0 39/40, 8 0 0
11 BAD BEATS 3-2 39/40, 8 0 0
14 WEIRD STUDENTS 3!-2 37/40, 8 0 0
6 DESTROYERS LEGION 1-4 38/40, 8 0 0
46 ATX
6 PAWN OF PROPHECY 1-4 40/40, 8 0 0
6 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 1-4 35/40, 7 0 0
11 DEATHLY HALLOWS 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 0
23 TOLBINS HIVE A 5!-0 40/40, 8 0 0
40 TWC
9 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2!-2 38/40, 8 0 0
6 MENTOR'S MISFITS 1-4 39/40, 8 0 0
11 TOKEN ENTRY 2!-3 39/40, 8 0 0
14 THE WILD HUNT 3!-2 39/40, 8 0 0
28 KGGP
6 WEIRD ALCHEMY 1-4 40/40, 8 0 0
0 KAOS! 0-0 25/40, 5 0 0
8 LES TURFISTES 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
14 SERPENTS HOLD II 3!-2 40/40, 8 0 0
37 AA
8 BIG LAKE GROOVE 2-3 40/40, 8 0 0
14 BIKER LIFE 3!-2 35/40, 7 0 0
6 BIG LAKE MAULERS 2-2 39/40, 8 0 0
9 FRAYED SANITY 1!-4 40/40, 8 0 0
39 M*MBO
11 OTTODROME TW 2!-3 40/40, 8 0 0
8 DARQUE FORCES 2-3 39/40, 8 0 0
6 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 2-2 25/40, 6 0 0
14 FAST FOOD 3!-2 40/40, 8 0 0
10 MERC
4 DEITYS OF CHAOS 1!-0 11/40, 3 0 0
0 BEYOND THE WALL 0-0 20/40, 4 0 0
6 THE SOVEREIGN 1-4 40/40, 8 0 0
0 KHORS VILLANS 0-0 30/40, 6 0 0
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Woof Woof Woof. Bark.
-- Dog on the Loose
Approximate translation: You guys all stink. I rule.
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. The boys at ROYAL
FLUSH left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by GARBAGE PAIL
KIDS. Good show! Managers were muttering after SHEWISH DINER showed NORTH FORK what
they could do: 4-1-0 to move up by 11. Perhaps it is WEIRD STUDENTS members'
intannibility that enabled them to move from 27th to 11th last week... (Less time in
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MAILIN MADNESS XXVII
blew up the rankings to 19! Perhaps it is SNOW FORT members' intannibility that
enabled them to move from 33rd to 14th last week... (Less time in the sun...)
Managers were muttering after TOLBINS HIVE A showed NORTH FORK what they could do:
5-0-0 to move up by 18. Perhaps it is BIKER LIFE members' intannibility that enabled
them to move from 43rd to 22nd last week... (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is THE WILD HUNT, after suffering a 17
drop in ranking. The boys at LES TURFISTES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all
know and love, after suffering a 18 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable
disease has swept the stable of BIG LAKE GROOVE. Note their drop in the rankings
from 17th to 28th. Watch out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the
Dark Arena is LIFE'S LESSONS, after suffering a 11 drop in ranking. The boys at TEAM
BLACKSTAFF aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 15
drop last week. Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is WEIRD
ALCHEMY, after suffering a 31 drop in ranking. Like a chunk of francium heaved into
a wet pond, THE KING'S MEN blew up the rankings to 12! Rumor has it an incurable
disease has swept the stable of HOWLIN MAD. Note their drop in the rankings from
30th to 44th. Watch out!!! The boys at PAWN OF PROPHECY aren't the happy-go-lucky
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 14 drop last week. Good things come to
those who fight well, as SPROUT OF MY MIND can attest, moving up by 4. Practice pays
for HOBO CASSEROLE, who pummelled ANGRY CLAM, to pocket 21 points. BARNEY STINSON
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to HARRY SLAUGHTER and
losing 18 points in the process! Duelmaster DOG ON THE LOOSE from BASH BROS PARK is
going for the gold, as he challenged SPECTRAL STEEL's PHANTOM PIKEMAN. Ooh, the
excitement! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by PHANTOM
PIKEMAN, of SPECTRAL STEEL, who despite a 12-11-0 couldn't overcome NORTH FORK's
Number 1. Word has it one team in NORTH FORK is taking speech lessons to try to bore
their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
And how sociable are NORTH FORK's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid LAND OF OZ.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SHEWISH DINER scurried away from LAND OF
OZ. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good
oral hygiene? Whatever it is, CRYING KID is the most challenged warrior. Place your
bets! NIGHTS CALL is the long shot of the week: they challenged MARLBORO MAN, up by
39. If NIGHTS CALL had defeated MARLBORO MAN, he'd be a hero, but since he lost we
just laugh at him. Tough break. Word has it ORESTES suffered a romantic setback.
Note how he challenged SKYWARP, 50 points his senior. It's not whether you win or
lose, but how many points you get (4). Right, ORESTES?
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Citizens of NORTH
FORK, be sure to settle your debts with FIDDLE of OTTODROME TW. He's relocating to
the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded,
out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SUNSTORM of DARQUE FORCES has been summarily
sent to the Dark Arena. Q: What's a record like 9-8-1 get you? A: A free trip to
the Dark Arena! This week's winner: OPTIMUS PRIMAL of DARQUE FORCES!
Congratulations, SUPERSIZE ME. The manager of PAWN OF PROPHECY should have sent SILK
to the Dark Arena for having a 8-10-0 long ago. You've heard about MIKEY of STAR
PRAIRIE. Death plays no favorites, and neither do I. What was a 4-7-2 doing on the
fields in the first place? Death in the arena! In a cheap quest for a cheap
victory, SUPERSIZE ME faced SILK in an uneven fight. PAWN OF PROPHECY, we expect
bloody revenge! Fair play must not be a credo of TEAM BLACKSTAFF, as MORGAN
permanently removed MIKEY of STAR PRAIRIE from the competition in a mismatched fight.
Word has it TOLBINS HIVE A is planning on terminating more CHEERS members, if they
have so little to fear from revenge... Never one to advocate diplomacy and
restraint, I was pleased to see SECOND BANANAS retaliate against LIFE'S LESSONS in
bloodfeud! Charity is unknown in NORTH FORK, and rightly so. SPROUT OF MY MIND
exacted their revenge against LES TURFISTES. Questions are being raised about the
disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I
avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid NORTH FORK farewell--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 19 12 1 148 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE DOCTOR 8142 17 6 0 136 D.A. REJECTS (787)
MARLBORO MAN 8145 13 8 1 125 D.A. REJECTS (787)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 19 7 1 123 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 16 7 2 120 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
SKYWARP 8063 15 10 1 119 DARQUE FORCES (396)
JINX 7951 19 19 1 113 TEAM TOONS (764)
PEPPER 8958 10 1 0 111 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-SEX (I'M A) 8704 7 1 0 107 80'S DISCO (810)
TEENS SUCKING FACE 8040 15 5 1 106 BASH BROS PARK (766)
HABANERO 8669 17 6 1 102 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
DRONE A1 8097 12 4 2 102 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
CYCLONUS 8365 11 5 1 97 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SUMMER 8811 8 2 0 97 RICK AND MORTY (814)
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 12 11 0 96 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 15 7 2 94 FAST FOOD (724)
DIGITAL POP 8864 7 1 0 94 MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
NICK TORTELLI 8176 14 9 0 93 CHEERS (659)
KOBE 8910 13 5 0 93 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
ELEPHANT 7127 14 10 2 92 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-RELAX 8706 9 4 0 92 80'S DISCO (810)
VICKY MENDOZA 8048 12 12 0 91 GAS MONKEY (783)
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 11 7 0 91 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUNNY LEGS 8623 10 6 1 90 SHEWISH DINER (806)
HOMIE D. CLONE 5546 6 3 0 89 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
RICK 8810 9 1 1 88 RICK AND MORTY (814)
DRONE A4 8098 9 7 0 88 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
SHANE 8902 8 1 0 87 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
CRAPULODON 4305 21 22 0 85 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
GOLDEN CAP 8378 13 7 0 83 LAND OF OZ (217)
DRESDEN 7237 10 9 0 83 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
LIL PRINCESS 8370 9 6 0 83 D.A. REJECTS (787)
BLIZZARD 8887 6 4 0 83 SNOW FORT (819)
SIR KILLALOT 6020 12 11 1 82 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 15 14 0 81 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
RUNS WITH SPEAR 8215 10 13 2 79 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 9 5 1 78 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
APEX PREDATOR 8651 8 3 0 78 THE WILD HUNT (802)
EAT IT RAW 7996 12 9 1 77 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
NIGHTS CALL 7989 15 23 0 76 WHITE SHADOW (779)
WALKER 8907 12 11 0 76 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
DWES EG SALAD 8639 16 12 1 75 SHEWISH DINER (806)
BLINDING MAN 8417 10 7 0 75 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STINK FACE 8688 7 2 0 75 HOWLIN MAD (809)
SWAMP TURF HAMMER 6565 11 9 0 74 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
ONE TIME! 8396 14 7 0 73 BAD BEATS (791)
DEPUTY FIFE 7768 17 12 1 72 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ORESTES 8391 10 12 1 71 WHITE SHADOW (779)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 11 6 0 70 LES TURFISTES (727)
SUZI Q 8565 6 3 1 70 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK B. QUICK 8246 10 21 0 69 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 8 10 0 68 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
HENCHMAN 8756 7 2 0 67 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 13 23 0 66 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
BROKEN POND 8105 11 13 0 66 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 11 33 0 66 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
MORTY 8809 9 3 0 66 RICK AND MORTY (814)
BAD INK 8501 7 4 0 66 BIKER LIFE (796)
RUFF RUFF 8860 5 5 0 66 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
RUNNER RUNNER 8789 5 2 0 66 BAD BEATS (791)
HAWKINS 8949 7 1 0 65 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
MORGAN 7235 12 9 1 63 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
LACKEY 8760 5 3 0 63 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
QUICK SAND 8419 9 8 0 62 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DON QUIXOTE 8393 12 9 0 61 BAD BEATS (791)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 12 8 0 61 CHEERS (659)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 8 10 0 61 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
PARSIFAL 7414 8 0 0 61 THE OPERA (613)
SLUDGE 8470 7 3 1 61 DARQUE FORCES (396)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 5 3 1 61 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 12 7 0 60 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
CRYING KID 8392 5 3 0 60 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BLOODFIRE 8559 6 2 1 59 THE WILD HUNT (802)
TWEET 8861 8 1 0 58 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
HIPPSTER 8953 6 4 0 58 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-EPHYRA 8372 11 12 1 57 WHITE SHADOW (779)
MUNCHKIN 8432 10 8 0 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 9 6 1 57 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 8 7 1 57 SECOND BANANAS (573)
KIND KOHL 8616 6 2 0 57 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEARDED FREAK 7995 12 10 0 56 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
AGENT 99 8694 7 1 1 56 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLUMBERING TRUNK 8134 11 13 1 55 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
FAST EEEK 8682 6 3 0 55 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHIN CHECK 8773 6 2 0 55 HOWLIN MAD (809)
BETH 8803 6 7 0 55 RICK AND MORTY (814)
BUSTED ACES 8580 8 4 0 54 BAD BEATS (791)
DIVIN' IVAN 8539 8 3 1 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
STARFURY 8596 6 5 1 53 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
FILTHY HANDS 8440 6 2 0 53 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BUSEY 8293 7 4 1 52 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
BIG PIGEON 7411 5 6 0 52 THE OPERA (613)
CONVERSATION 8672 5 3 0 52 INQUISITION 100 (807)
GET THE POINT? 5097 8 20 1 51 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
DESPERO 8848 4 4 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
GHOST PEPPER 8722 8 0 0 50 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
FALSE BRAVADO 8538 6 4 0 49 BIKER LIFE (796)
DUMBLEGORE 8492 7 7 1 48 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
O'JAY 8291 6 7 1 48 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
TRIGGER HAPPY COP 8691 6 2 0 47 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
MOONDOG 8591 5 4 0 47 THE WILD HUNT (802)
LE GRELE 8252 8 7 1 46 LES TURFISTES (727)
-ZERO 8881 5 4 0 46 SNOW FORT (819)
JERRY 8804 6 7 0 45 RICK AND MORTY (814)
JEB! 9002 5 1 0 45 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 9 7 0 44 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
LUCCIO 7303 7 14 1 44 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
PHAROS 8478 7 8 1 44 WHITE SHADOW (779)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 7 7 1 44 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEADLESS NICK 8776 6 3 0 44 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
FEEL THE BERN 9001 5 1 1 44 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
FRESH UNDERWEAR 8766 4 4 0 44 INQUISITION 100 (807)
YETI 8878 5 3 1 43 SNOW FORT (819)
DRONE A11 8599 5 4 0 43 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
BOJ 8858 5 3 0 43 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567 11 9 0 42 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-HOMESTEADER 8413 6 11 1 42 BIG IDEA (32)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 5 3 0 42 FAST FOOD (724)
OCTOGAB 8382 7 2 0 41 LES TURFISTES (727)
DIANE 8574 6 6 0 40 CHEERS (659)
TEFAL MINATOR 8383 5 3 0 40 LES TURFISTES (727)
CORSON 8821 4 4 1 40 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
GORISTRO 8589 3 5 0 40 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BULLY 8410 3 5 0 40 BASH BROS PARK (766)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 5 1 0 39 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566 9 11 0 38 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-JACK THE BLADE 8521 5 7 0 38 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
HIRELING 8763 5 4 0 38 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LISTER 8462 5 3 0 38 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 5 3 0 38 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
RON WE SLAY 8494 8 6 1 37 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
GALAXIE 8339 8 7 0 37 GAS MONKEY (783)
GRANULO 8496 8 6 0 37 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LAUGHING LUNATIC 8264 8 13 0 37 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
MYTHBUSTER 8658 5 4 0 37 BIG IDEA (32)
ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600 5 3 0 37 OTTODROME TW (728)
PIMPIN' PETE 8785 4 4 0 37 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
DRONE A12 8790 5 4 1 36 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 4 1 1 35 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
SHEENA 8474 4 4 0 35 D.A. REJECTS (787)
OBNOXIOUS NOISE 8537 6 4 0 34 BIKER LIFE (796)
NOMA S 8597 4 6 0 34 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YEAH 8671 4 4 0 33 INQUISITION 100 (807)
SCHWEDERSKE 8525 8 5 0 32 FRAYED SANITY (799)
MUD PATH 8767 4 4 0 32 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ARMORED TEAPOT 8866 3 5 1 32 MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
ICE BEE 9044 3 0 0 32 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
JOE BANANAS 8681 5 4 0 31 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
GREEDY GIMP 8731 4 4 1 31 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
HOWLSTORM 8556 3 7 1 31 THE WILD HUNT (802)
DIRTY LOOK 8684 3 6 0 31 HOWLIN MAD (809)
LYRIC TENOR 9104 2 0 0 31 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
GASEOUS CLAY 8516 5 5 0 30 OTTODROME TW (728)
TEACH 8673 4 4 0 30 INQUISITION 100 (807)
DARKMIGHT 8594 3 7 0 30 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
-BLUE MONDAY 8697 3 4 0 30 80'S DISCO (810)
POUTINE 8769 3 5 0 30 FAST FOOD (724)
SRIRACHA 9042 2 2 1 30 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 8 5 0 29 FRAYED SANITY (799)
ALIISZA 8871 7 8 0 29 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
GLADIUS 8873 5 12 0 29 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
MEAN MUG 8686 5 4 0 29 HOWLIN MAD (809)
SNOWPUNCH 8981 5 2 0 29 SNOW FORT (819)
OLAF 8880 3 6 0 29 SNOW FORT (819)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 6 10 0 28 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 5 3 0 28 80'S DISCO (810)
SLINGHOT 8787 3 5 1 28 GAS MONKEY (783)
BOLA 8579 3 4 0 28 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
SEABLOOM 8527 4 9 0 27 FRAYED SANITY (799)
LACK OF HYGIENE 8754 4 3 0 27 BIKER LIFE (796)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRONE A13 8863 4 4 0 27 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
HUMBUG 8655 3 5 0 27 LAND OF OZ (217)
LEATHER VEST 8499 3 7 0 27 BIKER LIFE (796)
-PLANET ROCK 9078 2 0 0 27 80'S DISCO (810)
SWAMP SONG HAMMER 6860 7 5 0 26 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
LOW KEY 8571 4 1 0 26 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
BRONWYN 8774 4 4 0 26 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
THE GUT STOMPER 8784 3 6 0 26 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
EDMOND FITZDEED 8997 2 4 1 26 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
FRIED MICE 8995 2 4 0 26 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
DIOMEDES 8564 4 6 0 25 WHITE SHADOW (779)
SERVANT 9014 4 1 0 25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
GOOD OL'BOY 8993 4 2 0 25 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
GRIM JIM 8986 5 1 0 24 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-CRANE KNIGHT 7524 4 4 1 24 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
STING 8999 4 2 0 24 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
VALAC 8819 3 5 0 24 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-EAGLE KNIGHT 7525 2 3 1 24 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
SALTY DOG 9050 2 1 0 24 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR. RODGERS 8853 5 3 0 23 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-IRONFANG 8967 4 2 0 23 KHORS VILLANS (823)
HELLEYEZ 9011 2 3 0 23 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 5 0 0 22 FAST FOOD (724)
ANYTHING ELSE 8670 4 4 0 22 INQUISITION 100 (807)
TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865 3 5 0 22 MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
KANSAS 9062 3 0 0 22 LAND OF OZ (217)
-MR NANCY 8568 3 1 1 21 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
GORE GORE GIRL 8679 3 6 0 21 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
THUGGER JAX 8524 2 11 2 21 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
ACE MERRILL 8507 1 2 0 21 THE KING'S MEN (797)
-SKULGARR THE CRUEL 8987 4 1 0 20 KHORS VILLANS (823)
KING NATHEL 8814 4 4 0 20 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
DARKWATCH 8998 3 3 0 20 THE WILD HUNT (802)
BEL AIR 8788 3 5 0 20 GAS MONKEY (783)
BARAK 8813 5 3 0 19 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
BLANSKI 8604 4 7 0 19 FRAYED SANITY (799)
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 3 2 0 19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LAST CARESS 9069 2 1 0 19 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
STUD MUFFIN 9065 2 1 0 19 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BLADE WING 8966 2 4 0 19 KHORS VILLANS (823)
EMO 8854 5 3 0 18 HOWLIN MAD (809)
BARSTOOL 7 9095 2 0 0 18 CHEERS (659)
HJORVARDR 8792 4 4 0 17 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
RUMP ROAST 9066 3 0 1 17 SHEWISH DINER (806)
KRAZY KELLIE 9047 2 1 0 17 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
NEW WORLD ORDER 9030 1 4 0 17 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
JAKE THE JIGGLER 8782 3 6 0 16 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)
YELLOW BRICK 9048 3 0 0 16 LAND OF OZ (217)
DATABASE EDITOR 9079 2 1 1 15 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JUMPING JOE 8994 2 3 0 15 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-VOTAN 8569 1 2 1 15 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
LAMONT SANFORD 9134 1 0 0 15 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HOMINY JOB 9005 4 2 0 14 MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
TIRED TEDDY 9051 2 1 1 14 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-KVT3 8965 2 4 0 14 KHORS VILLANS (823)
FREJA 8727 2 8 0 14 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-VOLDAWROTH 8968 2 4 0 14 KHORS VILLANS (823)
ZOZO 9132 1 0 0 13 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
VINCE 9003 3 3 0 12 TEAM BLACKSTAFF (735)
-OWL KNIGHT 7521 3 3 0 12 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
BALDR 8794 2 6 0 12 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEIR 8793 2 6 0 12 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DRAWING DEAD 9026 2 3 0 11 BAD BEATS (791)
BRAIN MUFFIN 9049 2 1 0 11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-CZERNOBOG 8567 2 2 0 11 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
-HAWK KNIGHT 7522 2 5 0 11 GUARDIAN KNIGHTS (741)
BELTIRA 9123 1 0 0 11 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
ACE SYMPTOMATIC 9125 1 0 0 11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ABUELITA YOLIE 9116 1 0 0 11 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
FRUIT CUP 9024 2 3 1 10 FAST FOOD (724)
-SHADOW 8570 2 2 0 10 DEITYS OF CHAOS (803)
BLACK-WIND 9058 1 0 0 10 TEAM BLACK (826)
EVAN DRAKE 9136 1 0 0 10 CHEERS (659)
PARADIGM 9018 2 3 0 9 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 1 0 0 9 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BOOTLICKER 9036 1 2 0 9 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
PABLO 9113 1 1 0 9 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
MR. FRIENDLY 9100 1 1 0 9 OTTODROME TW (728)
EN FEUGO 9072 2 1 1 8 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BANSHEE 9000 1 5 0 8 GAS MONKEY (783)
MALACHAI 8511 1 2 0 8 THE KING'S MEN (797)
ETHEL MERTZ 9107 1 1 0 8 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BILLY NOLAN 8508 2 1 0 7 THE KING'S MEN (797)
GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028 1 4 0 7 MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 1 0 0 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
GYRO-SPROKET 9091 1 0 0 7 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
BRAN PIZZA 9080 1 2 1 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 1 3 0 6 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LELAND GAUNT 9118 1 0 0 6 THE KING'S MEN (797)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 1 3 0 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SPECTRAL SAMURAI 9101 1 1 0 6 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SCARLET DEN 9115 1 1 1 5 D.A. REJECTS (787)
BLACK-HAMMER 9057 0 2 0 3 TEAM BLACK (826)
KIP MASTERS 9110 0 2 0 2 REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
BLACK-DRAGON 9060 0 2 0 2 TEAM BLACK (826)
CYLUSE JINSING 9109 0 2 0 2 REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
-DEURAN 521 0 2 0 2 BANGORANS (81)
WYKED QUEEN 9114 0 2 0 2 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
BAIN HOMFIST 9111 0 2 0 2 REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
3=4 9105 0 2 0 2 LES TURFISTES (727)
NICHOLE JINSING 9112 0 2 0 2 REAPER'S OF FATE (829)
-FALIN 520 0 2 0 2 BANGORANS (81)
-BASH 9073 0 1 0 1 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-STITCH 9053 0 1 0 1 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
IDIOT WALTZ 9119 0 1 0 1 TOKEN ENTRY (725)
-BASHERE 9075 0 1 0 1 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
BELKIRA 9122 0 1 0 1 PAWN OF PROPHECY (730)
-BASHIM 9074 0 1 0 1 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-NINE 9055 0 1 0 1 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-LACE 829 0 1 0 1 BANGORANS (81)
DON JEWELL 9135 0 1 0 1 FRAYED SANITY (799)
FIDGIT WIDGIT 9089 0 1 0 1 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
BLACK-THUNDER 9059 0 1 0 1 TEAM BLACK (826)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
10,000 HOURS 9096 0 1 0 BIG IDEA 32 LIVING GERARD 371 NONE
COMPOUND INTERES 9098 0 1 0 BIG IDEA 32 CREAMY OYSTER 371 NONE
PANOPTICON 9097 0 1 0 BIG IDEA 32 LIVING GERARD 371 NONE
OODLES OF TALENT 8795 2 6 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 SLINGHOT 8787 371
KELLY GAINES 9008 2 2 0 CHEERS 659 SRIRACHA 9042 370
LILITH 8219 11 4 1 CHEERS 659 DRONE A1 8097 368
OPTIMUS PRIMAL 8297 9 9 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 371 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SUNSTORM 8377 7 8 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 371 NONE
OHGUS 9022 0 2 0 DESTROYERS LEGIO 804 BRAN PIZZA 9080 369
HOT TAMALE 8798 1 4 0 EL CAMINO:HOT SA 808 FRUIT CUP 9024 368 REVENGED
LUDWIG 9090 0 1 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825 FOIE GRAS SWEETI 371 NONE
LEGO CAB 8230 8 7 0 LES TURFISTES 727 BARNEY STINSON 8307 369
LARRY 8982 2 4 0 MENTOR'S MISFITS 789 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997 371
MEAT LOAFER 8796 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 STARFURY 8596 367 NOT REVENGED
HOMELAND SECURIT 9029 0 3 0 NATURAL B. KILLE 584 EN FEUGO 9072 369
ADOBE GILLIS 8309 6 8 0 OTTODROME TW 728 BLOODFIRE 8559 368 REVENGED
CADAVER 9120 0 1 0 OTTODROME TW 728 VERT CAMEMBERT 371 NONE
FIDDLE 7898 12 19 1 OTTODROME TW 728 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 371 NONE
DURNIK 9087 0 1 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SCARLET DEN 9115 370
MR. WOLF 7401 15 16 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SUPERSIZE ME 8110 369
SILK 8229 8 11 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 SUPERSIZE ME 8110 371
TORAK 8341 5 7 0 PAWN OF PROPHECY 730 DIVIN' IVAN 8539 369
SPHEN LONEGRAND 9108 0 2 0 REAPER'S OF FATE 829 LIVING GERARD 371 NONE
PITCHING ACE 8799 2 4 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 AGENT 99 8694 369
QUAGMIRE 8272 7 10 1 SECOND BANANAS 573 FEEL THE BERN 9001 370 JUST REVENGED
BYE 9131 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 HAIRY ANDOUILLET 371 NONE
PEANUT BLUBBER 8624 7 4 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 SIR KILLALOT 6020 368
HATTY 8859 5 3 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 LE GRELE 8252 369 JUST REVENGED
MIKEY 8951 4 7 2 STAR PRAIRIE 821 MORGAN 7235 371
BASHUS 9077 0 1 0 STEVEN'S BASHERS 827 RUMP ROAST 9066 369
GAGE CRED 9117 0 1 0 THE KING'S MEN 797 TIRED TEDDY 9051 371
DA2 9041 0 1 0 TOKEN ENTRY 725 VARS FOLLEY 9025 368
DA1 9121 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 BEAUJOLAIS VOMIT 371 NONE
MAX MEGADOOM 8976 3 2 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 DATABASE EDITOR 9079 369
HARUT 9133 0 1 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815 VERT CAMEMBERT 371 NONE
SABNOCK 8820 4 2 0 WICKED MARTYRS 815 SUZI Q 8565 369
PERSONAL ADS
I, Malaquar, mgr. of the team NUKE TEST will represent the GVSOP alliance in the
upcoming Turf War. The alliance will be captained by Howlin Wolf of OBG.
Congrats to Artichoke On This and Spawn, terrific Lord Protectors. Kudus all! -- Oz
The All Jealous
Hey, Black Bolt, your stuff didn't work so well against the fence post, did it?
Shucks for you; whoop, whoop for me! -- Fence, Land Of Oz
Death Kiss -- I know you are more experienced than me, and more skilled than me, but
I don't know why it took you two minutes to do the deed? Slipping in your old age?
-- Emerald, Land Of Oz
Savoring the experience?
Mannequin, Slugbait, Le Pentarque -- Good luck at The Face. And especially, good
luck on the first turn. Oz Feast Le Banana (OFLB) will need all your luck and all
your skill to carry Oz The All-Heavy and do well in TW8. Go Team, Go!!!!!!! -- Oz
The All Excited
Ultima Regum -- Congrats and well done, Duelmaster. -- Oz The All Covetous
A note to all non-OFLB TW8 warriors -- We wish you good luck in The Philly Face. We
wish you no deaths there. Let's have a great event. Save your dying and bad luck
for the Fall Mailer and Tempe. -- The Land Of Ozers
Turf Warriors -- I, Otto X, declare our champion to be the most honorable fearsome
Wilhelm Scream. Tremble at his name! Or don't, either way we're beating you. --
Otto X for Ottodrome TW
All -- I am announcing that I am joining the turf wars team of Deep PMS. And Emily
will be my champion. -- the Mun Manager of All-Star Nana's
All -- I, Howlin' Wolf, manager of OBG! and captain of the alliance GVSOP, confirm
the teams Nuke Test (managed by Malaquar) and Team Toons (managed by Baron Bentsword)
as members.
I hereby (belatedly) declare my intent to ally with LBA Alliance, managed by Assur,
for the Turf Wars 8 competition. My team is the Illuminated Ones, and I, Hyacinth
Zephyr, am the Enlightened Emperor of this team. Good battles to you all. --
Hyacinth Zephyr
Oz -- I sent Assur 2 rollups as payment for TW*. He should be forwarding them to
you. -- Hyacinth Zephyr, mgr Illuminated Ones
Glitter Boy -- I have taken the liberty to "front" you the two needed certs to play,
so you are in. -- Oz The All Generous
All -- After much deliberation, I have decided that Gluttony shall champion the
Obsidian Order stable. -- Skaven
Liam the Goth -- Welcome back. -- Skaven
Vae Victus -- You beat me on the race to the throne. Congratulations. How about
best 2 out of 3? -- Skaven
Congratulations to the new graduates. I wish you well on the Isle. -- Skaven
Curare -- I think a demon possessed me to challenge you with seven fights under your
belt. Or maybe I was sorry about your losing streak and gave you a win. -- Lemure
Nick O' Tine -- Really? Ya had to win sticking me in the pills. I call low blow,
Sir! -- Chucky
Done For -- Ah, teammate, you're making Club Fed look bad. Stop sending your people
to die on my sword. -- Suzy Suicide
Turfwar Mods -- Devil's Rejects declare Suzy Suicide as Champion for TW8. -- Lucifer
Vae Victus -- Oh, wonderful, not only do I have to suffer your socks, but now your
bragging, too! Barbarian... The only reason Ultima won his fight is because the
other guy broke his sword against your grossly inflated ego! What does Vae Victus
mean, anyway? Violent Vermin? Vapid Vixen? Or perhaps Vacuum Victim? -- Glitter
Boy, the Pretty Boy
All -- I'm offering a reward to anybody who can overthrow Ultima Regum so I don't
have to put up with the bragging. The reward? One date with me, Glitter Boy, all
expenses paid by you. Ladies need not apply. Sorry... Unless we're going shopping,
then by all means, ladies, please apply! *devilish grin* -- Glitter Boy (still
pretty)
Lucifer -- I hate you... -- Glitter Boy the Besieged
Red Vixen -- Well, so you slew one of my own. It's well that you did, as he was
becoming a bit of a bore and I was considering sending him to the Dark Arena just to
be rid of him. However, I was wondering, would you like to be a contender? -- Vae
Victus, manager In Qeternum
All -- I declare that Devil's Rejects, managed by Lucifer himself, is a member in
good standing of Club Fed for Turf War VIII. -- Vae Victus, manager In Qeternum
All -- I declare that Ultima Regum, as it is right and just, be champion of In
Qeternum for the duration of Turf War VIII or for as long as he does remain in North
Fork. -- Vae Victus, manager In Qeternum
All -- The alliance of "Shiv Art" will be participating in the Turf War. Uncle D,
mgr. of Knight-Club, will be the captain. Also in this alliance will be Sanguin
Requiem and Team Thanatos. -- Uncle D, mgr. of Knight-Club
All -- Ladies and gentlemen of North Fork, my name is Uncle D., manager of Knight
Club. I am a semi-new manager with only one other team over on Noblish Island (DM
93) called Knight Life. I would like to apologize for some of my fighters, for a
couple have a big mouth! I hope to learn a lot here and would enjoy hearing from
everyone. Take care and see you in the Knight-Club. -- Uncle D.
All -- Come dance ot the music of my blade. Let it enchant you to my victory. --
Deejay Spinner, Knight-Club
All -- Give me any trouble in here and I will show you the door. -- Johnny Bouncer,
Knight-Club
All -- Let me see.... ohh, nope! You are not on the list. So sorry, good-bye. --
Charlie Clipboard, Knight-Club
All -- You want to talk to me? Haha, not in this or any other world, loser! -- Lily
Uptight, Knight-Club
All -- Please forgive my team. Welcome to the Knight-Club. What can I get you? --
Honey Bartender
All -- Team Thanatos--the ancient Greek god of death--joins the alliance "Shiv Art"
in the Turf War. The norotious Uncle D., manager of Knight-Club, is acting as Shiv
Art's Captain, with Alexander, legendary leader of the greatest army the world has
ever known, acting as manager for Thanatos, a collaboration of some of the most
powerful dieties of Greek antiquity. Sleek, beautiful, and primal, the Greeks join
the fray. To quote the Bard: "Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war." -- Team
Thanatos
All -- Peace outside the arena, mayhem within. I am Alexander, new manger to this
new team. Beauty and power, force and form: this is team Thanatos. Advice and
correspondence most certainly are sought and welcomed. Let us all shake the globe
with the fury of combat! -- Team Thanatos
And so begins another 12 turns for the Turf War. Looking forward to it! -- Assur
Hear Ye! Alex Trebek of Bubba's TW Army is hereby declared to be our Champion in the
Turf War. Let the games begin! -- Bubba Ganoosh
Just to make sure-- As Captain of the Deep PMS Alliance, I accept Scruffy Puff, The
Mun, and Sigurd F as alliancemates. -- Deep Thought, Mgr MSNBC
I am pleased to announce Lawrence O'Donnell as the Champion of team MSNBC. -- Deep
Thought
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIDDLE was dealt death by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUNSTORM was murdered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL was assassinated by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SPHEN LONEGRAND was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HARUT was murdered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
LUDWIG was slaughtered by FOIE GRAS SWEETIE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CADAVER was butchered by VERT CAMEMBERT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
COMPOUND INTEREST was easily killed by CREAMY OYSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by BEAUJOLAIS VOMITO in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
10,000 HOURS was slaughtered by LIVING GERARD in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BYE was slaughtered by HAIRY ANDOUILLETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PANOPTICON was assassinated by LIVING GERARD in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BARSTOOL 5 was overpowered by DRONE A1 in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
SILK was butchered by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud conflict.
RUFF RUFF demolished LE GRELE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
AGENT 99 beat FEEL THE BERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
BARAK was overpowered by DIVIN' IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
DIGITAL POP devastated DEPUTY FIFE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STINK FACE devastated ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DOG ON THE LOOSE defeated PHANTOM PIKEMAN in a 3 minute Challenge Title bout.
CRAPULODON was overpowered by PEPPER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NICK TORTELLI was handily defeated by THE DOCTOR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HOMIE D. CLONE was vanquished by JINX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DON QUIXOTE was handily defeated by BLIZZARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MUMMY MUSKETEER unbelievably bested DRESDEN in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
PLAGUE PARADE lost to ONE TIME! in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
EAT IT RAW was defeated by ELEPHANT in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
RICK vanquished JACK B. QUICK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
NIGHTS CALL was handily defeated by MARLBORO MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SUMMER vanquished RUNS WITH SPEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CYCLONUS defeated GOLDEN CAP in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
LIL PRINCESS overpowered QUICK SAND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ORESTES was savagely defeated by SKYWARP in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
SLUDGE was demolished by DRONE A4 in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
FAST EEEK was bested by HAWKINS in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
CHIN CHECK was demolished by HOMEY D. CLONE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
DIANE was handily defeated by KIND KOHL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BUSTED ACES demolished JERRY in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
SCHWEDERSKE lost to MOONDOG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
CRYING KID luckily beat STARFURY in a action packed 5 minute Challenge competition.
CORSON was overpowered by LACKEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FILTHY HANDS won victory over O'JAY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DARKMIGHT was handily defeated by DESPERO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MYTHBUSTER was overpowered by BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DUMBLEGORE was unbelievably bested by MUNCHKIN in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
RON WE SLAY was overpowered by HIPPSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HIRELING defeated GRIM JIM in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
ARMORED TEAPOT overcame VALAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHEENA won victory over LEATHER VEST in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
GRANULO handily defeated P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BOJ demolished NOMA S in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE GUT STOMPER was viciously subdued by GALAXIE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH was devastated by TEFAL MINATOR in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
JEB! devastated BROCK TULGREN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GORISTRO devastated DIRTY LOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DRONE A11 savagely defeated BULLY in a 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HUMBUG was savagely defeated by FRESH UNDERWEAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLANSKI was devastated by LYRIC TENOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EDMOND FITZDEED assassinated LARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SEABLOOM viciously subdued BEL AIR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge battle.
HOMINY JOB was viciously subdued by TEACH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
GASEOUS CLAY demolished THUGGER JAX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ICE BEE savagely defeated BRONWYN in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
EMO outwaited GEIR in a tiresome 14 minute Challenge duel.
DRONE A13 subdued NEW WORLD ORDER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
NICHOLE JINSING lost to KRAZY KELLIE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK-HAMMER was outlasted by SLUSH PUPPY in a 9 minute novice's Challenge contest.
CYLUSE JINSING lost to RUMP ROAST in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge contest.
BRAIN MUFFIN was demolished by HELLEYEZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
YELLOW BRICK luckily beat PABLO in a action packed 3 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
CHALUPA BATMAN was outwaited by BILLY NOLAN in a 13 minute amateur's Challenge match.
QUEEN LATIFAH was vanquished by DATABASE EDITOR in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BRAN PIZZA was defeated by JAKE THE JIGGLER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPECTRAL SAMURAI overcame BLACK-DRAGON in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DRAWING DEAD lost to TURF WAR EUPHORIA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BARSTOOL 7 won victory over FREJA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SERVANT luckily beat GORE GORE GIRL in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
DOOM SLINGER demolished BLINDING MAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HABANERO overpowered SIR KILLALOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEL ICIOUS demolished VICKY MENDOZA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TEENS SUCKING FACE overpowered DWES EG SALAD in a 1 minute uneven match.
NIMBLE FOX demolished WALKER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RUNNY LEGS demolished HENCHMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
APEX PREDATOR vanquished BIG PIGEON in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven match.
KOBE vanquished LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHANE savagely defeated SUZI Q in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
BARNEY STINSON was overpowered by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MORTY viciously subdued VIKING VAMPIRE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
BROKEN POND overpowered ON SECOND THOUGHT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SWAMP TURF HAMMER overpowered FALSE BRAVADO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MORGAN dispatched MIKEY in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER was overpowered by BAD INK in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
HOBO CASSEROLE handily defeated ANGRY CLAM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DRINKING DRUNK was savagely defeated by BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute brawl.
GET THE POINT? was vanquished by BUSEY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
YEAH was demolished by BLOODFIRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONVERSATION won victory over MUD PATH in a action packed 2 minute gory fray.
JOE BANANAS was overcome by OCTOGAB in a 1 minute competition.
SLUMBERING TRUNK narrowly defeated GLADIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
LAUGHING LUNATIC was beaten by WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute contest.
TRIGGER HAPPY COP vanquished HOWLSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SWAMP BURN HAMMER was outlasted by GHOST PEPPER in a tiring 21 minute fight.
GREEDY GIMP was overpowered by PARSIFAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LISTER overcame OLAF in a action packed 1 minute competition.
SWAMP MOSS HAMMER was viciously subdued by PHAROS in a exciting 5 minute melee.
OOKLA THE MOK overpowered MEAN MUG in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
HEADLESS NICK was devastated by RUNNER RUNNER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CLAMTASTIC vanquished SWAMP SONG HAMMER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
AMIINANY DANGER viciously subdued BOLA in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
-ZERO vanquished DARKWATCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LUCCIO was overpowered by BETH in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
TWEET overpowered SRIRACHA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OBNOXIOUS NOISE bested MR. RODGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ALIISZA was overpowered by YETI in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ANYTHING ELSE was demolished by DRONE A12 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PIMPIN' PETE beat POUTINE in a exciting 2 minute bloody bout.
SNOWPUNCH was unbelievably bested by FRIED MICE in a monotonous 20 minute brawl.
VARS FOLLEY savagely defeated KING NATHEL in a unpopular 11 minute brutal competition.
STING won victory over ETHEL MERTZ in a exciting 1 minute melee.
BANSHEE was luckily beaten by HJORVARDR in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
LOW KEY overpowered BALDR in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
VINCE was devastated by DIOMEDES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JUMPING JOE was savagely defeated by LACK OF HYGIENE in a 1 minute conflict.
GOOD OL'BOY demolished SCARLET DEN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SLINGHOT slaughtered OODLES OF TALENT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TIRED TEDDY executed GAGE CRED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALTY DOG vanquished PARADIGM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KANSAS devastated FRUIT CUP in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
STUD MUFFIN subdued BELKIRA in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
LAST CARESS beat MALACHAI in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
EN FEUGO was handily defeated by ACE MERRILL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOOTLICKER was demolished by LAMONT SANFORD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GHOST OF A CHANCE was defeated by MR. FRIENDLY in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
3=4 was vanquished by ACE SYMPTOMATIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KIP MASTERS was bested by RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute beginner's fray.
BAIN HOMFIST was handily defeated by ABUELITA YOLIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WYKED QUEEN lost to GYRO-SPROKET in a 1 minute amateur's struggle.
LELAND GAUNT savagely defeated IDIOT WALTZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's bout.
FIDGIT WIDGIT was devastated by BELTIRA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK-THUNDER was demolished by EVAN DRAKE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZOZO vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACK-WIND demolished DON JEWELL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 51 TOTAL PARRY 146 - 126 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 48 STRIKING ATTACK 223 - 203 - 13 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 36 LUNGING ATTACK 235 - 226 - 17 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 31 WALL OF STEEL 101 - 100 - 3 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 29 AIMED BLOW 128 - 141 - 7 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 27 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 34 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 SLASHING ATTACK 115 - 153 - 7 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 BASHING ATTACK 99 - 140 - 10 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 67 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 52 - 0 37 |
Turn 371 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 19 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 22 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 15 - 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 19 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 24 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 14 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 19 12 1 148 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LUNGING ATTACK THE DOCTOR 8142 17 6 0 136 D.A. REJECTS (787)
PARRY-LUNGE MARLBORO MAN 8145 13 8 1 125 D.A. REJECTS (787)
STRIKING ATTACK DOOM SLINGER 6335 19 7 1 123 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
SLASHING ATTACK SKYWARP 8063 15 10 1 119 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AIMED BLOW HABANERO 8669 17 6 1 102 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
WALL OF STEEL NICK TORTELLI 8176 14 9 0 93 CHEERS (659)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 9 5 1 78 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 8396 14 7 0 73 BAD BEATS (791)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK SAND 8419 9 8 0 62 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306. The most popular warrior
this turn was DRESDEN 7237. The ten other most popular fighters were PHAROS 8478,
MOONDOG 8591, MORTY 8809, BANSHEE 9000, PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277, STARFURY 8596, CHALUPA
BATMAN 9043, GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028, O'JAY 8291, and DUMBLEGORE 8492.
The least popular fighter this week was FRIED MICE 8995. The other ten least popular
fighters were SNOWPUNCH 8981, GHOST PEPPER 8722, SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566, GEIR 8793,
EMO 8854, KING NATHEL 8814, BILLY NOLAN 8508, SLUSH PUPPY 9023, SWAMP MOSS HAMMER
6567, and DON JEWELL 9135.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE DOCTOR (47-8142) D.A. REJECTS (787)
HABANERO (47-8669) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DEL ICIOUS (47-8221) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)