DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/30/2018 Duedate: 11/26/2018
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-398
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GHOST PEPPER
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
(47-8722) [18-2-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POUTINE FELANAHDRA
FAST FOOD (724) WRATHMEN 6 (853)
(47-8769) [19-16-2,134] (47-9617) [2-0-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FRUIT CUP BEAST MODE
FAST FOOD (724) YUPPIE HORDE (848)
(47-9024) [12-20-4,92] (47-9489) [11-5-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 74
2. BASH BROS PARK (766) 72EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. EASTERN HORDE (849) 57 Unchartered Team
4. A BOOR RENTS (842) 41
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 41 FLOATING PAST (854)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 113 58 6 66.1 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 880 556 30 61.3 2/ 8*FLOATING PAST (854) 10 5 0
3/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 143 95 7 60.1 3/ 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 9 6 1
4/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806) 130 90 12 59.1 4/ 5 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 8 7 0
5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 335 234 38 58.9 5/10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 7 3 1
6/ 7 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 33 24 1 57.9 6/16 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 7 3 0
7/ 3 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 32 24 1 57.1 7/12 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 4 4
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 119 93 12 56.1 8/11 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 7 5 0
9/11 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 52 41 6 55.9 9/ 3 FRAYED SANITY (799) 7 8 1
10-12 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 955 765 49 55.5 10/ 7 FAST FOOD (724) 7 8 1
11/10 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 60 49 5 55.0 11/ 6*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 7 8 0
12/25*FLOATING PAST (854) 11 9 1 55.0 12/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 7 8 0
13/16*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 6 5 0 54.5 13/18 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 6 4 0
14/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 342 312 26 52.3 14/20*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 6 5 0
15/18 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 58 58 1 50.0 15/15 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 6 9 2
16/27 EASTERN HORDE (849) 22 22 2 50.0 16/28 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 5 1 0
17/ 9*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 15 15 0 50.0 17/30 EASTERN HORDE (849) 5 2 0
18/ 0*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 10 10 1 50.0 18/27 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 4 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/22 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 82 83 3 49.7 19/19 LES TURFISTES (727) 5 5 1
20/17 FAST FOOD (724) 188 191 13 49.6 20/17 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 5 5 0
21-19 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 36 37 2 49.3 21- 9 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 5 0
22/14 F IS FOR FROG (852) 59 61 2 49.2 22/22 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 5 8 1
23/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 160 167 9 48.9 23/14*A BOOR RENTS (842) 5 10 3
24/20 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 34 36 1 48.6 24/36 SHEWISH DINER (806) 4 2 0
25/15*REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 16 17 0 48.5 25/35 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 4 2 0
26/23 BASH BROS PARK (766) 129 139 10 48.1 26/31 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 4 6 0
27/24 FRAYED SANITY (799) 64 70 4 47.8 27/24 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 4 6 0
28/28 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 16 20 3 44.4 28-23*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 2 1 0
29/29*A BOOR RENTS (842) 14 18 4 43.8 29/ 0*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 2 3 0
30/30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 73 96 6 43.2 30-13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 2 3 0
31-31 WHITE WOLVES (832) 45 62 0 42.1 31/25 F IS FOR FROG (852) 2 6 0
32/26*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 8 12 0 40.0 32/34 BASH BROS PARK (766) 2 7 0
33/33 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 34 58 0 37.0 33/21*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 2 8 0
34/32 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 59 101 5 36.9 34-29 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 1 0
35/34 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 31 62 2 33.3 35/32*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 1 4 0
36-35*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 5 17 0 22.7 36/26 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 1 4 0
37/36*DARK PATH (845) 5 29 0 14.7 37/33*DARK PATH (845) 1 14 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURF WAR Eleven (TWXI) 10-10-2018
The Turf Wars start NOW. (NF # 397) Are you ready? The 10 Completely Qualified Teams
are as follows: (not in any particular order)
Cunning & Conniving Old Men (COM)
Oz -- Land Of Oz
Crip -- Royal Flush
Mannequin -- 2nd Bananas (Captain)
Inner Circle (IC)
Spirit -- Spirit's Realm
Chosen One -- A'merkin Injuns
Dameon Darkheart -- Spectral Steel (Captain)
Reigning Deathly Horde (RDH)
MrM -- Eastern Horde
Blackheart -- Deathly Hallows
Gentleben -- Reignncatsndogs (Captain)
Database Editor's (Data)
Deeders -- Star Prairie
Philthy Phil -- Frayed Sanity
Den -- Big Lake Groove (Captain)
Arcane Mercenaries (Arc)
Floyd -- El Camino: Hot Sauce
the Dark One -- Satan's Minions
Howlin Wolf -- Floating Past (Captain)
Rube Goldberg Machine (Rube)
Frith -- A Boor Rent
Houndog -- Memphis Mafia
Solomon -- Dark Path (Captain)
Second Place Or Bust (Bust)
One-Armed Bandit -- Shewish Diner
Kharadmon -- Wrathmen 6
Assur -- Bash Bros Park (Captain)
TEABAG: Electric Bugaloo (Tea)
Riff-Raff, Yuppie Horde
Jerman -- Weird Students
Vlad -- F s For Frog (Captain)
DuMB Duelers (Dumb)
Madwand -- Fast Food
Bubbaganoosh -- Bubba's Clam Shack
Master Darque -- Darque Forces (Captain)
BAP Team (BAP)
Khisanth -- Rubber Soul 6
La Pentarque -- Les Turfistes
La Guillotine -- Weird Alchemy (Captain)
Good luck to all.
-- Your famous and significantly underpaid Coordinators --
Assur, Master Darque, & Oz The All-Overworked
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Please check your scores carefully. This is the first time
this scoring program has been used live. Every effort has
been made to ensure accuracy, but there are always little
issues here and there.
Standings
Alliance Elig TM1 TM2 TM3 Max 2nd Total
Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC 3 7 7 7 7 7 21
BUST 3 7 4 1 7 4 18
DUMB 3 2 4 6 6 4 16
RDH 3 7 2 2 7 2 16
BAP 3 4 1 5 5 4 14
IC 2 7 1 7 14
COM 2 4 2 4 8
TEA 3 -2 4 -2 4 -2 6
RUBE 3 3 -2 -2 3 -2 4
DATA 3 1 1 1 1 1 3
Individual Results
Alliance
Team Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
LES TURFISTES 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY 5 5 3 2 1 0 0
BUST
SHEWISH DINER 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
COM
LAND OF OZ 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS 2 5 2 3 1 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DATA
STAR PRAIRIE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
FRAYED SANITY 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
DUMB
FAST FOOD 2 5 2 3 0 1 0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
DARQUE FORCES 6 5 4 1 1 1 0
IC
SPECTRAL STEEL 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
RDH
EASTERN HORDE 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS 2 5 3 2 0 1 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 2 5 2 3 0 1 0
RUBE
A BOOR RENTS 3 5 2 3 2 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
DARK PATH -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
TEA
YUPPIE HORDE -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
WEIRD STUDENTS 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
F IS FOR FROG -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
O.K. O.K! I'll write a Duelmaster Column. I dunno why, tho, cuz there's too many
spots on the too big NL anyway. Why me? Becuz it's my 8th? Who cares? I don't get
nuthin' much for it. A comfy, but smelly seat. Some limits on who I havta fight next.
A free drink. (I like Tab, but they haven't invented it yet.) Is all that worth a
column?
OK, then, I'll tell ya this. The Big Boss made me caddy for him this week, and I
think it was a duffer week for him. (No Duelmaster there!) His four highlights of the
week:
... A 81 yd downhillish putt off the green to 25 feet for a 2-putt par.
... A 25 ft downhill putt for a birdie
... A 69 yd putt from off the green to 3 feet for a 1-putt bogie.
... A 10 yd off green hole-out putt for a parr.
Obviously everything else was pretty mediocre-to-bad in the 54 holes I had to
caddy.
So I will leave you with this, ........ NOTHING.
-- Munchkin, DMXIII
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH
FORK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We now
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. LAND OF OZ now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. Take a look at SPECTRAL STEEL's act, as
they have a 4-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is EASTERN HORDE, who swept
up 13 places in the ranks. Take a look at SHEWISH DINER's act, as they have a 4-1-0
week and gain 12 places in the team ranking. A seasoned team is steady in the lists.
But to MEMPHIS MAFIA, which fell to 33rd, it's what you soak in before going to the
Dark Arena. It looks like the guys(?) at DARQUE FORCES had a good week as they went
4-1-1 to put them in 18th place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out
for CRYING KID, who flew up 37 points in the rankings after mashing KANSAS like a
melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on
the sands. DISTURBED lost to BLAH 7 and drops 20 points. It's a proud day for the
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE stable, as their warrior, GHOST PEPPER, ascended the Duelmaster's
throne. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NORTH FORK arena. Did
you hear that EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I
may not be funny, but catch FAST FOOD's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be
fairly deft at running from EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. And who is this HEADLESS NICK you
ask, with 87 points and a 9-7-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Can any one
out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying NIGHTSHADE NINJA will do. She
challenged 16 points down to trash BAZINGA. Definition of petty: NIGHTSHADE NINJA
won victory over BAZINGA, a mismatch of 16 points. Challenging down 22 points was
ENVY OF NORTH FORK. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The
only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty: ENVY OF NORTH FORK bested SPOOK, a
mismatch of 22 points. In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, LATE OR EARLY
went after POUTINE, who was higher by 23 points. Well, when the dust settled, LATE
OR EARLY was bested by POUTINE.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Proving again that NORTH FORK is
not rated G, BARNEY STINSON of the SECOND BANANAS slew the warrior TIGER BLOOD in a
rather bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. For those of you who missed it,
Death showed up, grabbed DARWIN by the ear and took him away to a place where he
won't need a coat. In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, RAGING RODHAM was
mashed by MADCAP, who let RAGING RODHAM know that killing members of WEIRD ALCHEMY is
a no-no. Congrats to BURNING MAN for revenging the death of his teammate (but more
importantly, feeding GOB BLUTH a bit of dirt). Knowing when to use the right tactics
at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NORTH FORK have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GHOST PEPPER 8722 18 2 0 105 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POUTINE 8769 19 16 2 134 FAST FOOD (724)
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 13 8 0 127 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
MUNCHKIN 8432 27 15 0 124 LAND OF OZ (217)
NIMBLE FOX 8135 20 14 2 117 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
EAT IT RAW 7996 14 9 1 117 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SKYWARP 8063 18 14 2 107 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 20 7 0 101 FRAYED SANITY (799)
HAWKINS 8949 13 7 0 100 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
THE WORD 9590 11 3 0 99 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
CRYING KID 8392 6 6 0 98 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 13 8 0 97 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 22 10 0 92 FAST FOOD (724)
FRUIT CUP 9024 12 20 4 92 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 10 6 2 91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
A TAD AGGRESSIVE 9599 8 2 0 91 F IS FOR FROG (852)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIND KOHL 8616 9 3 0 89 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 9 7 1 87 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 14 7 0 86 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
MADCAP 9306 10 9 2 83 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 18 17 1 82 FAST FOOD (724)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 15 8 0 82 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 8 5 1 82 EASTERN HORDE (849)
GHOST 9609 14 13 1 81 F IS FOR FROG (852)
BEAST MODE 9489 11 5 0 81 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
HENCHMAN 8756 8 4 0 79 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-VALAC 8819 9 6 0 78 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 12 8 1 75 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 7 5 0 74 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
SRIRACHA 9042 10 10 1 71 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 11 9 1 69 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BRAINS 9296 11 6 0 68 LAND OF OZ (217)
EN FEUGO 9072 9 5 1 67 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KANSAS 9062 11 10 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 10 9 2 66 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 10 11 1 66 SHEWISH DINER (806)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 14 19 0 65 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-RETURN OF THE KING 9124 10 8 0 65 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
KLEGG HAII 9204 13 10 0 64 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 11 6 3 64 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
AGENT 99 8694 9 2 1 64 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FELANAHDRA 9617 2 0 0 63 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
ALIISZA 8871 10 20 2 60 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
PASB 9493 6 4 1 60 EASTERN HORDE (849)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 6 1 0 60 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 5 4 0 60 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LE GRELE 8252 10 9 1 59 LES TURFISTES (727)
SEABLOOM 8527 10 17 0 59 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-ACE MERRILL 9319 7 5 0 59 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
GALLIENUS 4956 8 11 1 58 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 3 1 1 58 FLOATING PAST (854)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 13 18 0 57 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEARDED FREAK 7995 13 11 0 56 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-BRUTUS 9380 6 2 0 55 WHITE WOLVES (832)
BLAZE 9560 5 0 1 55 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
LACKEY 8760 7 7 0 54 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-ARMENIUS 9159 11 11 0 53 WHITE WOLVES (832)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 10 22 0 52 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
RUMP ROAST 9066 9 5 2 48 SHEWISH DINER (806)
MARATHON MAN 9313 13 5 0 46 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 9 9 0 46 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 4 3 0 45 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 9 15 0 42 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
JHAN BOY 9494 3 1 0 42 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-DIONEXUS 9157 7 15 0 40 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-DESPERO 8848 4 6 0 40 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
OCTOGAB 8382 8 5 0 39 LES TURFISTES (727)
SLIM SHADY 9511 3 0 1 39 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARADIGM 9018 8 12 1 38 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
HACKER 9156 6 5 0 37 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 5 4 0 37 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 9 6 1 36 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 4 0 0 34 LAND OF OZ (217)
QUADLING 9445 3 1 0 34 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
3=4 9105 4 2 1 31 LES TURFISTES (727)
BLAH 7 9498 1 1 0 30 EASTERN HORDE (849)
JACKYL 9349 3 1 0 29 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 5 2 1 28 A BOOR RENTS (842)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 3 2 0 27 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JUMPING JOE 8994 3 6 0 27 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
SLIPKNOT 9348 3 1 0 26 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
BAD BETTY 9284 2 0 0 26 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438 4 2 0 25 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
DAS 9442 3 1 1 25 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 2 5 1 25 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
COW PIE 9281 2 0 1 25 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LOST ONE 9512 2 0 0 25 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-LITTLE BOY 8548 2 1 0 25 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 4 3 0 24 FRAYED SANITY (799)
SLUG 9428 4 0 0 24 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 3 1 0 24 FLOATING PAST (854)
BURNING MAN 9481 3 1 0 24 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
MR COSMOS 9538 2 0 0 24 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 2 0 0 24 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCEE 9529 2 0 0 23 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-BRONTES 9414 2 0 0 23 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
KING CHARLES 9451 4 2 0 22 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 3 0 0 22 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
OSCAR MAIER 9365 2 2 0 22 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 3 1 0 21 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SHEIK TZU 9452 2 4 0 21 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BOOYAH 9542 1 1 0 21 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 1 2 0 21 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
KYLO REN 9482 2 2 0 20 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
LE POLISTE 9636 1 0 0 20 LES TURFISTES (727)
RAGING RODHAM 9416 2 5 1 19 A BOOR RENTS (842)
-TENTENABULATION 9381 3 3 0 18 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SEVERUS NAPE 9524 2 1 0 18 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
BLAMM! 9545 2 2 0 18 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
-STEROPES 9411 1 1 0 18 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
RADINSMELL 9404 3 1 1 17 FRAYED SANITY (799)
SAM STEPHENS 9634 1 0 0 17 DARK PATH (845)
GOB BLUTH 9478 2 2 2 16 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HELLYEAH 9347 2 2 1 16 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
15 WAYS 9626 2 2 0 16 FLOATING PAST (854)
POISON OAK 9449 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS PARK (766)
SON OF SPAM 9592 1 1 1 15 A BOOR RENTS (842)
TOBIR NUTS 9370 1 1 0 15 SHEWISH DINER (806)
UGLY ART 9458 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MARY SLACKER 9439 4 2 0 14 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
GRADY 9479 2 2 0 14 SECOND BANANAS (573)
STOOGE 9259 3 2 0 13 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-TELLIUS 9373 2 7 0 13 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LYN 9613 2 0 0 12 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 2 5 0 11 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
SIMON MAGUS 9432 2 4 0 10 DARK PATH (845)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LICKSPITTLE 9310 1 0 0 10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LEOD 9614 0 2 0 10 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 2 1 0 9 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 1 0 0 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JURINE CAKE 9371 0 1 0 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)
ALRIC 9429 2 2 0 8 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
LEAP FROG 9595 2 2 0 8 F IS FOR FROG (852)
DISTURBED 9350 2 2 0 8 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
LOST SHIP 9621 2 0 0 8 FLOATING PAST (854)
-ZOZO 9132 1 2 0 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
FLUNKY 9464 1 0 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LINDA THOMPSON 9441 1 5 0 8 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 1 1 0 8 F IS FOR FROG (852)
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591 1 1 0 8 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
JHANDICE 9496 2 0 0 7 EASTERN HORDE (849)
PROSPERO 9433 0 7 0 7 DARK PATH (845)
HILLARY 9534 1 2 1 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)
GAUSS 9427 1 3 0 6 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
KOHR 9430 1 3 0 6 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 1 3 0 6 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
BLUR 9630 1 0 0 6 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DANE 9615 1 1 0 6 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 1 3 0 6 FLOATING PAST (854)
GLEASON 9277 0 2 0 6 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
ALFRED 9536 1 1 0 4 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CELEDOM 9616 1 1 0 4 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
IRONHIDE 9532 1 1 0 4 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SAER 9426 0 4 0 4 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
AMARANTHE 9346 0 4 0 4 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
PUKE 9507 0 2 0 3 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
BAZINGA 9540 0 2 0 2 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
SPOOK 9533 0 2 0 2 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
KUPP 9531 0 2 0 2 DARQUE FORCES (396)
THULSA DOOM 9593 0 2 0 2 DARK PATH (845)
-CARISSIMUS 9619 0 1 0 1 WHITE WOLVES (832)
CLOSED 9641 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MIRACLE MAX 9635 0 1 0 1 DARK PATH (845)
SJ WARRIOR 9639 0 1 0 1 A BOOR RENTS (842)
BILLY SMITH 9637 0 1 0 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 0 1 0 1 FAST FOOD (724)
COVFEFE 9633 0 1 0 1 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
5 TURNS BLOODY 9419 1 5 1 A BOOR RENTS 842 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 398 NONE
PIGS 9477 1 1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 RADINSMELL 9404 397
NOT IN MY PARK 9640 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 SPIRIT 398 NONE
THE CHAMPION 9401 2 2 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 DAS 9442 398
MR. CROWLEY 9465 0 4 0 DARK PATH 845 3=4 9105 397
DARWIN 9603 11 11 0 F IS FOR FROG 852 SKYWARP 8063 398
JIMMY KINGSLEY 9440 4 1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 PARADIGM 9018 396
MIKE BEATON 9437 2 3 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 GOB BLUTH 9478 396
RIPMIKEJIMMY 9638 0 1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 THE CHOSEN ONE 398 NONE
KING MUTT 9421 3 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SON OF SPAM 9592 398
PHARAOH HOUND 9492 0 2 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 396
PRINCE OF PURRRS 9424 0 2 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 BASHITE 9403 394 NONE
CRAP AGAIN! 9631 0 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 AA DESERTER 398 NONE
GRANULO 8496 21 17 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 POUTINE 8769 397
WHEELDEBEAST 9444 3 1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 RAGING RODHAM 9416 396 JUST REVENGED
TIRED TEDDY 9051 2 5 1 WEIRD STUDENTS 805 WACKO JACKKO 9415 398
BELISARIUS 9302 7 8 0 WHITE WOLVES 832 ALIISZA 8871 396 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VESPASIAN 4932 11 10 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPI 541 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 397
INDOMINUS REX 9483 2 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 GOB BLUTH 9478 397 JUST REVENGED
TIGER BLOOD 9485 8 6 1 YUPPIE HORDE 848 BARNEY STINSON 8307 398
PERSONAL ADS
Rube Goldberg Machine? Is that like a Dark Mafia Bore? (wink) WELCOME. -- Oz The All
Welcoming
The Turf War is coming! The Mailer is near. KOP is roaring near! What's a group of
addicts to do? -- The Consortium Fellows
P-Nut Firebeard, wow! I didn't think I had that in me. I must have read the right set
of instruction manuals? -- Brains
Simon Magus, I feel good. My china is still in tact. -- China Princess
Mooseknuckle, I'm glad it was YOUR sanity which was frayed over that fight. --
Quadling
Lord Of Barkness, remind me not to do Rock Chalk Jayhawk around you. -- Kansas
(getting stitches)
Fruit Cup, did I say you were my favorite treat? -- Munchkin
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
ALL, I shall suggest that you all reread the TWXI rules and scoring methodology. Some
are feeling they are rather complicated. (Thank goodness we are no longer children.
Or, are we still?????) -- Oz The All Helpful
The Cunning & Conniving Old Men are here. (COM) -- Crip, Oz, & Mannequin
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
5 TURNS BLOODY was dealt death by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIPMIKEJIMMY was slaughtered by THE CHOSEN ONE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NOT IN MY PARK was easily killed by SPIRIT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CRAP AGAIN! was slain by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MADCAP devastated RAGING RODHAM in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
SIMON MAGUS was overpowered by 3=4 in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
BURNING MAN unbelievably bested GOB BLUTH in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud duel.
LATE OR EARLY was bested by POUTINE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
HARRY SLAUGHTER was handily defeated by EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
FRUIT CUP was vanquished by NIMBLE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEADLESS NICK was viciously subdued by HAWKINS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
VIKING VAMPIRE overcame SRIRACHA in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
WHIPPED CREAM was demolished by THE WORD in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GHOST demolished BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KLEGG HAII was overpowered by KIND KOHL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BRAINS won victory over P-NUT FIREBEARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
CHALUPA BATMAN won victory over LE GRELE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
RUMP ROAST viciously subdued LITTLE VARIOUS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
KANSAS savagely defeated CRYING KID in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
BARNEY STINSON assassinated TIGER BLOOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MARATHON MAN was devastated by DRINKING DRUNK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MUY CALIENTE demolished PARADIGM in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QUADLING was handily defeated by FELANAHDRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
OSCAR MAIER was demolished by WHITE BUFFALO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SLIM SHADY overpowered RADINSMELL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KYLO REN was defeated by CHINA PRINCESS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
NIGHTSHADE NINJA vanquished BAZINGA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PROSPERO was beaten by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
GLEASON was overpowered by TOBIR NUTS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
SON OF SPAM killed KING MUTT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MURDERING SPECTRE was overpowered by SHEIK TZU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HILLARY was demolished by LOST ONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRADY was beaten by LEGGING LAGAN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK handily defeated SPOOK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DAS slaughtered THE CHAMPION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ARCEE demolished CELEDOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
IRONHIDE outlasted THULSA DOOM in a monotonous 10 minute novice's Challenge fray.
MUNCHKIN was outlasted by GHOST PEPPER in a 22 minute veteran's Title conflict.
A TAD AGGRESSIVE was beaten by BROCK TULGREN in a 2 minute gory duel.
AMIINANY DANGER overcame LORD OF BARKNESS in a 2 minute match.
DARWIN was easily killed by SKYWARP in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUMMY MUSKETEER luckily beat HENCHMAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute expert's duel.
VARS FOLLEY was demolished by CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BEAST MODE was unbelievably bested by SLUSH PUPPY in a 9 minute master's fight.
DOC MCSWIFT handily defeated FIZBAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GALLIENUS was narrowly defeated by EN FEUGO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BEARDED FREAK was savagely defeated by PASB in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
AGENT 99 viciously subdued THE PLAINSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
HOBO CASSEROLE subdued JHAN BOY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UGLY BUCCANEER overpowered MOOSEKNUCKLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SEABLOOM savagely defeated ANGRY CLAM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's bout.
OCTOGAB was overpowered by ALIISZA in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
LACKEY demolished CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLAZE devastated JUMPING JOE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DISTURBED was devastated by BLAH 7 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HACKER defeated KING CHARLES in a 2 minute duel.
BLAMM! was bested by JUDY SPRECKLES in a 1 minute fight.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH overpowered HELLYEAH in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
MARY SLACKER was viciously subdued by MR COSMOS in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
LINDA THOMPSON was vanquished by SLIPKNOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOOYAH demolished KUPP in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TIRED TEDDY was butchered by WACKO JACKKO in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
LEOD was demolished by BAD BETTY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HELLHOUND HESTATI was overpowered by SEVERUS NAPE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COW PIE won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute duel.
WALKING THUNDER was overpowered by JACKYL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JHANDICE outwaited COVFEFE in a unpopular 23 minute novice's fight.
PUKE was luckily beaten by SLUG in a 2 minute brutal amateur's duel.
15 WAYS overpowered KOHR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAD-DIE MOODY defeated SJ WARRIOR in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ALRIC was bested by LYN in a 4 minute amateur's duel.
ALFRED was overpowered by POISON OAK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GAUSS was subdued by EMPEROR LHASA OOPS in a exciting 2 minute amateur's duel.
SAER was defeated by FLUNKY in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
LEAP FROG was demolished by LE POLISTE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GOLFO DULCE was subdued by SAM STEPHENS in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
AMARANTHE was overcome by STOOGE in a 2 minute beginner's match.
DANE overcame MIRACLE MAX in a 1 minute novice's duel.
JETTISONED JETSAM was beaten by STYLE EDITOR in a 1 minute novice's contest.
LOST SHIP luckily beat JURINE CAKE in a action packed 4 minute gory novice's match.
UGLY ART demolished BILLY SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLUR bested FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a exciting 1 minute gruesome novice's bout.
LICKSPITTLE vanquished CLOSED in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 36 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 45 - 3 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 TOTAL PARRY 61 - 55 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 12 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 54 - 3 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 18 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 78 - 9 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 AIMED BLOW 34 - 37 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 11 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 58 - 5 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 67 - 5 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
Turn 398 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 5 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 16 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 11 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GHOST PEPPER 8722 18 2 0 105 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
WALL OF STEEL POUTINE 8769 19 16 2 134 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK NIMBLE FOX 8135 20 14 2 117 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
BASHING ATTACK EAT IT RAW 7996 14 9 1 117 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
SLASHING ATTACK SKYWARP 8063 18 14 2 107 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUNGING ATTACK HAWKINS 8949 13 7 0 100 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
AIMED BLOW THE WORD 9590 11 3 0 99 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 14 7 0 86 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 9 6 1 36 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FRUIT CUP 9024. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEAST MODE 9489. The ten other most popular fighters were HENCHMAN 8756,
SEABLOOM 8527, KANSAS 9062, SRIRACHA 9042, HAWKINS 8949, BRAINS 9296, MR COSMOS 9538,
JURINE CAKE 9371, GOB BLUTH 9478, and CHINA PRINCESS 9476.
The least popular fighter this week was MUNCHKIN 8432. The other ten least popular
fighters were GHOST PEPPER 8722, COVFEFE 9633, JHANDICE 9496, IRONHIDE 9532, THULSA
DOOM 9593, LYN 9613, FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632, JETTISONED JETSAM 9620, LEAP FROG 9595,
and SAER 9426.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GHOST PEPPER (47-8722) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
MUNCHKIN (47-8432) LAND OF OZ (217)