DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/14/2019 Duedate: 06/10/2019
NORTH FORK ARENA
DM-47 TURN-405
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HENCHMAN
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
(47-8756) [13-6-0,139]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HENCHMAN LITTLE BOY
SATAN'S MINIONS (813) BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
(47-8756) [13-6-0,139] (47-8548) [4-3-0,39]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SEABLOOM BARNEY STINSON
FRAYED SANITY (799) SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-8527) [13-20-0,100] (47-8307) [14-12-2,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS PARK (766)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. A BOOR RENTS (842) 59
2. SHEWISH DINER (806) 56EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
3. LES TURFISTES (727) 37 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766) 30
5. YUPPIE HORDE (848) 30 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 134 71 6 65.4 1/ 1 BASH BROS PARK (766) 14 1 1
2/ 2 FLOATING PAST (854) 35 20 1 63.6 2/ 6 FLOATING PAST (854) 11 4 0
3/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 900 570 30 61.2 3/ 2 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 11 4 0
4/ 4 LES TURFISTES (727) 167 106 8 61.2 4/ 9 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 10 5 1
5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573) 354 249 38 58.7 5/11 LES TURFISTES (727) 10 5 1
6/ 6 SHEWISH DINER (806) 149 106 12 58.4 6/ 4 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 10 5 1
7/ 8 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 52 38 2 57.8 7/12 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 10 5 0
8/ 7 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 140 106 14 56.9 8/ 5 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 10 5 0
9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 974 781 50 55.5 9/ 3 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792) 9 6 1
10/11 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780) 80 71 1 53.0 10/15 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 9 6 0
11/10 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795) 67 61 6 52.3 11/13 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 8 6 1
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 358 330 27 52.0 12/ 7 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 6 0
13/14 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 47 44 1 51.6 13/20 YUPPIE HORDE (848) 8 6 0
14/13 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 71 67 6 51.4 14/16 A BOOR RENTS (842) 8 7 2
15/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778) 102 98 4 51.0 15/14 DARQUE FORCES (396) 8 7 1
16/19 BASH BROS PARK (766) 151 151 11 50.0 16/ 8 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 8 7 1
17/ 0 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 37 37 2 50.0 17/21 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 8 7 1
18/20 WRATHMEN 6 (853) 23 23 1 50.0 18/17 FAST FOOD (724) 7 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 FAST FOOD (724) 205 207 14 49.8 19/27 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 7 8 1
20/16 F IS FOR FROG (852) 77 78 4 49.7 20/25 SHEWISH DINER (806) 7 8 0
21/15 SPIRIT'S REALM (850) 32 34 5 48.5 21/23 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 6 8 0
22/23 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846) 31 33 2 48.4 22/24 FRAYED SANITY (799) 6 9 0
23/21 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480) 175 187 10 48.3 23/32 WEIRD STUDENTS (805) 6 9 0
24-22*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 17 19 1 47.2 24/19 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 9 0
25/27 SATAN'S MINIONS (813) 58 69 0 45.7 25/29 STAR PRAIRIE (821) 5 9 0
26/24 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 35 42 1 45.5 26/26 EASTERN HORDE (849) 5 10 1
27/25 FRAYED SANITY (799) 74 90 4 45.1 27/18 F IS FOR FROG (852) 5 10 1
28/29 A BOOR RENTS (842) 30 37 8 44.8 28/10 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 10 0
29/28 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843) 29 37 0 43.9 29/28 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 4 11 0
30/26 EASTERN HORDE (849) 34 45 3 43.0 30/31 WHITE WOLVES (832) 4 11 0
31/30 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 84 120 7 41.2 31/22*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 3 6 0
32/31 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851) 52 76 3 40.6 32/30 DARK PATH (845) 3 12 2
33/32 WHITE WOLVES (832) 56 86 1 39.4 33-34*METAL KNIGHTS (839) 2 2 0
34/33 THE SOVEREIGN (818) 71 124 5 36.4 34/37*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 2 8 0
35/35*WARRIORS OF OLD (844) 11 24 0 31.4 35/33 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786) 2 13 0
36/34*BOOK OF THOMAS (801) 11 25 0 30.6 36/ 0 WICKED MARTYRS (815) 1 0 0
37/37 DARK PATH (845) 13 56 2 18.8 37/36 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War Turn 7 Results (corrected v2)
Turn 7-9 are double score turns
NOTE: LAND OF OZ has been credited with having fought 5
warriors (per rules, the turn immediately after a tourney
you will be credited with fighting 5 if you fight all
living warriors)
Alliance Results
Standings
Alliance Elig TM1 TM2 TM3 Max 2nd Turn Total
Teams Score Score Score Score Score Score Score
ARC 3 14 14 8 14 14 42 209
BUST 3 20 8 14 20 14 54 187
BAP 3 10 10 10 10 10 30 146
IC 3 14 -4 -10 14 -4 24 139
COM 3 8 -4 8 8 8 24 132
TEA 2 8 -2 8 16 129
DUMB 2 4 8 8 16 124
DATA 2 2 2 2 4 90
RUBE 2 12 -10 12 24 78
RDH 3 -4 2 2 2 2 6 67
Individual Results
Alliance
Team Score Fights Wins Losses Kills IAM IAC
ARC
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE 14 5 4 1 0 0 0
SATAN'S MINIONS 14 5 4 1 0 0 0
FLOATING PAST 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
BAP
RUBBER SOUL 6 10 5 3 2 1 0 0
LES TURFISTES 10 5 3 2 1 0 0
WEIRD ALCHEMY 10 5 3 2 1 0 0
BUST
SHEWISH DINER 20 5 5 0 0 0 0
WRATHMEN 6 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
BASH BROS PARK 14 5 4 1 0 0 0
COM
LAND OF OZ 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
SECOND BANANAS -4 5 1 4 0 0 0
ROYAL FLUSH 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
DATA
STAR PRAIRIE 4 4 2 2 0 0 0
FRAYED SANITY 2 5 2 3 0 0 0
BIG LAKE GROOVE 2 5 2 3 0 0 0
DUMB
FAST FOOD 6 4 2 2 0 1 0
BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 4 5 3 2 0 1 0
DARQUE FORCES 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
IC
SPECTRAL STEEL 14 5 4 1 0 0 0
SPIRIT'S REALM -4 5 1 4 0 0 0
A'MERKIN INJUNS -10 5 0 5 0 0 0
RDH
EASTERN HORDE -4 5 1 4 0 0 0
DEATHLY HALLOWS 2 5 2 3 0 0 0
REIGNNCATSNDOGS 2 5 2 3 0 0 0
RUBE
A BOOR RENTS 12 5 3 2 2 0 0
MEMPHIS MAFIA 10 4 3 1 0 0 0
DARK PATH -10 5 0 5 0 0 0
TEA
YUPPIE HORDE 6 4 3 1 0 1 0
WEIRD STUDENTS 8 5 3 2 0 0 0
F IS FOR FROG -2 5 1 4 0 1 0
SPY REPORT
Hail NORTH FORK! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. It doesn't rain, but it pours for SECOND BANANAS this turn, a 1-4-0
causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel. WEIRD
STUDENTS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 9 space move up the rankings.
This brings them up to 23rd place. Good work, guys! The SHEWISH DINER guild has had
a 5-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this
kind of thing can lead. And let's see, RUMP ROAST fought BEARDED FREAK and gained 24
points and contributed to SHEWISH DINER's 5-0-0. BEARDED FREAK has lost to RUMP
ROAST, falling 15 points, while helping make BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK a 3-2-0 turn. This
week's Duelmaster bout was between JHAN BOY and our Duelmaster MUMMY MUSKETEER,
making a Bloodfeud. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and MUMMY
MUSKETEER remains NORTH FORK's top warrior for another turn. Tell me, is nothing
sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls
in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the SHEWISH DINER stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on NORTH FORK, what are you afraid of?
And avoiding SHEWISH DINER more than any other team we find WHITE WOLVES. NORTH
FORK, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take
notice that LICKSPITTLE from SATAN'S MINIONS was NORTH FORK's most challenged warrior
this turn. Tsk, tsk, tsk. HOBO CASSEROLE, does your manager know you're challenging
down 19 points to fight MARATHON MAN from BIG LAKE GROOVE? We're not surprised to
hear that HOBO CASSEROLE subdued MARATHON MAN, but I bet it would be interesting to
hear why SHEWISH DINER made such a challenge. I don't know about you, but SRIRACHA
challenging down 27 points to THE SOVEREIGN's ALIISZA, is not really worthy of EL
CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. It pains me to see warriors take advantage of the system like
this. SRIRACHA defeated ALIISZA, as if it surprises anyone. Well now, what do you
expect when someone like FELANAHDRA from WRATHMEN 6 challenges down 20 points to
fight UGLY BUCCANEER of FLOATING PAST? Well, it only serves justice to see that
FELANAHDRA was overcame by UGLY BUCCANEER. Heh, heh. I don't know about you, but
CHALUPA BATMAN challenging down 21 points to LAND OF OZ's BRAINS, is not really
worthy of EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE. I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards
looking for easy wins. CHALUPA BATMAN subdued BRAINS, is nothing sacred? Tsk, tsk,
tsk. COW PIE, does your manager know you're challenging down 19 points to fight
UNSEEN ENTITY from SPIRIT'S REALM? We're not surprised to hear that COW PIE defeated
UNSEEN ENTITY, but I bet it would be interesting to hear why SHEWISH DINER made such
a challenge. Well now, what do you expect when someone like SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ from
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE challenges down 17 points to fight BROKEN FAUCET of BASH BROS
PARK? It pains me to see warriors take advantage of the system like this. SLOWPOKE
RODRIGUEZ overcame BROKEN FAUCET, as if it surprises anyone. I don't know about you,
but JURINE CAKE challenging down 22 points to F IS FOR FROG's YELLOW VESTED, is not
really worthy of SHEWISH DINER. I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards
looking for easy wins. JURINE CAKE bested YELLOW VESTED, is nothing sacred?
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Whatever bright future ODYSSEY may have had, it's all history now. The
manager of BOOK OF THOMAS has lost a promising 2-0-0 warrior. GRADY has departed
NORTH FORK, leaving SECOND BANANAS without their 5-5-0 warrior. Question, just what
was his team doing at the taverns last night? The manager of DARK PATH will not be
pleased to learn that SAM STEPHENS, a 5-2-0 fighter, has been killed at the hands of
LES TURFISTES' LE POLISTE. Whatever bright future LEGS may have had, it's all
history now. The manager of F IS FOR FROG has lost a promising 3-1-1 warrior. The
Welcome Wench declares a free round for MUMMY MUSKETEER and all of SPECTRAL STEEL,
for having revenged EASTERN HORDE's JHAN BOY for killing one of their comrades.
Kudos go out to LEOD this turn, for revenging WRATHMEN 6's bloodfeud against DARQUE
FORCES' warrior GRIMLOCK. Well done. A brave warrior does not carry a red shield,
he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
I like this place, NORTH FORK, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in NORTH FORK and
I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in NORTH FORK
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HENCHMAN 8756 13 6 0 139 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYING KID 8392 12 7 0 134 BASH BROS PARK (766)
HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 16 12 1 122 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LACKEY 8760 14 7 0 120 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 9 2 1 115 FLOATING PAST (854)
EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 9 1 0 114 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 15 8 2 110 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
KIND KOHL 8616 14 5 0 105 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
SEABLOOM 8527 13 20 0 100 FRAYED SANITY (799)
SRIRACHA 9042 15 12 1 98 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
FELANAHDRA 9617 6 3 0 97 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
CLAMTASTIC 7994 19 9 0 96 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
QUADLING 9445 10 1 0 95 LAND OF OZ (217)
GOB BLUTH 9478 9 2 2 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLUSH PUPPY 9023 25 14 0 93 FAST FOOD (724)
WHIPPED CREAM 8768 20 22 1 93 FAST FOOD (724)
BARNEY STINSON 8307 14 12 2 93 SECOND BANANAS (573)
HEADLESS NICK 8776 12 11 1 93 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
BROCK TULGREN 8528 22 11 0 91 FRAYED SANITY (799)
CHALUPA BATMAN 9043 16 11 1 91 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACE MERRILL 9319 10 9 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUY CALIENTE 9212 9 7 0 89 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
LATE OR EARLY 8183 17 11 0 88 LES TURFISTES (727)
MADCAP 9306 13 13 2 88 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
LORD OF BARKNESS 9423 10 4 0 88 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
LE GRELE 8252 14 12 1 86 LES TURFISTES (727)
DOC MCSWIFT 9505 9 11 1 85 EASTERN HORDE (849)
MARATHON MAN 9313 18 7 0 83 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
AMIINANY DANGER 8491 13 14 1 82 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
RUMP ROAST 9066 12 9 2 82 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 9 7 0 81 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
EN FEUGO 9072 11 10 1 80 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
VIKING VAMPIRE 8992 18 12 0 78 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
AGENT 99 8694 12 5 1 78 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-VALAC 8819 9 6 0 78 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
BLACK CHAOS 8872 16 24 0 77 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 17 21 0 76 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
VARS FOLLEY 9025 13 10 3 76 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
LE POLISTE 9636 8 0 1 76 LES TURFISTES (727)
BOOYAH 9542 6 3 0 76 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
ARMENIUS 9159 14 15 0 75 WHITE WOLVES (832)
GALLIENUS 4956 9 17 1 75 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
ALIISZA 8871 13 24 2 72 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
LEGGING LAGAN 9625 9 2 0 72 FLOATING PAST (854)
BEARDED FREAK 7995 17 14 0 71 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BRAINS 9296 13 11 0 71 LAND OF OZ (217)
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 8 4 1 70 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
COVFEFE 9633 7 1 0 69 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 14 8 1 67 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
PASB 9493 8 9 1 67 EASTERN HORDE (849)
POISON OAK 9449 6 2 0 67 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE PLAINSMAN 8873 12 27 0 66 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
JHAN BOY 9494 7 4 1 66 EASTERN HORDE (849)
HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211 5 5 1 66 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
QUEEN LATIFAH 9038 13 18 0 65 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RETURN OF THE KING 9124 12 13 0 64 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLAZE 9560 8 4 1 64 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
ANGRY CLAM 8267 12 13 0 62 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
-PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
BRUTUS 9380 9 6 0 61 WHITE WOLVES (832)
MURDERING SPECTRE 9508 6 4 0 61 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
KLEGG HAII 9204 15 15 0 60 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BLAMM! 9545 7 4 1 57 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OCTOGAB 8382 13 7 0 56 LES TURFISTES (727)
STYLE EDITOR 9642 6 2 1 56 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
WACKO JACKKO 9415 10 4 2 55 A BOOR RENTS (842)
JACK E. KENNEDY 9406 9 2 0 55 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DRINKING DRUNK 8617 8 11 0 55 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
SLIM SHADY 9511 6 3 1 54 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
-LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
DIONEXUS 9157 9 20 0 51 WHITE WOLVES (832)
-JACKYL 9349 6 2 0 51 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
DESPERO 8848 5 6 0 51 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
SHEIK TZU 9452 4 9 0 50 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
UGLY ART 9458 6 2 0 49 BASH BROS PARK (766)
LEOD 9614 5 4 0 48 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
JUMPING JOE 8994 5 11 0 48 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY IVAN 9664 4 2 1 47 A BOOR RENTS (842)
PARADIGM 9018 9 18 1 46 THE SOVEREIGN (818)
DAS 9442 7 4 1 46 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
HACKER 9156 7 10 0 46 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
LOST SHIP 9621 7 2 0 46 FLOATING PAST (854)
-CORSON 8821 5 5 1 46 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
TENTENABULATION 9381 7 6 1 44 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SON OF SPAM 9592 4 5 3 44 A BOOR RENTS (842)
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 8 3 0 43 LAND OF OZ (217)
IRONHIDE 9532 6 3 0 43 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BAD BETTY 9284 5 4 0 43 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
KUPP 9531 5 4 0 43 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LICKSPITTLE 9310 6 2 0 42 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
ARCEE 9529 7 2 0 41 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632 4 4 0 41 FAST FOOD (724)
-JULIA VAUGHN 9645 6 0 0 39 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
LITTLE BOY 8548 4 3 0 39 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
KYLO REN 9482 6 5 0 37 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
-AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
LYN 9613 6 3 0 36 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
WHITE BUFFALO 9244 5 9 0 35 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
CLOSED 9641 4 4 1 34 BASH BROS PARK (766)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303 6 7 0 33 FRAYED SANITY (799)
GOLFO DULCE 9596 5 4 1 33 F IS FOR FROG (852)
CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 4 2 1 33 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
BAZINGA 9540 4 5 0 33 RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
KING CHARLES 9451 7 6 0 32 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ 9669 5 0 0 32 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
CRYSTAL BETH 9681 2 2 0 32 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
COW PIE 9281 4 5 1 31 SHEWISH DINER (806)
STOOGE 9259 7 5 0 30 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
MAD-DIE MOODY 9523 6 4 0 29 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
WALKING THUNDER 9247 5 9 0 29 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
JHANDICE 9496 6 3 0 28 EASTERN HORDE (849)
BURNING MAN 9481 6 5 0 28 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
JURINE CAKE 9371 3 5 0 28 SHEWISH DINER (806)
FIRST WORLD ANGST 9671 3 2 0 27 YUPPIE HORDE (848)
SLUG 9428 5 2 0 26 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
PUKE 9507 4 4 1 25 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
QUICK SLUG 9660 3 3 0 25 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TELLIUS 9373 4 12 0 24 WHITE WOLVES (832)
OSCAR MAIER 9365 3 7 0 24 FRAYED SANITY (799)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
15 WAYS 9626 6 5 0 23 FLOATING PAST (854)
CRAZY BIG DOG 9245 4 10 1 23 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
ALFRED 9536 3 5 1 23 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
SPOOK 9533 3 5 1 22 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
BAD CLAM 9680 2 2 0 22 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BLAH 7 9498 2 7 0 21 EASTERN HORDE (849)
DA1 9688 2 1 1 20 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
GLEASON 9277 1 7 0 20 STAR PRAIRIE (821)
JETTISONED JETSAM 9620 4 7 0 19 FLOATING PAST (854)
-DISTURBED 9350 4 4 0 19 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
MANTELLA 9656 3 3 0 19 F IS FOR FROG (852)
ELVIS ALLEN 9698 2 1 0 19 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
OMAI 9693 2 1 0 19 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
DEADLY DESERT 9702 1 1 0 18 LAND OF OZ (217)
HILLARY 9534 3 7 1 17 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FLUNKY 9464 4 4 0 16 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
CARISSIMUS 9619 1 7 1 16 WHITE WOLVES (832)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRIMLOCK 9701 1 1 1 15 DARQUE FORCES (396)
PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687 1 1 0 15 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
-NORTHWIND 9454 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
IN YOUR THROAT 9689 2 1 0 14 F IS FOR FROG (852)
APPARITIONAL ARCHER 9711 1 0 0 14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
FIGHTS LIKE GHOST 9644 2 5 1 12 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
-HELLYEAH 9347 2 5 1 12 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
BROKEN FAUCET 9686 2 1 0 12 BASH BROS PARK (766)
ALRIC 9429 2 5 0 11 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
BRONTES 9414 2 4 0 10 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
HOT SAUCE 9697 2 1 0 10 FAST FOOD (724)
PROUD PATTY 9707 2 0 0 10 WEIRD STUDENTS (805)
TORCH BEARER 9714 1 0 0 10 LES TURFISTES (727)
TIN WOODMAN 9708 1 0 0 10 LAND OF OZ (217)
HAGRID 9705 1 1 1 9 DARK PATH (845)
KARN 9716 1 0 0 9 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
-WHITE ZOMBIE 9658 1 1 0 9 METAL KNIGHTS (839)
-MONSTER 9618 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
POUND CAKE 9709 1 0 0 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)
DONNIE STAHL 9675 2 2 0 8 FRAYED SANITY (799)
-ZOZO 9132 1 2 0 8 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
UNSEEN ENTITY 9666 1 4 0 7 SPIRIT'S REALM (850)
GIGGLING BEAR 9676 1 3 0 6 A'MERKIN INJUNS (786)
MORGANA LE FEY 9704 1 1 1 5 DARK PATH (845)
-RAZAH 9155 1 1 0 4 WICKED MARTYRS (815)
YELLOW VESTED 9677 0 4 0 4 F IS FOR FROG (852)
ALLANON 9683 0 4 0 4 DARK PATH (845)
LAMAR FIKE 9703 0 2 0 2 MEMPHIS MAFIA (846)
BRUTICUS 9710 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ULRIC 9718 0 1 0 1 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
ALUCARD 9717 0 1 0 1 WARRIORS OF OLD (844)
THE BUTTON THIEF 9712 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN 6 (853)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAMBURGLER 9685 2 2 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 IC TASKMASTER 405 NONE
HOT TO TROTSKY 9663 2 3 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 SPOOK 9533 404
MEAT 9715 0 1 0 A BOOR RENTS 842 NOT SO GENTLEBEN 405 NONE
ODYSSEY 9699 2 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801 CRAZY IVAN 9664 405
BABA YAGA 9696 0 3 0 DARK PATH 845 IC TASKMASTER 405 NONE
GRANDMAMA 9662 0 4 0 DARK PATH 845 CLOSED 9641 403
SAM STEPHENS 9634 5 3 0 DARK PATH 845 LE POLISTE 9636 405
BLUR 9630 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 FIGHTS LIKE GHOS 9644 401 JUST REVENGED
ROCK CAKE 9695 1 2 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 DA1 9688 405
SEVERUS NAPE 9524 3 4 0 DEATHLY HALLOWS 795 STYLE EDITOR 9642 402
LEGS 9672 3 2 1 F IS FOR FROG 852 BLAMM! 9545 405
EUREKA 9667 1 2 0 LAND OF OZ 217 GOLFO DULCE 9596 403 JUST REVENGED
3=4 9105 7 5 1 LES TURFISTES 727 ENVY OF NORTH FO 9468 404
DAVE HEBLER 9682 1 1 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 PLYNK 9692 403 NONE
JUDY SPRECKLES 9438 5 5 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA 846 CARISSIMUS 9619 402 JUST REVENGED
EMPEROR LHASA OO 9591 2 7 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 VAR'S NEOPHYTE 405 NONE
MEOWNARCH 9648 2 1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843 SHOW HORSE 9647 401 REVENGED
GRADY 9479 5 6 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 SON OF SPAM 9592 405
TOBIR NUTS 9370 5 3 0 SHEWISH DINER 806 HELLHOUND HESTAT 9211 404
NIGHTSHADE NINJA 9389 4 4 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778 JHAN BOY 9494 404 JUST REVENGED
ELWIN 9706 0 1 0 WARRIORS OF OLD 844 MORGANA LE FEY 9704 404
BRDB THE WARPED 9649 1 3 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480 LEGS 9672 402 REVENGED
FAILIN FOOL 9654 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS 805 CLIFF GLEAVES 9661 403
PLYNK 9692 1 1 1 WRATHMEN 6 853 GRIMLOCK 9701 404 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Queen Latifah -- That didn't turn out quite as I expected! -- Brutus
Drinking Drunk -- I would not like to take you on when you are drinking sober! --
Tellius
Bazinga -- I enjoyed our sparring! I hope your leg is healing nicely! -- Dionexus
Hound Dog -- I was all broke up too, but not as much as Dionexus! I think he was in
love with Judy too! I am growing to like Julia Vaughn now, even if she does keep
kicking my a$$! -- Carissuimuss
Julia Vaughn -- Best out of three! -- Carissimus
P-Nut Firebeard -- Nothing changes in a year! -- Armenius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EMPEROR LHASA OOPS was butchered by VAR'S NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BABA YAGA was butchered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HAMBURGLER was murdered by IC TASKMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MEAT was assassinated by NOT SO GENTLEBEN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
MUMMY MUSKETEER bested JHAN BOY in a exciting 5 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
QUADLING devastated GOLFO DULCE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
OCTOGAB was savagely defeated by ENVY OF NORTH FORK in a 2 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
LEOD overpowered GRIMLOCK in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ARCEE vanquished FIGHTS LIKE GHOST in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
HAGRID was vanquished by CLOSED in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
HOBO CASSEROLE overpowered MARATHON MAN in a 3 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
THE WORD was narrowly defeated by LACKEY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SRIRACHA viciously subdued ALIISZA in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
FELANAHDRA was beaten by UGLY BUCCANEER in a 1 minute master's Challenge conflict.
LE GRELE vanquished P-NUT FIREBEARD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LEGIONNAIRE LICH beat VARS FOLLEY in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl.
BROCK TULGREN bested DOC MCSWIFT in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MUY CALIENTE overpowered RETURN OF THE KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MADCAP overpowered PASB in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge conflict.
SEABLOOM beat LATE OR EARLY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
ACE MERRILL demolished LITTLE VARIOUS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
CHALUPA BATMAN slimly won victory over BRAINS in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
BLAZE was luckily beaten by LEGGING LAGAN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
KLEGG HAII was savagely defeated by POISON OAK in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
DAS was overpowered by HELLHOUND HESTATI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ARMENIUS beat QUEEN LATIFAH in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
DIONEXUS was viciously subdued by THE PLAINSMAN in a 6 minute master's Challenge bout.
UGLY ART narrowly defeated KYLO REN in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
BRUTUS overpowered DRINKING DRUNK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CHINA PRINCESS was defeated by WACKO JACKKO in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JACK E. KENNEDY luckily beat SHEIK TZU in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
IRONHIDE subdued WHITE BUFFALO in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge contest.
CRAZY IVAN butchered ODYSSEY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
COW PIE overpowered UNSEEN ENTITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was subdued by LICKSPITTLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ subdued BROKEN FAUCET in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
JURINE CAKE beat YELLOW VESTED in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge duel.
TELLIUS was handily defeated by JUMPING JOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TENTENABULATION overpowered 15 WAYS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
STOOGE bested BLAH 7 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
SON OF SPAM slaughtered GRADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
KUPP bested MAD-DIE MOODY in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BAZINGA handily defeated FLUNKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
HILLARY was overpowered by FIRST WORLD ANGST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRYSTAL BETH overpowered GLEASON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LAMAR FIKE was overpowered by OMAI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MORGANA LE FEY was handily defeated by DEADLY DESERT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
IN YOUR THROAT demolished ALLANON in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
WHIPPED CREAM was demolished by KIND KOHL in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
HEADLESS NICK overcame FIZBAN in a 3 minute contest.
BARNEY STINSON was overcome by CRYING KID in a exciting 5 minute master's match.
HENCHMAN devastated AMIINANY DANGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CLAMTASTIC subdued GALLIENUS in a 2 minute master's battle.
HARRY SLAUGHTER devastated BLACK CHAOS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
EXISTENTIAL DREAD overpowered EN FEUGO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLUSH PUPPY slimly won victory over AGENT 99 in a exciting 4 minute veteran's contest.
LORD OF BARKNESS vanquished ANGRY CLAM in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
VIKING VAMPIRE was handily defeated by GOB BLUTH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BEARDED FREAK was savagely defeated by RUMP ROAST in a 2 minute master's bout.
BOOYAH vanquished SLIM SHADY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MURDERING SPECTRE was luckily beaten by COVFEFE in a action packed 4 minute fight.
LE POLISTE executed SAM STEPHENS in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
KING CHARLES was defeated by HACKER in a 1 minute fight.
DESPERO devastated WALKING THUNDER in a 1 minute uneven match.
LOST SHIP bested LITTLE BOY in a exciting 4 minute bout.
PARADIGM was demolished by STYLE EDITOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD BETTY was luckily beaten by FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
BLAMM! butchered LEGS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZY BIG DOG was subdued by QUICK SLUG in a 2 minute match.
LYN vanquished ALRIC in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SPOOK was luckily beaten by JHANDICE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
CARISSIMUS was demolished by CLIFF GLEAVES in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
JETTISONED JETSAM was unbelievably bested by SLUG in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
ALFRED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
OSCAR MAIER lost to PUKE in a 1 minute match.
BRONTES was overpowered by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MANTELLA was bested by BURNING MAN in a exciting 3 minute match.
BAD CLAM defeated HOT SAUCE in a 1 minute brutal novice's fray.
GIGGLING BEAR was unbelievably bested by KARN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
DA1 savagely slew ROCK CAKE in a action packed 9 minute gruesome novice's match.
DONNIE STAHL was subdued by APPARITIONAL ARCHER in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
ELVIS ALLEN overpowered 1 OF 3 PLEASE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROUD PATTY overcame ULRIC in a 4 minute amateur's battle.
POUND CAKE demolished BRUTICUS in a 5 minute one-sided bout.
THE BUTTON THIEF was overpowered by TORCH BEARER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TIN WOODMAN overpowered ALUCARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 36 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 24 TOTAL PARRY 97 - 76 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 118 - 101 - 9 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 21 AIMED BLOW 95 - 89 - 3 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 LUNGING ATTACK 160 - 173 - 13 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 19 - 2 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 19 WALL OF STEEL 83 - 93 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 73 - 93 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 82 - 115 - 10 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
Turn 405 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 AIMED BLOW 8 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 9 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 21 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 12 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HENCHMAN 8756 13 6 0 139 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
TOTAL PARRY CRYING KID 8392 12 7 0 134 BASH BROS PARK (766)
AIMED BLOW HOBO CASSEROLE 8622 16 12 1 122 SHEWISH DINER (806)
LUNGING ATTACK LACKEY 8760 14 7 0 120 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
STRIKING ATTACK EXISTENTIAL DREAD 9037 9 1 0 114 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
BASHING ATTACK HARRY SLAUGHTER 8493 15 8 2 110 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CLAMTASTIC 7994 19 9 0 96 BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (780)
WALL OF STEEL HEADLESS NICK 8776 12 11 1 93 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
PARRY-STRIKE LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 14 8 1 67 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SEABLOOM 8527. The most popular warrior this turn
was BARNEY STINSON 8307. The ten other most popular fighters were THE PLAINSMAN
8873, MURDERING SPECTRE 9508, AGENT 99 8694, WHITE BUFFALO 9244, DOC MCSWIFT 9505,
LITTLE BOY 8548, JETTISONED JETSAM 9620, DA1 9688, SHEIK TZU 9452, and ENVY OF NORTH
FORK 9468.
The least popular fighter this week was ROCK CAKE 9695. The other ten least popular
fighters were POUND CAKE 9709, PROUD PATTY 9707, ALUCARD 9717, THE BUTTON THIEF 9712,
1 OF 3 PLEASE 9713, DONNIE STAHL 9675, HOT SAUCE 9697, BRONTES 9414, OSCAR MAIER
9365, and ALRIC 9429.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MUMMY MUSKETEER (47-8146) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
THE WORD (47-9590) RUBBER SOUL 6 (851)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (163-119-3) 3 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NO BATHROOM 7764 (121-42-2) 5 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
LIL JOHNNY 8184 (37-32-1) 2 3 0 D.A. REJECTS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUPERSIZE ME 8110 (25-17-2) 4 3 0 FAST FOOD
DON QUIXOTE 8393 (35-34-0) 2 3 0 BAD BEATS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ONE TIME! 8396 (39-26-0) 10 3 0 BAD BEATS
GOLDBEAR 2724 (33-22-0) 2 3 0 MYTHRAL
ICE WIND 7758 (82-52-2) 2 3 0 BASH BROS PARK
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HAWKINS 8949 (17-7-0) 7 3 0 STAR PRAIRIE
KANSAS 9062 (14-12-0) 0 1 0 DEAD LAND OF OZ
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
UGLY BUCCANEER 9623 (7-2-1) 4 3 0 FLOATING PAST
THE WORD 9590 (14-5-0) 3 3 0 RUBBER SOUL 6
LEGIONNAIRE LICH 9009 (7-7-0) 1 3 0 SPECTRAL STEEL
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JUMPING JOE 8994 (4-10-0) 2 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LOST SHIP 9621 (5-2-0) 4 3 0 FLOATING PAST
STYLE EDITOR 9642 (4-2-1) 4 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
ADDICTION 9387 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
JURINE CAKE 9371 (2-4-0) 2 3 0 SHEWISH DINER
CHINA PRINCESS 9476 (8-1-0) 1 3 0 LAND OF OZ
LEAF 9384 (4-0-2) 1 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEADLY DESERT 9702 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 LAND OF OZ
SNOWFLAKE 9659 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
HAGRID 9705 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 DARK PATH
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YOURBAGD FOREVER 6968 (42-30-0) 3 3 0 THE OPERA
FROSTY 7332 (61-52-0) 0 3 0 FAST FOOD
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STARSCREAM 7419 (16-16-1) 0 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ORC PLAGUE 5501 (14-5-3) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
CYCLONUS 8365 (14-6-1) 0 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MARATHON MAN 9313 (17-6-0) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
KIND KOHL 8616 (12-5-0) 0 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
P-NUT FIREBEARD 8874 (16-20-0) 0 3 0 THE SOVEREIGN
VARS FOLLEY 9025 (13-8-3) 0 3 0 STAR PRAIRIE
CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LITTLE VARIOUS 9341 (13-7-1) 0 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DESPERO 8848 (4-6-0) 3 3 0 WICKED MARTYRS
ENVY OF NORTH FORK 9468 (6-4-0) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE
BAD BETTY 9284 (5-2-0) 0 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FEATHER 9386 (1-3-1) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
HAMMERHEAD 9383 (1-3-0) 0 3 0 DOWNWARD SPIRAL
TOBIR NUTS 9370 (5-2-0) 0 3 0 SHEWISH DINER
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PROUD PATTY 9707 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 WEIRD STUDENTS
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From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.