DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/22/2019 Duedate: 02/18/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-401
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAWKINS
STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-8949) [15-7-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MUMMY MUSKETEER UGLY BUCCANEER
SPECTRAL STEEL (778) FLOATING PAST (854)
(47-8146) [16-8-0,148] (47-9623) [6-1-1,92]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAWKINS DAS
STAR PRAIRIE (821) WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
(47-8949) [15-7-0,122] (47-9442) [5-2-1,45]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LES TURFISTES (727)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. YUPPIE HORDE (848) 59
2. FLOATING PAST (854) 49EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 45 Unchartered Team
4. F IS FOR FROG (852) 35
5. BASH BROS PARK (766) 32 FLOATING PAST (854)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 120 65 6 64.9 1/ 7 LES TURFISTES (727) 12 3 0
2/ 4*FLOATING PAST (854) 22 13 1 62.9 2/ 2*FLOATING PAST (854) 11 4 0
3/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727) 155 98 7 61.3 3/ 3 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 11 4 0
4/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 888 563 30 61.2 4/23 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 10 5 1
5/ 9 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 42 29 2 59.2 5/12 F IS FOR FROG (852) 10 5 0
6/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 344 239 38 59.0 6/ 4 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 10 5 0
7/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 138 97 12 58.7 7/17 SECOND BANANAS (573) 9 5 0
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 128 98 12 56.6 8/14 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 9 5 0
9/ 7 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 40 31 1 56.3 9/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 1
10/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 964 771 50 55.6 10/ 1 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 9 6 0
11/11 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 64 55 6 53.8 11/10 FAST FOOD (724) 8 7 1
12/12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 57 51 6 52.8 12/21 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 8 7 1
13/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 347 321 26 51.9 13/ 5 SHEWISH DINER (806) 8 7 0
14/14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 68 63 1 51.9 14/13 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 7 0
15/15 F IS FOR FROG (852) 69 66 2 51.1 15/ 9 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 7 7 0
16/16 FAST FOOD (724) 196 198 14 49.7 16/ 6 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 7 7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 88 92 3 48.9 17/19 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 8 0
18/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 167 175 9 48.8 18-11 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 6 4 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-21 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 22 24 4 47.8 19/ 8 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 6 9 0
20/20 BASH BROS PARK (766) 135 148 10 47.7 20/26 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 6 9 0
21/19 EASTERN HORDE (849) 28 31 2 47.5 21/24 BASH BROS PARK (766) 6 9 0
22/26*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 15 17 1 46.9 22/15 EASTERN HORDE (849) 6 9 0
23/24 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 34 39 1 46.6 23/28*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 5 7 0
24-25 FRAYED SANITY (799) 66 78 4 45.8 24/18 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 9 0
25/23*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 20 25 0 44.4 25/22 A BOOR RENTS (842) 5 10 2
26/28 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 81 103 7 44.0 26/20*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 5 10 0
27/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 21 27 0 43.8 27/25 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 5 10 0
28/22*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 11 15 0 42.3 28/33 WHITE WOLVES (832) 5 10 0
29/30 WHITE WOLVES (832) 50 72 0 41.0 29/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 5 10 0
30/29 A BOOR RENTS (842) 19 28 6 40.4 30/30*MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 5 10 0
31/31 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 43 64 0 40.2 31/27 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 4 6 1
32/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 42 66 2 38.9 32/32 DARK PATH (845) 4 11 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 65 110 5 37.1 33-31 FRAYED SANITY (799) 2 8 0
34-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 9 16 0 36.0 34-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 1 4 0
35-35*THE JADE GARGOYLES (479) 9 17 1 34.6 35/35 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 0 3 0
36/36 DARK PATH (845) 9 40 0 18.4 36-36*THE JADE GARGOYLES (479) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War Turn 4 Results
Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance Elig TM1 TM2 TM3 Max 2nd Turn Total
Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
BAP 3 5 8 4 8 5 21 74
ARC 3 1 1 7 7 1 15 74
TEA 3 11 1 4 11 4 26 64
COM 3 4 7 1 7 4 18 56
IC 2 -2 8 8 16 51
DUMB 2 1 4 4 8 51
BUST 3 1 -2 1 1 1 3 45
DATA 2 -2 4 4 8 32
RDH 3 1 1 1 1 1 3 25
RUBE 3 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -6 8
Individual Results
Alliance
Team Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6 5 5 3 2 0 1 0
LES TURFISTES 8 5 5 0 0 1 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
BUST
SHEWISH DINER 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
COM
LAND OF OZ 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
DATA
STAR PRAIRIE -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
FRAYED SANITY 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
DUMB
FAST FOOD 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
DARQUE FORCES 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
IC
SPECTRAL STEEL -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS 8 5 4 1 1 0 0
RDH
EASTERN HORDE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
RUBE
A BOOR RENTS -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
DARK PATH -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
TEA
YUPPIE HORDE 11 5 5 0 1 0 0
WEIRD STUDENTS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
F IS FOR FROG 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS 10 5 5 0 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
RUBBER SOUL 6 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
LES TURFISTES 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
SHEWISH DINER 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
LAND OF OZ 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 10 5 5 0 0 0 0
STAR PRAIRIE 5 5 3 2 1 0 0
FRAYED SANITY -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
FAST FOOD 2 5 2 3 1 0 1
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK -2 5 2 3 0 0 1
DARQUE FORCES -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
SPECTRAL STEEL 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
EASTERN HORDE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
A BOOR RENTS 6 5 3 2 2 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
DARK PATH 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
YUPPIE HORDE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
WEIRD STUDENTS 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
F IS FOR FROG 10 5 5 0 0 0 0
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for NORTH FORK. Like, SATAN'S MINIONS had to
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by LES TURFISTES! Way to go LES
TURFISTES! I couldn't believe it. Did YUPPIE HORDE really go up by 19? If only
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! Wanna hear about a real
loser? Listen to this--SPECTRAL STEEL got 1-4-0 and dropped 11. Didn't see much of
them after the fights! One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 9
after going 4-1-1. Keep it up, A'MERKIN INJUNS! MVP award for CRAZY BIG DOG?
A'MERKIN INJUNS' proud of him after beating WACKO JACKKO and getting 24 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! WACKO JACKKO's match with CRAZY BIG DOG cost him a loss of
20 points! HAWKINS thinks his 15-7-0 and studly character is good enough to face up
to the Duelmaster. Any bets? And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's
habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome HAWKINS. Aren't STAR PRAIRIE proud. (Oh, my.) I
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. SHEWISH DINER was NORTH FORK's most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? I don't know what RUBBER SOUL 6's been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from SHEWISH DINER, that's fer sher. Can LAND OF
OZ's KANSAS be more popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really
the same? CRYING KID is being unfair. He's challenged down 27 against MUY CALIENTE.
I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see
such an unfair "fight" in NORTH FORK. CRYING KID got 9 points after beating MUY
CALIENTE, 27 points below him. Some fights are really unfair. How do you think
HENCHMAN feels about being challenged by MUMMY MUSKETEER, 50 points above him? Is
this how SPECTRAL STEEL advances, by having their members (MUMMY MUSKETEER) fight
people that are really below them (HENCHMAN)?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. I hear FAST FOOD sent FRUIT CUP to the
Dark Arena. What, is that like not well-lit, or what? I was SO depressed when I
heard MEOWNARCH got killed. He was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in NORTH
FORK, or anything! MARATHON MAN bloodfeuded (is that a word?) DAS for revenge over
some guy's bad fortune. Was it really worth it? POISON OAK really fought hard
against ALFRED. That'll teach STAR PRAIRIE not to go and kill any of BASH BROS
PARK's guys again, huh! Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (CHINA PRINCESS vs.
SON OF SPAM, that is.) Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAWKINS 8949 15 7 0 122 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 16 8 0 148 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
KIND KOHL 8616 12 3 0 131 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
GHOST 9609 17 13 1 121 F IS FOR FROG (852)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYING KID 8392 8 7 0 113 BASH BROS PARK (766)
THE WORD 9590 13 4 0 112 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 15 9 0 111 LES TURFISTES (727)
POUTINE 8769 21 17 2 98 FAST FOOD (724)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 24 11 0 95 FAST FOOD (724)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 12 7 2 95 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 13 10 1 94 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 19 19 1 92 FAST FOOD (724)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 13 11 1 92 SHEWISH DINER (806)
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 6 1 1 92 FLOATING PAST (854)
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 9 7 1 91 EASTERN HORDE (849)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HENCHMAN 8756 9 6 0 90 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
SRIRACHA 9042 12 11 1 89 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 16 8 0 88 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 12 11 1 87 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
MADCAP 9306 11 11 2 87 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 10 9 1 84 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
LACKEY 8760 10 7 0 84 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-BROCK TULGREN 8528 20 9 0 81 FRAYED SANITY (799)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 16 10 0 81 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
ACE MERRILL 9319 9 6 0 81 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 6 6 0 81 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 8 2 0 79 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
AGENT 99 8694 11 2 1 78 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FELANAHDRA 9617 3 2 0 76 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
EN FEUGO 9072 10 7 1 73 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
ARMENIUS 9159 13 12 0 72 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MARATHON MAN 9313 16 5 0 71 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 15 21 0 70 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 15 12 0 68 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 12 7 3 68 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 12 10 2 68 SECOND BANANAS (573)
KANSAS 9062 12 12 0 68 LAND OF OZ (217)
QUADLING 9445 6 1 0 68 LAND OF OZ (217)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGRY CLAM 8267 11 10 0 66 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
LE GRELE 8252 12 10 1 65 LES TURFISTES (727)
GALLIENUS 4956 8 14 1 65 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 15 19 0 64 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 11 16 0 64 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BLAZE 9560 7 1 1 61 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
KLEGG HAII 9204 14 12 0 59 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BOOYAH 9542 4 1 0 59 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
ALIISZA 8871 11 22 2 57 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 11 10 0 57 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 11 24 0 57 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
-SEABLOOM 8527 10 19 0 57 FRAYED SANITY (799)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 6 1 0 56 FLOATING PAST (854)
-SLIM SHADY 9511 4 1 1 56 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
OCTOGAB 8382 11 5 0 55 LES TURFISTES (727)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
JHAN BOY 9494 5 2 0 54 EASTERN HORDE (849)
BRAINS 9296 11 9 0 53 LAND OF OZ (217)
RUMP ROAST 9066 10 7 2 53 SHEWISH DINER (806)
DIONEXUS 9157 8 17 0 53 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 11 7 1 52 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BAD BETTY 9284 5 0 0 51 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 4 6 1 51 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 7 8 0 49 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
PASB 9493 6 7 1 48 EASTERN HORDE (849)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 5 1 0 48 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
PARADIGM 9018 9 14 1 47 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
DAS 9442 5 2 1 45 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
GOB BLUTH 9478 5 2 2 43 SECOND BANANAS (573)
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 5 7 0 42 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
JACKYL 9349 5 2 0 42 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
KYLO REN 9482 5 2 0 42 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
3=4 9105 6 3 1 41 LES TURFISTES (727)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 5 3 0 41 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
HACKER 9156 6 7 0 39 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
TOBIR NUTS 9370 4 1 0 39 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 6 1 0 38 LAND OF OZ (217)
BRUTUS 9380 7 4 0 37 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BLAMM! 9545 4 3 0 36 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
LEOD 9614 3 2 0 35 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COVFEFE 9633 3 1 0 33 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 4 6 0 32 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
JUMPING JOE 8994 4 8 0 32 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 4 6 0 31 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
LE POLISTE 9636 4 0 0 31 LES TURFISTES (727)
JULIA VAUGHN 9645 3 0 0 31 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
POISON OAK 9449 3 1 0 30 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BLAH 7 9498 2 3 0 30 EASTERN HORDE (849)
TENTENABULATION 9381 5 4 1 29 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
QUICK SLUG 9660 2 0 0 29 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 5 2 0 28 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SEVERUS NAPE 9524 3 3 0 28 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
SAM STEPHENS 9634 3 1 0 28 DARK PATH (845)
UGLY ART 9458 2 2 0 28 BASH BROS PARK (766)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 7 3 2 27 A BOOR RENTS (842)
-MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 5 4 0 27 FRAYED SANITY (799)
SHEIK TZU 9452 3 6 0 27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 3 2 0 27 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 3 3 0 27 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
SIMON MAGUS 9432 4 5 0 26 DARK PATH (845)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 2 4 0 26 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-SLUG 9428 4 1 0 25 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
15 WAYS 9626 4 3 0 24 FLOATING PAST (854)
-JUBJUB THE TINY 4389 2 2 0 24 THE JADE GARGOYLES (479)
SHOW HORSE 9647 1 2 1 24 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OSCAR MAIER 9365 3 3 0 23 FRAYED SANITY (799)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 3 2 0 23 F IS FOR FROG (852)
DISTURBED 9350 4 3 0 22 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
TELLIUS 9373 3 9 0 22 WHITE WOLVES (832)
IRONHIDE 9532 3 2 0 22 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BURNING MAN 9481 4 3 0 21 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-PUKE 9507 1 3 1 21 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438 5 4 0 20 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
GRADY 9479 3 4 0 20 SECOND BANANAS (573)
COW PIE 9281 2 3 1 20 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-KOHR 9430 2 3 0 20 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
LOST SHIP 9621 4 1 0 19 FLOATING PAST (854)
LICKSPITTLE 9310 3 1 0 19 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 3 3 0 19 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
KUPP 9531 2 3 0 19 DARQUE FORCES (396)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STOOGE 9259 5 3 0 18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
KING CHARLES 9451 4 5 0 17 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
CRAZY IVAN 9664 1 1 0 17 A BOOR RENTS (842)
LEGS 9672 1 0 0 17 F IS FOR FROG (852)
ARCEE 9529 3 2 0 16 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644 2 1 1 16 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 2 2 0 16 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
JHANDICE 9496 4 1 0 15 EASTERN HORDE (849)
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 2 5 0 15 FLOATING PAST (854)
LYN 9613 2 3 0 15 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
JURINE CAKE 9371 1 3 0 14 SHEWISH DINER (806)
EUREKA 9667 1 0 0 14 LAND OF OZ (217)
GLEASON 9277 0 4 0 14 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
ALFRED 9536 2 2 1 13 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
SON OF SPAM 9592 2 3 2 12 A BOOR RENTS (842)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 1 3 0 12 FAST FOOD (724)
BRDB THE WARPED 9649 1 2 0 12 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-CRUSHER 4294 3 2 0 11 THE JADE GARGOYLES (479)
HILLARY 9534 2 4 1 11 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-HELLYEAH 9347 2 4 1 11 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-DISECTOR 4295 1 4 0 11 THE JADE GARGOYLES (479)
EIGRE 9651 1 2 0 11 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-IMPALER 4297 2 3 1 10 THE JADE GARGOYLES (479)
CLOSED 9641 1 3 0 10 BASH BROS PARK (766)
-SPOOK 9533 1 3 0 10 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 1 0 0 10 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-ALRIC 9429 2 3 0 9 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
BAZINGA 9540 2 3 0 9 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
DISTORTED ENTRY 9668 1 0 0 9 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671 1 0 0 9 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
FLUNKY 9464 2 2 0 8 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
-GAUSS 9427 1 4 0 7 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-MAULER 4298 1 4 0 7 THE JADE GARGOYLES (479)
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591 1 4 0 7 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-UNSEEN ENTITY 9666 1 0 0 6 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
SLASHER ASHER 9670 0 1 0 5 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
MANTELLA 9656 1 1 0 4 F IS FOR FROG (852)
CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 1 1 0 4 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663 1 1 0 4 A BOOR RENTS (842)
CARISSIMUS 9619 0 4 0 4 WHITE WOLVES (832)
FAILIN FOOL 9654 0 2 0 2 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
GRANDMAMA 9662 0 2 0 2 DARK PATH (845)
WHITE ZOMBIE 9658 0 1 0 1 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEINIE HIMMLER 9646 0 3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 IC ENFORCER 401 NONE
PIGS 9477 1 1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 RADINSMELL 9404 397 REVENGED
INFESTATION 9673 0 1 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 IC ENFORCER 401 NONE
THE BEATING SUN 9653 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 ALFRED 9536 400 JUST REVENGED
TERRABLOOD'S BAN 9643 0 1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 PUKE 9507 399 REVENGED
THE CHAMPION 9401 2 2 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 DAS 9442 398 JUST REVENGED
MR. CROWLEY 9465 0 4 0 DARK PATH 845 3=4 9105 397 NOT REVENGED
PROSPERO 9433 0 10 0 DARK PATH 845 SPIRIT 401 NONE
THULSA DOOM 9593 0 5 0 DARK PATH 845 IC TASKMASTER 401 NONE
BLUR 9630 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401
DA1 9674 0 1 0 F IS FOR FROG 852 IC TASKMASTER 401 NONE
FRUIT CUP 9024 14 21 5 FAST FOOD 724 ZORSEA 401 NONE
RADINSMELL 9404 3 3 1 FRAYED SANITY 799 WACKO JACKKO 9415 400
TALKING TREE 9655 0 1 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SON OF SPAM 9592 400 JUST REVENGED
LINDA THOMPSON 9441 1 8 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 AVATAR OF DARKHE 401 NONE
MARY SLACKER 9439 4 5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 AA DESERTER 401 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KING MUTT 9421 3 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SON OF SPAM 9592 398
MEOWNARCH 9648 2 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SHOW HORSE 9647 401
LOST ONE 9512 2 1 0 SPIRIT'S REALM 850 TENTENABULATION 9381 399
GRANULO 8496 21 17 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 POUTINE 8769 397 NOT REVENGED
TIRED TEDDY 9051 2 5 1 WEIRD STUDENTS 805 WACKO JACKKO 9415 398
VESPASIAN 4932 11 10 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPI 541 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 397 NOT REVENGED
INDOMINUS REX 9483 2 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 848 GOB BLUTH 9478 397 REVENGED
TIGER BLOOD 9485 8 6 1 YUPPIE HORDE 848 BARNEY STINSON 8307 398
PERSONAL ADS
Ahhh! A comeback by The Cunning and Conniving Old Men. (Thanks to Crip!) Watch out,
now, kids. -- Oz The All Excited
And thank you, thank you, thank you, Son Of Spam. You worked like the d.A. and the
recruit was b&.. splendiferous. -- Oz The All Thankful
P.S. But don't think that the killing of ugly Talking Tree has gone unnoticed. Oh, no.
Hobo Casserole, how did you do THAT!? Curses to you, and your manager, and those die
rolls of his. Grrrrr. -- Kansas
Ugly Buccaneer, I hate Pirates! -- Brains
Jackyl, I must admit, you had me worried, then you turned into a hyena. -- Quadling
Blah 7, I am not sure how I did that; it must have something to do with royalty. I
cannot imagine a "blah" being royal. (Maybe Blah 13 would have better luck?) -- China
Princess
Will it be the Tigers or the Crimson Tide? Well, there is no crimson tide in Oz, so
you know my thinking. Go Tigers! -- Oz The all Hopeful
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Oz The All Philosophical
Bad Betty ... did the Arenamaster say, "GO"? -- Disturbed
Mooseknuckle ... stop falling down when I'm trying to split you open. -- Slipknot
Stooge ... I will even the score. -- Hellyeah
Quadling ... flying monkeys, I hate flying monkeys. -- Jackyl
North Fork managers and warriors ... the Metal Knights have returned from wandering
aimlessly. We arrived a little late for the Turf Wars, so I guess we will have to be
content with fighting as obstacles for the rest of you. Good luck to all in our
future matches. -- Sin Zoo (manager)
Flying Camels on top of Ardivent! Salute! Whatever is going on around here? -- Fandil
The Wise
Al Hot Pocket, I think I found your hot pocket. Thanks for all the sauce. -- Chauncey
Helicopter -- too smart, too skilled, too good for me! Whew! -- CHS Bulldog
Health. Humility. Honor. The Red Sands Of Ardivent await us all. -- Fandil The Wise
Sriracha -- I am surprised my head is still attached to my body! -- Armenius
Aliisza -- Congratulations on your victory and your skill learns! Sadly, all I have
to remember you by ar some new scars! -- Dionexus
Return of the King -- Thank you for the skills training! This is one lesson I will
not be taking again! -- Tellius
Jumping Joe -- You sure got the jump on me! -- Carissimus
Bearded Freak -- Well fought! I will use my increased wit to ensure I avoid you in
future! -- Brutus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FRUIT CUP was barely slain by ZORSEA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MARY SLACKER was savagely slain by AA DESERTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
LINDA THOMPSON was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PROSPERO was dealt death by SPIRIT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEINIE HIMMLER was savagely slain by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
THULSA DOOM was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
INFESTATION was butchered by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
MARATHON MAN unbelievably bested DAS in a 10 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
CHINA PRINCESS overpowered SON OF SPAM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
POISON OAK overpowered ALFRED in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
THE WORD overcame CHALUPA BATMAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
CRYING KID subdued MUY CALIENTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge match.
MUMMY MUSKETEER bested HENCHMAN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
HAWKINS overpowered EAT IT RAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title conflict.
CLAMTASTIC defeated FELANAHDRA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LACKEY devastated KLEGG HAII in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SLUSH PUPPY unbelievably bested AMIINANY DANGER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
VARS FOLLEY was demolished by UGLY BUCCANEER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HOBO CASSEROLE overpowered BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
QUADLING bested JHAN BOY in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
ACE MERRILL overpowered BLACK CHAOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LORD OF BARKNESS handily defeated KANSAS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BOOYAH devastated BRUTUS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
SAM STEPHENS was vanquished by DIONEXUS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HACKER lost to 3=4 in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH was savagely defeated by LITTLE VARIOUS in a 4 minute melee.
TENTENABULATION was overpowered by BAD BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
JACK E. KENNEDY was viciously subdued by KYLO REN in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
TOBIR NUTS overpowered LOST SHIP in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
JULIA VAUGHN luckily beat TELLIUS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GOB BLUTH overpowered JUMPING JOE in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
JACKYL viciously subdued WHITE BUFFALO in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
GLEASON was devastated by GRADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
COVFEFE overpowered HELLHOUND HESTATI in a exciting 3 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
STOOGE was subdued by BLAH 7 in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
GOLFO DULCE demolished CLOSED in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
DISTURBED beat LYN in a exciting 3 minute Challenge competition.
SIMON MAGUS unbelievably bested ARCEE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
UGLY ART was luckily beaten by IRONHIDE in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
HILLARY was luckily beaten by JHANDICE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge conflict.
BURNING MAN luckily beat KING CHARLES in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FORBIDDEN FRUIT was savagely defeated by JETTISONED JETSAM in a 3 minute competition.
FLUNKY was demolished by SHEIK TZU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BAZINGA was demolished by CRAZY IVAN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRDB THE WARPED handily defeated GRANDMAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HOT TO TROTSKY was vanquished by KUPP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CARISSIMUS was handily defeated by 15 WAYS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
POUTINE was savagely defeated by LATE OR EARLY in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
HEADLESS NICK was devastated by GHOST in a 2 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
KIND KOHL demolished DOC MCSWIFT in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
NIMBLE FOX demolished EN FEUGO in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
HARRY SLAUGHTER bested VIKING VAMPIRE in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
AGENT 99 devastated ALIISZA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SRIRACHA handily defeated BRAINS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MADCAP overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
WHIPPED CREAM demolished RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LE GRELE devastated BLAMM! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARNEY STINSON bested PASB in a 2 minute expert's match.
GALLIENUS was unbelievably bested by LEGGING LAGAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
P-NUT FIREBEARD was vanquished by ANGRY CLAM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE PLAINSMAN was demolished by ARMENIUS in a 2 minute uneven battle.
BLAZE overpowered ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WACKO JACKKO was demolished by CRAZY BIG DOG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUMP ROAST was overpowered by QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PARADIGM overpowered NIGHTSHADE NINJA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OCTOGAB bested SEVERUS NAPE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
DRINKING DRUNK was overpowered by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LEOD vanquished STYLE EDITOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LE POLISTE defeated COW PIE in a 2 minute fight.
JUDY SPRECKLES lost to WALKING THUNDER in a 2 minute melee.
MAD-DIE MOODY narrowly defeated EIGRE in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
JURINE CAKE was vanquished by QUICK SLUG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS was overcome by FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 2 minute beginner's match.
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST slaughtered BLUR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LICKSPITTLE devastated SLASHER ASHER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOW HORSE executed MEOWNARCH in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
FAILIN FOOL was defeated by DISTORTED ENTRY in a exciting 3 minute beginner's match.
MANTELLA was bested by EUREKA in a 2 minute bout.
CLIFF GLEAVES was demolished by LEGS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ vanquished WHITE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 33 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 9 - 1 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 22 TOTAL PARRY 79 - 74 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 21 WALL OF STEEL 73 - 70 - 3 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 AIMED BLOW 65 - 63 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 STRIKING ATTACK 80 - 83 - 3 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 LUNGING ATTACK 108 - 120 - 9 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 16 SLASHING ATTACK 56 - 74 - 4 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 62 - 82 - 8 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 19 - 2 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 14 - 0 13 |
Turn 401 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 AIMED BLOW 8 - 12 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 20 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HAWKINS 8949 15 7 0 122 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
TOTAL PARRY MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 16 8 0 148 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SLASHING ATTACK KIND KOHL 8616 12 3 0 131 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GHOST 9609 17 13 1 121 F IS FOR FROG (852)
AIMED BLOW THE WORD 9590 13 4 0 112 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
WALL OF STEEL POUTINE 8769 21 17 2 98 FAST FOOD (724)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 12 7 2 95 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 13 10 1 94 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 11 7 1 52 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAWKINS 8949. The most popular warrior this turn
was DAS 9442. The ten other most popular fighters were AMIINANY DANGER 8491, LITTLE
VARIOUS 9341, MUY CALIENTE 9212, HENCHMAN 8756, JETTISONED JETSAM 9620, GALLIENUS
4956, HILLARY 9534, EIGRE 9651, QUADLING 9445, and LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009.
The least popular fighter this week was INFESTATION 9673. The other ten least
popular fighters were WHITE ZOMBIE 9658, CLIFF GLEAVES 9661, MEOWNARCH 9648, SLASHER
ASHER 9670, BLUR 9630, JURINE CAKE 9371, STYLE EDITOR 9642, DRINKING DRUNK 8617,
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389, and RUMP ROAST 9066.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GHOST (47-9609) F IS FOR FROG (852)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
EAT IT RAW (47-7996) BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
NIMBLE FOX (47-8135) A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
FRUIT CUP (47-9024) FAST FOOD (724)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
ODOBAN (47-7715) ERRATA! (760)
WREN (82-18987) TWISTED OAK (2929)
*RJ (82-41763) THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
DREW BURY MORE (82-55150) STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)
KISS MY... (84-26804) BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
BIG IN JAPAN (84-29457) KAOS 11-21 (4614)
HARV (84-29648) TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)
MARSHALL (84-35564) THIRSTY THUGS 1327 (6222)
JIMMY JON (84-35711) THIRSTY THUGS 0512 (6251)
BINGO BASHER (84-36834) NAMED BY MARK V (6439)
NAKED RAYGUN (84-54748) CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
BLOODGAMES at the WINTER FACE-TO-FACE
Congratulations to the winners of the Winter 2019 Bloodgames!
We held two Bloodgames arenas at the Winter Face to Face:
FTF-Style (DM 96): for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
Mail-in-Style (DM 97): for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds
Each manager's Bloodgames team had ten warriors, one of each style, all attributes
according to the manager's desire (84 points total). After ten rounds of brutal
battles, the Bloodgames Champions are the living warriors with the greatest number
of kills (only one of each style in each arena). These champions have been granted
immortality and advanced to ADM! The winners were:
DM 96
Slasher: GEORGE WAHLEN of MEDAL OF HONOR 29 96-6436, 8-2-5
Parry-Lunge: IMA PLUNGER of WIRA TEAM 96-6399, 8-2-5
Striker: HOMINY of CORN DOGS 96-6775, 8-2-4
DM 97
Wall-of-Steel: GET MARRIED of GAMBLING 2 97-7204, 8-2-5
Striker: HIAWATHA of KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97-7160 10-0-4
Aimed Blow: TRIUMPH of CANADIAN CLASSICS 97-7395 6-4-4
Congratulations to the winners! -- RSI