DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/02/2018 Duedate: 10/29/2018
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-397
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MUNCHKIN
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-8432) [27-14-0,145]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MUNCHKIN LORD OF BARKNESS
LAND OF OZ (217) REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
(47-8432) [27-14-0,145] (47-9423) [6-0-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FRUIT CUP FRUIT CUP
FAST FOOD (724) FAST FOOD (724)
(47-9024) [12-19-4,101] (47-9024) [12-19-4,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 6 (853) 81
2. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 57EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 49 Unchartered Team
4. RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 49
5. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 48 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 109 57 6 65.7 1/ 2 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 12 3 2
2/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 877 554 30 61.3 2/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217) 12 3 0
3/ 2 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 31 20 1 60.8 3/ 4 FRAYED SANITY (799) 10 5 1
4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 141 92 7 60.5 4/ 3 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 10 5 0
5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 333 231 37 59.0 5/10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 8 7 0
6- 6 SHEWISH DINER (806) 126 89 12 58.6 6/ 5*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 8 7 0
7- 7 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 30 22 1 57.7 7/ 6 FAST FOOD (724) 7 7 1
8/ 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 117 90 12 56.5 8/ 0*FLOATING PAST (854) 7 8 1
9- 8*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 14 11 0 56.0 9/ 9 WHITE WOLVES (832) 7 8 0
10-10 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 58 46 5 55.8 10/24 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 5 3 1
11/13 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 49 39 6 55.7 11/20 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 5 3 0
12-11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 955 765 49 55.5 12/22 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 4 3
13-14 DARQUE FORCES (396) 338 311 25 52.1 13-13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 5 5 0
14/ 0 F IS FOR FROG (852) 58 57 2 50.4 14/ 7*A BOOR RENTS (842) 5 9 1
15/22*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 14 14 0 50.0 15/14 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 5 10 2
16/ 0*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 3 3 0 50.0 16/ 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 4 1 0
17/16 FAST FOOD (724) 186 188 13 49.7 17-16 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 3 2 0
18/ 0 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 55 56 1 49.5 18/ 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 36 37 2 49.3 19/30 LES TURFISTES (727) 3 3 1
20/15 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 34 35 1 49.3 20/ 0*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 3 3 0
21/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 157 165 8 48.8 21- 8*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 3 7 0
22-18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 78 82 3 48.8 22/11 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 3 9 0
23/19 BASH BROS PARK (766) 127 136 10 48.3 23-19*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 2 1 0
24/21 FRAYED SANITY (799) 62 67 4 48.1 24-21 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 2 3 0
25/ 0*FLOATING PAST (854) 7 8 1 46.7 25/ 0 F IS FOR FROG (852) 2 3 0
26-23*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 7 8 0 46.7 26/17 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 2 4 0
27/ 0 EASTERN HORDE (849) 18 21 2 46.2 27-18 DARQUE FORCES (396) 2 6 0
28-24 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 14 17 3 45.2 28-23 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 1 0 0
29/12*A BOOR RENTS (842) 12 15 2 44.4 29/31 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 1 0
30/26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 71 94 6 43.0 30/ 0 EASTERN HORDE (849) 1 1 0
31/25 WHITE WOLVES (832) 45 62 0 42.1 31-26 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 1 4 0
32/27 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 58 97 5 37.4 32-12*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 1 4 0
33-28 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 30 57 0 34.5 33/27*DARK PATH (845) 0 14 0
34/ 0 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 28 60 2 31.8 34/28 BASH BROS PARK (766) 0 6 0
35-30*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 5 17 0 22.7 35-25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 0 2 0
36/31*DARK PATH (845) 4 25 0 13.8 36-29 SHEWISH DINER (806) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TWIXIE TWXI TWIXIE
STATUS as of 9-7-17
With but one turn to post before the TW starts.
----------COMPLETELY REGISTERED-----------
Mannequin's Team -- registered -- (need Team name)
Mannequin -- 2nd Bananas, Oz -- Land Of Oz, Crip -- Royal Flush
Dameon Darkhart's Team INNER CIRLE -- registered
DD -- Spectral Steel, Spirit -- Spirit's Realm, Chosen One -- A'merkin Injuns
Gentleben's Team REIGNING DEATHLY HORDE ALLIANCE -- registered
Gentleben -- Reignncatsndogs, MrM -- Eastern Horde, Blackheart -- Deathly Hallows
Den's Team DATABASE EDITORS -- registered
Den -- Big Lake Groove, Deeders -- Star Prairie, Philthy Phil -- frayed Sanity
----------INCOMPLETE REGISTRATION----------
Skwerlmaster's Team -- incomplete -- registration incomplete, players
unknown, but certs done
Vlad's Team TEABAG 2; ELECTRIC BOOGALOO -- incomplete -- (need Riff Raff
confirm and certs)
Vlad -- F Is For Frog, Jerman -- Weird Students, Riff Raff -- Yuppie Horde
Floyd's Team -- Floyd, tDO, Howlin Wolf; registration incomplete, but
all certs done
Floyd -- El Camino: Hot Sauce, Howlin Wolf -- ?, tDO -- ?
Darque's Team incomplete with most certs in
Master Darque, Madwand, Bubbaganoosh -- ? registration incomplete
Assur's Team 2ND PLACE OR BUST -- registration incomplete (some certs
and some declarations in)
Assur -- ?, OAB -- Shewish Diner, Kharadmon -- ?
----------LOOKING FOR A TEAM----------
Scorpio of Sovereign is asking/advertising for teammates.
----------CERTS RECEIVED----------
Specifically, here are the certs currently received:
Mannequin (2)
Crip (2)
Oz (2)
The whole Skwerlmaster team (6)
Spirit (2)
Vlad (2)
Master Darque (2)
Spirit (2)
Les Turfistes (2)
La Guillotine (2)
Floyd (2)
tDO (2)
Howlin Wolf (2)
Blackheart (2)
Madwand (2)
Jerman (2)
Dameon Darkheart (2)
Chosen One (2)
Gentleben (2)
Den (2)
Deeders (2)
Philthy Phil (2)
Garbage Pail Kids (2)
OAB (2)
Assur (2)
Mr M (2)
TWXI STARTS NEXT TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Coordinator Oz (for Oz, Assur, and Master Darque)
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The Wheels of Fate spin constantly, assisted by countless gears, levers, pulleys,
thingamajigs and whats-its. It is an infinitely complex machine designed not to punish
the wicked or lift up the righteous. No, this machine is designed for a singular
purpose.
You see, sometimes the perfect warrior recruit dies in his first fight. So much
promise lost and we cannot know why. Sometimes, though, a recruit shows up looking as
average as a recruit can, appearing destined for the Dark Arena. Yet, against all
odds, he thrives in the arena, earning himself immortality. Some call this "knack",
but it is not. No, this is fate, destiny, whatever one chooses to call it, but we
must marvel at its labyrinthine design, for it's sole purpose is to roll the dice.
I present to you the Rube Goldberg Machine, a Turf Wars alliance powered by the
cogs of A Bore Rent (manager Frith), Memphis Mafia (manager Hounddog), and Dark Path
(manager Solomon, a.k.a. Master of the Squirrels).
This team is poised to do small things in grandiose fashion.
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH
FORK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We now
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BIG LAKE GROOVE now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. Take a look at DEATHLY HALLOWS' act, as
they have a 4-1-1 week and gain 14 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LES TURFISTES, who swept
up 11 places in the ranks. Suffering under a 1-3-0 record and dropping from 11th to
22nd place were the WEIRD ALCHEMY. Keep trying! It looks like the guys(?) at
A'MERKIN INJUNS had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 11th place. I
guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for FELANAHDRA, who flew up 55 points
in the rankings after mashing THULSA DOOM like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal.
And falling like a basher in the top ten was RAGING RODHAM, who dropped 20 points
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with CRAZY BIG DOG. Well here's a
duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! MUNCHKIN made a challenge
against FRUIT CUP this week. Well, everybody's pal MUNCHKIN moved his record to
27-14-0 by defeating FRUIT CUP in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6
recognition points. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger
halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BIG LAKE GROOVE? Big bad BIG
LAKE GROOVE. Big bad BIG LAKE GROOVE. NORTH FORK's afraid of the big bad BIG LAKE
GROOVE. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: BIG LAKE
GROOVE + Weapons That go Boom = LAND OF OZ + Avoid City. And who is this ALIISZA you
ask, with 49 points and a 9-20-2 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Challenging
down 42 points was STYLE CHANGER. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling
'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty: STYLE CHANGER defeated
KLEGG HAII, a mismatch of 42 points.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new
warrior in the arena. No no! INDOMINUS REX, a mere girl, was slain by GOB BLUTH
this turn. For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed GRANULO by the
ear and took him away to a place where he won't need a coat. Proving again that
NORTH FORK is not rated G, HARRY SLAUGHTER of the DEATHLY HALLOWS slew the warrior
VESPASIAN in a rather bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. Congrats to BRUTUS
for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding ALIISZA a bit
of dirt). Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter
problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the NORTH FORK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUNCHKIN 8432 27 14 0 145 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POUTINE 8769 18 16 2 125 FAST FOOD (724)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 19 14 2 107 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
EAT IT RAW 7996 13 9 1 104 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 10 5 2 103 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 13 7 0 102 LES TURFISTES (727)
FRUIT CUP 9024 12 19 4 101 FAST FOOD (724)
-A TAD AGGRESSIVE 9599 8 1 0 100 F IS FOR FROG (852)
GHOST PEPPER 8722 17 2 0 91 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-HAWKINS 8949 12 7 0 91 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SKYWARP 8063 17 14 1 90 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 12 8 0 90 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 9 6 1 89 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 18 16 1 88 FAST FOOD (724)
THE WORD 9590 10 3 0 85 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 21 10 0 84 FAST FOOD (724)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 19 7 0 84 FRAYED SANITY (799)
MADCAP 9306 9 9 2 81 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-VARS FOLLEY 9025 11 5 3 80 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KIND KOHL 8616 8 3 0 79 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 14 8 0 78 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BEAST MODE 9489 11 4 0 78 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
VALAC 8819 9 6 0 78 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
-HENCHMAN 8756 8 3 0 76 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-GHOST 9609 13 13 1 70 F IS FOR FROG (852)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 14 18 0 69 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
KLEGG HAII 9204 13 9 0 69 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SRIRACHA 9042 10 9 1 69 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
DARWIN 9603 11 10 0 68 F IS FOR FROG (852)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 11 8 1 67 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOC MCSWIFT 9505 7 5 1 66 EASTERN HORDE (849)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 13 7 0 65 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-RETURN OF THE KING 9124 10 8 0 65 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 10 9 1 63 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 9 11 1 63 SHEWISH DINER (806)
EN FEUGO 9072 8 5 1 63 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 6 0 0 63 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BRAINS 9296 10 6 0 62 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 13 10 0 61 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
LE GRELE 8252 10 8 1 61 LES TURFISTES (727)
-CRYING KID 8392 6 5 0 61 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-AGENT 99 8694 8 2 1 60 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-ACE MERRILL 9319 7 5 0 59 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-DRINKING DRUNK 8617 6 5 0 59 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
GALLIENUS 4956 8 10 1 57 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
TIGER BLOOD 9485 8 5 1 57 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 13 17 0 56 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-BARNEY STINSON 8307 9 9 1 56 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BRUTUS 9380 6 2 0 55 WHITE WOLVES (832)
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 2 1 1 55 FLOATING PAST (854)
FELANAHDRA 9617 1 0 0 55 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
MARATHON MAN 9313 13 4 0 54 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
KANSAS 9062 10 10 0 54 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
ARMENIUS 9159 11 11 0 53 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SEABLOOM 8527 9 17 0 52 FRAYED SANITY (799)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 10 21 0 51 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
BLAZE 9560 4 0 1 51 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
PARADIGM 9018 8 11 1 50 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
ALIISZA 8871 9 20 2 49 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-LACKEY 8760 6 7 0 48 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 4 4 0 47 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 9 8 0 45 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 9 15 0 42 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PASB 9493 5 4 1 42 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-JHAN BOY 9494 3 0 0 42 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-RUMP ROAST 9066 8 5 2 41 SHEWISH DINER (806)
OCTOGAB 8382 8 4 0 40 LES TURFISTES (727)
DIONEXUS 9157 7 15 0 40 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-DESPERO 8848 4 6 0 40 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 9 5 1 39 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
QUADLING 9445 3 0 0 39 LAND OF OZ (217)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 3 3 0 33 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSCAR MAIER 9365 2 1 0 32 FRAYED SANITY (799)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 2 4 1 31 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-HACKER 9156 5 5 0 30 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-SLIM SHADY 9511 2 0 1 30 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
GOB BLUTH 9478 2 1 2 28 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-JUMPING JOE 8994 3 5 0 26 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
5 TURNS BLOODY 9419 1 4 1 26 A BOOR RENTS (842)
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 4 2 0 25 FRAYED SANITY (799)
KING CHARLES 9451 4 1 0 25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 3 0 0 25 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LITTLE BOY 8548 2 1 0 25 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 4 4 0 24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BLAMM! 9545 2 1 0 24 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
KYLO REN 9482 2 1 0 24 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
3=4 9105 3 2 1 23 LES TURFISTES (727)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 2 2 0 23 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
-BRONTES 9414 2 0 0 23 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-COW PIE 9281 1 0 1 23 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-SLUG 9428 3 0 0 22 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 3 1 0 21 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 2 0 0 20 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-MARY SLACKER 9439 4 1 0 19 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-GOLFO DULCE 9596 1 0 0 19 F IS FOR FROG (852)
RADINSMELL 9404 3 0 1 18 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-TENTENABULATION 9381 3 3 0 18 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
GRADY 9479 2 1 0 18 SECOND BANANAS (573)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 2 1 0 18 FLOATING PAST (854)
-STEROPES 9411 1 1 0 18 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-LEAP FROG 9595 2 1 0 17 F IS FOR FROG (852)
-BAD BETTY 9284 1 0 0 17 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
-NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 1 0 0 17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SIMON MAGUS 9432 2 3 0 16 DARK PATH (845)
-TIRED TEDDY 9051 2 4 1 15 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
BOOYAH 9542 0 1 0 15 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 4 2 0 14 A BOOR RENTS (842)
HILLARY 9534 1 1 1 14 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-JUDY SPRECKLES 9438 3 2 0 13 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
THE CHAMPION 9401 2 1 1 13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
TELLIUS 9373 2 7 0 13 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-LOST ONE 9512 1 0 0 13 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
KING MUTT 9421 3 2 0 11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
RAGING RODHAM 9416 2 4 1 11 A BOOR RENTS (842)
SHEIK TZU 9452 1 4 0 11 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CELEDOM 9616 1 0 0 11 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-ARCEE 9529 1 0 0 11 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 2 4 0 10 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-ALFRED 9536 1 0 0 10 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-ALRIC 9429 2 1 0 9 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
LEOD 9614 0 1 0 9 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
BLAH 7 9498 0 1 0 9 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-STOOGE 9259 2 2 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-ZOZO 9132 1 2 0 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
MR COSMOS 9538 1 0 0 8 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 1 2 0 8 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 1 1 0 8 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-DAS 9442 2 1 0 7 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BURNING MAN 9481 2 1 0 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
SEVERUS NAPE 9524 1 1 0 7 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-LINDA THOMPSON 9441 1 4 0 7 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
15 WAYS 9626 1 2 0 6 FLOATING PAST (854)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 1 1 0 6 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROSPERO 9433 0 6 0 6 DARK PATH (845)
-GAUSS 9427 1 2 0 5 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-KOHR 9430 1 2 0 5 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 1 2 0 5 FLOATING PAST (854)
LYN 9613 1 0 0 5 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
JHANDICE 9496 1 0 0 5 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-GLEASON 9277 0 1 0 5 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-TOBIR NUTS 9370 0 1 0 5 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
LOST SHIP 9621 1 0 0 4 FLOATING PAST (854)
-SAER 9426 0 3 0 3 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
BAZINGA 9540 0 1 0 1 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
CARISSIMUS 9619 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
DANE 9615 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-PUKE 9507 0 1 0 1 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-KUPP 9531 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SON OF SPAM 9592 0 1 0 1 A BOOR RENTS (842)
THULSA DOOM 9593 0 1 0 1 DARK PATH (845)
-SPOOK 9533 0 1 0 1 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591 0 1 0 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-IRONHIDE 9532 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 HILLARY 9534 397 NONE
PIGS 9477 1 1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 RADINSMELL 9404 397
BACTERIA INFECTI 9628 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 AA DESERTER 397 NONE
CHEMICAL SPILL 9627 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 AVATAR OF DARKHE 397 NONE
THE NORTH FORKIA 9431 0 2 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 LEAF 9384 393 NONE
MARIE LAVEAU 9436 2 4 0 DARK PATH 845 IC ENFORCER 397 NONE
MR. CROWLEY 9465 0 4 0 DARK PATH 845 3=4 9105 397
TIM 9435 0 2 0 DARK PATH 845 FEATHER 9386 393 NONE
SLUDGE 8470 9 5 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 HEADLESS NICK 8776 393 NOT REVENGED
ROTTEN MEAT 9629 0 1 0 FAST FOOD 724 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 397 NONE
HURLEUR 9537 0 1 0 LES TURFISTES 727 IC ENFORCER 397 NONE
JIMMY KINGSLEY 9440 4 1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 PARADIGM 9018 396
MIKE BEATON 9437 2 3 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 GOB BLUTH 9478 396
PHARAOH HOUND 9492 0 2 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 396
PRINCE OF PURRRS 9424 0 2 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 BASHITE 9403 394
GRANULO 8496 21 17 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 POUTINE 8769 397
WHEELDEBEAST 9444 3 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 RAGING RODHAM 9416 396
BELISARIUS 9302 7 8 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 ALIISZA 8871 396 JUST REVENGED
VESPASIAN 4932 11 10 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPI 541 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 397
INDOMINUS REX 9483 2 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 GOB BLUTH 9478 397
PERSONAL ADS
Late ads from last cycle....
To ensure that all is ok with the registrar, my team is Bash Bros Park (captaining the
alliance "Second Place or Bust" with OAB and Kharadmon). I did not say my team name
last turn. -- Assur
Queen Latifah -- Look to your arms and try wearing some armour next time! You still
managed to give me a good mauling nevertheless! Until next time...! -- Armenius
Judy Spreckles -- I miss you! -- Dionexus
Envy of North Fork -- I was impressed with your fighting skills and your skill learns!
My brothers and I will watch your career with interest. -- Tellius
Return of the King -- Trying a new weapon and strategy was ill timed when I met you!
Well fought and an honourable opponent too! -- Dionexus
Sriracha -- That hurt! -- Belisarims
Paradigm -- I hope your wounds heal well, thank you for the skills training! -- Brutus
Oz -- I formally announce the DuMB Duellers as entrants into the Turf War. Our squad
will consist of myself and my Darque Forces team; Madwand and his Fast Food; and
Bubbaganoosh managing Bubba's Clam Shack. -- Master Darque, squad leader
All -- I announce my entrance into upcoming Turf War as part of DuMB Duellers, I will
be managing Darque Forces. -- Master Darque
I surely hope Den hasn't killed off The Consortium. If he goes, I The Mighty Wizard
Oz, or Fandil The Wise Wizard will have to bring him back. Such an effort. -- Oz The
All Concerned, sorta)
OK; ok; enough of these 4-1's pre-TW. Gotta save 'em! -- Oz The All Strategizing
Murdering Spectre, I'm glad I didn't. A win is good enough for me. -- China Princess
King Charles, your bark is worse than your bite! -- Quadling
Lord Of Barkness, I think you have more brains than I do. You wouldn't have made a
stupid challenge like that. -- Brains
Hacker, not in MY territory, Big Guy! -- Kansas
Fruit Cup, you are my go-to snack. -- Munchkin
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Hey, hey! Getting some sign up action for TWXI! Only one turn left before START! -- Oz
(for The Underpaid Coordinators.)
Back from retirement I will contribute to the unstoppable alliance BAP with my team
Les Turfistes. -- Le Pentarque, still around.
ALL -- Let it be known to all in North Fork that the BAP team -- we're simply the BAPs
-- comprised of LE PENTARQUE (team LES TURFISTES), KHISANTH (team RUBBER SOUL 6) and
I, La Guillotine, manager of the stable WEIRD ALCHEMY and team captain, hereby
officially announce our participation in the upcoming Turf War XI.
North Fork -- My team, F Is For Frog, will be joining TEABAG 2:Electric Boogaloo in
the upcoming Turf War -- Vlad
Rubber Soul 6, led by myself, Khisanth, will be joining the BAP alliance along with Le
Pentarque and La Guillotine for the upcoming turf wars. La Guillotine will be our
captain...
All -- I, Howlin' Wolf, am announcing myself as captain of the alliance Arcane
Mercenaries, consisting of Floyd (El Camino:Hot Sauce), The Dark One (Satan's Minions),
and myself (Floating Past). -- Howlin' Wolf
All -- I, The Dark One, am joining the alliance Arcane Mercenaries with Floyd and
Howlin' Wolf. My team is Satan's Minions. -- TDO
Yuppie Horde of Trump Gladiatorial Enterprises announces its allegiance to Jerman,
Vlad and the Once and Future Alliance known as TEABAG! We also announce our
participation in the contest known as Turf Wars. And our affinity for the County Fair
treat known as fried snickers. That is all. -- Riff-Raff, Mgr Yuppie Horde
To whom it my concern... WRATHMEN 6, managed by Kharadmon, will be participating in
the TW as the third member of SECOND PLACE or BUST alliance. My certificates may have
been sent in under my former team Garbage Pail Kids...sorry for any confusion. --
Kharadmon
I've entered my team into the Turf War: Bubba's Clam Shack. We are fighting for our
DuMB Duelers alliance. Good luck, suckers... -- Bubba
ALL -- Let it be known that I, Madwand, Manager of Fast Food will be participating in
the upcoming Turf War. I will join alongside Darque and Bubba to form DuMB.
Rubber Soul 6 led by Khisanth, will be joining the BAP Alliance along with Le
Pentarque and La Guillotine for the upcoming Turf Wars. La Guillotine will be our
Captain.
Aliisza -- We are coming for you! Belisarius will be avenged! -- White Wolves
Lackey -- Best out of three? -- Armenius
Simon Magus -- How is the arm healing? -- Brutus
Queen Latifah -- Try wearing some armour next time! -- Dionexus
Envy of North Fork -- A worthy opponent! Thank you for helping me end my losing
streak! -- Tellius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARIE LAVEAU was dealt death by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BACTERIA INFECTION was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HURLEUR was killed by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
CHEMICAL SPILL was murdered by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROTTEN MEAT was butchered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BRUTUS savagely defeated ALIISZA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
MUNCHKIN unbelievably bested FRUIT CUP in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
STYLE CHANGER handily defeated KLEGG HAII in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MADCAP was unbelievably bested by GHOST PEPPER in a popular 7 minute Challenge duel.
AMIINANY DANGER lost to VALAC in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ARMENIUS was overcome by BLACK CHAOS in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
MARATHON MAN bested MUY CALIENTE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge conflict.
KANSAS was subdued by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SEABLOOM was devastated by CHALUPA BATMAN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was defeated by QUADLING in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
5 TURNS BLOODY was unbelievably bested by LITTLE VARIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PROSPERO was bested by SHEIK TZU in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK viciously subdued TELLIUS in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
CHINA PRINCESS beat SIMON MAGUS in a 1 minute gory novice's Challenge bout.
PIGS was put to death by RADINSMELL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GOB BLUTH barely slew INDOMINUS REX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SLUSH PUPPY was savagely defeated by LATE OR EARLY in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
BROCK TULGREN was viciously subdued by EAT IT RAW in a popular 2 minute master's fray.
GRANULO was savagely slain by POUTINE in a 2 minute brutal expert's fight.
NIMBLE FOX overpowered SRIRACHA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VESPASIAN was assassinated by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE WORD beat EN FEUGO in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BEAST MODE was narrowly defeated by HEADLESS NICK in a 4 minute veteran's fray.
DARWIN was beaten by WHIPPED CREAM in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
GALLIENUS slimly lost to TIGER BLOOD in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
CLAMTASTIC defeated UGLY BUCCANEER in a exciting 5 minute fight.
OCTOGAB was beaten by BEARDED FREAK in a 2 minute bout.
ANGRY CLAM was overcome by PARADIGM in a 2 minute bloody match.
DIONEXUS was viciously subdued by BLAZE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal fight.
LE GRELE demolished THE PLAINSMAN in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
BRAINS demolished P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KING MUTT was demolished by OSCAR MAIER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAGING RODHAM was overpowered by CRAZY BIG DOG in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE CHAMPION was handily defeated by WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WACKO JACKKO slimly lost to KYLO REN in a popular 3 minute match.
BLAMM! demolished JETTISONED JETSAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALKING THUNDER was devastated by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRADY outwaited BURNING MAN in a 7 minute novice's conflict.
MAD-DIE MOODY bested EMPEROR LHASA OOPS in a 6 minute amateur's match.
SEVERUS NAPE overcame BLAH 7 in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
HILLARY executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. CROWLEY was slain by 3=4 in a 2 minute novice's duel.
KING CHARLES overpowered 15 WAYS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LEGGING LAGAN overcame BOOYAH in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
LEOD was unbelievably bested by LOST SHIP in a exciting 7 minute novice's bout.
FELANAHDRA overpowered THULSA DOOM in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
CELEDOM handily defeated SON OF SPAM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DANE was savagely defeated by MR COSMOS in a popular 4 minute bloody amateur's battle.
CARISSIMUS was subdued by JHANDICE in a 5 minute amateur's battle.
LYN unbelievably bested BAZINGA in a action packed 4 minute bloody novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 10 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 40 - 3 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 55 - 49 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 LUNGING ATTACK 64 - 66 - 8 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 46 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 49 - 6 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 AIMED BLOW 22 - 32 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 37 - 64 - 6 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 6 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 11 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MUNCHKIN 8432 27 14 0 145 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL POUTINE 8769 18 16 2 125 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK NIMBLE FOX 8135 19 14 2 107 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
BASHING ATTACK EAT IT RAW 7996 13 9 1 104 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SLASHING ATTACK WHIPPED CREAM 8768 18 16 1 88 FAST FOOD (724)
AIMED BLOW THE WORD 9590 10 3 0 85 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DARWIN 9603 11 10 0 68 F IS FOR FROG (852)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK AMIINANY DANGER 8491 11 8 1 67 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE TIGER BLOOD 9485 8 5 1 57 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FRUIT CUP 9024. The most popular warrior this turn
was FRUIT CUP 9024. The ten other most popular fighters were MADCAP 9306, MUY
CALIENTE 9212, BLAZE 9560, ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468, BOOYAH 9542, LEOD 9614, BLACK
CHAOS 8872, LATE OR EARLY 8183, BEAST MODE 9489, and UGLY BUCCANEER 9623.
The least popular fighter this week was BURNING MAN 9481. The other ten least
popular fighters were EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591, LOST SHIP 9621, DIONEXUS 9157, LYN
9613, JHANDICE 9496, SON OF SPAM 9592, THULSA DOOM 9593, 15 WAYS 9626, MR. CROWLEY
9465, and BLAH 7 9498.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
STYLE CHANGER (47-9162) BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MASTER REAPER (84-16223) of DEVIL DOGS (2867)
YOU'RE NOT HIM (84-32911) of 115TH DREAM (5771)
MATT THE HAT (84-44616) of NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
15 PANCAKES (84-48889) of REVIEW (8406)
LINT (85-8426) of IT'S TEMPE XX (1536)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes