DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/21/2017 Duedate: 04/17/2017
NIYTYOLE HOLD ARENA
DM-47 TURN-377
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OOKLA THE MOK
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-8468) [14-7-2,151]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OOKLA THE MOK MUGSY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
(47-8468) [14-7-2,151] (47-9231) [3-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JINX RUNNY LEGS
TEAM TOONS (764) SHEWISH DINER (806)
(47-7951) [22-22-1,96] (47-8623) [14-8-2,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAYED SANITY (799)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD BEATS (791) 39
2. FRAYED SANITY (799) 34EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. STAR PRAIRIE (821) 31 Unchartered Team
4. D.A. REJECTS (787) 24
5. SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 22 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 86 41 6 67.7 1/ 6 FRAYED SANITY (799) 10 5 0
2/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806) 122 70 11 63.5 2/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 9 6 1
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 829 524 29 61.3 3/ 9*KNUCKLEHEADS (825) 8 2 0
4/ 4 RICK AND MORTY (814) 45 31 1 59.2 4/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806) 8 5 0
5- 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 328 227 34 59.1 5/ 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
6- 7 KHANS GUARD (65) 20 14 5 58.8 6/ 5 BAD BEATS (791) 8 7 0
7/ 5 HOWLIN MAD (809) 41 29 3 58.6 7/ 7 CHEERS (659) 7 3 0
8/ 8 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 50 37 5 57.5 8/ 4 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 6 2 1
9- 9 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 78 59 5 56.9 9/12 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 4 1
10/10 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) 34 28 0 54.8 10/10 HOWLIN MAD (809) 6 5 0
11/11 D.A. REJECTS (787) 83 72 3 53.5 11/11 FAST FOOD (724) 6 6 1
12/12 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 61 53 5 53.5 12/ 8 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 6 8 1
13/15 CHEERS (659) 164 152 10 51.9 13/17 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 4 11 1
14/17 BAD BEATS (791) 57 54 0 51.4 14/21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 3 1 0
15/16 BASH BROS PARK (766) 116 112 9 50.9 15/16 SERPENTS HOLD II (820) 3 6 0
16-18 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 123 121 2 50.4 16-13 DARK DESCENDENTS (332) 3 7 0
17/19 SERPENTS HOLD II (820) 103 104 5 49.8 17/27 D.A. REJECTS (787) 3 11 0
18/20 FAST FOOD (724) 145 147 10 49.7 18/26 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 3 12 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 70 76 3 47.9 19/30 TEAM TOONS (764) 2 1 0
20/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 113 123 6 47.9 20/34 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) 2 2 0
21-25 DARK DESCENDENTS (332) 69 79 2 46.6 21-15 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 2 2 0
22/30*KNUCKLEHEADS (825) 11 13 0 45.8 22/20*WHITE WOLVES (832) 2 8 0
23-26 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789) 35 42 3 45.5 23/25 WHITE SHADOW (779) 2 13 0
24/29 FRAYED SANITY (799) 42 53 2 44.2 24-29 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784) 1 1 1
25/27 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 64 85 6 43.0 25/14 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 4 0
26/28 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 27 38 0 41.5 26/33 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 1 6 0
27/31 TEAM TOONS (764) 82 128 3 39.0 27-24 BIG IDEA (32) 0 5 0
28-34 BIG IDEA (32) 255 469 25 35.2 28-19 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 0 2 0
29/35 WHITE SHADOW (779) 74 140 4 34.6 29/35 RICK AND MORTY (814) 0 2 0
30/36 JOMSVIKINGS (756) 101 197 6 33.9 30-32 SECOND BANANAS (573) 0 1 0
31/32*WHITE WOLVES (832) 8 16 0 33.3 31-36 KHANS GUARD (65) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings underlings, this is Den. I will leading you through the Duelmaster
Column this turn for Ookla. For those of you that are still capable of thought, you
will realize that I have the responsibility of writing this column instead of Ookla
for a very simple reason, he is a Mok, and I'm guessing there is not anyone here in
wonderful Niytyole Hold that can even speak the language of a Mok.
So, Ookla crushed Walker last turn, and he will probably be requiring the
assistance of a walker from this point forward. How you Neanderthals let that pile of
garbage otherwise known as Walker become the Duelmaster I will never understand.
Yikes!
As usual you can see that I have the youngest collection of warriors in the
Challengers. Something very few of you sad managers can muster.
Ookla did say, "Orh Ah Grrr Ouuu Eck" which I am pretty certain means that Dwes
Eg Salad is about to get the crap beat out of him.
Until next week,
Den
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of NIYTYOLE HOLD! Once again I've been called out of
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Bein' on top is great
while it lasts, SHEWISH DINER. But how many friends do you have now? You know what
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... TEAM TOONS moved up 11
places, to 19th. Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not SPROUT OF MY MIND's
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 34th to 20th. Ever take one
of those association tests? You know, he says black, you say white. Water-Lake,
Sky-Blue. Try this: Flop. BASH BROS PARK! Some people say I ramble too much, I
don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well FRAYED SANITY moved
up 5, to 1st. See how the Duelmaster challenged SHEWISH DINER's DWES EG SALAD? That
sort of initiative is how he got where he is now. Try as he might, DWES EG SALAD
wasn't good enough at persuading OOKLA THE MOK to step down from the Duelmaster's
throne... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow
fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, FRAYED
SANITY! In my day, no team with a 38-52-2 would scare me off! What's the problem,
A'MERKIN INJUNS? How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior,
CRAZY BIG DOG! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Taunt your
opponent NIMBLE FOX! That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and
by 22 points!) QUICK SAND should have an easy win. Just who can QUICK SAND beat? I
mean, the last matchup with lesser-ranked NIMBLE FOX shoulda been a piece of cake!
Fighting is a better craft than farming, ONE TIME!, but you have to pay your dues.
Being challenged by BLINDING MAN, 31 points above you, is dues. BLINDING MAN left
the match looking worse than when he went in, after ONE TIME!, with a 16-10-0, walked
all over him. STYLE CHANGER expects the easy win by going 29 points down. WHITE
BUFFALO will find this a hard lesson! STYLE CHANGER beat WHITE BUFFALO. BIG LAKE
GROOVE calls this fighting? In my day... HAWKINS of STAR PRAIRIE knows how to pick
'em. He challenged DIANE of CHEERS who is up by 21. Now was this a wise move?
HAWKINS perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he bested DIANE and ended up with 89
recognition points.
Warriors of NIYTYOLE HOLD unite. You have only your games to lose! DWES EG
SALAD, with his forgettable 20-14-1, was killed by OOKLA THE MOK in a forgettable
match. SHEWISH DINER didn't seem to mind very much. I like to see warriors put
young whippersnappers in their place. I guess you could say STAR PRAIRIE'VARS FOLLEY
did just that. Right FRAYED SANITY? SPROUT OF MY MIND's boys should be laying low.
Now that SPROUT OF MY MIND's manager has gone and let RUNNY LEGS kill TWEET
unchallenged, SPROUT OF MY MIND's fighters are fair game. Someone told FRUIT CUP
that SPROUT OF MY MIND never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill. Well, I'm
sure whoever misled you is right sorry. CRAZY BIG DOG was plum wore out after
SEABLOOM pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud. A'MERKIN INJUNS'll have to get a little
better before going after SEABLOOM again! Many a warrior has met his fate in a
hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOKLA THE MOK 8468 14 7 2 151 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOG ON THE LOOSE 7756 19 14 1 146 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-STINK FACE 8688 9 2 2 141 HOWLIN MAD (809)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 11 7 0 121 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-SUMMER 8811 10 2 0 115 RICK AND MORTY (814)
DON QUIXOTE 8393 17 10 0 112 BAD BEATS (791)
-RICK 8810 11 1 1 108 RICK AND MORTY (814)
RUNNY LEGS 8623 14 8 2 104 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-SHANE 8902 11 2 0 103 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
CRAPULODON 4305 24 25 0 97 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ONE TIME! 8396 17 10 0 97 BAD BEATS (791)
JINX 7951 22 22 1 96 TEAM TOONS (764)
GOLDEN CAP 8378 16 10 0 96 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PLAGUE PARADE 8165 10 11 0 94 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
RUFF RUFF 8860 8 5 0 91 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIMBLE FOX 8135 17 12 2 90 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 12 8 0 90 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BARSTOOL 5 8253 16 10 0 89 CHEERS (659)
HAWKINS 8949 10 4 0 89 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
BLINDING MAN 8417 14 9 0 85 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
QUICK SAND 8419 12 11 0 85 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BUSEY 8293 11 4 1 85 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
MUNCHKIN 8432 13 9 0 81 LAND OF OZ (217)
FAST EEEK 8682 9 6 0 78 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HENCHMAN 8756 8 3 0 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-STUD MUFFIN 9065 6 2 0 75 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ODIN AVERSSON 7968 11 39 0 72 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
HIPPSTER 8953 8 8 0 72 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
PHAROS 8478 9 11 1 71 WHITE SHADOW (779)
EPHYRA 8372 14 15 1 69 WHITE SHADOW (779)
GRANULO 8496 12 8 0 69 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUSTED ACES 8580 11 7 0 69 BAD BEATS (791)
DIANE 8574 10 8 0 67 CHEERS (659)
-RUMP ROAST 9066 8 0 2 67 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-BETH 8803 8 7 0 67 RICK AND MORTY (814)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LISTER 8462 7 4 0 66 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-GHOST PEPPER 8722 11 1 0 63 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 7 7 1 63 SHEWISH DINER (806)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 8 3 3 61 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-FILTHY HANDS 8440 8 3 0 61 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SUZI Q 8565 6 5 1 61 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-CRYING KID 8392 6 5 0 61 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-AGENT 99 8694 8 2 1 60 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 13 6 0 58 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-O'JAY 8291 8 9 1 58 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
BULLY 8410 5 9 0 58 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-DIVIN' IVAN 8539 10 3 1 57 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
-CHIN CHECK 8773 8 4 1 57 HOWLIN MAD (809)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 8 6 0 57 FAST FOOD (724)
HUMBUG 8655 6 6 1 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 9 9 1 56 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PIMPIN' PETE 8785 6 5 1 56 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
MEAN MUG 8686 9 6 0 52 HOWLIN MAD (809)
-MUD PATH 8767 7 4 0 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 8 4 0 51 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BOJ 8858 6 5 0 51 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
-MORTY 8809 9 5 0 50 RICK AND MORTY (814)
-LACKEY 8760 5 5 0 50 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ORESTES 8391 10 18 1 49 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-GORISTRO 8589 4 7 0 49 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-NAGILUM 3240 10 17 0 47 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-X 435 6 2 2 47 KHANS GUARD (65)
EMO 8854 10 4 0 46 HOWLIN MAD (809)
DATABASE EDITOR 9079 6 3 1 46 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
EVAN DRAKE 9136 6 1 0 46 CHEERS (659)
-KANSAS 9062 6 2 0 46 LAND OF OZ (217)
POUTINE 8769 6 8 1 44 FAST FOOD (724)
HOMELY HARLOT 9218 3 0 0 43 D.A. REJECTS (787)
DIRTY LOOK 8684 5 10 0 41 HOWLIN MAD (809)
-GRIM JIM 8986 7 1 0 37 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (784)
SEABLOOM 8527 6 13 0 35 FRAYED SANITY (799)
SRIRACHA 9042 5 5 1 35 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-PABLO 9113 4 1 0 34 MENTOR'S MISFITS (789)
STYLE CHANGER 9162 4 2 0 34 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 9 2 0 33 FAST FOOD (724)
-EN FEUGO 9072 5 2 1 33 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
FREJA 8727 5 11 0 31 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 4 3 0 31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FRUIT CUP 9024 5 6 3 30 FAST FOOD (724)
MUGSY 9231 3 0 0 29 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
-DIRVISH 434 6 3 1 28 KHANS GUARD (65)
HJORVARDR 8792 6 8 0 26 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
DON JEWELL 9135 3 4 0 26 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-STING 8999 5 3 0 24 SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
MINION 9200 2 0 0 24 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEVE MIKE 9279 1 0 0 24 FRAYED SANITY (799)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 5 5 1 23 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
GEIR 8793 4 10 0 22 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
HACKER 9156 3 3 0 22 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-SOULSTONE 4514 6 1 0 21 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
SCAURUS 9160 3 1 0 20 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BALDR 8794 3 11 0 20 JOMSVIKINGS (756)
A DLEGG 9204 3 1 0 19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BOPPER 433 5 2 1 18 KHANS GUARD (65)
-SHARD 4513 3 4 0 18 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
-LORD NIGHTSHADE 4564 3 4 0 17 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
STITCH 9053 2 2 0 17 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
VARIUS 9161 1 4 0 11 WHITE WOLVES (832)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 1 0 0 11 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ZIGGY 9207 3 1 0 10 KNUCKLEHEADS (825)
SALTY DOG 9050 2 4 0 10 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
ARMENIUS 9159 2 3 0 9 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-EMGEE 431 2 3 0 9 KHANS GUARD (65)
-PANOPTICON 9177 1 1 0 9 BIG IDEA (32)
-SYLVIA 432 1 4 1 8 KHANS GUARD (65)
VIRIANTHUS 9158 1 4 0 7 WHITE WOLVES (832)
DIONEXUS 9157 1 4 0 7 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-GREEK FIRE 9151 1 2 1 6 BIG IDEA (32)
CAPTAIN RONDO 9205 1 3 0 6 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HYPER AGGRESSIVE 9261 1 0 0 6 BAD BEATS (791)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 1 1 1 5 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 1 1 0 4 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ISAIAS 9232 0 3 0 3 WHITE SHADOW (779)
-PANOPTICON 9176 0 2 0 2 BIG IDEA (32)
-SCOURGE 9226 0 2 0 2 DARK DESCENDENTS (332)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 0 2 0 2 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
AKERON 9278 0 1 0 1 WHITE SHADOW (779)
THA'S POKER 9262 0 1 0 1 BAD BEATS (791)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RUNS WITH FORK 9246 1 1 0 A'MERKIN INJUNS 786 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 377
CLOSED FOR REPAI 9253 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 AA DESERTER 377 NONE
10 9269 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 THE CHOSEN ONE 377 NONE
11 9270 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 MASTER KELLOGG 377 NONE
9 9268 0 1 0 D.A. REJECTS 787 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 377 NONE
CALDERON 9206 0 1 0 DARK DESCENDENTS 332 GREEK FIRE 9151 374 REVENGED
BOB LEE 9192 4 1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799 VARS FOLLEY 9025 377
LUKE MAIER 9254 0 1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 376 JUST REVENGED
GYRO-SPROKET 9091 1 2 0 KNUCKLEHEADS 825 SPIRIT 377 NONE
A 9257 0 1 0 RICK AND MORTY 814 SPIRIT 377 NONE
CLOD 9258 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 AVATAR OF DARKHE 377 NONE
FOLLOWER 9241 1 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 377 NONE
BYE 9265 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 AA DESERTER 377 NONE
RANGER 9242 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD II 820 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 377 NONE
DWES EG SALAD 8639 20 14 1 SHEWISH DINER 806 OOKLA THE MOK 8468 377
PHANTOM PIKEMAN 8277 13 12 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 STINK FACE 8688 373 NOT REVENGED
ABUELITA YOLIE 9116 2 1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 FRUIT CUP 9024 373 JUST REVENGED
CAILLOU 9221 0 1 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 377 NONE
TWEET 8861 9 2 0 SPROUT OF MY MIN 816 RUNNY LEGS 8623 373 NOT REVENGED
VINCE 9003 4 4 0 TEAM BLACKSTAFF 735 POUTINE 8769 373 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
I am with you, Dark Overlord. Naming this fine arena, however temporary, to Niytyole
Hold is an affront to the great warriors that have come before. Bah, Humbug! -- Oz The
All Disgusted
And a pox on all the Namers! -- Oz The All Perturbed
Shucks, Bad Beats! The death to Runner Runner was unintentional. Emerald City's first
fight back (dead challenger TV) was a surprise. Mea Culpa. -- Oz The All Apologetic
Hawkins, I had a lot of munchies before the fight and I played hopscotch on the Yellow
Brick Road so I was ready. It showed, eh? -- Munchkin
Seabloom whose challenge was that? Yours? Tsk tsk. -- Kansas
Nice turn around challenge, Blinding Man. I give you credit -- even though it hurt! --
Golden Cap
Health. Humility. Honor. North Fork forever. -- Oz The All Proclaiming
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GYRO-SPROKET was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FOLLOWER was dealt death by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CAILLOU was easily killed by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
10 was assassinated by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
11 was butchered by MASTER KELLOGG in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BYE was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RANGER was murdered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
CLOSED FOR REPAIRS was slaughtered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was executed by SPIRIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CLOD was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
9 was slaughtered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SEABLOOM vanquished CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
QUICK SAND lost to NIMBLE FOX in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's Challenge duel.
OOKLA THE MOK easily killed DWES EG SALAD in a 1 minute Challenge Title bout.
BLINDING MAN was subdued by ONE TIME! in a 4 minute master's Challenge match.
BUSTED ACES was unbelievably bested by MUNCHKIN in a 6 minute Challenge battle.
FAST EEEK handily defeated HUMBUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
HAWKINS devastated DIANE in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
DATABASE EDITOR was bested by WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BOJ devastated FRUIT CUP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOB LEE was executed by VARS FOLLEY in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
STYLE CHANGER handily defeated WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HOMELY HARLOT overpowered SCAURUS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DIONEXUS was outlasted by BALDR in a 15 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge fray.
VIRIANTHUS was overpowered by DON JEWELL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
A DLEGG was defeated by FREJA in a 3 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge duel.
ARMENIUS was viciously subdued by GEIR in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
CRAPULODON was beaten by DON QUIXOTE in a 2 minute expert's duel.
BARSTOOL 5 was savagely defeated by RUNNY LEGS in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
GOLDEN CAP overpowered ODIN AVERSSON in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
EPHYRA was viciously subdued by RUFF RUFF in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's fight.
JINX overpowered HIPPSTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRANULO overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PHAROS devastated BULLY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
EMO was savagely defeated by HOBO CASSEROLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
POUTINE was overcome by BROCK TULGREN in a 5 minute fight.
MEAN MUG subdued ORESTES in a 2 minute match.
VIKING VAMPIRE handily defeated HJORVARDR in a 3 minute uneven match.
DIRTY LOOK was narrowly defeated by EVAN DRAKE in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
SLUSH PUPPY unbelievably bested HACKER in a 4 minute bloody match.
SRIRACHA vanquished HAMMER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CHALUPA BATMAN dispatched RUNS WITH FORK in a 2 minute duel.
SALTY DOG was devastated by MUGSY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ISAIAS was vanquished by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ZIGGY was devastated by STEVE MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CAPTAIN RONDO was handily defeated by STITCH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WALKING THUNDER was overpowered by MINION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VARIUS narrowly defeated THA'S POKER in a popular 3 minute gruesome novice's duel.
HYPER AGGRESSIVE savagely defeated AKERON in a 2 minute brutal beginner's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 LUNGING ATTACK 195 - 183 - 17 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 126 - 119 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 STRIKING ATTACK 178 - 173 - 9 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 WALL OF STEEL 91 - 98 - 2 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 91 - 114 - 5 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 55 - 2 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 76 - 101 - 6 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 93 - 127 - 8 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 25 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 46 - 0 39 |
Turn 377 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 6 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 8 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK OOKLA THE MOK 8468 14 7 2 151 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WALL OF STEEL DON QUIXOTE 8393 17 10 0 112 BAD BEATS (791)
STRIKING ATTACK RUNNY LEGS 8623 14 8 2 104 SHEWISH DINER (806)
PARRY-STRIKE ONE TIME! 8396 17 10 0 97 BAD BEATS (791)
TOTAL PARRY BARSTOOL 5 8253 16 10 0 89 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE QUICK SAND 8419 12 11 0 85 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BASHING ATTACK GRANULO 8496 12 8 0 69 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SLASHING ATTACK WHIPPED CREAM 8768 8 6 0 57 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW HOMELY HARLOT 9218 3 0 0 43 D.A. REJECTS (787)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JINX 7951. The most popular warrior this turn was
RUNNY LEGS 8623. The ten other most popular fighters were BLINDING MAN 8417, RUFF
RUFF 8860, BUSTED ACES 8580, DIRTY LOOK 8684, ONE TIME! 8396, HOBO CASSEROLE 8622,
VARIUS 9161, A DLEGG 9204, ORESTES 8391, and HACKER 9156.
The least popular fighter this week was DIONEXUS 9157. The other ten least popular
fighters were BALDR 8794, CAPTAIN RONDO 9205, ZIGGY 9207, ISAIAS 9232, SALTY DOG
9050, SLUSH PUPPY 9023, HJORVARDR 8792, BROCK TULGREN 8528, BULLY 8410, and HIPPSTER
8953.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CRAPULODON (47-4305) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WALKER (47-8907) SERPENTS HOLD II (820)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MOJO'S MONKEY (16-4101) THE FUN BUNCH (396)
LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) HALLOWIENERS (635)
EMERALD CITY (47-7896) LAND OF OZ (217)
SILVERTHORN (60-8840) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
KAYCRON (63-2900) SUPERIOR FORCES (235)
MADONNA (63-3068) BAD GIRLS (325)
LEAST SHREW (70-6374) SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (529)
THE GREAT PUMPKIN (82-4576) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)
HARV (82-35034) MY TCS (5768)
PERPETUAL (84-14073) OTTODROME 13 (2485)
GEEZER (84-20642) GETTING OLD (3683)
LAST STRAW (84-24737) OTTODROME 41 (4393)
LINT (84-29649) TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)
PROFANELY ABUNDANT (84-42331) WINTER 2013 XIII (7355)
ZOMBIE BABY (84-53039) SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)
CHILI (85-8953) MADE WITH MEAT (1634)
VINEGAR STROKES (85-9814) THE LEAGUE II (1787)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
MAKING YOUR CHALLENGES GO THROUGH
First, you need to be sure you are making your challenges correctly.
1. Are you writing down the warrior I.D. number of the warrior you want to
challenge?
2. Is your handwriting clear?
3. Is the warrior you are challenging within range of your warrior? Warriors
can challenge within their own class and the next higher class, plus the "Challenger"
classes can also challenge the next lower class. So, an Adept can challenge Adepts
and Challenger Adepts. A Challenger Adept can challenge Adepts, Challenger Adepts,
and Champions. (Try not to challenge down, though. Besides being unsportsmanlike and
making everyone mad, it isn't advantageous to your warriors. They need to fight more
experienced warriors so they will learn.)
4. Are your warriors eligible to make challenges? If they didn't fight within
the last two turns, then they can't challenge.
5. Are the warriors they want to fight eligible to receive challenges? If they
didn't fight within the last two turns, then they can't be challenged.
Next, adjust your choices for the maximum likelihood of getting your challenges.
There are several things that will help:
1. Have each of your warriors challenge two different opponents from two
different teams. That way, if the first opponent's team doesn't fight that turn, you
still might get your second challenge.
2. Use your avoids. Have each warrior avoid the teams of whoever you think
might be likely to challenge him. If you can get out of being challenged, that
increases your chance of getting your own challenge through.
3. Don't challenge warriors who didn't fight last turn. The odds are higher
that they won't be fighting this turn.
4. Don't challenge warriors who might be involved in a bloodfeud (either as the
killers, or the avengers). A bloodfeud challenge has priority over all other
challenges.
5. Don't challenge Tournament Victors. A TV challenge has priority over all
other challenges except bloodfeuds. You'll need to do a little research in back
issues of the newsletter to find out who the TVs are.
6. Don't challenge warriors who you know are going to challenge someone else, or
are going to get challenged by someone else. Your challenge has a better chance of
getting through if it is the only challenge to that particular warrior.
7. Don't challenge the "easy pickings." That is, warriors above you who have
way too few fights or very bad records for where they are ranked. They will tend to
get challenged a lot.
8. Don't challenge warriors who are likely to be avoiding your team. This
includes any warrior your team fought within the last two turns.
Well, it sounds like I've eliminated just about everybody, doesn't it? Of course
you can challenge opponents who fit into one or more of those categories; just try to
find ones who don't. Your idea candidate for a challenge is: A warrior ranked
somewhat above your warrior in the same class, or in the next higher class, with a few
more fights than your warrior, and a winning record, who isn't a TV and isn't
currently at war with anyone.
I hope this will be of some help to you.
The Rogue She-Puppy