DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2017 Duedate: 12/25/2017
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-386
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BUSTED ACES
BAD BEATS (791)
(47-8580) [18-9-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BUSTED ACES DISTURBED
BAD BEATS (791) METAL KNIGHTS (839)
(47-8580) [18-9-0,112] (47-9350) [1-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BLINDING MAN BLACK CHAOS
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) THE SOVEREIGN (818)
(47-8417) [17-15-0,110] (47-8872) [8-13-0,41]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE SOVEREIGN (818) 42
2. METAL KNIGHTS (839) 40 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 36 Unchartered Team
4. 80'S DISCO (810) 33
5. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 29 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 101 50 6 66.9 1/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 10 5 1
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 849 540 30 61.1 2/ 2 FAST FOOD (724) 9 3 1
3- 3 THE OPERA (613) 145 96 4 60.2 3/ 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 7 0
4/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806) 126 84 12 60.0 4/ 3 WHITE WOLVES (832) 7 6 0
5/ 0*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 3 2 1 60.0 5/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 7 0
6/ 5 BAD BEATS (791) 79 62 1 56.0 6/10 80'S DISCO (810) 6 7 0
7/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 931 746 48 55.5 7/ 8 BAD BEATS (791) 5 0 0
8/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 84 74 7 53.2 8/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 7 0
9/ 0 DARQUE FORCES (396) 331 296 25 52.8 9/ 4 BIG IDEA (32) 4 8 0
10/ 7 80'S DISCO (810) 84 77 2 52.2 10/ 0*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 3 2 1
11/ 8 BASH BROS PARK (766) 123 119 10 50.8 11/13 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 3 7 0
12/ 9 FAST FOOD (724) 166 162 11 50.6 12/ 0 DARQUE FORCES (396) 2 2 0
13/10 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 76 80 3 48.7 13/12 BASH BROS PARK (766) 2 2 0
14/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 135 146 7 48.0 14- 9 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 2 2 0
15/12 WHITE WOLVES (832) 28 34 0 45.2 15-11 THE OPERA (613) 1 0 0
16/13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 29 48 0 37.7 16/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 2 0
17/14 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 36 64 2 36.0 17/ 0 SHEWISH DINER (806) 1 4 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
18/15 BIG IDEA (32) 262 479 26 35.4 18/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I have just one thing to say. R-E-L-A-X, just relax now that I'm on the throne. Or,
I guess I am on the throne because of Relax and his bizarre challenge. Maybe you
don't know much about how to fight, but a warrior of my style with a record like mine
should tell you something. But, I guess if you don't listen, doesn't matter what you
get told.
What a unique honor to be the Duelmaster of the great Niytyole Hold arena. An arena
named after the home of the mighty Allied Axis, Niytyole Island. As expected, I will
serve with distinction, and I will hold the title until graduation. According to our
records, I am the 567th Duelmaster from the Allied Axis. An amazing feat even for the
mighty Allied Axis.
When I am not fighting I like to spend my time working in information. I very much
enjoy looking at information and then changing it, maybe even changing it incorrectly.
Does that really chap your withered hide Consortium? All your gas over those months
and hear I sit, the epitome of scandal and I sit the throne. I'm probably going to
sneak into the archives and make an adjustment to my information, just because I can,
I have those skills, and I'm trained for the job.
I'll tell you more about information next week.
-- Duelmaster and data manipulator extraordinaire,
The Database Editor
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH
FORK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! It was a
tough week for BIG IDEA, to drop 5 places in the rankings. Coming up with a solid
3-2-0 outing, WEIRD ALCHEMY has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Advancing in the
rankings was WHITE WOLVES who went from last turn's 24-33-0, to this week's record of
28-34-0. Hey everybody, watch out for STYLE CHANGER, who flew up 29 points in the
rankings after mashing RELAX like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling
like a basher in the top ten was HUMBUG, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing
(to say the least) bout with SEX (I'M A). It's a proud day for the BAD BEATS stable,
as their warrior, BUSTED ACES, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Can you believe
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid BIG IDEA, please raise you hand. Wow. Does NORTH FORK really have that many
liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ROYAL FLUSH's act in the arena. Those
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BIG IDEA. And who is this THE SAFETY
DANCE you ask, with 51 points and a 8-4-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, P-NUT FIREBEARD went after GRANULO, who was
higher by 20 points. Well, when the dust settled, P-NUT FIREBEARD was bested by
GRANULO. BLINDING MAN of BIG LAKE GROOVE had better have a good reason for
challenging down 15 points in a challenge which he won. I thought BLINDING MAN
showed great skill and promise when he beat MUNCHKIN. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Proving again that NORTH FORK is
not rated G, STYLE CHANGER of the BIG LAKE GROOVE slew the warrior RELAX in a rather
bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUSTED ACES 8580 18 9 0 112 BAD BEATS (791)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 11 7 0 121 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CYCLONUS 8365 12 5 1 111 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BLINDING MAN 8417 17 15 0 110 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SEX (I'M A) 8704 10 3 0 106 80'S DISCO (810)
SKYWARP 8063 16 11 1 104 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-GHOST PEPPER 8722 15 1 0 103 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
DATABASE EDITOR 9079 12 6 2 98 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JACK B. QUICK 8246 14 27 0 97 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PARSIFAL 7414 12 0 0 97 THE OPERA (613)
STYLE CHANGER 9162 7 8 1 96 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
FRUIT CUP 9024 10 10 4 95 FAST FOOD (724)
BULLY 8410 11 12 0 91 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 12 8 0 90 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MUNCHKIN 8432 17 13 0 88 LAND OF OZ (217)
HUMBUG 8655 11 9 2 85 LAND OF OZ (217)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 14 7 0 80 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CAPTAIN RONDO 9205 8 5 0 78 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HENCHMAN 8756 8 3 0 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-KANSAS 9062 8 4 0 76 LAND OF OZ (217)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 13 10 0 73 FAST FOOD (724)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 9 10 1 73 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POUTINE 8769 12 11 1 64 FAST FOOD (724)
GRANULO 8496 16 13 0 61 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CRYING KID 8392 6 5 0 61 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-BIG PIGEON 7411 6 6 0 59 THE OPERA (613)
-CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 8 8 1 58 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SRIRACHA 9042 8 8 1 54 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SLUDGE 8470 8 4 1 54 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-EN FEUGO 9072 7 3 1 53 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-MUD PATH 8767 7 4 0 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 14 6 0 51 FAST FOOD (724)
THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 8 4 0 51 80'S DISCO (810)
GLADIUS 8873 6 14 0 50 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-LACKEY 8760 5 5 0 50 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
A DLEGG 9204 8 5 0 47 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PLANET ROCK 9078 5 2 0 47 80'S DISCO (810)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 8 13 0 41 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
RUMP ROAST 9066 8 4 2 40 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ARMENIUS 9159 7 6 0 40 WHITE WOLVES (832)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 8 11 0 39 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-MUY CALIENTE 9212 3 2 0 36 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
MARATHON MAN 9313 5 1 0 35 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIONEXUS 9157 5 8 0 33 WHITE WOLVES (832)
ALIISZA 8871 7 11 0 32 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 5 3 0 32 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 4 3 0 31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARADIGM 9018 3 5 0 29 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
MADCAP 9306 3 5 1 27 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LYRIC TENOR 9104 4 4 0 25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BELISARIUS 9302 4 3 0 25 WHITE WOLVES (832)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 5 9 0 24 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COW PIE 9281 1 0 1 23 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ACE MERRILL 9319 3 2 0 22 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-HYPER AGGRESSIVE 9261 3 2 1 21 BAD BEATS (791)
THAT'S POKER 9262 3 3 0 20 BAD BEATS (791)
BRAINS 9296 4 4 0 16 LAND OF OZ (217)
DISTURBED 9350 1 0 0 15 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
GREEK FIRE 9151 2 5 1 14 BIG IDEA (32)
SLIPKNOT 9348 1 0 0 12 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
HELLYEAH 9347 1 0 1 11 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
DAY SEIZER 9338 1 2 0 9 BIG IDEA (32)
-STOOGE 9259 2 2 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 2 1 0 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
DING DONG 9342 1 1 0 8 LAND OF OZ (217)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 1 1 0 8 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CRASSUS 9357 1 0 0 5 WHITE WOLVES (832)
WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO 9351 0 2 0 2 80'S DISCO (810)
JACKYL 9349 0 1 0 1 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
AMARANTHE 9346 0 1 0 1 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RELAX 8706 10 9 0 80'S DISCO 810 STYLE CHANGER 9162 386
JOLLY GREEN 9255 2 2 0 BIG IDEA 32 COW PIE 9281 386
REFUSEBOT 9203 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 AA DESERTER 386 NONE
SHARKTICON 9202 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 386 NONE
BIG DUD 9353 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 THE CHOSEN ONE 386 NONE
BEEFCAKE 9320 0 1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 ZORSEA 386 NONE
POUND CAKE 9354 0 1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 386 NONE
DANP 9352 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 IC ENFORCER 386 NONE
FAST EEEK 8682 11 10 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 DATABASE EDITOR 9079 383
LYCURGUS 9356 0 1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 HELLYEAH 9347 386
PERSONAL ADS
Virianthus -- Rest in peace, our brother in arms! Cruelly slain by Helbendt of
Vicious Delite in the Adepts Tourney. -- White Wolves
Varius -- Res in Peace, oh noble warrior! Slain most fouly by Sansa of Street Walkers
2 in the Adepts Tourney. -- White Wolves
Street Legal -- There is no honour in beating an opponent new to the arena! I enjoyed
our encounter but would advise you to wear some armour in future. Good luck on the
sands of the arena! -- Dionexus
The Safety Dance -- I hope my next dancing partner treat me more kindly! -- Belisarius
Brains -- A worthy opponent! I was lucky! Thank you for the skills training. --
Armenius
Greetings North Forkers. May the force be with you. (and the good witches) -- Oz The
All Greeting
Street Legal the NPC, that was fun. I liked messing with you. -- Ding Dong
Bully, you and that mean ole Assur sure are! Shucks! -- Kansas
Armenius, you fought the good fight. I wish I had your skills and experience. Maybe
some day soon. -- Brains
Viking Vampire, man, I had such a good time with that fight! Yeah! -- Humbug
Busted Aces, what kind of dumb dummy was I for making THAT challenge?! Sheesh. Kudos.
-- Munchkin
Health. Humility. Honor. Looking forward to seeing you managers in Tempe in January.
-- Oz The All Excited
Munchkin -- Watching you fight made my head hurt. You're all ... twisted. -- Busted
Aces
Oz -- Did the Alcohlics Anonymous actually win the Turf Wars here? Surely, the IC
didn't rename North Fork. -- Scorpio
Hope Everyone is doing ok! -- Scorpio
We all know what Kaitlyn Demer dressed up as for Halloween!! Ha! Ha! -- Scorpio
Consodomite -- Isn't that cute, you and Dorkio getting along. Although, you may be
the only person to ever accuse the dullard known as Dorkio of uttering "intelligent
remarks", but then again, they would probably be intelligent to you. You are not much
smarter than that idiot, which is saying something. They say there is someone for
everyone, glad you and Dorkio found each other. -- Den
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BEEFCAKE was butchered by ZORSEA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DANP was dispatched by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BIG DUD was viciously butchered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
POUND CAKE was slaughtered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
REFUSEBOT was assassinated by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHARKTICON was murdered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
BLINDING MAN viciously subdued MUNCHKIN in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
JACK B. QUICK viciously subdued BULLY in a 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
STYLE CHANGER slaughtered RELAX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SEX (I'M A) vanquished HUMBUG in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CAPTAIN RONDO overpowered POUTINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MARATHON MAN was narrowly defeated by SLUSH PUPPY in a 44 minute competition.
P-NUT FIREBEARD was savagely defeated by GRANULO in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MADCAP was unbelievably bested by DIONEXUS in a popular 8 minute Challenge conflict.
ALIISZA was overpowered by THE SAFETY DANCE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
ARMENIUS unbelievably bested BLACK CHAOS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
LYRIC TENOR was devastated by PLANET ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THAT'S POKER subdued DING DONG in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
DATABASE EDITOR was beaten by BUSTED ACES in a 2 minute veteran's Title match.
SKYWARP handily defeated WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRUIT CUP overpowered HOBO CASSEROLE in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
VIKING VAMPIRE savagely defeated MASTER DARQUE in a 5 minute gruesome fray.
A DLEGG handily defeated ACE MERRILL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLUDGE demolished QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUMP ROAST was vanquished by GLADIUS in a 4 minute gruesome one-sided match.
GREEK FIRE was overpowered by RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRAINS was vanquished by PARADIGM in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
BELISARIUS savagely defeated DAY SEIZER in a 2 minute brutal fray.
JOLLY GREEN was easily killed by COW PIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE VARIOUS luckily beat JACKYL in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO was overpowered by SLIPKNOT in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
DISTURBED overpowered MAXIMILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HELLYEAH executed LYCURGUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AMARANTHE was bested by CRASSUS in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 33 - 1 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 40 - 26 - 1 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 47 - 54 - 5 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 24 - 30 - 0 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 35 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 38 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 71 - 2 35 |
Turn 386 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BUSTED ACES 8580 18 9 0 112 BAD BEATS (791)
LUNGING ATTACK BLINDING MAN 8417 17 15 0 110 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
STRIKING ATTACK SEX (I'M A) 8704 10 3 0 106 80'S DISCO (810)
SLASHING ATTACK SKYWARP 8063 16 11 1 104 DARQUE FORCES (396)
TOTAL PARRY MUNCHKIN 8432 17 13 0 88 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK HUMBUG 8655 11 9 2 85 LAND OF OZ (217)
AIMED BLOW CAPTAIN RONDO 9205 8 5 0 78 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLINDING MAN 8417. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLACK CHAOS 8872. The ten other most popular fighters were BLINDING MAN
8417, JACK B. QUICK 8246, GRANULO 8496, MADCAP 9306, DATABASE EDITOR 9079, JACKYL
9349, CAPTAIN RONDO 9205, THAT'S POKER 9262, FRUIT CUP 9024, and BELISARIUS 9302.
The least popular fighter this week was SLUSH PUPPY 9023. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARATHON MAN 9313, DIONEXUS 9157, LYCURGUS 9356, WHO'S ZOOMIN
WHO 9351, JOLLY GREEN 9255, DAY SEIZER 9338, GREEK FIRE 9151, RUMP ROAST 9066, QUEEN
LATIFAH 9038, and ACE MERRILL 9319.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DIGITAL POP (47-8864) MAILIN MADNESS XXVII (817)