DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/19/2019 Duedate: 03/18/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-402
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAWKINS
STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-8949) [16-7-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MUMMY MUSKETEER UGLY BUCCANEER
SPECTRAL STEEL (778) FLOATING PAST (854)
(47-8146) [17-8-0,155] (47-9623) [7-1-1,106]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAWKINS BEARDED FREAK
STAR PRAIRIE (821) BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
(47-8949) [16-7-0,134] (47-7995) [16-12-0,89]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SECOND BANANAS (573)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SECOND BANANAS (573) 65
2. DARQUE FORCES (396) 63EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 49 Unchartered Team
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 48
5. SHEWISH DINER (806) 47 FLOATING PAST (854)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 124 66 6 65.3 1/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573) 12 3 0
2/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 892 564 30 61.3 2/ 5 F IS FOR FROG (852) 11 4 1
3/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727) 157 101 7 60.9 3/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 11 4 0
4/ 2*FLOATING PAST (854) 24 16 1 60.0 4/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 11 4 0
5/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 349 239 38 59.4 5/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 10 4 1
6/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806) 142 98 12 59.2 6/ 1 LES TURFISTES (727) 10 5 0
7/ 5 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 44 32 2 57.9 7/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 9 6 1
8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 131 100 13 56.7 8/13 SHEWISH DINER (806) 9 6 0
9/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 968 772 50 55.6 9/ 2*FLOATING PAST (854) 9 6 0
10/ 9 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 41 35 1 53.9 10/14 LAND OF OZ (217) 9 6 0
11/11 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 66 58 6 53.2 11/ 3 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 9 6 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396) 350 323 26 52.0 12/16 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 8 6 0
13/14 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 70 66 1 51.5 13/21 BASH BROS PARK (766) 7 7 0
14/15 F IS FOR FROG (852) 72 68 3 51.4 14/25 A BOOR RENTS (842) 7 8 2
15/12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 58 55 6 51.3 15/12 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 7 8 1
16/16 FAST FOOD (724) 198 200 14 49.7 16/30 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 7 8 1
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 92 93 3 49.7 17/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 7 8 0
18/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 168 179 9 48.4 18/ 6 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 BASH BROS PARK (766) 137 150 10 47.7 19/11 FAST FOOD (724) 6 8 1
20/19 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 24 27 4 47.1 20/24 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 8 0
21-22*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 15 17 1 46.9 21/29 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 6 8 0
22/25 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 23 27 1 46.0 22/31 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 6 9 1
23/23 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 34 40 1 45.9 23/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 6 9 0
24/24 FRAYED SANITY (799) 68 81 4 45.6 24/15 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 6 9 0
25/21 EASTERN HORDE (849) 29 35 2 45.3 25/20 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 6 9 0
26/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 23 29 0 44.2 26/18 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 5 5 0
27/26 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 82 107 7 43.4 27/22 EASTERN HORDE (849) 5 10 0
28/30 A BOOR RENTS (842) 22 30 6 42.3 28/28 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 11 1
29/31 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 47 65 0 42.0 29/27 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 4 11 0
30/28*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 13 18 0 41.9 30/32 DARK PATH (845) 4 11 0
31/29 WHITE WOLVES (832) 52 75 1 40.9 31/26*WRATHMEN 6 (853) 4 11 0
32/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 44 69 2 38.9 32/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 3 2 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 67 113 5 37.2 33-23*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 3 4 0
34-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 9 16 0 36.0 34/33 FRAYED SANITY (799) 3 7 0
35/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827) 8 19 1 29.6 35/ 0*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827) 2 3 0
36/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 8 19 0 29.6 36-34*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 1 4 0
37/36 DARK PATH (845) 10 44 0 18.5 37/35 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War Turn 5 Results
Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance Elig TM1 TM2 TM3 Max 2nd Turn Total
Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC 3 7 7 1 7 7 21 95
COM 3 7 10 7 10 7 27 83
BAP 3 1 1 -2 1 1 3 77
TEA 3 -1 -1 5 5 -1 9 73
IC 3 7 2 -4 7 2 16 67
DUMB 2 1 4 4 8 59
BUST 2 7 1 7 14 59
DATA 3 1 1 5 5 1 11 43
RUBE 3 4 5 -2 5 4 14 22
RDH 2 -2 -2 -2 -4 21
Individual Results
Alliance
Team Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
LES TURFISTES 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
BUST
SHEWISH DINER 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
COM
LAND OF OZ 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS 10 5 5 0 0 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
DATA
STAR PRAIRIE 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
FRAYED SANITY 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 5 5 3 2 1 0 0
DUMB
FAST FOOD 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 1 5 2 3 0 0 0
DARQUE FORCES 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
IC
SPECTRAL STEEL 7 5 4 1 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM 2 5 2 3 0 1 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS -4 5 1 4 0 1 0
RDH
EASTERN HORDE -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 2 4 2 2 0 0 0
RUBE
A BOOR RENTS 4 5 3 2 0 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA 5 5 3 2 1 0 0
DARK PATH -2 5 1 4 0 0 0
TEA
YUPPIE HORDE -1 5 2 3 0 1 0
WEIRD STUDENTS -1 5 1 4 0 1 0
F IS FOR FROG 5 5 3 2 1 0 0
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon NORTH FORK,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Nothing is certain in NORTH FORK, with
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--SECOND
BANANAS. Perhaps it is A BOOR RENTS members' intannibility that enabled them to move
from 25th to 14th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium
heaved into a wet pond, MEMPHIS MAFIA blew up the rankings to 14! Thinking about
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK, after suffering a
12 drop in ranking. LAND OF OZ posted a nice gain, to come in 10th. Everybody loves
a winner... Practice pays for MURDERING SPECTRE, who pummelled RUMP ROAST, to pocket
25 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, SHEIK TZU was winsome, after
beating SLIM SHADY and seeing him lose 20 points. HAWKINS successfully staved off a
grab for the roses by GHOST of F IS FOR FROG. Does NORTH FORK have no one talented
enough to dethrone him? So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls
and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of LAND OF OZ should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of LAND OF
OZ found their efforts at combat frustrated as RUBBER SOUL 6 apparently had more
important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, MADCAP could open up a
fast food joint! As a confidence booster, MUMMY MUSKETEER challenged DOC MCSWIFT,
down 57 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, MUMMY
MUSKETEER? MUMMY MUSKETEER won victory over DOC MCSWIFT. The whole thing leaves a
bitter memory. DIONEXUS found himself challenged by a warrior 25 below: SAM
STEPHENS. SAM STEPHENS of DARK PATH kept hers wits as she beat DIONEXUS. My love of
complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, GOLFO DULCE and
BAZINGA. Are F IS FOR FROG unwilling to engage in a fair fight? I thought GOLFO
DULCE showed great skill and promise when she bested BAZINGA. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
You've heard about JUDY SPRECKLES of MEMPHIS MAFIA. Death plays no favorites, and
neither do I. What was a 5-5-0 doing on the fields in the first place? Charity is
unknown in NORTH FORK, and rightly so. DARQUE FORCES exacted their revenge against
A'MERKIN INJUNS. Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body
parts in the arena. A certain tavern in NORTH FORK would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life. As the
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to
leave this place. NORTH FORK, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my
bill at The Dripping Blade. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAWKINS 8949 16 7 0 134 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 17 8 0 155 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
CRYING KID 8392 9 7 0 124 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 16 9 0 120 LES TURFISTES (727)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 14 11 1 112 SHEWISH DINER (806)
HENCHMAN 8756 10 6 0 106 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 7 1 1 106 FLOATING PAST (854)
POUTINE 8769 22 17 2 102 FAST FOOD (724)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 14 10 1 99 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
KIND KOHL 8616 12 4 0 99 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
FELANAHDRA 9617 4 2 0 99 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
SRIRACHA 9042 13 11 1 95 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 9 8 1 93 EASTERN HORDE (849)
THE WORD 9590 13 5 0 92 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
LACKEY 8760 11 7 0 91 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGENT 99 8694 12 2 1 90 SECOND BANANAS (573)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 17 10 0 89 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 16 12 0 89 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 12 12 1 89 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 19 20 1 88 FAST FOOD (724)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 13 10 2 88 SECOND BANANAS (573)
MUY CALIENTE 9212 7 6 0 86 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 24 12 0 84 FAST FOOD (724)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 16 9 0 81 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 16 19 0 81 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 8 3 0 80 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
QUADLING 9445 7 1 0 79 LAND OF OZ (217)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 20 10 0 78 FRAYED SANITY (799)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 12 10 0 78 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ACE MERRILL 9319 9 7 0 78 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 13 7 3 76 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 12 8 2 76 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 12 16 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLAZE 9560 8 1 1 73 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
MARATHON MAN 9313 16 6 0 72 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 15 22 0 71 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
KANSAS 9062 13 12 0 71 LAND OF OZ (217)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 10 10 1 70 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
ARMENIUS 9159 13 13 0 69 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MADCAP 9306 11 12 2 68 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
SEABLOOM 8527 11 19 0 67 FRAYED SANITY (799)
EN FEUGO 9072 10 8 1 67 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALIISZA 8871 12 22 2 66 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
GALLIENUS 4956 8 15 1 66 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PASB 9493 7 7 1 66 EASTERN HORDE (849)
BRAINS 9296 12 9 0 64 LAND OF OZ (217)
LE GRELE 8252 12 11 1 62 LES TURFISTES (727)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 6 1 0 60 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 6 3 0 59 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 11 25 0 58 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
DAS 9442 6 2 1 58 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOB BLUTH 9478 6 2 2 56 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BOOYAH 9542 4 2 0 56 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
KLEGG HAII 9204 14 13 0 55 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 6 7 0 55 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 12 7 1 54 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 11 11 0 54 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
RUMP ROAST 9066 10 8 2 54 SHEWISH DINER (806)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BRUTUS 9380 8 4 0 52 WHITE WOLVES (832)
SAM STEPHENS 9634 4 1 0 52 DARK PATH (845)
MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 4 3 0 52 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 7 9 0 50 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
JHAN BOY 9494 5 3 0 50 EASTERN HORDE (849)
SHEIK TZU 9452 4 6 0 50 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
COVFEFE 9633 4 1 0 50 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
OCTOGAB 8382 11 6 0 49 LES TURFISTES (727)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 6 2 0 49 FLOATING PAST (854)
TOBIR NUTS 9370 5 1 0 49 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 7 1 0 48 LAND OF OZ (217)
BLAMM! 9545 5 3 0 48 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
DIONEXUS 9157 8 18 0 46 WHITE WOLVES (832)
PARADIGM 9018 9 15 1 43 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
LE POLISTE 9636 5 0 0 43 LES TURFISTES (727)
SHOW HORSE 9647 2 2 1 43 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-JACKYL 9349 5 2 0 42 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
BAD BETTY 9284 5 1 0 41 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
TENTENABULATION 9381 6 4 1 40 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
HACKER 9156 6 8 0 40 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 4 7 1 40 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 6 2 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLIM SHADY 9511 4 2 1 36 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 4 2 0 36 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
UGLY ART 9458 3 2 0 35 BASH BROS PARK (766)
JULIA VAUGHN 9645 4 0 0 34 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KYLO REN 9482 5 3 0 33 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
JUMPING JOE 8994 4 9 0 33 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 3 2 1 33 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
CRAZY IVAN 9664 2 1 0 33 A BOOR RENTS (842)
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 6 4 0 32 FRAYED SANITY (799)
GRADY 9479 4 4 0 32 SECOND BANANAS (573)
IRONHIDE 9532 4 2 0 32 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LITTLE BOY 8548 3 1 0 32 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 2 5 0 32 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
3=4 9105 6 4 1 31 LES TURFISTES (727)
LICKSPITTLE 9310 4 1 0 31 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
KUPP 9531 3 3 0 31 DARQUE FORCES (396)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 4 7 0 29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 4 2 0 29 F IS FOR FROG (852)
POISON OAK 9449 3 2 0 29 BASH BROS PARK (766)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 4 3 0 28 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COW PIE 9281 3 3 1 28 SHEWISH DINER (806)
CARISSIMUS 9619 1 4 1 28 WHITE WOLVES (832)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 7 4 2 27 A BOOR RENTS (842)
ARCEE 9529 4 2 0 27 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LEGS 9672 2 0 1 27 F IS FOR FROG (852)
15 WAYS 9626 5 3 0 26 FLOATING PAST (854)
LEOD 9614 3 3 0 26 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
-SLUG 9428 4 1 0 25 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
MANTELLA 9656 2 1 0 25 F IS FOR FROG (852)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 2 3 0 24 FAST FOOD (724)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KING CHARLES 9451 5 5 0 23 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 4 7 0 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
PUKE 9507 2 3 1 23 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
QUICK SLUG 9660 2 1 0 23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-DISTURBED 9350 4 3 0 22 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
JURINE CAKE 9371 2 3 0 22 SHEWISH DINER (806)
OSCAR MAIER 9365 3 4 0 21 FRAYED SANITY (799)
STOOGE 9259 5 4 0 20 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LOST SHIP 9621 4 2 0 20 FLOATING PAST (854)
FLUNKY 9464 3 2 0 20 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BLAH 7 9498 2 4 0 20 EASTERN HORDE (849)
-KOHR 9430 2 3 0 20 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
HILLARY 9534 3 4 1 19 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TELLIUS 9373 3 10 0 19 WHITE WOLVES (832)
LYN 9613 3 3 0 19 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
SIMON MAGUS 9432 4 6 0 18 DARK PATH (845)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 2 0 0 17 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BURNING MAN 9481 4 4 0 16 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
SON OF SPAM 9592 2 4 2 16 A BOOR RENTS (842)
CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 2 1 0 16 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
BASHITE 9403 3 1 1 15 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663 2 1 0 15 A BOOR RENTS (842)
DAVE HEBLER 9682 1 0 1 15 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
NORTHWIND 9454 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
GLEASON 9277 0 5 0 15 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
JHANDICE 9496 4 2 0 14 EASTERN HORDE (849)
ALFRED 9536 2 3 1 14 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
EUREKA 9667 1 1 0 14 LAND OF OZ (217)
GIGGLING BEAR 9676 1 0 0 14 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
BASH'IT 9446 3 0 0 12 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 2 6 0 12 FLOATING PAST (854)
FAILIN FOOL 9654 1 2 0 12 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
BA-SHEA 9092 1 4 0 12 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-HELLYEAH 9347 2 4 1 11 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
CLOSED 9641 1 4 0 11 BASH BROS PARK (766)
BAZINGA 9540 2 4 0 10 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
BASHIM 9074 1 5 0 10 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644 2 2 1 9 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-ALRIC 9429 2 3 0 9 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
MONSTER 9618 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591 1 5 0 8 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
BRONTES 9414 2 1 0 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-GAUSS 9427 1 4 0 7 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671 1 1 0 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
SPOOK 9533 1 4 0 7 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
HAMBURGLER 9685 1 0 0 6 A BOOR RENTS (842)
DISTORTED ENTRY 9668 1 1 0 4 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
UNSEEN ENTITY 9666 1 1 0 4 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
BASH 9073 0 3 0 3 STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
GRANDMAMA 9662 0 3 0 3 DARK PATH (845)
YELLOW VESTED 9677 0 1 0 1 F IS FOR FROG (852)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYSTAL BETH 9681 0 1 0 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
BAD CLAM 9680 0 1 0 1 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
ALLANON 9683 0 1 0 1 DARK PATH (845)
-WHITE ZOMBIE 9658 0 1 0 1 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
DONNIE STAHL 9675 0 1 0 1 FRAYED SANITY (799)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE BEATING SUN 9653 0 2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766 ALFRED 9536 400 REVENGED
TERRABLOOD'S BAN 9643 0 1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 PUKE 9507 399 REVENGED
THE CHAMPION 9401 2 2 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792 DAS 9442 398 REVENGED
STEROPES 9411 1 2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 DAVE HEBLER 9682 402
URSULA 9684 0 1 0 DARK PATH 845 IC TASKMASTER 402 NONE
BLUR 9630 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401 JUST REVENGED
DEAD 9679 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 AVATAR OF DARKHE 402 NONE
WRECK-GAR 9678 0 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 AVATAR OF DARKHE 402 NONE
SEVERUS NAPE 9524 3 4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 STYLE EDITOR 9642 402
RADINSMELL 9404 3 3 1 FRAYED SANITY 799 WACKO JACKKO 9415 400
TALKING TREE 9655 0 1 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SON OF SPAM 9592 400 JUST REVENGED
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438 5 5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 CARISSIMUS 9619 402
KING MUTT 9421 3 3 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SON OF SPAM 9592 398 NOT REVENGED
MEOWNARCH 9648 2 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SHOW HORSE 9647 401
LOST ONE 9512 2 1 0 SPIRIT'S REALM 850 TENTENABULATION 9381 399
BRDB THE WARPED 9649 1 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 LEGS 9672 402
TIRED TEDDY 9051 2 5 1 WEIRD STUDENTS 805 WACKO JACKKO 9415 398 NOT REVENGED
EIGRE 9651 1 3 0 WRATHMEN 6 853 AA DESERTER 402 NONE
SLASHER ASHER 9670 0 2 0 WRATHMEN 6 853 SPIRIT 402 NONE
TIGER BLOOD 9485 8 6 1 YUPPIE HORDE 848 BARNEY STINSON 8307 398 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Comin' on strong..... comin' on strong..... watch out, kids. -- Oz The All Excited
(for the conniving and crafty old men)
Lord Of Barkness, well challenged and well fought, you DOG. -- Kansas
Srirachi, I was not hot. -- Brains
Son Of Spam, take that from a Princess! -- China Princess
Jhan Boy, that was for the Walton rip-off! -- Quadling
Mantella, beware Dorothy's cat. I can roar louder than The Cowardly Lion. -- Eureka
A salute to all of you at The Face. It was a pleasure. -- Oz The All Social
15 Ways -- I am glad you only got up to "5 Ways" to inflict wounds upon me! I doubt
there would be anything left of me if you had reached 15! Respect! -- Carissimus
Julia Vaughn -- Well, that would have turned out better! Thank you for the skills
lesson! -- Tellius
The Plainsmen -- Thank you for the skills training and for letting me try out a new
weapon! I hope your arm heals soon! -- Armenius
Booyah -- Well fought and tough lesson for me! Good luck on the sands! -- Brutus
Sam Stephens -- Bring a back up weapon next time! -- Dionexus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EIGRE was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLASHER ASHER was butchered by SPIRIT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was easily killed by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
URSULA was slaughtered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
WRECK-GAR was assassinated by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KANSAS devastated SON OF SPAM in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
ARCEE overpowered FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
MUMMY MUSKETEER slimly won victory over DOC MCSWIFT in a 5 minute competition.
HOBO CASSEROLE vanquished SLUSH PUPPY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LACKEY won victory over ACE MERRILL in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
QUADLING handily defeated BLACK CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AGENT 99 demolished EN FEUGO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ARMENIUS was overcome by MUY CALIENTE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
HENCHMAN slimly won victory over THE WORD in a 2 minute master's Challenge bout.
BARNEY STINSON handily defeated MADCAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KLEGG HAII was overpowered by QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
RETURN OF THE KING viciously subdued MARATHON MAN in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
BLAZE overpowered LEGGING LAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOB BLUTH overpowered KYLO REN in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
BLAMM! handily defeated LEOD in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BRUTUS vanquished PARADIGM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TOBIR NUTS handily defeated HACKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD devastated CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DAS overpowered DRINKING DRUNK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRAINS narrowly defeated JHAN BOY in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
SAM STEPHENS overpowered DIONEXUS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge match.
LE POLISTE overpowered JUMPING JOE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
QUICK SLUG was beaten by UGLY ART in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TENTENABULATION overpowered BLAH 7 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY unbelievably bested WHITE BUFFALO in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NIGHTSHADE NINJA overpowered JHANDICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IRONHIDE overpowered OSCAR MAIER in a 6 minute uneven Challenge bout.
JURINE CAKE demolished GRANDMAMA in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge contest.
EUREKA was unbelievably bested by HOT TO TROTSKY in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
COW PIE overpowered GLEASON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HILLARY subdued JETTISONED JETSAM in a 2 minute Challenge match.
GOLFO DULCE handily defeated BAZINGA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LICKSPITTLE overpowered BURNING MAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CARISSIMUS executed JUDY SPRECKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
FLUNKY handily defeated DISTORTED ENTRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LEGS assassinated BRDB THE WARPED in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge battle.
CRAZY IVAN devastated POISON OAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HAWKINS vanquished GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
CHALUPA BATMAN devastated FIZBAN in a 2 minute mismatched match.
HARRY SLAUGHTER was handily defeated by FELANAHDRA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CRYING KID luckily beat KIND KOHL in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
LATE OR EARLY overpowered WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
POUTINE narrowly defeated AMIINANY DANGER in a exciting 3 minute expert's competition.
UGLY BUCCANEER handily defeated CLAMTASTIC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
VIKING VAMPIRE beat LORD OF BARKNESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
VARS FOLLEY handily defeated THE PLAINSMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HEADLESS NICK was savagely defeated by P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 5 minute veteran's brawl.
SRIRACHA demolished LE GRELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
BROCK TULGREN was savagely defeated by BEARDED FREAK in a 7 minute expert's bout.
GALLIENUS was defeated by SEABLOOM in a 2 minute master's brawl.
BOOYAH slimly lost to ALIISZA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
ANGRY CLAM was vanquished by PASB in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LITTLE VARIOUS beat HELLHOUND HESTATI in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
BAD BETTY was unbelievably bested by COVFEFE in a action packed 2 minute match.
SLIM SHADY lost to SHEIK TZU in a popular 1 minute bout.
3=4 was overpowered by LEGIONNAIRE LICH in a 2 minute uneven fight.
RUMP ROAST was vanquished by MURDERING SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OCTOGAB was subdued by ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a popular 2 minute duel.
CHINA PRINCESS overpowered WACKO JACKKO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIMON MAGUS slimly lost to MAD-DIE MOODY in a 2 minute brutal bout.
MOOSEKNUCKLE savagely defeated TELLIUS in a 2 minute gory bout.
WALKING THUNDER was savagely defeated by KUPP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
SHOW HORSE bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
15 WAYS savagely defeated CLOSED in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
SEVERUS NAPE was murdered by STYLE EDITOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE BOY overcame ALFRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JULIA VAUGHN unbelievably bested STOOGE in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
GRADY overpowered LOST SHIP in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS was overcome by BASHIM in a 5 minute conflict.
KING CHARLES won victory over BA-SHEA in a 1 minute match.
LYN luckily beat FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 2 minute brutal contest.
BASHITE slimly lost to FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute brutal match.
SPOOK was overpowered by NORTHWIND in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PUKE subdued BAD CLAM in a 1 minute novice's fray.
FAILIN FOOL devastated CRYSTAL BETH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANTELLA vanquished BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BASH'IT won victory over YELLOW VESTED in a 2 minute novice's fray.
CLIFF GLEAVES vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
UNSEEN ENTITY was demolished by GIGGLING BEAR in a 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
STEROPES was slain by DAVE HEBLER in a 1 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ overpowered ALLANON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BASH was luckily beaten by HAMBURGLER in a 2 minute gory beginner's battle.
MONSTER viciously subdued DONNIE STAHL in a 1 minute bloody beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 41 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 8 - 1 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 24 AIMED BLOW 75 - 68 - 2 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 22 STRIKING ATTACK 92 - 87 - 4 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 21 TOTAL PARRY 80 - 79 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 126 - 134 - 10 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 WALL OF STEEL 72 - 79 - 3 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 19 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 61 - 78 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 68 - 89 - 10 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 13 - 0 19 |
Turn 402 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 11 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 12 - 9 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 19 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 8 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HAWKINS 8949 16 7 0 134 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
TOTAL PARRY MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146 17 8 0 155 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
STRIKING ATTACK LATE OR EARLY 8183 16 9 0 120 LES TURFISTES (727)
AIMED BLOW HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 14 11 1 112 SHEWISH DINER (806)
SLASHING ATTACK HENCHMAN 8756 10 6 0 106 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL POUTINE 8769 22 17 2 102 FAST FOOD (724)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 14 10 1 99 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 12 8 2 76 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 12 7 1 54 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAWKINS 8949. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEARDED FREAK 7995. The ten other most popular fighters were DOC MCSWIFT 9505,
RETURN OF THE KING 9124, KIND KOHL 8616, BOOYAH 9542, BAD BETTY 9284, BRAINS 9296,
WHITE BUFFALO 9244, AMIINANY DANGER 8491, ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468, and SHOW HORSE
9647.
The least popular fighter this week was BASHIM 9074. The other ten least popular
fighters were IRONHIDE 9532, DONNIE STAHL 9675, ALLANON 9683, UNSEEN ENTITY 9666,
BASH'IT 9446, BRONTES 9414, SPOOK 9533, LOST SHIP 9621, RUMP ROAST 9066, and BROCK
TULGREN 8528.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GHOST (47-9609) F IS FOR FROG (852)
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-- RSI