DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2019    Duedate: 04/15/2019

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-403

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAWKINS
STAR PRAIRIE (821)
(47-8949) [17-7-0,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUMMY MUSKETEER                FELANAHDRA
SPECTRAL STEEL (778)           WRATHMEN 6 (853)
(47-8146) [17-9-0,152]         (47-9617) [5-2-0,110]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAWKINS                        DOC MCSWIFT
STAR PRAIRIE (821)             EASTERN HORDE (849)
(47-8949) [17-7-0,147]         (47-9505) [9-9-1,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 6 (853)            71
2. BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)    65EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. FAST FOOD (724)             51      Unchartered Team
4. SPIRIT'S REALM (850)        49
5. LAND OF OZ (217)            43      FLOATING PAST (854)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 126  69  6 64.6   1/10 LAND OF OZ (217)         11  4 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         896 565 30 61.3   2/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573)     11  4 0
 3/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)      160 103  7 60.8   3/ 2 F IS FOR FROG (852)      10  5 2
 4/ 4*FLOATING PAST (854)       27  18  1 60.0   4/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)       10  5 1
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     351 242 38 59.2   5/ 6 LES TURFISTES (727)      10  5 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      143 102 12 58.4   6/13 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  5 1
 7/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        47  34  2 58.0   7/ 5 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     9  6 1
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    134 102 13 56.8   8/18 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  9  6 0
 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         969 776 50 55.5   9/ 9*FLOATING PAST (854)       9  6 0
10/13 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  74  67  1 52.5  10/ 4 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     9  6 0
11/14 F IS FOR FROG (852)       76  69  4 52.4  11/19 FAST FOOD (724)           8  6 0
12/11 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        67  62  6 51.9  12/31*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          8  7 1
13/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      352 326 26 51.9  13/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  7 0
14/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     61  57  6 51.7  14/12 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  8  7 0
15/10 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      41  40  1 50.6  15/21 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     7  7 0
16/16 FAST FOOD (724)          202 201 14 50.1  16/20 DARQUE FORCES (396)       7  7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      95  95  3 50.0  17/11 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       7  8 0
18/20 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      28  28  4 50.0  18/ 8 SHEWISH DINER (806)       7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/30*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          18  18  1 50.0  19/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
20/19 BASH BROS PARK (766)     142 150 11 48.6  20/14 A BOOR RENTS (842)        7  8 0
21/18 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      169 183  9 48.0  21/26 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      6  4 0
22/21*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       17  19  1 47.2  22/16 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       6  9 2
23/23 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  35  40  1 46.7  23/29 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     6  9 0
24/26 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     26  31  0 45.6  24/15 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     5 10 1
25/24 FRAYED SANITY (799)       70  84  4 45.5  25/28 WHITE WOLVES (832)        5 10 1
26/22 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       25  30  2 45.5  26/25 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       5 10 0
27/25 EASTERN HORDE (849)       31  38  2 44.9  27/27 EASTERN HORDE (849)       5 10 0
28/28 A BOOR RENTS (842)        25  32  6 43.9  28/23 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       5 10 0
29/29 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     50  67  0 42.7  29/33*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       4  3 0
30/27 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     82 112  7 42.3  30/32*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      4  4 0
31/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)        53  79  1 40.2  31/34 FRAYED SANITY (799)       4  6 0
32/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       46  72  2 39.0  32/22 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        4 11 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       69 116  5 37.3  33/24 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      3 12 0
34/36*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)       9  21  0 30.0  34/30 DARK PATH (845)           3 12 0
35-35*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     8  19  1 29.6  35-35*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    2  3 0
36/37 DARK PATH (845)           11  48  0 18.6  36/37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Turf War Turn 6 Results
(Includes Post Turn 6 Bonus Points)
Reminder Turn 7-9 are double score turns

Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance   Elig  TM1   TM2   TM3   Max   2nd   Turn  Total
           Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC        3     1      4     4     4     4     12   113
COM        3     7      1    -2     7     1     15   102
TEA        3     4     -5     8     8     4     20    95
BUST       3    -1      9    11    11     9     31    91
BAP        3     1      4    -2     4     1      9    86
IC         3     4      7    -5     7     4     18    85
DUMB       3     7      7     1     7     7     21    80
DATA       3    -2      1     4     4     1      9    52
RDH        3     1      4     4     4     4     12    33
RUBE       3     4      2    -2     4     2     10    32

Individual Results
Alliance
Team                   Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE     1     5      2    3      0     0   0
SATAN'S MINIONS         4     5      3    2      0     0   0
FLOATING PAST           4     5      3    2      0     0   0

BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
LES TURFISTES           4     5      3    2      0     0   0
WEIRD ALCHEMY          -2     5      1    4      0     0   0

BUST
SHEWISH DINER          -1     5      1    4      0     1   0
WRATHMEN 6              9     5      5    0      1     1   0
BASH BROS PARK         11     5      5    0      1     0   0

COM
LAND OF OZ              7     5      4    1      0     0   0
SECOND BANANAS          1     5      2    3      0     0   0
ROYAL FLUSH            -2     5      1    4      0     0   0

DATA
STAR PRAIRIE           -2     5      1    4      0     0   0
FRAYED SANITY           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
BIG LAKE GROOVE         4     5      3    2      0     0   0

DUMB
FAST FOOD               7     5      4    1      0     0   0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK      7     5      4    1      0     0   0
DARQUE FORCES           1     5      2    3      0     0   0

IC
SPECTRAL STEEL          4     5      3    2      0     0   0
SPIRIT'S REALM          7     5      4    1      0     0   0
A'MERKIN INJUNS        -5     5      0    5      0     0   0

RDH
EASTERN HORDE           1     5      2    3      0     0   0
DEATHLY HALLOWS         4     5      3    2      0     0   0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS         4     5      3    2      0     0   0

RUBE
A BOOR RENTS            4     5      3    2      0     0   0
MEMPHIS MAFIA           2     5      2    3      1     0   0
DARK PATH              -2     5      1    4      0     0   0

TEA
YUPPIE HORDE            4     5      3    2      0     0   0
WEIRD STUDENTS         -5     5      0    5      0     0   0
F IS FOR FROG           8     5      4    1      1     0   0

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is WRATHMEN 6, who swept up 19 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to ROYAL FLUSH, which fell to 19th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  FAST FOOD is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing 
from 19th place to 11th place.  Hey everybody, watch out for EXISTENTIAL DREAD, who 
flew up 30 points in the rankings after mashing AGENT 99 like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  AGENT 99 
was subdued by EXISTENTIAL DREAD and drops 23 points.  Well, everybody's pal HAWKINS 
moved his record to 17-7-0 by defeating HOBO CASSEROLE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout 
and gaining 13 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to 
deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad LAND OF OZ?  Big bad LAND OF OZ.  Big bad LAND OF OZ.  NORTH FORK's afraid 
of the big bad LAND OF OZ.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  LAND OF OZ + Weapons That go Boom = EASTERN HORDE + Avoid City.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, FAILIN FOOL would be president.  Although it may 
be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity 
that had THE WORD challenge up 63 points in the rankings to take on MUMMY MUSKETEER?  
I don't know about you, but when I saw THE WORD step out on the sands with MUMMY 
MUSKETEER, I though it was over before it started.  Good upset THE WORD!  Getting 
lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was EN FEUGO, who was successfully challenged 
by CRYING KID who had a mere 57 points more than EN FEUGO.  Definition of petty:  
CRYING KID beat EN FEUGO, a mismatch of 57 points.  Can any one out there say 
'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying VIKING VAMPIRE will do.  He challenged 22 points down 
to trash SEABLOOM.  Definition of petty:  VIKING VAMPIRE subdued SEABLOOM, a mismatch 
of 22 points.  In a mismatch, our friend THE PLAINSMAN of THE SOVEREIGN got heroic 
notions and challenged BEARDED FREAK.  What did it get him?  A 11-26-0 record, that's 
what.  Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for 4 recognition points, THE 
PLAINSMAN shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to get places.  Challenging down 
29 points was STYLE EDITOR.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 
'T.P.:  The only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  STYLE EDITOR beat 
UNSEEN ENTITY, a mismatch of 29 points.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh 
well, just saying LEGS will do.  He challenged 26 points down to trash ALLANON.  
Definition of petty:  LEGS bested ALLANON, a mismatch of 26 points.  Well, it looks 
like CRYSTAL BETH wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so she went for broke by 
challenging up 27 points.  No guts, no glory.  This week CRYSTAL BETH 0-2-0 fought 
MAD-DIE MOODY 5-3-0 and in losing gained 4 points.  I know several gladiators who 
could go for a few fights like that.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Congrats to JULIA VAUGHN for revenging the death of hers 
teammate (but more importantly, feeding CARISSIMUS a bit of dirt).  In the 'Oops, 
What Have I Done?' category, TENTENABULATION was mashed by MURDERING SPECTRE, who let 
TENTENABULATION know that killing members of SPIRIT'S REALM is a no-no.  Congrats to 
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, 
feeding SHOW HORSE a bit of dirt).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take 
your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, and its been fun, 
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAWKINS 8949                 17   7  0   147       STAR PRAIRIE (821)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         17   9  0   152       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 CRYING KID 8392              10   7  0   126       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 HENCHMAN 8756                11   6  0   120       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 POUTINE 8769                 23  17  2   111       FAST FOOD (724)
 FELANAHDRA 9617               5   2  0   110       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          14  10  2   109       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE WORD 9590                14   5  0   107       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           20  20  1   106       FAST FOOD (724)
 LACKEY 8760                  12   7  0   101       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 UGLY BUCCANEER 9623           7   2  1   100       FLOATING PAST (854)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212             8   6  0    99       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           21  10  0    93       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          14  12  1    93       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          18  10  0    91       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           17  12  0    91       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              17   9  0    91       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 QUADLING 9445                 8   1  0    91       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIND KOHL 8616               12   5  0    90       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037        7   1  0    90       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 SRIRACHA 9042                13  12  1    87       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493         13   8  2    86       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 DOC MCSWIFT 9505              9   9  1    86       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423         9   3  0    86       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             24  13  0    85       FAST FOOD (724)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           16  10  0    85       LES TURFISTES (727)
 MADCAP 9306                  12  12  2    85       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043          14  11  1    83       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491         12  13  1    81       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872             16  22  0    80       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BRAINS 9296                  13   9  0    79       LAND OF OZ (217)
 ACE MERRILL 9319              9   8  0    79       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANSAS 9062                  14  12  0    78       LAND OF OZ (217)
 PASB 9493                     8   7  1    76       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 MARATHON MAN 9313            17   6  0    75       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 EN FEUGO 9072                10   9  1    74       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SEABLOOM 8527                11  20  0    73       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      12  11  0    71       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GALLIENUS 4956                9  15  1    71       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025             13   8  3    70       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 ALIISZA 8871                 13  22  2    70       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776           10  11  1    69       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         16  20  0    68       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 AGENT 99 8694                12   3  1    67       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BLAZE 9560                    8   2  1    67       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMENIUS 9159                13  14  0    66       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           12  17  0    66       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         7   7  0    66       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LE GRELE 8252                12  12  1    63       LES TURFISTES (727)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          13   7  1    62       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 THE PLAINSMAN 8873           11  26  0    62       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625            7   2  0    62       FLOATING PAST (854)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 GOB BLUTH 9478                7   2  2    61       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SAM STEPHENS 9634             5   1  0    60       DARK PATH (845)
 MURDERING SPECTRE 9508        5   3  0    60       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              11   8  2    59       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476           8   1  0    57       LAND OF OZ (217)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLEGG HAII 9204              14  14  0    56       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 ANGRY CLAM 8267              11  12  0    55       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 COVFEFE 9633                  5   1  0    55       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 JHAN BOY 9494                 6   3  0    53       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 LE POLISTE 9636               6   0  0    53       LES TURFISTES (727)
 SLIM SHADY 9511               5   2  1    53       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 OCTOGAB 8382                 12   6  0    52       LES TURFISTES (727)
 BRUTUS 9380                   8   5  0    52       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           7  10  0    51       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 DAS 9442                      6   3  1    51       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 JACKYL 9349                   6   2  0    51       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 POISON OAK 9449               4   2  0    51       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                4   7  0    49       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 8  19  0    47       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406          7   2  0    46       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 BOOYAH 9542                   4   3  0    46       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 PARADIGM 9018                 9  16  1    44       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 KYLO REN 9482                 6   3  0    43       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        3   5  0    43       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 HACKER 9156                   6   9  0    41       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 TOBIR NUTS 9370               5   2  0    40       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LICKSPITTLE 9310              5   1  0    39       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 IRONHIDE 9532                 5   2  0    38       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LEOD 9614                     4   3  0    38       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 BAD BETTY 9284                5   2  0    37       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 JULIA VAUGHN 9645             5   0  0    37       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 UGLY ART 9458                 4   2  0    37       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389         4   3  0    37       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 3=4 9105                      7   4  1    36       LES TURFISTES (727)
 ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468       6   4  0    36       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642             4   2  1    35       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TENTENABULATION 9381          6   5  1    34       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              4  10  0    34       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING CHARLES 9451             6   5  0    33       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 ARCEE 9529                    5   2  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BLAMM! 9545                   5   4  0    33       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 TELLIUS 9373                  4  10  0    33       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 WHITE BUFFALO 9244            4   8  0    33       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 PUKE 9507                     3   3  1    33       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 LITTLE BOY 8548               3   2  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            4   8  1    32       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 MANTELLA 9656                 3   1  0    32       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303             6   5  0    31       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 GOLFO DULCE 9596              5   2  1    31       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591       2   5  0    31       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 WACKO JACKKO 9415             8   4  2    30       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 MAD-DIE MOODY 9523            5   3  0    30       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 LEGS 9672                     3   0  1    30       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 SON OF SPAM 9592              3   4  2    29       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          3   3  0    29       FAST FOOD (724)
 CARISSIMUS 9619               1   5  1    29       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 LYN 9613                      4   3  0    27       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 BAZINGA 9540                  3   4  0    27       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661            3   1  1    26       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669       3   0  0    26       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 LOST SHIP 9621                5   2  0    25       FLOATING PAST (854)
 15 WAYS 9626                  5   4  0    24       FLOATING PAST (854)
 BURNING MAN 9481              5   4  0    24       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 WALKING THUNDER 9247          4   8  0    24       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 COW PIE 9281                  3   4  1    24       SHEWISH DINER (806)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRADY 9479                    4   5  0    23       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 BAD CLAM 9680                 1   1  0    23       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 OMAI 9693                     1   0  0    23       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 OSCAR MAIER 9365              3   5  0    22       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 KUPP 9531                     3   4  0    21       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 STOOGE 9259                   5   5  0    20       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 SHOW HORSE 9647               2   3  1    20       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 CLOSED 9641                   2   4  1    20       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DISTURBED 9350                4   4  0    19       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 BLAH 7 9498                   2   5  0    19       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 HILLARY 9534                  3   5  1    18       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ALFRED 9536                   2   4  1    18       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              2   4  0    18       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 SPOOK 9533                    2   4  0    18       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 CRAZY IVAN 9664               2   2  0    18       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 HOT SAUCE 9697                1   0  0    18       FAST FOOD (724)
 PLYNK 9692                    1   0  1    17       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 JETTISONED JETSAM 9620        3   6  0    16       FLOATING PAST (854)
 FLUNKY 9464                   3   3  0    16       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 GLEASON 9277                  0   6  0    16       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 JHANDICE 9496                 4   3  0    15       EASTERN HORDE (849)
-BASHITE 9403                  3   1  1    15       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-NORTHWIND 9454                1   0  0    15       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 ROCK CAKE 9695                1   0  0    14       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-BASH'IT 9446                  3   0  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 HELLYEAH 9347                 2   5  1    12       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-BA-SHEA 9092                  1   4  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644        2   3  1    10       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ODYSSEY 9699                  1   0  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
-BASHIM 9074                   1   5  0    10       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMBURGLER 9685               2   0  0     9       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 WHITE ZOMBIE 9658             1   1  0     9       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-MONSTER 9618                  1   0  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 HOT TO TROTSKY 9663           2   2  0     8       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 QUICK SLUG 9660               2   2  0     8       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BRONTES 9414                  2   2  0     8       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 UNSEEN ENTITY 9666            1   2  0     7       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             1   1  0     6       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671        1   2  0     5       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 DISTORTED ENTRY 9668          1   2  0     5       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           1   0  0     5       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            1   0  0     5       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CRYSTAL BETH 9681             0   2  0     5       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 GIGGLING BEAR 9676            1   1  0     4       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-BASH 9073                     0   3  0     3       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            0   2  0     2       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 ALLANON 9683                  0   2  0     2       DARK PATH (845)
 ELVIS ALLEN 9698              0   1  0     1       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 DA1 9688                      0   1  0     1       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       0   1  0     1       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BABA YAGA 9696                0   1  0     1       DARK PATH (845)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE BEATING SUN 9653    0  2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   ALFRED 9536           400  JUST REVENGED
TERRABLOOD'S BAN 9643   0  1 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  PUKE 9507             399  REVENGED
STEROPES 9411           1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   DAVE HEBLER 9682      402   
GRANDMAMA 9662          0  4 0 DARK PATH 845        CLOSED 9641           403   
SIMON MAGUS 9432        4  7 0 DARK PATH 845        IC ENFORCER           403  NONE
BLUR 9630               1  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401  JUST REVENGED
DEAD 9690               0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    AVATAR OF DARKHE      403  NONE
DEAD TOO 9691           0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    AA DESERTER           403  NONE
SEVERUS NAPE 9524       3  4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  STYLE EDITOR 9642     402   
RADINSMELL 9404         3  3 1 FRAYED SANITY 799    WACKO JACKKO 9415     400   
EUREKA 9667             1  2 0 LAND OF OZ 217       GOLFO DULCE 9596      403   
TALKING TREE 9655       0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SON OF SPAM 9592      400  REVENGED
DAVE HEBLER 9682        1  1 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    PLYNK 9692            403   
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438     5  5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    CARISSIMUS 9619       402  JUST REVENGED
MEOWNARCH 9648          2  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SHOW HORSE 9647       401  JUST REVENGED
LOST ONE 9512           2  1 0 SPIRIT'S REALM 850   TENTENABULATION 9381  399  JUST REVENGED
BRDB THE WARPED 9649    1  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LEGS 9672             402   
FAILIN FOOL 9654        1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   CLIFF GLEAVES 9661    403   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Holy cow! Look at those creak, cunning, and conniving old men! They must have visited 
The Fountain Of Youth! Will a mere 2nd place be an epitome for them? -- Oz The All-
Excited

Black Chaos, which wicked witch are you affiliated with? Thanks for the shoes, btw. -- 
Quagling, Land Of Oz

Son Of Spam, a bloodfeud a day makes me shout ole'! -- Kansas, Land Of Oz

Hot To Trotsky, my fault; my fault. Well done. -- Eureka, Land Of Oz

Jhan Boy, now, THAT was a real fight. Salute. -- Brains, Land Of Oz
P.S. And thanks.

Wacko Jacko, you were such a boor. -- China Princess, Land Of Oz

Good luck to all in The March Madness. Not so much in the March Turf Wars. -- Oz The 
All-Supporting

Sam Stephens -- Bery impressive!  That is one win each!  Best out of three? -- 
Dionexus

Paradigm -- Wear some armour next time!  I hope your ribs are healing nicely! -- 
Brutus

Muy Caliente -- You have imporved your skills immensely since last we met! I salute 
you! -- Armenius

Mooseknuckle -- Well I will not be sitting down in comfort any time soon! Ouch! -- 
Tellius

Judy Spreckles -- Rest in peace! -- Carissimus

Memphis Mafia -- My condolences on the loss of your sister in arms.  I will be 
watching out for you all now, bring it on! -- Carissimus

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIMON MAGUS was dealt death by IC ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD TOO was butchered by AA DESERTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was easily killed by AVATAR OF DARKHEART in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK was defeated by PUKE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
UGLY ART unbelievably bested ALFRED in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud contest.
MURDERING SPECTRE overpowered TENTENABULATION in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
ARCEE devastated FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS bested SHOW HORSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
COVFEFE unbelievably bested SHEIK TZU in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
POUTINE slimly won victory over UGLY BUCCANEER in a 3 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE WORD viciously subdued MUMMY MUSKETEER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
FELANAHDRA overpowered SRIRACHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HENCHMAN demolished KIND KOHL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRYING KID bested EN FEUGO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BROCK TULGREN beat DOC MCSWIFT in a popular 6 minute master's Challenge conflict.
AMIINANY DANGER was vanquished by LACKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ACE MERRILL was overcome by LORD OF BARKNESS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MARATHON MAN outwaited HEADLESS NICK in a 7 minute brutal veteran's Challenge fight.
QUEEN LATIFAH was overpowered by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
VIKING VAMPIRE narrowly defeated SEABLOOM in a 4 minute master's Challenge conflict.
SLUSH PUPPY was savagely defeated by MUY CALIENTE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BLAZE was vanquished by QUADLING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
THE PLAINSMAN was defeated by BEARDED FREAK in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LE GRELE was vanquished by PASB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BRAINS viciously subdued P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH vanquished BOOYAH in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PARADIGM was overpowered by GALLIENUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LE POLISTE viciously subdued DIONEXUS in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK E. KENNEDY unbelievably bested BAD BETTY in a popular 2 minute Challenge fray.
BRUTUS was beaten by ALIISZA in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
JHAN BOY defeated NIGHTSHADE NINJA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BLAMM! was overpowered by SLIM SHADY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GOB BLUTH subdued ANGRY CLAM in a action packed 1 minute Challenge contest.
TOBIR NUTS was overpowered by LEGGING LAGAN in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LITTLE VARIOUS bested KLEGG HAII in a popular 3 minute brutal expert's Challenge bout.
JACKYL demolished CRAZY BIG DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
GRADY was vanquished by KYLO REN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IRONHIDE unbelievably bested LITTLE BOY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
KUPP was handily defeated by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MANTELLA vanquished GLEASON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
STYLE EDITOR savagely defeated UNSEEN ENTITY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
LEGS overpowered ALLANON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CARISSIMUS was unbelievably bested by JULIA VAUGHN in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
LICKSPITTLE beat MOOSEKNUCKLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TELLIUS demolished JUMPING JOE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
STOOGE was overcome by LYN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
JURINE CAKE was vanquished by BAZINGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HILLARY was unbelievably bested by LOST SHIP in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
CLOSED assassinated GRANDMAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SPOOK devastated BRONTES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BLAH 7 slimly lost to WACKO JACKKO in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
JHANDICE was savagely defeated by 3=4 in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
DISTURBED was luckily beaten by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 2 minute bloody Challenge battle.
HELLYEAH was devastated by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
YELLOW VESTED lost to DONNIE STAHL in a 3 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
CLIFF GLEAVES assassinated FAILIN FOOL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CRYSTAL BETH was beaten by MAD-DIE MOODY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
HAWKINS overpowered HOBO CASSEROLE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Title duel.
LATE OR EARLY was demolished by BARNEY STINSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHALUPA BATMAN was overpowered by WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RETURN OF THE KING was demolished by CLAMTASTIC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ARMENIUS was savagely defeated by KANSAS in a popular 2 minute veteran's fight.
AGENT 99 was vanquished by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK CHAOS overpowered DAS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MADCAP demolished VARS FOLLEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DRINKING DRUNK was overpowered by POISON OAK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RUMP ROAST overpowered 15 WAYS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHINA PRINCESS overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
HACKER was handily defeated by SAM STEPHENS in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
OCTOGAB bested WHITE BUFFALO in a popular 3 minute battle.
CRAZY IVAN was overpowered by KING CHARLES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOLFO DULCE killed EUREKA in a 1 minute conflict.
COW PIE was vanquished by LEOD in a 1 minute uneven match.
JETTISONED JETSAM defeated FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 2 minute bout.
SON OF SPAM handily defeated OSCAR MAIER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BURNING MAN overcame FLUNKY in a exciting 3 minute duel.
WALKING THUNDER was overpowered by BAD CLAM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
QUICK SLUG was devastated by OMAI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WHITE ZOMBIE defeated DISTORTED ENTRY in a exciting 1 minute novice's fray.
HOT TO TROTSKY was overcome by ROCK CAKE in a popular 5 minute amateur's match.
GIGGLING BEAR was demolished by HOT SAUCE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DAVE HEBLER was dispatched by PLYNK in a action packed 1 minute beginner's match.
HAMBURGLER luckily beat PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
DA1 was subdued by IN YOUR THROAT in a 4 minute novice's brawl.
BROKEN FAUCET beat ELVIS ALLEN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's fight.
BABA YAGA was handily defeated by ODYSSEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   6 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  23         AIMED BLOW        84 -  73 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         TOTAL PARRY       85 -  78 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         STRIKING ATTACK   97 -  96 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 21         WALL OF STEEL     78 -  79 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         LUNGING ATTACK   142 - 144 - 11      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  20 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  84 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    73 -  99 - 11      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 403 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     9 - 14         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 15         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     12 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 14         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 18     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        11 - 10                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HAWKINS 8949               17   7  0  147 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
TOTAL PARRY      MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146       17   9  0  152 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SLASHING ATTACK  HENCHMAN 8756              11   6  0  120 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
WALL OF STEEL    POUTINE 8769               23  17  2  111 FAST FOOD (724)
STRIKING ATTACK  FELANAHDRA 9617             5   2  0  110 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
AIMED BLOW       THE WORD 9590              14   5  0  107 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLAMTASTIC 7994            17   9  0   91 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BASHING ATTACK   HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493       13   8  2   86 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        13   7  1   62 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAWKINS 8949.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOC MCSWIFT 9505.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELVIS ALLEN 9698, 
STOOGE 9259, SHEIK TZU 9452, UGLY BUCCANEER 9623, SEABLOOM 8527, MUY CALIENTE 9212, 
LE POLISTE 9636, LITTLE BOY 8548, KANSAS 9062, and EN FEUGO 9072.

The least popular fighter this week was MARATHON MAN 9313.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BABA YAGA 9696, BROKEN FAUCET 9686, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, 
GIGGLING BEAR 9676, ROCK CAKE 9695, QUICK SLUG 9660, WALKING THUNDER 9247, OSCAR 
MAIER 9365, COW PIE 9281, and CRAZY IVAN 9664.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HAWKINS (47-8949) STAR PRAIRIE (821)
POUTINE (47-8769) FAST FOOD (724)