DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2018    Duedate: 08/06/2018

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-394

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MUNCHKIN
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-8432) [24-14-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              JUDY SPRECKLES
                               MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
                               (47-9438) [3-0-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FRUIT CUP                      FRUIT CUP
FAST FOOD (724)                FAST FOOD (724)
(47-9024) [11-17-4,99]         (47-9024) [11-17-4,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WARRIORS OF OLD (844)       42
2. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)         32      LAND OF OZ (217)
3. REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)       28      Unchartered Team
4. A BOOR RENTS (842)          26
5. STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)      21      MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       11   4  0 73.3   1/ 3*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)      11  4 0
 2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         865 551 30 61.1   2/ 4 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      10  5 0
 3/16*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)      6   4  0 60.0   3/ 6 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     7  5 0
 4/ 4 BAD BEATS (791)           90  69  3 56.6   4/ 8*A BOOR RENTS (842)        7  6 1
 5/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         950 760 49 55.6   5/ 7 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       7  8 0
 6- 6 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     44  36  5 55.0   6/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)          6  4 0
 7/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    105  87 10 54.7   7/15*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)     6  4 0
 8/ 2*A BOOR RENTS (842)         7   6  1 53.8   8/11*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    6  6 1
 9/ 9 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   36  32  1 52.9   9- 9*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     5  5 2
10/ 8 DARQUE FORCES (396)      336 305 25 52.4  10/ 1 BAD BEATS (791)           5  6 1
11/10 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  32  31  1 50.8  11/14 FAST FOOD (724)           5  7 0
12-11*DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     10  10  3 50.0  12/16*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     5  7 0
13/12 FAST FOOD (724)          179 181 12 49.7  13/12*DARK PATH (845)           4 11 0
14/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      154 156  8 49.7  14/13 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3  7 0
15/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)     127 130 10 49.4  15/20 SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)   2  4 1
16/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      77  82  3 48.4  16/10 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  2  4 0
17/18*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)      6   7  0 46.2  17/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          2  6 0
18/15 WHITE WOLVES (832)        38  54  0 41.3  18/21 DARQUE FORCES (396)       2  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       53  87  3 37.9  19-18 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     1  2 1
20/19 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     30  55  0 35.3  20/22 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     1  2 0
21/21*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     6  16  1 27.3  21-19*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      1  3 0
22/20*DARK PATH (845)            4  11  0 26.7  22/17 BASH BROS PARK (766)      1  7 0
23-22*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)       3  16  0 15.8  23/ 0 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     O.K. The Turf War XI (Twixie) is now posted. Time for everyone to sign up. There 
is not really that much time left until the October start. In this column, I will keep 
you updated as to the entering teams and any other activity.
     So far, there are two teams "committed"

     A Skwerlmaster three-some (not yet registered, but six certs IN)
     A Mannequin three-some (not yet registered, no certs yet)

And:
     Scorpio, Manager of Sovereign, is looking for partners.

Good luck to all TWXI is going to be a great one.

                                          -- Oz, The Starter Coordinator

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Oh, boy. Oh, boy! I did it again! I am a repeat Duelmaster. I hope I can keep 
this up, but with all those fine and intimidating warriors in North Fork, I just 
wonder. Some of them are BIG, too!
     I am thinking I will go to the Face-To-Face in Arlington. I have never been 
there. I would also like to get my hands in that Turf Wa Thingee coming up shortly. 
Hopefully nobody dumps a house out of the sky on me before then.
     Well, anyway, here I am now. I guess you could challenge me and come after me. 
But it is perfectly o.k. if you decide not to do that. I have to admit I like easy 
fights. (wink) 
     Meanwhile, may the force be with you, and may you always have a pair of ruby red 
slippers at your bedside.

                                          -- Munchkin, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NORTH FORK!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Woof!  BAD BEATS were a 
bunch of dogs after MEMPHIS MAFIA got through with 'em!  10th ain't so sweet as 1st!  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  ROYAL FLUSH!  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  
Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  WARRIORS OF OLD is now 
ranked 7th with a 4-1-0 turn.  MEMPHIS MAFIA showed NORTH FORK what they were made of 
as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0.  What's with SIMON MAGUS?  He 
actually beat WEIRD ALCHEMY's DAS, and walked away with 18 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at A BOOR RENTS.  RAGING RODHAM lost 13 points to BA-SHEA.  
Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe RAGING RODHAM will provide more easy wins...  
See how the Duelmaster challenged FAST FOOD's FRUIT CUP?  That sort of initiative is 
how he got where he is now.  Try as he might, FRUIT CUP wasn't good enough at 
persuading MUNCHKIN to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice 
to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  NORTH 
FORK thinks THE SOVEREIGN and their 53-87-3 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  In my day, no team with a 51-84-3 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, WHITE WOLVES?  What do people see in RETURN OF THE KING?  Its 8-8-0?  
ROYAL FLUSH ain't talkin', but it's got 46 points.  Maybe WHITE WOLVES' BELISARIUS is 
one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, 
after challenging up 27 to RETURN OF THE KING.  RETURN OF THE KING must not been 
fighting well, cause it lost to BELISARIUS of WHITE WOLVES.  Sometimes you just have 
a bad day where things get, um, mixed up.  LORD OF BARKNESS didn't quite know what to 
make of a challenge he received from DUCHESSE V of A BOOR RENTS, who is 25 points 
below him.  DUCHESSE V perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she lost to LORD OF 
BARKNESS and ended up with 9 recognition points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if BUSTED 
ACES can return from the Dark Arena.  Who will dare fight 5 TURNS BLOODY, after he 
returned from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 1-1-1 is 33, and has he points) Is it 
my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUNCHKIN 8432                24  14  0   123       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANULO 8496                 21  14  0   123       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 FRUIT CUP 9024               11  17  4    99       FAST FOOD (724)
 CYCLONUS 8365                14   6  1    97       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 POUTINE 8769                 16  15  1    96       FAST FOOD (724)
 STYLE CHANGER 9162           12  11  2    92       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         12   8  0    90       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             20   8  0    81       FAST FOOD (724)
 SKYWARP 8063                 16  14  1    81       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         13  14  0    79       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          14   8  0    78       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493          9   5  1    78       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              13   6  0    77       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HENCHMAN 8756                 8   3  0    76       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           15  16  1    72       FAST FOOD (724)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872             13  16  0    72       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BOJ 8858                      8   5  1    71       SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
 VESPASIAN 4932               10   8  0    70       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-AMIINANY DANGER 8491         11   7  1    67       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADCAP 9306                   8   7  2    66       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-HEADLESS NICK 8776            7   6  1    66       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 KANSAS 9062                   9   8  0    64       LAND OF OZ (217)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-CRYING KID 8392               6   5  0    61       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BELISARIUS 9302               7   6  0    59       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LACKEY 8760                   6   5  0    58       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 THE PLAINSMAN 8873            9  19  0    52       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 GALLIENUS 4956                7   8  1    52       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124       8   8  0    46       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ACE MERRILL 9319              6   4  0    46       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038            9  13  0    45       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMENIUS 9159                 9  10  0    44       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 BRAINS 9296                   8   5  0    44       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ALIISZA 8871                  8  18  1    43       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 MARATHON MAN 9313            11   3  0    42       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 JUDY SPRECKLES 9438           3   0  0    38       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 6  13  0    35       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423         3   0  0    35       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 5 TURNS BLOODY 9419           1   1  1    33       A BOOR RENTS (842)
-LEAF 9384                     4   0  2    32       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341           6   5  0    31       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THAT'S POKER 9262             6   5  0    30       BAD BEATS (791)
 PARADIGM 9018                 6  10  0    28       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-LITTLE BOY 8548               2   1  0    25       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         4   4  0    24       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMON MAGUS 9432              2   1  0    22       DARK PATH (845)
 BASHITE 9403                  3   0  1    20       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 JIMMY KINGSLEY 9440           3   0  0    20       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 MIKE BEATON 9437              2   1  0    20       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 KING CHARLES 9451             2   0  0    20       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 WHEELDEBEAST 9444             2   0  0    20       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SLUG 9428                     2   0  0    20       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 BRUTUS 9380                   3   2  0    18       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-FEATHER 9386                  1   3  1    18       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 BA-SHEA 9092                  1   3  0    18       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 KING MUTT 9421                1   1  0    17       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-ADDICTION 9387                3   1  0    16       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-TENTENABULATION 9381          2   2  0    15       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ALRIC 9429                    2   0  0    13       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 KOHR 9430                     1   1  0    13       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 GAUSS 9427                    1   1  0    12       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 RAZORCLAW 9363                2   1  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-JACK E. KENNEDY 9406          2   0  0    11       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MARY SLACKER 9439             2   1  0    11       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-HAMMERHEAD 9383               1   3  0    10       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-WHIRLPOOL 9385                1   3  0    10       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
-BRONTES 9414                  1   0  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 WACKO JACKKO 9415             2   1  0     9       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 BASH'IT 9446                  2   0  0     9       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 DUCHESSE V 9417               2   1  0     9       A BOOR RENTS (842)
-STOOGE 9259                   2   2  0     8       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 MARIE LAVEAU 9436             2   1  0     8       DARK PATH (845)
 TELLIUS 9373                  1   5  0     8       WHITE WOLVES (832)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        1   1  0     8       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 DAS 9442                      2   1  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-POKER BRAT 9325               2   1  0     7       BAD BEATS (791)
 RAGING RODHAM 9416            1   2  0     7       A BOOR RENTS (842)
-ANNIE DUKE 9343               1   2  0     5       BAD BEATS (791)
 LINDA THOMPSON 9441           1   2  0     5       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 BASHIM 9074                   0   5  0     5       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 GLINDA 9434                   0   3  0     3       DARK PATH (845)
 PROSPERO 9433                 0   3  0     3       DARK PATH (845)
 SAER 9426                     0   2  0     2       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                0   2  0     2       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BASH 9073                     0   2  0     2       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-STEROPES 9411                 0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 MR. CROWLEY 9465              0   1  0     1       DARK PATH (845)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468       0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PARACLESUS 9418         1  1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842     SPIRIT                394  NONE
WRONG TURN 9456         0  1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   SPIRIT                394  NONE
THE NORTH FORKIA 9431   0  2 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  LEAF 9384             393   
ZORSEA                  0  0 0 DARK ARENA           5 TURNS BLOODY 9419   394  NONE
TIM 9435                0  2 0 DARK PATH 845        FEATHER 9386          393   
DEAD 9466               0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    IC ENFORCER           394  NONE
DEAD 2 9467             0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    NOT SO GENTLEBEN      394  NONE
SLUDGE 8470             9  5 1 DARQUE FORCES 396    HEADLESS NICK 8776    393   
PRINCE OF PURRRS 9424   0  2 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  BASHITE 9403          394   
BASHERE 9075            0  3 0 STEVEN'S BASHERS 827 LEAF 9384             390  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey, hey, hey, Munchkin again. We love our little Duelmaster! -- Oz The All Proud

Solomon, well met. -- Oz (lover of squirrels, indeed, all animals)

Allisza, wow, I won? I woulda thought you would kick my rump all over KU, and maybe 
even kill me? Rock Chalk, Jayhawk! -- Kansas (talking stuff even Dorothy didn't know)

Fruit Cup, I surely do like my fruit cup. -- Munchkin

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical

Aha! The Turf War rules are posted. Game on! Sign up! -- Oz The All-Overworked 
Moderator

We have all signed our salary (plus signing bonus) contracts to play in the same 
alliance. The alliance squad is yet unnamed, as we are waiting on the fan vote to 
determine such. The grouping will consist of:
    Mannequin, Second Bananas (Captain, because we need a killer captain.)
    Crip, Royal Flush
    Oz, Land Of Oz.
Our certs and squad name will be posted after the FTF. -- Mannequin, Crip, and Oz

Gauss -- Cher, you need some help carrying that weapon? -- Marie Laveau

Feather -- He appeared tougher than that. Still, that was a bit unnecessary, don't you 
think? -- Solomon, Master of Squirrels

That's Poker -- I figured that would be the outcome when I made the challenge, but you 
could have taught me more. -- Simon Magus

Bahsite -- I told my manager that strategy was doo doo. He wouldn't listen. -- 
Prospero

Annie Duke -- Hahaha, I should have used a flyswatter. That's what your blows felt 
like to me, anyway. Would have made it a better fight. -- Jimmy Kingsley
P.S. Hope your hospital bill ain't too bad.
P.S.S. No I don't. Don't care much if they are.

Whirlpool -- Does the name come from the swirlies you received in school. Your manager 
should go ahead and flush you. -- Mike Beaton

All -- 4-1 suckers! Thank you. Thank you very much. -- Hounddog, MGR. Memphis Mafia

Gallienus -- A formidable opponent, I salute you! -- Armenius

Slug -- Your manager named you well!  But I now have more respect for slugs!  Good 
luck in the arena! -- Tellius

Paradigm -- My brother Belisarius was right, you are a big softy inside that 
chainmail!  Care for a rematch? -- Brutus

Judy Spreckles -- The first time I meet a lady on the sands that I admire and she 
slashes my face an spoils my good looks! -- Dionexus

Kelgg Hall -- Another hatchet job!  You should team up with madcap against the rest of 
North Fork!  You guys can sure slice and dice. -- Belisarius

I am happy to announce that the TWX Champion Aliance, the Inner Circle, will be 
returning to defend their title in TWXI!  I will once again serve as the alliance 
captain and will be entering with my SPECTRAL STEEL team.  Var and Spirit will also 
return and will announce their teams shortly. -- Dameon Darkheart

All -- I will be participating in the upcoming Turn War in the Inner Circle alliance. 
My team is 'Say What?' -- Spirit

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUSTED ACES viciously butchered ZORSEA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
5 TURNS BLOODY murdered ZORSEA in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
PARACLESUS was slaughtered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD was assassinated by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WRONG TURN was murdered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DEAD 2 was slaughtered by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUNCHKIN unbelievably bested FRUIT CUP in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title match.
SKYWARP was viciously subdued by POUTINE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
KLEGG HAII vanquished WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BELISARIUS vanquished RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
QUEEN LATIFAH was overpowered by MADCAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JUDY SPRECKLES outlasted DIONEXUS in a 7 minute Challenge match.
BRUTUS was handily defeated by BRAINS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DUCHESSE V was viciously subdued by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
BASH was overpowered by WHEELDEBEAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SIMON MAGUS devastated DAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARIE LAVEAU was beaten by LITTLE VARIOUS in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
STYLE CHANGER was overpowered by GRANULO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
P-NUT FIREBEARD beat VESPASIAN in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
SLUSH PUPPY unbelievably bested KANSAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory competition.
BLACK CHAOS was overpowered by CYCLONUS in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BOJ vanquished ALIISZA in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
THE PLAINSMAN overpowered LEGIONNAIRE LICH in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
LACKEY defeated ARMENIUS in a popular 2 minute duel.
GALLIENUS defeated PARADIGM in a action packed 1 minute brutal match.
MARATHON MAN unbelievably bested THAT'S POKER in a popular 5 minute fray.
TELLIUS slimly lost to ALRIC in a 3 minute bloody bout.
RAGING RODHAM lost to BA-SHEA in a 1 minute novice's bout.
WACKO JACKKO luckily beat SHEIK TZU in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BASHITE savagely slew PRINCE OF PURRRSHA in a popular 1 minute gory novice's match.
KING MUTT beat LINDA THOMPSON in a action packed 3 minute novice's bout.
RAZORCLAW was luckily beaten by SLUG in a 2 minute gory beginner's contest.
SAER was bested by BASH'IT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's battle.
GAUSS overpowered GLINDA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
KOHR demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PROSPERO was outwaited by MARY SLACKER in a crowd boring 14 minute gory novice's bout.
BASHIM was viciously subdued by MIKE BEATON in a 3 minute amateur's match.
JIMMY KINGSLEY overpowered MR. CROWLEY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
KING CHARLES vanquished ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  32 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  28 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  49 -  6      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  38 -  4      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  41 -  3      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  57 -  5      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 394 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MUNCHKIN 8432              24  14  0  123 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK   GRANULO 8496               21  14  0  123 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
AIMED BLOW       CYCLONUS 8365              14   6  1   97 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WALL OF STEEL    POUTINE 8769               16  15  1   96 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK  STYLE CHANGER 9162         12  11  2   92 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
SLASHING ATTACK  SKYWARP 8063               16  14  1   81 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   VESPASIAN 4932             10   8  0   70 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FRUIT CUP 9024.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FRUIT CUP 9024.  The ten other most popular fighters were KANSAS 9062, THAT'S 
POKER 9262, MIKE BEATON 9437, LORD OF BARKNESS 9423, VESPASIAN 4932, LACKEY 8760, 
KING MUTT 9421, GALLIENUS 4956, SAER 9426, and MUNCHKIN 8432.

The least popular fighter this week was MARY SLACKER 9439.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIONEXUS 9157, MARIE LAVEAU 9436, DEAD 9466, ENVY OF NORTH FORK 
9468, MR. CROWLEY 9465, PROSPERO 9433, BASH'IT 9446, LINDA THOMPSON 9441, RAGING 
RODHAM 9416, and ARMENIUS 9159.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CYCLONUS (47-8365) DARQUE FORCES (396)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BUSTED ACES (47-8580) BAD BEATS (791)