DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/08/2017    Duedate: 09/04/2017

NIYTYOLE HOLD ARENA

DM-47    TURN-382

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ONE TIME!
BAD BEATS (791)
(47-8396) [21-11-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE TIME!                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BAD BEATS (791)                
(47-8396) [21-11-0,120]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLINDING MAN                   BLINDING MAN
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)          BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-8417) [14-14-0,90]         (47-8417) [14-14-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BAD BEATS (791)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       30
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         29      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. TOLBINS HIVE A (785)        27      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766)        20
5. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            11      PREDATORY DEN (692)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  96  47  6 67.1   1/ 2 BAD BEATS (791)           8  5 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         843 531 30 61.4   2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
 3- 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      125  80 11 61.0   3- 3 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  2 0
 4/ 4 THE OPERA (613)          143  96  4 59.8   4/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  5 0
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         923 736 48 55.6   5- 5 FRAYED SANITY (799)       6  3 0
 6- 7 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        53  44  5 54.6   6/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5  9 0
 7/ 6 BAD BEATS (791)           72  62  1 53.7   7/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      4  1 0
 8/ 0 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)      51  44  4 53.7   8/ 6 FAST FOOD (724)           4  8 0
 9- 8 CHEERS (659)             170 158 10 51.8   9/16 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      3  0 0
10/11 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     71  67  5 51.4  10- 9 WHITE SHADOW (779)        3  2 0
11/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766)     121 115 10 51.3  11/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          3  6 0
12-10 D.A. REJECTS (787)        84  80  3 51.2  12- 7*WHITE WOLVES (832)        3  7 0
13/12 FAST FOOD (724)          155 157 10 49.7  13-11 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      2  0 0
14-13 WICKED MARTYRS (815)      35  36  2 49.3  14/12 BASH BROS PARK (766)      2  3 0
15/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      74  78  3 48.7  15- 8 CHEERS (659)              2  4 0
16/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      126 135  7 48.3  16/15 THE OPERA (613)           1  0 0
17-18 FRAYED SANITY (799)       52  62  3 45.6  17-24 D.A. REJECTS (787)        1  1 0
18/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     29  45  0 39.2  18-19 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24*WHITE WOLVES (832)        17  27  0 38.6  19/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     1  5 0
20-25 WHITE SHADOW (779)        78 145  4 35.0  20-20 SHEWISH DINER (806)       0  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in NIYTYOLE HOLD since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf 
Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Biff!  Pow!  
NIYTYOLE HOLD watched with glee as LAND OF OZ got knocked off top spot by BAD BEATS!  
Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave CHEERS a 0-0-0!  I got a good 
laugh out of it!  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  
Thrust!  Block out the pain!  SPECTRAL STEEL is now ranked 9th with a 1-0-0 turn.  
What's with ACE MERRILL?  He actually beat BAD BEATS' THAT'S POKER, and walked away 
with 20 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at LAND OF OZ.  HUMBUG lost 15 
points to DATABASE EDITOR.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe HUMBUG will provide 
more easy wins...  Apparently NIYTYOLE HOLD isn't filled with as many gutless wonders 
as I thought.  The Dreaded Duelmaster got 5 challenges this turn!  See how the 
Duelmaster challenged WEIRD ALCHEMY's FAST EEEK?  That sort of initiative is how he 
got where he is now.  FAST EEEK was reminded on the sands why ONE TIME! is 
Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some 
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, CHEERS!  The 
bums at LAND OF OZ couldn't face the challenges from CHEERS!  No excuse for that!  
GOLDEN CAP didn't quite know what to make of a challenge it received from BLINDING 
MAN of BIG LAKE GROOVE, who is 21 points below it.  BLINDING MAN perhaps got his just 
desserts, seeing as he was bested by GOLDEN CAP and ended up with 90 recognition 
points.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that MARATHON 
MAN gets in.  He fights people like MADCAP, 9 points below.  I thought MARATHON MAN 
showed great skill and promise when he won victory over MADCAP.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  NIYTYOLE 
HOLD is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TIME! 8396               21  11  0   120       BAD BEATS (791)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978           11   7  0   121       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 GOLDEN CAP 8378              20  11  0   116       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DRONE A1 8097                14   5  2   110       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 FAST EEEK 8682               11   9  0    99       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 DATABASE EDITOR 9079         10   4  1    98       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BULLY 8410                    9  10  0    95       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BARSTOOL 5 8253              19  11  0    92       CHEERS (659)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BROCK TULGREN 8528           17   6  0    90       FRAYED SANITY (799)
-MUNCHKIN 8432                16  10  0    90       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BLINDING MAN 8417            14  14  0    90       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         12   8  0    90       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-GHOST PEPPER 8722            13   1  0    84       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-DIANE 8574                   12  10  0    83       CHEERS (659)
 DRONE A4 8098                10   9  0    83       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 PARSIFAL 7414                10   0  0    83       THE OPERA (613)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622           9   9  1    83       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 BUSTED ACES 8580             14   9  0    81       BAD BEATS (791)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMBUG 8655                   9   8  2    78       LAND OF OZ (217)
-KANSAS 9062                   8   3  0    77       LAND OF OZ (217)
-HENCHMAN 8756                 8   3  0    76       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-HAWKINS 8949                 10   7  0    75       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 FRUIT CUP 9024                8   8  3    70       FAST FOOD (724)
 JACK B. QUICK 8246           11  26  0    69       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-VALAC 8819                    8   5  0    69       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-EPHYRA 8372                  15  16  1    68       WHITE SHADOW (779)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PHAROS 8478                  10  12  1    66       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-VARS FOLLEY 9025              9   5  3    66       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          12   5  0    65       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CHALUPA BATMAN 9043           8   6  1    64       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CAPTAIN RONDO 9205            6   3  0    62       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CRYING KID 8392               6   5  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BIG PIGEON 7411               6   6  0    59       THE OPERA (613)
 GRANULO 8496                 14  11  0    57       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE A12 8790                7   5  1    55       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
 POUTINE 8769                  9  10  1    54       FAST FOOD (724)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           10   9  0    53       FAST FOOD (724)
-EN FEUGO 9072                 7   3  1    53       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-MUD PATH 8767                 7   4  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
-ORESTES 8391                 10  20  1    51       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-LACKEY 8760                   5   5  0    50       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-CORSON 8821                   5   5  1    46       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-RUMP ROAST 9066               8   3  2    44       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-SEABLOOM 8527                 8  15  0    43       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 DRONE A11 8599                7   5  0    41       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-SRIRACHA 9042                 6   8  1    40       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-DESPERO 8848                  4   6  0    40       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             11   5  0    39       FAST FOOD (724)
-HACKER 9156                   5   4  0    37       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-HOMELY HARLOT 9218            4   3  0    34       D.A. REJECTS (787)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A DLEGG 9204                  5   4  0    33       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-ARMENIUS 9159                 5   4  0    33       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 STYLE CHANGER 9162            4   7  0    33       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-EVAN DRAKE 9136               7   4  0    32       CHEERS (659)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         4   3  0    31       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LYRIC TENOR 9104              3   2  0    30       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 DRONE A13 8863                5   6  0    27       TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
-VARIUS 9161                   4   5  0    25       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-MUY CALIENTE 9212             2   1  0    25       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKERON 9278                   2   1  0    23       WHITE SHADOW (779)
-DON JEWELL 9135               5   6  1    22       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124       4   1  0    22       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303             2   1  0    22       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 HYPER AGGRESSIVE 9261         3   2  1    21       BAD BEATS (791)
 ACE MERRILL 9319              1   0  0    20       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038            4   6  0    18       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MARATHON MAN 9313             2   0  0    18       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-VIRIANTHUS 9158               2   7  0    13       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-DIONEXUS 9157                 2   7  0    13       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 THAT'S POKER 9262             2   3  0     9       BAD BEATS (791)
 STOOGE 9259                   2   2  0     8       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BRAINS 9296                   2   2  0     8       LAND OF OZ (217)
-ZOZO 9132                     1   2  0     8       WICKED MARTYRS (815)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        1   1  0     8       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 MADCAP 9306                   1   3  1     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BELISARIUS 9302               1   2  0     5       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-RAZAH 9155                    1   1  0     4       WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-ISAIAS 9232                   0   4  0     4       WHITE SHADOW (779)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE MOUTH 9323          0  1 0 BAD BEATS 791        NOT SO GENTLEBEN      382  NONE
ANGRY BIRDS 9314        0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   IC ENFORCER           382  NONE
BIG KIDS 9293           0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   SPIRIT                382  NONE
STEVE MIKE 9279         1  1 0 FRAYED SANITY 799    HYPER AGGRESSIVE 9261 378  REVENGED
THE FERROS 9276         0  2 0 MALACITH'S HAND 837  MADCAP 9306           379   
DRUDGE 9322             0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  ZORSEA                382  NONE
HIPPSTER 8953           8  9 0 STAR PRAIRIE 821     HUMBUG 8655           378  NOT REVENGED
SCAURUS 9160            3  2 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     DON JEWELL 9135       378  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Duelmaster Bad Beat. -- Oz The All Praising

What a fine and enjoyable FTF it was in KC. The fellowship was terrific as the right 
mix of managers were there in person. It helped that the riff-raff stayed home. -- Oz 
The All Truthful

Hobo Casserole, I was hungry; you made my day. -- Golden Cap

Belisarius, I enjoyed the tussle. Luckily I won it on heart and skill rather than by 
brains. You think? -- Brains

Blinding, ho hum. -- Munchkin

Don Quixote, I say "uncle". Maybe even uncle, uncle, uncle. -- Humbug

Den the Dump, what an ugly and despicable thing to say the Ziggy, Ni Gul, Lulu or any 
newbies to our competition.  Perhaps you should take your bacon and mosey on home?  
What a scuzzball you are. -- Oz The All Disgusted

Ziggy, Ni Gul, Lulu, we, and many other teams, welcome you to North Fork.  It is such 
a pleasure to have newcomers.  I salute you.  Try not to let the riff raff get you 
down. -- Oz The All Greeting (Consortium affiliated)

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGRY BIRDS was dealt death by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BIG KIDS was slaughtered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DRUDGE was put to death by ZORSEA in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
THE MOUTH was assassinated by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
ONE TIME! bested FAST EEEK in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
BUSTED ACES was subdued by BULLY in a 5 minute master's Challenge competition.
DATABASE EDITOR devastated HUMBUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLINDING MAN slimly lost to GOLDEN CAP in a 4 minute expert's Challenge melee.
CAPTAIN RONDO overpowered POUTINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARATHON MAN outlasted MADCAP in a action packed 7 minute novice's Challenge fight.
QUICK SAND overpowered FIZBAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRONE A1 demolished FRUIT CUP in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JACK B. QUICK was devastated by DRONE A4 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PARSIFAL devastated DRONE A12 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIKING VAMPIRE viciously subdued SLUSH PUPPY in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
GRANULO defeated LYRIC TENOR in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
DRONE A11 overcame STYLE CHANGER in a 1 minute bout.
WHIPPED CREAM devastated HYPER AGGRESSIVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUEEN LATIFAH was demolished by A DLEGG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RETURN OF THE KING beat STOOGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
DRONE A13 devastated BRAINS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAT'S POKER was vanquished by ACE MERRILL in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  47 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     77 -  56 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  27 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    79 - 101 -  7      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  45 -  3      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  98 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        37 -  50 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  63 -  6      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  26 -  0      37  |

Turn 382 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ONE TIME! 8396             21  11  0  120 BAD BEATS (791)
WALL OF STEEL    GOLDEN CAP 8378            20  11  0  116 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRONE A1 8097              14   5  2  110 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
STRIKING ATTACK  FAST EEEK 8682             11   9  0   99 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       DRONE A4 8098              10   9  0   83 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
BASHING ATTACK   HUMBUG 8655                 9   8  2   78 LAND OF OZ (217)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRONE A12 8790              7   5  1   55 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DRONE A11 8599              7   5  0   41 TOLBINS HIVE A (785)
TOTAL PARRY      SLUSH PUPPY 9023           11   5  0   39 FAST FOOD (724)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLINDING MAN 8417.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLINDING MAN 8417.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUSTED ACES 
8580, MADCAP 9306, BULLY 8410, GOLDEN CAP 8378, ACE MERRILL 9319, FAST EEEK 8682, 
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992, GRANULO 8496, RETURN OF THE KING 9124, and DATABASE EDITOR 9079.

The least popular fighter this week was SLUSH PUPPY 9023.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BRAINS 9296, STOOGE 9259, QUEEN LATIFAH 9038, DRONE A12 8790, 
JACK B. QUICK 8246, FRUIT CUP 9024, MARATHON MAN 9313, POUTINE 8769, THAT'S POKER 
9262, and DRONE A13 8863.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DRONE A1 (47-8097) TOLBINS HIVE A (785)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

QUICK SAND (47-8419) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja