DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/21/2017    Duedate: 03/20/2017

NIYTYOLE HOLD ARENA

DM-47    TURN-376

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OOKLA THE MOK
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-8468) [13-7-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EMERALD CITY                   SCAURUS
LAND OF OZ (217)               WHITE WOLVES (832)
(47-7896) [14-2-2,145]         (47-9160) [3-0-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JINX                           HAWKINS
TEAM TOONS (764)               STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-7951) [21-22-1,86]         (47-8949) [9-4-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH DINER (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       52
2. D.A. REJECTS (787)          42EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FRAYED SANITY (799)         35      Unchartered Team
4. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)       33
5. CHEERS (659)                31      KNUCKLEHEADS (825)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  84  41  5 67.2   1/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 1
 2/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      120  69 11 63.5   2/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    10  5 0
 3/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         827 523 29 61.3   3/ 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
 4/ 5 RICK AND MORTY (814)      45  30  1 60.0   4/ 2 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  8  2 0
 5/ 7 HOWLIN MAD (809)          40  27  3 59.7   5/11 BAD BEATS (791)           8  7 0
 6- 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)     328 227 34 59.1   6/ 6 FRAYED SANITY (799)       8  7 0
 7-10 KHANS GUARD (65)          20  14  5 58.8   7/ 5 CHEERS (659)              7  5 0
 8/ 8 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        48  35  4 57.8   8/ 7 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        7  8 0
 9/11 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   78  59  5 56.9   9/23*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)        6  3 0
10-15 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   32  26  0 55.2  10/10 HOWLIN MAD (809)          6  6 0
11/14 D.A. REJECTS (787)        82  69  3 54.3  11/ 4 FAST FOOD (724)           6  7 1
12/17 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     59  50  4 54.1  12/18 LAND OF OZ (217)          5  6 2
13-16 THE WILD HUNT (802)       34  30  2 53.1  13/17 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)    5  9 0
14-18 80'S DISCO (810)          78  70  2 52.7  14/27 BASH BROS PARK (766)      4  3 1
15/21 CHEERS (659)             163 150 10 52.1  15-13 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    4  3 0
16/23 BASH BROS PARK (766)     116 110  9 51.3  16/12 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)    4  4 0
17/22 BAD BEATS (791)           54  52  0 50.9  17/49 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     4 11 1
18/25 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)     123 121  2 50.4  18-15 THE WILD HUNT (802)       3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/26 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)   103 102  5 50.2  19/ 9 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      3  3 0
20/27 FAST FOOD (724)          143 145 10 49.7  20/25*WHITE WOLVES (832)        3  7 0
21-29 OTTODROME TW (728)       128 138  8 48.1  21/47 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      2  2 0
22/30 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      111 120  6 48.1  22-35*THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)   2  3 1
23-32 MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  26  29  1 47.3  23-16 MAILIN MADNESS XXV (817)  2  3 0
24/34 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      68  76  3 47.2  24-36 BIG IDEA (32)             2  8 1
25/31 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)    69  79  2 46.6  25/37 WHITE SHADOW (779)        2 11 0
26-35 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)    35  42  3 45.5  26/28 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         2 13 0
27/37 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     63  81  6 43.8  27/19 D.A. REJECTS (787)        2 13 0
28/36 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     27  36  0 42.9  28-22 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   1  0 0
29/41 FRAYED SANITY (799)       38  52  2 42.2  29/29 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)   1  1 1
30/52*KNUCKLEHEADS (825)         8  11  0 42.1  30/38 TEAM TOONS (764)          1  2 0
31/44 TEAM TOONS (764)          81 128  3 38.8  31-24 80'S DISCO (810)          1  2 0
32/38*WHITE WOLVES (832)         7  12  0 36.8  32-26 SECOND BANANAS (573)      1  4 1
33-45 DESTROYERS LEGION (804)   21  38  2 35.6  33/48 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     1  7 0
34-47 BIG IDEA (32)            255 469 25 35.2  34-51 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   0  2 0
35/46 WHITE SHADOW (779)        73 136  4 34.9  35/21 RICK AND MORTY (814)      0  1 0
36/48 JOMSVIKINGS (756)         98 195  6 33.4  36-55 KHANS GUARD (65)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NIYTYOLE HOLD, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Perhaps it is KNUCKLEHEADS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 23rd to 9th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Managers were muttering after BASH BROS PARK showed NIYTYOLE HOLD what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 13.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, A'MERKIN INJUNS blew up the rankings to 32!  Managers were muttering after 
SPECTRAL STEEL showed NIYTYOLE HOLD what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 26.  
Perhaps it is WHITE SHADOW members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 37th 
to 25th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, SATAN'S MINIONS blew up the rankings to 15!  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of RICK AND MORTY.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
21st to 35th.  Watch out!!!  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, 
but LAND OF OZ will tell you 827-523-29 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for 
CHIN CHECK, who pummelled HOBO CASSEROLE, to pocket 22 points.  A certain someone 
should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 10 points to EMO.  
(Discrete enough, WHIPPED CREAM?) The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as 
OOKLA THE MOK faced NIYTYOLE HOLD's Duelmaster.  In NIYTYOLE HOLD, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, OOKLA THE MOK.  
Word has it one team in NIYTYOLE HOLD is taking speech lessons to try to bore their 
opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in CHEERS 
are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The warriors of 
CHEERS found their efforts at combat frustrated as WEIRD ALCHEMY apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, FREJA could open up a 
fast food joint!  As a confidence booster, STYLE CHANGER challenged SCOURGE, down 24 
points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, STYLE CHANGER?  STYLE 
CHANGER subdued SCOURGE with a point difference of 24.  So this is what NIYTYOLE HOLD 
calls a duel.  This will make an interesting tale.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Citizens of NIYTYOLE 
HOLD, be sure to settle your debts with NIGHTS CALL of WHITE SHADOW.  He's relocating 
to the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  Like a tattered, worn-out, 
faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, JERRY of RICK AND MORTY has been 
summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  SPIRIT in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for PIMPIN' 
PETE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Dripping Blade 
will be!  The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to RUNNER RUNNER of BAD BEATS, 
for expiring in such an ungraceful fashion.  7-5-0, indeed!  A moment of silence for 
RUNNER RUNNER, who died an untimely death at the hands of EMERALD CITY.  In the 
spirit of revenge, we call upon BAD BEATS to act!  Does SPROUT OF MY MIND care so 
little for their fallen comrade, TWEET?  RUNNY LEGS was heard at The Dripping Blade 
sneering...  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in 
the arena.  A certain tavern in NIYTYOLE HOLD would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in NIYTYOLE HOLD is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOKLA THE MOK 8468           13   7  1   112       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756        19  14  1   146       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 EMERALD CITY 7896            14   2  2   145       LAND OF OZ (217)
-STINK FACE 8688               9   2  2   141       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-DIGITAL POP 8864             10   1  0   122       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978           11   7  0   121       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DWES EG SALAD 8639           20  13  1   119       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-SEX (I'M A) 8704              9   2  0   119       80'S DISCO (810)
 CRAPULODON 4305              24  24  0   116       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-SUMMER 8811                  10   2  0   115       RICK AND MORTY (814)
-RICK 8810                    11   1  1   108       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 DON QUIXOTE 8393             16  10  0   106       BAD BEATS (791)
 SHANE 8902                   11   2  0   103       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
 BLINDING MAN 8417            14   8  0   102       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              16   9  0    97       CHEERS (659)
 QUICK SAND 8419              12  10  0    94       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165           10  11  0    94       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 WALKER 8907                  16  12  0    91       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN CAP 8378              15  10  0    90       LAND OF OZ (217)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         12   8  0    90       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-RUFF RUFF 8860                7   5  0    89       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 RUNNY LEGS 8623              13   8  2    87       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 JINX 7951                    21  22  1    86       TEAM TOONS (764)
 DIANE 8574                   10   7  0    86       CHEERS (659)
-BUSEY 8293                   11   4  1    85       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
-APEX PREDATOR 8651           10   4  0    83       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-MOONDOG 8591                  8   4  0    83       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 HIPPSTER 8953                 8   7  0    80       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-HENCHMAN 8756                 8   3  0    76       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 STUD MUFFIN 9065              6   2  0    75       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 MUNCHKIN 8432                12   9  0    74       LAND OF OZ (217)
 NIMBLE FOX 8135              16  12  2    72       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-RELAX 8706                    9   7  0    72       80'S DISCO (810)
 ONE TIME! 8396               16  10  0    71       BAD BEATS (791)
 ODIN AVERSSON 7968           11  38  0    71       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 BUSTED ACES 8580             11   6  0    69       BAD BEATS (791)
-BLOODFIRE 8559                8   3  1    69       THE WILD HUNT (802)
 EPHYRA 8372                  14  14  1    67       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 RUMP ROAST 9066               8   0  2    67       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BETH 8803                     8   7  0    67       RICK AND MORTY (814)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANULO 8496                 11   8  0    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 FAST EEEK 8682                8   6  0    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-LISTER 8462                   7   4  0    66       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-HUMBUG 8655                   6   5  1    66       LAND OF OZ (217)
 HAWKINS 8949                  9   4  0    65       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-GHOST PEPPER 8722            11   1  0    63       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 PHAROS 8478                   8  11  1    61       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-FILTHY HANDS 8440             8   3  0    61       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUZI Q 8565                   6   5  1    61       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-CRYING KID 8392               6   5  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-AGENT 99 8694                 8   2  1    60       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-O'JAY 8291                    8   9  1    58       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
 BULLY 8410                    5   8  0    58       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DIVIN' IVAN 8539             10   3  1    57       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 CHIN CHECK 8773               8   4  1    57       HOWLIN MAD (809)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           12   6  0    56       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307           9   9  1    56       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PIMPIN' PETE 8785             6   5  1    56       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 DATABASE EDITOR 9079          6   2  1    54       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 EMO 8854                     10   3  0    52       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-STARFURY 8596                 7   7  1    52       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
-MUD PATH 8767                 7   4  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-HOWLSTORM 8556                4   9  1    51       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-MORTY 8809                    9   5  0    50       RICK AND MORTY (814)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           6   7  1    50       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LACKEY 8760                   5   5  0    50       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-GORISTRO 8589                 4   7  0    49       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 ORESTES 8391                 10  17  1    48       WHITE SHADOW (779)
 NAGILUM 3240                 10  17  0    47       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025              7   3  2    47       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992           7   4  0    47       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-X 435                         6   2  2    47       KHANS GUARD (65)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768            7   6  0    46       FAST FOOD (724)
 KANSAS 9062                   6   2  0    46       LAND OF OZ (217)
 MEAN MUG 8686                 8   6  0    44       HOWLIN MAD (809)
-ON SECOND THOUGHT 8600        6   4  0    44       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DIRTY LOOK 8684               5   9  0    44       HOWLIN MAD (809)
 POUTINE 8769                  6   7  1    42       FAST FOOD (724)
 FRUIT CUP 9024                5   5  3    42       FAST FOOD (724)
-BOJ 8858                      5   5  0    38       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-HELLEYEZ 9011                 4   3  0    38       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
-GRIM JIM 8986                 7   1  0    37       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
 EVAN DRAKE 9136               5   1  0    35       CHEERS (659)
-PABLO 9113                    4   1  0    34       MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EN FEUGO 9072                 5   2  1    33       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-DARKWATCH 8998                4   5  0    33       THE WILD HUNT (802)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700         6   4  0    31       80'S DISCO (810)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         4   3  0    31       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BOB LEE 9192                  4   0  0    31       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-PLANET ROCK 9078              3   1  0    31       80'S DISCO (810)
-GASEOUS CLAY 8516             6   6  0    30       OTTODROME TW (728)
-ARMORED TEAPOT 8866           4   7  1    30       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 STYLE CHANGER 9162            3   2  0    30       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 HOMELY HARLOT 9218            2   0  0    30       D.A. REJECTS (787)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023              8   2  0    29       FAST FOOD (724)
 SCAURUS 9160                  3   0  0    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-DIRVISH 434                   6   3  1    28       KHANS GUARD (65)
 SEABLOOM 8527                 5  13  0    28       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-HOMINY JOB 9005               5   4  0    26       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 SRIRACHA 9042                 4   5  1    26       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 HJORVARDR 8792                6   7  0    25       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-STING 8999                    5   3  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD II (820)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREJA 8727                    4  11  0    23       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
 A DLEGG 9204                  3   0  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ZIGGY 9207                    3   0  0    23       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRUNK 9128                    2   1  1    23       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
 MUGSY 9231                    2   0  0    22       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-MR. FRIENDLY 9100             2   2  0    22       OTTODROME TW (728)
 SOULSTONE 4514                6   1  0    21       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
 HACKER 9156                   3   2  0    21       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 DON JEWELL 9135               2   4  0    20       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-TURF WAR EUPHORIA 8865        4   7  0    19       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 GEIR 8793                     3  10  0    19       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-BOPPER 433                    5   2  1    18       KHANS GUARD (65)
 SHARD 4513                    3   4  0    18       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-GHOST OF A CHANCE 9028        3   5  0    18       MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043           4   5  0    17       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 LORD NIGHTSHADE 4564          3   4  0    17       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
 BALDR 8794                    2  11  0    17       JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-PYRA 9199                     1   0  0    17       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
 WALKING THUNDER 9247          1   0  0    16       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 FOLLOWER 9241                 1   0  0    15       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-MAX THE PATIANTONE 9126       1   0  0    13       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
 ARMENIUS 9159                 2   2  0    11       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            1   0  1    11       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 RUNS WITH FORK 9246           1   0  0    11       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-MOZZ 9198                     1   0  0    10       DESTROYERS LEGION (804)
-VELVET NELSON 9194            1   0  0    10       OTTODROME TW (728)
-SALTY DOG 9050                2   3  0     9       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-EMGEE 431                     2   3  0     9       KHANS GUARD (65)
 MINION 9200                   1   0  0     9       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-PANOPTICON 9177               1   1  0     9       BIG IDEA (32)
-SYLVIA 432                    1   4  1     8       KHANS GUARD (65)
-STITCH 9053                   1   2  0     8       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-GREEK FIRE 9151               1   2  1     6       BIG IDEA (32)
 VIRIANTHUS 9158               1   3  0     6       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-SPICY ORANGE 9193             1   0  0     6       OTTODROME TW (728)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 1   3  0     6       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 CAPTAIN RONDO 9205            1   2  0     5       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-GYRO-SPROKET 9091             1   1  0     4       KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
 VARIUS 9161                   0   4  0     4       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-OLIVATHEBLOODKNIGHT 9127      0   3  0     3       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
-PANOPTICON 9176               0   2  0     2       BIG IDEA (32)
 SERGIO AQUILAR 9232           0   2  0     2       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-KIRRA FOXFIRE 9129            0   2  0     2       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
 SCOURGE 9226                  0   2  0     2       DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-KRAYTOS 9130                  0   2  0     2       THE BLOOD SEAKERS (830)
 WHITE BUFFALO 9244            0   1  0     1       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      FRUIT CUP 9024        376  NONE
NOPE 9237               0  1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626   VAR'S NEOPHYTE        376  NONE
RUNNER RUNNER 8789      7  5 0 BAD BEATS 791        EMERALD CITY 7896     376   
THREE PAIR 9239         0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        IC TASKMASTER         376  NONE
5 9251                  0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     AVATAR OF DARKHE      376  NONE
6 9250                  0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     THE CHOSEN ONE        376  NONE
7 9248                  0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     ZORSEA                376  NONE
8 9252                  0  1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     SPIRIT                376  NONE
LIL PRINCESS 8370       9  7 0 D.A. REJECTS 787     STINK FACE 8688       372  NOT REVENGED
SCARLET DEN 9115        1  2 1 D.A. REJECTS 787     BELKIRA 9122          372  NOT REVENGED
SPIRIT                  0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PIMPIN' PETE 8785     376  NONE
CALDERON 9206           0  1 0 DARK DESCENDENTS 332 GREEK FIRE 9151       374  REVENGED
BLANSKI 8604            4  8 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    LAST CARESS 9069      372  NOT REVENGED
LUKE MAIER 9254         0  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    CRAZY BIG DOG 9245    376   
OHMA GERD 9140          1  2 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 784 NOT SO GENTLEBEN      376  NONE
JERRY 8804              7  9 0 RICK AND MORTY 814   AA DESERTER           376  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUM 9240                0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  MASTER KELLOGG        376  NONE
CRUD 9236               0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  VAR'S NEOPHYTE        376  NONE
HIRELING 8763           5  5 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  CHIN CHECK 8773       372  NOT REVENGED
BYE 9243                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 MASTER KELLOGG        376  NONE
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277   13 12 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   STINK FACE 8688       373   
ABUELITA YOLIE 9116     2  1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 FRUIT CUP 9024        373   
TWEET 8861              9  2 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 RUNNY LEGS 8623       373   
VINCE 9003              4  4 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735  POUTINE 8769          373   
MALACHAI 8511           1  3 0 THE KING'S MEN 797   BELTIRA 9123          372  NOT REVENGED
JOE BANANAS 8681        5  5 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    VARS FOLLEY 9025      372  REVENGED
KRAZY KELLIE 9047       3  2 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   SCHWEDERSKE 8525      373  NONE
NIGHTS CALL 7989       16 27 0 WHITE SHADOW 779     IC TASKMASTER         376  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Niytyole Hold? Niytyole Hold???! Sheesh!  I recognize the winners' right to rename the 
arena, buy Niytyole Hold? So sad..... -- Oz The All Demoralized

Duelmaster Walker, a salute to you. -- Oz The All Congratulatory

Dark Overlord, welcome home. -- Oz The All Welcoming

Poutine, I thought I was in Kansas and having BBQ. Sorry I threw up on you. -- Kansas

Pablo, obviously I had neither the skills nor competence to beat you. Kudos. -- Yellow 
Brick

Blinding Man, that's why I challenged, because I knew I'd win. Bwahaha. -- Golden Cap

Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever. -- Oz The All Proclaiming

Panoptican -- Lol, killed my father, not quite.  I did enjoy spanking you yet again!  
Do you care to make it 3 fights in a row or will you avoid me like the plague!? *evil 
grin* -- Soulstone

Ziggy -- To out jump an offensive style and lose!  Demoralizing doesn't quite describe 
teh feeling.  Well fought. -- Scourge

Seabloom -- Impressive turn around! -- Shard

Hawkins -- Damn, another loss!  My future is looking bleak. -- Nagilum

Greek Fire -- Savagely defeated has a nice ring to it, but brutally massacred would've 
been better!  Descend that fool! -- Lord Nightshade

Greek Fire -- You're a witty one!  A shame that wit couldn't help you stop Lord 
Nightshade from shoving steel down your throat! -- Calderon *grinning from beyond*

All -- Has North Fork changed to Niytyole Hold?? -- Dark Overlord

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NIGHTS CALL was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
JERRY was slaughtered by AA DESERTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PIMPIN' PETE assassinated SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
OHMA GERD was butchered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
5 was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
7 was assassinated by ZORSEA in a exciting 1 minute bloody Dark Arena struggle.
8 was easily killed by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUM was viciously butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CRUD was slaughtered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
NOPE was slaughtered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
THREE PAIR was executed by IC TASKMASTER in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
6 was assassinated by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
QUICK SAND was narrowly defeated by DON QUIXOTE in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
CRAPULODON subdued PEPPER in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge match.
OOKLA THE MOK handily defeated WALKER in a 1 minute Challenge Title conflict.
FAST EEEK lost to HIPPSTER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BLINDING MAN viciously subdued GOLDEN CAP in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
MUNCHKIN unbelievably bested HAWKINS in a popular 8 minute master's Challenge brawl.
BUSTED ACES subdued PHAROS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BROCK TULGREN beat VARS FOLLEY in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
DATABASE EDITOR handily defeated ORESTES in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SEABLOOM was overpowered by KANSAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STYLE CHANGER demolished SCOURGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DON JEWELL viciously subdued BALDR in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge contest.
BOB LEE narrowly defeated HACKER in a action packed 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SCAURUS narrowly defeated FREJA in a 4 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge duel.
SHANE overpowered JINX in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DWES EG SALAD handily defeated ONE TIME! in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
EMERALD CITY executed RUNNER RUNNER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIMBLE FOX was vanquished by DIANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BARSTOOL 5 luckily beat RUNNY LEGS in a exciting 4 minute brutal veteran's fight.
ODIN AVERSSON was overpowered by STUD MUFFIN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
HOBO CASSEROLE was devastated by CHIN CHECK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EPHYRA viciously subdued DIRTY LOOK in a 4 minute bloody veteran's battle.
RUMP ROAST overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHIPPED CREAM was luckily beaten by EMO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
POUTINE slimly lost to VIKING VAMPIRE in a 3 minute bout.
MEAN MUG was overpowered by GRANULO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULLY overcame NAGILUM in a action packed 2 minute brutal master's match.
CHALUPA BATMAN was overpowered by HOMELY HARLOT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FRUIT CUP dispatched FRATSFA SLAVE in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
SLUSH PUPPY unbelievably bested SHARD in a popular 9 minute bloody conflict.
EVAN DRAKE beat LORD NIGHTSHADE in a 1 minute competition.
HJORVARDR was viciously subdued by SRIRACHA in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
GEIR was outlasted by SOULSTONE in a monotonous 11 minute gory fight.
CAPTAIN RONDO was viciously subdued by FOLLOWER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
ZIGGY handily defeated WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
A DLEGG savagely defeated ARMENIUS in a 2 minute brutal novice's conflict.
MUGSY demolished VARIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERGIO AQUILAR was handily defeated by RUNS WITH FORK in a 1 minute contest.
VIRIANTHUS was overpowered by WALKING THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DIONEXUS was savagely defeated by MINION in a 7 minute bloody novice's brawl.
CRAZY BIG DOG murdered LUKE MAIER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   217 - 201 - 17      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY      138 - 130 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK  197 - 189 -  8      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL    100 -  99 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW       104 - 119 -  6      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    84 - 109 -  6      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     43 -  59 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  28 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   98 - 145 -  8      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      32 -  50 -  0      39  |

Turn 376 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   OOKLA THE MOK 8468         13   7  1  112 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD CITY 7896          14   2  2  145 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW       DWES EG SALAD 8639         20  13  1  119 SHEWISH DINER (806)
WALL OF STEEL    DON QUIXOTE 8393           16  10  0  106 BAD BEATS (791)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            16   9  0   97 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUICK SAND 8419            12  10  0   94 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STRIKING ATTACK  RUNNY LEGS 8623            13   8  2   87 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             16  10  0   71 BAD BEATS (791)
BASHING ATTACK   GRANULO 8496               11   8  0   66 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HAWKINS 8949.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHARD 4513, RUNNY LEGS 8623, 
QUICK SAND 8419, VARS FOLLEY 9025, BOB LEE 9192, SCAURUS 9160, WHIPPED CREAM 8768, 
DON JEWELL 9135, DON QUIXOTE 8393, and NAGILUM 3240.

The least popular fighter this week was SOULSTONE 4514.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GEIR 8793, DIONEXUS 9157, SLUSH PUPPY 9023, LUKE MAIER 9254, VIRIANTHUS 
9158, SERGIO AQUILAR 9232, VARIUS 9161, WHITE BUFFALO 9244, LORD NIGHTSHADE 4564, and 
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WALKER (47-8907) SERPENTS HOLD II (820)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PEPPER (47-8958) STAR PRAIRIE (821)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRAMER 5191 (162-119-2)                5  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FROSTY 7332 (43-37-0)                  0  3  0         FAST FOOD            
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 6934 (46-15-0)     0  3  0         THE OPERA            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE DOCTOR 8142 (21-7-0)               3  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         
NO BATHROOM 7764 (77-30-2)             2  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
LIL JOHNNY 8184 (31-23-1)              1  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARLBORO MAN 8145 (15-10-1)            0  3  0         D.A. REJECTS         
MIGHTY MANFRED 7738 (38-38-0)          0  3  0         TEAM TOONS           
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 (18-7-2)             0  4  0         FAST FOOD            

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 (11-7-0)            7  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 (12-8-0)          2  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL       
STINK FACE 8688 (9-2-2)                2  3  0         HOWLIN MAD           
GOLDEN CAP 8378 (14-9-0)               2  4  0         LAND OF OZ           
QUICK SAND 8419 (12-8-0)               1  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
BLINDING MAN 8417 (13-7-0)             0  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
BLIZZARD 8887 (8-4-0)                  0  3  0         SNOW FORT            
DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 (19-14-1)        0  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
PLAGUE PARADE 8165 (10-11-0)           0  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIGITAL POP 8864 (10-1-0)              8  3  1         MAILIN MADNESS XXVII 
SEX (I'M A) 8704 (9-2-0)               7  3  0         80'S DISCO           
CRYING KID 8392 (6-5-0)                6  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
BIG PIGEON 7411 (5-6-0)                2  3  0         THE OPERA            
BULLY 8410 (4-7-0)                     1  3  0         BASH BROS PARK       
FILTHY HANDS 8440 (8-3-0)              1  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
GORISTRO 8589 (4-7-0)                  1  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
LISTER 8462 (7-4-0)                    0  3  0         BAAL'S MINIONS       
MUNCHKIN 8432 (11-9-0)                 0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 (11-7-1)            0  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PARSIFAL 7414 (8-0-0)                  5  3  0         THE OPERA            
YETI 8878 (7-3-1)                      1  3  0         SNOW FORT            
MUD PATH 8767 (7-4-0)                  1  4  1         BASH BROS PARK       
HUMBUG 8655 (6-5-1)                    0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MR. RODGERS 8853 (6-4-0)               3  3  0         MENTOR'S MISFITS     
STING 8999 (5-3-0)                     1  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD II     
STUD MUFFIN 9065 (4-2-0)               1  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        
RUMP ROAST 9066 (6-0-2)                0  3  0         SHEWISH DINER        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PLANET ROCK 9078 (3-1-0)               8  4  0         80'S DISCO           
STYLE CHANGER 9162 (1-2-0)             2  3  0         BIG LAKE GROOVE      
PABLO 9113 (3-1-0)                     2  4  0         MENTOR'S MISFITS     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOMELY HARLOT 9218 (0-0-0)             6  3  2         D.A. REJECTS         
SNAKE 9201 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0  DEAD   SERPENTS HOLD II     
FLUNKY 9223 (0-0-0)                    0  1  0  DEAD   SATAN'S MINIONS      
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 (0-0-0)         0  3  0         SPECTRAL STEEL