DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/16/2019    Duedate: 05/13/2019

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-404

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MUMMY MUSKETEER
SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
(47-8146) [18-9-0,156]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MUMMY MUSKETEER                FELANAHDRA
SPECTRAL STEEL (778)           WRATHMEN 6 (853)
(47-8146) [18-9-0,156]         (47-9617) [6-2-0,125]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SEABLOOM                       LEOD
FRAYED SANITY (799)            WRATHMEN 6 (853)
(47-8527) [12-20-0,89]         (47-9614) [4-4-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS PARK (766)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       67
2. DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)       47EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. DARQUE FORCES (396)         37      Unchartered Team
4. RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)         35
5. FLOATING PAST (854)         31      WRATHMEN 6 (853)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 130  70  6 65.0   1/ 6 BASH BROS PARK (766)     12  2 1
 2/ 4 FLOATING PAST (854)       32  18  1 64.0   2/10 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    11  4 0
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         897 568 30 61.2   3/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    10  5 2
 4/ 3 LES TURFISTES (727)      164 104  7 61.2   4/13 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     10  5 1
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     353 245 38 59.0   5/14 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10  5 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806)      144 106 12 57.6   6/ 9 FLOATING PAST (854)      10  5 0
 7/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    138 103 14 57.3   7/ 1 LAND OF OZ (217)          9  5 0
 8/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        49  37  2 57.0   8/21 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      9  6 1
 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         971 779 50 55.5   9/12*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          9  6 1
10/14 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     65  58  6 52.8  10/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573)      9  6 0
11/10 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  77  69  1 52.7  11/ 5 LES TURFISTES (727)       9  6 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      355 328 27 52.0  12/ 8 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)  9  6 0
13/12 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        69  65  6 51.5  13/22 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       8  7 2
14/15 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      44  42  1 51.2  14/16 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 1
15/18 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)      31  30  5 50.8  15/23 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     8  7 0
16/11 F IS FOR FROG (852)       76  74  4 50.7  16/20 A BOOR RENTS (842)        8  7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      98  97  4 50.3  17/11 FAST FOOD (724)           7  7 0
18/16 FAST FOOD (724)          203 205 14 49.8  18/ 3 F IS FOR FROG (852)       7  8 2

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 BASH BROS PARK (766)     147 150 11 49.5  19/19 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  8 0
20/19*WRATHMEN 6 (853)          20  21  1 48.8  20/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (848)        7  8 0
21/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      172 185  9 48.2  21/17 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       7  8 0
22-22*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       17  19  1 47.2  22/30*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      6  5 0
23/26 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)       28  32  2 46.7  23/15 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  7 0
24/23 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  35  41  1 46.1  24/31 FRAYED SANITY (799)       6  9 0
25/25 FRAYED SANITY (799)       72  87  4 45.3  25/18 SHEWISH DINER (806)       6  9 0
26/27 EASTERN HORDE (849)       33  41  3 44.6  26/27 EASTERN HORDE (849)       5 10 1
27/29 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     54  68  0 44.3  27/28 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       5 10 0
28/24 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     27  34  0 44.3  28/26 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       5 10 0
29/28 A BOOR RENTS (842)        27  35  6 43.5  29/32 STAR PRAIRIE (821)        5 10 0
30/30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     84 115  7 42.2  30/34 DARK PATH (845)           4 11 2
31/32 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)       49  74  2 39.8  31/25 WHITE WOLVES (832)        4 11 1
32/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)        54  83  1 39.4  32/33 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)      4 11 0
33/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818)       70 120  5 36.8  33/24 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)     3 12 0
34/34*BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      11  22  0 33.3  34-29*METAL KNIGHTS (839)       2  2 0
35/ 0*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)      9  21  0 30.0  35-35*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)    2  3 0
36-35*STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)     8  19  1 29.6  36/36 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  1  2 0
37/36 DARK PATH (845)           13  51  2 20.3  37/ 0*WARRIORS OF OLD (844)     0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                        Turf War Turn 7 Results (corrected v2)
                           Turn 7-9 are double score turns

NOTE: LAND OF OZ has been credited with having fought 5 warriors (per rules, the turn 
immediately after a tourney you will be credited with fighting 5 if you fight all 
living warriors)

Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance   Elig  TM1   TM2   TM3   Max   2nd   Turn  Total
           Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC        3    14     14    20    20    14     54   167
BUST       3    -4      2    20    20     2     42   133
BAP        3    10     10     8    10    10     30   116
IC         3    10     10     2    10    10     30   115
TEA        3     2      8   -10     8     2     18   113
DUMB       3    -4      8    10    10     8     28   108
COM        3    -2      2     2     2     2      6   108
DATA       3     2      2    16    16     2     34    86
RDH        2     4     14          14           28    61
RUBE       3     2      8     6     8     6     22    54

Individual Results
Alliance
Team                   Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE    14     5      4    1     0      0   0
SATAN'S MINIONS        14     5      4    1     0      0   0
FLOATING PAST          20     5      5    0     0      0   0

BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6          10     5      3    2     0      1   0
LES TURFISTES          10     5      4    1     0      1   0
WEIRD ALCHEMY           8     5      3    2     0      0   0

BUST
SHEWISH DINER          -4     5      1    4     0      0   0
WRATHMEN 6              2     5      2    3     0      0   0
BASH BROS PARK         20     5      5    0     0      0   0

COM
LAND OF OZ             -2     4      1    3     0      0   0
SECOND BANANAS          2     5      2    3     0      0   0
ROYAL FLUSH             2     5      2    3     0      0   0

DATA
STAR PRAIRIE            2     5      2    3     0      0   0
FRAYED SANITY           2     5      2    3     0      0   0
BIG LAKE GROOVE        16     5      4    1     1      0   0

DUMB
FAST FOOD              -4     5      1    4     0      0   0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK      8     5      3    2     0      0   0
DARQUE FORCES          10     5      3    2     1      0   0

IC
SPECTRAL STEEL         10     5      3    2     1      0   0
SPIRIT'S REALM         10     5      3    2     1      0   0
A'MERKIN INJUNS         2     5      2    3     0      0   0

RDH
EASTERN HORDE           4     5      2    3     1      0   0
DEATHLY HALLOWS        14     5      4    1     0      0   0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS        -2     4      1    3     0      0   0

RUBE
A BOOR RENTS            2     5      2    3     0      0   0
MEMPHIS MAFIA           8     5      3    2     0      0   0
DARK PATH               6     5      2    3     2      0   0

TEA
YUPPIE HORDE            2     5      2    3     0      0   0
WEIRD STUDENTS          8     5      3    2     0      0   0
F IS FOR FROG         -10     5      0    5     0      0   0

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  NORTH FORK needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, LAND OF 
OZ, but BASH BROS PARK was just too good to be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
SPIRIT'S REALM really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--F IS FOR FROG got 
0-5-0 and dropped 15.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk 
to any of those losers in YUPPIE HORDE again!  Didja see where they got 2-3-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they 
moved up 8 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, DEATHLY HALLOWS!  MVP award for ENVY OF 
NORTH FORK?  BIG LAKE GROOVE's proud of him after beating 3=4 and getting 22 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  BRAINS' match with SEABLOOM cost him a loss of 12 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  HAWKINS stopped WHIPPED CREAM dead 
in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. 
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SECOND 
BANANAS was NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't 
know what FLOATING PAST's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from SECOND BANANAS, that's fer sher.  Can YUPPIE HORDE's FIRST WORLD ANGST be 
more popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Some 
fights are really unfair.  How do you think HEADLESS NICK feels about being 
challenged by MUY CALIENTE, 30 points above him?  If MUY CALIENTE can't beat a 
warrior 30 points below itself, that it CHALLENGED, it oughtta be selling food in the 
stands!  See if I ever talk to CRYING KID again!  AGENT 99 was so low when He 
challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this how BASH BROS PARK advances, by having their members 
(CRYING KID) fight people that are really below them (AGENT 99)?  UGLY BUCCANEER is 
being unfair.  He's challenged down 29 against RETURN OF THE KING.  I don't know why 
they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) UGLY BUCCANEER beat RETURN OF THE 
KING.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised UGLY BUCCANEER would do such 
a scummy thing, either.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think 
TENTENABULATION feels about being challenged by MURDERING SPECTRE, 26 points above 
it?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in NORTH FORK.  MURDERING SPECTRE got 
4 points after beating TENTENABULATION, 26 points below it.  See if I ever talk to 
JHAN BOY again!  NIGHTSHADE NINJA was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this 
how EASTERN HORDE advances, by having their members (JHAN BOY) fight people that are 
really below them (NIGHTSHADE NINJA)?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you 
think JUMPING JOE feels about being challenged by POISON OAK, 17 points above him?  
POISON OAK beat JUMPING JOE.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised 
POISON OAK would do such a scummy thing, either.  PUKE is being unfair.  He's 
challenged down 23 against ODYSSEY.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when PUKE 
challenged ODYSSEY, 23 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  For sure, 
I was holding my breath when I found out VIKING VAMPIRE challenged FELANAHDRA.  After 
all, haven't SPECTRAL STEEL and WRATHMEN 6 had a long standing duel in NORTH FORK?  
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FELANAHDRA wants me to write about it 
since she overcame VIKING VAMPIRE.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  It was kind of sad, seeing old 3=4 
stumbling around the arena, before ENVY OF NORTH FORK finished him off.  Oh well!  I 
was SO depressed when I heard TOBIR NUTS got killed.  He was just a kid, and didn't 
get a fair chance in NORTH FORK, or anything!  KLEGG HAII really fought hard against 
LEGS.  That'll teach F IS FOR FROG not to go and kill any of WEIRD ALCHEMY's guys 
again, huh!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (QUADLING vs. GOLFO DULCE, that 
is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  NORTH FORK is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146         18   9  0   156       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENCHMAN 8756                12   6  0   133       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CRYING KID 8392              11   7  0   128       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 FELANAHDRA 9617               6   2  0   125       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 THE WORD 9590                15   5  0   119       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 HOBO CASSEROLE 8622          15  12  1   108       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 LACKEY 8760                  13   7  0   107       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037        8   1  0   106       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 UGLY BUCCANEER 9623           8   2  1   105       FLOATING PAST (854)
 HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493         14   8  2   104       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 SRIRACHA 9042                14  12  1    96       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CLAMTASTIC 7994              18   9  0    94       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 KIND KOHL 8616               13   5  0    94       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 WHIPPED CREAM 8768           20  21  1    93       FAST FOOD (724)
 LATE OR EARLY 8183           17  10  0    93       LES TURFISTES (727)
 QUADLING 9445                 9   1  0    93       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BARNEY STINSON 8307          14  11  2    92       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 HEADLESS NICK 8776           11  11  1    91       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARATHON MAN 9313            18   6  0    89       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SEABLOOM 8527                12  20  0    89       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BROCK TULGREN 8528           21  11  0    88       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 CHALUPA BATMAN 9043          15  11  1    88       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 SLUSH PUPPY 9023             24  14  0    86       FAST FOOD (724)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEARDED FREAK 7995           17  13  0    86       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 AMIINANY DANGER 8491         13  13  1    86       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 VIKING VAMPIRE 8992          18  11  0    84       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 EN FEUGO 9072                11   9  1    84       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 DOC MCSWIFT 9505              9  10  1    82       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 MUY CALIENTE 9212             8   7  0    82       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 LORD OF BARKNESS 9423         9   4  0    81       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BLACK CHAOS 8872             16  23  0    80       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 PASB 9493                     8   8  1    78       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 MADCAP 9306                  12  13  2    77       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 LITTLE VARIOUS 9341          14   7  1    76       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 ACE MERRILL 9319              9   9  0    76       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874         17  20  0    75       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 VARS FOLLEY 9025             13   9  3    75       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 GOB BLUTH 9478                8   2  2    75       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 QUEEN LATIFAH 9038           13  17  0    74       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 AGENT 99 8694                12   4  1    74       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009         8   7  0    73       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 LE GRELE 8252                13  12  1    70       LES TURFISTES (727)
 RETURN OF THE KING 9124      12  12  0    70       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GALLIENUS 4956                9  16  1    70       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 ALIISZA 8871                 13  23  2    69       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BRAINS 9296                  13  10  0    67       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY CLAM 8267              12  12  0    66       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ARMENIUS 9159                13  15  0    65       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 BOOYAH 9542                   5   3  0    65       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 BLAZE 9560                    8   3  1    64       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625            8   2  0    64       FLOATING PAST (854)
 MURDERING SPECTRE 9508        6   3  0    64       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 SLIM SHADY 9511               6   2  1    62       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 KLEGG HAII 9204              15  14  0    61       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 THE PLAINSMAN 8873           11  27  0    60       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 JHAN BOY 9494                 7   3  1    59       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 OCTOGAB 8382                 13   6  0    58       LES TURFISTES (727)
 RUMP ROAST 9066              11   9  2    58       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468       7   4  1    58       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 LE POLISTE 9636               7   0  0    58       LES TURFISTES (727)
 COVFEFE 9633                  6   1  0    58       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 POISON OAK 9449               5   2  0    58       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DAS 9442                      7   3  1    57       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRINKING DRUNK 8617           8  10  0    56       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211        4   5  1    55       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 DIONEXUS 9157                 9  19  0    53       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SAM STEPHENS 9634             5   2  0    53       DARK PATH (845)
 CHINA PRINCESS 9476           8   2  0    52       LAND OF OZ (217)
-JACKYL 9349                   6   2  0    51       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 JACK E. KENNEDY 9406          8   2  0    50       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SHEIK TZU 9452                4   8  0    50       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 STYLE EDITOR 9642             5   2  1    47       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BRUTUS 9380                   8   6  0    46       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 PARADIGM 9018                 9  17  1    45       THE SOVEREIGN (818)
 BLAMM! 9545                   6   4  0    44       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 LEOD 9614                     4   4  0    44       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 HACKER 9156                   6  10  0    42       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 BAD BETTY 9284                5   3  0    42       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 UGLY ART 9458                 5   2  0    42       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 JUMPING JOE 8994              4  11  0    41       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BOY 8548               4   2  0    41       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 WHITE BUFFALO 9244            5   8  0    40       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 WACKO JACKKO 9415             9   4  2    39       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 JULIA VAUGHN 9645             6   0  0    39       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 LOST SHIP 9621                6   2  0    39       FLOATING PAST (854)
 WALKING THUNDER 9247          5   8  0    39       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ARCEE 9529                    6   2  0    37       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 KYLO REN 9482                 6   4  0    36       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 MAD-DIE MOODY 9523            6   3  0    36       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 KING CHARLES 9451             7   5  0    35       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 LICKSPITTLE 9310              5   2  0    35       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLFO DULCE 9596              5   3  1    33       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 IRONHIDE 9532                 5   3  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 KUPP 9531                     4   4  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 TENTENABULATION 9381          6   6  1    32       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303             6   6  0    32       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 15 WAYS 9626                  6   4  0    32       FLOATING PAST (854)
 CRAZY IVAN 9664               3   2  0    32       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 ODYSSEY 9699                  2   0  0    32       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 GRADY 9479                    5   5  0    31       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 LYN 9613                      5   3  0    31       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669       4   0  0    29       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CRAZY BIG DOG 9245            4   9  1    28       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 TELLIUS 9373                  4  11  0    28       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 EMPEROR LHASA OOPS 9591       2   6  0    28       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 CARISSIMUS 9619               1   6  1    28       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 SON OF SPAM 9592              3   5  2    27       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 SPOOK 9533                    3   4  1    27       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 LEGS 9672                     3   1  1    27       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 STOOGE 9259                   6   5  0    26       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 CLOSED 9641                   3   4  1    26       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 COW PIE 9281                  3   5  1    25       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632          3   4  0    25       FAST FOOD (724)
 JURINE CAKE 9371              2   5  0    25       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FLUNKY 9464                   4   3  0    24       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661            3   2  1    23       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 OSCAR MAIER 9365              3   6  0    23       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 BAZINGA 9540                  3   5  0    23       RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
 MANTELLA 9656                 3   2  0    23       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 SLUG 9428                     4   2  0    22       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 CRYSTAL BETH 9681             1   2  0    22       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
 GLEASON 9277                  1   6  0    22       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
 BURNING MAN 9481              5   5  0    20       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 BLAH 7 9498                   2   6  0    20       EASTERN HORDE (849)
 HOT SAUCE 9697                2   0  0    20       FAST FOOD (724)
 JHANDICE 9496                 5   3  0    19       EASTERN HORDE (849)
-DISTURBED 9350                4   4  0    19       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 JETTISONED JETSAM 9620        4   6  0    18       FLOATING PAST (854)
 GRIMLOCK 9701                 1   0  1    18       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671        2   2  0    17       YUPPIE HORDE (848)
 HILLARY 9534                  3   6  1    16       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ALFRED 9536                   2   5  1    16       STAR PRAIRIE (821)
-BASHITE 9403                  3   1  1    15       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
-NORTHWIND 9454                1   0  0    15       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 PUKE 9507                     3   4  1    14       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             2   1  0    14       FRAYED SANITY (799)
 HAGRID 9705                   1   0  1    14       DARK PATH (845)
-BASH'IT 9446                  3   0  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HELLYEAH 9347                 2   5  1    12       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686            2   0  0    12       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 ELVIS ALLEN 9698              1   1  0    12       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
-BA-SHEA 9092                  1   4  0    12       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 OMAI 9693                     1   1  0    12       WRATHMEN 6 (853)
 FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644        2   4  1    11       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 ALRIC 9429                    2   4  0    11       WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
 DA1 9688                      1   1  0    11       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 BAD CLAM 9680                 1   2  0    11       BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
 ROCK CAKE 9695                1   1  0    10       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
-BASHIM 9074                   1   5  0    10       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 BRONTES 9414                  2   3  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 QUICK SLUG 9660               2   3  0     9       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
-WHITE ZOMBIE 9658             1   1  0     9       METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-MONSTER 9618                  1   0  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 HAMBURGLER 9685               2   1  0     7       A BOOR RENTS (842)
 MORGANA LE FEY 9704           1   0  1     7       DARK PATH (845)
 PROUD PATTY 9707              1   0  0     7       WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
 DEADLY DESERT 9702            0   1  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
 UNSEEN ENTITY 9666            1   3  0     6       SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
 GIGGLING BEAR 9676            1   2  0     5       A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
 IN YOUR THROAT 9689           1   1  0     4       F IS FOR FROG (852)
 YELLOW VESTED 9677            0   3  0     3       F IS FOR FROG (852)
-BASH 9073                     0   3  0     3       STEVEN'S BASHERS (827)
 ALLANON 9683                  0   3  0     3       DARK PATH (845)
 BABA YAGA 9696                0   2  0     2       DARK PATH (845)
-PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687       0   1  0     1       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 LAMAR FIKE 9703               0   1  0     1       MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      HAGRID 9705           404  NONE
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663     2  3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842     SPOOK 9533            404   
THE BEATING SUN 9653    0  2 0 BASH BROS PARK 766   ALFRED 9536           400  REVENGED
DISTORTED ENTRY 9668    1  3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  IC ENFORCER           404  NONE
STEROPES 9411           1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   DAVE HEBLER 9682      402  NONE
GRANDMAMA 9662          0  4 0 DARK PATH 845        CLOSED 9641           403   
BLUR 9630               1  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401  JUST REVENGED
SHARKTICON BETA 9700    0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    IC TASKMASTER         404  NONE
SEVERUS NAPE 9524       3  4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795  STYLE EDITOR 9642     402   
RADINSMELL 9404         3  3 1 FRAYED SANITY 799    WACKO JACKKO 9415     400  NOT REVENGED
EUREKA 9667             1  2 0 LAND OF OZ 217       GOLFO DULCE 9596      403  JUST REVENGED
TALKING TREE 9655       0  1 0 LAND OF OZ 217       SON OF SPAM 9592      400  REVENGED
3=4 9105                7  5 1 LES TURFISTES 727    ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 404   
DAVE HEBLER 9682        1  1 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    PLYNK 9692            403   
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438     5  5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846    CARISSIMUS 9619       402  JUST REVENGED
MEOWNARCH 9648          2  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SHOW HORSE 9647       401  REVENGED
TOBIR NUTS 9370         5  3 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    HELLHOUND HESTAT 9211 404   
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389   4  4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   JHAN BOY 9494         404   
ELWIN 9706              0  1 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844  MORGANA LE FEY 9704   404   
GAUSS 9427              1  5 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844  SPIRIT                404  NONE
KOHR 9430               2  4 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844  NOT SO GENTLEBEN      404  NONE
BRDB THE WARPED 9649    1  3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    LEGS 9672             402  JUST REVENGED
FAILIN FOOL 9654        1  3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805   CLIFF GLEAVES 9661    403   
PLYNK 9692              1  1 1 WRATHMEN 6 853       GRIMLOCK 9701         404   
SHOW HORSE 9647         2  4 1 YUPPIE HORDE 848     NOT SO GENTLEBEN      404  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Carissimus -- I'm all shook up about Judy. I was almost in love with her. You'll get 
what's coming to you and the grass won't pay no mind. -- Hound-dog, mgr, Memphis Mafia

Kansas -- Thank you for my very painful lesson and skills training! -- Armenius

Julia Vaughn -- Well, that didn't turn out quite as I expected! -- Carissiums

La Poliste -- I would hate to be on the receiving end of your weapon when you finally 
have the ability to use it!  Ouch! -- Dionexus

Aliisza -- Two one to me so far!  Care for another match? -- Brutus

Jumping Joe -- Thanks for the victory.  Better luck next time! -- Tellius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAUSS was dealt death by SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHOW HORSE was dispatched by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KOHR was put to death by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DISTORTED ENTRY was savagely slain by IC ENFORCER in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SHARKTICON BETA was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUADLING overpowered GOLFO DULCE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
JULIA VAUGHN unbelievably bested CARISSIMUS in a 5 minute gory Bloodfeud duel.
KLEGG HAII devastated LEGS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
ARCEE handily defeated FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
BABA YAGA was vanquished by CLOSED in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
COVFEFE unbelievably bested SHEIK TZU in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
HOBO CASSEROLE vanquished SLUSH PUPPY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
LACKEY handily defeated DOC MCSWIFT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BROCK TULGREN was savagely defeated by EXISTENTIAL DREAD in a 5 minute match.
BARNEY STINSON was demolished by HENCHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MUY CALIENTE was unbelievably bested by HEADLESS NICK in a 3 minute conflict.
CRYING KID unbelievably bested AGENT 99 in a exciting 5 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UGLY BUCCANEER devastated RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VIKING VAMPIRE was overpowered by FELANAHDRA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ACE MERRILL was beaten by CHALUPA BATMAN in a 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
SEABLOOM devastated BRAINS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
EN FEUGO demolished GALLIENUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SRIRACHA vanquished MADCAP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
SAM STEPHENS was overpowered by LITTLE VARIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MURDERING SPECTRE overpowered TENTENABULATION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH savagely defeated THE PLAINSMAN in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
KYLO REN lost to STYLE EDITOR in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
BRUTUS was handily defeated by QUEEN LATIFAH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JHAN BOY killed NIGHTSHADE NINJA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ENVY OF NORTH FORK assassinated 3=4 in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
SLIM SHADY overpowered IRONHIDE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HELLHOUND HESTATI savagely slew TOBIR NUTS in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
POISON OAK demolished JUMPING JOE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
PUKE was demolished by ODYSSEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was savagely defeated by UGLY ART in a 6 minute gory Challenge fray.
TELLIUS was demolished by DRINKING DRUNK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STOOGE won victory over BLAH 7 in a 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
FLUNKY viciously subdued ROCK CAKE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GRADY viciously subdued BURNING MAN in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
JETTISONED JETSAM subdued ALLANON in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KUPP vanquished OMAI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SPOOK slaughtered HOT TO TROTSKY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge conflict.
HILLARY was beaten by SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
QUICK SLUG slimly lost to JHANDICE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
DONNIE STAHL savagely defeated HAMBURGLER in a 5 minute novice's Challenge match.
CRYSTAL BETH overpowered JURINE CAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
YELLOW VESTED was overpowered by GLEASON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
UNSEEN ENTITY was handily defeated by FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HAWKINS demolished WHIPPED CREAM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POUTINE was subdued by HARRY SLAUGHTER in a popular 2 minute veteran's battle.
CLAMTASTIC overcame PASB in a 3 minute master's contest.
BEARDED FREAK was overpowered by THE WORD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MUMMY MUSKETEER viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute master's Title fight.
LORD OF BARKNESS slimly lost to MARATHON MAN in a popular 8 minute gory brawl.
AMIINANY DANGER viciously subdued ALIISZA in a popular 3 minute veteran's struggle.
VARS FOLLEY was overcome by GOB BLUTH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
KIND KOHL defeated BLACK CHAOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal veteran's duel.
P-NUT FIREBEARD outwaited ARMENIUS in a popular 7 minute gory master's bout.
BLAZE was devastated by LATE OR EARLY in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHINA PRINCESS lost to ANGRY CLAM in a 3 minute gory bout.
LE GRELE overpowered LICKSPITTLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUMP ROAST was vanquished by BOOYAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEGGING LAGAN narrowly defeated LEOD in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
JACK E. KENNEDY unbelievably bested PARADIGM in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
DAS overpowered CLIFF GLEAVES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LE POLISTE overpowered SON OF SPAM in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BAD BETTY was unbelievably bested by LOST SHIP in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
OCTOGAB demolished EMPEROR LHASA OOPS in a 5 minute bloody uneven match.
HACKER was savagely defeated by WALKING THUNDER in a 3 minute gory fight.
DIONEXUS vanquished BAZINGA in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
WACKO JACKKO viciously subdued SLUG in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
WHITE BUFFALO savagely defeated FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CRAZY BIG DOG was unbelievably bested by MAD-DIE MOODY in a 3 minute conflict.
BLAMM! demolished MANTELLA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LYN luckily beat OSCAR MAIER in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
LITTLE BOY demolished COW PIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
15 WAYS overpowered ALFRED in a 1 minute uneven match.
KING CHARLES subdued ALRIC in a 1 minute contest.
CRAZY IVAN overpowered BAD CLAM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BRONTES lost to BROKEN FAUCET in a action packed 3 minute beginner's match.
GIGGLING BEAR was beaten by PROUD PATTY in a 2 minute novice's duel.
DA1 handily defeated LAMAR FIKE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched battle.
IN YOUR THROAT was beaten by ELVIS ALLEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's fight.
PLYNK was put to death by GRIMLOCK in a 1 minute novice's fight.
HOT SAUCE beat DEADLY DESERT in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
HAGRID assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MORGANA LE FEY barely slew ELWIN in a 5 minute gory beginner's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   6 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         TOTAL PARRY       90 -  79 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         AIMED BLOW        90 -  82 -  3      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  21         STRIKING ATTACK  108 - 100 -  6      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         WALL OF STEEL     82 -  85 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         LUNGING ATTACK   152 - 160 - 11      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  20 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   67 -  88 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    76 - 109 - 11      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  12 -  0      29  |

Turn 404 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 11         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 23         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  7                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  9                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MUMMY MUSKETEER 8146       18   9  0  156 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
SLASHING ATTACK  HENCHMAN 8756              12   6  0  133 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
STRIKING ATTACK  FELANAHDRA 9617             6   2  0  125 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
AIMED BLOW       THE WORD 9590              15   5  0  119 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
LUNGING ATTACK   LACKEY 8760                13   7  0  107 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
BASHING ATTACK   HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493       14   8  2  104 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CLAMTASTIC 7994            18   9  0   94 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
WALL OF STEEL    VIKING VAMPIRE 8992        18  11  0   84 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
PARRY-STRIKE     LITTLE VARIOUS 9341        14   7  1   76 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SEABLOOM 8527.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LEOD 9614.  The ten other most popular fighters were EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037, 
AGENT 99 8694, LORD OF BARKNESS 9423, FLUNKY 9464, HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493, AMIINANY 
DANGER 8491, BAD BETTY 9284, WACKO JACKKO 9415, SHEIK TZU 9452, and MUY CALIENTE 
9212.

The least popular fighter this week was JULIA VAUGHN 9645.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELWIN 9706, HAGRID 9705, PLYNK 9692, IN YOUR THROAT 9689, LAMAR 
FIKE 9703, ALRIC 9429, ALFRED 9536, COW PIE 9281, MANTELLA 9656, and CLIFF GLEAVES 
9661.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MUMMY MUSKETEER (47-8146) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
THE WORD (47-9590) RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

POUTINE (47-8769) FAST FOOD (724)
HAWKINS (47-8949) STAR PRAIRIE (821)