DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/23/2018 Duedate: 02/19/2018
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-388
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JACK B. QUICK
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-8246) [16-27-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLINDING MAN POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
(47-8417) [19-15-0,133]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BLINDING MAN GLADIUS
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) THE SOVEREIGN (818)
(47-8417) [19-15-0,133] (47-8873) [7-15-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. METAL KNIGHTS (839) 44
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 41 LAND OF OZ (217)
3. FAST FOOD (724) 32 Unchartered Team
4. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 21
5. THE SOVEREIGN (818) 17 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 853 542 30 61.1 1/ 2 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 0
2- 2 SHEWISH DINER (806) 126 88 12 58.9 2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 8 5 1
3- 3 BAD BEATS (791) 80 63 1 55.9 3/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 8 7 2
4/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 938 749 48 55.6 4/ 7*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 8 7 1
5/ 0 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 55 44 5 55.6 5/ 3 FAST FOOD (724) 7 5 1
6/ 5 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 41 33 4 55.4 6/11 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 6 9 1
7/11*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 8 7 1 53.3 7- 6 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 3 0
8/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 89 79 8 53.0 8/ 5 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 5 0
9- 7 DARQUE FORCES (396) 334 297 25 52.9 9- 9 80'S DISCO (810) 4 4 0
10- 8 80'S DISCO (810) 85 79 2 51.8 10/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217) 4 6 0
11/10 FAST FOOD (724) 171 165 12 50.9 11-10 BAD BEATS (791) 3 1 0
12/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766) 124 121 10 50.6 12/ 0 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 2 0 0
13/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 140 149 8 48.4 13/13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 2 2 0
14-12 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 76 81 3 48.4 14-14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 1 0
15/14 WHITE WOLVES (832) 29 38 0 43.3 15/12 BASH BROS PARK (766) 1 3 0
16-15 ROYAL COMATENTS (301) 57 78 2 42.2 16-15 ROYAL COMATENTS (301) 1 4 0
17/16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 29 50 0 36.7 17/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 1 4 0
18/17 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 40 70 3 36.4 18-16 SHEWISH DINER (806) 1 8 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18 BIG IDEA (32) 262 482 26 35.2 19-17 BIG IDEA (32) 0 6 0
20/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 1 4 0 20.0 20/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! BIG LAKE GROOVE? Who? ROYAL FLUSH is the top team these days,
buddies! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as THE SOVEREIGN can attest... Say what you will about blind luck and
dirty fighting, but FAST FOOD will tell you 171-165-12 is nothing to laugh at...
Practice pays for WHIPPED CREAM, who pummelled CAPTAIN RONDO, to pocket 21 points.
Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, DISTURBED was winsome, after beating
PARADIGM and seeing it lose 6 points. Well, Duelmaster JACK B. QUICK challenged BASH
BROS PARK's BULLY. Is a 15-27-0 good enough? BULLY found out that NORTH FORK isn't
a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team
in NORTH FORK is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in NORTH FORK avoid LAND OF OZ. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of BIG LAKE GROOVE, so did that sorry team shy from
LAND OF OZ If challenges were horses, AMIINANY DANGER could open up a fast food
joint! Them's the breaks, GRANULO. Expecting fair challenges from BIG LAKE GROOVE
is evidently too much to ask. STYLE CHANGER will have to start challenging legless
old maids next, as he was overcame by GRANULO. Good show, GRANULO! As a confidence
booster, GLADIUS challenged LITTLE VARIOUS, down 25 points. Do you also slay vicious
rodents in your spare time, GLADIUS? Warriors of NORTH FORK! Do you wish your
reputations tainted by the base challenge of GLADIUS? Take heed NORTH FORK, of the
unprincipled action of MARATHON MAN. By challenging AMARANTHE, 22 points below him,
MARATHON MAN besmirches the noble art of dueling. MARATHON MAN won victory over
AMARANTHE. The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
You've heard about LYRIC TENOR of ROYAL FLUSH. Death plays no favorites, and neither
do I. What was a 5-5-0 doing on the fields in the first place? Congratulations,
WHIPPED CREAM. The manager of WEIRD ALCHEMY should have sent CAPTAIN RONDO to the
Dark Arena for having a 8-6-0 long ago. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match
itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH FORK? On that giddy note I
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK B. QUICK 8246 16 27 0 118 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLINDING MAN 8417 19 15 0 133 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-WARRIOR WIGHT 7978 11 7 0 121 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CYCLONUS 8365 13 5 1 113 DARQUE FORCES (396)
HUMBUG 8655 13 9 2 108 LAND OF OZ (217)
FRUIT CUP 9024 11 11 4 98 FAST FOOD (724)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 14 11 1 95 FAST FOOD (724)
DATABASE EDITOR 9079 13 7 2 95 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BULLY 8410 12 13 0 95 BASH BROS PARK (766)
GRANULO 8496 18 13 0 94 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-BUSTED ACES 8580 18 10 0 94 BAD BEATS (791)
MUNCHKIN 8432 18 14 0 94 LAND OF OZ (217)
-SKYWARP 8063 16 12 1 91 DARQUE FORCES (396)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 12 8 0 90 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STYLE CHANGER 9162 8 9 2 85 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
HAWKINS 8949 11 7 0 83 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-STARSCREAM 7419 16 16 1 81 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 14 8 0 78 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-RAVEN 3354 10 9 0 78 ROYAL COMATENTS (301)
-HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 9 5 1 78 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-HENCHMAN 8756 8 3 0 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
KANSAS 9062 8 5 0 70 LAND OF OZ (217)
POUTINE 8769 13 12 1 68 FAST FOOD (724)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 10 5 3 68 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 9 11 1 63 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-CRYING KID 8392 6 5 0 61 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 10 13 0 60 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 16 6 0 59 FAST FOOD (724)
A DLEGG 9204 10 5 0 57 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 9 7 1 57 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLUDGE 8470 9 4 1 56 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-PLANET ROCK 9078 6 2 0 56 80'S DISCO (810)
-MUD PATH 8767 7 4 0 52 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-THE SAFETY DANCE 8700 8 4 0 51 80'S DISCO (810)
-LACKEY 8760 5 5 0 50 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-DUMBLEGORE 8492 7 7 1 48 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 6 4 0 47 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 6 10 0 45 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ALIISZA 8871 8 12 1 44 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 6 5 0 43 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-RUMP ROAST 9066 8 5 2 41 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-KELLANTH 3410 9 7 0 39 ROYAL COMATENTS (301)
ARMENIUS 9159 7 7 0 39 WHITE WOLVES (832)
DIONEXUS 9157 6 8 0 38 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-RON WE SLAY 8494 8 6 1 37 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 8 13 0 37 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-HACKER 9156 5 4 0 37 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
GLADIUS 8873 7 15 0 36 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
ACE MERRILL 9319 5 2 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RASP 3353 7 11 0 32 ROYAL COMATENTS (301)
-BRAINS 9296 5 4 0 32 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 4 3 0 31 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HELLYEAH 9347 2 1 1 28 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
DISTURBED 9350 2 1 0 28 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
MARATHON MAN 9313 6 2 0 27 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-THAT'S POKER 9262 4 3 0 26 BAD BEATS (791)
MADCAP 9306 4 6 2 25 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COW PIE 9281 1 0 1 23 SHEWISH DINER (806)
JACKYL 9349 2 1 0 22 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-HYPER AGGRESSIVE 9261 3 2 1 21 BAD BEATS (791)
-BEN HURT 4150 3 1 0 20 ROYAL COMATENTS (301)
-TROUBLE 4151 2 2 0 20 ROYAL COMATENTS (301)
SLIPKNOT 9348 2 1 0 19 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
BELISARIUS 9302 4 4 0 18 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LITTLE BOY 8548 1 0 0 17 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
PARADIGM 9018 3 7 0 16 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-RAZORCLAW 9363 1 0 0 12 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 2 3 0 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-STOOGE 9259 2 2 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DING DONG 9342 1 1 0 8 LAND OF OZ (217)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 1 1 0 8 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
AMARANTHE 9346 0 3 0 3 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO 9351 0 3 0 3 80'S DISCO (810)
TELLIUS 9373 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RELAX 8706 10 9 0 80'S DISCO 810 STYLE CHANGER 9162 386
SEX (I'M A) 8704 10 4 0 80'S DISCO 810 STYLE CHANGER 9162 387
TERMITES 9374 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 ZORSEA 388 NONE
JOLLY GREEN 9255 2 2 0 BIG IDEA 32 COW PIE 9281 386
NEWB 8547 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 388 NONE
NEWB 8545 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 IC TASKMASTER 388 NONE
PRETTY THING 8546 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 IC TASKMASTER 388 NONE
SCAPE GOAT 8549 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 SPIRIT 388 NONE
LYRIC TENOR 9104 5 5 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48 ALIISZA 8871 388
DUD 9372 0 1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813 MASTER KELLOGG 388 NONE
CAPTAIN RONDO 9205 8 7 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 WHIPPED CREAM 8768 388
CRASSUS 9357 1 1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 MADCAP 9306 388
LYCURGUS 9356 0 1 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 HELLYEAH 9347 386
PERSONAL ADS
Congrats to Duelmaster Jack B. Quick. -- Oz The A;; Praising
Viking Vampire, so we meet again. We have to do this more often. I greatly enjoy the
wins. -- Humbug
Fruit Cup, I wanted some and you tasted good. -- Munchkin
Madcap, perhaps my cap is madder than yours, eh? -- Brains
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Theological
Oz -- That totally makes sense. So, if Caitlyn Denner paid to change the name of
North Fork, why is 47 back under the North Fork name? -- Scorpio
Tell Green Eyes I said she has very pretty eyes. -- Scorpio
Bad Beats -- The beat goes on! -- Elucidator
A man live on. -- Valha Margoulis
North Fork Arena -- apologies for missing last month's contests! Wishing you all the
best in health, prosperity and victory in teh arena in 2018! -- White Wolves
Brains -- Thank you for your words of praise! Good luck on teh sands! -- Armenius
Madcap -- You almost had me! I think you learned more from our meeting than I did! --
Dionexus
Amarnthe -- How on earth did I win that? -- Crassus
Black Chaos -- That was well fought! I still have the bruises! -- Armenius
Day Seizer -- I will raise a cup of wine in your memory! -- Bellisarius
Hell Yeah -- You will be going to hell! Yeah! Lycurgus will be avenged! -- White
Wolves
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PRETTY THING was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DUD was dispatched by MASTER KELLOGG in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NEWB was murdered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SCAPE GOAT was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
NEWB was assassinated by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
TERMITES was barely slain by ZORSEA in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
BELISARIUS was overpowered by HELLYEAH in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
JACK B. QUICK viciously subdued BULLY in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
STYLE CHANGER lost to GRANULO in a 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
ARMENIUS was defeated by A DLEGG in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
QUEEN LATIFAH was defeated by AMIINANY DANGER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RETURN OF THE KING was beaten by SLUSH PUPPY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
LYRIC TENOR was savagely slain by ALIISZA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DIONEXUS outlasted P-NUT FIREBEARD in a unpopular 7 minute Challenge competition.
GLADIUS viciously subdued LITTLE VARIOUS in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
MARATHON MAN handily defeated AMARANTHE in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DISTURBED overpowered PARADIGM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CRASSUS was easily killed by MADCAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BLINDING MAN viciously subdued MUNCHKIN in a exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's brawl.
HUMBUG luckily beat DATABASE EDITOR in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
HAWKINS viciously subdued POUTINE in a popular 2 minute gory master's competition.
KANSAS was vanquished by FRUIT CUP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WHIPPED CREAM easily killed CAPTAIN RONDO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VARS FOLLEY bested HEADLESS NICK in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BLACK CHAOS overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ACE MERRILL beat SLIPKNOT in a 1 minute fight.
JACKYL vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE BOY demolished TELLIUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 24 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 32 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 44 - 4 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 21 - 22 - 0 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 36 - 2 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 60 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 38 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
Turn 388 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BLINDING MAN 8417 19 15 0 133 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BASHING ATTACK HUMBUG 8655 13 9 2 108 LAND OF OZ (217)
SLASHING ATTACK WHIPPED CREAM 8768 14 11 1 95 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK DATABASE EDITOR 9079 13 7 2 95 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TOTAL PARRY MUNCHKIN 8432 18 14 0 94 LAND OF OZ (217)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL POUTINE 8769 13 12 1 68 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW RETURN OF THE KING 9124 6 4 0 47 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLINDING MAN 8417. The most popular warrior this
turn was GLADIUS 8873. The ten other most popular fighters were BLINDING MAN 8417,
JACK B. QUICK 8246, A DLEGG 9204, HAWKINS 8949, LYRIC TENOR 9104, DATABASE EDITOR
9079, DUD 9372, TERMITES 9374, HUMBUG 8655, and VARS FOLLEY 9025.
The least popular fighter this week was DIONEXUS 9157. The other ten least popular
fighters were P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874, MARATHON MAN 9313, TELLIUS 9373, SLIPKNOT 9348,
CAPTAIN RONDO 9205, KANSAS 9062, POUTINE 8769, CRASSUS 9357, PARADIGM 9018, and
BELISARIUS 9302.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BLINDING MAN (47-8417) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WARRIOR WIGHT (47-7978) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
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