DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/19/2019    Duedate: 03/18/2019

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-402

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAWKINS
STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-8949) [16-7-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUMMY MUSKETEER                UGLY BUCCANEER
SPECTRAL STEEL (778)           FLOATING PAST (854)
(47-8146) [17-8-0,155]         (47-9623) [7-1-1,106]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAWKINS                        BEARDED FREAK
STAR PRAIRIE (821)             BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-8949) [16-7-0,134]         (47-7995) [16-12-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECOND BANANAS (573)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SECOND BANANAS (573)        65
2. DARQUE FORCES (396)         63EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SATAN'S MINIONS (813)       49      Unchartered Team
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            48
5. SHEWISH DINER (806)         47      FLOATING PAST (854)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 124  66  6 65.3   1/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573)     12  3 0
 2/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217)         892 564 30 61.3   2/ 5 F IS FOR FROG (852)      11  4 1
 3/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)      157 101  7 60.9   3/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         11  4 0
 4/ 2*FLOATING PAST (854)       24  16  1 60.0   4/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    11  4 0
 5/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)     349 239 38 59.4   5/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    10  4 1
 6/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806)      142  98 12 59.2   6/ 1 LES TURFISTES (727)      10  5 0
 7/ 5 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        44  32  2 57.9   7/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        9  6 1
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    131 100 13 56.7   8/13 SHEWISH DINER (806)       9  6 0
 9/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         968 772 50 55.6   9/ 2*FLOATING PAST (854)       9  6 0
10/ 9 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      41  35  1 53.9  10/14 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  6 0
11/11 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        66  58  6 53.2  11/ 3 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       9  6 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      350 323 26 52.0  12/16 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  8  6 0
13/14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  70  66  1 51.5  13/21 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  7 0
14/15 F IS FOR FROG (852)       72  68  3 51.4  14/25 A BOOR RENTS (842)        7  8 2
15/12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     58  55  6 51.3  15/12 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     7  8 1
16/16 FAST FOOD (724)          198 200 14 49.7  16/30 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       7  8 1
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      92  93  3 49.7  17/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  8 0
18/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      168 179  9 48.4  18/ 6 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 BASH BROS PARK (766)     137 150 10 47.7  19/11 FAST FOOD (724)           6  8 1
20/19 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      24  27  4 47.1  20/24 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  8 0
21-22*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       15  17  1 46.9  21/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  8 0
22/25 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       23  27  1 46.0  22/31 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        6  9 1
23/23 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  34  40  1 45.9  23/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       6  9 0
24/24 FRAYED SANITY (799)       68  81  4 45.6  24/15 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      6  9 0
25/21 EASTERN HORDE (849)       29  35  2 45.3  25/20 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       6  9 0
26/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     23  29  0 44.2  26/18 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      5  5 0
27/26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     82 107  7 43.4  27/22 EASTERN HORDE (849)       5 10 0
28/30 A BOOR RENTS (842)        22  30  6 42.3  28/28 WHITE WOLVES (832)        4 11 1
29/31 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     47  65  0 42.0  29/27 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     4 11 0
30/28*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          13  18  0 41.9  30/32 DARK PATH (845)           4 11 0
31/29 WHITE WOLVES (832)        52  75  1 40.9  31/26*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          4 11 0
32/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       44  69  2 38.9  32/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      3  2 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       67 113  5 37.2  33-23*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       3  4 0
34-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)      9  16  0 36.0  34/33 FRAYED SANITY (799)       3  7 0
35/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     8  19  1 29.6  35/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    2  3 0
36/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)       8  19  0 29.6  36-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)     1  4 0
37/36 DARK PATH (845)           10  44  0 18.5  37/35 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turf War Turn 5 Results

Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance   Elig  TM1   TM2   TM3   Max   2nd   Turn  Total
           Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC        3     7      7     1     7     7     21    95
COM        3     7     10     7    10     7     27    83
BAP        3     1      1    -2     1     1      3    77
TEA        3    -1     -1     5     5    -1      9    73
IC         3     7      2    -4     7     2     16    67
DUMB       2            1     4     4            8    59
BUST       2     7      1           7           14    59
DATA       3     1      1     5     5     1     11    43
RUBE       3     4      5    -2     5     4     14    22
RDH        2    -2     -2          -2           -4    21

Individual Results
Alliance
Team                   Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE     7     5      4    1      0     0   0
SATAN'S MINIONS         7     5      4    1      0     0   0
FLOATING PAST           1     5      2    3      0     0   0

BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
LES TURFISTES           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
WEIRD ALCHEMY          -2     5      1    4      0     0   0

BUST
SHEWISH DINER           7     5      4    1      0     0   0
WRATHMEN 6              1     5      2    3      0     0   0
BASH BROS PARK          2     4      2    2      0     0   0

COM
LAND OF OZ              7     5      4    1      0     0   0
SECOND BANANAS         10     5      5    0      0     0   0
ROYAL FLUSH             7     5      4    1      0     0   0

DATA
STAR PRAIRIE            1     5      2    3      0     0   0
FRAYED SANITY           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
BIG LAKE GROOVE         5     5      3    2      1     0   0

DUMB
FAST FOOD               2     4      2    2      0     0   0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK      1     5      2    3      0     0   0
DARQUE FORCES           4     5      3    2      0     0   0

IC
SPECTRAL STEEL          7     5      4    1      0     0   0
SPIRIT'S REALM          2     5      2    3      0     1   0
A'MERKIN INJUNS        -4     5      1    4      0     1   0

RDH
EASTERN HORDE          -2     5      1    4      0     0   0
DEATHLY HALLOWS        -2     5      1    4      0     0   0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS         2     4      2    2      0     0   0

RUBE
A BOOR RENTS            4     5      3    2      0     0   0
MEMPHIS MAFIA           5     5      3    2      1     0   0
DARK PATH              -2     5      1    4      0     0   0

TEA
YUPPIE HORDE           -1     5      2    3      0     1   0
WEIRD STUDENTS         -1     5      1    4      0     1   0
F IS FOR FROG           5     5      3    2      1     0   0

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NORTH FORK, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in NORTH FORK, with 
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--SECOND 
BANANAS.  Perhaps it is A BOOR RENTS members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 25th to 14th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, MEMPHIS MAFIA blew up the rankings to 14!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK, after suffering a 
12 drop in ranking.  LAND OF OZ posted a nice gain, to come in 10th.  Everybody loves 
a winner...  Practice pays for MURDERING SPECTRE, who pummelled RUMP ROAST, to pocket 
25 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, SHEIK TZU was winsome, after 
beating SLIM SHADY and seeing him lose 20 points.  HAWKINS successfully staved off a 
grab for the roses by GHOST of F IS FOR FROG.  Does NORTH FORK have no one talented 
enough to dethrone him?  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of LAND OF OZ should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of LAND OF 
OZ found their efforts at combat frustrated as RUBBER SOUL 6 apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, MADCAP could open up a 
fast food joint!  As a confidence booster, MUMMY MUSKETEER challenged DOC MCSWIFT, 
down 57 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, MUMMY 
MUSKETEER?  MUMMY MUSKETEER won victory over DOC MCSWIFT.  The whole thing leaves a 
bitter memory.  DIONEXUS found himself challenged by a warrior 25 below:  SAM 
STEPHENS.  SAM STEPHENS of DARK PATH kept hers wits as she beat DIONEXUS.  My love of 
complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, GOLFO DULCE and 
BAZINGA.  Are F IS FOR FROG unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought GOLFO 
DULCE showed great skill and promise when she bested BAZINGA.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
You've heard about JUDY SPRECKLES of MEMPHIS MAFIA.  Death plays no favorites, and 
neither do I.  What was a 5-5-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Charity is 
unknown in NORTH FORK, and rightly so.  DARQUE FORCES exacted their revenge against 
A'MERKIN INJUNS.  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body 
parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  NORTH FORK, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my 
bill at The Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAWKINS 8949                 16   7  0   134       STAR PRAIRIE (821)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         17   8  0   155       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CRYING KID 8392               9   7  0   124       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           16   9  0   120       LES TURFISTES (727)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          14  11  1   112       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 HENCHMAN 8756                10   6  0   106       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 UGLY BUCCANEER 9623           7   1  1   106       FLOATING PAST (854)
 POUTINE 8769                 22  17  2   102       FAST FOOD (724)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043          14  10  1    99       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 KIND KOHL 8616               12   4  0    99       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 FELANAHDRA 9617               4   2  0    99       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 SRIRACHA 9042                13  11  1    95       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 DOC MCSWIFT 9505              9   8  1    93       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 THE WORD 9590                13   5  0    92       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 LACKEY 8760                  11   7  0    91       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGENT 99 8694                12   2  1    90       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          17  10  0    89       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           16  12  0    89       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491         12  12  1    89       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           19  20  1    88       FAST FOOD (724)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          13  10  2    88       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212             7   6  0    86       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             24  12  0    84       FAST FOOD (724)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              16   9  0    81       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         16  19  0    81       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423         8   3  0    80       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 QUADLING 9445                 7   1  0    79       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           20  10  0    78       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      12  10  0    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ACE MERRILL 9319              9   7  0    78       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025             13   7  3    76       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493         12   8  2    76       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           12  16  0    75       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BLAZE 9560                    8   1  1    73       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 MARATHON MAN 9313            16   6  0    72       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872             15  22  0    71       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 KANSAS 9062                  13  12  0    71       LAND OF OZ (217)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776           10  10  1    70       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ARMENIUS 9159                13  13  0    69       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MADCAP 9306                  11  12  2    68       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SEABLOOM 8527                11  19  0    67       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 EN FEUGO 9072                10   8  1    67       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALIISZA 8871                 12  22  2    66       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 GALLIENUS 4956                8  15  1    66       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASB 9493                     7   7  1    66       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 BRAINS 9296                  12   9  0    64       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LE GRELE 8252                12  11  1    62       LES TURFISTES (727)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037        6   1  0    60       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468       6   3  0    59       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THE PLAINSMAN 8873           11  25  0    58       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 DAS 9442                      6   2  1    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOB BLUTH 9478                6   2  2    56       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BOOYAH 9542                   4   2  0    56       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              14  13  0    55       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         6   7  0    55       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          12   7  1    54       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267              11  11  0    54       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              10   8  2    54       SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 BRUTUS 9380                   8   4  0    52       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SAM STEPHENS 9634             4   1  0    52       DARK PATH (845)
 MURDERING SPECTRE 9508        4   3  0    52       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           7   9  0    50       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 JHAN BOY 9494                 5   3  0    50       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                4   6  0    50       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 COVFEFE 9633                  4   1  0    50       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 OCTOGAB 8382                 11   6  0    49       LES TURFISTES (727)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625            6   2  0    49       FLOATING PAST (854)
 TOBIR NUTS 9370               5   1  0    49       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476           7   1  0    48       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BLAMM! 9545                   5   3  0    48       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 8  18  0    46       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 PARADIGM 9018                 9  15  1    43       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 LE POLISTE 9636               5   0  0    43       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SHOW HORSE 9647               2   2  1    43       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-JACKYL 9349                   5   2  0    42       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 BAD BETTY 9284                5   1  0    41       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 TENTENABULATION 9381          6   4  1    40       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 HACKER 9156                   6   8  0    40       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            4   7  1    40       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406          6   2  0    36       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SLIM SHADY 9511               4   2  1    36       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389         4   2  0    36       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 UGLY ART 9458                 3   2  0    35       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 JULIA VAUGHN 9645             4   0  0    34       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYLO REN 9482                 5   3  0    33       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              4   9  0    33       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642             3   2  1    33       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 CRAZY IVAN 9664               2   1  0    33       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303             6   4  0    32       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 GRADY 9479                    4   4  0    32       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 IRONHIDE 9532                 4   2  0    32       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               3   1  0    32       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        2   5  0    32       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 3=4 9105                      6   4  1    31       LES TURFISTES (727)
 LICKSPITTLE 9310              4   1  0    31       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 KUPP 9531                     3   3  0    31       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 WHITE BUFFALO 9244            4   7  0    29       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596              4   2  0    29       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 POISON OAK 9449               3   2  0    29       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 MAD-DIE MOODY 9523            4   3  0    28       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COW PIE 9281                  3   3  1    28       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CARISSIMUS 9619               1   4  1    28       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 WACKO JACKKO 9415             7   4  2    27       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 ARCEE 9529                    4   2  0    27       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LEGS 9672                     2   0  1    27       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 15 WAYS 9626                  5   3  0    26       FLOATING PAST (854)
 LEOD 9614                     3   3  0    26       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-SLUG 9428                     4   1  0    25       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 MANTELLA 9656                 2   1  0    25       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          2   3  0    24       FAST FOOD (724)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING CHARLES 9451             5   5  0    23       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 WALKING THUNDER 9247          4   7  0    23       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 PUKE 9507                     2   3  1    23       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 QUICK SLUG 9660               2   1  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-DISTURBED 9350                4   3  0    22       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              2   3  0    22       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 OSCAR MAIER 9365              3   4  0    21       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 STOOGE 9259                   5   4  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 LOST SHIP 9621                4   2  0    20       FLOATING PAST (854)
 FLUNKY 9464                   3   2  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 BLAH 7 9498                   2   4  0    20       EASTERN HORDE (849)
-KOHR 9430                     2   3  0    20       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 HILLARY 9534                  3   4  1    19       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 TELLIUS 9373                  3  10  0    19       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LYN 9613                      3   3  0    19       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 SIMON MAGUS 9432              4   6  0    18       DARK PATH (845)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669       2   0  0    17       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 BURNING MAN 9481              4   4  0    16       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 SON OF SPAM 9592              2   4  2    16       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661            2   1  0    16       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 BASHITE 9403                  3   1  1    15       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 HOT TO TROTSKY 9663           2   1  0    15       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 DAVE HEBLER 9682              1   0  1    15       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 NORTHWIND 9454                1   0  0    15       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 GLEASON 9277                  0   5  0    15       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 JHANDICE 9496                 4   2  0    14       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 ALFRED 9536                   2   3  1    14       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 EUREKA 9667                   1   1  0    14       LAND OF OZ (217)
 GIGGLING BEAR 9676            1   0  0    14       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 BASH'IT 9446                  3   0  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 JETTISONED JETSAM 9620        2   6  0    12       FLOATING PAST (854)
 FAILIN FOOL 9654              1   2  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 BA-SHEA 9092                  1   4  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-HELLYEAH 9347                 2   4  1    11       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 CLOSED 9641                   1   4  0    11       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 BAZINGA 9540                  2   4  0    10       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 BASHIM 9074                   1   5  0    10       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644        2   2  1     9       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-ALRIC 9429                    2   3  0     9       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 MONSTER 9618                  1   0  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591       1   5  0     8       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BRONTES 9414                  2   1  0     7       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-GAUSS 9427                    1   4  0     7       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671        1   1  0     7       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 SPOOK 9533                    1   4  0     7       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 HAMBURGLER 9685               1   0  0     6       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 DISTORTED ENTRY 9668          1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 UNSEEN ENTITY 9666            1   1  0     4       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 BASH 9073                     0   3  0     3       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 GRANDMAMA 9662                0   3  0     3       DARK PATH (845)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            0   1  0     1       F IS FOR FROG (852)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYSTAL BETH 9681             0   1  0     1       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 BAD CLAM 9680                 0   1  0     1       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ALLANON 9683                  0   1  0     1       DARK PATH (845)
-WHITE ZOMBIE 9658             0   1  0     1       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             0   1  0     1       FRAYED SANITY (799)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE BEATING SUN 9653    0  2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   ALFRED 9536           400  REVENGED
TERRABLOOD'S BAN 9643   0  1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  PUKE 9507             399  REVENGED
THE CHAMPION 9401       2  2 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  DAS 9442              398  REVENGED
STEROPES 9411           1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   DAVE HEBLER 9682      402   
URSULA 9684             0  1 0 DARK PATH 845        IC TASKMASTER         402  NONE
BLUR 9630               1  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401  JUST REVENGED
DEAD 9679               0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    AVATAR OF DARKHE      402  NONE
WRECK-GAR 9678          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    AVATAR OF DARKHE      402  NONE
SEVERUS NAPE 9524       3  4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  STYLE EDITOR 9642     402   
RADINSMELL 9404         3  3 1 FRAYED SANITY 799    WACKO JACKKO 9415     400   
TALKING TREE 9655       0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SON OF SPAM 9592      400  JUST REVENGED
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438     5  5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    CARISSIMUS 9619       402   
KING MUTT 9421          3  3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SON OF SPAM 9592      398  NOT REVENGED
MEOWNARCH 9648          2  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SHOW HORSE 9647       401   
LOST ONE 9512           2  1 0 SPIRIT'S REALM 850   TENTENABULATION 9381  399   
BRDB THE WARPED 9649    1  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LEGS 9672             402   
TIRED TEDDY 9051        2  5 1 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   WACKO JACKKO 9415     398  NOT REVENGED
EIGRE 9651              1  3 0 WRATHMEN 6 853       AA DESERTER           402  NONE
SLASHER ASHER 9670      0  2 0 WRATHMEN 6 853       SPIRIT                402  NONE
TIGER BLOOD 9485        8  6 1 YUPPIE HORDE 848     BARNEY STINSON 8307   398  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Comin' on strong..... comin' on strong..... watch out, kids. -- Oz The All Excited  
(for the conniving and crafty old men)

Lord Of Barkness, well challenged and well fought, you DOG. -- Kansas

Srirachi, I was not hot. -- Brains

Son Of Spam, take that from a Princess! -- China Princess

Jhan Boy, that was for the Walton rip-off! -- Quadling

Mantella, beware Dorothy's cat. I can roar louder than The Cowardly Lion. -- Eureka

A salute to all of you at The Face. It was a pleasure. -- Oz The All Social

15 Ways -- I am glad you only got up to "5 Ways" to inflict wounds upon me! I doubt 
there would be anything left of me if you had reached 15!  Respect! -- Carissimus

Julia Vaughn -- Well, that would have turned out better!  Thank you for the skills 
lesson! -- Tellius

The Plainsmen -- Thank you for the skills training and for letting me try out a new 
weapon!  I hope your arm heals soon! -- Armenius

Booyah -- Well fought and tough lesson for me!  Good luck on the sands! -- Brutus

Sam Stephens -- Bring a back up weapon next time! -- Dionexus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EIGRE was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLASHER ASHER was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was easily killed by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
URSULA was slaughtered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
WRECK-GAR was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KANSAS devastated SON OF SPAM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
ARCEE overpowered FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
MUMMY MUSKETEER slimly won victory over DOC MCSWIFT in a 5 minute competition.
HOBO CASSEROLE vanquished SLUSH PUPPY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LACKEY won victory over ACE MERRILL in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
QUADLING handily defeated BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AGENT 99 demolished EN FEUGO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ARMENIUS was overcome by MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
HENCHMAN slimly won victory over THE WORD in a 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
BARNEY STINSON handily defeated MADCAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KLEGG HAII was overpowered by QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
RETURN OF THE KING viciously subdued MARATHON MAN in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
BLAZE overpowered LEGGING LAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOB BLUTH overpowered KYLO REN in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
BLAMM! handily defeated LEOD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BRUTUS vanquished PARADIGM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOBIR NUTS handily defeated HACKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD devastated CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DAS overpowered DRINKING DRUNK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRAINS narrowly defeated JHAN BOY in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
SAM STEPHENS overpowered DIONEXUS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
LE POLISTE overpowered JUMPING JOE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
QUICK SLUG was beaten by UGLY ART in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TENTENABULATION overpowered BLAH 7 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY unbelievably bested WHITE BUFFALO in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NIGHTSHADE NINJA overpowered JHANDICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IRONHIDE overpowered OSCAR MAIER in a 6 minute uneven Challenge bout.
JURINE CAKE demolished GRANDMAMA in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
EUREKA was unbelievably bested by HOT TO TROTSKY in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
COW PIE overpowered GLEASON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HILLARY subdued JETTISONED JETSAM in a 2 minute Challenge match.
GOLFO DULCE handily defeated BAZINGA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LICKSPITTLE overpowered BURNING MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CARISSIMUS executed JUDY SPRECKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FLUNKY handily defeated DISTORTED ENTRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LEGS assassinated BRDB THE WARPED in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge battle.
CRAZY IVAN devastated POISON OAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HAWKINS vanquished GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
CHALUPA BATMAN devastated FIZBAN in a 2 minute mismatched match.
HARRY SLAUGHTER was handily defeated by FELANAHDRA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CRYING KID luckily beat KIND KOHL in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
LATE OR EARLY overpowered WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
POUTINE narrowly defeated AMIINANY DANGER in a exciting 3 minute expert's competition.
UGLY BUCCANEER handily defeated CLAMTASTIC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
VIKING VAMPIRE beat LORD OF BARKNESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
VARS FOLLEY handily defeated THE PLAINSMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HEADLESS NICK was savagely defeated by P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 5 minute veteran's brawl.
SRIRACHA demolished LE GRELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
BROCK TULGREN was savagely defeated by BEARDED FREAK in a 7 minute expert's bout.
GALLIENUS was defeated by SEABLOOM in a 2 minute master's brawl.
BOOYAH slimly lost to ALIISZA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
ANGRY CLAM was vanquished by PASB in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LITTLE VARIOUS beat HELLHOUND HESTATI in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
BAD BETTY was unbelievably bested by COVFEFE in a action packed 2 minute match.
SLIM SHADY lost to SHEIK TZU in a popular 1 minute bout.
3=4 was overpowered by LEGIONNAIRE LICH in a 2 minute uneven fight.
RUMP ROAST was vanquished by MURDERING SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OCTOGAB was subdued by ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a popular 2 minute duel.
CHINA PRINCESS overpowered WACKO JACKKO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIMON MAGUS slimly lost to MAD-DIE MOODY in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MOOSEKNUCKLE savagely defeated TELLIUS in a 2 minute gory bout.
WALKING THUNDER was savagely defeated by KUPP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
SHOW HORSE bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
15 WAYS savagely defeated CLOSED in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
SEVERUS NAPE was murdered by STYLE EDITOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE BOY overcame ALFRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JULIA VAUGHN unbelievably bested STOOGE in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
GRADY overpowered LOST SHIP in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS was overcome by BASHIM in a 5 minute conflict.
KING CHARLES won victory over BA-SHEA in a 1 minute match.
LYN luckily beat FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 2 minute brutal contest.
BASHITE slimly lost to FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute brutal match.
SPOOK was overpowered by NORTHWIND in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PUKE subdued BAD CLAM in a 1 minute novice's fray.
FAILIN FOOL devastated CRYSTAL BETH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANTELLA vanquished BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BASH'IT won victory over YELLOW VESTED in a 2 minute novice's fray.
CLIFF GLEAVES vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
UNSEEN ENTITY was demolished by GIGGLING BEAR in a 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
STEROPES was slain by DAVE HEBLER in a 1 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ overpowered ALLANON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BASH was luckily beaten by HAMBURGLER in a 2 minute gory beginner's battle.
MONSTER viciously subdued DONNIE STAHL in a 1 minute bloody beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  41         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  24         AIMED BLOW        75 -  68 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         STRIKING ATTACK   92 -  87 -  4      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         TOTAL PARRY       80 -  79 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK   126 - 134 - 10      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         WALL OF STEEL     72 -  79 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  19 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   61 -  78 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    68 -  89 - 10      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 402 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      7 - 11         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 15         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        12 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 13         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 19                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  8                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HAWKINS 8949               16   7  0  134 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
TOTAL PARRY      MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146       17   8  0  155 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
STRIKING ATTACK  LATE OR EARLY 8183         16   9  0  120 LES TURFISTES (727)
AIMED BLOW       HOBO CASSEROLE 8622        14  11  1  112 SHEWISH DINER (806)
SLASHING ATTACK  HENCHMAN 8756              10   6  0  106 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    POUTINE 8769               22  17  2  102 FAST FOOD (724)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHALUPA BATMAN 9043        14  10  1   99 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK   HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493       12   8  2   76 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        12   7  1   54 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAWKINS 8949.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEARDED FREAK 7995.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC MCSWIFT 9505, 
RETURN OF THE KING 9124, KIND KOHL 8616, BOOYAH 9542, BAD BETTY 9284, BRAINS 9296, 
WHITE BUFFALO 9244, AMIINANY DANGER 8491, ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468, and SHOW HORSE 
9647.

The least popular fighter this week was BASHIM 9074.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IRONHIDE 9532, DONNIE STAHL 9675, ALLANON 9683, UNSEEN ENTITY 9666, 
BASH'IT 9446, BRONTES 9414, SPOOK 9533, LOST SHIP 9621, RUMP ROAST 9066, and BROCK 
TULGREN 8528.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GHOST (47-9609) F IS FOR FROG (852)

                        SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN TAMPA, FLORIDA

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held at the Embassy Suites Tampa Airport Westshore.  Room rates are $125 per night, 
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cooked-to-order breakfast and evening reception, plus there's a free airport shuttle 
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                    Hotel site:  https://tinyurl.com/FFSummer2019
       (As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!)  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI